NFC East Breakfast Links: We Want Dallas!

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Redskins @ Cowboys (-10) Monday Night Football

Washington Redskins (2-5)

Redskins-Cowboys: Five story lines to follow Monday night

Colt McCoy returns to Texas ready to lead Redskins against Cowboys

Redskins at Cowboys: Game day notes and nuggets

Philadelphia Eagles (5-2)

Observations: Cardinals 24, Eagles 20

Wake-Up Call: This Time, Turnovers Costly

Eagles Burned By the ‘X’ Plays

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New York Giants (3-4)

The Giants Offensive Line Futures In New York

Manning puts to rest fears of McAdoo offense

Jason Pierre-Paul taking care of his business

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Dallas Cowboys (6-1)

Cowboys gameday: Keys to Dallas win, what a victory (or loss) would mean

The Dallas Cowboys Will Beat The Washington Redskins If…

Cowboys-Redskins key matchup: WR Dez Bryant vs. Redskins CBs

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979 comments

Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 1:09 pm

Tom Compton in, Tyler Polumbus out…
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:10 pm

Its ok you get better by losing people.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 1:10 pm

Looks like both Comptons are taking over for good!!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 1:11 pm

Really? I thought Riley was hurt…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 1:12 pm

Dallas Sucks…
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 1:14 pm

Compton’s outplaying him in the coaches eyes. More playing time for him will only help him. He’s already an awesome nickle linebacker. Need to get more reps to be better at first and second down.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 1:14 pm

I don’t even know why they play the game tonight….
Skins 43
Boys 9
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 1:14 pm

Over the course of a 4 days you’ve gone from a 3 point game, to a 30 point game.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 1:14 pm

I like him better than Riley… I just thought the reason Riley was out was injury…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 1:15 pm

It’s the typical progression until game day…
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 1:17 pm

According to the talking heads like Doc and Cooley, Compton is the new Will.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 1:21 pm

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cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 1:21 pm

Thanks Desean!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 1:23 pm

He is going to have a big game tonight….
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:24 pm

no way… he is kept under 300 yards and 3 tds.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:28 pm

sammy watkins spiked saved me in my money league.. i would have lost if he went in!
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:33 pm

http://gfycat.com/GlaringEasygoingIndianglassfish
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 1:34 pm

That’s as much fight as the Jets showed all day
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:34 pm

its still funny to me because that guys name is boobie
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:35 pm

Biased Optimism FUCK BOOBIE DIXON & HIS 4.20 POINTS
I LOST TO FLIPPERS CUZ OF THIS!!!!!!!
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 1:36 pm

You know it’s not his real name, right?
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:36 pm

LIES
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:36 pm

http://www.gfycat.com/AcademicUnimportantBlackbear
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 1:38 pm

do have a gif of the guy who got hurt celebrating a sack of the Pats backup QB with 3 minutes left in the game and his team down by 25 points?
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:39 pm

this week? i missed that
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 1:39 pm

yeah, I only heard about it…Bears DE I believe
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:40 pm

My takeaways from the Eagles-Card game yesterday:
-Maclin is single-handedly justifying moving on from D-Jax. Coop & Matthews probably put any chance (even if slight) of V-Jax becoming an Eagle
-I don’t know what to make of Foles. No one does. He’s not playing bad. He’s not playing good either. Maybe the Eagles need to re-acquire Vick. Maybe Foles needs the threat of someone actually capable of taking his spot to light a fire underneath him.
-Best game of the season by the OL yesterday. They deserve a ton of credit.
-Great game by the Eagles D overall. With the exception of….
-The long TDs were absolute killers. It was upsetting to see that Boykin couldn’t catch Fitz. And Nate Allen….fuck Nate Allen. Cut him. Wolff too. Put a CB in his spot. Hell, even a LB. Can Marcus Smith play safety??? But get rid of Allen. NOW
-Long live Parkey!
-QB Sneak Chip. I know it didn’t work last year against Dallas. That’s no reason NOT to try it yesterday. IT WAS FUCKING INCHES FOR FUCK SAKES! And the OL played stellar for the most part.
-Hire a new Replay Challenge Guy. Clearly he was like this after that Polk run….
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 1:40 pm

http://www.providencejournal.com/sports/patriots/content/20141026-bears-defensive-end-injures-knee-celebrating-sack-in-blowout-loss.ece
Here we go.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:41 pm

cloisterwater LOL Lamar Houston
What an idiot
It was after a sack of Garappolo no less…..
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:42 pm

https://vine.co/v/OhlHVDxDx71
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 1:42 pm

If Lamarr Houston’s knee injury is anything serious, I wonder if they bit the bullet and dump him this offseason. They were getting nothing from him, and if they designate him as a June 1 cut then it looks like they would only be on the hook for about $4 Mill. dead cap space over two seasons.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:45 pm

Ah, little gamesmanship this morning
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:46 pm

thats texan for bragging about having gay sex
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 1:47 pm

SUCK IT COWBOYS FANS! REDSKINS ARE GOING TO OWN THIS SEASON AND KILL THE COWBOYS 1003423 – 2 AND DESTROY THE REST OF THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111oneoneoneoneoneoneoentwelve
Okay I’m done
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:47 pm

Biased Optimism IDK? not from Texas. Just looking how the scared little mytee posted his links
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:47 pm

thats dc task for we are done for the year please be gentle
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:47 pm

Sir Squatch Even half RCU is too much 🙂
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:48 pm

Eagles Cards didn’t disappoint, that was a good game.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 1:49 pm

I’m pretty disappointed
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:49 pm

cloisterwater Ditto
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:50 pm

cloisterwater I am sure you are, but for a fan with no dog in the fight it was an entertaining game
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:50 pm

cloisterwater I should head to Philly & pack Nate’s bags
BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene

October 27, 2014 at 1:50 pm

IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0In1Np1.jpg[/IMG
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:50 pm

there was not one punt in the saints greenbay game
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 1:50 pm

That sounds kinda gay when you think about it.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 1:50 pm

Well that’s my cue, have a good one fellas
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm

thats philly talk for i found out she is a ***skin fan
BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene

October 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm

Eagles offense cant move without DJAX. Pretty funny, thanks Chip!!
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm

BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene Good morning. Is your focus today going to be on Dallas? Or trying to remind the Eagles about how they miss DJax?
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm

didn’t watch the game I see
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm

BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene And there’s my answer
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene That’s CLEARLY a McNabb reference.
BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene

October 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm

Foles and McCoy are nothing without Djax to bail them out.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:52 pm

or are slowed by a hurt line. they should do more lines before the game
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:52 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) LMAO
BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene

October 27, 2014 at 1:52 pm

I saw them lose and look like shit doing so. Thanks Chip!!!
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:52 pm

RCU almost makes me wish for a 45-3 Cowboys win…..
Almost….
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:53 pm

Biased Optimism Shady was dancing again, he is unwilling to take the 2 yd gains to set up the 30 yd runs
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:53 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) 31-10 ok then?
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:53 pm

he just really wants to be on dancig with the stars. he is just trying out
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:53 pm

cwbinsd Almost….
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:54 pm

Biased Optimism both teams D suck ass
BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene

October 27, 2014 at 1:54 pm

T no excuse for injuries thats what they tell Redskins fans with franchise QB
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 1:54 pm

He’s just regurgitating the same nonsense because nobody responded to him in the other post. I’m not going to entertain him today.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:55 pm

MYTEE http://www.gfycat.com/SerpentineUnkemptFennecfox
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:55 pm

cloisterwater Like I care at this point! Do you want to see Nate play next week? Or another game in an Eagles uni for that matter?
Cuz I don’t
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 1:55 pm

Goodjob mytee
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:55 pm

mytee316 Terps?
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:55 pm

so close
BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene

October 27, 2014 at 1:56 pm

Sorry files cant do anything without Djax. Djax made that offense work. All that talk about Mccoy facing 8 man fronts no big deal was a fucking joke.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 1:56 pm

Supergirl sluts are the best sluts.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:56 pm

penguinfarmer Fuck you for winning by 6 points!
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 1:56 pm

nah, he sucks
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:56 pm

you really only needed the 1st two words
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:57 pm

does tobin hate maehl?
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 1:57 pm

Hey, remember that time I needed 50 points from Randall Cobb and Brandin Cooks and got it?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 1:57 pm

cwbinsd mytee316 That was disappointing. I really thought they had a shot against Wisconson, AND Ohio State. Just not in that class. I guess I can settle for middling bowls.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 1:57 pm

spam
BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene

October 27, 2014 at 1:57 pm

Thanks Chip!!!
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:57 pm

cwbinsd I thought I’d survive the duds by Olsen & Dixon going into the SNF game
Then Cobb & Cooks happened
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 1:57 pm

I don’t think either QB played particularly well, but the Cardinals real talent, having seen them a couple of times in the last three weeks, is that they are able to make you play their game. They dictate a lot of how the game unfolds on both sides of the ball.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 1:58 pm

is for Hawaiians
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 1:58 pm

Arians.
BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene

October 27, 2014 at 1:58 pm

Mccoy is nothing without a pro bowl deep threat Djax off the team and File is hot garbage all year long. Cousins has better numbers to give idiots a clue. Thanks Chip!!!
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:58 pm

mytee316 I just saw the score…didn’t expect that
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 1:59 pm

penguinfarmer LOL
After Antonio & Holmes giving me 52 during the 4pm games, I liked my chances at winning……
Ah well
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:59 pm

mytee316 BOWELS
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 1:59 pm

BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene Yeah Colt needs great receivers
BobbyIIISticksHasGodGene

October 27, 2014 at 1:59 pm

Cards without two starting Dbs and foles Shi his pants.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:00 pm

Biased Optimism yes
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 2:00 pm

Classy post Sir….
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:01 pm

are you drunk? your a spelling worse than normal. how do you make typing look like slurred speech? i am not even mad i am impressed
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:01 pm

your link is bad and you should feel bad. http://i.imgur.com/lzR008f.gif
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 2:02 pm

Foles has taken a big step back this year… A bigger one than I would have thought… Are there now some doubts about him being the franchise QB?
Matt Mosley 4.0

October 27, 2014 at 2:02 pm

Can’t wait till Mark Starts
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:03 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone No
next offseason, we trade Sanchez & re-sign Vick to scare the crap out of Foles for he is an actual threat to his job
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 2:03 pm

Eagles don’t need a franchise QB and it would be a mistake to resign him. Keep drafting young QBs and spend that QB money on defense.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 2:03 pm

Biased Optimism Chris Baker thinks he should be suspended.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:03 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone He played pretty well considering they couldn’t run the ball and were blitz every play
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 2:03 pm

Lol… I am curious what Eagle fans think….
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:03 pm

all this means is the future 22 time probowler gets a cheap deal this year
Matt Mosley 4.0

October 27, 2014 at 2:03 pm

LOL Eagles can’t think
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:04 pm

of course they can it takes a lot of concentration to fly
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:05 pm

He’s definitely taken a bigger step back than I thought as well. It’s a long season though and we’ll see if he gets better as the run game should when the OL is healthy. He’s still only played less than a season and a half and I’m not going to rush to judgment quite yet. But I did expect better play than how he’s been playing.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:06 pm

mytee316 Draft picks & money will be spent on CBs with cover skills & pseed.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 2:07 pm

I am predicting a Cowboys blow out tonight.

Murray get number 8.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:07 pm

cloisterwater Then the Beast Curse takes over
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 2:08 pm

I hope Murray gets 400 yards and 4 TDs, but Cowboys lose.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:08 pm

is that the number he chooses after he is traded?
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:08 pm

8th injury?
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:08 pm

Disposable HeRowe Nothing would surprise me against the Redskins
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:09 pm

Barr looks good, who gets DROY? http://gfycat.com/LiquidCostlyBengaltiger
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:09 pm

Beast curse sure has been trying her hardest.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 2:09 pm

Donald and Mack should be in play. Mack doesn’t have any sacks to my knowledge, but he has been playing well.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:10 pm

you’re quite giffy this morning
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 2:10 pm

Cowboys: 38

Washington D.C.’s : 10
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 2:11 pm

Kyle Fuller has to be up there right now, but I don’t know how bad he’s injured.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:11 pm

trying to drowned out the band wagon royals fans bitching about losing. i can hear them down the hall
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:11 pm

Well, I’m pulling a Skooler and showing back up but I have a question. Do we have any home security gurus in here?
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 2:13 pm

Jae
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 2:13 pm

Sir Squatch We have plenty of gun owners and bunker people in here.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:13 pm

but he has his own security army
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:13 pm

Let’s be real here guys
The “Beast Curse” is the Cowboys at 6-1 (staring at 7-1)
Think about it……
Foles is playing like ass. Nate Allen is still starting by default. The OL has been hurting (although playing much much better lately). The CBs have taken a step back. McCoy has been up & down. Yet they’re 5-2 (with the return of Kelce & Mathis looming and two potential wins looming the next two weeks).
Now look at Dallas & how they’re playing….
The bitch didn’t move to Philly. She’s living in Dallas & aiding the Cowboys
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:13 pm

Sir Squatch I have several High power rifles
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:13 pm

yea, gotta store that TP some where
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:13 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) Nice try
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 2:13 pm

Biased Optimism Namely Chuck Liddell as a doorman.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:14 pm

Biased Optimism They need to start hitting
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:15 pm

cwbinsd When the Cowboys are up big tonight & Weeden is in the game just to get some work in & lights it up, you’ll see that there’s some truth to my theory
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:16 pm

Without Sproles
Todd Bowels
Could more effectively blitz Foles
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:16 pm

It’s true
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:17 pm

cloisterwater We may have moved the ball well. But we needed to run the ball more
63 dropbacks by Foles vs 25 run plays is too much
ctswartz2000

October 27, 2014 at 2:17 pm

I think at the end of the day that Philly gets healthy will be a better team at the end of the season than Dallas. I dont trust Dallas defense at all right now.
lddsfuws

October 27, 2014 at 2:17 pm

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000418581/article/rgiii-will-not-play-for-redskins-against-cowboys?campaign=Twitter_atn_patra
——
Something we all figured..but still.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:17 pm

still should have won… Foles has turned into vick
DJ NUGGZ

October 27, 2014 at 2:17 pm

Frustration. That is all.

Cowboys sux
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 2:17 pm

62 passes to 26 runs.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:17 pm

possibly.. but i still think Dallas has the inside track on the division
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:17 pm

Lupo No threat to taking his spot. We need to bring Vick back
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:17 pm

That’s a little harsh and I posted it more for it’s poetic brialliance
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:18 pm

HailBandG Foles run was a scramble
ctswartz2000

October 27, 2014 at 2:18 pm

Lupo Maybe, time will tell
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 2:18 pm

I didn’t see your comment, but yeah, terrible distribution of plays in any case.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:18 pm

Damn you Lupo for taking Detroit!
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:18 pm

I may be able to assist
DJ NUGGZ

October 27, 2014 at 2:18 pm

III is officially out tonight. McCoy will start.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:19 pm

lol.. who did you and Penguin take?
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:19 pm

HailBandG we surprisingly ran the ball well.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:19 pm

Lupo Flippers took Miami. I had KC
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 2:19 pm

He is Undefeated Ar the Death Star…
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:19 pm

It still is true though. Bowels wouldn’t have been able to blitz the gaps nearly as much if Sproles is in there to make them pay for it.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:19 pm

ctswartz2000 Depends in Dallas can stay healthy and executing on O, and can Dlaw provide some pressure from the outside
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:20 pm

I tried to change my pick to Seattle all morning but the Yahoo site wouldn’t work
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:20 pm

So am I.
ctswartz2000

October 27, 2014 at 2:21 pm

cwbinsd ctswartz2000 Hanging your hopes on 2nd round pick rookie is a little concerning. I hope you are right though
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:22 pm

Lupo That would’ve been helpful for the simple fact you couldn’t pick Seattle this coming week lol
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:22 pm

Lupo Is it worth it to go for an ADT type system, or just build your own camera/DVR type system? Advantage I see of a company is if there is a fire they will call the FD or the PD for a break in, vs having to have a home made system send a message out and then us call the FD/PD.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:23 pm

when I saw 21-0 ATL I thought i was done…. and then the FG at the end! classic
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:24 pm

So…do we think the NFL will change it’s policy for not being able to decline certain penalties?
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:25 pm

Sir Squatch Nope
Allows for the per game penalty numbers to keep climbing
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 2:25 pm

how so?
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:25 pm

I use AT & T as my montioring service, as they don’t require a landline…. it really depends on what you want from the alarm system…
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:25 pm

*Eagles Flagged for another penalty*
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:26 pm

if it’s a pre-snap or dead ball penalty there’s nothing they can do
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:26 pm

HailBandG Referring to the Falcons-Lions game. Lions called for a delay of game on their last second FG attempt (that Prater missed). Because that was not declinable, Lions kicked again & made it
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:26 pm

Lupo LOL Falcons
They Sux
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:26 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) It happened in the Pats game as well.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:27 pm

ctswartz2000 He is a complete unknown, but the only option left at this point, that or Spencer getting healthier as the season goes
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 2:27 pm

But there was no play. Why would you ever decline that penalty? At least makes the FG 5 yards further back.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:27 pm

he wanst to decline the penalty and have the miss FG count
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 2:27 pm

But u haven’t played there…
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:27 pm

HailBandG Time ran out, ATL would have won.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:27 pm

HailBandG Whistle was blown dead just before the snap but they still carried it out.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 2:28 pm

oh. well then that will never change. presnap penalties are just that…presnap. play never happened. only time that is different is if the clock is running and sometimes a false start results in a 10 second run off, which can end the game without ever running the actual play.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:30 pm

not a fan of the play calling or Nate allen… he sux
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:30 pm

romoGOTTAgo I’m pissed at alot of the game because with the exception of a few plays, the Eagles dominated it.
The problem is those exceptions. They were boneheaded & shouldn’t have happened
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:30 pm

Sir Squatch not if it is pre-snap on a stopped clock
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:30 pm

Eagles should have won by 10
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:31 pm

The Eagles are 0-4 when Walt Anderson is the head official.
Just sayin.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:31 pm

Lupo At least, weren’t two of the 3 turnovers in the Redzone/Endzone?
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:31 pm

*Eagles flagged for another penalty by Walt Anderson*
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:31 pm

IMO all 3 roughing calls yesterday were BS.. .that crew was terrible
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:31 pm

cloisterwater His crew traditionally, year in and year out, calls the most penalties/game
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:31 pm

Lupo At least that
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:31 pm

Sir Squatch Lupo Yep. INT & fumble by Huff
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm

INT on 1st and goal from the 10….. Huff fumbled at the 7
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm

McCoy had 83 yards….
Philly has really screwed their offense up.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm

Lupo so was the horse collar on Shady, the one later in the game, when they picked up the flag, was actually a horse collar
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm

Interesting Stat I heard from the Eagles game, not sure if it’s still true after yesterdays games. The Eagles have the worst TD % in the Redzone in the NFL.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm

screwed to the tune of 500+ yards of offense
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm

the flags ruined the flow of the entire first half… i’d rather zero flags than watch another half like that…
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:33 pm

toodlum Injuries & paranoia (i.e not going for a QB sneak on 3rd & inches because it didn’t work in a game last season) can have that effect
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:33 pm

Sir Squatch Well considering they turned it over twice in the RDZ, probably not
DallasCowboysSux

October 27, 2014 at 2:33 pm

Eagles Suck!
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:33 pm

I’m just floating a conspiracy theory out there for fun, I don’t really believe it.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:34 pm

Lupo My dad always gets so pissed at weak roughing the passer calls, RG gets hit like that 5-6 times a game and nothing ever gets called.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:34 pm

cloisterwater I thought there were plenty of bad calls both ways,but I don’t think they decided the game, Big plays by AZ and TOs by Philly decided the game
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:34 pm

Why? They were very effective in the pass game.
They should have turned the ball over less and they would have been fine.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:34 pm

Sir Squatch oh it’s true. It’s damn true
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:35 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) Look at the Bright side, LOL at Marty M and the NYJ
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:35 pm

cloisterwater but the disparity is bad regardless. Especially considering they were successful when running the ball
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:36 pm

cwbinsd quite the dumpster fire that team
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:36 pm

Once again, the Eagles have embarrassed this division. Letting an inferior west coast team beat them. Now it’s up to Dallas to salvage the honor of the NFCE.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:36 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) even when they have played ok, they get in the redzone and MM calls the same shit he did in Philly and they kick FGs
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:37 pm

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102123207#.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:37 pm

DallasCowboysSux We can be friends again
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 2:37 pm

It’s not bad if it works. I would have liked to see a run on third down at the goal line, but otherwise if you move the ball, who cares if it’s via the pass or the run?
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:38 pm

Biased Optimism I can spot it in 30 seconds. Just look for the people whose guts are turning into liquid smoke.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:38 pm

Some games play out like that. If the first 2 TOs are TDs you wouldn’t really care.
DallasCowboysSux

October 27, 2014 at 2:38 pm

http://i.imgur.com/Hfd0kr1.jpg
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 2:41 pm

I can’t imagine what Nate Allen looks like.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:41 pm

toodlum By beating the lowly Redskins…….
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:42 pm

Most telling stat….

Philly ran 88 offensive plays, but only won TOP by 2:20.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:42 pm

JosephR2225 Nate should be filling this
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:42 pm

Most telling stat….
3 turnovers
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:42 pm

I’m talking about next week
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:42 pm

Sir Squatch 0-3 in Redzone
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:43 pm

toodlum I stand by my statement
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:43 pm

Sir Squatch meh…. Seattle won that against Dallas. Dallas won the game.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:43 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) 36-62
Matt Mosley 4.0

October 27, 2014 at 2:44 pm

Thanks Eagles
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:44 pm

@TMSCFINEST You sit to pee, though
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:45 pm

When you throw 62 passes, you lose games.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:46 pm

So any loss is a choke now?
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:46 pm

suck it brees!
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:46 pm

cloisterwater You have to admit Philly choked.
DallasCowboysSux

October 27, 2014 at 2:47 pm

Nick Foles Sucks!
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:48 pm

DallasCowboysSux HE ALLOWED A 75 YARD HAIL MARY, TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE TOUCHDOWN!!!!
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:48 pm

It was a game that went back and forth. I could see it if they were up by 20 or something. I just don’t see it as a choke. More of a WTF game.
Matt Mosley 4.0

October 27, 2014 at 2:48 pm

cloisterwater I was going to wait til tomorrow to post it but couldnt wait
Matt Mosley 4.0

October 27, 2014 at 2:49 pm

DallasCowboysSux Does Vick start next week ?
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:49 pm

for the cowboys?
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:49 pm

5-2 isn’t a terrible record, Philly fans. You might get a wildcard.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:49 pm

Chances the Eagles either sign or trade for a safety in the next 48 hours?
My guess is at 65%
Nate Allen can’t help but be Nate Allen. And Wolff can’t beat out Allen to get playing time. Unless they’re either going to take a flier on putting Reynolds on the active roster (and playing him – extremely risky) OR have the balls to shift the CBs around so one can play safety (Carroll or Sconces perhaps), gotta think there’s a decent chance this happens
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:50 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) Who is out there to trade for?
DallasCowboysSux

October 27, 2014 at 2:50 pm

Matt Mosley No. Kirk Cousins. Howie trades for him.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:50 pm

I’m not sure, but he’s better than Nate Allen
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:50 pm

Griffin from TEN
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:51 pm

saints helping out too bad det won.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:51 pm

Sir Squatch any safety on a team that sucks
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:51 pm

Biased, do you have the GIF of Sherman getting owned yesterday?
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 2:51 pm

No chance on Reynolds. He’s on the PS for a reason. Rumors are the Eagles are interested in trading for a safety, but I doubt they make any serious headway.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:52 pm

Sir Squatch Which time?
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:52 pm

If the Eagles pick up Rambo I’m not sure what I will do.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:52 pm

JosephR2225 I think signing a FA is the most likely route. Except I got no clue who is out there.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:52 pm

the rook over him and thomas? https://vine.co/v/OhlJBZIZq6Q
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:52 pm

get his eagles jersey?
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 2:52 pm

throw deep
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 2:52 pm

Set up a chair on Broad St. to make sure you get a good spot for the parade?
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 2:52 pm

That’s the one.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:53 pm

JosephR2225 drug test time
Matt Mosley 4.0

October 27, 2014 at 2:53 pm

cloisterwater yes
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 2:53 pm

As bad as Nate Allen is (and he is awful), I can’t imagine there are too many better options sitting around as FAs in Week 8.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:53 pm

hmm not sure. cant find one yet
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:54 pm

lol at that game. http://i.imgur.com/F1OTSEi.jpgv
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:55 pm

I was thinking the same thing.
But then I thought of Nate Allen again, so I’m not sure.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:55 pm

JosephR2225 That’s why I think a CB experiment is most likely instead trading for or signing a FA
Maybe Carroll. Or put Sconces back there & finally put Boykin (or Carroll) on the corner
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 2:56 pm

Sir Squatch mo Clai
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:58 pm

The Nermal Award: Nate Allen

Nermal is a gullible character on Garfield and Friends that basically looks like a gray version of Garfield. In a running gag, Garfield used to mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi any chance he got. In case you’re unfamiliar, Abu Dhabi is a city in the United Arab Emirates, shown here:
Somehow, Nermal would always fall for it. Like… If Garfield was going to try to get Nermal into a box of some sort, there was a 95% chance he was going to seal it up and ship Nermal to Abu Dhabi. At some point, you’d think that Nermal would learn and stop falling for it over and over and over again.
That’s kind of how I feel about Nate Allen biting on play action or double moves and giving up huge plays, like he did on the back-breaking bomb to John Brown. When exactly is that going to stop happening?
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:58 pm

romoGOTTAgo yes
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 2:58 pm

I find it amusing the fans are blaming the DBs for losing. It was Chip and his no scoring offense that lost the game. It wasn’t like Palmer hadn’t had 24 game winning drives in his career. Well, now he has 25.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 2:59 pm

Can someone put Allen’s head on Nermal?
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 2:59 pm

That’s probablt why he said “that’s the one” after Biased posted a video of it.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 2:59 pm

they had over 500 yards on O… 2 turnovers inside the 10… that’s Chip’s fault? lol
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 2:59 pm

http://i.imgur.com/u8dhI45.gif
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 3:00 pm

Lupo FGs…… you DF
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 3:00 pm

BTW, Sanchez would have won that game
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 3:00 pm

toodlum Allen bit on a double move for the 900th time. You think that he shouldn’t take any blame?
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 3:01 pm

lmao, I’m in a shitty mood as you might imagine
I usually don’t either, but vines are ok
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 3:01 pm

he could have covered better
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 3:01 pm

Foles threw the ball out of bounds on the last play.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 3:02 pm

they’re already on suicide watch
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 3:02 pm

eagles get Calvin Johnson confirmed
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 3:03 pm

he was here, he liked my gif of the cheerleader in the super girl outfit
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 3:03 pm

romoGOTTAgo Cousins shook his faith
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 3:04 pm

romoGOTTAgo Actually take a look at the links.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 3:06 pm

It’s pretty inexcusable to let up that play when your only responsibility is to not let that receiver behind you no matter what.
He should be blamed for that ruthlessly.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 3:09 pm

Calvin Johnson nixes trade to Eagles…. confirmed
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 3:16 pm

I’m not one that criticizes most commentators, but good god are Chris Meyers and Ronde Barber brutal to listen to.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 3:17 pm

Phil Simms is by far the worst to listen to.
87fiveoh254

October 27, 2014 at 3:17 pm

Disposable HeRowe Joe Buck
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 3:18 pm

they were really bad… still not as bad as David Diehl
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 3:19 pm

cloisterwater They were terrible. Ronde was consistently messing up names. Myers sounded lost.
It was a damn shame that they were bad cuz the game was entertaining
BRING BACK GUS JOHNSON!
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 3:20 pm

I don’t know, while I truly can’t stand listening to Simms, Barber can barely speak english and Meyers appears to have a mini stroke every time someone scores a TD and it takes him 3 extra seconds to make the call.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 3:21 pm

cloisterwater They were exceptionally bad
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 3:22 pm

I like Michaels and Colinsworth and I’ve said so a few times.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 3:22 pm

anyway…
COWBOYS!!!!!
http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz7/bukkakeninjas/DH_zpscd0db245.gif
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 3:22 pm

I don’t mind Aikmen and Buck either. At least not as mush as most people.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 3:23 pm

Disposable HeRowe That is so grotesque
87fiveoh254

October 27, 2014 at 3:23 pm

cloisterwater A few weeks ago when they had Aikman and Brennon(sp?) I thought was a good pair.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 3:24 pm

Two rats one beard.
87fiveoh254

October 27, 2014 at 3:24 pm

romoGOTTAgo Yes. Love the goose
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 3:24 pm

seriously? goose is terrible
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 3:25 pm

I don’t like most of them lol
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 3:25 pm

romoGOTTAgo I can tolerate Brennaman & Aikman. But not Buck & Aikman
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 3:26 pm

I wish they would put Troy and Moose together.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 3:26 pm

I like Collinsworth, Aikman and Johnston…..
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 3:26 pm

Disposable HeRowe …..in a room & shoot them?
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 3:26 pm

Not to sold on Chris as he is a pompus ass most of the times…
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 3:27 pm

at least he knows what he’s talking about… the rash of mistakes that most announcers make is embarrassing
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 3:28 pm

@Lupo See: Barber, Ronde
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 3:31 pm

romoGOTTAgo Can Suck a Chode
They gave up 521 yards of offense. If the Eagles didn’t shoot themselves in the foot repeatedly, they would’ve gave up 30+ points too
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 3:31 pm

romoGOTTAgo I see what you did there
Clever bastid
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 3:33 pm

Dave Diehl commentates exactly how he would converse with someone. He rambles on and on as if he knows the topic like the back of his hand, but you know beyond a doubt that he does not.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 3:33 pm

I do worry about Palmers ability to go real real real deep on us.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 3:36 pm

I need this game to start already……

Bye week is going to suck too…..
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 3:37 pm

Looks like regular Noon start..
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 3:37 pm

romoGOTTAgo That’s part of why Barber & Myers were awful
They gave Bowels a shit ton of praise for making things difficult on the Eagles O when in actuality, it was the Eagles killing themselves. 521 yards & 27 first downs are not representative of a Defense that played well
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 3:38 pm

That was sweet waking up and watching a game at 9am.

Reminded me of my SFO days in the late 90’s watching the NFL.

Those early times were awesome on Sunday.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 3:39 pm

I miss those days. Oh and Tailgating at 6am was the BEST too!

I did it once at a Raiders game. Best NFL experience ever.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 3:41 pm

So Amazon released it’s “Fire TV” stick, and is $19 for Prime members. Only issue I see (which I think Chromecast allows) is that you couldn’t stream from NFL Network. Hrrrmmmm
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 3:50 pm

Welp the Eagles let another one get away. I’m not sure if I’m happy to know we are good enough and should have won it or pissed because we blew it.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 3:51 pm

can you buy the network without cable/ satellite?
lddsfuws

October 27, 2014 at 3:52 pm

The latter. Always pissed at a game should have won
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 3:52 pm

romoGOTTAgo We have known for a long time Nate Allen shouldn’t be starting.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 3:52 pm

lddsfuws I feel we should have won the San Fran game also.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 3:53 pm

romoGOTTAgo Stupid turnovers haven’t helped either.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 3:55 pm

Chips offense fits Maclins style. He is on pace to shatter what Desean did last season.
YNWA148

October 27, 2014 at 3:58 pm

Can someone give Foles football cleats and take away his tap dancing shoes. His presnap reads were also hideous.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 3:59 pm

Biased Optimism I don’t think so
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 4:00 pm

thanks desean!
Matt Mosley 4.0

October 27, 2014 at 4:01 pm

Will the curse let the Eagles win another game this year ?
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 4:01 pm

it will be all better when we give 5 1sts and a 7th for Marcus Ardel Taulauniu Mariota
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 4:01 pm

Oh well too late I bought one.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 4:02 pm

Eagles lost for one reason and one reason alone:

bEast Curse 2014
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 4:02 pm

meh 20 bucks and they can add more later. seems win win. I would get one but our blue ray player has netflix and all the apps on it like this
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 4:02 pm

YNWA148 All HOFers have a bad game
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 4:02 pm

Matt Mosley yes they play the Giants again
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 4:03 pm

All Bad games make someone look like a HOF’er
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 4:03 pm

not dan the fucking man Bailey?
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 4:03 pm

And the Washington DC’s too.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 4:04 pm

Biased Optimism Only one my TV doesn’t have that I miss is ESPN. Amazon also has a PBS app which sold my wife. Need to figure out if I can fling/cast from my computer to this and it will solve the NFL Network question.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 4:05 pm

Biased Optimism well there are exceptions to every rule
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 4:08 pm

so how much is Suh getting now after that Mccoy deal?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 4:10 pm

Not that much… He isn’t as good as McCoy…
YNWA148

October 27, 2014 at 4:14 pm

I have to put some blame on Matthews on that last play. He shouldn’t be leaving his feet to make a body catch in the end zone. That’s how you get pushed out easily
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 4:15 pm

#CuttheRook
DallasCowboysSux

October 27, 2014 at 4:15 pm

Eagles Suck!
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 4:15 pm

Or volley it back in to Ertz
YNWA148

October 27, 2014 at 4:16 pm

Was he open? I only saw the play once
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 4:17 pm

a lot.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 4:18 pm

YNWA148 I’m partially joking. The WR was trying to make the catch in the heat of the moment, I can’t fault him for that. A self-created tip drill isn’t exactly football 101. But the DB committed to Matthews and Ertz was just idle below him, if he tips that back in, Ertz has an easy catch with no one around him.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 4:19 pm

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/oil-price-will-fall-to-70-a-barrel-in-2015-goldman-sachs-says-1.2814041?cmp=rss
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 4:20 pm

FUSION! (sells stupid combustible engine car)
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 4:21 pm

romoGOTTAgo Yea. DBs actually try to do it. I know receivers try to or keep it in mind during hail mary’s. May be too much to ask for on that play though.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 4:22 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plwX5NtF530
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 4:27 pm

Biased Optimism But gas prices will move to $4.50/gallon
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:27 pm

Half of Palmer’s passing yards were basically on two plays. Back end play was embarassing. But Foles’s interceptions and Huff’s fumble were also awful.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 4:27 pm

stop ruining the blog!
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 4:27 pm

romoGOTTAgo He was here this morning.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 4:27 pm

It’s fall. Best time to visit Disneyland.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 4:28 pm

I don’t know how they keep doing it, but Cardinals keep winning.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:29 pm

penguinfarmer He’s waiting in line to see the Ice Princess again.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:29 pm

penguinfarmer It’s kind of baffling. But they’re legit in that they make the most of what they’ve got.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:29 pm

3rd rounder.
And count on? Not sure why it’s “counting” on him to let him play.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:29 pm

romoGOTTAgo You blame the coaches for throwing a screen to a wide open WR you have on your roster.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:30 pm

romoGOTTAgo Also, you gotta be able to get a TD on the 2 yard line.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 4:30 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Can never fault a team for being 6-1, but I’ve expected them to lose almost every week and they always just squeak by in a game filled with shoddy play.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:31 pm

@penguinfarmer @Dongtavious Steelwang Clearly aided by the refs. Really sloppy game all around, Patrick Peterson looked average when he was on the field.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:31 pm

it’s not that big of a game, and it was a good call
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:31 pm

romoGOTTAgo If you have a guy on the field who is wide open you throw the ball to him. If you can’t use him in that situation he shouldn’t be in the game.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:32 pm

romoGOTTAgo Would be nice to be 6-1 but losing a game at 5-1 doesn’t seem to be that big.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 4:33 pm

Two losses on the season and both could have been wins with a conversion from inside the 3.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:33 pm

romoGOTTAgo BetterCallSaul If you lose tonight I would be shocked.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:34 pm

In that case, every game is a big game.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 4:34 pm

Russian Road Rage Karma: Be careful who you yank out of a car to fight there Ivan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi1yGReWfl8
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:34 pm

romoGOTTAgo BetterCallSaul You can say that about anyone who fumbles the ball or drops a pass. I’m pretty every player that has been in the league 4 or 5 years has done one if not both.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 4:35 pm

that was the game winner by the ginger
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 4:35 pm

I like the guy who charges a car with a shovel only to realize that person has an AK47.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:36 pm

so the Cowboys should never run behind Martin…shouldn’t count on a rookie
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:36 pm

romoGOTTAgo Still doesn’t matter Justin. You have to be able to throw the ball to a player that’s wide open. I’m sure this play was practiced many times without the fumble.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 4:37 pm

Good Morning Knuckleheads!™
Good to be back.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 4:37 pm

Beason out for season? rough.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 4:37 pm

That was his first fumble in college or pros, by the way. Give the ball to the open man. If you’re worried about fumbles, take a knee or just punt it away.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 4:37 pm

Bienvenido senor,
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:38 pm

you’re the one starting a ridiculous argument that the Eagles shouldn’t have “counted on Huff in a big game” when the fact is it was a nice play call and fans are allowed to be a little upset that Huff fumbled.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:38 pm

romoGOTTAgo Great call great decision but a mistake by Huff. You’ve never seen that happen before? Dez never fumbled? Irvin never dropped a pass? Come on dude.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 4:39 pm

From NY? You left your ebola behind.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 4:39 pm

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/?ref_=tt_trv_qu: Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:39 pm

shut up
rep138

October 27, 2014 at 4:39 pm

HailBandG
Not really. He hasn’t helped this year. I don’t think they’ve won a game he played in. Great player but chronically injured.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:39 pm

romoGOTTAgo That’s like saying the Cowboys shouldn’t be throwing the ball to Escobar because they have Dez, Murray and Witten.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 4:40 pm

muahahahahaha!
But seriously. That shit broke while I was in the subway.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 4:40 pm

Andy Dalton 1 Yd Run (Mike Nugent Kick)
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 4:40 pm

It’s Monday. You’ve got permission to fester.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:40 pm

I’m convinced you just like to argue. This is such a stupid argument.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 4:41 pm

I hoped he was going to
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:41 pm

Weech Did you bring any of that Ebola home with you?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:41 pm

romoGOTTAgo He didn’t even really catch it with his hands. He cradled that sucker in like a baby.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 4:41 pm

not falling down right before the goalline was more impressive. such balance. it also made the ending much more interesting.
rep138

October 27, 2014 at 4:41 pm

romoGOTTAgo
Keep your elbows close. That’s the trick according to Deion.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:42 pm

romoGOTTAgo The Cards should never have thrown him that ball when they have a much more reliable Fitzgerald on the field.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:42 pm

BetterCallSaul romoGOTTAgo Ever since that Thanksgiving day game in 2008, he’s been fucking our shit up every damn time.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:43 pm

romoGOTTAgo You mentioned much more reliable players below. Just agreeing with you.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 4:43 pm

Crazy shit.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:44 pm

I can’t believe they relied on a 3rd round rookie right there. They sure lucked out.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:44 pm

Weech Don’t be bringing that Ebola shit in here.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 4:44 pm

BetterCallSaul Too late, we already determined Snake had Ebola last week.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:44 pm

Mike Smith’s getting fired after this season, right?
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 4:45 pm

Why? is Lurie interested?
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:45 pm

romoGOTTAgo BetterCallSaul I’m honestly trying to expess to you how foolish your statement was. I would like for you to see the error of your ways but if you don’t lets just agree to disagree.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:45 pm

Weech -_- jokes jokes jokes.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 4:45 pm

He and Rex Ryan are gonna be on a lot of split screens on ESPN in early January.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:45 pm

One was hurt for 4-5 weeks as well.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:46 pm

Sir Squatch BetterCallSaul That shit is all over the room now.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:47 pm

romoGOTTAgo There are plenty of ifs after every close game. I could make a list of about 10 to 20 but it’s too late. We lost. Onto Houston.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 4:48 pm

http://i.imgur.com/LQiMYb9.jpg
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:49 pm

One person says Huff’s fumble was awful and you blame Chip for relying on a rookie. lmao
yeah, I disagree
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:49 pm

Approved
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 4:49 pm

Pissed I missed a week of Giant self-loathing but glad I’m here for an overreaction monday in light of a last minute meltdown by Philly.
All is well with the world.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 4:50 pm

Weech Choke on a burrito
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:50 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) Weech It’s too damn tiny
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 4:50 pm

I think so…
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:50 pm

Weech Not to much over reaction going on by Eagles fans. We made a few mental errors and lost the game. We did the same in San Fran or would be 7-0 instead of 5-2. Not the end of the world.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:50 pm

yeah, I’m really not too worried about it
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:51 pm

you’re not doing a good job with the moving on part
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:51 pm

cloisterwater Much like the SF game, the game should not have ended as close as it did, and it shouldn’t have ended in an L.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:52 pm

cloisterwater I’m really curios to see if we make a trade for a safety and how we do with our real o-line. If we can play like this without them we can go all the way with them.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:53 pm

But it did end in an L, and I think the Eagles will finish the season strong with a healthy and much more balanced offense. So I’m really not too worried.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 4:53 pm

romoGOTTAgo Well that’s just a damn lie and you know it.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:54 pm

Again, not doing a good job. I never made the statement dumbass.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 4:55 pm

In my mind, we’re 7-0. And Nate Allen is bagging groceries at a local Kroger
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:55 pm

cloisterwater Our red zone scoring in particular is extremely troubling.
http://www.teamrankings.com/nfl/stat/red-zone-scoring-pct

Last in the league in Red Zone scoring.
2nd Last? Arizona.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:56 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) I’ll give him huge credit for that rip fumble recovery. But he can’t give up that huge TD.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:56 pm

Foles averaged under 25 pass attempts per game last year. This year it’s close to 40 I believe. Once the OL is healthy and we can run the damn ball this team will be a lot better. Fret not Eagles fans.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 4:56 pm

TMSCFINEST – CUT NATE ALLEN (or kill him) Well JPP liked this.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:56 pm

Biggest rule at the end of the game. Don’t let anyone get behind you!
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:57 pm

Right, because who could think a good OL would make any difference.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:57 pm

cloisterwater Converting on only 35% of red zone attempts versus 53% last year is a huge difference.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:57 pm

Not to mention the 5-2 record.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:57 pm

Justin Do you think the O-Line we have had in without the 2 pro bowlers is doing as good as the one we will have when they come back?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 4:58 pm

romoGOTTAgo I had chili last night, so it’s not so much sour as it is spicy and inconsistent.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 4:58 pm

Ouch, he just called you guys Cowboys fans!
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 4:58 pm

So you meant to not make any sense? This whole time I thought you were illogical inherently.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 4:59 pm

You are making goofy statements and I ask you a question. That makes me a sour dbag?
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:00 pm

Well you didn’t convey your point very well.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:00 pm

So in this copy cat league, OL is going to be a premium pick in the 2015 draft I am guessing.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 5:01 pm

it’s always a premium pick
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:01 pm

True but more so than in past years I think.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 5:02 pm

Lupo OG and C hasn’t been.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:02 pm

Hey Justin
http://i.imgur.com/LQ0Hxpf.jpg
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 5:02 pm

Trade rumors are swirling. Doug Martin or Mashawn Lynch the the Pats????
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:02 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 Lupo Not true necessarily. Teams have been reaching higher for guard and RT positions. Center is still a little lower priorities wise.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm

I would love it if they drafted RT in the first.

Man would that OL be the shits and giggles of the NFL!
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm

lmao @ Cowboys fans thinking they just invented having a good offensive line.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm

Retrograde amnesia. They think its 93′ again.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm

We didn;t invent the damn thing we just have the best in the business right now.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm

Fuck I hope Doug Martin goes somewhere with half of a decent line. I have him in both leagues.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm

You’re easily amused.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm

Seattle has said fuck it?
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm

Even then we didn;t have 3 first round picks starting our OL./
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm

romoGOTTAgo Now I know your sniffing cracks again this morning. Jackson would help them but wouldn’t make them a favorite over the Broncos.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:04 pm

you must have copy-catted that from last year’s Eagles
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:04 pm

Just wash and repeat…
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 5:04 pm

Sir Squatch Rumors coming out of Seattle is Lynch and Carroll haven’t gotten along for a while now.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:04 pm

Disposable HeRowe This is true. But it’s not really a “copycat” league when building from the lines out has been a strategy in football for years.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:05 pm

Not in Dallas it hasn’t
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 5:05 pm

Weech i am too http://i.imgur.com/rbar4ip.jpg
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:05 pm

FTR, I hate it when people refer to this current team is the new Triplets.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:05 pm

Disposable HeRowe That is for damn sure, Mr. “Tony can handle a porous offensive line”
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:06 pm

MEH, it’s no big deal to me. Just brings back good time memories though.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:06 pm

Why do Cowboy fans troll each other simply by putting up pictures of their Quarterback?
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:06 pm

my ass just fell off again
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:06 pm

http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz7/bukkakeninjas/DH_zpscd0db245.gif
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:06 pm

Because it a) drives justin insanse and b) makes him hot under the collar.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:07 pm

Pennsylvania Supreme Court justice resigns amid scandal over pornographic emails, spokesperson for Gov. Corbett confirms –
————————–
There has to be more to this than just porn emails, right?
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 5:07 pm

Weech Or both. Same with the DH beard infestation pic.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:07 pm

smoke always equals fire.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:07 pm

Sir Squatch Sex dungeon paid for by taxpayer money?
Sex dungeon paid for by taxpayer money.
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 5:07 pm

Sir Squatch I don’t know.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:07 pm

Brian Quick – IR
Jake Long – IR
Jon Beason – IR
Jennings not practicing after bye
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:07 pm

Colt McCoy will start Monday night’s game at Dallas, as expected.The Redskins tried to keep everyone guessing by listing Robert Griffin III (ankle) as questionable, but he was never a realistic bet to suit up. It will be the McCoy show on a national stage, leaving the Cowboys defense to lick its chops. In 21 career NFL starts, McCoy has thrown 20 interceptions, fumbled 12 times and taken 55 sacks. Griffin will either be back for Week 9 against the Vikings or immediately following the Week 10 bye.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 5:08 pm

mytee316 BECAUSE WE’RE GODDAMN COWBOYS FANS!!!
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:08 pm

Disposable HeRowe Unless you’ve got a sweet smoke machine in your foyer.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:08 pm

You’re fickle. my posting of pics does nothing.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 5:08 pm

which qb do they get?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:08 pm

mytee316 Balls. Should’ve traded Quick.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:08 pm

Weech, you must have missed it but Justin is a Romo fan now. He was defending him last week. He’s taken some love potion #9.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:08 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Disposable HeRowe
I like to walk out nake into the living room with mine.
Having “Welcome to the Jungle” blasting on my Bose system!
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 5:09 pm

WHY ALL THE HATE? WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST AGREE THAT THE REDSKINS SUCK, LAUGH AT THEM, AND BE BESTEST FRIENDS FOR EVER AND EVER?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:09 pm

And Jesse Eisenberg’s Lex Luthor will be in Suicide Squad.
Woot.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:09 pm

Disposable HeRowe Dongtavious Steelwang Respect.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 5:09 pm

romoGOTTAgo I hope no one is starting Jake Long on their FF team. Actually I takethat back. I hope they are.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:10 pm

Why must you scream and yell? What’s with the insecurities? Mental issues?
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 5:10 pm

they suck but not tonight! 600 yard colt game is here!
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:10 pm

600 yards in pick 6’s?
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:11 pm

I watched 47 Ronin finally, meh…..
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:11 pm

mytee316 Is he going to be President?
87fiveoh254

October 27, 2014 at 5:11 pm

romoGOTTAgo I liked Fury. I haven’t seen The Judge yet.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:11 pm

romoGOTTAgo Saw Gone Girl this week. That was nuts.
lddsfuws

October 27, 2014 at 5:11 pm

Weak. Lex is a supervillan unto himself. He doesn’t need a fucking team.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:11 pm

Disposable HeRowe I’m a sucker for Keanau action flicks.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:11 pm

87fiveoh254 romoGOTTAgo judge only getting 47%
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:11 pm

Justin, is this true?
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:12 pm

I want to see this hard!

That and Interstellar.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:12 pm

he loves Romo
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:12 pm

Weech Allow me to answer for him
http://imgur.com/fvJIIsJ
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:12 pm

lddsfuws It’s proof that all the stories will be in one universe.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:12 pm

Well, duh.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:12 pm

Sir Squatch mytee316 doubtful since he’s supposed to be Zuckerberg type.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:13 pm

romoGOTTAgo the tl;dr for that movie is
people kill guy’s puppy, guy kills everybody
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:13 pm

Is the Judge the one where Ironman goes all Attorney?
rep138

October 27, 2014 at 5:13 pm

I wonder if Snoop Dog is still pissed at Todd Haley.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:13 pm

well no wonder it sucked.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 5:14 pm

sounds like a romo is ready !
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 5:14 pm

romoGOTTAgo Disneys new Ice Princess?
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:15 pm

people kill guy’s puppy, guy kills everybody
—
Is there any better plot to a movie?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:15 pm

Disposable HeRowe It’s cool though, Thanos comes in and kills Robert Duvall
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:15 pm

fucking yes!
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:15 pm

old guys kill everybody
tl;dr for Expendables
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:15 pm

Got lots of love in NY while rocking my #22 jersey, actually. Bartender at the United Club was a boys fans as were two of the TSA agents at Newark airport.
Tides are turning, boys!
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 5:15 pm

I feel like I saw this but with some baby elephant.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 5:16 pm

http://movies.cosmicbooknews.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/600_wide/wysiwyg_imageupload/1/secret-service-poster.jpg
choyboy0724

October 27, 2014 at 5:16 pm

The smell of burnt toast is brought to you by nate allen and cary williams
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:16 pm

Those TSA agents were Giants fans, they actually gave you Ebola.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:16 pm

I’m a sucker for Keanau action flicks.
—
Pretty much anything Tom Cruise is my secret addition.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 5:16 pm

Weech Letting your guard down while they slapped ebola on your back.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:16 pm

closet Eagles fan
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:16 pm

choyboy0724 You should probably exit your house, because it’s probably on fire.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:16 pm

Sounded better the first time this was said.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:16 pm

too many carbs
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:16 pm

Disposable HeRowe Have you seen Edge of Tomorrow yet? That’s a great movie. Best Cruise movie in recent memory.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

scientology?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

Carr and company continue the tradition tonight.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

penguinfarmer Dumbo’s Revenge
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

pretty sweet closet
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

Um…. of course…

Tom Cruise = I am there.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

Movies… Only movies…
choyboy0724

October 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

Dodgers can have Kershaw, I’ll take the guy who actually does something in October
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

As far as action movies go, Tom Cruise does them particularly well. He’s such a douche in real life too.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:18 pm

choyboy0724 Eli > Kershaw
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:18 pm

HailBandG Here’s their “4 commandments”.

Every dececision you make should meet these four things:

1. Benefit the group.
2. Benefit yourself.
3. Benefit mankind.
4. Benefit your sexual being.
ctswartz2000

October 27, 2014 at 5:18 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang choyboy0724 Then you must like Eli
BeasterSundays

October 27, 2014 at 5:18 pm

https://twitter.com/RapSheet?original_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cincyjungle.com%2F2014%2F10%2F27%2F7077933%2Fnfl-trade-rumors-patriots-may-eye-doug-martin-michael-griffin-on-block&tw_i=526384420824309761&tw_p=tweetembedhttps://twitter.com/RapSheet
Saw https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk say https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eagles?src=hash looking for a safety. Belief is https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bucs?src=hash Dashon Goldson and https://twitter.com/hashtag/Titans?src=hash Michael Griffin can be had at right price
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:18 pm

mytee316 Also, celebrities are Gods sent here, so give us all your money.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 5:19 pm

mytee316 You paid half of your salary for that?
choyboy0724

October 27, 2014 at 5:19 pm

I’d put the two starting corners for the redskuns but I have no idea who they are
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:19 pm

Stupid Pats, getting rid of Mankins…..morons.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 5:19 pm

gronk still smash
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:19 pm

I’m ambivalent. Eli is less likely to have his head up his ass though, mostly because that would kill him.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:19 pm

penguinfarmer mytee316 I did read Dianetics.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:20 pm

Oh no, Mytee is a Scientologist. We are all doomed!
DDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:20 pm

Another division title.
Another disappointment in the playoffs.
Mankins could have helped.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:20 pm

domed?
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:20 pm

completely sarcastic. an old Guard owed $19+ Mill. over the next 3 years? He’s the perfect Buccaneer.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 5:21 pm

cloisterwater gay
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:21 pm

He rubs elbows with the Hollywood elite. Makes a lot of sense.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:21 pm

….those aren’t elbows
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:21 pm

cloisterwater http://imgur.com/CzeqvLE
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:21 pm

What do you care about money? He would have helped them still.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:21 pm

Couldn’t it just be that Williams, Fletcher, and Boykin all sux?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:21 pm

I also read the qur’an and the bible. People are idiots.
Dianetics read more of a “self help” type of a book.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:22 pm

Are you serious, Mytee?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:23 pm

Weech yeppers. If I’m going to argue with Priests, I wanted to be a little educated.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:24 pm

Interesting. You did always seem kinda cultish to me.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:24 pm

Helped? sure. but they guy they have in there is playing well (obviously), plus they have a nice new young TE who can catch passes for the next few years, plus another draft pick (a 5th), plus some nice cap flexibility going forward. i’m sure it was a tough call because they liked him and he’s been a good player for them. but at the end of the day, i’m sure it was a no brainer.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:25 pm

What? I’m not Christian or religious at all.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 5:26 pm

Weech All redskins fans are cultish to me.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:26 pm

The Church of Broken Knee
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:26 pm

most of the world is carpeted……
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:27 pm

We are worm food. I believe in physics.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:27 pm

trimmed and maintained or 70’s porn carpeted?
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:28 pm

Watch Unbelievers on Netflix. Good stuff.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 5:28 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYSJWm90YQw
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:28 pm

as sad is it may be, I believe that we are all a collection of matter, all coming from the same shit, and all ending up the same shit…

Our conscience makes us reach out and hope and dream that we are more than a collection of carbon.
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 5:28 pm

http://i.imgur.com/J61yd89.gif
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:29 pm

lol, dunno. seinfeld reference.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:29 pm

Ross Jones ‏@RossJonesFOX
Sources tell me + @MikeGarafolo Cowboys WR Dez Bryant has parted ways with agent Eugene Parker.
—-
Roc Nation has landed their next big name.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:30 pm

Atheism, essentially. Follows to professors who go around speaking to college campuses and radio shows about it.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:30 pm

he should hire lebron
Biased Optimism

October 27, 2014 at 5:30 pm

dez for manziel confirmed
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:30 pm

Jaccpot Agency
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:30 pm

What are you gonna tell your kids when they ask if there is a heaven, Mytee?
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:31 pm

“I am your God!”
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:31 pm

Is it? I didn’t know that. But lets be honest, any idiot with a law bachelors could get Jerry to overpay.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:32 pm

Weech Don’t be a whiny bitch…that’s what I tell them.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 5:32 pm

Weech The truth. There probably is not one because there is no evidence or even reason for it to exist.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:32 pm

If only splooz had a dad like you.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:33 pm

I’m being serious. I have a hard time believing in an afterlife. But if my 4 year old looks up to me and asks, IDK what I’d tell them.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 5:34 pm

“Go ask your mother”
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:34 pm

No. Not yet…
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:34 pm

Weech You’ll be hearing from Joseph’s lawyers.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 5:35 pm

I was raised Lutheran. I started having questions about the inconsistencies in everything. Talked to many scholars about it, pastors, etc.. read a lot. Very interesting stuff to me. I had no faith. Couldn’t get past all the bs.
But… I’m raising my children as Christians. When they come to an age where they start asking questions, I’ll answer them. Truthfully. If they ask me why we went to Church, I’ll reply with how good the pot lucks are.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:37 pm

Also, Christmas rules. Jesus is the giver of presents and cookies.
Either that or Santa is my god now.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!

October 27, 2014 at 5:37 pm

LOL
Bears LE Lamarr Houston has been diagnosed with a torn right ACL, and is done for the season.Source: https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/526786577620803585
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:37 pm

Laughing at injury?
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:37 pm

What a dumbass.
#InJayWeTrust

October 27, 2014 at 5:37 pm

Sir Squatch #Philly
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:37 pm

do you know the circumstance splooz?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:38 pm

Mostly at the sheer idiocy of:
a) celebrating a sack when down 25
b) literally injuring yourself the same way another player in your division did a month ago
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:38 pm

Jake Long torn ACL…..non-celebration injury
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:38 pm

That’s why I asked if he was laughing at the injury, I assume there was more to it than that.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:39 pm

celebrating a sack of a backup QB with 3:00 left in the game while down 25 to be more precise
#InJayWeTrust

October 27, 2014 at 5:39 pm

The Raiders are 0-7 and their next game is at Seattle. LOL
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:39 pm

cloisterwater See, that deserves to be laughed at.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:39 pm

cloisterwater To be fair, it was the first good thing to happen to the Bears all day, which is saying something.
#InJayWeTrust

October 27, 2014 at 5:39 pm

Followed by the Broncos, Chargers, and Chiefs
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:39 pm

then I take back my harsh insult
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:39 pm

#InJayWeTrust Winnable.
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 5:40 pm

#InJayWeTrust 4-7
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:40 pm

Sir Squatch #InJayWeTrust How many pundits would lose their shit if the Hawks lost to the Raiders?
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 5:40 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch #InJayWeTrust they would lose their shit if any of those 4 teams lost to them.
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 5:41 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 Maybe not the Chiefs
#InJayWeTrust

October 27, 2014 at 5:41 pm

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport · https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/526779894978473984
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 5:41 pm

No, you’re doing it wrong. If you’re a pundit, you PICK the Raiders to pull the upset this week, despite there being absolutely no logical reason to do so. If you’re wrong, nobody remembers your pick. If you’re right, you get to say “I told you so!”
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 5:42 pm

It’s for ALS
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:42 pm

InJay liking at injury.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:42 pm

Nobody told him you’re supposed to pour that on the coach at the end of a big win.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:42 pm

penguinfarmer Classic Eagles, putting in the effort in the 4th quarter of that fight too.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:43 pm

Sir Squatch I felt bad for the guys who had to put that all back together again.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 5:43 pm

should’ve been a flag
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 5:43 pm

http://i.imgur.com/IdtbCgO.jpg
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 5:43 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang They get paid to watch from the best seat in the house. I don’t.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 5:44 pm

He caught everything thrown his way after that. You ever get Gatorade on your hands? it’s almost as sticky as whatever David Tyree had on his helmet.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:44 pm

I bet #19 was just going for a drink too.
Well played Maclin.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:45 pm

You know a little too much about the sticky stuff on Tyree’s helmet.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:46 pm

cloisterwater Classic Chip Kelly Hydration scenario #502.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 5:46 pm

Les Miles… great recruiter… shitty coach
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:46 pm

Are we ready to call two games by ODB “significant”?
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:46 pm

See. Desean never went the extra mile like this.
#InJayWeTrust

October 27, 2014 at 5:46 pm

https://twitter.com/Truth_About_It · https://twitter.com/Truth_About_It/status/526501516363186176
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:47 pm

Compared to 1 game with Jadeveon Clowney…yes.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:47 pm

#InJayWeTrust Was this before or after he had already been knocked out?
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 5:47 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Andy used to have the players attack the hot dog vendors
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:47 pm

Sir Squatch #InJayWeTrust Well after. Buchanan is a dumbass for knocking out PP too.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:48 pm

knocked out?
#InJayWeTrust

October 27, 2014 at 5:48 pm

Sir Squatch After, but he didn’t get knocked out, Peterson did
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:48 pm

Maclin takes a stand against High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 5:48 pm

buchanon was taken one pick after Marcus smith…. sigh
rep138

October 27, 2014 at 5:49 pm

Weech
Or brominated vegetable oil.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:49 pm

So nothing will change.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:50 pm

rep138 Or folding tables
rep138

October 27, 2014 at 5:50 pm

Weech
Dez took his jersey, so yes.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:50 pm

I repeated what you said and added a question mark squatch. I demand an essplanation!!!
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:50 pm

Sir Squatch rep138 FUCK TABLES!
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 5:51 pm

WHAMP! That’s the sound a shovel makes when you’re packing dirt on Washington’s coffin. WHAMP! WHAMP!, WHAMP!!
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 5:51 pm

ODB has arrived!
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:51 pm

you must be deaf
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 5:52 pm

cloisterwater Or he just keeps whacking a car horn with a shovel. Maybe he’s that dude in the Russian carjacking vid.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:54 pm

cloisterwater Wasn’t he taken for the concussion protocol? I thought he was also knocked out as part of that three way hit.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:55 pm

He was taken back for the protocol, but was never knocked out.
rep138

October 27, 2014 at 5:55 pm

Sir Squatch cloisterwater
He cut his ear. They did treat him for that. Not sure if they gave him concussion tests.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:56 pm

“Maclin lay on the field for a few seconds before heading to the
sideline. He returned later in the quarter after clearing concussion
protocol.”
The only reason I asked is because it looked like it hurt when he hit that second table and fell to the ground in that video.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 5:57 pm

Which, somehow, didn’t draw a flag when every other play in the first half did.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 5:57 pm

I thought it was a fine call
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:57 pm

I thought they gave him the protocol, but I could be wrong. Some reporters had reported he was bleeding from the ear without mention the cut from the earring.
Dumbass reporters.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:57 pm

Just another day of officiating in the NFL. Lloka could have easily been called for either defensive holding or PI on that play.
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 5:57 pm

romoGOTTAgo Doesn’t matter…. Ravens will win that division. Bengals will miss the playoffs.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 5:58 pm

Don LaCuntaine It does matter, I would have beaten Mytee in his league if they had let that stand.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:58 pm

replace Ravens with Eagles and Bengals with Cowboys
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 5:59 pm

If they had let that stand, Gronk would have caught a 4th TD.
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 5:59 pm

cloisterwater I’m a jackass, not a liar.
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 5:59 pm

All liars say they aren’t liars
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 6:00 pm

It was the right move. Take the lead.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:00 pm

romoGOTTAgo Sometimes you do actually have to believe your defense can get a stop.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 6:00 pm

That was the right call. The real head scratcher was punting at the end of the first half. Made no sense.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:01 pm

Bigger headscratcher was WTH foles was looking at on that INT.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 6:02 pm

The one to Huff was ugly. I got the impression the one to Cooper was a miscommunication. Looked like Cooper ran a post and Foles threw a comeback.
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 6:02 pm

cloisterwater so I’m not a jackass?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 6:05 pm

romoGOTTAgo Snake in the grass!
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 6:07 pm

JosephR2225 That was what, a 59 yard kick or so?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 6:07 pm

Geno Smith had thrown more completions to the Bills than the Jets before he was benched…
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 6:07 pm

You know your coach is in his last season when…
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 6:08 pm

“Throws a very catchable ball. We can build on that.” – No one
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 6:08 pm

Would have been 62. But either try it and see if he can boom one or toss up a Hail Mary. Punt makes no sense.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 6:08 pm

should have been a Hail mary, not a punt
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 6:08 pm

So he threw more completions to Bills than Jets.
Or did he wind up coming back in?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 27, 2014 at 6:10 pm

No…. Vick played the rest of the game…
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 6:10 pm

we’re waiting
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 6:11 pm

Carl’s Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/carls-lock/week-8-redskins-vs-cowboys/
cloisterwater

October 27, 2014 at 6:11 pm

forgot about JaMarcus already?
can’t say I blame you
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:11 pm

“Sorry”
-Canadian Cowboys fans
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:13 pm

Poor WeechMLS: Southern California club Chivas USA to be replaced by expansion team scheduled to launch in 2017
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:13 pm

So name me the big NFL stars from LSU again?
I must be missing something.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 6:14 pm

Someone hand him a bottle of Chivas Regal.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:14 pm

Up the goats!
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:15 pm

True story: I’d been calling it Chivas for years until my boss corrected me. #chicanomoment
Also, I ordered a Bulleit whiskey at Heartland Brewery at the Empire State Building and pronounced it the french way. Bartender said it was pronounced “Bullet”. Asian too.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:17 pm

http://youtu.be/_CYUg1-EMMc
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 6:17 pm

Weech It’s boo-lay apparently.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:17 pm

I am with joey on the end of the half. You are at mid field with 6 seconds left. Why not throw one in the endzone and see what happens.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 6:17 pm

Bulleit doesn’t make any of their own whiskey
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:19 pm

So 4 very good players. Probably the same as most big schools. Got it.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 6:19 pm

A low percentage chance at 3 points, a lower percentage chance at 7 points, or a guaranteed 0 points. I don’t know why they went with option 3.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:19 pm

Founder called it bullet, cmn. You have some ‘splaining to do.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:19 pm

JosephR2225 FEAR
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 6:20 pm

Weech I’m not the Asian guy at the Heartland brewery.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:20 pm

Summed his inner 2010 Jason Garret?
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:20 pm

JosephR2225 A low percentage chance of a defensive TD
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 6:20 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 JosephR2225 Fuckin Evil Andy Reid?
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 6:20 pm

http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/stats/number-of-nfl-players-by-college/2014/
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:21 pm

toodlum Wouldn’t it be a better chance for a runback from the punt than a runback from an INT on a bomb?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 6:22 pm

Sir Squatch toodlum “What could possibly go wrong with a last minute punt at the end of a half?”
-Matt Dodge
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:22 pm

But are you the woman?
(There were two)
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:22 pm

So honeybadger isn’t even correct about LSU having the most active players.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:23 pm

Sir Squatch toodlum STs are better tacklers than QBs and FG kickers
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:23 pm

toodlum I’ll politely disagree……….
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:24 pm

The Cards opponents faced so far are basically .500 (including the 0-7 Raiders, meaning they bring DOWN the average to .500). The Cowboys opponents are WAY below .500 collectively. Interesting nugget I heard on the radio this morning.

HOMER ALERT: AZ > DAL
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:24 pm

I had a dream last night.
Jason Hatcher accidently breaks DeMarco Murray’s leg. DeMarco, like Marian, fails to reach 1000 yards for the season against the Redskins.

And… true to form… the Cowboys finish the season 2-7 off of the devasting injury. I hate it for you Cowboy fans, but my dreams rarely don’t become reality.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:24 pm

If you give up a defensive TD at the end of the half it’s a huge momentum swing.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:24 pm

That’s just factual.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:24 pm

ChrisKeal “We broke them which is why their records are bad”
-Cowboys fans
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:25 pm

Teams that score in the last 2 minutes of the first half win 83% of the time.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:25 pm

The Eagles are better than the Cowboys as well.
And congratulations on your luck.
DJ NUGGZ

October 27, 2014 at 6:25 pm

mytee316 everytime
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:26 pm

Oh… and the Skins get RGIII back at 3-5 and they go on an 8 game win streak to win the division.
Sorry Justin. I feel for you.
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:26 pm

cloisterwater Thank you. It is amazing how we keep getting so lucky every week.
DJ NUGGZ

October 27, 2014 at 6:26 pm

ChrisKeal We will get you in the playoffs when we get Sproles, Mathis and Kelce back…

Curses I say!
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:27 pm

We’re all just carbon really doe.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:27 pm

I dreamed Bob died in a car crash on the way to tonight’s game. The Redskins then won out and won a SB. I hate it for you Washington fans, but my dreams don’t usually come true.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:27 pm

Low percent chance for 3 points + very low percent chance for 7 points >>>> extremely, once in a blue moon chance to give up a defensive TD.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 6:27 pm

If you win the game you win the game 83% of the time.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:27 pm

I still then the odd favor a punt return than either an INT return or FG return.
And an incomplete pass/missed FG odds are significantly higher than any of those three.
DJ NUGGZ

October 27, 2014 at 6:27 pm

ChrisKeal …seriously though, good win…could’ve gone either way…
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 6:27 pm

not sure how up to date that is… but it looks like USC has more
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:27 pm

Nah, you guys are good. You just got lucky this week.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 6:27 pm

If you are coaching to avoid the missed FG returned for a TD or the Hail Mary returned for a TD, you’re probably not putting your team in the best position to win.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:28 pm

ChrisKeal Hence the 6-1 record, Dallas is beating the teams it should beat. i read an article on the 70’s Steelers (during their 6 yr run) once where they were a .500 team against teams with winning records and like .985 against teams with losing records.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:28 pm

Romo vs. AZ a few years ago
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:28 pm

DJ NUGGZ ChrisKeal It was the game of the week. No other game was as entertaining…and I amm used to that. Cards RARELY win big. It’s always a dogfight.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:28 pm

Sir Squatch Well the Titans were undefeated when Dallas beat them
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 6:28 pm

toodlum was Josh Brent driving?
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm

toodlum I dreamed that the Redskins don’t make it back to the super bowl while Snyder runs the team, and he runs the team for 40 more years.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm

toodlum You went wrong by referencing anything involving Romo.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm

toodlum Sad
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm

Don LaCuntaine toodlum of course
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm

Don LaCuntaine yes, he driving to practice
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm

Yes, but it in his defense Griffin’s leg fell off and rolled under the break pedal.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 6:30 pm

Which, by the way, still exists on a punt return.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:30 pm

toodlum statistically backed fact, overly conservative play calling loses far more games than overly aggressive play calling.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:30 pm

You guys need to have better dreams. Dreaming about football makes you very Justin.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:30 pm

mytee316 2-6 and no run
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:30 pm

Philadelphia has beaten one team that had a winning record at game time…. ONE!!!…. and that was the giants.
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:30 pm

I assume Dallas will be a 3 point favorite (maybe more) at home for the AZ game. As it should be. I view them as the favorites as well. That said, would not be surprised at all to see AZ go in there and pull the upset.
Matt Mosley 4.0

October 27, 2014 at 6:31 pm

mytee316 Teams that score more points win to
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:31 pm

No team in this division has home field advantages.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:31 pm

ChrisKeal nah, Cards will be favored…… I like the underdog role better
DallasCowboysSux

October 27, 2014 at 6:32 pm

Eagles Suck! Fire Chip Kelly!
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:32 pm

ChrisKeal I think AZ should be a 10 point favorite. Carson Palmer is underrated.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:32 pm

mytee316 Well when the Jets move to LA the Giants might
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:32 pm

ChrisKeal I could see it but I doubt that they take out Philly and Dallas in back to back games, 2 games in a row like that is tough, especially considering how rough yesterday’s game was.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm

Call me when those wins count less than the wins against teams with winning records.
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm

cwbinsd ChrisKeal LOL not they won’t. Unless Dallas somehow shits the bed tonight… which would suck. Don;t want them all salty next week.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm

ChrisKeal What happened to that piece of shit Michael Floyd yesterday?
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm

toodlum ChrisKeal I think Palmer is also very underrated but 10? LOL no way.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm

The “teams scoring with 2 minutes left in the half win more than 80% of the time” is a legit stat asswipes.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm

DallasCowboysSux #BringBackRichKoti
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm

Knee injury / FitzgeraldagainstheEaglesitis
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 ChrisKeal Agree. That is a tough road to hoe.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:34 pm

Sir Squatch ChrisKeal stomach cramps. Laughed so much at Fletcher’s ability to cover him, he effectively took himself out of the game.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:34 pm

Keal, Dallas opened as a 4 point favorite last night.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 6:34 pm

mytee316 You’re a legit stat 80% of the time
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:34 pm

Sir Squatch ChrisKeal He got rolled up on that deep ball. It looked bad at first thought he may have torn something, but he played after that. We spread it around.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:34 pm

https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/odds
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm

toodlum Sounds about right.
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm

mytee316 yeah but coming from you makes it seem illegitimate.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang mytee316 thanks! I’ve never scored above 80 on anything before!!
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm

ChrisKeal Sir Squatch It looked like Fletcher rolled on his knee as they both went to the ground.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm

Equal to or more legit than the “In your face time” stat?
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm

What is PP’s status for AZ? He went out of the game yesterday.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm

Since wins against sub .500 teams are hollow wins according to all the SKA geniuses, shouldn’t we also factor in the whether or not the wins of the + .500 teams beaten were also against teams with + .500 records?
Lupo, can you chime in on this?
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang ChrisKeal Sir Squatch Yep. It looked like it coulda been bad but he came back and played so I am guessing he is fine.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm

Weech You aren’t one of the poor souls that think QB pressures isn’t a real stat are you? Oh wait… checks Cowboys sacks/pressure stats…

Carry on. I can see why you’d be confused.
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm

toodlum Concussed. Needs to pass the protocol. Unknown right now. Does it matter? He has been unimpressive this year.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:37 pm

cloisterwater You need a snickers.
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:37 pm

cloisterwater I never said they were “hollow”. just pointing out we have played and beat teams with a higher winning percentage. Lighten up Francis.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:37 pm

I had a vision of the future, the Redsksins win the Superbowl!!!!!!! in 2059, several years after Daniel Snyder is found dead from autoerotic asphyxiation in his office closet. Dallas, New York, and Philly all win 3-4 rings between now and then.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:38 pm

I’m always this way, don’t take it as me being angry.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:38 pm

You got an owner getting sued for rape and this is what you come up with?
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:38 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 Was he holding a picture of JJ?
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:39 pm

ChrisKeal cloisterwater he’s got a sandy vagina. Eagles fans are pretty testy after wins, much worse after losses.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:39 pm

Damn, I’ll never make it to 2059
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 6:39 pm

maybe we should just all admit that we have no idea what this league is from week to week….. explain the Steelers
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:39 pm

mytee316 Lawsuit was dismissed
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:39 pm

mytee316 DROPPED CHARGES BY THE WHORE.
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 6:39 pm

mytee316 consensual rape*
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm

Sir Squatch Toods will….
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm

Don LaCuntaine aren’t they all
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm

Don LaCuntaine mytee316 She consented by being in the state of Texas.
DJ NUGGZ

October 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm

boobs

that is all

cowboys sux
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm

Don LaCuntaine Sir Squatch Damn right I will
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm

But if you’re making a case that because the teams you beat had a higher win % that makes your wins better, shouldn’t you also have to factor in what teams the team you beat to get you record had to beat?
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm

How much money did that whore get from Jerry through some untraceable 3rd party I wonder? I am guessing low 6 figures.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 Obviously false, everyone knows the Eagles will NOT win a Super Bowl
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:41 pm

And yes, I realize this is probebly worded terribly.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:41 pm

ChrisKeal what has happened to him? lost confidence?
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:42 pm

ChrisKeal 6 bottles of Scotch. That is the only currency JJ knows.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:42 pm

ChrisKeal She is covered in glory now…. thanks to Jerrah’s glory hole. BTW, cloister’s been there.
ChrisKeal

October 27, 2014 at 6:42 pm

cwbinsd ChrisKeal IDK. Just not playing well. He gave up the big plays to Maclin AND Djack and many others. He has actually been getting picked on. He is struggling. Not sure why…
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:42 pm

ChrisKeal to be re-collected when she dies via a single car accident on an abandoned road, her car accident wounds suspiciously resembling bullet holes and knife wounds.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:43 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 Weird how she met Josh Brent at that party.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:43 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 you will be suspect #1
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:43 pm

him and Sherman to focused on bitching at each other over the offseason
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:43 pm

cwbinsd *Einy liked this*
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:44 pm

cwbinsd 22SnakePlissken5150 that’s why Jerry will pay me in cases of scotch months after the crime and the payment will be very indirect, deliveries to my brother.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:44 pm

Philly had a good run, but now it’s over. I’ve seen them do this before.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:44 pm

Keal, dafuck is up with the formatting?
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:45 pm

They’re done, stick a fork in um
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:45 pm

cloisterwater 4 seasons of 8-8 coming up
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:46 pm

It’s only half as good as the old formatting
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:46 pm

Sir Squatch ONLY HALF PAGE SIZED PORN PIC EMBEDS JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:46 pm

cloisterwater agreed. Oakland is trying to schedule them now.
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 6:46 pm

cloisterwater You’ve come to your senses.
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 6:46 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 cases of Ayahuasca*
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:47 pm

Sir Squatch cloisterwater I really liked that.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:48 pm

The bigger Cowboys fans egos get the bigger the pop and the more joy it brings to the rest of the division.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:49 pm

I really hate 10 point spreads. No NFL team should be that big a favorite.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:49 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, your first place Dallas Cowboys!
http://i.imgur.com/PPTWG53.jpg
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:49 pm

someone sounds nervous
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:50 pm

cloisterwater You just antagonized 60% of your base
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 6:50 pm

toodlum Most of the games this weekend….
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:50 pm

cloisterwater I love how the Eagles fans have that wonderful bitterness to fall back on when their own hopes are dashed.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:50 pm

cloisterwater not really.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:50 pm

Or… another way to tell it’s still October.
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:50 pm

Weech And your new Dallas Cowboys starting QB!
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:50 pm

Dallas was in first place the last three Octobers?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:50 pm

Will Philly or Dallas be in first tomorrow since they both will have the same record?
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:51 pm

mytee316 Get back in your fucking basement and like it 🙂
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:51 pm

try again
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:51 pm

mytee316 fail
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:51 pm

cwbinsd mytee316 Giants left the cellar door open. I’m shitting all over the top floor.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:51 pm

http://i.imgur.com/UI8MlS1.jpg
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:51 pm

Sir Squatch Brian Baldinger?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:51 pm

Weech So Philly?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:51 pm

in jail?
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:52 pm

You’ll get it buddy. Keep plugging away.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:52 pm

mytee316 nah they have all gotten out on good behavior
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:52 pm

Weech So Dallas will still be in the lead after tonight’s loss?
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:52 pm

This is a Dallas team that can bully it’s opponent. Pack the box. Go on, I dare you. Dallas will run it down your throat anyway.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:53 pm

lol. It takes you a while but you eventually get there. Good on ya, amigo.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:53 pm

Weech So Dallas will be ahead of Philly tomorrow even though both are 6-2?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:54 pm

Are they that amazing?
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 6:54 pm

The Busboys approve.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:54 pm

mytee316 Weech It’s the 6-2 we don’t see.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 6:55 pm

mytee316 well, they aren’t quite as special as the Skins are and their amazing 2 win record but they are pretty good.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 6:55 pm

They truly are. You’ll witness soon enough.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:55 pm

mytee316 even more. We have DAN BAILEY!!
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 6:55 pm

toodlum mytee316 ~DROPS MIC~
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:55 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 mytee316 one game winning streak…..
CourageWolfSez

October 27, 2014 at 6:56 pm

How the rest of the beast reacts to Skins fans homerism:
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:56 pm

Meanwhile, #Panthers sit atop NFC South at 3-4-1.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:56 pm

Eagles are 5-2 mytee
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:57 pm

CourageWolfSez Didn’t the Giants lose half their team to IR during the Bye?

Shut the motherwolf up.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:57 pm

Washington comes to town with a one game winning streak. This matches their best effort since 2012.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:57 pm

cloisterwater you’re not helping
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:57 pm

I was looking at guys like Shazier and Barr make plays yesterday. Both great players, no doubt. However, I wondered then what kind of impact Z-Mart has had on this team. I would say that Dallas wouldn’t be 6-1 right now if we had either Shazier or Barr. I mean, just the play of Parnell who was hot fucking garbage last season suggest Martin’s arrival has boosted this team’s OL play.
Weird thing to say about a rookie G vs. rookie LBs but I firmly believe that.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:57 pm

Washington’s starting QB is undefeated in that horror show you call a stadium.
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 6:58 pm

mytee316 Their division lead won’t last much longer
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:58 pm

So the East is going 1-3 this week? Brutal showing, brutal.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:58 pm

Mytee is a bit slow. Give him a break.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:58 pm

Sorry to bust mytee’s bubble, but 6-2 still beats 5-2.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:58 pm

Don LaCuntaine It might
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 6:58 pm

Again I’m all for drafting a RT this draft and salt the best oline in the game for the next 6 years.
CourageWolfSez

October 27, 2014 at 6:58 pm

Only their secondary, and it was mainly the nickel CBs.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:58 pm

DING DING DING DING
Zach Martin is the 2014 Dallas Cowboys MVP. No question about it.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 6:58 pm

Sir Squatch 1-2…. no giants game
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:58 pm

Giants are so bad they lose to the bye week.
Lupo

October 27, 2014 at 6:59 pm

Andre Williams couldn’t even run on the bye.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 6:59 pm

but…. COWBOYS!!!!
http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz7/bukkakeninjas/DH_zpscd0db245.gif
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 6:59 pm

toodlum They had 5 people go on IR. Pretty sure that’s a loss.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 6:59 pm

Good on you. Did you break out the abacus?
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 6:59 pm

Disposable HeRowe Might not be one available at 32
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 6:59 pm

Not sure if serious or…
he’s a monster.
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 6:59 pm

Weech Don’t sweat it too much. I look back at the Mo’ Clay pick as where we fucked up in not getting the LBs that would’ve made our defense so much better.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 6:59 pm

Has combining a player’s first initial and the first syllable of his last name really not jumped the shark yet?
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 7:00 pm

fingerbacus.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:00 pm

toodlum 7-1 beats all
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:00 pm

mytee316 I took my shoes off
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 7:00 pm

Disposable HeRowe so that’s where Bin Laden was hiding.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:00 pm

I still defend drafting Mo Clai not so much moving up to get him, though.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:00 pm

i was trying to trick ya’ll into agreeing that the Cowboys will be 6-2 tomorrow.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:00 pm

Weech mytee is serious, he likes Martin a lot
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:01 pm

Don LaCuntaine our lbers are fine, they are in year two of a new scheme and the best Lbers is a fucking ambulance drivers dream
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 7:02 pm

http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/chi/chicago-bears defensive end http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/13277/lamarr-houston ruptured an ACL while celebrating a sack of http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/16760/jimmy-garoppolo during the fourth quarter of the club’s http://espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=400554272 to the http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/ne/new-england-patriots on Sunday, Bears general manager Phil Emery confirmed Monday.
—
Isn;t this the 2nd of such injuries this season?
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 7:02 pm

and he has Jerry Jones and a mouse in his beard
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 7:02 pm

Weech It made sense at the time, but now that we have enough hindsight…
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:02 pm

https://twitter.com/SprowESPN https://twitter.com/SprowESPN/status/526791138200801280
– Lamarr Houston had played 72 straight NFL games.
– Stephen Tulloch had played 131 straight NFL games.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:02 pm

Disposable HeRowe I rememeber when Gus Ferrot punched the wall and broke his ahnd
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 7:03 pm

TRUE FACTOID: The Cowboys, Eagles, and Giants have had longer individual win STREAKS than the Skins have wins this season. Oh and Dallas has more wins this year than the Skins have had in their last 24 games combined.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:03 pm

I have amassed some great memories these past few years. Remember when Dallas drafted Frederick. The poor fools laughed. And Tyron Smith? They all thought JJ had lost his mind. And Zach Martin?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:03 pm

Just pacing ourselves. We have that luxury since the Giants are a walking hospital, Philly has Adrian and the Cowboys have Romo.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:03 pm

toodlum Don’t worry a couple more years and a lot of those memories you will forget
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 7:04 pm

nobody had an issue with 2/3 of those picks
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 7:04 pm

You mean ran headfirst into it?
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:04 pm

Of course. Hindsight is 20/20. I’ve given up on Mo. Had we taken a few LBs, we’d be in better shape.
However, that 2012 draft is looking more and more like a farce.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:04 pm

Zach Martin was the only pick there I liked. I understood the other two but they were both a bit of a reach at the time. Drafting a right tackle at #9? Who does that? Oh… Philly. But at #4.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:04 pm

Lupo is Mytee?
Finkel is Einhorn?
CourageWolfSez

October 27, 2014 at 7:05 pm

Been pacing yourselves for the past decade or so, I suppose.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:05 pm

And weech has a little dick. Anymore questions?
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 7:05 pm

And look at the teams in this division with winning records.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:05 pm

Weech RCU is beaster’s alter ego
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 7:05 pm

cwbinsd I’m merely saying that with hindsight now, we should’ve taken Kuechly after trading up instead of Mo.
Or, we could’ve stayed and got Kendricks or Wagner in the 2nd round while getting Dre Kirkpatrick or Chandler Jones in the first.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:06 pm

cloisterwater no… Smith was laughed at. Same reasons as Lane Johnson. Also, Frederick was laughed at. Same reasons as Marcus Smith.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:06 pm

It’s Redskins/Cowboys matchup day for sure! Bring on the vitriol, amigo!
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 7:06 pm

yes. about your certainty?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:06 pm

This sport isn’t about wins and losses. Silly Cloister.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:06 pm

mytee316 yes, how do you know about his dick size?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:07 pm

Weech If the glove fits
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:07 pm

mytee316 How do you know this/..
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:07 pm

cwbinsd mytee316 I’ve seen his gloves.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 7:07 pm

That’s shoes size…..
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 7:07 pm

I never laughed at the Smith pick…I’m willing to admit Frederick was fine being picked where he was. I can still laugh at JJ for not getting appropriate value.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:07 pm

Mytee asked to see it once. He was disappointed.
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:07 pm

Disposable HeRowe if you can’t choke the chicken, you must not be a whackin
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 7:08 pm

wtf?
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:08 pm

Disposable HeRowe it got a like so fuck you!!!
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:08 pm

So mytee posts an article then checks out your crotch if you comment? They say you learn something every day….
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:08 pm

Disposable HeRowe Mytee best friend is Rosie
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:09 pm

That’s it. I’m finding a Skins upset preview article for the next one.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:10 pm

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:10 pm

mytee316 look up. You posted it this morning
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:11 pm

BREAKING: @Marvel Casts Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange http://
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 7:11 pm
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 7:12 pm

worst sack celebration to injure yourself on….
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 7:12 pm

mytee316 KHAN!!!!!
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:12 pm

toodlum mytee316 I was going to use the actual pants color the Cowboys wear, whatever color that is… but it’s just too feminine so I used pink for the link colors.
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:12 pm

mytee316 You really don’t want to do that…no one walks out on that limb
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:12 pm

The last time the Cardinals started 6-1, they were members of the NFCE
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:13 pm

The Cardinals started 6-1 before?
CourageWolfSez

October 27, 2014 at 7:14 pm

Justin buys this by the crate.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:14 pm

mytee316 early 70’s… I think
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:14 pm

Splooz pumps and bottles his own.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm

Weech Not…. he bottles bullmilk, not buttermilk
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm

toodlum 1976? Dan Dierdorff et.al.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm

Why can’t I have coworkers like this?
http://i.imgur.com/q0DAtPM.jpg?1
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm

toodlum Won the division in 74 I think.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:16 pm

Splooz should be snow skiing by next weekend
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 7:16 pm

I would put my spread on wonder bread.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 7:16 pm

Weech because of the restraining order
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:16 pm

Weech because none of them are Mexican?
Cunt Scratch Fever

October 27, 2014 at 7:17 pm

Weech because nobody wants to mow lawns in Halloween costumes
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:17 pm

Weech Because they have a choice?
Sir Squatch

October 27, 2014 at 7:17 pm

Tough to mow lawns like that
22SnakePlissken5150

October 27, 2014 at 7:17 pm

cwbinsd toodlum Dallas won the div in 76, Not sure if the Cardinals went to the PO that year.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 7:17 pm

thanks for the specificity…I would have been lost if you just said skiing
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:17 pm

Glad to see everyone has originality to their responses.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:17 pm

cwbinsd toodlum DD was one dirty MF.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 7:19 pm

which character is the orange bodysuit with flames from? was Ferrell in a superhero movie?
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:19 pm

Weech probably has that picture painted on his trimmer.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 7:19 pm

you mow lawns
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:20 pm

cloisterwater We don’t have a lot of snow blowers in Texas.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:21 pm

My manscaper?
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:22 pm

c’mon stb!
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:22 pm

Weech Don’t go full mytee
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:22 pm

Here are the other ones they’ve done. I needed help with the Johnny Depp ones.
http://i.imgur.com/sIAO8G0.jpg?1
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:23 pm

Weech never knew you were gay
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:24 pm

Maclin must really like Gatorade
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:24 pm

Kelly knows how to get a wide out lost in space
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:25 pm

mytee316 Bob should learn to slide like that.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:25 pm

And if it appears I’m stalking them, the answer is yes. I am.
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 7:25 pm

He’ll make a splash on their marketing table.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 7:25 pm

And touchdowns.
Gatorade and touchdowns.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 7:25 pm

Weech That blonde Mugatu…
YNWA148

October 27, 2014 at 7:25 pm

tood can I get a translation?
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:26 pm

You don’t manscape your never-parts? The Mrs. will be overjoyed, cdubb.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:26 pm

My favorite as well.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:27 pm

YNWA148 I googled it. No results
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 7:27 pm

Weech And the one to the far left. Even without the penguin tux. Especially without the penguin tux.
YNWA148

October 27, 2014 at 7:28 pm

I could of sworn this is how he attempted every throw. https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane
Here’s a prime example of Nick Foles needlessly backpedaling and throwing off back foot. Threw inc on 3d down in 3d:
Disposable HeRowe

October 27, 2014 at 7:29 pm

That is famous fade away jumper…
cwbinsd

October 27, 2014 at 7:30 pm

toodlum IDK about gatorade but those smoothies can mask a concussion
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:30 pm

KOBE!
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:31 pm

would said stats be thrown while backpedaling?
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:32 pm

Washington should just forfeit tonight, and start planning for Minny next week.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 7:33 pm

huh?
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:33 pm

When weech hedges his bets, he uses real hedges.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 7:34 pm

Is someone angry because they made a foolish comment they couldn’t back up this morning?
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:35 pm

Penguin, Shake Shack was very very good. Expensive and small, but very good. Have you had Don Antonio’s on 50th and 8th? Amazing Napolitano pizza there.
JosephR2225

October 27, 2014 at 7:37 pm

Then forfeit that game also, and start planning for next year.
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 7:37 pm

We wished that when you tried to make jokes you would use real humor.
penguinfarmer

October 27, 2014 at 7:38 pm

Never had Don Antonio’s. Which Shake Shack did you go to and how long did you have to wait?
#InJayWeTrust

October 27, 2014 at 7:39 pm

IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!! In a matter of HOURS…..Bleacher Report is releasing their newest 2015 NFL mock draft!!!!!
HailBandG

October 27, 2014 at 7:39 pm

Mexicans don’t have to wait for restaurant food. They just knock on the back door and give their order to their cousin.
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:40 pm

Went to the one right by WTC. Didn’t wait at all. Went on a rainy Wednesday afternoon.
PoopNinja

October 27, 2014 at 7:41 pm

You might be able to get through that slideshow before the draft actually starts.
toodlum

October 27, 2014 at 7:43 pm

#InJayWeTrust I’ve read this three times. It seems sadder, every time I read it.
YNWA148

October 27, 2014 at 7:43 pm

Make sure you post a link on here
mytee316

October 27, 2014 at 7:43 pm

https://spikedkoolaid.com/2014/10/washington-redskins-dallas-cowboys-monday-night-football-preview/
YNWA148

October 27, 2014 at 7:46 pm

The new version Sux!
Weech

October 27, 2014 at 7:52 pm

fuck the PR food. there was pizza, steak, and burgers to be had.

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