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    NFC East – All bEAST Team – Halfway

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    Offense: QB – Dak Prescott RB – Ezekiel Elliot WR – Amari Cooper WR – Terry McLaurin WR – Golden Tate TE – Zach Ertz LT – Tyron Smith LG – Ereck Flowers C – Travis Frederick RG – Brandon Brooks RT – Lane Johnson Defense: Edge – Markus Golden Edge – Robert Quinn DT…

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    A Fuck You Eagles Mock Draft

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    I just based the order on the league standings on ESPN. You can @ my balls.   1. Cincinnati Bengals – Tua Tagovailoa, QB, Alabama   2. Miami Dolphins – Justin Herbert, QB, Oregon   3. Washington Redskins – Andrew Thomas, OT, Georgia   4. Atlanta Falcons – Chase Young, DE, Ohio State   5. New…

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    NFCE All-bEast Team – Quarter Pole

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    By Joey “Reg” Esquire QB – Dak Prescott The leader in basically every statistical passing category. Competition level should come into account, but for now it’s Dak over Wentz based on raw production. RB – Saquon Barkley, Ezekiel Elliott Yes, I’m putting two RBs on instead of three WRs, because the WRs have mostly been…

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    WHY THE LAST JEDI SUCKED SO INCREDIBLY AND HORRIBLY BAD

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    A Rian Johnson Story Let’s start off at the very beginning of the movie: the opening scene. Rian Johnson couldn’t possibly start the movie off so poorly that you could almost tell from the jump that the movie was going to suck, could he? Yep. I probably shouldn’t nitpick too much or I’ll have to…

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    NFCE Winners and Losers – Week 1

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    In lieu of the all-bEast team this early in the season when it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, here are some winners and losers for each team from Week 1: Winners: Dak Prescott and Kellen Moore Statistically this was the best game of Prescott’s career. Much of the credit there probably goes to…

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