Justin’s NFCeast updated 2019 GoT-SKA Comparisons

556 255 Sir Squatch

By: Justin

Justin:  
Sandor Clegane – Politically incorrect and gives no fucks.

Mytee:
Sir Davos – Sees through bullshit and calls it like he sees it. And is missing part of his original body.

Splooz:
Oberyn Martel – Skilled warrior who goes both ways.

Beenthere:
Walder Frey – Traitor…

Bill:
Maester Aemon – pushing 103 years old

Joey:
Tyrion Lannister – Clever little fucker.

Badger:
Cersai Baratheon – likes the finer things in life, usually a bitch, thinks she smarter than she is. 

Cloister:
Ramsay Bolton – Prone to being a psychotic asshole with rare moments of making the viewer appreciate him.

Squatch:
Lord Varys – has the good of the blog in mind at all times, and is a eunuch.          

Fivers:
Jamie Lannister – incest is legal in North Carolina. Plus he often types like he only has one hand.

Tire:
Maister Pycell – Just very annoying with stupid opinions.

Fuws:
Samuel Tarly – Always trying to get along with everyone, never stands up for himself. 

PoP:
Lancel Lannister – Just a nice, innocent, white boy (he’s never seen the show).

Rep:
Stannis Baratheon – Trusts a crazy bitch with way too much power.

HBG:
Theon Grayjoy – No balls.

Lupo:
Daenerys Targaryen – Female socialist.

Mosely:
Dontos Hallard – Drunk fool.

Mosely’s wife:
Sansa Stark – Ginger who gets raped.

Frenchie:
Salladhor Saan – the best black guy in the show.

Nugz:
Brandon Stark – Weak Spine…

Monz:
Tormund – I like Tormund, I like Monz, plus for some reason I picture him as a ginger. I know, weird.

Francis:
Loras Tyrell – Pillow biter.

Beaster:
Joffrey Baratheon – self explanatory.

DCS:
The High Sparrow – Libtard and all around cunt.

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