CuckCuckGo PRESENTS: A Special Article for a Special Friend

CuckCuckGo PRESENTS: A Special Article for a Special Friend

Which is your favorite?

  1. Mainly Forgotten About
  2. Mainly Fucks Animals
  3. Major Flatulent Asshole
  4. Major Food Absorber
  5. Malfunctioning Flotation Assistant
  6. Manslaughter Feels Appropriate
  7. Massacred Fatty Anus
  8. May Find Alibi
  9. McDonald’s Fry Attendant
  10. Mesa’s Finest Assfucker
  11. Middleschool Faggot Assassin
  12. Might Flee America
  13. Might Float Again
  14. Might Fuckup Again
  15. Mike Fears Angina
  16. Mike Fears Arrest
  17. Mike Fellates Asians
  18. Mike Forces Anal
  19. Mike Fucksup Alot
  20. Mike’s Fatal Aroma
  21. Mindless Faggot Attack
  22. Mindless For Attention
  23. Mindless, Fat and Angry
  24. Mini Fridge Assailant
  25. Minor Fucking Assassin
  26. Miserable Failure Always
  27. Miserable Fucking Asshat
  28. Mommy’s Fucking Angry
  29. Mom’s Future Abortion
  30. More Face Acne
  31. More Foot Aroma
  32. Motherfucking Fat Ass
  33. Mother’s Failed Abortion
  34. Mud Fart Accidents
  35. Mugshots For All
  36. Multiple Failed Attempts
  37. Multiple Fallen Arches
  38. Multiple Farting Asses
  39. Multiple Females Assaulted
  40. Must (5) Finger Anus
  41. Must Find Ambulance
  42. Must Find Arby’s
  43. Must Find Attorney
  44. My Favorite Ape
  45. (Not) My Fault Amigo
  46. My Feet Ache
  47. My Fucking Attorney
  48. Meat Filled Anus