MFAZ Top 42 Lies

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You love him, you hate him…. you know who Mike From Arizona (MFAZ) is on SKA.  Everyone argues with him, reasons with him and ignores him the best they can. However, it has come to the attention of SKA management that he has been spewing some lies on SKA. We would like to set the record straight…… without further adieu, here are the top 42 lies told by MFAZ!!!!

 

NAVY SEAL
HEIGHT AND WEIGHT
3K SQ FT HOUSE
300,000 DOLLAR HOUSE
COLLEGE EDUCATION
MARRIED
GAVE WIFE BREAST CANCER
MARRIED AGAIN
KIDS
SALARY
IQ
STRAIGHT
GOOD LOOKING
HOME OWNER
LIVES HEALTHY LIFESTYLE
SEASON TICKETS
HIS FACEBOOK
HIS LINKEDIN
HIS BRA SIZE
HIS WEIGHT LOSS
HAVING SEX
SHOWERING
MANAGES 44 PEOPLE
MANAGES 24 PEOPLE
MANAGES ANYONE
JOB TITLE
TAMMY OBSESSION
I GOT A GOOD DEAL BUYING A KIA FOR MSRP
WIFE IS HOT
CARDINALS WILL WIN THE SB
I LIVE IN A LOW CRIME NEIGHBORHOOD
3RD PLACE AT COMPANY GOKART EVENT
SAVED THE STARBUCKS ACCOUNT FOR FIRST DATA
THAT MUGSHOT PHOTO WAS A LOWPOINT IN MY LIFE
SAN DIEGO IS NOT IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
5’6″ 245 LBS
I DO NOT WEAR A RUG
DIET PEPSI IS GOOD
I HATE JUSTIN BEIBER
I SAW “The Catch” IN PERSON WHEN MY DAD FLEW US IN FOR THE NFCCG
I WON’T BE BACK BEFORE THE DRAFT
THE CARDINALS ARE GOING TO DO BETTER THAN 13-3 NEXT YEAR (2016)

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Charlie the Unicorn

The unicorn is a legendary animal that has been described since antiquity as a beast with a large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead.

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