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    Which is your favorite?

    1. Mainly Forgotten About
    2. Mainly Fucks Animals
    3. Major Flatulent Asshole
    4. Major Food Absorber
    5. Malfunctioning Flotation Assistant
    6. Manslaughter Feels Appropriate
    7. Massacred Fatty Anus
    8. May Find Alibi
    9. McDonald’s Fry Attendant
    10. Mesa’s Finest Assfucker
    11. Middleschool Faggot Assassin
    12. Might Flee America
    13. Might Float Again
    14. Might Fuckup Again
    15. Mike Fears Angina
    16. Mike Fears Arrest
    17. Mike Fellates Asians
    18. Mike Forces Anal
    19. Mike Fucksup Alot
    20. Mike’s Fatal Aroma
    21. Mindless Faggot Attack
    22. Mindless For Attention
    23. Mindless, Fat and Angry
    24. Mini Fridge Assailant
    25. Minor Fucking Assassin
    26. Miserable Failure Always
    27. Miserable Fucking Asshat
    28. Mommy’s Fucking Angry
    29. Mom’s Future Abortion
    30. More Face Acne
    31. More Foot Aroma
    32. Motherfucking Fat Ass
    33. Mother’s Failed Abortion
    34. Mud Fart Accidents
    35. Mugshots For All
    36. Multiple Failed Attempts
    37. Multiple Fallen Arches
    38. Multiple Farting Asses
    39. Multiple Females Assaulted
    40. Must (5) Finger Anus
    41. Must Find Ambulance
    42. Must Find Arby’s
    43. Must Find Attorney
    44. My Favorite Ape
    45. (Not) My Fault Amigo
    46. My Feet Ache
    47. My Fucking Attorney
    48. Meat Filled Anus
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