JIVE PRESENTS: RUSSELL FROM AZ

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People are known to embellish stories from time to time for various reasons whether it be to make someone laugh, to make yourself sound better than you are, or for personal gain. Yoshi does it all the time to make people laugh on this site. We all have a friend or family member who tells unrealistic stories about the women they get or the fish they catch to make themselves sound better than they really are. Even famous people like Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Ben Carson, and Brian Williams are known to spin a tale or two about events may or may not have happened in their lives. Russell Wilson is no different.

Earlier in the year Wilson was busted for plagiarizing ways to describe Ciara in love notes. He is devoid of original thought and feeling which led him to google how to describe a beautiful woman. I guess being a supposed 25 year old virgin left you lacking in romantic skill. Could also explain why his ex-wife cheated on him, because she was desperately seeking romantic attention from anyone.

Russell Wilson ✔ ‎@DangeRussWilson PM #WCW I kissed her & she had honey sweet lips that were lilac soft w/ a loving & affectionate personality @Ciara 8:33 PM – 27 Jan 2016

Also a Christian is not supposed to get divorced. There is no such thing as divorce in the bible. Divorce wasn’t even invented until 1857, well after the Bible was written. As we all know, the Bible is what defines what and how long a marriage is for Christians. Marriage, for Christians, is between a man and a woman for life. Well getting a divorce makes you a fake Christian. A real Christian would seek counseling, work things out, and grant forgiveness. In fact, I am pretty sure deserting your spouse like he did is as bad of a sin as the adultery she committed and they will probably both go to hell.

The latest Wilson incident was during a commencement speech at the University of Wisconsin. Wilson took to defaming his other former school, NC State, to prop up his own ego. Here is a small excerpt followed by his lies being exposed:

“Another time life told me no was during my junior year when I was playing baseball. My freshman and sophomore year at NC State, I had about 450 to 500 at-bats. Now it’s the first few weeks of my junior season, the draft-eligible year, and I’m barely playing. And honestly, I don’t know why. This one weekend, we played UC-Irvine. Both teams are top-five in the country. ”

– Wilson Steven ‎@akulawolf RW: “My freshman and sophomore year at NC State, I had about 450 to 500 at-bats” Reality: he got 143 combined

Steven ‎@akulawolf RW: “Now it’s the first few weeks of my junior season, the draft-eligible year, and I’m barely playing.” He got a career-high 98 ABs

Steven ‎@akulawolf Tossing Avent under the bus for the sake of some banal commencement speech is probably the last straw for me

Steven ‎@akulawolf By the way, that Irvine game that RW builds up to? Fifth game of the season. Fifth.

So Wilson attempts to defame his former university to prop himself and his ego up to lie to poor kids graduating college looking for real life lessons. He also is defaming a coach and University that gave him a free education. What an ungrateful, phony, scumbag. I now see why people think he uses those poor sick hospital kids for publicity, because it is apparently something this narcissistic douchenozzle would do.

Wilson is a fake Christian, phony lover, and complete liar and blowhard to impressionable young minds graduating from one phase of their life to the next. Some look to these commencement speeches for real world advice about overcoming adversity not some bullshit made up story by an overrated hack qb that relies on his defense for success. Wilson’s speech should have been ” get the best defense and best running game in the NFL or in other words surround yourself with great people and let them do all the hard work and people will think you are good too.” That is how he really overcame adversity. Getting dragged along by a winning team.

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