BOLD Predictions: Week 2

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  • Fearless and daring; courageous.
  • Requiring or exhibiting courage or daring.
  • Unduly forward and brazen; impudent.
  • Strikingly different or unconventional; arresting or provocative

 

WEEK #2

Week 2 is upon us, and it brings many questions with it.

  • Are the 49ers and Carlos Hyde an unstoppable rushing juggernaut?
  • Is AP old and washed up?
  • Why aren’t people asking why Aaron Rodgers had less than 200 yards passing? Its not like he played SEA last week.
  • Speaking of SEA, are they really that bad?
  • Is Tampa Bay still an actual NFL football team?
  • Can Carson Palmer’s knee hold up for one more week?

These questions and more will be answered as this week unfolds. But, before we find out what actually happens; let’s make some slightly ridiculous predictions of things that COULD happen. Here are my BOLD Predictions for this week.

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

DEN @ KC

  • Alex Smith has a second consecutive 3 TD game.
  • Jamaal Charles has 3 total TDs

SUNDAY’S GAMES

NE @ BUF

  • Tom Brady is sacked 5 times
  • LeGarrette Blount has 2 TDs

HOU @ CAR

  • JJ Watt gets a TD
  • No RB breaks 50 yards in this game

ARI @ CHI

  • Palmer has less than 200 yards passing
  • ARI has more rushing yards than CHI

SD @ CIN

  • Stevie Johnson scores 2 TDs
  • Andy Dalton has more pass yards than Rivers

TEN @CLE

  • Mariota has more INTs than TDs
  • Bishop Sankey has 150+ total yards

DET @ MIN

  • AP bounces back with 150+ yards rushing
  • Bridgewater has more yards and TDs than Stafford

TB @ NO

  • There are less than 135 combined rush yards in the game
  • Drew Brees has 450+ yards passing

ATL @ NYG

  • There are at least 4 INTs in this game.
  • Julio Jones has less than 50 yards receiving

SF @ PIT

  • PITT has less than 70 yards rushing
  • Aaron Lynch gets 3 sacks

STL @ WAS

  • Cousins and Foles will combine for 4+ INTs
  • Austin scores 3 different ways

MIA @ JAX

  • Tannehill has at least 400 yards passing
  • MIA gets a safety on JAX

BAL @ OAK

  • Crabtree is the game’s top WR
  • There are 10 sacks in this game

DAL @ PHI

  • Bradford throws at least 4 TDs
  • DeMarco Murray goes off against DAL for 125+ yards

SEA @ GB

  • Lynch and Lacy combine for 285+ rush yards
  • SEA doesn’t get a sack in the game

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

NYJ @ IND

  • Phillip Dorsett scores 2 TDs
  • Andrew Luck does not throw an INT

 

That’s it for me. Post your crappy predictions using the thing that Keal created at the bottom. The cut off for predictions is kickoff of the game you are predicting for. Yes, I am smart enough to figure that shit out.

Oh, and some people were hoping to do weekly score predictions. I didn’t do them last year, but I will track them this season until someone else takes over. Just include them with your BOLDs and I’ll tack them on for now.

BOLD PREDICTIONS

 

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