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    SEASON ENDING QB RANKINGS

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    The NFL Regular season has ended with probably the most depth at starting QB we have ever seen but none are more relevant than this season’s future MVP, Patrick “SHOWTIME” Mahomes. He is the new Messiah of football. He has revolutionized the position with his unorthodox throwing ability and knack for making a play no…

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    Stallion Presents: Tribe – A Coming Out Story

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    Water Tribe Navi, better know on SKA as Tribe, is going through a dark period in his life. He is figuring out his sexuality as he braces for another tour in Syria with his terrorist friends. A theory proposed by the Honorable FJY is that he began bulking up because his frame is too frail…

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    How to Rate your Girl: The Tucker Max System

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    As an alternative to the “how many beers” or the “1 through 10” rating system, with the following 5-star scale to rank physical appearance only. There are three things that you must remember before using this scale: 1) Though personality is very important in evaluating females, in this scale it can only hurt. Too many men…

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