Over the last few months there has been a whole lot of knob slobbin on SKA over Russell Wilson and his season. I’ll admit he picked it up mid to late year after a pretty piss poor start to the year but between every article of BKOB’s and the thousands of comments from 12’s about him it was a lot for any non band wagon fan, I mean 12th man fan to handle. Today we examine why Russell Wilson is clearly super gay
1. FACT: Wilson had to divorce his wife after she went and found some real dick from Golden Tate.
2. FACT: Wilson said god told him not to have sex with Super Fucking Hot Ciara. I mean cmon have you seen this broad? Even God would hit that. Although it is speculated he may have finally got the nookie which led to his improved play there is no hard evidence and one must assume he is still not porking the singer.
3. FACT: Wilson has by far the most gay commercials of any athlete in the history of sports.
4. FACT: Wilson cries worse than a gay dude whose top recently broke up with him.
5. FACT: This Chicago radio host thinks so: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/chicago-radio-host-implies-russell-wilson-might-be-gay—you-don-t-have-to-live-a-lie-020157189.html
6: FACT: He posts scriptures on twitter all the fucking time, what is more gay than that?
It is clear beyond a shadow of a doubt that Russell Carrington (What a gay middle name) Wilson is totally gay. If you took Big gay Al, Mr. Slave and Mr. Garrison rolled them up into one giant burrito of gayness they still wouldn’t be as gay as Russell Wilson.
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