Justin’s NFCeast updated 2019 GoT-SKA Comparisons

    556 255 Sir Squatch

    By: Justin

    Justin:  
    Sandor Clegane – Politically incorrect and gives no fucks.

    Mytee:
    Sir Davos – Sees through bullshit and calls it like he sees it. And is missing part of his original body.

    Splooz:
    Oberyn Martel – Skilled warrior who goes both ways.

    Beenthere:
    Walder Frey – Traitor…

    Bill:
    Maester Aemon – pushing 103 years old

    Joey:
    Tyrion Lannister – Clever little fucker.

    Badger:
    Cersai Baratheon – likes the finer things in life, usually a bitch, thinks she smarter than she is. 

    Cloister:
    Ramsay Bolton – Prone to being a psychotic asshole with rare moments of making the viewer appreciate him.

    Squatch:
    Lord Varys – has the good of the blog in mind at all times, and is a eunuch.          

    Fivers:
    Jamie Lannister – incest is legal in North Carolina. Plus he often types like he only has one hand.

    Tire:
    Maister Pycell – Just very annoying with stupid opinions.

    Fuws:
    Samuel Tarly – Always trying to get along with everyone, never stands up for himself. 

    PoP:
    Lancel Lannister – Just a nice, innocent, white boy (he’s never seen the show).

    Rep:
    Stannis Baratheon – Trusts a crazy bitch with way too much power.

    HBG:
    Theon Grayjoy – No balls.

    Lupo:
    Daenerys Targaryen – Female socialist.

    Mosely:
    Dontos Hallard – Drunk fool.

    Mosely’s wife:
    Sansa Stark – Ginger who gets raped.

    Frenchie:
    Salladhor Saan – the best black guy in the show.

    Nugz:
    Brandon Stark – Weak Spine…

    Monz:
    Tormund – I like Tormund, I like Monz, plus for some reason I picture him as a ginger. I know, weird.

    Francis:
    Loras Tyrell – Pillow biter.

    Beaster:
    Joffrey Baratheon – self explanatory.

    DCS:
    The High Sparrow – Libtard and all around cunt.

    If I forgot you I don’t care, don’t @ me

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