JIVE PRESENTS: Warriors are Saving Us From a Level 7 Nav-Madi

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Madi in Punjab means meltdown.

If it wasn’t for the Golden State Warriors Nav would be at a level 7 on the International Nuclear Event Scale. The Warriors are a double edged sword for Nav trolling wise. He can point at the record they set and potential championship they win and be a proud fan, but there is also another part of that success that will hurt our little buddy. The Warriors have a very real chance of winning more games than the A’s and lose less games than the 49ers. This information can and will be brought up numerous times to show the ineptitude of 2 Bay Area teams and the greatness of another.

The A’s are not on pace to win 73 or more games. Yes, I know baseball is a long season of ups and downs and that it is mid April, but unless they have a hot chick owner and they rip her clothes off of a cardboard cutout until she is nude I don’t think they get to 73. The rants will be epic and we all know Tim K will be rubbing in the fact the Warriors won more games. DGDUB will see this and further rub some salt in Nav’s wounds.

Are the people running the Niners mad scientists or mad retards? I am going with retards. Can’t get the Kaep deal done. Want to trade Anthony Davis because our RTs were just so stellar last year. 60 million in cap space and that is all they can think about. Nobody is going to trade for Bethea at his age. Chip Kelly is someone I do not have much faith in at being a great HC at this level. So ya a 6-10 season is highly likely. Again, our buddy Timmy K will be all over this and it will trickle on down to DGDUB who will drive Nav nuts with it.

The Warriors winning 73 games and the Championship will keep Nav at a Level 4 (see figure 1). The Warriors must win or I could see Nav going to Level 7 madi. If the Warriors don’t win the championship the regular season record will still be used to make fun of the 2 Bay Area teams but will all be for nothing. It is nice to be in the record books and all but the claim of greatest team ever is on the line. Those bragging rights is what will keep Nav’s core cool enough to avoid a Level 7 madi.

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