Charlie The Unicorns – Week #13

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NFL Week 13 is here. I went 10-5 last week …..and now I’m (115-63 overall straight-up)….. killed Tribe in SKA FF this week, thanks to WR J. Gordon and RB J. Forsett!

The Saints played like garbage at home, AGAIN. #1 pretenders in NFL now. The Cardinals lost a hard faught game in Seattle, they could be in trouble with another loss this week.

The games during Thanksgiving are the best 3 there have been for a number of years. Plenty of playoff implications associated with each game.

The number of stars rank the best games, in my opinion, to sink your precious time into watching.

 

Thursday Night Football (Nov 27) EASTERN TIME Broadcast

Chicago at Detroit 12:30PM CBS (*)

Point Spread : -7.5 LIONS
O/U : 47.5

I’m going to hit up the Lions at home. They should be able to put up some points and RB Bush should be back at near 95% health for the game. QB Stafford protects the ball, they will win.

Prediction: 27 – 14 Lions

Philadelphia at Dallas 4:30 PM FOX(***)

Point Spread : -3.5 COWBOYS
O/U: 54.5

The Sanchize goes on the road. He has played poorly, even thought the defense and ST have played outstanding. I’m going with the Romo, Murray and Bryant show in this one.

Prediction: 37 – 30 Cowboys

Seattle at San Francisco 8:30 PM NBC (****)

Point Spread : -1 49ers
O/U: 39.5

The Seahawks D is rounding back into form, but can the offense produce enough to win. The 49ers are having their own problems on offense (where the hell is VD anyhow). Which team commits fewer errors will win this contest. Late FG. (I’m tempted to pick a tie, but…)

Prediction: 17 – 16 Seahawks

Sunday Football (NOV 30)

Washington at Indianapolis 1:00 PM FOX

Point Spread : -10 COLTS
O/U: 51.5

The QB McCoy is taking over the reigns of the dumpster fire natives. RB Morris is the only hope they have. Colts QB Luck to WR TY Hilton all day, easy call.

Prediction: 34 – 10 Colts

Tennessee at Houston 1:00 PM CBS

Point Spread : -6 TEXANS
0/U: 42.5

The stout defense of the Texans must hold up under a lot of pressure, now that the 3rd string QB is in and playing offense this week for them. Texans rushing attack should be heavily featured, with both Blue and Foster available.

Prediction: 21 – 10 Texans

Cleveland at Buffalo 1:00 PM CBS

Point Spread : -2.5 BILLS
0/U: 41.0

Weather may mess with this prediction, but I’ll give it a shot. The Bills looked great in the dome, but now they face the Browns. Both teams love to rush the ball, so it should be a fistfight type of game. Undrafted rookie RB Crowell is on fire for the Browns.

Prediction: 24 – 21 Browns

San Diego at Baltimore 1:00 PM CBS (*)

Point Spread : -5.5 RAVENS
0/U: 45.5

I love the Ravens at home. Tough defense and an offense based upon a Pierce/Forsett rushing attack. As long as QB Flacco keeps the WR Smiths happy with a few passes, they win in a laugher.

Prediction: 27 – 17 Ravens

NY Giants at Jacksonville 1:00 PM FOX

Point Spread : -2.5 GIANTS
O/U: 44.5

Lets just watch the Manning to Beckham show, relax and drink a beer. No other reason to watch this pc of crap game.

Prediction: 30- 20 Giants

Cincinnati at Tampa Bay 1:00 PM FOX

Point Spread : -4 BENGALS
O/U: 42.5

The Bengals are so hit and miss. They play great one week and nosedive the next. The OROY candidate WR Mike Evans show is in full effect, so it should be competitive game.

Prediction: 28 – 26 Bengals

Oakland at St. Louis 1:00 PM CBS

Point Spread : -7.5 RAMS
O/U: 42.5

The Rams have been playing above their pay grade. They have a fierce defense, but the offense has been putrid. Lucky for them they are facing the 1-10 Raiders this week. Rams ruin their draft position some more with a win.

Prediction: 21 – 7 Rams

New Orleans at Pittsburgh 1:00 PM FOX

Point Spread : -4 STEELERS
O/U: 53.5

Just let RB Bell do the heavy lifting against the paper soft rush defense of the Saints. On the road + in the elements. No way the Saints could win this game right?

Prediction: 24 – 20 Steelers

Carolina at Minnesota 1:00 PM CBS

Point Spread : -2.5 VIKINGS
O/U: 43.0

The Vikings have been looking better as of late. They are at home and in the elements. The Panthers could still make a run at the NFCS div, so they have some fight in em. Tough game to call.

Prediction: 17 – 14 Vikings

Arizona at Atlanta 4:05 PM FOX (*)

Point Spread : -2.5 CARDINALS
O/U: 44.5

I’ll call the minor upset. The Cardinals are banged up from the Seahawk game and have to travel across country to play. The Falcons are not a huge threat to them, but they can score with WR Jones. Do you trust QB Stanton?

Prediction: 17 – 14 Falcons

New England at Green Bay 4:25 PM CBS (*****)

Point Spread : -3 PACKERS
O/U: 58.0

QB Rodgers vs QB Brady, two guys who will most likely enter the HOF won day. The Patriots defense is quite good against the rush and the pass. They will be tested by the best overall offense in the NFC right now. Watch Gronk go to work vs the Packers D. RB Lacy will keep it a very close game.

Prediction: 31 – 27 Patriots

Sunday Night Football

Denver at Kansas City 8:30 PM NBC (***)

Point Spread : -2.5 BRONCOS
O/U: 41.5

This is another game that feels like a heavy weight fight. Both teams fighting for the AFCW crown. The winner will be in the drivers seat. The Broncos have a ton of weapons on offense, but if the pass rush of the Chiefs gets Manning off his mark.. watch out, it could be an avalanche.

Prediction: 27 – 24 Chiefs

Monday Night Football (DEC 1)

Miami at NY Jets 8:30 PM ESPN

Point Spread : -6 DOLPHINS
O/U: 41.5

The Dolphins defense will do enough to win this game. The Jets are a complete mess. All the Dolphins offense has to do is play efficiently and limit mistakes. The fish are still in the wildcard hunt.

Prediction: 33 – 10 Fish

DON’T BE A JIVE TURKEY AROUND THANKSGIVING!

Peace out SKAsians.

CharlietheUnicorn
“Go Hawks”

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