Nav Discusses Personality Disorders

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Hello SKA Friends. You know the normal introduction. Let’s get to the point. In the wake of the horrible news surrounding DHC, this might be the best time to write this article. He is dealing with real medical issues. However, the fuckin show must go on.

Today we are going to discuss SKA’S members personalities disorders. I’m not a doctor but I play one on the internet. I can’t attack others without first blasting myself. Some of the personality disorders I have include social anxiety, and being somewhat bi-polar. Social anxiety, the fear of being in a social situation that involves being judged or evaluated by others. Some characterizations include the fear of talking to strangers, and speaking in public. Yeah, I have that and well anxiety in general. I’m fuckin paranoid man, always thinking something is about to go wrong. It’s a fuckin miracle when I get through a day without fucking something up. Then there is the Bi-Polar, one moment I’ll be smiling, the next I’ll be saying fuck you. Go from a handshake to a baseball bat. Okay not it’s not that bad. That’s enough about me, let’s get to the other members.

At least, 50% OF SKA members are alcoholics. 100% of us are self-destructive. Some more than others.

Now that FPS is gone, I don’t think anyone is worse than our twisted friend Yoshii. That dude is batshit crazy, and he defines Bi-Polar person. Yeah, he has severe high and lows.

Bader is somewhat suicidal or at least always saying he wants to die. Although, Tribe is not far off.

Tribe, and DgDub might also have Intermittent explosive disorder. “IED is a behavioral disorder characterized by explosive outbursts of anger and violence, often to the point of rage, that are disproportionate to the situation at hand. SORT OF LIKE WHEN DUB YELLED AT STEVE CISHEK BEFORE HE WAS TRADED. Also, when I yell at Billy Beane or the A’s. Fuck it, that describes ALL of us on a NFL Sunday.

I think most of SKA has Narcissism personality disorder. At least MFA does. “Narcissistic personality disorder causes you to think you are more important than other people. You need to be the center of attention and to be admired by others.”. MFA also kind of has pathological liar disorder.

Bob, Adu, and OSS are delusional as fuck. Munkey is a cheap shot artist and shows no remorse. He is as cold as ice. KZ is beyond Delusional. I think KZ also has an unhealthy obsession with Paul Allen.

KZ and Vegas may also have Histrionic personality disorder. Characterizations include “speaks dramatically with strong opinions, but few facts to back them up” (KZ). “Thinks relationship with others are closer than they really are” (Vegas). In more simple terms Vegas is a cuck, and lacks a backbone.

Retodd had Obsessive Compulsive Disorder with getting Dui’s. I say had, in the hopes those DUI’s are behind him and his recovery works. I’m rooting for you Todd. Toodlum is just rude, I don’t know if that is a disorder. I Kitten, I like you but the disorder that best describes you is Borderline Personality Disorder people who feel empty or abandoned. What else explains the paining of your fingers with stickers? People with Borderline Personality Disorder also tend to engage in risky behavior such as unsafe sex, binge drinking, and gambling.

The point is none of us are sane, including you FJY. One personality disorder I don’t think we have is Shame and Avoidant Personality Disorder: “ As a result of its overwhelming force, shame causes feelings of disgrace and dishonor. SKA HAS NO SHAME, WE DO WHAT WE FUCKIN WANT.

On a serious note, I hope you guys don’t take these attacks too seriously. Bob told me to write articles attacking others and that’s what I do. It’s nothing personal guys. Here on SKA we are rude to each other, but it’s sort of like an internet family. Lastly, I found a personality disorder that described Lisa, but forgot what it was during my research. I’ll get to you another week Lisa. Basically, I found other personality disorders that describe some other members of SKA. However, I might come back to this topic, and didn’t want to make this article too long.

DHC, best wishes my man. You are the original racist. As Keal, and Maynard said “DHC was a racist, before being racist was cool.” A.K.A November 8th, 2016.

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