San Francisco 49ers

Welcome back to the Charlie The Unicorns Weekly Feature. NFL Week 2 is here. For the record, 13-3 overall (straight-up)….. I’ll work on ATS ( against the spread figures next week, for the degenerate gamblers amongst you all) Lot’s of work to do this week, so keep this brief. The number of stars rank the…

Welcome back to the Charlie The Unicorns Weekly Feature. As we all know… NFL Week 1 is FINALLY here. For the record, in 2014 the regular season I went 168-90 overall (straight-up)….. This is always the wackiest week to try to make picks for you trolls, but there are some games that should be close.…

For the past four years, the NFL has steadily been adding new scouting combines to the league schedule, a strategy that could soon lead to a scouting combine in Australia. Mark Waller, the NFL’s international executive vice president, told the Sydney Morning Herald recently that he could envision the league holding a scouting combine in…

Did Daniel-son improve his kick technique? The Seahawks not only return Michael Bennett (a defensive player of the year candidate on any team where he’s not being overshadowed by 10 other guys who are also great at defense) and Avril, but they’re adding players through the draft, free agency, and returning from injury. Brandon Mebane…

Adam Schefter’s cell phone stopped working this week, which is problematic on multiple levels for someone in his position. For starters, as ESPN’s lead NFL scoop man, Schefter’s cell signal is directly tethered to his vital signs (probably). Any drop in service will cause a corresponding dip in his physical life force, and every text…