Nav’s Weekly Rant: Lets Define Some Words

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Hello SKA friends. Remember I am a disgrace to the Indian community, and well I am batshit insane. There is also my terrible writing, lack of care to anything, and being a hothead. However, at least I’m not Beaster A.KA. Disqus is great. Beaster is an angry and sad little man.

Today, I’d like to define some words.

The first word is fact.

Fact is defined as something that actually exists; reality; truth. Another definition of fact is a thing that is indisputability true. Some people on SKA think an opinion and fact are the same thing. The following are some examples of facts. Aaron Rodgers threw for 40 Td’s in 2016. Bob is a grandpa. Munkey has three kids.

The second word is opinion.

An opinion is defined as a view or judgement formed about something, not necessarily on fact or knowledge. For example, it is my opinion that Donald Trump is a fucking clown, and he has no idea what he is doing. It is my opinion that Beaster is a racist piece of shit. BEASTER, NOT ALL Indians run convenience stores. Also, you are so scared of Pineapple that you blocked him. So, you are a racist and a coward.

The third word is coward.

The definition of coward is a person who lacks the courage to do or endure dangerous or unpleasant things. I guess Beaster does not have the courage to deal with an alcoholic fruit fucking him up the ass. Beaster does not have the courage to admit when he is wrong. Instead, he calls people “Sand Niggers”. Go ahead Beaster and go up to a group of Muslims or Indians and call them “sand nigger’s”. You will be in the emergency room for weeks, and we will laugh at you. I’ll be laughing like I’m at a Dave Chappelle comedy event. Oh, that’s right you never actually say that.

4905 says he is done with me. I believe he thought I would burn the U.S Flag, because I said I would probably not burn the flag instead of a definite no. The situation was explained a couple of days later, but apparently I backtracked on comments…

I didn’t backtrack on nothing.

4905 is a disgruntled old man. It is not required that you stand for the National Anthem. WHY DOES NO ONE CARE WHEN THE FANS ARE BUYING BEER, OR TAKING A PISS DURING THE ANTHEM BUT COLIN KAEPERNICK IS THE DEVIL. MICHAEL BENNENT IS A “USELESS NIGGER” WHO BE SELLING DRUGS IF HE WAS NOT PLAYING IN NFL?.. BUT THE HYPOCRITE AT THE CONSSESION STAND IS GOOD PEOPLE. Didn’t anyone notice the person filming the players not standing for anthem, is not standing themselves? A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: OK this last point is stupid ignore that one. Camera dude needs to be doing his camera dude job.

Bob gets happier or more delusional by the day yet 4905 slowly becomes more and more bitter. However, I still respect him for being a cop for thirty years. Despite what others think, Police Officers have very difficult jobs, and see new challenges daily. Not everyone is cut out for that work. But the terrible cops?… FUCK THEM, they destroy people’s lives. So do the no good over-zealous prosecutor’s. GET YOUR FUCKIN POLITICAL AGENDA THE FUCK OUT THA DA.

Last Friday there was a discussion about the 49ers.

I mentioned that I am not a big fan of Carlos Hyde. FUCKIN CARLOS HYDE IS CONSTANLY IN STREET CLOTHES. Carlos Hyde is not reliable. BRYAN HOYER WELL HE JUST SUCKS. Having Bryan Hoyer as your starting QB, is like having Yovani Gallardo as your ace. THERE IS NO GOOD COMING OUT OF THAT SITUATION. BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN. Lots and lots of terrible things will occur. Watching the 49ers offense every Sunday will be like watching a 60-minute car wreck. At least, the 49ers front seven has a ton of talent though. The less said about the secondary the better. We will wait and see how they play.

I leave on this.

FUCK BEASTER, FUCK DONALD TRUMP, AND FUCK GENERAL ROBERT E. LEE. IF YOU ARE DOWN WITH THEM FUCK YOU TOO. CALL THE NAZI’S FUCK THEM TOO. THE HATERS CAN KISS MY ENTIRE BROWN ASS.

Chris Long will take it from here. He won the internet on Thursday.

See you next week fuckfaces.

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