Sandor Clegane – Politically incorrect and gives no fucks.
Sir Davos – Sees through bullshit and calls it like he sees it. And is missing part of his original body.
Oberyn Martel – Skilled warrior who goes both ways.
Walder Frey – Traitor…
Maester Aemon – pushing 103 years old
Tyrion Lannister – Clever little fucker.
Cersai Baratheon – likes the finer things in life, usually a bitch, thinks she smarter than she is.
Ramsay Bolton – Prone to being a psychotic asshole with rare moments of making the viewer appreciate him.
Lord Varys – has the good of the blog in mind at all times, and is a eunuch.
Jamie Lannister – incest is legal in North Carolina. Plus he often types like he only has one hand.
Maister Pycell – Just very annoying with stupid opinions.
Samuel Tarly – Always trying to get along with everyone, never stands up for himself.
Lancel Lannister – Just a nice, innocent, white boy (he’s never seen the show).
Stannis Baratheon – Trusts a crazy bitch with way too much power.
Theon Grayjoy – No balls.
Daenerys Targaryen – Female socialist.
Dontos Hallard – Drunk fool.
Sansa Stark – Ginger who gets raped.
Salladhor Saan – the best black guy in the show.
Brandon Stark – Weak Spine…
Tormund – I like Tormund, I like Monz, plus for some reason I picture him as a ginger. I know, weird.
Loras Tyrell – Pillow biter.
Joffrey Baratheon – self explanatory.
The High Sparrow – Libtard and all around cunt.
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