BATTLES DYNASTY UPDATE: WEEK 7

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WELL WELL WELL, of course Brew puts up the 3rd highest score of the entire season versus yours truly to triumphantly win the Golden Chubby! Fuck you buddy!

We had a high scoring week for most teams, with the exception of Sloppy, our double dipper on the Wall of Shame. “BACK TO BACK!”

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If the playoffs were to start today, 3 teams would come from the East which is funny because the East suck huge donkey in real life. Good work guys!

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Here were the scores, please marvel at all the 100 burgers, Yummmm! Ruk on Monday came back to beat HH, so close to giving him his first loss (Very good week for HH)! I match up with Ruk this week so my team will wreak his face!

A short update within the league, quite a few moves on the rosters this week. First off, Tribe changed his team name to something gay. Then he proceeded to get weird with JP and they put together an interesting trade. JP gave up the 4th highest scoring player in fantasy this season for D Thomas and some nobodies.

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He’ll have some good WRs next season now with Kelvin coming back.

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As previously discussed, poor Sloppy has been ravaged by injuries but if he makes a few moves he can work his way in the playoffs. He’s only 1 game back.

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Let’s all give a golf clap to Brew for his debut Golden Chubby victory. His team has scored the 4th most points of the season and had the most scored against him. Pretty underrated 3-4 team. He has solid QB play from Rivers and good receivers with Julio, Landry, and Hilton. He also has 2 top 5 TEs for some stupid reason 🙂

JP requested I post the link of the contracts on the articles so here you go!

As always, stay classy assholes,
-Battles

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