MFA PRESENTS: Q&A with Mr. Stelter!

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Listen up krunks! Me and Stelter are going to be doing a weekly Q and A! Pay attention and learn something!

Mr. Stelter: Good morning everyone

Me: Hello Mr. Stelter, did you see the basketball game last night?

Mr Stelter: Yes Michael, very entertaining same. I was impressed by the young men truly giving it their all

Me: Who will win the series?

Mr Stelter: I don’t know, but I think it may go 7 games.

Me: Yes I agree! Are you ready for me to carpet bomb Lisa tomorrow morning?

Mr Stelter: You should get k1 instead. I think the Rams will be the worst team in the league next year.

Me: hehe. Me and my Niners are back baby. My dad used to be a fan and I’m back for good. They were 3-4 last year when I switched.

Mr Stelter: K1 is very soft. He is a foreign policy “expert”

Me: He is a dumb krunk!

Mr. Stelter: General K1 Powell is what I call him

Me: Yes! haha that is funny. Who do you think wins the NFCW next year? My Niners are going all the way!

Mr Stelter: I think the Rams will be the worst team in the league.

Me: Yes, but do you think my Niners are winning the NFCW?

Mr Stelter: I really think the Rams will have the worst record in the league. McVay will retire mid season.

Me: I hope so! How about my Niners?

Mr Stelter: General k1 Powell is very soft

Me: Yes I know! What about my Niners?

Mr Stelter: k1 is very soft, I don’t give a shit if scotti is friends with him. I think the Rams will have the worst record in the league next year

Me: Yes! Niners win the West in 2023 Next week we will discuss our favorite coffee types!

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SKA Intern

Asheville, NC English Literature BA - 2019 Grad

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