5 Dysfunctional Krunks of SKA Revealed: MikefromAZ’s True Story

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The term dysfunctional is defined as “abnormal or impaired functioning” on the part of an individual person, between people in any sort of relationship, or amongst members of a family. Poor functioning refers to both behavior and relationships that aren’t working and have one or more negative, unhealthy aspects to them, such poor communication or frequent conflict. This is a term used often by mental health professionals for interactions between people and is often used to describe any relationship in which there are significant problems or struggles.

Dysfunctional relationships or situations are often the impetus for getting help in psychotherapy

There are 5 dysfunctional people who reside on SKA in no particular order.

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JIVE…He decided to move to a 3rd world country to pick coffee beans? WHO IN THE FUK DOES THIS EXCEPT a dysfunctional person? Most of these types of weird people are very bitter and angry towards society and the world.. You can see this with Jive’s comments on SKA.

I can see how it unfolded why Jive came back to the U.S…

His ex Gf…”Jive there are several reasons you need to go back to America” “1st you pick coffee beans like you are an Asian, very slow! 2nd you smoke way to much weed and eat way too much junk food 3rd because you don’t have girth and you have a really bad curved dick you can’t make me cum!”

*also notice how bitter Jive has become? Maybe no soul?

He hardly ever talks about his 49ers new players. That’s extremely dysfunctional!

He probably doesn’t even keep in touch with family members because they disowned him a long time ago!

Another sign of dysfunctional behavior is not working or keeping a job with very bad communication skills. Try to ask him a question, he won’t answer it unless he likes you!

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Another clue to the dysfunctional behavior is constantly changing ones name on Sports blogs, Dond went from The Jive Turkey Gobbler to Jive to Cindy then to Jive lake duck. Who is he????

SHARIF … Notice the pattern of the constant name changing? Same is Jive?… very dysfunctional behavior! As a few of these custom memes of mine say about him. They must be non-fictional memes because he acts like his Mother was a Dyke and he took her genome. IMO he’s must be very afraid of pussy because when he was a small child his Mother stuck her twat in his face and scared the living shit out of him! *another reason why he’s a Camel Jockey faggot. Sharif reminds of a man who never grew up emotionally, another point of dysfunctional behavior. He acts like a 12 year boy on SKA 99% of the time and posts really bad morbid memes and Gifs. These are all signs of well you know….. This Krunk can’t keep a job at all, like a wondering fool looking for an easy paying job where he can be a lazy fuk!

Notice a pattern here so far???

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4905…This dysfunctional Krunk is almost 70 years old yet he tries to troll krunks on SKA with one liners that don’t work. He also doesn’t have a job even though he could work at least part time to keep busy. Imagine being a Police officer and NEVER EVER firing your weapon once while on duty? Maybe he only did parking ticket duty? Good thing he wasn’t working in Tempe, AZ.

Since Sando’s ESPN days 4905 has always been an enemy of mine? Why? Well he TRIES to act younger than me on sports blogs with wit, humor and imagination. NOT HAPPENING! I have never heard of any krunk using the word “tard”!! Not since the 80s… This krunk is so dysfunctional he talks in his sleep and blames it on his wife! He is so dysfunctional he has remotes for each operation of the TV and he never goes outside and makes his wife go to the grocery store!! 4905 is truly an odd krunk to say the least. He banned the Mind Fukin Assassin over 10 times on SKA why? He didn’t like getting owned by me because of his insecurities, another sign of dysfunctional behavior.

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CKNUCKLES

He reminds me of an immature person who doesn’t work and stays home downloading morbid Gifs and bodies of sick looking people to put heads on them then posting them on SKA thinking they are kewl! Talk about dysfunctional behavior! The only good thing he has going for him is his football team, other than that his life is in me of an immature person who doesn’t work and stays home downloading morbid Gifs and bodies of sick looking people to put heads on them then posting them on SKA thinking they are kewl! Talk about dysfunctional behavior! The only good thing he has going for him is his football team, other than that his life is in kaos and in crisis.
He is on SKA SO MUCH I BET HIS ENTIRE FAMILY HAS  disowned HIM!
I bet he never has or goes to parties or gatherings, a complete sociopathic dysfunctional character.
seems to me not working and posting garbage on ska is a huge giveaway to a dysfunctional person.
He attacks me so much because he is jealous of my mfasim religion and my followers… he calls them enablers.
He is so bad with other people in person he hides his behavior on SKA very well. he’ll even pretends to like 70 year old men who are retired and don’t work. Get the picture? He doesn’t work either! He has cheated on his gfs so much not only does he have a little black book, he has 3 of them, one for white women 1 for black women and 1 for all others! talk about dysfunctional behavior!

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MAYNERD…this Krunk is so nerdy he cried when the last showing of the big bang theory aired. maybe,  the least dysfunctional krunk of these 5 because he does have a job. not sayin much since most of us do work except the 4 above of course!
MayNerd is truly an oddity to say the least. he has no trolling skills  at all yet he comes on ska taking his 1 shot liners at me then leaves LOL.
he’s a very negative krunk who has daddy and mommy issues. must have been a drop off as a baby at a homeless shelter and raised up in foster homes,  ready? with dysfunctional parents..
did you ever see a nerd in elementary school or high school and you thought too yourself.. ”he will never get laid”  that’s mayNERD!

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Asheville, NC English Literature BA - 2019 Grad

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