A poem by Lisa: Bader is a Dick Faced Buffoon

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Bader is a Dick Faced Buffoon
Who lies constantly about his life

His own Mother could not stand him
Neither can his wife

He comes on SKA everyday
With new falsehoods galore

And Keal eats it up always
But to him seems more like a chore

There really is not one as dumb as him
Believe me they have tried

To find another more laughable
They searched the globe far and wide

He works as a financial ANALyst
Who stumbles adding 2+2

In all honesty his boss would revere
A chimp from the Austin zoo

His looks are nothing to consider
Because he landed on his face

When the doctor cut the umbilical cord
And dropped him all over the place

He thinks he is a stud with the ladies
But this could not be more wrong

When he looks at himself in a mirror
The reflection comes back Kim Jong

His self esteem is really zero
And he looks for accolades for months

By trolling like a dork on SKA
And those paying homage to this dunce

So those who think Bader is the shit
Need to get a better life

And find another male geek to bow down to
They can call their wife

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