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Sir Squatch
That would be because they haven’t built a dam or any water retention since the 1960’s (while the population has what, tripled?), so 75% of Cali’s rainwater runs right down the streams & rivers and into the ocean, but, the Snail Darters are happy.
Sir Squatch
Here’s the SST (Sea Surface Temp) ‘anomaly’ map. That orange ‘finger’ in the central Pacific is a classic El Nino configuration with warm water moving west across the Pacific
Wel, okay, let me amend my eubonics statement of earlier.
If ODBJ & Prince don’t play, the Giants ‘befucked’
Matt Mosley & Eli M
I don’t care. Prince came up with a pectoral injury that may keep him out for 3 or so games and ODBJ has that ‘Miles Austin hammy’ thing going. ODBJ is lucky it’s a ‘Miles Austin hammy’ and not a ‘Matt Johnson’ hammy thing.
Syria is a disator for Obama now the Cubans are fighting with the Russians
SOOOOOOO glad the Jays won last night! Not just cuz it was good for the team, city & country, but cuz losing the way that they could have on that BS throwing error by Martin would’ve SUCKED
I will say this though: The throwing of debris onto the field by fans was not cool regardless of how upsetting it was. Glad it worked out in spite of it all. Maybe the fans losing their shit + the beisball gods exacting some karma gave the Jays the last push they needed.
BRING ON THE ROYALS
Cowboys Sux
Morning Fuckers
you guys were talking about pick plays, Matt Bowen did an article yesterday on them….
But which teams run it the best? Let’s start with the http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/gb/green-bay-packers,http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/phi/philadelphia-eagles and http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/chi/chicago-bears
However, if I had to pick a top team that consistently produces with pick routes, it’s the Patriots.
I agree that the Patriots — and the rest of the NFL — are constantly pushing the envelope with these pick routes. But complaining about them from a defensive perspective won’t get you anywhere. These concepts can still be shut down when defensive secondaries and linebackers communicate, use the proper technique and physically win on the release.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Lupo ….and let me say….FUCK BRADY!
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I’m told https://twitter.com/hashtag/Giants?src=hash CB Prince Amukamara has a partial tear in his pectoral area. It could keep him out a minimum of 3 to 4 weeks. Will monitor.
Too busy this morning. I’ll catch up with you knuckleheads at lunch.
Matt Mosley & Eli M Hey
We reppin the AL East good yo!
Rangers Suck
Joey Bats Bat flip last night was the coolest thing EVER
http://deadspin.com/jose-bautistas-righteous-bat-flip-is-the-only-thing-tha-1736602858
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK ACT LIKE YOU’VE BEEN THERE BEF….oh wait…you haven’t….
I like it. It’s the playoffs, elimination game. Live it up, big man.
This is one of those “unwritten rules” in baseball that are just silly to me.
the unwritten rules state you’re not allowed to have fun.. just ask Brian McCann…. unless you’re taunting a guy I have no issue with any celebration, pitcher or batter…
Jets 10 – Redskins 6
Bye Week 6 – Cowboys 0
Eagles 48 – Giants 13
Lupo
But not when teams use the Ref in his new position behind the LBs as a ‘5th’ WR
Local sports radio has stopped bashing Weeden to bash Canadian baseball fans today. Nice change of pace
Flyers fans were chanting, “She said No!” at Patrick Kane all game last night
I didn’t say he wasn’t allowed to do it, I just thought it was stupid.
Rob Ford was seen throwing his crack pipe on the field to
Matt Mosley & Eli M
along with 15,000 Iranians & 10-12,000 Hezbollah troops, who are going to take out the ‘moderate’, non-ISIS groups first.
Matt Mosley & Eli M
I bow to the eloquence of your refutation of my premise.
What did the local media have to say about the murdering at the Cowboys tailgate?
Oh, I don’t know. Maybe not. I always assume being shot in the head leads to death, but that’s not always the case. What did they say about it anyway? Brush it under the rug and talk about the animals that yell at people wearing cowboys jerseys at the LInc?
ESPN now reporting the Prince has a partial tear of his pectoral (didn’t say which one) and he is out for at least 3 weeks, maybe more
I didn’t know the Cowboys had a bye week… I still stand by my prediction that they lose…
Matt Mosley & Eli M
Why are they wasting their breath bashing the Cowboys backup QB. They should be concentrating on the new starter.
” man shot at cows game….something….something…Santa….something….snowballs…”
– Dallas media.
cloisterwater I didn’t mind it simply because of the inning that was. To look at what happened in the top half of the 7th & think that could’ve resulted in a Jays loss to that was awesome & deserved a Fuck You Rangers bat flip
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Na, now that Hardy & Ro are back, they’ll destroy the bye weeks QB
Rangers eliminated in style
Astros curb-stomped to get eliminated
Cassell named starting QB
Rough day for Texas yesterday
Kellys_Chipadelphia
Exactly. The bye week’s QB is a woman & her O line is a house. Tailor made for the dynamic duo
It’s not really a big deal either way. I understand you’re excited. Enjoy the win.
cloisterwater Call those 3 errors karmic if you want
But Hamels pitched well & didn’t deserve to go down like that
But Sam Dyson? Fuck that guy
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Cue Giants fanss next week whining about the unfairness of the Boys off a bye and their ‘short week’.
I don’t like the Jays chances against the royals…
Randy Gregory returned to practice yesterday, another pass rusher to bolster the Dallas defensive front.
I’m fairly certain he’ll play against the Giants, not quite so sure about Dez.
“McFadden Acknowledges RB Drop-off”
Well thank you, Captain Obvious
Fiversons No Spin Zone I do
They won the season series against them 4-3
AND they beat the Royals 3 of the last 4
Enjoy the ride on the bandwagon bro
THIS WAS THE CRAZIEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN.
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/10/pandemonium-erupts-in-toronto-as-strange-catcher-throwback-play-results-in-run.html#comment-1411266
Also, Joey fucking Bats is the MAN.
Lupo Understandably
He better not stand outside of Cowboys Stadium anytime soon
“With the season-ending injury to http://www.dallascowboys.com/team/players/roster/lance-dunbar,
McFadden seemingly has taken over that role as the third-down back. He
caught nine passes last week against the Patriots, mostly coming from
check-down throws late in the game.”
That, in a nutshell, explains why Weeden was benched. In the 4th Qtr, down by 2-3 scores and Weeden is throwing lots of ‘check down’ passes. That was not the time to make the ‘safe’ throw. even if you end up getting picked, you have to take the shots.
DJ NUGGZ So nice, I’m posting this TWICE
http://deadspin.com/jose-bautistas-righteous-bat-flip-is-the-only-thing-tha-1736602858
“http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11931886/Male-brain-is-programmed-to-seek-out-sex-over-food.html”
Well, yes, another ‘Duh’ study
The real trick is to combine the two.
I have always found pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted cured meats.
The Dolphins are spending $32M in 2015 cap dollars on their defensive line (4th highest in the NFL). Through 5 games, they have 1 sack.
at least it was a real sack. the last two games, the only sacks given up have been made-up zero yard sacks.
He might be a bitch, but they shouldn’t count. They are obviously coverage sacks where the QB gets back to the LOS, but the official scorer feels the need to credit the tackler with a sack.
weird.. I always though there had to be a loss of yardage to qualify for a sack
They can probably always claim that the QB lost an inch or something. Sometimes they go back during the week and give more sacks (and very rarely take one away). But it’s all about number inflation in the NFL.
I went from a loss to a tie due to a stat correction on D this year in FFB
HailBandG https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN/status/654654778849398794https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN/status/654654778849398794
https://twitter.com/Sir_Squatchin The NFL credits a sack even if QB scrambles back to line of scrimmage.
Lupo I really thought the entire point of a sack was QB TFL, guess it’s TFL or not?
If it wasn’t for zero yard sacks, how would shitty pass rushers get their 5-7 sacks per year and convince dumb teams to keep them around because “potential”?
HailBandG I’d love to see a stat that took that into account
HailBandG
and part of the NFL Front Office conspiracy against Washington
Bill_In_FL If Snyder changed the name, we would have a 50% buy in from the NFL on a brand new stadium, be the least penalized team in the league and have 0 sacks against us.
FFB talk….
If you had Jimmy Graham, would you consider dropping him for another player?
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
Which player? If it’s like Weeden or something, then no.
Probably not; the upside is still decent and there’s a chance you could sucker someone into a decent trade. But I wouldn’t object to letting him ride the bench for a couple weeks.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Depends on the player. I don’t think Wilson will ever fully utilize him.
Sir Squatch For a WR
Olsen is my other TE & he’s already had his bye week…
JosephR2225 Granted. But I can’t think of anyone that is TE needy. And Graham is kinda expendable right now.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Negative. Can’t justify it based on where you drafted him and his upside.
U should wait until the fantasy master aka Justin logs on…
DJ NUGGZ Granted. But I’m also looking at my team at this time, looking at how he sucks in Seattle. And wondering if I’ll actually use him outside of a bye week flex play
Give the OL a little more time to gel. Even shitty OLs can pull it together as the season moves along, which means more points for Graham.
It does kind of feel like a similar setup to the game last year… but the Eagles were 4-1 last year not 2-3, so until they start actually playing well with any kind of consistency, I’ll still be nervous.
Lupo With no Prince, it might get ugly
Especially if the OL plays like they did last week
no Prince… no Cruz… if ODB doesn’t play there’s no excuse for the Eagles
Agreed… The rest of the division is counting on y’all…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Fiversons with the hard hitting reporting
Sounding more and more like Fells might lose part of his leg.
Sir Squatch It’s odd that we get such detailed medical reporting on a private matter….and incredibly varied reporting from “he’s lost parts of his foot” to “he’s lost his entire foot” to “now he’s going to lose his leg”
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ “He’s missing a finger” “two fingers” “an entire hand” “maybe he’s got some stubs?”
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Sir Squatch He was on Tampa once, but this is not connected. From the sound of it, a cortisone shot that wasn’t properly sterilzed
Lupo I’m leaning towards the Eagles for my survivor pick.
Although the Jets (sorry Fivers) & Bengals are in the lead…
the HIPPA rules are murky as hell when it comes to pro sports… we shouldn’t know any of this shit
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Not at all, I cracked a joke early on about that but MRSA is a serious issue in hospitals.
Lupo Depends on who is saying what, HIPAA is a weird set of laws.
I have to take a HIPPA training module every year for my job and I don’t get how the public knows so much info about the players ailments…. you can’t share anything
Lupo Probably leak from agents / people close to the situation and not actual medical officials.
Schefter tweeting out a fucking picture was a huge deal.
Dongtavious Steelwang Lupo But still not a HIPAA violation. Again, confusing laws but if the information is being provided by a non-HIPAA entity, there is no privacy violation (in the eyes of the law)
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Lupo Right, what Schefter did isn’t (even if it seemed like a dick move to “confirm his source”), but it’s more of a question of who had to leak JPP’s medical record directly to Schefter, which is the bigger issue.
https://twitter.com/RVacchianoNYDNhttps://twitter.com/RVacchianoNYDN
Will Odell Beckham be able to practice at all this week? “We’ll see,” Coughlin said.
Because you asked earlier Cloister
http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/13891634/man-shot-dallas-cowboys-stadium-new-england-patriots-game-dies
I highly recommend that Elvis Andrus does not go anywhere near Cowboys Stadium. Or leave his house altogether for awhile
cloisterwater And they say Philly is bad….at least we didn’t have a bunch of people goading on someone to kill a guy.
We don’t need to lump a whole city into the bad behavior of a few people like people do with Philly. Philly has become the low hanging fruit for anything uncivil.
https://twitter.com/BleedingGreen https://twitter.com/BleedingGreen/status/654660288969445376
RUMOR: New Star Wars trailer could air during Eagles-Giants game on MNF http://t.co/eC2Hsps0t7
cloisterwater I know. People are shitty everywhere.
I’m not even a big star wars geek, but the new one looks like it’s gonna be good.
It’s also hard to blame people from Dallas for this as we all know most Cowboys fans aren’t from there.
I’m not even a small Star Wars fan in fact I didn’t watch any of them until my wife kinda forced me to watch one a few years ago and could give a rats ass about this but I know a few people here love that shit.
Luke: “Look at him. He’s headed for that small moon.”
Han: “I think I can get him before he gets there. He’s almost in range.”
Obi-Wan: “That’s no moon. It’s Eli’s helmet.
I liked the original 3 because I was a small kid back then so they were cool. The latest 3 were awful. This one could be too for all I know.
I have never been into Sci Fi. It might have something to do with my brother taking over the TV to watch Star Trek when I was younger. I hated that show and swore off anything that came close.
cloisterwater This one looks like it’s going back to its roots with practical effects and not green-screen dancing Yoda.
It doesn’t matter who starts at RB… It’s a mute point…
They need to get either an offensive line that can open a hole or a RB that can get yards after contact like Demarco did last season.
This is fucked up in so many ways.https://twitter.com/NBCSports https://twitter.com/NBCSports/status/654557950430703616
Khloe Kardashian will reportedly make medical decisions for Lamar Odom. Divorce not finalized. http://t.co/TvptMzIH5v
I don’t know why you say that. Over the past few weeks Weeden looked pretty much the same as Romo. The O-line and RB play is to blame more than anything.
Hey Justin,
Should I drop Jimmy Graham?
I need your expert advice
Text “Live” to #551341 if you think Lamar should stay on the ventilator
Text “Die” to #551341 if you think they should take Lamar off life support
Standard messaging and data rates may apply.
Thanks for one-upping me. I feel better as a person now.
I’m already wondering if he dropped Frank Gore for Christine Michael.
Much offense, Justin.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Only a matter of time until Justin changes his name to J Gu and starts charging for fantasy advice.
Justin has been doing well in his league. Why do you guys bust his fantasy balls so much?
cloisterwater It’s reality entertainment I don’t have to pay money for, only my time and productivity.
….wait a minute.
https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/654680516935847936
Odell Beckham (hamstring) will miss Giants practice Thursday http://t.co/HWggehjjlg
The Eagles’ pass rush could cause problems for the Giants
http://t.co/rx0kw8pSgE http://t.co/RrFR70Eg5dhttps://twitter.com/BleedingGreen/status/654627878655688704https://twitter.com/BleedingGreen/status/654627878655688704
cloisterwater Wonder what he’s whispering in Eli’s earhole
This really all depends on the coverage. The Eagles haven’t been getting a whole lot of pressure on QBs with quick releases. Brees held the ball longer than he ususally does.
Key as it usually is with QBs with quick releases is to crush the middle of the line.
cloisterwater
yep, Eli has issues when pressured. Over the last 3-4 years he’s been in the top 3 of passing when not pressured, the absolute worst when pressured.
Free Chase Utley
Randle isn’t exactly a big threat when he’s healthy. Eli is also getting the ball out ridiculously fast. the 9ers were getting around the edge half of their snaps but they still didn’t get a sack.
He has to hold onto it. Shoulder injury forces him to wait until the receiver is clearly open.
rep138 Free Chase Utley
Average of 1.79 sec in the Nin’ers game.
Eagles LBs vs. Vereen should be a good matchup to watch. This is where Kiko and Kendricks being out could hurt.
There are 16 teams that run a 3-4 and utilize a true NT. I’d be interested to see if you could honestly name 3 that are better
Has anybody from the University of Southern California contacted you about the football team’s head coaching job?
Kelly’s answer was equally straightforward.
“No.”
Any other schools? South Carolina?
“No, no, no.”
Kelly joked about the “North Texas State Armadillos” being the only team that had contacted him.
JosephR2225 Just what someone who was in talks to go to USC would say
cloisterwater It’s crazy how hard it is to find a good one. It’s also why not many teams run 3-4 since talent at the nose is so difficult to find.
https://twitter.com/ZBerm https://twitter.com/ZBerm/status/654681346011336704
Chip answered questions about USC, Texas, Fla. jobs in past 2 years. He knew questions are coming. “Let’s talk about another college.”
Just about every college that has a vacancy is interested in him.
Logan is kinda unique too in terms out his nimbleness and relative speed while also being pretty unmovable.
cloisterwater Wilfork was a fantastic NT. He allowed for Belichick to run with a hybrid 3-4 / 4-3 because he’s that versatile.
Wilfork was great, I wasn’t implying otherwise. They are just different molds. Logan is much more of an athlete than Wilfork. Wilfork couldn’t be moved.
The rumors aren’t going to go away. Every team that loses their head coach wants Chip because they feel he is the best. The reason you don’t here them about Garrett, Gruden and Coughlin is nobody wants them.
Great Wall tomorrow morning. Pollution here is palpable.
I hate you Zach.
It was an actual argument yesterday. I didn’t realize you were just joking.
JosephR2225
Sabin: “I AM NOT GOING TO BE THE COACH AT ALABAMA”
three days before quitting the Dolphins and becoming the coach at Alabama
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17034243/25 minutes ago
This is fucked up in so many ways.https://twitter.com/NBCSports https://twitter.com/NBCSports/status/654557950430703616
Khloe Kardashian will reportedly make medical decisions for Lamar Odom. Divorce not finalized. http://t.co/TvptMzIH5v
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So, he’s gonna die
RIP Lamar Odom
https://twitter.com/Giants https://twitter.com/Giants/status/654674268899315712https://twitter.com/Giants/status/654674268899315712
Randle, Pugh, Ayers and Selvie will practice today. Kennard, Beckham, Beason, Cruz, Casillas will not. https://twitter.com/hashtag/Giants?src=hash
make sure you try as many street vendors as possible.. best food there
Any Philadelphia Sixers fans left?
Keep your eyes on Christian Wood; he got skills.
Proof that Mo Claiborne s cover skills are what we thought they were. http://i.imgur.com/hHbYxQJ.gif
I like him.. but they’d have to cut or trade someone with a guaranteed deal to keep him
Lupo Clearly he only does that because he gets targets.
Is it true that the Eagles 63 million dollar man Byron Maxwell is the worst corner in the division. Or does it just seem that way based on his play?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GowgyTS1gE4
Starts at 1:14 on Byron
Itsmebeenthereagain [img]http://i.imgur.com/Qfac2S3.jpg[/img]
he has played well enough to make it a discussion… the coach wants to keep him, not sure what Hinkie will do
Shitrant is talking about the Sixers while watching his Dallas Mavs suck. The Sixers are building a contender while the Mavs are falling into oblivion.
BAYLESS: WE NEED MORE BAT FLIPS
Skip Bayless said on First Take of Jose Bautista’s bat flip for the ages: “It was the greatest bat flip I’ve ever seen. … They need those bat flips. That will bring the next generation of kids to the ballpark and to the television to watch baseball.”
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I agree Skip. I agree
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK I have no issue with it in that time and place, but lets be honest, he threw the bat, he didn’t flip it.
Sir Squatch Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK He pimped that home run!
Sir Squatch Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK “FUCK YOU, BAT!”
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK I see nothing wrong with the bat flip. The problem is players have been brought up to know it doesn’t belong in the game and if they do it the pitcher will retaliate at some point. Players have to either agree to do it or not.
Lupo It’s the last period of time he remembers Romo was healthy. Forgive him.
Hey shitrant – have you heard anything about Byron Maxwell since week 2? Didn’t think so.
I don’t understand what is so offensive about a bat flip, but then again I don’t u deseans why anyone watches baseball…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Man, teleworking has you in the booze early.
Fiversons No Spin Zone But you’re not playing the game the right way!
-Angry Cardinal Fans grasping for relevance
cloisterwater Why do you question this guy? [img]http://i.imgur.com/1Ofvknw.jpg[/img]
I imagine its because his boss can monitor his computer use.
Because I don’t want any of the crazy shit I say to come back to me by my employer…
I did until it broke, and work gave me a really nice one… So I said fuck it, I’m not buying another one… All real business I need to do on the work laptop anyways…
https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/654692621470691328https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/654692621470691328
Redskins hoping and praying for miraculous healings along the line. Face the possibility of starting Ty Nsekhe at LT and LeRibeus at C.
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#Fucked
They’re gonna need some extra clapping by Cousins in his pregame speech.
http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/redskinsblog/redskins-wr-ryan-grant-shoulders-blame-sundays-costly-pick-6
Grant takes full responsibility for the game-ending pick-six.
Monz Venus No other teams in the East understand what it’s like to have this many injuries!
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You know we aren’t watching what you are watching, right?
Sir Squatch Monz Venus Licht with a broken thumb. SMH. He played with it last week, too. Not good. Silverback with a “spine”? WTF is that supposed to mean?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ See those billion dollar soccer franchises which have Fly Emirates prominently displayed on their uniforms?
That’s really all you need to know.
Oh, and if you thought that commercial was nuts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQLG37rM5hw
Cloister you know I got nothing against the Eagles but when somebody gets rolling with a single play from a Cowboy player, and tries to make something of it, I just GOT to get in on the fun. You understand right?
Dongtavious Steelwang Pssshhh, soccer is just a fad, will never last.
“I have nothing against the Eagles”
*brings up 50 line diatribe on why Miles Austin is the Eagles best receiver*
“…and that’s why I’m literally Hitler”
Yet you posted this.
Updated All Beast Team Rankings CBs (as predicted this off season by yours truly):
Mo Claiborne
and the rest
THEN
Byron Maxwell; I.e. “The Return of the Toast”
And another classic Shitrant.
The Cowboys with Weeden, have a FAR superior team to the *Pats, with jimmy G. And yet, NONE of the “fans” here were projecting the *Pats to be under .500 in their games without Brady.
So, all this nonsense, about the cowboys, FAR superior team, being doomed because romo is gone, is just haters gone wild.
But that’s alright, it will make the victories that much sweeter.
today’s oline at practice
michael phillips @michaelpRTD 27m27 minutes ago
NFL career games/starts
LT Nsekhe – 4/0
LG Long – 7/2
C LeRibeus – 17/1
RG Scherff – 5/5
RT Moses – 13/6
Eagles secondary > Cowboys secondary. We’ll just leave it at that.
And this. LOL
Well, they’ll be 4-1 going into break, 5-1 after the giants game.
Far. I can go right now.
HailBandG Fuckin fucky fuck! How the hell am I supposed to watch that shit with any kind of hope at all?!?!
And this BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHA.
So, here’s how I see it now:
Cowboys have best OLine and defense playing well. Cowboys play next game at home, against team playing second game on road.
Atlanta so predictable on offense and defense and have ONE strength; Mattie Ice to Julio. Cowboys win, then won following week against really poor NO team.
Ought to be 4-0 coming home to lose to NE. Then bye, and victory at home vs Giants.
By then Defense gets Calvary back with McClain, Gregory, Hardy.
After that…who knows.
ShitRant at his best… LOL
I remember when people talked smack about Scandrick, and ignored the fact that he became a great corner right under their noses. Like Mo is becoming. And the ignorant, will demand that the Cowboys “upgrade” (as if finding even decent corners is simple) and Mo goes on to become an even better corner.
Now, the team understands how well he’s playing, just ask marinelli, but the ignorant just go on chirping. And this doesn’t even include the know nothing’s from teams like we have in this division that wouldn’t know a good corner if it bit them in the Maxwell.
What does he care? Not like he’ll be coaching there next year
ShitRant at his best
Best bet of week is Bills over *NE at pick ’em.
I predict Bills win by 10.
His defending the Chiefs bet that hindsight is 20/20 even though I told him it was a terrible bet before any games were played is my favorite.
Dez reports to practice today. He is gonna play next sunday and now the Giants won’t have Prince, Cruz and a OBJ with a hamstring issue
Dealer: You’ve got 20!
Peter: Hit me
Dealer: 21!!
Peter: Hit me, hit me.
Dealer: That’s 30
Peter: Hit me
Didn’t shitrant predict the boys would go 5-2 without Romo?
What a boob…
Fiversons No Spin Zone But he predicted the Cowboys would beat the Pats by 10
Well they should’ve beat the Saints and I see no reason they can’t win the next 4 games
You really don’t have much left to hold on to, do you?
Another classic Shitrant that proves he knows nothing.
Any Eagle fans wishing they’d have kept their old players (and Andy) after tonight?
I mean, Foles (and a second) McCoy’ Maclin, Cole, Herrimen, Mathis, Boykin?
They could have used all those guys.
Thanks Jeff and Chip!
1 month ago on https://spikedkoolaid.com/20-best-players-in-the-beast-part-2/
honeybadger23 With his frequent typos I just assume he’s drunk.
No difficult games. Giants Seahawks Eagles Bucs….not exactly a tough schedule
Free Chase Utley Like I said before….
If I could use Shitrant’s useless, misguided, incorrect/innaccurate, bullshit opinions as toilet paper, I’d never run out
It’s sad that I think the Bucs will be a tougher game than the Seahawks.
Beaster is good at making up nonsense but this is what he said.
Seattle Seahawks
@Seahawks
The Seattle Seahawks have suspended Derrick Coleman indefinitely pending further information.
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That was fast
So you admit they’re not particularly good on their own.
LOL Shitrant.
Alright, times up. Put your pencils down (crayons for Kelly)
The answer is:
Kansas City Chiefs. 40-1
Great defense, great RB, good OLine, very good TE, good coach, good (enough) QB, and very good home field advantage.
Plus, if you believe, like I do, that the a broncos are headed downhill fast, then the Chiefs are a favorite to win that division.
Context my friend context; with Romo and Dez and *NE playing Himmy G
@SeifertESPN: Updated penalty frequency for each #NFL referee crew through Week 5.http://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/654704005986160640/photo/1
BWAAAHAAAHAHAHA Shitrant.
It appears * Brady now understands how untenable his claim is; according to Ian Rappapprt Brady came to the hearing today, ready to offer that he would accept a 1 game suspension for failing to cooperate.
The nFL was ready to reduce his suspension to 2 games, but required that he agree to the Wells report findings.
One more thing; when he loses, as he will, the chances for an injunction, when *Bradys appeal is filed, are worse than bad.
Redskins have Pete Morelli this weekend.
Giants-Eagles have Carl Cheffers
Eagles OL was great when AJ Feeley and Jeff Garcia played in place of McNabb. ANd they were starting Thrash, Pinkston, and the like.
Nice team Shitrant.
Here’s my lineup in a PPR auction league where we got $260 to spend
Tannehill $23
Brandon Cooks. $49
Jordan Matthews. $34
Latavius Murray. $28 (steal)
Joe Randle. $40
Gronk. $59
Browns D. $1
Dan Bailey. $3
And reserves. Only one of note
Terrence Williams. $6
Cleveland has had a very nice OL in recent years without a good QB or WR to speak of.
Sir Squatch They all suck but Walt Anderson is the fucking WORST
Free Chase Utley Don’t like Tannehill this week. Cooks tonight at least gives you something to watch. I like Murray and Gronk…Browns D IN Denver though?
“Brady will get either a 1 or at most a 2 game suspension”
choyboy0724 Not necessarily a particular position group though…
You can stop now shitrant. We get it, you’re extremely annoying.
If your record isn’t good then all groups weren’t good enough
Free Chase Utley cloisterwater Especially when there are dart throws like Carcandrickzard West out there.
Record for a team sport is zero support for your argument, thanks for agreeing with me and proving Cloisters point.
cloisterwater Yeah but I have to think at some point they show up.
you guys aren’t realizing that this is ShitRant’s year long FFB team he drafted in August…. Beater is making fun of him
Iseeallbeenthere Ah. For some reason I thought this was DFS not a drafted league. Not a bad squad. QB sucks but that and TE have been crap all year anyway.
Cincy is only 5-0. LOL Shitrant….
So it’s just about, no, it IS prediction time around here, and although most of my predictions about team finishes are based on betting, which means including odds, I will make my predictions for the East without taking that into consideration.
These predictions are for entertainment purposes only, so any losses anyone sustains based in whole, or in part, on these predictions are strictly the responsibility of the individual.
First up AFC North:
BEST BET TO WON DIVISION:
Cleveland Browns at PLUS 1200 (that’s 12-1 for the uninitiated)
Now, before you start…ok, WHILE you’re laughing consider this: 3 of the toughest 5 schedules in the NFL this coming season belong to the Steelers, the Ravens, and the Bengals. Also, and as most people probably don’t know, the Browns started last year at 6-3 (in the division lead) with Brian Hoyer as the QB. They had also by that time lost all pro center Alex Mack (who is returning this year).
Most importantly, the rest of the division comes with lots of problems; Pittsburg is without Bell and a bryant for 2 and 4 games respectively and lost Pouncey for the year and their defense is a mess. Cinncinati…well Andy Dalton and Marvin Lewis, the worst coach in the NfL tell the whole story.
Pretty much leaves a baltimore, and whatever you might think of them, with basically no WRs, and a very old Justin Forsett, they aren’t world beaters.
Cleveland at 12-1 is a VERY live dog.
Oh, plus they have the best defense in the division and the best OLine in the division (yes Baltimore is close).
Free Chase Utley TL;DR
http://i.imgur.com/HVNBWD5.gif?noredirect
“Eagles WRs are one of the best position groups in the league”
I guess somebody needed to take RCUs place. It’s the natural order of things.
LOL Shitrant.
So here’s the instant post game analysis:
*Pats OLine is bad,* Pats have no receivers, *Brady doesn’t react well to pressure,, *Pats have no secondary, *Pats run defense is adequate at best, *Pats have a very average running game.
Had the Cowboys had Romo, and NO Dez, the Cowboys win by 10.
Dez and Romo?
Cowboys 38-23
cloisterwater been on the internet for ages…you used to be able to type a particular number into google and when you hit enter to search it would take you directly to this dude dancing with music playing
Ralph Vacchiano
@RVacchianoNYDN
Kelly added “I hope someday to be like Coach Coughlin and win enough games where I can stay around long enough without speculation.”
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LOL, didn’t see this.
This is just giving the Pats more bulletin board material for Sunday
https://twitter.com/nflnetworkhttps://twitter.com/nflnetwork
“Once we put it all together, we’ve got the talent in this room to win games”
– Matt Cassel http://t.co/JnBggsHgmv
LOL
cloisterwater He’s talking about the cyborg QB he’s building to replace Romo.
cloisterwater Now that’s confidence! He needs to get in pregame and start clapping!
I think the Nationals would make a playoff run next year if they hired Charlie Manuel. I don’t know if he still wants to manage and I’d hate it, but they should kick the tires on him imo. I don’t care if he’s older than toods.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Did you not see that damn Blue Jays/Rangers seventh inning?
lol nice… I was one for about 10 years…. I’m a terrible lapsed Catholic
I meant breaks from SKA so you can actually get some work done.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Scared your parents will hear your boyfriend moaning?
Didn’t the NFL outlaw the flip into the endzone a year or two ago?
cloisterwater Well he does have a cat avatar. They kinda shit and sleep all day.
5 sales guys?????? “You want these strawberries? No? OK , F you.” Next call.
https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog/status/654715048212885509https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog/status/654715048212885509
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Redskins?src=hash haven’t won on the road in a calendar year and now half the team is injured. This will not be the week I finally predict a win.
How hard could it be? “Strawberries are delicious” “Gimme 5 baskets”
“We don’t allow our migrant workers to poop on our strawberries”
Lupo I specifically called out poop, nothing else. See, I’m the greatest sales person ever.
Really? I saw him get thrown out of a gig once.
http://i.imgur.com/XnPYc8L.gif
https://twitter.com/Giantshttps://twitter.com/Giants
“Philly will be loud. They’ll be fired up. We have to get off to a fast start and calm them down.” – Eli Manning http://t.co/sbEVciehPH
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–4PVRxyhm–/1474221851389384998.gif
http://deadspin.com/jose-bautistas-righteous-bat-flip-is-the-only-thing-tha-1736602858
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/webm/k2r7.webm
http://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/854382
http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2015/10/14/154486194/mini-bautista-predicted-jose-bautista-home-run
It’s all about the Bat Flip bro
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I’m pretty sure this is what you think of all of that. http://media.fyre.co/AvByRY5TRWgygchX5LlM_image.jpg
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ LOL Nope
Not at all
I’ve had most of these links open already.
It’s just a wee bit big out here
At least I didn’t post all the articles of the Rangers whining about it. There’s a lot of them
Tim McManus @Tim_McManus
Agholor, Kendricks, Bair, Alonso did not practice
https://twitter.com/JODYHiGHROLLERhttps://twitter.com/JODYHiGHROLLER
TONiGHT iN DALLAS TEXAS https://t.co/5trefEsyhB
Da fuq?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Cowboys Sux
That’s what I got out of it
Seems like something Jae would host and Justin would try and sneak into…
Fiversons No Spin Zone *Justin would work at
Wearing something uncomfortable & NSFW
I think they are pretty equal, would probably lean toward the jets…
Soooo…Dez did some light drills today…
Me thinks he may play after the bye week, but it may not be a great idea…
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I think somebody from the West/North went by the name JordyHighRoller, not sure if it’s the same person or someone pretending to be him to Keal followed the actual person.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ After how much they paid him, they can’t afford to rush him and him to have a setback…those foot injuries are fucking terrible…exactly why Julio Jones said he should take his time coming back and not rush. That dude had the same issue and rushed back. Shit lingered for like 2 years.
I think he should play as soon as he can, because once that Walmart tape gets released, he’s not seeing the field for a long time.
Going to be fun to watch Cassel force the ball to Dez for multiple picks every game
lddsfuws Yeah, they seem to be pretty cautious right now. Not saying they’re rushing him at all. Just saying they shouldn’t.
Jon Machota @jonmachota
Cowboys RB coach Gary Brown: Christine Michael is where he needs to be. “We’re gonna take the reins off and let him ride.”
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Poor Randle
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I’m just saying they should be cautious with it, and it seems like they are.
A Dyson Sphere? Seriously?
“Astronomers May Have Found Evidence of Aliens In Our Galaxy!”
Astronomers with Yale University and other top schools http://arxiv.org/pdf/1509.03622v1.pdf that
used NASA’s Kepler Space Telescope to examine the star KIC 8462852.
What astronomers found astounded them: light patterns were consistent
with large orbiting masses that blanketed the star’s light — an event
extremely unlikely to occur naturally. Could this be signs of advanced
alien life?
“Aliens should always be the very last hypothesis you consider, but
this looked like something you would expect an alien civilization to
build” Jason Wright, an astronomer from Penn State University, http://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2015/10/the-most-interesting-star-in-our-galaxy/410023/ The Atlantic.
The dense star formations were similar to “Dyson spheres” —
hypothetical “megastuctures” aliens could build by rearranging their
solar system.”
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Oh wait, Yale Scientists … NM then.
Sir Squatch
Randle should listen to the coaches and actually do what they tell him to do, like, make your cut and go, don’t dance around at the line and let the unblocked backside DE run you down
My wife bought one of those Dyson Spheres a couple years ago. $500 and I still don’t think it cleans all that much better than a regular vacuum.
Matt Mosley & Eli M
Going to be fun watching Eli face the third or fourth time Hardy buries him
When u factor in the the amount of matter and anti matter a Tachyon pulse can produce… It’s theoretically possible…
Bill_In_FL But after checking out that “news” site, I’m not surprised.
Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL
Was my point about ‘reporters’ yesterday, they take a fact and add their own spin regardless of the applicability
Bill_In_FL I read this earlier today too. If the tests bring back the desired result, they’re going to use the crazy field of satellites in Arizona to detect radio frequency…
http://thechive.com/2015/10/15/this-star-might-have-an-alien-megastructure-and-an-explanation-of-the-fermi-paradox-photos/
DJ NUGGZ
why not? They take x-rays every day and they know the state of the bone and its extent of healing. Some NFL players have returned from the fifth metatarsil break in 3 weeks, some in 6, some in 8, some never do.
Everyone heals at different rates.
lddsfuws
his short stories are awesome. I also like his I, Robot series.
DJ NUGGZ Bill_In_FL
LOL, the reporter for the Daily caller apparently doesn’t know the difference between a ‘Dyson Swarm’ and a ‘Dyson Sphere’. Kinda like the prominent ABC News Anchor who didn’t know that a Raptor is not a Dinosaur.
As I recall a ‘Dyson Sphere’ is one that entirely encloses a star somewhere out in the ‘Goldilocks Zone’. I think one of the Next Gen Movies they actually found one.
How much longer until you “Go Clear” with your other Scientologist cult buddies? Wack job.
cloisterwater
Apparently one of the mods didn’t find it particularly funny
cloisterwater
How much did they pay him to take a dive like that?
”
DeSean Jackson pulled from practice after hamstring “twinge””
Yep, he has a case of “Miles Austin Hammy’ for sure.
He’s just using that as an excuse. He keeps trying, but he’s just not ready to face a blocking sled again. Every time he gets back out on the practice field, he just can’t handle it.
JosephR2225
I’ve had enough encounters with blocking sleds in my time to not look forward to it. They can be bad ass. Especially if some 350lb coach climbs aboard for a ride
@ Bill
Do u know how far away that star where the dyson’s sphere might be?
So next sunday, Cowboys will have Hardy Gregory Lawerence Mincey Crawford Lee McClain Hitchens defensively and Dez back to face a Princeless Giants secondary.
Liking this alot!
Can’t wait to see what they do to opposing QB’s the rest of the season
Bill_In_FL We all know jaccpot doesn’t play when teams are bad…
Skins are potentially missing their top 3 CBs, #1 WR, #1 TE, #2 TE, #3 TE, starting LT, starting C, starting SS, Starting LOLB this week. Ouchies.
splooz But don’t worry, no one knows how the Cowboys are even playing games with Romo and Dez out.
Dez back is gonna be huge, also anxious to see what C-Mike can do
Don’t forget about the guys they just got back that they knew would be about when they signed them. That ruined their season!
Trust issue. He dances around too much and doesn’t hit the hole or misses it entirely
It was just a dig at Cows fans for their constant crying. Skins are kicking ass (compared to expectations) while being devastated by injures. No excuses needed.
By next sunday, Romo will be the only one on the injury report
Except ypc, rushing ypg, and forced fumbles…but hey, you have more sack than Philly!!
choyboy0724
It is not a guarantee that Dez comes back, and, even if he does he will be on the ‘injury’ report as probable or questionable. Same with Gregory
Dongtavious Steelwang That’s why I wanted someone to make a bet before someone corrected him.
choy was ready to jump off a building the other day… he’s the one being trolled here
Fiversons No Spin Zone
1) No,
2) it isn’t a ‘Dyson Sphere’, it is possibly a ‘Dyson Swarm’. One is Sci Fi, the other is a legitimate astronomical term. The reporter just can’t read, that’s all. And he’s a total dumbass besides.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Nah let him go off the rails, more funny when the train comes crashing back down to earth
he’s a fuckin idiot.. why do we even entertain his declarative BS anyway?
Well…we’re not in the basement and have had a chance to win 4 of 5 games at the end (and have won 2). The Skins are also decimated by injuries. We’re having a better than expected year and are tied with Dallas.
In summation…get fucked.
I really don’t know how us Skins fans are going to survive these injuries. We’ve been looking forward to this for so long. Woe is us. WOOOOOEEE
Kellys_Chipadelphia Big enough to plug all those holes
Bennie Logan would be the best player on the Cowboys defense
My jewy last name is 1 syllable and it’s not a traditional jewy name.
Matt Mosley & Eli M Except ODB’s ticking time bomb hamstrings and Rueben Randle and JP4
According to Spotrac NY has 24 players on IR and at the cost of $33m. Yeesh!
http://www.spotrac.com/research/NFL/realtime-nfl-injured-reserve-list-tracker-472/
splooz Jon Beason lives on that injury report like its his job.
Right. Skins and NY pushing through massive injuries. Dallas trainer stubs his toe and they cry WOOOOOEEEE
TC loves modern medicine… but hates sports science and penicillin
I would have figured you as a molly guy at those kind of parties
Dongtavious Steelwang splooz
I think he’d still be a Panther if this was not true.
Kellys_Chipadelphia Probably doesnt’ help that his definition of modern involves alchemy.
rep138 Dongtavious Steelwang splooz It does help that everyone that has replaced him has been good.
Dongtavious Steelwang rep138 splooz
Yeah, but if it weren’t for the knee issues (microfracture surgery) and torn achilles, he wouldn’t be a Giant.
A recovering addict probably should steer clear of that shit Justin…
Umm careful with that stuff, from what I hear they are cutting that shit with other drugs these days
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’m not a fan of anything that people have to take a Camelbak with if they’re afraid of death by dehydration.
Well, it’s kinda true… If u were bad into pulls for a long time, it’s best to stay away from it all…
From what I gathered they are pretty much the same thing now. Originally, Ecstasy was pure mdma, then they started cutting. Then Molly became the pure mdma and now that’s getting cut.
Btw never done any of that stuff.
Kellys_Chipadelphia That guy who’s name everyone forgets?
Kellys_Chipadelphia Kind of a strange situation for the healthiest guy on the squad to be the one who came back from cancer.
Kellys_Chipadelphia
He was a stud at BC before he got sick. As a junior he had 110 tackles, six picks, eight pass break-ups, two
forced fumbles, two fumble recoveries and 13 tackles for a
loss. Unfortunately he’s now mostly on special teams and a SAM who is good in run support. I’m guessing he’s happy to trade the production for being alive.
He’s not fast enough to get away from the cops tho.
He has some nice games when teams don’t take advantage of him like they should. He’s good playing downhill but very much a liability sideline to sideline. I’m looking forward to the Eagles playing against him again.
Careful Justin a mob might gather and call for you to be shot in the head…
With the money he earned, it shouldn’t be that hard.
Hmm. Let’s see, Eagles in “talk shit like a punk” mode after starting their awesome 1 game winning streak. Yeah, no point in hanging around here today. I came, I saw, I was not impressed, and I bailed.
We are glad someone bailed you out of jail.
Translation: I had to sneak online real quick because my buddy took away my internet privileges for watching donkey porn.
Damn cloister, only 10 picks right in the yahoo pick’em league?
Looks like badger forgot he signed up for it, lol.
Correct, dumb but NFL sees the Sea thing as a subjective call, messing up game clock is a violation that’s bigger I guess. Hope we see more though
He’s a good coach. If the Giants are going to poach a Saints coach, I would much rather it be Rob Ryan.
JosephR2225
He’s not a defensive guy. He’ll find things tougher outdoors in NY. I think Eli is doing better with McAdoo anyway. Not sure he’d be the guy to improve things.
That could be the first time I’ve seen someone argue against a coaching hire based on climate.
I think he thinks they’re going to get on track and keep Coughlin and McAdoo around.
Denial.
JosephR2225
NO is a different team outside of that dome. You should know when they got their first road playoff win ever…..
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Not really good on thinking on his feet. About them, sure.
The thought of NY being 5-2 sickens me but I think that’s what we’re looking at.
Wasn’t the Super Bowl a road win? I just don’t think his schemes or play calls are uniquely suited to a dome or warm weather.
splooz
I doubt it. Philly has always been our worst opponent and things aren’t lining up well for Monday. If the Eagles don’t win this game then they truly suck.
it’s possible, but our online seems to be gelling now and NY is pretty beat up.
Eli is playing well and they look kinda good right now. I also think you all should roll Dallas.
I mean Rep makes a good point that NO hasn’t been as good away from home, I just don’t think that’s a good reason not to hire a guy.
If the Cowboys defense status healthy no NFC East team will score 20 points on them.
JosephR2225
I think he might be a good hire. I just think that he was more setup for success in NO than he would be in NY and that should be considered if they are thinking about looking at him. The Giants have also invested in McAdoo and the WCO and I don’t think they’d want to get rid of him if the offense continues to improve. I’d imagine he’d be gone if Peyton was hired. Obviously Spags would be out. Are you going to hit the reset button while Eli is 35 years old?
well if the Giants are looking at replacing the HC it’s probably fair to assume McAdoo’s offense wasn’t setting things on fire… But why not reset things now? Payton is a good enough coach that he would play to Eli’s strengths, and Eli is not some rookie whose head is swimming and can’t handle changes on offense.
JosephR2225
I think the offense is doing well considering the players they are missing. They can’t run the ball but that is due to personnel issues and not coaching. They’ve started to address it. I just don’t think a “play calling genius” who had the benefit of having Brees and a great home field advantage is necessarily going to fix things.
Pretty clear that NFC East offenses, especially those in a Philadelphia and Wash are….inept.
The Cowboys defense has played well even in the absence of difference makers like Hardy and McClain and Gregory. You couple the Cowboys getting these guys back, with the continued ineptness of the other NFC East defenses and ADD the ability to open up the field offensively when Dez gets back, which means more offensive plays, and then Romo back to that, my prediction actually give more credit to other NFC East teams than they deserve.
I know NY’s D is wracked and they’re holding up. Skins are down their top 3 CBs, SS, and starting LOLB. They’re managing to outperform Dallas as well.
Itsmebeenthereagain If the Eagles offense is inept, what does that make the Cowboys?
Gregory who’s played 6 quarters(?) And McClain are your difference makers. That tells you something about that defense
Both Washington and NY are missing their projected top pass rushers for the season (Galette and JPP). Still outperforming Dallas shit D
Nonsense. In the Cowboys opener against the giant s there was a pick 6, a return of a fumble to the Cowboys 1 yard line, and another to the Cowboys 10.
Yes, in one game, Gregory showed he is a difference maker, and in the single game he played, McClain did that as well, and of course, THE KRAKEN.
Who changes everything.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ splooz
It’s how you finish against them. See SB 42 and 46 for reference….
Go right ahead. Now add average field position, and number of turnovers for, and maybe you’re getting closer.
Feel free to do these things. I’ll stick with the standard stats.
Just don’t go against Justin, u are sure to lose…
Itsmebeenthereagain Do you intentionally not spell things correctly or are you drunk?
cloisterwater Because you know Choy picks perfectly every week and there is no point?
Fiversons No Spin Zone If the Giants are BNA, the Cowboys are Silver Southern Suckiness
My analysis is “inadequate” cause I won’t spend time researching ways to discount the standard and approved of statistics relied upon by most. Right.
True. Cassel don’t have those turnovers. They’ll just be more punts
And why you can’t judge how well the Cowboy defense did.
But…they were right next to awesome.
A) Cassel sucks too…
B) Doesn’t your coach and GM deserve some ire for relying on Weeden?
If your brethren, the retarded ones aren’t constantly making excuses and telling how good they will be, none of this would ever happen…
Cassels last 3 year INT rate: 5.6, 3.5, 4.3
Weedens: 2 (tha’ts this year btw), 4.9, 3.4
So probably not.
U weren’t included in this, but u were saying dumb things as well…
Telling u u say dumb things isn’t stirring, it’s fact… U that them pretty much every week…
U don’t say dumb things about calculus Justin, it’s about r Cowboys and football…
Fiversons No Spin Zone I don’t think he says dumb things about the Cowboys. They just Sux so everything that is said about them is dumb.
https://twitter.com/bmcnally14
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Redskins?src=hash have cut DE Frank Kearse 3x day b/f a game: Said Terrance Knighton: “After walk-through we just say ‘See you, Wednesday, Frank.'”
I think they should look at expanding the rosters… When half the teams have what seems like a quarter of their starters on sidelines, it’s time…
Fiversons No Spin Zone FSM teaches us Cowboys sux so STFU Justin
This works as well… I just didn’t want him to be upset… Wednesday was yesterday…
Fiversons No Spin Zone The holiday pushed everything forward a day
Fuck Yo Couch Rangers!
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–4PVRxyhm–/1474221851389384998.gif
Later Fuckers
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148
LOL, 8 of 9 possessions in the 1st half against the Pats resulted in punts, don’t see how it could get worse with Cassel
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
More impressive:
http://imgur.com/PWqNlHb
splooz
LOL, okay, take out 4 of your top 5 pass rushers and see how your games turn out
rep138 Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
Na, the bat was already broken.
rep138 Fiversons No Spin Zone Even NY fans don’t live by their teams? Sheeesh
Bill_In_FL rep138 Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
The helmet one was. He broke the bat over his leg after striking out (and whiffing) so that one may not have been broken.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Running late in Vermont, probably the same in NH
It’s funny, but the high elevations are peak or past peak in NC, but not quit peak in the north east..
Sir Squatch rep138 Fiversons No Spin Zone
I live in New York. When I was driving home a cashier in Greenfield Mass had a Cowboys tattoo…
Joey Bats bat toss was almost as impressive as ShitRant’s psychiatrist bill.
Matt Mosley & Eli M You may be a a drunk, displaced fan of a shitty team, but you got this right
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/teamdef
7. Eagles
11. DC
13. NY
21. Cows
Speaking of defensive rankings for the nfce
Kellys_Chipadelphia I like how the Skins are #3 vs #1 WR, 27 vs #2.
Not our Joey the Cunty Attorney. Joey the Batsman for the Toronto Blue Queefs.
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/ol
Rush:
12: Skins
15 Boys
23: Giants
32!: Eagles
Pass:
2: Giants
7: Skins
9: Eagles
20: Boys
It’s almost the opposite for the Eagles. 28th against #1’s and 10th vs #2’s
Welp, the Eagles can only get better at run blocking.
Bill_In_FL Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 It’s also the FUCKING PATRIOTS. Funny how you dumbasses wanna act like the Atlanta and New Orleans games had similar lack of scoring from the offense.
I don’t understand why there aren’t 4 games on every Sunday
Weeden plays well enough to win 2 of his 3 starts but overall the team loses those 2 games. His poor game was against New England, who has been kicking the shit out of everyone and probably would have been favored to win against a full health Cowboys team.
Obviously he should be replaced by a guy who has played like shit for the last 3 years and has only 3 weeks total time on the team to learn the offense and get his timing in sync with the receivers. SMFH about this decision and the meatball fans who support it.
Earlier I asked Justin why he doesn’t blame the coach or GM for going into the season with Weeden and his response was “who else were they supposed to get?”. The following were available:
Quarterbacks
1. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/5192/Mark-Sanchez (Re-signed 2-year, $9M deal with PHI)
2. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/6424/Jake-Locker (Retired)
3. http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/306775/bucs-cut-ties-with-veteran-qb-josh-mccown (Signed 3-year, $14M deal with CLE)
4. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/5463/Brian-Hoyer (Signed 2-year, $10.5M deal with HOU)
5. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/4535/Matt-Moore (Re-signed 1-year, $2.6M deal with MIA)
6. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/6470/Ryan-Mallett (Re-signed 2-year, $7M deal with HOU)
7. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/6433/Christian-Ponder (Signed 1-year, $2.25M deal with OAK)
8. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/3708/Tarvaris-Jackson
9. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/1216/Shaun-Hill (Signed 2-year, $6.5M deal with MIN)
10. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/2107/Michael-Vick
11. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/519/Matt-Hasselbeck (Re-signed 1-year, $3M deal with IND)
12. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/16/matt-schaub
13. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/5699/Colt-McCoy (Re-signed 1-year, $1.5M deal with WAS)
14. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/5574/Jimmy-Clausen (Re-signed 1-year, $1.25M deal with CHI)
15. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/3137/Jason-Campbell
16. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/3227/Dan-Orlovsky (Re-signed 1-year, $1.05M deal with DET)
17. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/6451/Blaine-Gabbert (Re-signed 2-year, $2M deal with SF)
18. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/7479/kellen-moore (Re-signed 2-year, $1.825M deal with DET)
19. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/6603/T.J.-Yates (Re-signed 1-year, $1.5M deal with ATL)
20. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/6509/Tyrod-Taylor (Signed 3-year, $3.35M deal with BUF)
21. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/NFL/4949/Matt-Flynn
Sir Squatch splooz I think only 6 of those guys was a better option, and 3 of the 6 were probably too expensive.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 League average so far this year is 23.1, has been less than 23.0 in every full season in modern NFL history save 1 year, He managed 20 and 28 in those 2 starts. Good enough.
Teams should score more than 20 points vs NO’s butt awful defense though.
splooz Yet they scored more against Atlanta than any other team the Falcons have played, and just like the Saints and Pats games that’s with no Dez and a sputtering run game. That’s not franchise QB play but it sure as hell is good enough to win a few games.
But it’s not winning games. So it’s not good enough. He’s 0-3 as a starter in Dallas this year. He’s not won a start since 2012. There’s a reason he’s earning $660k.
splooz Switching to a guy who has done jack shit in the last 3 years and doesn’t even know the offense is not the right move though. If Cassel had been on the team during training camp and preseason and wasn’t trying to learn the offense in 3 weeks I might feel different.
I concur that Cassel sucks. I just think Dallas is fucked this year due to ignoring backup QB and assuming they could rely on the run game if Romo went out then having a shit run game. I blame the coaches for the run game and the GM for the Weeden and not having a better running back capable of running behind that line.
splooz It’s all fucked up. I still think Weeden has played pretty well considering the lack of the star Wideout and sputtering run game. If he could fill in and score 30 a game there would be no reason to pay Romo 100 million.
Again I go back to the GM/Coach. Kirk is playing better missing his #1 WR. Why’s that? They didn’t put their eggs in 1 WRs basket. Dallas has way too much invested in Romo and Dez and not enough talent supporting then with Witten finally hitting the wall and the run game falling apart.
splooz It’s hard to game plan losing your franchise QB and your superstar WR for 2 months at the same time. Hardly any teams will play well in that position.
Sure but there are teams getting by without a QB and WR being paid what those two are.
splooz Not having a franchise QB or WR frees up money elsewhere but hardly any teams really go anywhere other than WC loss without having top players at those positions even with strong overall rosters.
Sir Squatch ??? Usually there ARE 4 games shown on network TV every sunday. 1 or 2 early games, 1 or 2 late games, and the sunday night game.
I really can’t think of the last team to be led to a SB title by a high priced WR. The QB is key obviously but you’ll note that most teams do best getting the QB then spreading the rest of the money around. Regardless…Dallas looks completely lost without their high priced QB and high priced WR. Their replacements are just not good enough and that’s on the GM/coach.
22SnakePlissken5150 I meant 2 early, 2 late. Seems like NFL has stopped doing that this year, always one and two.
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Not surprising though. Nevada wants everything to be considered gambling so they can get a taste.
splooz well they were highly competitive in 2 of the 3 games so it’s not as bad as you think, and that’s with most key DL and LB starters out as well. I think they can go 2-2 over these next 4 games, just don’t think they should switch to Cassel so fucking early. Dude’s also having a kid around the time of the Giants game, nothing like being distracted as all hell while you’re trying to learn a new offense in a small amount of time.
One of those games was against fucking NO with Brees’s arm hanging off man.
Sir Squatch But it’s the internet, can’t they just get licensing from the Caymans or Bahamas or Atlantic City?
Fiversons No Spin Zone If you can pressure Brees you win easily, if not he will slice and dice you. This is the Saints.
splooz Skins weren’t playing with 4 of their front 7 out and the best 2 players on their team gone either. Not all injuries are the same, severity increased by position, player value, and volume of injuries to a single unit, you know this.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I think it’s kinda magnified with the Saints though, been that way since last year. Brees is getting Archie Manning’ed over there.
Skins played ATL last week missing:
Starting SS
Starting CBs (both of them)
Starting LG
Starting #1 WR
Starting TE #1, #2, and #3 (started #4)
Starting LOLB (Galette, our best pass rusher)
Now this week…add to that (while likely getting none of them back):
Starting nickel CB (likely out)
Starting LT (likely out)
Starting C (likely out)
Woe is Dallas. Fucking woe…
It is, he is getting old… But other than Romo or Wilson, I can’t think of too many other food QB’s that can scramble or duck and spin their way out of rushers…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Luck is pretty good at it, Cam too but of course unlike Romo they are legit run threats.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Hmm.. Murrica better watch out or they’ll go get licensed in Russia like a lot of sites have done. If it’s online and shady or borderline, the Ruskies will jump at that shit.
splooz No offense but a lot of those players weren’t that good to begin with, so not as big of a drop off to the next guy’s ability compared to some other guys. That’s what happens when you have a lot of good to average role players but few legit studs.
A) As always, every Dallas player is more important. We get it.
B) Once again, back to the GM and coach recognizing to not put your eggs in 1 or 2 baskets and smart drafting of ready to go players.
splooz It’s called the salary cap, keeping stud players creates risk since they cost more with leaves less money to stock up on good role players. When healthy it’s not a problem but when those key expensive stars get hurt it is a huge deal. Just the way it works.
Again, we’ve lost 2 games to undefeated teams and were competitive in one of those games and lost in OT against the other opponent. It’s not the end of the world yet.
Sir Squatch Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Falcons have been a hot in one half, cold in the other half team all year. Wait for it.
It’s good to see Steve Gleason still alive and what seems like happy and in good spirits…
Sorry, the guy I am playing has him… The fantasy gods already assured me he wouldn’t…
What’s with teams trying to give away games on TNF?
3 turnovers and a blocked punt in one half
Geez Atlanta
Wonder who was forced to play NO D tonight and got amazingly lucky
I’m here too… Don’t forget about me… Number one Jays fan…
Fiversons No Spin Zone stay on board with the good guys Fivers!
I am brother… I was just testing the loyalty of other jay fans I suspected weren’t as committed…
Badboy Bob oh yeah that happened too!
The bat flip heard round the world kinda drowned that out
Great days bros!
Badboy Bob Andrus is welcome in Canada whenever he wants
Welcome in Texas on the other hand, not so much
Badboy Bob saw that earlier!
Lolololololololol sid!
Fuck Dyson!
Dumbass bitter bitch
Saints should just trade Brandon Cooks to a team who will use. That’s what they get for stealing him from the Eagles
Kyle Shanahan would use Alfred Morris like this if he was still in Washington
But…but…. Jay’s gonna bring back the run game…..
Snyder and DC fans will find out next year.
I wish. I’d serve 20 to life if killing Jay would guarantee we hire Kyre.
I don’t think I have seen a coach go for more 4th downs than Dan Quinn….
Eagles should of beat the Falcons. Only if they had a game plan for Roddy White or Maxwell had a pulse that game
I don’t think Kyle would want back into DC, things didn’t exactly go well his first time there.
So we won’t find out next year what it’s like for Kyle to be our head coach?
No you will, since when has Snyder cared about what people want? but Kyle will be doing everything he can to lose the job….. Like putting rg3 at safety or something really stupid like that.
Notice matty on his ass bc of the putrid play of chris chester at rg? #notamccloughanman
Him and Tyler Polumbus cost III his knee and his job.
Dr Rypper MD 3 got his knee cut off by nose tackle of Baltimore who smashed him like a grape because he ran an option play or ran out side the pocket where he should not have.
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Dallas fans need not cry over injuries as the Giants lead the league in games missed to injury 51 to your 36
http://www.mangameslost.com/nfl-week-5-games-missed-due-to-injury-and-tmitt-metrics-october-14-2015/
http://www.redskins.com/news-and-events/blog/article-1/Derek-Carrier-Explains-How-To-Throw-Down-The-Perfect-Spike/fff1b6bc-c86b-4d80-b871-fc1dd28c3070
I’m glad to see that he puts effort into something!
Matt Mosley & Eli M
wanna make an avatar bet on the Boys Gints game?
Lupo
All I got from my wife was the ‘Terrific, play with it outside’ look. She has no understanding of geek humor
Although I gotta admit it looks like this was a posed (?) to me. No math Prof would ever pose a question like that. WTF does ‘find the answer’ mean in the context of a statement 7+sin(x)/n? the ‘answer’ is 7+sin(x)/n. There is no equation to solve and, since it has two variables, all you can do is move the symbols around without ever finding a ‘solution’.
it’s an internet thing.. there are several versions of it out there
Matt Mosley & Eli M
You seriously think an old man like me will remember something til Tuesday? At my age, thoughts have to be acted upon when you have them, they aren’t going to be there all that long. 🙂
Teidden
If you read their FAQ, they use the numbers reported by teams and that varies from team to team, for instance some teams report suspended players as ‘missing games’ some do not, some teams report players placed on IR during the off season & TC as ‘injured’, some do not. Based on that information the reported ‘games missed’ is not strictly comparable and therefore of no particular value
Lupo
He’s not, He hasn’t been since late in the Dallas game when he pulled a hammy. Atlanta needs to sit him and let him recover. Given his numbers even with a bad hammy, it is scary to think what a fully healthy Julio would be doing to teams
Bill_In_FL Lupo NO!
My money league FFB wouldn’t survive without Julio!
PUT SOME TUSSIN ON IT THE NEXT 10 DAYS!
“I need the ball at least 10 times — I need 10 targets — and l’ll be fine with however many yards I get,” Watkins told the newspaper. “And that’s what I addressed in talking with my agent. We reached out to a couple people and tried to pull some string like, ‘Hey, I need my targets. You came up to draft me and I’m not getting targets — that’s a problem.’
Lupo “That was true of Ryan himself, who fumbled three times (losing one) on a
night when the Falcons often couldn’t get out of their own way.”
Wish the fuck he had played like that against us, dammit
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
Make’em run sprints til they puke
To be fair, he has a point. They’ve only targeted him 12 times in 3 games and he’s a top 10 pick they traded up for.
Eagles didn’t wake up until the 2nd half… and still should have won
cloisterwater
He should have put # of targets/game in his contract
It’s a rookie deal, he doesn’t have much say. He didn’t choose the Bills.
Lupo
while Dallas did the opposite. They where awake in the 1st half, went to sleep in the 2nd
Lol sure he did, kids from ft. Myers fl love buffalo….
cloisterwater I know he has a point
Not only because of where they drafted him, but for who else they have as other receiving options.
http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2015/10/eagles_josh_huff_on_facing_giants_dominique_rodger.html#incart_river
While Josh is right, I just want him to stfu and play.
Kellys_Chipadelphia Sadly, it’s pot meet kettle
But Huff seems to be working his way out of it. I think the additional PT has given him the boost he needs to play hard on every down
You’re being silly now. I’m sure he imagined them actually throwing him the ball after the Bills used 2 firsts and a fourth to move up and draft him in the top 5.
Lupo Artful Dodgers?
If I had gone ‘jets’ in the USMC that was going to be my call sign ‘Arftul Dodger’
At least one of those fumbles had nothing to do with Ryan.
I don’t think the issue with Huff is a lack of effort; I think it’s a lack of talent.
LOL, my bench is kinda fucked this week, 6 of 7 players on my bench are on their bye & the 8th is out with an injury (Rothlisberger)
While I’m whining about Dallas’ injuries, let me throw in a fine whine about the injuries to my fantasy team
I’ve lost my starting QB, #1 RB, #1 WR, & #1 TE to injury, also several lower tier players as well.
Can I have some cheese?
I think there’s a maturity issue. He shows flashes of talent, and shows a bit of diva too.
In my work league, my best pick turned out to be CJ Spiller, because he was injured the first two weeks and it forced me to pick up Dion Lewis as a FA.
I think that’s been the book on him since college. I’m glad he landed with Kelly, who seems to be a quasi-father-figure for Huff. Otherwise, playing armchair psychologist, I don’t know if he would last in the NFL.
He’s an interesting character. Unfortunately, I think all we’ll ever get from him is flashes. As long as Agholor becomes what I think he can be and Matthews invests in ODB gloves, the Eagles WR corps should be pretty good for the next few years.
Everything about Kirk Cousins makes perfect sense if you picture him as a McCown brother. He’s not very good, but he can occasionally rack up some yards and keep your average team afloat long enough to avoid outright humiliation. He is a respectably bad quarterback. This is why Skins fanboys ADORE him. They’re like, “Sure, he threw the game-losing pick-six, but he was really trying!” I bet they spend 10 years trying to make Kirk Cousins happen. It’s gonna be great.
Do Skins fanboys really adore Cousins? Splooz is as Skins fanboy as it gets, and he hates Cousins (though I think that’s because he’s still in love with RG3, poor guy).
JosephR2225 I grabbed Dion as a FA in the SKA Nutzo league. Same with Freeman
Those two are big reasons why I’m going to catch Badger’s donkey ass & take over 1st place
Joseph, Cloister, Ching-Chong Hong Kong Mexican Weech,
Make your weekly Picks dammit
That is all
JosephR2225 Yeah. Maybe when he was with the eagles but this year and last he shown what a top corner can do.
cloisterwater If you wouldn’t mind having him do this this week, that would be good. I’m having to start Agholor in my fantasy league (due to injury/bye for other WRs)
JosephR2225 have you see him play the last two years? I have and he a different player even coming up to make tackles you will find out on Monday i guess
JosephR2225
We’d like to talk with you about your self admitted practicing medicine w/o a license.
What type of defense does the Eagles play now? Same as last year?
Lupo I had a feeling the Saints would win too at the beginning of the week simply cuz of how they got embarrassed on Sunday. But decided not to
oops
Teidden
Depends, they are running a 3-4, but I think they overshift it a lot on early downs to give them more run stoppers at the line.
I liked them getting the points, am surprised that they won so handily
The Eagles defense has let up the fewest points in the division while facing more plays than any of the other teams. Just sayin.
I just find it funny that people in here make fun of the Eagles defense when it’s the best one in the division.
It was last year too, but don’t let facts get in the way of a good narrative.
cloisterwater
I made fun of the secondary, not the entire defense.
Why are you using stats now instead of how you feel?
He only stats are pff stays as far as I am concerned…
I always use stats to bolster my arguments. But when dorks who probably never played a sport in their lives create some sort of formula to calculate a grade for how a player played, I’m comfortable not giving it any credence. And the secondary has been okay for the most part. To many 3rd down conversions for sure. Especially long ones.
I don’t think he’s here. Try that vampire ball that Justin is attending.
Before last night’s game, the Giants were ranked 32nd in pass defense. Just sayin.
HailBandG
Yes, but prior to this Dallas had not been using it much. It isn’t ‘revolutionary’, just a different look than before
JosephR2225
Dallas is using the 3-2-6 because they want to keep Lee & Ro on the field. Both are turning out to be very good at sniffing out draw plays and shutting them down as well Ro is turning out to not be a liability in coverage.
McClain has played one game, let’s calm down on the “not a liability in coverage” talk.
I figured you were referring to this season. The Eagles abused McClain in coverage last season. Besides that, I really don’t remember his play in coverage. I know only one team cared to make an offer to him in FA.
“He knows the offense. Just want to get the subtleties of the offense and the nuances of the offense,” Wilson said of Cassel.
I wonder what the difference between a nuance & a subtlety really is.
Blah Football weekend for me. 2 of my three College/Pro teams are off (Dallas, Navy). Only have LSU to look forward to (well, that and another Washington loss).
Lupo
LSU is her team (she’s an alum) and she already knows that I will watch a good bit of football even if my teams aren’t playing. I like to watch football and I’m retired, so I can waste my time however I want (as evidenced by how much time I spend here). When she asks me what I’m doing, I just tell her I’m “correcting someone who’s wrong on the Internet, it’s important.”
cloisterwater
Remember, I’m old and confuse easily.
hey, what sports are your kids playing and do you coach any of them? I coached youth sports (boys & girls) for almost 15 years and loved it. It was a blast.
I fear my beloved Jays are going to take it on the chin tngt…
Matt Mosley & Eli M
LOL, nope. The parents are by far the worst
Bill_In_FL Matt Mosley & Eli M Bill, you’re a parent
You probably made the whole team cry for not trying hard enough
southy vs the BAH Bill_In_FL Matt Mosley & Eli M
I am, but I was also a coach
Matt Mosley & Eli M
Na, but I did reach out an pull a kid off the field in the middle of the game when he stood there and watched from 3 feet away as 3 kids from the other team beat the crap out of his teammate fighting for a groundball ball (Lax). “You want to watch!, watch from the sidelines!”
so, since the last blackout, which was probably after the Astros lost
Bill_In_FL Matt Mosley & Eli M Bill, do you even lax?
southy vs the BAH Bill_In_FL Matt Mosley & Eli M
What does that even mean?
Sorry Bill, got caught up with work. Both my daughters play soccer. Older one plays for her school and travel. Younger one is 5 and is a scoring machine against both boys and girls. I coached her team last year, not this year. I don’t know soccer well enough to coach beyond the real little ones.
Bill_In_FL Fiversons No Spin Zone Bill you are old enough to get this reference:
“Well, there’s no problem. If you had a gun, shoot ’em in the head. That’s a sure way to kill ’em. If you don’t, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat ’em or burn ’em. They go up pretty easy.”
cloisterwater
LOL, welcome to the rest of America. I coached girls soccer from 5 up til my girls went to HS, I still don’t have a good handle on what offsides is, much less how to run an offense or defense. I had to coach because nobody else would, if I didn’t there wouldn’t have been a team .
From Jordan Matthews scouting report, which I hadn’t seen until now:
“Inconsistent hands are the biggest question mark in his game.”
You’d think with all that JUGS machine time he’d figure it out
southy vs the BAH
Inconsistent hands can’t be corrected with repetition.
Bill_In_FL southy vs the BAH sure it can. maybe someone should be throwing him bricks from a rooftop.
Bill_In_FL southy vs the BAH Matt Mosley & Eli M sorry. joke. nevermind.
He’s just getting his drops out of the way early so he won’t drop any balls during the Eagles run to the playoffs.
southy vs the BAH Bill_In_FL Fiversons No Spin Zone
But make sure you have the gun silenced, noise attracts the rest.
splooz Ertz had incosistency issues coming into the NFL. can’t remember him dropping anything this year or most of last. he routinely makes leaping grabs to bail out his QB.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ
Inconsistency is something that comes with a body catcher.
GOD DAMMIT FIVERS
http://espn.go.com/chalk/story/_/id/13900038/toronto-blue-jays-head-alcs-favorites-win-world-series
Mind you, I hate these type of things
BUT BELIEVE & QUIT BEING A PUSSY
#cometogether #jaysnation
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK I hate being favored
I dunno. Has to be a reason Ertz can’t beat out old man Celek though.
Should be a great series. You don’t want to see KC get into their pen with a lead.
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2015/10/16/eagle-eye-odell-beckham-jr-open-field-speed/
The Eagles better jam this mofo. I can’t stand when they give guys like this space to make their move and then try to react to it. That never works. If they give him any space on the line, he better be doubled.
southy vs the BAH Ditto
But it’s a great time to be a Jays fan. Even for Bandwagoners
I predict a good series, I am just such a negative fan unless it’s Duke basketball… It’s the only program I follow I am ever confident in winning…
splooz Yeah. I also remember this too.
http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/64690/royals-blue-jays-is-a-matchup-worthy-of-the-alcs
Going to be a great series indeed. I do like the Jays chances though
Ertz- 247 snaps, 27 targets… Celek= 222 snaps, 6 targets . when will Ertz finally beat out Celek????
I think it’s about 50/50. KC is really good. This is the series I wanted to see most in these playoffs and think the winner should be favored to win the weird ass WS trophy.
should be a great series.. .still not sure what TOR is doing with Price
I’d prefer the mauling option, but at least if you double him someone on the Eagles will be there to make a play on the ball.
I always assume opponents are playing until it’s known otherwise. I’d prefer he not play, lol.
interested to see where this goes…. they will either get regulated or sent the way of PokerStars
I guess I don’t watch enough Eagles ball to know 2 TEs are splitting time and got pwned.
Lupo Price is Starting Game 2
I honestly didn’t mind that he wasn’t available for Game 5 and pitched in Game 4. And because I think rest is important, I’m fine with him not starting Game 1. Estrada is a damn good pitcher & should do fine. Plus if Estrada pitches to his capabilities & we win tonight, less pressure on Price.
2 TDs on 6 targets for Celek? They should just throw it to him on 1st, 2nd and 3rd down ever time. Automatic TD.
Ncaa is thinking about pushing back the basketball season 2 months… May madness instead of March madness…
I’m ok with this…
Exactly… U still have NFL playoffs, NBA is going hard… They would get more eyes if thy did and just grow the sport….
Who was that TE in the early Reid days that only caught TDs?
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March is kinda perfect though as it’s before baseball starts, after football ends, and NHL and NBA are kinda in their doldrums.
It doesn’t matter to me either way, I watch every Duke game regardless…
I think they are looking more towards the season and not the tournament…
I was reading about Maryland hoops this week and totally forgot they weren’t ACC anymore.
My buddy thinks I should change my survivor pick from the Jets to Eagles
Your buddy is a fool. NY vs Philly should be good. Skins are beat to shit and NY should roll us.
Sill, there has to be a game out there u feel better aga isn’t…
Nah, he was a blocking TE who they’d throw to only in goal line situations.
lddsfuws I won’t mind having that bloomin onion on the sidelines
the extra day helps… wonder if NY is doing anything on the field tomorrow
I haven’t looked but I would have picked ATL last night so I’m clearly a dickbutt.
JosephR2225 I’m thinking of it
One got eliminated last night by picking ATL
There’s 5 of us left. And I got a feeling that most will pick Denver (only one can pick Green Bay). And I think Denver will lose.
in other news, bradley fletcher got cut by the Pats and Williams just got torched by Cincinnati. so those are looking like good decisions.
That’s the TE I was thinking of, if anyone cares. I’m assuming not many of you do, and you guys can stfu.
cloisterwater I remember the name. He was the James Casey of his day.
Was he the one who was a construction worker when they signed him for the Super Bowl? Or was that Jeff Thomason?
I think they were always good decisions. If they were going to find success somewhere, it wasn’t going to be here.
I particularly liked the play where Williams was thrown off of the Bengals TE like a rag doll and the just stood around and watched the rest of the play as his teammates tackled him.
I suppose getting rid of bad players is usually a good decision but I’d also remember that signing them in the first place wasn’t all that bright.
Who would you pick then Fivers?
The only other games I’m considering are Minny-KC and CIN-BUF. And I don’t like either more than Jets & Eagles
Sometimes shit doesn’t work out as well as anticipated. Brilliant analysis there.
Lupo True
But I don’t wanna be stuck waiting until the last minute
Especially cuz I’ll be in church on Sunday LOL
Rueben Randle (hamstring) has been upgraded to “full” at practice on Friday.As long as he doesn’t experience any setbacks, Randle will be ready to roll Monday night against the Eagles. Odell Beckham (hamstring), on the other hand, has yet to practice this week. If Beckham sits out, it could mean more targets headed Randle’s direction. Geremy Davis is the next man up at receiver.Source: https://twitter.com/RVacchianoNYDN/status/655036367714570240 Oct 16 – 11:06 AM
Odell Beckham (hamstring) is not practicing Friday.Beckham hasn’t practiced all week, and instead has been working on a side field. He’s said to be “coming along.” Beckham doesn’t seem worried about his status for Monday night against the Eagles, but owners need to be making other plans just in case. Giants slot WR Dwayne Harris could be in line for more targets.Source: https://twitter.com/JordanRaanan/status/655034439760789504 Oct 16 – 11:00 AM
To answer below in order:
NE over Colts
Packers over Chargers
Arizona over Steelers
I’ll be sure to recall that during the next Skins FA or RG3 trollfest.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I Used NE & GB already
And I think the Steelers will pull the upset. That’s another game I’m hoping they all take
cloisterwater The fact that our division is so dysfunctional, wouldn’t surprise me at all to see Eagles, Giants & Skins to be 3-3 after Monday night……
Woe is us
You don’t ban the website per se but you can make it so it’s illegal for the site to accept credit cards with a billing address in that state effectively making it impossible to get money into your account. Utah does that with online gambling.
splooz, I wouldn’t hold my breath for another RG3 trollfest unless he becomes a starter and you all willfully ignore the past 3 years. it’s Kirk’s team now and we will lol about that.
No way Vick beats an Ariana defense… Go cards man…
If you cry to him enough, he’ll ban whomever you’ve set out to offend non stop over the course of years.
Other states do this too. But yeah…the big online sites won’t take a CC with a utah address.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ southy vs the BAH lol sometimes i do a double take on my own past posts
I’d gladly wager a pizza that by the end of the season, Griffin is trolled here. He’ll I’d give you 2 pies to 1.
Well I’d only get 1 pie so we’d be splitsking said pie. I’ll meet you in Vegas and we’ll gamble and eat Southie’s pie…err pizza. Fag.
splooz well there’s your run of the mill trolling that happens on almost every player every day, and there’s your full on trollfest where there is music and rides for kids and confetti and people are funneling homer kool aid and RCU and beaster are the mud people.
The point is that if Skins fans are hearing about RG3 and Haynesworth still (and we are) then you’re not getting out of hearing about shitty CBs months after they’re cut.
Fiversons No Spin Zone He shouldn’t
But if Haley decides to take off the training wheels for 4 quarters instead of the final 2 mins of a game, Vick could make some noise & make the game interesting
splooz the conceptual difference is that we signed those guys to middling/low contracts. and you invested basically a draft in RGIII and gave Haynesworth a precedent setting deal. troll me about nnamdi fine. toast fletcher and his whatever $2m, meh.
This is one of my favorite troll moments I’ve seen in awhile. Francis tries to tell Skins fans that we’re going to get Kyle Shanahan as HC next year as if that would bother most of us. It backfires.
I was always a fan of Kyle… Not so much about Mike at times…
Kellys_Chipadelphia dat pistol offense doe
It was great. Like we’d be insulted if they fired Jay (I hate Jay) and hired Kyle (whom I wanted as HC for awhile). Then…he claims that Kyle wouldn’t coach in DC. Just below, he says Snyder will get him there anyways.
Giants are in 1st and will be in 1st for the rest of the season b/c the rest of your teams suck more ass than the Giants do.
Not really, got to mention rg3 at safety.
The shanny o line isn’t designed to pass protect for more than 2.5 seconds… When the team gets in a whole, their o line crumbles against a bull rush…
I feel like a bunch of people lost in survivor leagues yesterday. Even with NO at home you wouldn’t think they’d be a favorite for anything with how they’ve been playing lately
The Giants have a good run defense, even with the injuries it will be a tough game.
He’s right. Shanny’s OL is designed to be atheltic and undersized moving people and cut blocking in the run. If the QB has to drop back and WRs aren’t immediately open then they are likely in trouble as the OL players and schemes aren’t designed to hold the rush off that long. It’s all about timing and trickery. Saw Ryan get abused last night by a shit DL too.
Watching Chester get bull rushed repeatedly last night made me feel a little better…
Actually, that’s Shanahan’s offense seen in Denver, Houston (Kyle), Cleveland (Kyle), DC (both), and now ATL. When it works it’s awesome. When it doesn’t…it’s murder.
Denver had a lot of talent too and having arguably the greatest QB of all time helps overcome some scheme flaws when things don’t go perfect.
Cubs and Mets in the NLCS, cats and dogs living together
Monz Venus it’s Obscure TE Remembrance Day
skoolz out Nope
I’ve been busy with alot of things. Plus Coach Hale doesn’t have any tickets to hook me up with. Virtually no comp tix for friends & family for Jays players & coaches.
All good though
Fiversons No Spin Zone I wish we could get a Donny Warren back on the roster.
He doesn’t have any for u beacaue u are black… U need to report him…
Kellys_Chipadelphia Jason Peters had really soft hands. not much of a route runner though.
They should make him eligible on a goal line play. Just for shits and giggles.
Fiversons No Spin Zone that lawsuit stuff made him a local legend
JosephR2225 that would be very Bellichick of us
Damn, didn’t realize he has with the skins all three bowls…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Freddy Smokes had way more bowls while on the skins than Warren
southy vs the BAH Fiversons No Spin Zone Undoubtedly. Although, he may have preferred blunts.
The law firm of Davis, Token and Smoken is not obscure, fives. Be ready to hear from their offices for this slander.
So I get home from work last night, and my mother-in-law immediately trolls me about a study she just read/watched on tv about fan satisfaction with their sports teams. This covered all sports. She was excited that the Tampa Bay Lightning were ranked third in fan satisfaction. She snickered that the Skins were almost at the very bottom of the list, even lower than the Buccaneers.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I sent her to her room without dinner.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Coach Hale IS black
Grew up with my uncles
The games I’ve gone to over the last 3 seasons, all comp tickets
those two hookers with Odom were 7’s at best…. 75K doesn’t buy you much these days
We hate our stadium, owner, and the media has a vested interest in making us feel bad about our team’s name. No surprise there.
You should get your own place and move out of your wife’s parent’s house.
You should tell her, it’s easy to satisfy all 3 fans of the Lightning.
Chip joked that Caleb hasn’t missed a kick yet this week….
They havent practiced yet, lol.
Kellys_Chipadelphia Sources say Chip cut Sturgis from the team when he called “MONEY!” on a trash can shot that missed.
Actually, my mother-in-law is OK. She does all of the grocery shopping, all of my daughters laundry, all of the dishes after dinner, and pays into the house account…..and I don’t have sex with her. Oh my God, I’m married to my mother-in-law!
This might explain why he’s fat
http://deadspin.com/joel-embiid-drinking-shirley-temples-by-the-pitcher-is-1736939993
Afraid to Google Lamar’s hookers.
I’ll take your word for it Lupo
HailBandG Embiid will lead them in the quest for the 2025 1st overall draft pick.
They tried the purgatory thing like the Wizards right before this plan.
Keep making jokes. One of these years we are all gonna wake up and the Sixers are gonna be the 7th seed in the Eastern Conf. No joke. Might even take a game from somebody.
cloisterwater Hinkie’s making some sort of blood pact with the Wizards, until he realized they weren’t that kind of Wizard.
cloisterwater I’m actually not going to be around much, I have a Cert Exam tomorrow so not spending much time online today
I think outside Philly at a rest stop is the last place to get Roy’s in the world. Philly…the last refuge of villains and shitty holsters of fries.
splooz would have waited to take those the day after a skins loss
The East is terrible, who cares? They won’t even make the ECFs, book it.
cloisterwater The East will never make the Eastern Conference Finals?
That actually sounds legit.
Splooz- the only trusted source when it comes to rest stops.
Playoffs are tough in all sports. I’ll wager a pizza that the Wiz are a top 3 seed in the East this year. Take it or leave it.
Kellys_Chipadelphia He even has business cards he hands out in the men’s rooms.
I don’t give a shit. They don’t have a legitimate shot to win a title, which last I checked is the ultimate goal.
Lupo For real? I only knew this as a kid:
http://www.royrogersrestaurants.com/
splooz I’ve definitely passed a Roy on the NJ Turnpike.
Walt Whitman plaza, between Exits 3 and 4.
As I recall there is also one on 95 in Maryland, near the Susquehanna river.
Fucking love Dennis Hof
Hof http://pagesix.com/2015/10/15/kardashians-ripped-for-trying-to-silence-brothel-owner/ the Kardashians’s publicist contacted him to ask whether or not he would continue making media appearances:
“I said, ‘Yes, I’m going to go on the “Nancy Grace” show.’ And she [the Kardashian publicist] said, ‘Please don’t do that. We’d rather have Khloe say what needs to be said.’ I told her to go to hell.”
http://jezebel.com/lamar-odom-on-his-last-leg-as-khloe-prepares-for-the-wo-1736911134
JosephR2225 There’s also one at the Joyce Kilmer Service area. Good times.
Caps and Wiz have been seen as legitimate title contenders in recent years. More recently than any Philly team which would likely be the 2011 Phils.
Splooz mocking Hinkie’s plan is awesome. He doesn’t even realize the only reason the Wizards are any good is because they hit on a first and third overall pick in the lottery.
The Nats were seen as legitimate contenders this year too….
If you choose to believe that, who am I to take that away from you.
Otto Porter coming along too.
I mean the only reason that Cleveland is good is…
They have as much chance to win the title as the sixers do.
I choose to believe that plenty of “experts” have predicted the Nats and Caps to take home their respective titles this year (even if it didn’t happen for the Nats). I haven’t seen any Philly team linked to a title prediction by national media in awhile.
That’s what you’re using for your Wizards critique right?
Not at all. My thoughts aren’t controlled by the media and PFF like you.
So they’re going to follow the Wiz plan and yet you mock the Wiz plan…
Lol splooz….since we are talking about hype essentially …. The Media jumped on the Eagles bandwagon this year.
They are where they are is all. I never said the plan wasn’t sound at first. Their stars aren’t good enough honestly. If they added another they’d be real contenders.
We mock your mocking of the Sixers plan when the Wizards did the samething.
They did it accidentally, whereas the Sixers are doing it intentionally. It’s pretty simple.
I’m mocking your mocking of his mocking because I can’t do anything else since the Knicks suck.
Lupo wasn’t trying to kick a man when he’s in a coma
But he should be allowed to make fun, beacaue his tam is better… Don’t be a juSrin about this…
I don’t recall seeing many Eagles to the SB predictions across the media. But whatever. Nats and Caps are seen as title contenders by the national media in their respective sports. Wiz are considered upper end playoff contenders in theirs. Skins suck. Now let’s do Philly.
Eagles – Borderline playoff contender preseason (Dallas was the favorite). Currently sitting at 2-3 tied for last in the East
Phils – Last in the east, as expected
76ers – Among the worst team in the NBA. Can’t get lucky with lotto balls or picks either
Flyers – Not a good 2014. Not looking to promising heading into 2015.
I’d say DC fans should have more across the board hope than Philly fans right now. 3 playoff contending teams this year and likely into next (Caps, Nats, Zards) to 1 (Eagles).
wait, the wizards are accidentally good but the sixers are intentionally horrible?
cloisterwater Save yourself the time. They are 5’s at best. They’re the girls I would wit at 2:30 in the morning because they were the only ones left in the bar when it closed.
You can continue with his deflecting if you want Chipper. I made my point that the Wiz have the same chance of winning the title as the Sixers. This can’t be argued.
scroll to the bottom of article http://pagesix.com/2015/10/16/lamar-odom-seen-popping-pills-on-surveillance-video/?_ga=1.19876989.450259755.1432905961
The Wizards accidentally sucked to get top lottery picks. They were actually trying to win, but couldn’t.
The Wiz didn’t do the same thing as the 76ers. The Wiz sucked due to their own front office incompetence and got Wall. Wall took time to develop and that helped them get Beal and now maybe Porter. Wall is developing nicely into a potential top 10 NBA player, Beal is becoming a top SG, and Porter (if playoffs and preseason are real) is potentially fulfilling his potential too.
Leonsis bought the Wiz and cleaned house right before they got Wall. There was no plan to stink. They never tanked. They just did stink. Now, they’re a pretty good team and likely on the upswing with 3 young growing players and the inside track on a top 2 player in FA next offseason.
Also the Flyers aren’t looking too bad right now and have a lot of young talent that will make the jump to the NHL soon. So 2 out of 4 isn’t bad.
Sir Squatch THANK YOU! Isn’t there some football we can talk about?
It’s fun putting splooz in his place when it comes to his turning up his nose at the Sixers’ plan.
He’s putting me in my place for having hope that the Wiz are improving, Nats were (and are contenders), and Caps are a cup favorite this year. We should have no hope for any of our teams…ever. Even if we’re told to.
splooz I just want to know, does anyone know how to play NBA 2k, because I am terrible at that shit.
splooz Speaking of that, is there any update on Trent and Licht?
They both are building/going to build on top lottery picks. “But you’re doing it on purpose!!! That’s not right!!!”
Nah. I was always sucky at NBA games. Even easy to play ones like Double Dribble and NBA Live 95.
so, the sixers were intentionally good before they intentionally sucked? were the wizards accidentally good before the accident of them being bad?
splooz NBA Street was my jam. I was decent at the old NBA 2ks but they’ve gotten more complicated.
“But you have no hope of ever being good cause I say so.”
– Shitwater
They both had terrible FO’s that the new regime had to dig the team out of the hole of suckiness
I have no interest in fake orgies with fake groupies and fake Spike Lee in my game. Give me real porn, a fleshlight, and some other black guy to boo.
No, they were in purgatory where they were good enough to make the playoffs in a weak east, but never good enough to really contend for it all. Like the WIz are now.
https://twitter.com/Redskins https://twitter.com/Redskins/status/655062967730491392https://twitter.com/Redskins/status/655062967730491392
OUT for Sunday’s game vs. Jets: Hall, Reed, Culliver, Lichtensteiger, T. Williams.
QUESTIONABLE: D. Jackson, M. Jones.
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FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK
Matt Mosley & Eli M I’m a train wreck fan this week. I will take equally great pleasure watching either team go off the rails.
splooz I got it free with the XBone so I can’t complain too much.
Do the right thing, Splooz.
And the Wiz have done it against all odds (and the odds were long…we’re talking about arguably the worst franchise in sports for 30 years). Now, they’re on the cusp of being a real contender. That really bothers Cloister.
Am I the one fag doing the fucking or am I th fag getting ducked?
They need another true star, we’ve been over this. You just pretend they are better than they really are.
I think they should give the ball to Alfred Morris 100x then.
Most people see Wall as a top star. 2 potential emerging stars and the inside track on one of the 2 biggest in the NBA this offseason. I’d say they’re looking good.
cloisterwater They remade it for current gen. It’s pretty decent.
http://www.amazon.com/NBA-Jam-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B003KZJB2U
You can get that shit cheaper used, I’m sure.
Cue the Dallas fans with how important each Cow is and how unimportant everyone else in the NFL is.
I’m back in Utah. Cliffs much closer. Must…not…jump…tilll….there’s…snow!
There’s that pretending again. But as long as they give a good effort and tried their very best I know you will consider the season a success.
Bottom sideline between half court line and three point arc was automatic regardless of what player used.
Looks like my daughter is gonna have to learn how to play NBA Jams
splooz He was listed as FP yesterday, so I expect him to play.
cloisterwater She’ll learn about “Heating Up” and “On Fire” and “Boomshakalaka” before playing beer pong. As she should.
No worries, the sure-fire NBA champion Zards are right around the corner!
Did you know (per vegasinsider.com):
The Washington Wizards’ odds of winning the 2016 NBA finals are 55/1.
The Philadelphia Flyers odds of winning the 2016 Stanley Cup are 60/1.
I suppose the over/under for what counts as a legit contender is 57.5 or so.
I don’t think I’m comfortable talking about my daughter and beer pong quite yet.
I guess we’ll find out. Has he ever actually taken a snap in an NFL regular season game at LT before?
LOL I meant in just the NBA Jam context, not “starting her early on drinking” context.
splooz If we have any kind of running game and Kirk isn’t killed, Callahan will be my fucking hero!
I never claimed the Zards were title contenders. I claimed the Caps were and that no Philly teams were. Way to ignore that point.
Of course a team losing “starters” that was projected to truly suck anyway is no big deal; I mean so instead of the 6 games (best case scenario) they win 4-5.
“Woe is us”
Seriously? You’re gonna choy me and talk about shit that has nothing to do with my overall point that you disagreed with?
Have you seen the stone cold locks Joe has graciously provided us knowledgeable bettors.
Splooz’s point is that DC fans have to rely on hype instead of actual production. All that matters is where DC teams are projected to go, see the Nats.
In the case of what was projected (accurately I might add) to suck, it’s even possible that the difference between the back-up and the starter is so negligible, that there might not be any difference is expected win totals.
So, skins fans got that to keep them warm at night. And splooze obviously.
Philly teams title vs DC teams odds (vegasinsider):
NFL:
Eagles – 40/1
Skins – 125/1 (I think they’ve actually moved up from preseason!)
NHL:
Caps 15/1
Flyers – 60/1
NBA:
Wiz – 55/1
76ers – 350/1
MLB:
Phils – *snicker*
Nats – Fuck
Things sure are looking great in Philly these days.
So we both agree, the Wizards plan of contending is no better than the Sixers.
No we don’t agree on that. Being a playoff team gives you a chance to contend. The 76ers have no chance.
Good thing we don’t live off hype, unlike DC fans…
What do you live off then? Realistic expectations of losing? You don’t get excited when a Philly team is projected to contend? Right. I recall the Dream Team and cool, calm heads prevailed.
I’m just mocking you cunts. I expect the Skins to lose players every year.
They have no chance, unless by break you mean the ankles and knees of every star on Cleveland, Atlanta, and about half the teams of the west.
Well to win the title you only need to defeat 1 west team in 7 games and Cleveland is a Lebron injury or cold streak away from giving someone else a shot. Atlanta is eminently beatable as well.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ NFL wants to be the only one posting them so they get the clicks
I mean players. Skins are down 5 offensive starters this week (including our best player) and 3 defensive. That’s football.
SirSquatch
Washington Redskins @Redskins 1m
1 minute ago
OUT for Sunday’s game vs. Jets: Hall, Reed, Culliver, Lichtensteiger, T. Williams. QUESTIONABLE: D. Jackson, M. Jones.
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/35095510/17 minutes ago
Take the Jets frenchie.
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Yeah, not changing my pick anymore
Production. Remember you started this based on hype, because it’s all you’ve got.
Splooz the champion of national media.
We aren’t hyping up the Phills or Sixers. The Flyers are getting some buzz because of the new coach and young players and the Eagles get hype because of the big moves they made this offseason also because our coach hasn’t gone back to college dispite national media members saying otherwise.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Jets’ win. Jets’ win by a lot.
DAYS WITHOUT INCIDENT
LEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS
THIS HAS BEEN YOUR DAILY SAM BRADFORD ACL INJURY UPDATE
Cowboys sux
DJ NUGGZ Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Probably score most of their points on D
DJ NUGGZ Funny that the ACL has suddenly become the least of his problems as of late….
I don’t even think about him hurting his knee again. Didn’t think that would pass so quickly.
cloisterwater Preseason: “I hope he holds together better than a Fabreige egg”
Current Season: “STOP THROWING STUPID FUCKING INTS BRADFORD GO BACK TO BEING PRESEASON BRADFORD GOD DAMN!”
DJ NUGGZ I hope the others all pick Denver or Zona
And they lose. So I can end this survivor shit early
Dongtavious Steelwang DJ NUGGZ indeed. we shall continue to monitor this closely though.
I know he’s out today, but they haven’t really said what it is or much about it. I couldn’t really tell you one way or the other.
Dongtavious Steelwang cloisterwater No more int’s…damn sure not in the fucking redzone…and our WR’s need to catch the damn ball…
Do that, they could win the next 8.
Sir Squatch DJ NUGGZ Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Despite the Skins’ D being decent against the run all year, I like Ivory in this game for a buck and 2 scores.
I think he’s coming around nicely. Overcame early struggles last game and looked good against the Skins.
DJ NUGGZ The D just can’t seem to get everything going at once. They will have a good pass rush and stop the run, but the secondary falls apart, or the secondary does great, we can’t get pressure and give up tons of rushing yards.
He’s been playing well. I’m sorry your fragile QB got hurt and not ours. That had to be a huge kick in the nuts after your offseason trolling, but try not to take it out on me please.
cloisterwater Him staying healthy was the hugest hurdle. Now him being good is the next one.
I don’t like what you’re implying. I think that molly has affected you.
He seems much more comfortable in terms of being the leader of the team. It’s not something you just jump right into when going to a new team. Now he just needs to continue to develop chemistry with his receivers. It’s a slower process than most of us would have liked, but you can see improvement.
Yikes, Trent is now experiencing concussion like symptoms… Sit him out along either Kory, Reed, Cully and everybody else that is hurting… We are toast this game anyways…. Regroup healthy after the bye week…
They’re saying he’s just sick now and not in the concussion protocol.
Mike Jones -@MikeJonesWaPo Oct 11
Now Redskins PR chief says it’s not a concussion but that Williams isn’t feeling well and being monitored. But still not permitted to speak
I guess that one-armed, one-legged surfer/shark attack victim came back for him.
Yeah that was after the game. Then it was a stinger, then he suddenly went into protocal after practice on Wednesday
Oh…well maybe he got dinged. Who knows. He’s hurt so sit him and let him rest till the bye.
Well that’s better for the long term… Regardless, he should sit Sunday…
splooz Mara is going to send the NFL after them for their concussion reporting issues
At least our independent head doctor is no longer the same dick that fucked Griffin and the soccer player over. I think they’re doing the right thing here…if there’s any doubt (which there appears to be) get his ass in the protocol.
Redskins will rely on the most experienced veteran on Sunday. Morgan Moses.
splooz I think the issue is that they knew it was a concussion after the game, but didn’t report it.
Run to right, run to right, play action to right.
Play action to right, run to right, play action right
Run to right, run to right, play action to right
Repeat.
Could have kept him. Trading him hurt their cap. They wanted to rebuild their OL and he was one of their few tradable assets.
Cap mainly, I believe. I think they really liked the idea of getting Unger and a first rounder as well.
“Bet you could use a cold one eh Clark?”
Weirdness courtesy of Canada and Hollywood.
And you got to check the photo out.
http://www.reviewjournal.com/entertainment/the-reel/randy-quaid-wife-evi-released-vermont-jail
Alshon Jeffery (hamstring) remained limited at Friday’s practice and is questionable for Week 6 against the Lions.
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I never should’ve drafted this pussy
If I didn’t have Antonio, Edelman & Steve Smiff SR, I’d be screwed
Ugh I see we have reached the portion of the day where pussies tell us about their fantasy teams we don’t care about and can’t make up their own minds.
That looks fine but you might want to be careful if OBJ doesn’t play. Hasn’t practiced this week.
I dunno, the Eagles are pretty good against TEs
You’re putting up a great effort in the Fantasy Blogger league I’m running.
I like who you have in there. Unless ODB is out, then I’d take a shot with Matthews, new coach and all.
Kellys_Chipadelphia If OBJ plays then nothing needs to be changed, if he doesn’t he needs to move that flex spot and his only option is Donnell. If he can’t do that (from above), #fucked
Many people care about those things. No one cares about your fantasy team. Literally 1 person on earth.
lol, you going with the “due theory” regarding the Eagles against TEs.
Lol
Other than Witten name one they’ve played that was even decent.
It is. I’m hoping the coaching change helps out Lamar Miller, who’s been a huge disappointment so far
Ben Watwon is not, and has never been even decent. So….
splooz You’re killing it in trolling over 40+ yards though. You’re like the D-Jax of bloggers.
Justin is ruining blog again… Time to do some actual work…
And people respond to other sports as well. But literally…no one cares about your fantasy team. No one cares about anybody’s fantasy team(s) but their own.
Agreed… We still probably couldn’t enjoy it due to Justin spamming the blog with fantasy….
Sir Squatch cloisterwater Drinking bird was being a Bro and found it for him.
Matt Mosley & Eli M Which part? The missed INT or the missed Intentional Grounding?
A little more information would be appreciated… I’m worried about u…
I’m taking suggestions for Mosley’s new avatar and name.
Nice weekend off for the Cowboys to enjoy then back to business next week with all but Romo returning for the Giants game next sunday….can’t wait to see Hardy make Eli his bitch.
I’m waiting for splooz to attack this post because no one cares
Nope. Zero rooting interest in the 4 teams left…just glad Dodgers are out.
@ Choy
What do u think the final Cowboys record is going to be? And please, don’t be hold back and be your modest self…
Cowboys Run Game:
http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/183970/cowboys-search-for-ways-to-get-run-game-back-on-track
Should be surprised that it is in the middle of the pack:
Weeden v. Romo: Romo is far better at deciding the plays and covrages at the line. Audible into and out of run/pass.
Weeden/Dez/Williams: Without a deep threat defenses can tee off in the box. Makes any break aways really difficult.
Callahan: Creative leader that moved on. I think the real loss is the in-game experience to make adjustments to scheme and respond to what the defense is doing.
Randle: About where I would expect him to be (see Murray for 6 games…). Jury is out, bad break having the above happen in his first starting stretch. Doesn’t bode well that they traded for a second rounder that is bigger and wants to start more than Randle apparently does (see underwear theft…).
OLine: They are highly rated (#2 I think) for pass but only middle of the pack for rush. They should take a significant amount of the blame for lack of meaningful run game.
Will be interesting to see what happens as Dez and Romo get back or if Cassel makes a difference. I had Randle at 1000 yards, he is projected at 925. The issue is that he has a few big runs and lots of nothing runs. Sure he is on track for nearly 1000 yards but they need more 2nd and 5s. They need more out of the rest of the RBs too.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Difficult to say with Cassel coming in. I thought they needed to be .500 when Romo returns to haev a chance to make the playoffs. But that was before the rest of the division was so awful.
It’ll be fun to watch Dez throw temper tantrums at Cassel because he can’t hit a receiver beyond five yards
Dez coming back will be huge….btw I told you he’d be back for Giants game.
cloisterwater Love the slow creep from the shadows.
“Wait for it…wait for it…..WAIT FOR IT!!!”
Nothing is set in stone… But the BNA are playing well, Eagles seem to have turned the corner, skins aren’t a bad team this year…
He’s back…everybody knows he’s playing next sunday. Don’t kid yourself
I hope he does. He’ll probably get hurt again coming back so soon.
Neither one of those teams is a legit threat to them once Romo is back
Y’all might already be out of it before he can come back…
Didn’t that already happen this season. I think he’s skipping the December rush.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 “This yelling brought to my headset even louder by Microsoft”
Cowboys will be the only team in the division to finish over .500…..Book it, enjoy the weekend and go fuck yourselves.
Choy being shitrant’s betting guru makes perfect sense
When it happens, just like last season when I nailed all the predictions then maybe you’ll understand.
choyboy0724 He isn’t back yet. I doubt he sees any sigficant playing time against Giants.
If he is back for Seattle it is still ahead of my schedule so it is a plus.
He is playing next week. He wouldn’t be doing the things he is doing this week if he or the team didn’t think he could play next week or have a big impact in the game.
It will happen so just understand that and it will make the reality of it easier to accept for you
choyboy0724 I think the Eagles have a good chance to win though
I think they have an excellent chance to win and the Redskins have an excellent chance to lose to the Jets
cloisterwater Was hoping we’d get him on the offchance he gets let go. Shame.
cloisterwater
That he is. You notice that the Ravens didn’t cut him when he wanted more money? 🙂
Splooz,
That ‘malicious traffic’ I saw yesterday turns out to be adware, Malwarebytes just classifies it as malicious traffic, and, I agree with that classification. Whatever little robot fucker that installed it in Firefox didn’t tell me or ask my permission, so, as far as I’m concerned, it’s malicious software.
Itsmebeenthereagain
Yes, it’s a prime example of just how retarded ‘science writers’ can be. They don’t know the difference between a Dyson Sphere and a Dyson Swarm. The former is SciFi, the latter is a legitimate astronomical term. It made for a much better story (and got them far more clicks, to call the ‘object’ a Dyson sphere rather than what it probably is, a Dyson Swarm (a rare collection of comets in close orbit around a sun that make it appear to be almost a solid object).
Itsmebeenthereagain
It’s this kind of stupidity (the reporter, not you) that made me start having to check any ‘science’ report out at the source (if the reporter is ethical enough to even provide a source. Most of the ‘science’ reporters are almost illiterate when it comes to actual science and are more interested in a ‘big story’ than they are in ethical, honest reporting — ‘Just the Facts, Ma’am”
I honestly don’t think the Eagles will shut the Giants out again. Told you I’m not a homer.
cloisterwater
Lupo math. I guess, in the end, he’s saying that Dallas loses the Bye
Why is your comment featured on the west board Justin? And are you referring to your own prison experience?
cloisterwater
I guess, in the end, he’s saying that Dallas loses the bye
Bill_In_FL Monz Venus I literally couldn’t post anything for the last 10 minutes. I thought I had been banned.
https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt Retweeted
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https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/655104400571125762
THIS JUST IN: Lamar Odom is conscious, breathing on his own in Las Vegas hospital. (via https://twitter.com/ramonashelburne)
Wow… That’s a turn for the best…. I still heard he will never make a full recovery, or even a partial one…
Every week there’s a few irrational moments where I think the Skins will beat anyone. I’m yet to have that this week. Dunno if that’s good or bad.
It’s neither… We are decimated this week… Just sit all of them…
I hope Kirk doesn’t get killed this week… Even though he sucks…
splooz
you’re buying into the old meme, “on any given Sunday, any team in the NFL can beat any other team” and, TBH, there’s a lot of truth in that statement. The difference between the best & worst team in the NFL is not that great.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Stop whining about injuries, you sound like a Boys fan I know
The Skins are dropping this one, unfortunately. I think they had a fighting chance with Trent and Kory starting, but not now.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Why, this is the perfect opportunity for the emergence of the ‘Savior’ RGIII
JosephR2225
Well, true, I don’t have one myself, but, I’ve heard the PFF grade on ‘brains’ is very high.
To put it in perspective, not one of the Skins OL that will take the field on Sunday were starters last year. Fuuuuucccccckkkkk.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
JosephR2225
Old joke
A very rich man with a terminal brain disease went to the neurologist and was told that there was a new procedure that could replace his brain with another brain from a dead donor. Grasping at straws the man asked how much. The Doctor replied, It varies —
for instance the brain of a Nobel Laurette costs $200,000, for a run of the mill average person’s brain it is $50,000. Intrigued, the man looked at a set of brains that had a price tag of $20,000,000 and asked why they were so much more expensive than the Nobel prize winners. The Doc responded, “Them? oh, those are more expensive because they belonged to a Marine, and therefore, have never been used.”
They were bound to go on a 5-10 game losing streak at some point in the season
Don’t forget to clap extra hard during the pre game speak
rep138 Monz Venus
Hmm, you appear to have only 1 RB this week
cloisterwater
Well they better be careful at Foxboro. Those showers are probably bugged now.
Too true Jay the assholeRedskins coach Jay Gruden: ‘We’ve got a heck of a team not playing’
http://espn.go.com/blog/washington-redskins/post/_/id/20694/redskins-coach-jay-gruden-weve-got-a-heck-of-a-team-not-playing
So if yesterday afternoon the biggest knock against Dallas was for having lost to the woeful saints who can’t beat anyone else…..
splooz NFC East Injured list > NFC East healthy players list.
splooz That would be the same Falcons who are 5-1 with wins over Washington, Philly, and New York?
Skins best case scenario is like 7 wins this year. We’re ok losing to them in OT cause our QB is a known turnover maching. Dallas lost by 11 in regulation.
I like all 3. make sure the parm is baked and crispy if that’s your move.
splooz Their last 7 was in the final couple of minutes of the game, it was a close game throughout and Dallas led most of the game.
Ever wonder what further contributions to society people like Nicolas Tesla and Howard Hughes could have made if people knew how to treat / manage severe OCD back then?
22SnakePlissken5150 I kinda equate Hughes w Tony Stark’s father
Bill_In_FL 22SnakePlissken5150 They would have needed to manage his pain after the plane crash better as well, which is not a given since painkiller addiction is still a big problem today.
22SnakePlissken5150
I always think about Hughes when I am eating peas, or on rarer occasions where I am peeing in a bottle.
rep138 22SnakePlissken5150 Hospital beds remind me of him. Motherfucker designed a prototype for the kinds of highly adjustable hospital beds we’ve been using since the 50’s while recovering from his XF-111 crash.
Their OCD likely led to their genius. Treating it might have limited them.
splooz Possibly. Maybe just treatment later in life before they both become so out there as to be unproductive.
splooz
I was just going to write about pharmaceuticals dulling their brains, although maybe cognitive therapy could have helped.
Fact is most true geniuses are borderline crazy. Messing with that formula likely would upset the genius.
splooz I read that several studies have shown that the smarter a person is, the more prone to mental illness they are. It’s like running an engine at really high RPM for extended periods when everyone else is at or just above idle. Shit breaks down.
22SnakePlissken5150 splooz
Remember that old saying that people only use 10% of their brains? It was thought that smart people use a bit more. This was hilariously debunked when a scientist suggested that removing any part of the “unused” brain would most likely result in big problems. Lol.
rep138 22SnakePlissken5150 splooz Yeah, another old idea that science debunked decades upon decades ago but remained in pop culture thinking right up until recently.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You are Mosley and Mosley is you
THE LEGION GROWS
Dayum this place is dead. I leave you guys alone for a few days and this happens????
Free Chase Utley your mom gave half the board VD, they’re down at the clinic getting antibiotics right now.
That’s not a nice thing to say at all. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Free Chase Utley Like I have the capacity to feel shame anymore….HA.
22SnakePlissken5150 Valid point. You are the 1st person I thought of when I read this. http://media.fyre.co/01STIIhIQmixhQVgpe3H_jVCxqIA.jpg
Free Chase Utley Matt Mosley & Eli M as long as you don’t claim to be the walrus.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ even the mods over there make dummy accounts of each other. Fuck, there are like a dozen “Keal” accounts over there.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 22SnakePlissken5150 We EXIST because of the good graces of Keal and the west board’s existence. Show them some respect, Kiz-unt.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 22SnakePlissken5150 http://i.imgur.com/28nbHWP.jpg
This is an oldie but goodie. Justin, always know that I still love you. http://i.imgur.com/pglEWfc.jpg
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
Damn Justin’s in full rage mode. He should feel lucky that his gay lion and gay peacock haven’t dropped by to say hello yet.
I’ve been hanging out with my wife and in laws all day and getting a bit of grief from her for posting on here instead of spending every waking moment of today with them so I will leave you with my predictions for the games before she beats me.
Eagles 27 Giants 0
Jets 27 Skins 0
Bye Week 27 Cowboys 0
I’m out of here. Enjoy the rest of the day. I will try to sneak by later.
“While its not a true indication that he’s going to be with Eagles for years to come, was told Chip recently purchased a house.”- @caplannfl
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He’s staying forever! Yay!
I guess he didn’t have a good time at the Versace Vampire Ball…
Joe Buck doing play-by-play for FOX in the Royals-Jays series
Dammit
It’s just like the Taylor Swift curse & the Jays being at the Leafs game. They caught the level of stink. They’ll shake it off & be OK starting tomorrow
Did you just conveniently say just shake it off” to quote your favorite Taylor Swift song?
I really don’t
I remember Shake Ya Tailfeather by Nelly & Diddy
Bill_In_FL Yes there is. See???http://i.imgur.com/hHbYxQJ.gif
The NFL announced there will likely be no need for the NFCE division winner to come to the playoffs this year… It would just be a waste of everyone’s time.
I wonder with Mathews being questionable if we see some of Kenjon.
Jays are going to win to win today, by 4 plus runs…
After further review the NFL decides the NFCE deserves a playoff spot just in case they get to play the Cardinals who lost to a 7-9 division winner last year
“His teammates feel the same way. Bryant wore a helmet and shoulder pads and shorts as he went through resistance http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2015/10/15/cowboys-wr-dez-bryant-details-the-plan-for-return/#
with trainer Britt Brown on the sideline during Thursday’s practice. He
sprinted, cut, shuffled and backpedaled in the session, later telling
me that it’s the first time he’s run free of the help of machinery (like
the anti-gravity treadmill).” Thursday
Looks like Bryant has a better than 50-50 chance to return against the Giants. His return would be a huge boost to the Boys offense
I don’t think it will. Still has no one to throw it to him and they never focus the offense around him before
DallasCowboysSux
At least the Cowboys were there, where were the rest of the beast teams — sitting on the couch.
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Apparently you don’t follow game film much. Might be one of the most ignorant statements I’ve seen in a while. While Dallas may/may not ‘focus’ the offense around Dez (whatever that actually means, regardless he accounted for 16 TDs last season), the defenses he faces certainly ‘focus’ their efforts around stopping him. Dez routinely draws double coverage and sometimes double with a LB ‘buzzed’ underneath (see the Giants game). When teams do that they can’t devote double coverage to Witten and Beasley on 3rd down and they can’t stack 8/9 in the box of 1st & 2nd down either.
For the same reasons his presence helps the run game, teams can’t afford to stack the box with Dez on the field and, he’s a very strong WR and his run blocking helps the RB if he escapes the first level. It is one of Dez’s overlooked talents.
When Dez is on the field defenses have to play differently than when he’s not, regardless of the QB under center, if they don’t they risk him taking over the game.
Matt Mosley & Eli M
he still has massive issues when he faces pressure, his ‘stats’ say he’s the worst QB in the league facing pressure
https://twitter.com/WSJopinion/status/655465926943469569
North Korea could have as many as 100 nuclear bombs within five years
and may already be able to mount warheads on missiles capable of
reaching the United States”
Good thing General Atomics just delivered a truck mounted 130KW laser system (laser, guidance, and power system included in < 3000 lb package) to the US Army for testing. A similar system is being tested for use in a KC-130 by Lockheed. A 130KW chemical laser can burn through 20 FEET of steel in < 5 secs from over 2 miles. Putting a 300+KW laser (more than likely available in < 5 years) in orbit (all technically feasible using today’s technology) would give us the capability to obliterate any nuclear missile aimed at the continental US (wouldn’t stop an all out Russian launch, but it would stop anything the N Koreans & Iranians may be likely to throw at us in the next 50 years or so).
Risk him taking over the game? I could understand you saying this about Julio Jones but not Dez Bryant. The biggest risk is Dez re injuring his foot by not letting it fully heal.
Sir Squatch
Why is that a ‘yay’. when he’s in it opens up a huge array of plays for your offense.
lddsfuws
well, this is all assuming he’s medically cleared. He’s already stated he won’t play unless cleared by the docs and I don’t think there has been one statement from the Cowboys ‘brass’ that says that they feel otherwise. The recovery time from this injury varies greatly — from 3 – season ending, depending on the players healing rate (the three weeks was from a Dr Chao treated NFL DL who returned to the field 3 weeks after the injury and played the entire season without incident.)
lddsfuws
If he was out against the Pats than it wouldn’t be sarcasm.
It’s not an ignorant statement at all Bill. The Steelers have the best RB and WR in the game and Brown has been shut down due to Vick’s horrible play and the Steelers offense is mediocre at best when they could be a top three offense. Brown carried consecutive 5 reception games till Big Ben got hurt.
lddsfuws
it’s kind of funny that trolls on the board think the blown call from last year bothers me. Laughable
Pretty much every Skin I want to play is out and the one I want out is not hurt…Kirk. Daggers.
DallasCowboysSux
Why do you think showing a blown call by the refs bothers me?
lddsfuws
Ah, I’ve been sick and am not at peak mental capacity.
I hate this so much and agree with Bomani. This treatment of Bob sucks
Now, Griffin is on the bench. It makes sense, in many ways, for all parties involved. But the scrutiny he was under, the way his play was critiqued, simply isn’t the same as what’s happening with Cousins. The difference in how he’s treated by media, fans and his head coach is startling. It’s unavoidable. It’s comical. And it’s also disturbing.
splooz
Ah, If Kirk goes out, your best WR goes out (happened), your best CB goes out (happened), & you lose 4 of your best pass rushers and one of your best LBs for 4 games, come talk to me. We will commiserate together.
Washington has suffered some bad losses to be certain and they don’t have much depth. I’ll be crazy here and speculate that Dallas has better depth than Washington, although that is surely debatable, given the results.
Air Force has a LB with the last name ‘Steelhammer’ , what an awesome name for a LB
splooz
Bob needs a change of scenery for certain. Although, in the end, I don’t think it will help. Also ‘in the end’ his issues aren’t ‘fixable’ and he will always be a great College player whose game does not translate to the NFL
Skins are missing their top 2 CBs. Their #1 pass rusher. 3 starting OL players LT, LG, C). 3 TEs (1, 2, and 3 on the depth chart). Their #1 WR. Their starting SS.
Kindly, shut the fuck up. Kindly.
splooz
Well, maybe we should agree to buy each other a beer & cry into them together? Anything involving more beer is a win
splooz
Come on. The Redskins gave up a lot to get Griffin. I don’t think you can compare expectations between the two. I think the best thing for Griffin would be to go somewhere else next year.
The price was paid and is a sunk cost. The treatment of the man should have nothing to do with that. Jay inherited them both and paid nothing for either. He’s been a huge dick to Bob (and the media as well) and they’re in love with Kirk despite him stinking.
It sucks to watch.
splooz
he’s gotten a ‘raw deal’ because his game doesn’t translate into the NFL game. I would venture to say that any ‘run first’ QB who can’t really read a defense is ever going to be successful in the NFL. NFL players are just to big & too fast & too smart to allow that type of player to be successful for long.
He’s read the defenses enough to turn the ball over significantly less than Kirk.
splooz
I’m not sure that ‘reading defenses’ has anything to do with ‘turning the ball over’
splooz
I don’t think Gruden is ‘in love’ with Bob. It think he’s doing what he has to do to bolster Kirk’s confidence and try to get the most out of him as he can. If he were ‘in love’ with him, Kirk would have been signed to an extension a long time ago.
splooz
I don’t think too many people are praising Cousins. You are looking at choice A and choice B. I think the Redskins should be figuring out what choice C is going to be. I know you’re a big fan of RG3 but I don’t think he’s the same player physically after all the injures and he did not look good when playing last year.
He’s certainly treated Kirk better as the starter than he did Bob. Somethings rotten.
Well that ship has sailed but I’m frustrated to see Jay treating Kirk how he should have treated Bob the past 2 seasons…and the media as well. It’s shameful to see the local and national media treat Kirk better when he’s as bad, if not worse, than Bob has ever been.
rep138 splooz
Hence the idea that his ‘game’ doesn’t translate to the NFL. Look at any College team that runs a spread option running attack. I am passingly familiar with ‘spread option running attacks’ that feature the QB as running the ball more often than not as I am a madly passionate fan of Navy. Navy has to have at least two QBs capable of running the offense because in almost every season in the last 12, the Navy starting QB has missed time. NFL offenses can’t afford to have two highly paid QBs. QBs, by their physical stature, can’t take the pounding NFL defenses give to RBs. There’s a reason NFL RBs decline after about 5 years, and an ‘option’ type offense treats the QB as if he were a RB.
splooz
Well, I can’t speak to the racial aspect of it. If you say it is, then, it is. I’ve spent a LOT of time in the military training myself to not give a fuck what color a person is and to only consider what they bring to the team. I don’t care if they are black, white, purple or plaid, if they can spot an ambush from 100 meters, then they run point unless they are too sick to move.
splooz
it was always amazing to me that guys that could almost ‘sense’ an ambush. regardless, you learned to trust their judgement.
Badboy Bob
Sadly, I have to favor the Eagles in this one. 1) because and Eagles win puts the NFCE title that much closer to Dallas, and, 2) because a Giants loss favors Dallas a lot more than an Eagles loss.
Over the next 3 weeks Dallas has has the opportunity to take command of the NFCE race by beating the Giants & the Eagles, going 2-0 vs both & 4-0 in the division
DallasCowboysSux Bill_In_FL
and that means you’ve been drinking?
rep138 DallasCowboysSux
Man up Cruz. Your enemy doesn’t give a shit if you are hurt. He’ll just laugh before he pulls the trigger and ends you
Bill_In_FL WSJ editorial page is utter trash. How do you not know this?
3 run lead only to give up twice that many… Price didn’t live up to his billing…
I don’t understand why more college/pro teams don’t run like that in the redzone
Giants Suck! Go Eagles!
Dallas Sucks…always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, and especially in defeat.
Redskins. . . BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
WTF! Here we go again with Docs deciding that ‘settled’ treatment is not only wrong, but bad for you.
For years, it has been believed that the best treatment for
concussions is rest. Now, a group of concussion experts is suggesting
otherwise.
According to Craig Meyer of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 37 concussion experts meeting for a conference at the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center concluded that http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/steelers/2015/10/17/Rest-not-best-for-concussion-recovery-experts-conclude-during-UPMC-Concussion-Conference/stories/201510170048 to the healing process.
lddsfuws
I think one key will be if Ayers plays or not. Without him the Giants don’t have even a semblance of a pass rush, they are kind of in the state Dallas was before the return of Hardy & Gregory.
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When Hardy & Gregory were out Dallas only had Lawrence (who is a decent pass rusher, but not spectacular and is more suited to playing LDE than RDE) and Crawford at 3T. Marinelli’s D is predicated on sending pass rushers in waves so the offense doesn’t get any rest. With only two pass rushers he could only send ripples, not waves.
With Hardy back teams have to devote a lot more resources to slowing him down as he demonstrated against the Pats – he demands double. That frees up the other guys and Gregory looks like another pass rusher that needs extra attention (ask the Giants LT) so the pressure is always there. Having Hardy & Gregory playing the RDE spot means both will be fresh and Dallas gets a threat on the field at all times unlike the first four games when they had to play LDEs at the RDE spot. Mincey is a hard working, high motor guy but he just doesn’t have the talent Gregory or Hardy have.
Sir Squatch
Biggest loss is Williams. I fear for Kirk’s health
Alright Cloister, Agholar is out. That made me go on the waiver wire to just have someone in my WR 2 spot. LOL, 6 of 7 bench guys are on their bye, the 7th is injured.
Why Randle needs to be benched. WTF! Martin & Frederick make fantastic blocks and open a hole that I could have scored on (well, maybe not but you get the idea), but, Randle declines the free run to the endzone and elects to cut back into two Pats defenders.
Interesting because if you look at the backside, Witten gets blocks on three different guys
Matt Mosley & Eli M
*psst* your game day isn’t until tomorrow
To the rest of the division….enjoy your last full sunday in first place. Beginning next sunday that Cowboys pass rush is gonna be straight up filthy and nasty the rest of the season. Eli will be its first victim
?….after Eagles win tom night and Dallas wins next sunday the Cowboys will be back in first place to stay.
They don’t have to play any tough teams the next 4 games unlike the past 3
DallasCowboysSux
LOL, saving the environment by reducing the amount of methane in the atmosphere
Beating the saints is very tough… Only three teams have done it so far…
Enjoy the last full sunday without the Cowboys in first place….actually Cherish it because it will be awhile till it happens again.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Welfare and having others pay for your amenities does that to a person
99% of games I am excited for and still think we can win in the back of my mind… This game isn’t one of them… I feel sad…
It’s that time of the week where I become irrationally confident that the Redskins will win a football game.
With Jones being out, its time to showcase alf again Jay…
Ok skins fans i picked up Carrier your starting TE today. Discuss? Does he suck? Fleener has done nothing for me all year
lddsfuws ohn KeimESPN Staff Writer
Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III is active Sunday for the first time all season due to the number of injuries. All seven of the Redskins inactive are unable to play because of injuries.
DC gets to see the player they could of had.
The Jays might win more games then the Eagles this week . One
It appears that Jay would rather cook his own dick than call a run.
Cousins sucks. If he’s not turning it over, he’s throwing behind someone, or sucking. Fuck Kirk Cousins.
He got beat by Sheldon Richardson during his rookie year? Cut him.
splooz
No. Draft a second rounder that can get beat by Richardson instead.
splooz
If Scherff turns out to be an excellent tackle, then I guess he was worth it. I just don’t see drafting a guard that high.
Great. NY took a tackle to move their previous 1st rounder to guard just a few picks later. But of course you rationalize that as smart.
Skins take the BPA (something you all espouse) and it happens to be the same player NY had slated to them 3 picks later yet you don’t like it for reasons.
Like I said…really good chat.
splooz Flowers is pretty good at tackle. Sorry he projected as a Tackle Shreff was projected as a guard. I always say this does it matter where they are taken if they are a good if not great player. As for taking the BPA that is a false when Williams was available.
splooz
Pugh was picked at #19. 4 to 19 is more than a few picks. Most fans didn’t want Scherff since we thought he was better suited to guard. Flowers has played LT from day one with a bad ankle and so far I’m really glad we took him and JR didn’t even have a chance to make a decision on Scherff.
Scherff was also projected as a tackle.
I guess Tedious was in the war room and knew the Skins board.
splooz He has always been slated as more suited as a guard then tackle.
That must be why he was listed as a tackle prospect. Regardless…I don’t care. He’s been an upgrade for this team and has room to grow and learn. That’s enough for me.
splooz
Mayock pinned him for a guard and compared him to Zach Martin. Not everyone thought he was a tackle.
Great. Guess we ignore everything else including his draft designation. Like I said though, I’m fine with him at guard. Talented kid, strong as an ox, needs seasoning. I’ll let you all split the pubes.
Cousins is so bad Jay is looking to crowder to take over….
Kenny Albert must not be aware that we’re also missing our starting TE, backup TE, and 3rd string TE. 5 starters on offense missing Kenny. 5.
Ignoring the difference of value between the 5th pick and the 20th pick in the draft who else after 20 would of been better?
Good thing for the skins the Jets are equally as bad. When you stop the run
splooz cry me a river every team in the division has injuries besides philly
Breeland has been the best CB for DC since he got there
And the NFL just contradicted their own stupid catch rule
Looks dodge a bullet
If they are putting secondary players at qb, why not that safety… Robert something…
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Teidden that was clearly an INT
Steelers conservative approach passing the ball is killing them
Haley needs to be shot
splooz I can believe you giving up that much ground. Good thing the Jets are trying to pass too much.
Skins win TO War
Three to none. Leading by three
Kirk Fucking Cousins
Big Ben needs to come back to the steelers asap
If only to save Haley’s job
He might get fired if Vick has to play one more week
4th week with the guy, has no clue how to use him at qb
5 years ago everyone didn’t act like a fucking attorney over every catch.
splooz That was not even close to a catch sorry pretty clear he never came down with the ball.
Someone catch me up on the Skins game. I haven’t seen any of it yet, so I don’t know how in the world they made it to half-time with a lead.
13-10 us. We’re winning the turnover battle 3-0. Jay won’t call a run. Standard.
There was a rift between Ben and Haley, I don’t think Ben would jump to help him.
lddsfuws I’ll take points off turnovers all day long. Hell yeah. It’s a shame our offense isn’t doing more.
Well we’re missing 5 starters, our QB is incompetent, and our coach hates running.
Monz Venus lddsfuws like splooz saying seems like he rather pass than run i guess
What happen to the skins run defense. 10 carries 71 yards already
Kellys_Chipadelphia yeah they mentioned something to that effect during the game
Vick gave Ben the credit for the rollout TD last week. While Haley said the idea came from heyward-bey. Geez
Teidden If our running game was working, our run defense would work better. Just ask Choy.
So explain to me Dean Blandino why the same exact play last year went against the giants in the game vs the skins with Ruben Randle.
Wow what a nice INt by the Lions in the end zone. Was a thing of beauty
Biggers was the best CB for DC last year according to pff. Splooz approved.
The sidelines reporter for the skins-jets game is hot
And lol skins
What were we saying about DC’s rush defense
So with the rule in Detroit look at this crap NFL is comical
Giants game last year
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Kellys_Chipadelphia yeah your troll is better of course I just suck
Rg3 the safety would of made the tackle and been lost for the season.
God damn this feed I’m trying to watch really sucks. I just saw the Jets TD. Fucking Kirk up to his old tricks, I see. When will Jay learn?
When he’s looking for a job after this season?
Teidden Monz Venus Why. The fuck circus already has all three rings going.
Why is Thompson getting carries?
Feed Alf! Jay you stupid fucktard
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Vick injured or benched?
Three and out. Good job, Jay. Two unsuccessful passes and a run that got 5 yards. Why, Jay, why do you refuse to run the ball???
He, a passing coach, went a whole year without having a wr catch a TD. I don’t think he’s going anytime soon.
Breeland had really good coverage, but Marshall just swiped him out of the way.
I think the wheels are coming off. I knew this game would be ugly, but fuck!
I’ll have to say, with that Marshal catch, it’s nice when things just bounce your way. That was a shitty pass, and it still winds up a TD. That’s what happens when things are going your way.
RG3 might not throw as many picks, but he makes up for it with sacks.
Monz Venus i dont know you have to say your oline is better than when the last time he played
This is ridiculous. another drive ends with three unsuccessful throws. Keep the ball on the ground, Jay!
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK someone in one of my leagues tried to trade me him i quickly declined
What I’m seeing is a defense that has given up. I can’t say I blame them, but up until now the Skins played all 4 quarters of a game hard. They must feel like absolute shit right now with the offense fucking up as hard and often as they are now.
splooz This is the day Cousins lost control of his future. He won’t be here in 2016. Sad days bros
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SKULL FORK!!!
#InJayWeTrust splooz i dont know some of skin fans want to see 3
Maybe this game will be the deciding factor in getting Jay the hell out of here.
Monz Venus yes because that is what the skins need another coach after two more years
Who could of seen double dipping on qbs would backfire?
I’d only be ok with firing Jay if we have a great coach who would take the job
Teidden Monz Venus What’s better, sticking with a buffoon who doesn’t know haw to coach?
Monz Venus Teidden after two years you blame the coach? garrett after two years look like hot garbage and he has gotten better
Define great coach. Also this is like saying I’m ok with dropping rg3 or cousins if you can get a great qb
Dammit fuck piss shit cunt stats whore son of God bitch Peyton
Fuck fuck fuck
Teidden Monz Venus I blame the coach for continuously coming out with game plans that are pass-heavy with a pick-prone QB and a decent run game that rots on the sideline.
Monz Venus Teidden can not be one dimension in this league. you have to be able to pas maybe kirk not the guy maybe Goff or one of the other qb coming out of the draft this next year
Sorry i don’t see how the skins running game would have made a difference you are 11 carries for 21 yards with Morris. Not like you are lighting it up.
Monz Venus Teidden so how is it jay fault then seems like the player are not executing
Teidden Monz Venus In fairness to Jay, the Skins were coming in with a backup TE, LT, LG, and C. Truthfully, I didn’t expect them to do anything today. I’m just befuddled that they don’t even try to run the ball. I would think that would be the primary plan.
Teidden wake up from your dream…it’s time to go to school little boy
My Ireland trip was awesome and now I am n Spain…..I’m going to hate giving up this job.
I have Dalton, Julio Jones and DeAndre Hopkins in one league. Tits.
Trade idea: Kirk Cousins for Josh McCown. Which team blows their brains out first
Teidden Fiversons No Spin Zone
They certainly looked like it in the 1st half.
Teidden
I decided to watch some real football and switched to the Panthers – Seahawks
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Teidden defense is really good
How are the Packers wearing throwback helmets? I thought teams could only use one helmet now.
Badboy Bob wasn’t his fault
He played well
Bears got screwed by a call from the refs despite the stupid catch rule
Int changed to TD although the catch rule should have kept it an int
Badboy Bob but blandino will manage to cover it up and justify the call
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 I need edelman to clean up tonight
Or I’ll lose to Cloister
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 I know what play shouldn’t be reviewable
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 stupid catch rule
They keep messing it up
I’m not sure it matters, but just out of principle, Colt or III needs to start… Enough of the Captain Choke Job experiment….
Fiversons No Spin Zone if JayGru wasn’t a special kind of stupid, it would have happened already
I thought the Redskins Jets game was such a snoozefest I took a nap
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 lol
Peyton is really screwing me ovet
Staring another loss in the face cuz he sucked again
Matt Mosley & Eli M I wish it was one
Sadly, that’s what really happened
How much can we get out of a Morris trade? Pretty clear Jay has no desire to use him
Amazing that the game has no accepted penalties until late 4th Quarter
Honestly we are playing better than I expected for this year
Not sure, it’s a same for sure… But this game it didn’t matter… That run with Thompson on third and goal was just beyond idiotic…
Not much else to say, Jay sux, Kirk sux , everything we already knew
I understatement not running as much this game, but running with Thompson more than Morris when u do calls for u to be fired… Fuck Jay…
There was zero excuse for not running more. ZERO. Morris should have had 25+ rushes
I don’t think Alf should have had 25+ carries. Our run game sux. However, he should have got the ball on the goal line
Why shouldn’t he had? How can you come to any conclusion about the run game with less than 10 touches?
Sir Squatch I missed the game but having 21 yards on 11 carries isn’t exactly an endorsement to give him the ball more.
Squatch, the run game had chances… It wasn’t working…
Sir Squatch Because half his carries don’t get back to the line of scrimmage
As much as Cousins sux, receivers need to fight for the ball , can’t just watch the defender jump up without even trying to come back for the ball to at least knock it down.
Free Chase Utley Sir Squatch Fivers and Chase Utley….the voices of reason
They were outgunned…. Revis and Cromartie are stout…
So stop calling the “line gets blown up and he’s fighting to get back to the LOS” run play every time. It’s also no excuse to not give him the ball 10 more times to beat the shit out of the D line until they break
Fiversons No Spin Zone Washington had 17 runs for 34 yards. It looked like the Eagles run game this season.
Sir Squatch They have 3 pro bowlers on the DLine while our OLine is decimated by injury. We weren’t gonna break them
Fiversons No Spin Zone Not if you get the right umbrellas.
The only positive is Breeland… Holy smokes, he is an up and comer…
I still see no excuses, we suck so why aren’t we trying ? We know Kirk can’t pass for shit
I just looked at all the stats and find in interesting you could find a positive in that mess.
Fiversons No Spin Zone He was the best CB on the field today. And they have Revis
Got burned by Marshall, but the D can only give the offense so many chances
Sir Squatch It was a hell of a play by Marshall. The coverage was solid
Two fumble recoveries and an INT and you can’t find a positive for him?
Do they suck as bad as the Blue Jays did the past few days?
Sir Squatch Shit happens. Like I said, hell of a play by Marshall
I didn’t say I couldn’t, I said it was interesting he could.
Yeah, was payback for that INT, which was a great play by Breeland
I hope New England absolutely beats the breaks off of Indy tonight
#InJayWeTrust Do you and squatch have to buy new football jerseys or do you just color the injun logo with a silver sharpie to look like a Patriot?
penguinfarmer You shouldn’t knock them for it. Rooting for the Patriots instead of the Skins is a sign of sanity.
DallasCowboysSux If only he played for the Broncos….
I hate having injury question marks with the late afternoon games
I would have started Steve Smith over Antonio if knew he was going to play earlier
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK JosephR2225 I have Jimmy Graham and Alshon Jeffrey on my bench in one league.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK I need both Edelman and Gronk to put up low scores.
penguinfarmer I need edelman to go off and outscore Hilton by 10
#InJayWeTrust I should have trusted my gut feeling and picked Carolina outright and to just cover the spread
Dan Long
Pete Carroll going to USC?
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Dan won the Internet for today
Sir Squatch I almost picked him up this week for wright…..oops
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 well you better
Big Rape Ben returns next week
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Your roster’s still pretty stacked, it should’ve bailed you out, right?
BTW, I haven’t looked at your numbers for the week.
After Gronk plays I should have over 200 points in the NutzOleague. Come back time!!!
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 if brady throws them i should be set in ska
#InJayWeTrust Only Eagles fans know who the guy that Chip 60 million to is
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 in ska I do
I.think Revis is the only corner to ever see $60 mil as a CB in the NFL, ever
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Teidden who cares about that league 🙂
Teidden badger better pray Brady dies tonight or first place is mine!
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Being a little ticky tacky, aren’t you?
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Teidden Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Neon
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Sorry, he’s better than the guy you paid 55 million to
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Actually it is 60 million. Know your team dumbass
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/byron-maxwell/
No. I think it’s stupid to say a player is getting their fill contract in the NFL. unless you’re playing for the Cowboys. Then you get more than that cause Jerry
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 So you’re going to split hairs over the total contract amount versus the guaranteed money?
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 I try. Still, Breeland >>>>> Maxwell
#InJayWeTrust Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 by the way that is not saying much
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Teidden never got a invite no love for me in that league
Teidden squatch invited everyone
You just weren’t paying attention
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Teidden i never got the invite but it is ok
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Yeah, but still… that’s like getting bent out of shape over the Nnamdi thing and trying to correct somebody by quoting how much money he actually got when they quote the total contract amount. Does it really dull the pain that much?
Teidden he posted it on here repeaterepeatedly
Even featured it as a comment
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Teidden By the time i see nit i guess it was filled
Teidden I think your guys got a pretty good chance tomorrow night against the Eagles, though; especially if Eli plays like he did against the Niners.
Teidden
We’re already in 2nd place and were before the weekend started. Better division record than the other two with a head to head over the Eagles
A Nightmare On Cunt Street Teidden you lost your mind. I don’t see how we can play coming in banged up Fletcher Cox is a scary dude to play against i can see that guy wrecking us single handily. It would need an epic Chip for this not to go the Eagles way
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK The Skins know their place and they gladly take it.
A Nightmare On Cunt Street Teidden
The only problem for Eli is that the Eagles D != the Niners D. The Eagles have a significantly better pass rush and I think they are going to terrorize the Giants O line
Bill_In_FL A Nightmare On Cunt Street Teidden Lynch is pretty damn good too on the niners
Bill_In_FL Teidden then you be in third but you could be in 2nd if the giants win
Teidden Bill_In_FL A Nightmare On Cunt Street
But he’s no Cox, or even Logan
Teidden Like I said, if Eli can just keep the chains moving(like he did last week), dinking and dunking, keeping the Eagles offense off the field, it should be a pretty close game. Say what you will about the Giants injury problems, but the Eagles have displayed drastic ineptitude in the last month and a half.
Bill_In_FL Teidden A Nightmare On Cunt Street the only saving grace maybe is the corners are so bad on the eagles short routes and quick passes may keep it close
A Nightmare On Cunt Street Teidden
I think the word you were looking for is ‘epic’ rather than ‘drastic’.
A Nightmare On Cunt Street Teidden yes they have that is for sure so has the giants at times
Bill_In_FL I try not use the word “epic” too much. It’s way too overused.
Teidden Bill_In_FL
I’d prefer an Eagles win, that way the Giants don’t build a lead in the division. I prefer that the Eagles and Giants both be 3-3
Teidden Don’t take what I said too seriously. I’m just trying to say that you guys have a chance, and it’s almost certainly not 1 in a million or even 1 in 10. The Giants have a decent shot to walk away from this game with a win. By no means am I trying to say that the Giants are going curb stomp/skullfork the Eagles or some crazy shit like that.
#InJayWeTrust
If the RT didn’t get creamed he would have had a helpful extra second to pump fake.
#InJayWeTrust and fuck lakes and estuaries too!
rep138 #InJayWeTrust Woodhead was wide fucking open 2 plays earlier
#InJayWeTrust rep138
Yeah. I think Rivers was committed to Gates on that one.
Teidden
Yup. A few flakes. I just put some grass seed down today so I hope it moderates somewhat.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK It’s a good matchup. Colts give up a lot of points to WRs. Personally, I’m banking on Amedola, though.
The Levi’s Stadium turf is so bad it almost makes the FedEx Field turf look good.
http://i.imgur.com/tTblMvA.gif
Bill_In_FL well he got the ball
And also got a sprained ankle
Careful what you wish for
JosephR2225 Personally, I choose to believe that RG3 tore his own ACL.
Cardinals would have won today they be running away with that division
Teidden pitt’s D saved them
Haley should be fired
Still too conservative with Vick
And Landry Jones got lucky with field position, Martavis and lots of yac.
Teidden even after Ben comes back and tear it up, Haley is getting fired
Bill_In_FL Teidden A Nightmare On Cunt Street
I’d rather have the good pass rushers in the interior than on the edge. The Giants OL is better inside.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK I would find it funny if that were to happen; after all the time the team spent converting to a new offensive scheme…
Probably lower than he deserves. In 12 seasons he had fewer than 1000 yds from scrimmage only once, and that year he had 958. A good player for a long time, but never a guy that jumped off the screen at you.
Here:
https://twitter.com/Deadspin https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/655887227638173696
NFL Network post-game locker room interview is chock full of Bengals nudity [NSFW] http://t.co/S2I7orJsk0
Eldman is a tougher runner and doesn’t fall like a bitch all the time, so yes
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 What the hell did the kid think was gonna happen?
#InJayWeTrust Do you have a younger brother?
A Nightmare On Cunt Street Nope. But the kid was setting himself up to get launched
Him jumping makes no sense, but him rolling on the bean bags after the hit gets me the most
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 I’m guessing he anticipated getting hit just hard enough to land on the bean bags
#InJayWeTrust It just happens in that type of situation. I have a younger brother. I used to fuck him up all the time. It’s actually a good thing because it toughens them up. By the time my brother was in 4th or 5th grade, nobody could hurt him more than I had, so he didn’t take shit from anybody.
Seriously, I wish there was a 30 minute compilation of videos like that. I could watch that shit all day
A Nightmare On Cunt Street I understand it from the older brother’s point of view. But the kid just set himself up
#InJayWeTrust Peoplle getting jacked up because their stupid is the highest form of entertainment for me
#InJayWeTrust Sorry. I meant to touch on that. When my brother and I were younger, we would wrestle, and not the gay Greco-Roman shit, but the WWE type of stuff. He was smaller than me, so he would do like a Stone Cold Stunner and high flier moves and shit like that. Whereas, I would just do crazy slams on him and shit; like power bombs, choke slames, and suplexes. We would have these sort of “tutorial sessions” where we just let the other one do the move on the other with no resistance just so we knew how to do it.
I know it sounds really sado-masochistic, but it really was fun; helped me get out aggression and helped him to stop being a pussy.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Someone’s forgetting about cumshot compilations (cumpilations)….
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 as long as Hilton doesn’t catch anymore, mi nah care fuh bloodclaat
Not sure how they ever ruled on the field it was NE’s ball in the first place.
Not facemask and another ref call ineligible man downfield that for some reason they dismissed.
Only the refs dont know whats going on. The thing that sucks is they are the ones determining things
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 I could view this as an insult
But you’re sadly right
Out of all the lineman that have been in the draft recently I’m suprised the Eagles didn’t get Shaq Mason
That’s accurate; there wasn’t conclusive evidence on the replay. I’m just not sure how you have a pile with nobody clearly recovering the ball, the Indy player comes away with possession of the ball but they rule NE anyway.
Brandon Cooks is dead to me. Moncrief is a lot better and will be starting over him every week.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 I picked up moncrief in my money league this morning and started him
Sweet
They traded away their 4th to get Bradford, and I guess they saw better value in Detroit’s 2016 3rd round pick than they did in Shaq Mason in the 4th.
honeybadger23 Sherman had a shit game today against the panthers joke of a receiving corps. Ppl still shall call him great tho
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK I tried to, but Breeland intercepted it.
I don’t know how they did either, but once they did there was nothing on the replay they could use to overturn it.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Yes. Because RG3 would have just gotten fucking sacked and the bong would have shattered. Just get the good stuff to Colt already
Kellys_Chipadelphia PFF actually had Breeland as the best corner in the NFL last week
honeybadger23 Yeah seriously. The deflator dude said it best in his text messages: “fuck tom”
Pff actually had Biggers as the best CB for DC last year, so….
STFU
Gronk probably doesn’t do that, but give it to fucking Gronk
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
Seriously. Amendola had to work a lot to avoid so many blockers.
I’ll pick up Scott Chandler as a FA and trade him to you for Gronk, if that helps.
That’s what you get for throwing to Scott fucking Chandler
Dez does that every time they are at the 2 and it never gets called. Refs hate white people
Lol that fact that you edited your post to double dip in your own jokes makes me think you really thought about their penises
On a side note, anybody who makes a sign that uses the letters of the station broadcasting the game should be kicked in the patch where their nuts are supposed to be.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 3 minutes ago
Dez does that every time they are at the 2 and it never gets called. Refs hate white people
Seriously. It’s so fucking hard being a white male today. We are the struggle
JosephR2225 Especially people who are more than 6 years old
It’s like when a 45 year old guy brings a baseball mitt to the stadium.
JosephR2225 I’ll never forget when I was a kid, I went to a ball game with my female cousin, who was around her early teens. She brought a mitt, and we were trying to catch foul balls during batting practice. She finally caught one, and some grown ass man came right over and ripped it out of her hand. People are terrible
honeybadger23 We actually tackled really well today. I think the defense just gave up when Cousins imploded
4 fourth quarter leads, 4 fourth quarter losses
Can we please play the seahawks next???
Scott Chandler is a beast. You should pick him up for your fantasy team, Badger.
https://twitter.com/SheilKapadia
Opposing QBs are 52-for-63 (82.5%) for 611 yards (9.7 YPA), four TDs, no INTs in fourth quarter vs. Seahawks Newton was 12-for-15 for 162.
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They miss Maxwell
Some guy in my money league about to win with Melvin Gordon, Antonio ANDREWS, and Ted Ginn as his starters against a guy who has AJ Green and Antonio Brown……..
I’m against a guy starting Josh Huff and Larry Donnell, and it’s gonna be close.
I had to pick between Huff and Austin this weekend so I went with Robert Woods
How dare we expect Maxwell be an upgrade…
honeybadger23 there’s 10 games left after tonight
Give them time
How dare you say that aboiut Todd and Trent….
That was worse thank Brandon Marshall’s lateral against the Eagles
Nobody, anywhere, including on the Colts’ sideline, can adequately explain what the fuck just happened on that play.
I don’t know who’s worse on the Colts. Irsay, Grigson, Pagano, or Hamilton
The real question is who will be starting for DC next year
I have New England’s defense, and they’ve dropped like 5 picks. Fuck, man
I’m going to lose to Cloister
This is all Peyton and Haley’s fault
Fuck those bastards with rusty saws
honeybadger23 Yeah. His contribution of the evening was 2 offside penalties and nothing else.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 I have Rodgers in my big league…and he keeps getting oustored by Black fucking Bortles on my bench.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Fuck no. One does not simply trade Tod Gurley.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Shady yes, Ivory hell no…I have Gurley and Ivory as my 1-2 in my big league. Can’t wait to have them both on the same week. Hasn’t happened yet.
I’ll send a big shout out to fucking rookie piece of shit Melvin Gordon. Thanks for nothing ya prick.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK DJ NUGGZ Yeah he won’t make it much longer on my squad either…not with Gurley, Ivory, Crowell and Sproles…fuck em’.
DJ NUGGZ The 3 sacks is the only thing making it bearable. I also had Philip Rivers when he decided to forget how to play football at the goal line earlier
DJ NUGGZ Peyton is bringing my team down
I might drop him
No joke
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK DJ NUGGZ I wouldn’t blame you he looks like shit.
They’re just teasing me. If I had a fucking fantasy point for every tipped Luck pass that hangs in the air for 20 seconds and hits the ground….
I love Simmons when he’s roasting the Coltshttps://twitter.com/BillSimmons https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/655942307607244800
Does that play have a nickname yet? The immaculate deception? The bumblerooskie? The snap Mary?
Congratulations Cloister
Choke on that chicken parmesan Peyton
Get hit by a bus Haley
honeybadger23 My ancestors’ land….I should have know. Fucking potato heads
Collins was a turning of the hip away from being in a ton of pain in a place you do’t want to be in a ton of pain
Kirk is already watching film today to see where he could miss another WR and try to work another bad pick in there. Jay stands behind him.
splooz
Did Gruden really blame the wind?
“How long can Jay Gruden stick with http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/7486/kirk-cousins?
Cousins was awful in Washington’s loss to the Jets yesterday, throwing
two interceptions and averaging just 4.6 yards per pass. The Jets’
defense deserves some credit, but Cousins deserves a lot of blame: He
makes way, way too many mistakes. Gruden tried to shield Cousins from
criticism after the game, blaming the wind and the pass rush for
Cousins’s bad throws. But at some point, Cousins is going to need to get
better, or he’s going to need to be benched. The problem is Gruden has
already flip-flopped on his quarterbacks once, declaring http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/7406/robert-griffin-iii
the starter only to change his mind and go to Cousins, and I think
Gruden is afraid of looking wishy-washy if he changes back. But the
reality is, if Cousins can’t get a lot better in a hurry, Washington
would be better off benching him for http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/5699/colt-mccoy. He’s that bad — maybe even worse than Peyton Manning.
So where is Pagano going to be coaching as a DC next season?
Clears the way for Sabin to come to the Colts.
The only other time I’ve seen as poorly designed and executed ‘trick’ punt was in youth football
Kind of a cool breakdown for a play that doesn’t usually get breakdowns:
http://chipwagon.typepad.com/eagles/2015/10/breaking-down-the-kickoff-return.html
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/656070605243043840
Bengals, Broncos, Patriots, Packers, Panthers all unbeaten: Five undefeated teams entering Week 7 will be the most since 1970 Merger.
LOL @ the Cards fan who was talking so much smack on Saturday to the Sirius NFL crew (Gil Brandt) about how the Cards were the most ‘disrespected’ undefeated team in the NFL. Then they go out and lose to a 3rd String QB led Pittsburgh team.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148
My bad, I guess I shouldn’t listen to Cards fans. 🙂
Looks to me that Beckham is still listed as questionable as of now. Anybody have anything further?
Matt Mosley & Eli M You have another 15 hours or so. Enjoy it brotha.
Nope. I feel pretty good about the game. Should be a good one.
Matt Mosley & Eli M
I don’t think so. An ODBJ by himself can be neutralized pretty well, at least to not allow him to take over a game. It’s when there are multiple good WRs on the field that makes him dangerous.
Only 6 teams are above .500 in the NFC. Its about to be 5 after tonight
cloisterwater
I like how the QB actually seems to be in a depression in the ground. IS 51 Bednarick?
You got everything wrong. Bednarick is 60 and that’s Frank Gifford (RB) on the ground.
Fun Fact from Prisco
https://twitter.com/PriscoCBS
https://twitter.com/PriscoCBS/status/656088824146169856
Only Ryan Mallett has a lower passer rating than Andrew Luck and Peyton Manning. Cue the Basher Chorus.
cloisterwater
I figured Bednarick was one of the two. Since he was playing LB & center I took a guess that he was #51. I should get some points for even knowing who he was and that the pic was from his timeframe
LOL
I kind of like “What the Chuck” way better than the Snapfu as the name for that Colts play (h/t https://twitter.com/MikeSilver)
It’s a pretty iconic image, but more so in Philly I suppose.
JosephR2225
Then again, if it happened more than 5 days ago I likely won’t recall it either
lol, oh no the jersey of the punter who couldn’t make your team!
Boys media type doing Lupo math
https://twitter.com/HelmanDC/status/656092051054788610
Good morning! From now until New Year’s, you won’t wait more than 7 days for a Cowboys game day. So we got that goin’ for us. Which is nice.
cloisterwater the punter who made the team and won a super bowl LMAO. We just upgraded but i am sure he is still happy winning a super bowl. do you know any eagles who won a super bowl with the eagles?
cloisterwater
what Lupo math? he seems to have forgotten about the 10 day gap after Thanksgiving
So i see Michigan fans stay classy threats to the punter who muffed it up. That kid accomplished more than all those fucking trolls anyways. Kind of funny when people have no perspective
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Fuck You and Rocky loves the Giants
how do you know some of those people threatening him aren’t doctors and billionaire philanthropists
cloisterwater Eli going to kill them with short passes I hope Cox is a scary player
Teidden
I don’t think it was the punter’s fault. They should be pissed at the O line for letting a guy come straight up the middle untouched.
HailBandG even if they were they would not accomplished as much as this kid at 22. Most professionals stay that way
Close game in fantasy. What happened to me last week happened to you this week. 3rd most points in the league, but you lost.
Looks like he gave up on the point at hand already. That was quick.
what if some of the threatening people were childhood prodigies who cure diseases or built African villages before they ever graduated from high school. what if one of them wrote the great American novel.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Dude the skins suck I dont know who the BNA is?
sure. not everyone works hard to be a terrible punter. some people do other things.
BNA Aggression? Is that what they’re called in the Department of Redundancy Department?
HailBandG why don’t you look up the kids history before you bash him? He once had a split liver from rugby i am sure he is tough sob.
It’s an early typo, or kirk cousins rage sucks typo…
i’m not bashing him. i’m provisionally praising some of his people who are possibly threatening him.
cloisterwater Yeah I know. Congratulations Cloister
I blame Peyton & Todd Haley for this
I hope Peyton Chokes on that chicken parm that tastes so good
And that Haley gets hit by a bus
cloisterwater Steve Smith was so close to not playing that I kept Antonio in the lineup. When I saw that Smith was active, I knew I was in trouble
Agreed…. Dressing was another step towards recovery…
Fiversons No Spin Zone he has been playing safety thats why i asked? I called for him yesterday during the game to play
The Eagles now officially own the Cardinals 7th round pick in the upcoming draft fwiw.
Cloister i fully expect your team to trash us tonight but i am going to have a bit of fun while i can today. Just my disclaimer
Bill_In_FL Teidden I would but your here now bill because i love you man i had to do it. never see u online anymore
Better than getting nothing for Matt Barkley, which is what he’s worth.
I think it should be a close game. I like the Eagles chances, but don’t see it as a guarantee at all.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Honestly because the eagles ARE ALOT better then their record shows and the Giants are not as good as their record shows.
See, I think the BNA are playing better football, might not be the better team…
cloisterwater
Very close to a ‘must win’ for the Eagles, but not quite. They can’t afford to go 1-3 in the division. In all likelihood the division winner this season will come down to the Division record tiebreaker.
Fiversons No Spin Zone i think we playing ok football but we are flawed team all over the place. If the eagles will rush us and destroy our banged up oline tonight we might get slaughtered. Unless we establish a run game we don’t have all of sudden. Possibly no Beckham. No prince or kennard on defense we are in trouble
Anybody heard anything about Kendricks and/or Alonso. Having at least one of them back would be big. Vereen is the player that worries me the most outside of Beckham.
If the Giants were to pull this game out because any given Monday right the rest of division maybe in trouble.
Pagano needs to look at LSU for a lesson in fake punts/Field Goals
Matt Mosley & Eli M
realistic fan. He roots for them to win, but, based on an objective analysis, can’t expect them to.
Matt Mosley & Eli M realistic fan brah but anything can happen i will be rooting my ass off
Bill_In_FL Teidden They have been beast mode bro. Flowers maybe a rookie but he trashes people at times too
bastages…I think Hicks can cover Vereen for the most part, but it would have been nice to have 2 or 3 capable LBs that could cover him.
Really? Hmm. He should have been. I guess the left side of that line just isn’t very good.
It was good to see the Seahawks blow another 4th quarter lead to lose the game…
The secondary blowing the coverage to lose the game was awesome. Errbody throwing up their arms like it was the other guys fault.
yes, but that’s not Cox’s job… comparing those 2 in sacks doesn’t mean anything..
Exactly. Lynch should have more sacks than Cox if he’s that good. Cox is constantly taking on double teams.
Sproles scares me on the eagles he can be a game changer tonight. We can’t cover for shit
cloisterwater I don’t expect the giant to stop Cox hope to contain him from hitting Manning shot passes and double teams.
TEs and RBs have given the Giants pass defense fits so far.
I mean, really everybody has given the Giants pass defense fits so far, but I think TEs and RBs especially.
JosephR2225 Their corners are good enough that they match up well with WRs. It’s that set of no name LBs that’s going to get trouble.
Some NFL Truths from yesterday:
1. The decline of Peyton is sad & horrific. And I’m not saying this because he fucked my FFB over.
2. Todd Haley put the final nail in the coffin of the career of Michael Vick. The refusal to run an offense that was anything but conservative marked the end of Vick. If Ben is active this week, I fully expect Vick to be placed on IR.
3. The Seahawks D is nothing to be feared anymore. Especially in the 4th Q. And their O is nothing without Lynch
4. Thanks to a putrid NFCE, the Skins are still in the hunt. With that being said, they’ll need the return of III to have a shot at the division. If JayGru decides to stick with Kirk, he’ll be looking for employment come season’s end
5. Unless the Colts win the SB this season, Pagano is not returning to the Colts. Kinda sad cuz he is a good coach.
6. The Bengals are legit
7. Cowboys Suck
JosephR2225 The one thing the Giant have not given up is big plays just nickel and dime crap
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK I didn’t think there was much of Vick left to begin with
Peyton isn’t even a game manager anymore
I LOL so hard at the Seahawks DBs looking like the 3 stooges at the end of games
Did not see sad Skins lose to Jets
Colts sux
Bengals not Bungles
Yes
even if Ben doesn’t play next week I don’t think you’ll see Vick.. Landry Jones will start
I am out fuck all you Eagles fans GO KC GO METS GO YANKEES GO GIANTS
Dongtavious Steelwang Granted. But Vick can be effective if used properly. He showed as such in the 4th Q last week.
They mentioned something during the game yesterday that highlights Haley’s stubbornness (nad Vick’s eventual demise)
Vick gave Ben the credit for the rollout TD last week. While Haley said the idea came from heyward-bey.
Dongtavious Steelwang It was sad watching Vick dink & dunk yesterday. Then scramble for his life when the O-Line couldn’t block on plays he didn’t get killed. Led to a “shocking” Vick injury.
Sad ending actually
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/: Hear about that guy up in the Bronx? Just went crazy; thought he was a pigeon. They’ve found him in the park, throwing breadcrumbs at himself.
One more NFL Truth from yesterday
8. The refs really really suck. More than ever. I can’t wait to hear Blandino explain how the INT that should’ve stood in the Bears-Lions game was a TD by Tate. Especially when Tate was being contacted & brought to the ground….
What a great song… I was just singing that in my head this morning, along with some of th other greats by Nickle Back, Florida and We Built This City on Rock And Roll…
Damn, I had no idea the Eagles have never lost to the BNA on Monday night football…
It needs a blood-dripping animation to come across the screen and a deep-voiceover saying “Fatality”.
Admit it… U have sang along to at lest one Nickle back song..
JosephR2225 Those HD fatalities in the new Mortal Kombat are insane.
I know it pains you guys that I haven’t been here much for the past week and want to let you know I feel bad that you had to go without my charm and witty personality. I will do my best to stop in a bit more this week and next but can’t make any promises as I will be in the N.C. mountains until the end of the month.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Stop whining, you would’ve left him in free agency. LOL
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Well, better he’s on your bench than free agency.
no women punched or clothing stolen… nice bye week for Dallas so far
Somebody here told us he was going to Vegas to place a big wager on under 10.5 wins for the Pats this season. I forget which dope it was. Does anyone here remember?
Someone here predicted that Bradford would be the MVP this year, and was willing to bet $20,000 on it; anyone remember the doorknobs name?
I doubt much. They will tape it up and shoot it up with a pain killer before the game.
Itsmebeenthereagain BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAHAHAAA. Are you still taking under 10.5 win for the Pats and KC, Dolphins and Minny to win the SB?
Seriously though, some clown, a regular, whose name I can’t recall right now, was “willing” to bet five figures that Bradford would throw for 48 TDs and more than 5000 yards passing….THIS YEAR.
Anyone remember this toads name?
Super Bowl dark horses. Get a bet in now:Kansas City (I’d say they are a favorite to win the AFC West)Dolphins. (Dolphins OUGHT to be favorite to win AFC East)Minnesota. (They really have a very good team, but even I don’t think they can win the North, but maybe wildcard)You make a bet on each team to win the Super Bowl, and you’ll be able to lay off during playoffs (if you want) and win money!Book it!
About to head back to vegas next week to make a big bet on the under.Wins by New England 10.5Just giving money away.
What funny is this clown wasn’t trolling and actually tried to get us to bet on all his losers.
What were his bets other than the Kansas City one?
Lupo “Dallas Cowboys make Matt Cassel their starting QB against Giants” -Los Angeles Times-Oct 14, 2015
Actually, no it hasn’t
Cowboys Sux
He is horrible man… Even if he didn’t throw 2 picks a game, he constantly there’s high or behind his receivers…
Same guy claimed that the EAGLES were going undefeated this year and would probably finish, at worst, 14-2 or 13-3.
I like to laugh at mental deficients usually unless they seem so dumb their a danger to themselves, but with this guy I make an exception; he’s undoubtedly dumb enough to be a danger to himself, but that alright, I’m willing to laugh at him anyway.
He’s an eagles fan after all.
He had about 7 to 8 for this season and everyone of them is a loser. It’s almost impossible to pick 7 or 8 losers straight. You have to be one of the worst sports betters in the world to do this. What were the odds our very own Shit Rant was one of them.
Would the two of you just get a room? Or alternatively shut the fuck up?
You both suck at making predictions. We get it.
Bills will crush NE this week.
At pick ’em it’s a best bet.
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After this week I’m really liking my Kansas City bet at 40-1
$20000!!!
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Our potential best QB can’t sniff the field due to fear that they’d have to pay him if he gets hurt. Why pick up the option at all?
Also, Jay shredded Bob for every mistake last year. This year, he stands by Kirk for worse play. F Jay. I hate his face.
This same clown argued all offseason long how Bradford was the next coming of Jesus, that Murray would prove how he carried the Cowboys last year, how the Eagles offensive line didn’t need guards (which they now demonstrated by not having any) to be real good, how Byron Maxwell was instantly a shut down corner cause he played on on television, and how, even if the Eagles receivers weren’t the absolute best in the league, they were close enough to perfect that no one would notice the difference.
It’s not a 50-50 bet on the Chiefs. It’s 40-1. And it’s not a good bet, it’s a fantastic bet. And if you knew how much I can lay off, during even the divisional round, you’d MAYBE, understand why.
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№❽❽₣ⱥӣ nuh uh
Don’t insult Mytee like that
Especially when he is not here to defend himself
I am not a defender of Jay or RGIII… I think they both suck…
Updated All Beast Team Rankings CBs (as predicted this off season by yours truly):
Mo Claiborne
and the rest
THEN
Byron Maxwell; I.e. “The Return of the Toast”
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Someone tell this joker, when you see him, that the Eagles currently reside in the cellar in the worst division in football.
Cause, he don’t show his face around here so much now that all he said was proven to be…ahem, a mistake.
I’d rather watch Bob flounder than Kirk. At least it’s exciting and there may be a long run to cheer for.
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I guess since not even an Eagle fan can give me any reason not to bet against them.
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That’s fine, I would have no problem with RGIII playing… I just don’t think it would matter much..
Like I said 5-1. Bad NO, Bad giants, Atlanta on 2nd road game, in dallas, with good Cowboys team.
That’s 5-1.
Probably not but at least we’d not have to watch Kirk anymore. That guy is a pox on the house that Gibbs built.
Matt Mosley & Eli M The whole division has to deal with their stench. It’s bad
When he does show, remind him that he bet the Eagles would beat the Cowboys by at least 21 points. Then have him watch the video showing Branden Weedens only win this year.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qKmyW61chKA
Best bet of week is Bills over *NE at pick ’em.
I predict Bills win by 10.
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Looks like the *Pats are going to have the worst defense in the NFL.
Washington cheers!
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Gotta go but, for the Jets this coming week; it’s leg breaking time boys!
Kerrigan is not having a good year…. This dissapoints me…
Looks like I picked a great time to show up
Fiversons No Spin Zone Shitrant. I’ve been laughing my ass off at all of his wrong predictions. The guy is 0 for close to 10.
You Shitrant leaves and I get to read about DC qb controversy?
Great days bros
Jay really is a douche, and also has a man crush on Kirk. That article actually made me feel bad for rg3.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Earned it so hard in his near MVP level season, yo.
Nothing is worse than the Zorn Swinging Gate play… Nothing…
Fiversons No Spin Zone I mean at least they got a pass off. That play got more quickly aborted than a politician’s love child.
Fiversons No Spin Zone “Is this an OK…nah fuck it, let’s roll with it.”
cloisterwater Like a good neighbor, Sad Farm is here.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
https://twitter.com/KimJonesSports
I’m told “the plan is” for Odell Beckham Jr to play vs PHL. His pregame warmup will be deciding factor. We’ll be watching on https://twitter.com/nflnetwork.
I hope he pulls a hammy getting those one handed jump passes. Just a minor one. Just enough to slow him down.
cloisterwater I dunno, he looks like he gets hurt if someone sneezes on him.
Oh ok, so he just decided to start limping after celebrating the TD. Got it.
The skins will still be ok if we get some people back healthy and can get a w at home vs Bucs… If they/Kirk shit the bed at home against th Bucs like last year, it’s time to make some changes…
cloisterwater I went to school with his son back in the day. He was crazy athletic too.
These are not the most awesome images on he Internet by the way…
Vai Sikahema. He was an ok player, good radio/tv personality, and he kicked Jose Canseco’s ass in boxing.
After the game, Gruden stood by his hand-selected quarterback, going so far as to blame the wind for Cousins’ struggles.
The wind.
“Yeah I don’t know. I’ll have to look at the film. Like I said – also, it was little windy. But, and also, [there was] a lot of pressure on him. There’s a lot of things going on pre-snap that he’s got to deal with, getting the formations and protections and all that. You know last week the Jets had about 15 cover-zeroes [all-out blitzes] against Miami, so we’re always looking out for those and making sure he’s aware of those. They played pretty vanilla today, and I think he hurried in some throws he didn’t have to, or maybe he did. But I’ll have to look at the film. But overall, you hate to pin this game on Kirk.”
Gruden didn’t stop with the wind and the Jets defense for excuses. He also pointed to his team’s inability to get much going with the running game, all things Cousins has had to deal with through four seasons in the NFL.
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Please JayGru, coach this team FOREVER
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Ya need to get off Peyton that’s our QB bottom line .You fake fans don’t say anything when he is winning us the game smh
Speaking of ass beatings………was there any good takeaways from the Skins game? I tried to watch it on firstrowsports but the feed was so choppy, I missed 90% of the plays.
He actually trained as a boxer before becoming a football player. That’s where that celebration came from. Canseco is just an idiot.
Lupo We had a good ST day, too, I think. Too bad the 3 turnovers the Skins created were negated by Kirk.
So it’s gonna be in the low 40’s tonight. Pretty cold, but not too bad.
Our D took the ball away 3 times. Breeland held up well for the most part. That’s all I got. Our coach and QB are the worst.
splooz I’m so sick and tired of hearing Gruden say “We’ve got to get the run game going” after every beat-down, only to come out the next week with the same shit.
Man, PFT is going brutal on Kirk
“Cousins is in his fourth season in the NFL, and he’s still throwing
interceptions way, way too often. Cousins has eight interceptions this
season in just 228 pass attempts. He’s the only quarterback in the NFL
who has thrown that many interceptions on that few pass attempts, and
that’s par for the course from Cousins: He was also the only quarterback
in the NFL who threw eight or more interceptions on 230 or fewer passes
last year, when he finished the season with nine interceptions on 204
pass attempts.”
“Cousins has now thrown 27 interceptions in his NFL career, more than
either Griffin or McCoy, both of whom have thrown 23 interceptions in
their careers. Yet McCoy has thrown 196 more passes than Cousins, and
Griffin has thrown 428 more passes than Cousins. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/6451/blaine-gabbert
has thrown fewer interceptions on more pass attempts than Cousins.
JaMarcus Russell threw fewer interceptions on more pass attempts than
Cousins.”
Bill_In_FL i imagine this is what you’ll get with Cassel, possibly worse.
All 3 suck but at least Kirk’s suckitude is still being formulated. The other 2 are known shitbags. Kirk is still circling the drain.
Bill_In_FL You don’t even need PFT to get those stats. That’s just legit terrible.
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL
Hmm, let’s check, shall we
Cassel 2,369 attempts, 70 INTs that’s 1 INT/37.7 attempts so that translates to 6 Ints/ 228 attempts 25% fewer than Kirk.
I wonder if this guy is going to cry again tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6Tn0Ie-AQ
cloisterwater
Hey, at least he didn’t tear his house up and wreck his TV like the Dallas fan did after the Washington loss last year.
From what I see of Kirk yesterday, he seems to stare down his receivers
cloisterwater We need that last part on a loop that we can play when things start getting all Choy & Shitrant in here.
I mean, the Eagles winning and losing affects my mood a little too much as well, but I have never once come close to crying over a game.
cloisterwater
LOL, I like how he keeps refering to ‘WE’, like he was on the team or something.
Kellys_Chipadelphia I love JayGru’s stubbornness on starting Kirk.
I hope JayGru coaches the Skins as long as he’s alive
Matt Mosley & Eli M Will they even get a TD this time?
How about starting there
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’ll chip in money to keep JayGru as coach
Matt Mosley & Eli M The Giants win, but probably more like 7 points.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Fiversons No Spin Zone TEIDEN was giving me shit yesterday because I was ranting about Gruden. I don’t care how many times the Skins have changed coaches. Until they get it right, they need to keep doing it!
Monz Venus Matt Mosley & Eli M
The Giants should lose by 17. If Philly loses, get your Kelly USC jerseys ready.
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Can’t wait to take the field with my teammates tonight! https://twitter.com/hashtag/BirdGang?src=hash we need you loud tonight! https://twitter.com/hashtag/flyeaglesfly?src=hash
cloisterwater Football is expensive and better watched from the comfort of your own home?
I think I’ll duck out of work and tailgate
Monz Venus Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Fiversons No Spin Zone
The problem is that Washington has built itself a reputation as a place that coaches cannot succeed in, as a result, the pool of coaches that would consider the job is significantly reduced in talent.
I generally agree, but I like to go to some games. This feels like a good one to be at.
Johnny Manziel could face discipline from the NFL in regards to a domestic argument last Monday.Manziel has not faced any charges for the incident, but he did reportedly admit to drinking several hours before being pulled over. The NFL has not said if Manziel is in the league’s substance abuse program following his voluntary entry into a treatment program in January. If he is in the substance abuse program, any drinking could result in a penalty. The Cleveland Plain Dealer’s Mary Kay Cobot believes the Browns will investigate the incident further this week.
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If Johnny Football actually gets disciplined for this…..geezus
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
What would you like the NFL to do, ignore an obvious violation?
Bill_In_FL Monz Venus Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Fiversons No Spin Zone Oh, I know. However, money is the great equalizer. There will be enough coaches available. With a respectable GM in place for the first time in years, the quality of the players and coaches should start going up.
Monz Venus Bill_In_FL Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Fiversons No Spin Zone
You have a respectable GM?
cloisterwater Fair. I still have to make my way to the Linc one day. Been to a number of Eagles away games.
Bill_In_FL Monz Venus Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Fiversons No Spin Zone Yes.
Jesus, just leave the kid alone or let him actually do something first…
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Bill_In_FL
If he is in the NFL Substance abuse program (and I don’t know if he is or not), any alcohol consumption that is discovered is a violation of said program, it doesn’t have to be as a result of being pulled over, arrested, dui, etc
Dongtavious Steelwang cloisterwater
been to the Linc twice – only for Army Navy games
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang cloisterwater Gotta make my way around to the other NFC East stadiums.
Dongtavious Steelwang lol I have him in my money league. I’m up by 6 points and he’s the only player left between the two of us. Would like to extend that a bit.
How many of the injured Skins starters are expected back this week?
cloisterwater
You’d think he’d at least have put the guy in shotgun
and petitioned the NFL to require the two rushers to count to 3 Mississippi
cloisterwater I had to LOL at this. Whoever drew up this play doesn’t belong in the NFL.
87fiveoh254
Custer got what everybody gets who is a) rash & impetuous, b) exhibits contemptuous disregard for his opponent because they don’t look like him, & C) displays ridiculously bad judgement by dividing his forces in full view of said numerically superior contemptuously disregarded enemy
Luck’s passes reminded me of the ducks Eli throws
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ
I’m not 70, heck I don’t even qualify for medicare yet ….
Okay, Okay, so I qualify for Medicare Nov 1st
We make fun of our division, but the NFCW and the AFCS aren’t any better really.
cloisterwater
He was never under contract, how can he be an ex-Eagle. He’s more accurately described as the Eagle-jilter, or the Eagle never-was
Ahh, nice. Mine went pretty much ignored anyway. You can have it.
lddsfuws ESPN or somesuch made so many of these mocks of Manziel. Ever since they did White Vick, you know them or the Internet is good for it.
Ian Rapoport ✔ @RapSheet
He may have to work out pregame to be sure, but there is optimism that #Eagles RB Ryan Mathews (groin) will play tonight.
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He’s fun to watch. I hope he plays.
JosephR2225 Getting all of the suck out early in the season. Genius.
JosephR2225 Wonder what would’ve happened if we just rolled with Mathews and dropped the $$ on Murray elsewhere.
I think Palmer will fade as the season progresses
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If he is in the NFL Substance abuse program (and I don’t know if he is or not), any alcohol consumption that is discovered is a violation of said program, it doesn’t have to be as a result of being pulled over, arrested, dui, etc
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Well unless it was not made public, he is not
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
They don’t make that public
Mathews can’t really be counted on to stay healthy 16 games though; and neither really can Murray.
I believe Chip when he says the original plan was Gore and Mathews, which would have meant three backs earning a total of about $7.5M/yr instead of $13M/yr… but I’m not too broken up with it. Compared to Howie and Joe, Chip is Dr. Strangelove, or how I learned to stop worrying and love spending cap dollars.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ JosephR2225 …we didn’t have to sign him to keep him off. Cowboys literally could not afford him if they wanted to re-sign Dez.
It’s possible; I’m sure it didn’t hurt… but if that factored in I would guess it was a minor consideration.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang I’ve said that like 50 times bro. Get on my level.
I’m sure they are all just itching to leave their current spots for USC.
It’s like finding out Marisa Tomei is interested in short, stocky bald men.
The only real reason the Eagles signed Murray is because Gore bailed on them. It was supposed to be Gore and Mathews.
Nah you don’t need a real rb behind that line…..
cloisterwater Chris Johnson was available for cheap, but nah, fuck that.
Unlikely. The dude has been nothing but good his entire career.
Of course we would of, not because of gore tho. Simply because ….
Cowboys suck.
The only reason I am still a redksin fan is because of loyalty and I hate myself…
I forgot my enduring love of my good friend, Joe Gibbs…
Let me guess – because the Cowboys aren’t a part of it, it has no chance to be the highest rated?
Shut up Justin… U have been ruining blog all afternoon….
He’s right though. No Mexicans and 80% of blacks don’t care about tonight’s game.
I’m guessing that there aren’t too many people tuning in just for that. The one’s that care enough to get excited about a movie trailer probably watched a leaked copy months ago.
JosephR2225 “So Jar Jar comes back and beheads a bunch of younglings and wears their ears like a necklace…”
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ cloisterwater What’s not weird is that NFL > Baseball
I just provide facts sir. I leave the making homer shit up to Justin.
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if its not pats or cowboys, it wont be the highest rated ever.
5 minutes ago Justin. Do we need to have a weed intervention?
I would rather not… And what have I done to u today?
He’s hard to actually get mad at anymore due to his ridiculousness.
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Shut up Justin… U have been ruining blog all afternoon….
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After these next two games we will happily see the return of dumb face Eli and Coughlin head about to explode.
Why are u trolling the BNA and not the Eagles? Concentrate on Bradfords face…
I want this pic and Mac’s blackface, next to each other
It’s Monday night football, they will understand
Sometimes. When my drinking bird thing doesn’t fall over.
choyboy0724
Remember you said they would lose to the Pats by no more than 7 points.
Justin…Eagles win tonight because they need the game more. A loss puts them at 0-3 in division and in really bad shape.
Kiko, Kendricks, Bair = out…Mathews and Agholor are gametime decisions I think
The fuck happened to said predictions? I’d like to see my glorious prognostications.
Tonight…WE DINE IN HELL!
Cowboys sux
Who is Shouldoftookthe4th in the Ska league? I need to tell them they suck!
choyboy0724 Look at this thing objectively for a minute: No Amukamura, no Cruz (not that this matters), hobbled Randle and OBJ, mediocre offensive line vs. a really good front, inability to run the ball consistently, road game…
Eagles fan or not, I see this being a blowout. Just my two cents.
Best mussels in Philadelphia are in South Philadelphia
cloisterwater I more or less mean pull the Giants into the seventh circle then feast on their souls…
#Blackout
No they aren’t but Devil’s Den is up there.
Cloister – For the sake of completeness:
Prince Amukamara – OUT
Victor Cruz – OUT (i.e. out of the game. I think still technically in the closet)
Devon Kennard – OUT
Odell Beckham – Questionable
Jon Beason – Questionable
Robert Ayers – Questionable
Jonathan Casillas – Questionable
Trumaine McBride – Questionable
Justin Pugh – Probable
Rueben Randle – Probable
George Selvie – Probable
Adam Schefter
So @mortreport and I got dumped at halftime of MNF tonight for special debut of R2-D2, Chewbacca, Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 lol it’s certainly possible, but I don’t see it. I think Ertz has a big night (they can’t cover TE’s), I think the defense continues to play well, and they win in a laugher.
Weirdly enough I could see this playing out like the shutout last year did. Not saying the Giants won’t score, but that game was never in doubt.
JosephR2225 This is the main reason I think this game could get ugly…
He was happy since this is the first news he’s broke first in 4 years
Injuries on our side are pretty obvious…Agholor, Alonso, Kendricks…Is Matthews still questionable? Last I heard he was playing…
Stil questionable but the last report was he has a good chance to play tonight
The Eagles should win on paper no doubt. But I don’t trust that offense till it becomes consistent
Silver lining: Cousins isn’t Peyton Manning-level bad quite yet
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Agreed. I really want them to get Ertz going, especially in the redzone. Those two int’s last week were brutal. Let’s mitigate the mistakes with more high percentage throws to the TE.
You see Barnridge yesterday? Yeah, that.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 He’s pretty bad…That was ugly yesterday.
I thought their redzone offense was gonna be a big improvement this year. It has not been the case unfortunately
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 And Then is…..
He hasn’t been here in awhile actually
They’re recording the plays for the new hype video tonight and airing it live on ESPN starting at 8:30PM.
Average draft position. He was going around round 4. I thought that was way too high
I have him in my standard league and he’s on the bench now for Eifert
I liked it better when I knew less about your fantasy team, as it just makes me more patently angry about my own.
I’d gladly trade him I just don’t think i’d get any takers… it’s only a 10 team league
He has Gates. He’s a fine option and they don’t know how to use Graham in Seattle.
Dongtavious Steelwang My team is nasty and I’m getting torched this week if it’s any consolation. Ivory, Barnridge, Rodgers, Julio, OBJ…
Dongtavious Steelwang JosephR2225 I lost him too, but this was also the same league where I got Dalton, Julio and DeAndre Hopkins.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang JosephR2225 I decided to go Jamaal in any league I could get him. That seems to have backfired horribly.
Michael Vick (hamstring) expects to miss at least one week.
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Just put him on IR already
Haley hammered the final nail in Vick’s coffin. End it now please.
I’d like Peyton Manning to choke on that Chicken Parm that tastes so good
Fuck that guy & his noodle arm & his giant forehead
DJ NUGGZ Dongtavious Steelwang How does someone get Rodgers, Julio and OBJ? I don’t think I could even get that in a 4 team league.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Devonte Freeman, Mark Ingram, Emmanual Sanders, Antonio Gates, Julian Edelman, Tannehill, Packers D, Castanzo
He had Steve Smith, Jordan Cameron, and Shady on his bench…Big Ben in his IR slot.
His team is nasty.
penguinfarmer DJ NUGGZ Dongtavious Steelwang Keeper league. Can’t keep a player drafted in the first two rounds from the previous year…I kept OBJ. Took Julio 10th overall, Rodgers at the turn.
RB’s will be nasty when Gurley is off his bye week too. Ivory and Gurley…I love that team. Hate losing.
Flowers and Trex wrecking people hope for this more this tonight
Teidden I have to admit I was wrong about Pugh. That filthy Eagles fan is playing well at LG.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang JosephR2225 Damn fucking right he is.
penguinfarmer Teidden penguin did you see the video of richburg push a guy down the field 20 yards last week
To be fair, he named me 3 NTs better who aren’t really NTs.
Teidden penguinfarmer I did not. But the entire interior have impressed me. I’m a little tougher on Flowers than others.
Then that doesn’t count… He should not receive credit for that cloister…
penguinfarmer Teidden https://twitter.com/OLineScout/status/653763417681989632
While funny, I would hope every offensive lineman could do that to a safety.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ been there always struck me as the talking piece of shit
cloisterwater i asked a simple question i dont watch the eagles sorry
cloisterwater funny i dont see ANY eagles linemen on any of these films
Fiversons No Spin Zone i say that cuz his fucking Noodle arm cost me a win vs Cloister this week
3 INTs against the Browns……WITHOUT JOE FUCKING HADEN????
I hope he chokes on Chicken Parm, then gets hit by car driven by Josh Brent
Yes. I figured we each knew what base defense each beast team played.
Teidden №❽❽₣ⱥӣ ManBearPig. The natural nemesis of Al Gore.
cloisterwater i don’t know i don’t really pay attention to the base defense of the filthy eagles
Matt Mosley & Eli M I hope you sing Wham’s greatest hits beautifully.
Like I said i don’t expect the giants o line to totally stop cox and logan all night but would be awesome to contain them some.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Matt Mosley & Eli M
what makes you think it’s his son’s concert? Maybe it’s his
that’s not sayin much.. he looks like he weighs 140 from the pics I’ve seen
Fiversons No Spin Zone there is not way fiverson has a PC that crappy
Teidden OL can’t stop dick or Cox. IN FOR A LONG NIGHT.
Teidden
Eli getting the ball out in 1.79secs (avg during the Boys game) is the best O lineman you have
Dongtavious Steelwang Teidden our interior is the strength of our oline they have been playing really good
Dongtavious Steelwang Teidden
They do a fair job on Tom & Harry tho
Fiversons No Spin Zone
You know what they say about imitation
I don’t care enough to do that… And I lost on my phone…
When you get owned by a rookie
OMG, he got double teamed and didn’t make the play!!! He sux!
You’ve clearly never sampled the city sour soup or fantastic bathroom to get rid of all your city food in CtPaTown.
Matt Mosley & Eli M Not the best one. We should talk about Mark Sanchez or Zac Ertz.
You cherry picked one play. Keep an eye on 96 tonight and I’ll see you tomorrow.
cloisterwater yes i will should be a great match up i think should be fun to watch both go at it Cox is 91 right
Washington Redskins @Redskins
Gruden on Cousins: “I want to see him fight through this. … I’m excited to see him bounce back, have a big bounce-back game this week.”
Ugh he spits in my face with every quote. Death to Jay. Long live Bob.
Yessir. Giants OL has played surprisingly well so far as well. Nobody rips Bennie Logan with me around though.
I would almost like to watch these press conferences to see if the reporters are lobbing softballs or really putting his feet to the fire.
Then I remember I don’t really care all that much.
cloisterwater Here another cherry pick. I just love watching olinemen i know cox is a good player but he is beatable
cloisterwater I’m going to tweet him photos of the water gun.
Silver Lining: Dustin Hopkins is the greatest onsides kicker ever. I can’t believe they aren’t getting any of these. They all look like a coaches tape of how to place the ball with a soft high bounce.
The media is calling him out for his double standard and shockingly appear to be almost apologetic (except for Rodney Harrison) for how they treated Griffin.
That was a 3-man rush. Dumb play call admittedly. ATL did it too. 3rd and forever and they convert on a damn draw.
No. I think the only 2 nice things I’ve ever said about Kirk are:
1) He’d be a good backup on a good team like AZ
2) He’s better than Weeden.
I’ve always been 100% a Bobomaniac.
Fiversons No Spin Zone i agree fiverson never liked kirk from day one
cloisterwater Fletcher Cox is a punk gang member. Can’t wait until Chip cuts him. He should also go to the Giants to turn his thug life around.
I’m sure he will start to fuck up soon… Only a matter of time…
HailBandG I was just thinking of the on-side kicks they just missed out on. They could have had the ball on their opponents 30.
There have been 3 of those at least this season with Hopkins. The real lesson is to never have to onsides kick. But he is ridiculous at them.
So Penguin Beatty coming back this week along with JPP coming in too.
Just don’t tell Justin it’s going to break viewing records…
Our ST and D have finally become serviceable and Jay is taking a massive wet dump on the offense. Go figure.
I’m terrified of that green giant. Those singing raisins too.
cloisterwater obviously the giants would squish everyone and eat the potato
Teidden I still can’t fathom either playing. Supposedly, Giants were ready to sign Welker four weeks ago. The hesitation wasn’t from the Giants but rather Welker. My guess is he doesn’t want the minimum.
cloisterwater I laughed, but I replaced Eli Manning’s name with someone else’s.
Everyone wants to know…I use my “immersion blender”. Aka my wiener.
I can boo Goodell from my own couch and not have any temptation to shoot him.
I’m leaving soon and decided to flood the board with shit.
He likes both of us… And u just stuck a knife in his back….
Lol. How bad must a team be for that play to actually work? Who is Maine beating on this play? I can’t see.
Splooz, can you see who Maine is beating on that play?
Only Jay can make us miss the Zornado. WE FIRED THE WRONG SHANAHAN!!!!!
lddsfuws DAMN THE PROGRESS! WE HAVE TO GET ON THIS DAILY FANTASY SHIT!
AND WHAT ABOUT BASEBALL!
Teidden You can’t take something funny from “It’s always Sunny” and make it not good.
Dongtavious Steelwang lddsfuws Oh yeah people think they will stop getting involved in peoples lives lol our government is reaching everyday
Fiversons No Spin Zone Tattletale. I thought you were COOL, FIVERS
Teidden Dongtavious Steelwang lddsfuws THE HUMANITY
I think you are coming out on the short end of this one Lupo, for having to admit that you knew the name of Luke Perry’s character on 90210.
The funniest part of that video is Albert Haynesworth’s fat face on camera.
I do too… Until we traded a second round for him… I don’t miss that…
meh, he sucked for one year, then they turned him into Alf Morris
Lol Browns. They can’t even get their 2014 first round pick on the field.
Losers.
I have a feeling th Eagles are going to win by double digits…
I knew there was a reason I liked you.
There are many more reasons I don’t like you, but I knew there was at least one the other way.
Are we on official Bob 3 is going to play watch list 2015? How many games till Gruden caves in.
Andrew Siciliano ✔ @AndrewSiciliano
At the risk of piling on…
Peyton Manning’s 25 interceptions since beginning of 2014 is the most in @NFL. It’s not a one-year phenomenon.
If the Giants pull this win out tonight EDP rant will be epic might even bring him down for good.
Teidden I can’t take that guy seriously.
Who the fuck hangs a Hoying jersey up on their wall?
honeybadger23 We don’t have Bradley Fletcher to commit blatant holds anymore.
True, but we all need them to beat the BNA tngt….
honeybadger23 So you’re abandoning the Skins AND LSU? Fake fan
Slept 12 hours after being up for 36 on my trip back from Chinkland. Glad to be back stateside.
Pulling for your wretched birds tonight. I feel like a whore.
Weech As you should. Mostly because Giants sux and we don’t want the dumbest dodgeball team in the gym to win the championship.
I like how all you cowboy and Redskin fans are scared of the Giants
Giants Sux
Even more than the Cowboys
Even more than MM’s wife
Even more than Shitrant’s whore mom
Fuck Yo Couch Teid!
I would say something about your mom but nobody wants to Fuck a fat black chick
Between the gints and the Eagles which team is the bigger threat to the Cowboys for the division title?
Seems like the best choice to win today comes down to answer to that question:
Go giants!
Teidden Iseeallbeenthere The Giant bag of dicks doesn’t realize that knocking the Giants down a peg only helps his team, but whatever.
Dongtavious Steelwang Teidden Iseeallbeenthere that is because he thinks the cowboys still can win games
Matt Mosley & Eli M Wouldn’t be as offensive as anything I’ve said about your wife, so go for it
The game tonigth will be won in the trenches in the interior of the line. eagles come in with impressive front while the giants interior is beats mode right now. Should be excellent
Teidden №❽❽₣ⱥӣ
God forbid they can bleed the clock or give the defense some time off when they need it.
Can Maxwell contend him
What year was it again that the giants last beat the Cowboys?
U need a drink, u tend to get a little hostile when u don’t…
Fiversons No Spin Zone weird, Vietnamese sweatshop hands
Fiversons No Spin Zone I bet weech can sew a soccer ball like nobody’s business
My prediction tonight:
Although… If the BNA win, that means the skins would be third in the east and not last…
Matt Mosley & Eli M
Hey, I’m the only one that can make physical threats around here.
And it would feel nice not to be in the basement… Now I’m conflicted…
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond…
“even in victory” – Fivers
“especially in defeat” – Me
Matt Mosley & Eli M
Seriously. Can you imagine Bradshaw missing six weeks due to a calf boo boo? Please…
O shit beagle fans
https://twitter.com/art_stapleton
Odell Beckham Jr. hopping around the field as he normally would be. Don’t see anything different in pre-game to indicate he’ll be limited.https://twitter.com/art_stapleton/status/656239441879498752 https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=656239441879498752 https://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=656239441879498752
Teidden A modest prediction? Something like 30 receptions, 400 yards, 8 TDs?
Teidden
Art posted a video of him running a bit but I didn’t see any full sprints that would test his hamstring. Hopefully he can contribute a bunch. Being a decoy only works when you have another decent target. Now I’m pissed at Cruz because we would have had James Jones if we knew he wasn’t going to play for at least half the season.
There will be 3 teams with 3 losses overall in this division after tonight
choyboy0724 your girl friend was cute with my dick in her mouth
Dumb face Eli and Mt. Coughlin shall return the next two weeks
choyboy0724 funny worse team in the division fans getting up on their bye week back to earth next week on how bad your team truly is
If Eli is smart, he’ll get injured tonight to avoid the beating he’s gonna take on sunday from Hardy, Gregory and company
choyboy0724 more playoff wins more division title more postseason wins more super bowls wtf ever
Cowboys will be the only team in the division to finish over.500
choyboy0724 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA only one to go below 500
I am out fellas Choy boy choke on a dick rest have a great night be back later win or lose
choyboy0724 <a href=”http://imgur.com/HuTBRHz”><img src=”http://i.imgur.com/HuTBRHz.jpg” title=”source: imgur.com” /></a>
You are gonna sound like even more of an idiot…if that’s even possible
Cowboys first place by this time next week…enjoy that reality while watching this game
https://twitter.com/RapSheet https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/656248625492852736https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/656248625492852736
How is https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash WR Dez Bryant? Increasing his workload. He’s running in straight lines with no setbacks. Unclear if he’ll practice this week
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Colons begin to quiver
choyboy0724 Running straight lines means he won’t be in game shape for weeks if not months.
Well, it sounds like Dez will run go routes all game long… That should work…
I cringe every time I see someone heat up a nitrous bottle like that. Guy locally lost a hand or an arm doing that.
Fiversons No Spin Zone They’re showing a story about Fletcher Cox and his brother. They had a clip of Cox heating up a nitrous bottle on a race car.
Tim McManus
Eagles defense entered Week 6 ranked first in opponent three-and-outs and fumble recoveries, second in takeaways (13).
If the eagles offense starts the game using the pass to set up the run, eagles should roll
JosephR2225 Ask me again in a week and you might get a different answer
Bless that fan wearing the Eagles 0 SuperBowls jersey in Philly. 100% chance he gets mugged
Then again, half the people will see the Eagles colors and stop looking, so he might make it
Matt Mosley & Eli M And a Lombardi trophy just to rub salt in Philly’s wounds
Thank you ESPN for the shot of OBJ dancing in warmups. Needed that
Jimmy Kempski
Fireworks just went off here at the Linc. JPP unharmed.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 rather have him as my ffb qb than Peyton
Every please direct your attention to espn.com and check the Eli face going on there lol
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 1. Wouldn’t be Rape
2. Something like that anthem
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK approximately 50% of people who get Meriweather’d are Brandon Meriweather
The Giants might really run away with the division. Fucking Giants
Good job Maragos. You suck. Why is an LB running zone on Bechkam. I hate you all
Well, a better start than last year. Surprised they can run the ball a bit.
I love our defensive front
But they cant put pressure all on their own
Just saying Billy
The Giants aren’t a Super Bowl contender, but they’re a good ass team. I could see them making the 2nd round, maybe even NFCCG
LOLhttps://twitter.com/hatcher97 https://twitter.com/hatcher97/status/656269928459280385
Somebody need to take that ass back to college.
Chip has won more games last year then all of Hatcher’s combined games as a Skin. SHUT YO FACE!
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Turned it off already? Eli almost threw a pick.
make him keep the one he has. Reminds him of how they wasted a second and third round pick last year
Why do you run off tackle there. What the fuck? If you can run a dive for one yard, pass.
Fucking dumbass Maxwell. YOURE NOT IN SEATTLE ANYMORE, LET GO
#InJayWeTrust
Classic Eagles O line. Safety lines up ON the LOS and nobody blocks him?
Dongtavious Steelwang
Maxwell was playing in a primarily Tamps Two Zone. Is he playing zone in Philly or man?
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Bill_In_FL
LOL, much like a little brother. whatever the big brother does, the little brother wants to do
Good news. Because of the penalty that won’t count as yet another catch allowed by Maxwell.
#InJayWeTrust good
I can focus on the jays game if they keep this up
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148
Sadly players on teams with losing records don’t often make ALl-Pro
Dallas really would own this division if they stayed healthy
Bill_In_FL Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 so Dallas won’t have any
Noted
choyboy0724
The entire NFCE/NFC/ and most of the AFC suck. I blame the CBA pansy practice policies
I feel even better about the Cowboys position in the division now than 2 hours ago
Eagles play in the NFC East. Being a division winner will bode well
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148
Kinda hard to win the Division when you start out 0-3 in the Division
#InJayWeTrust If Ifs and Buts were Maxwell and Nuts.
#InJayWeTrust More like “holy fuck don’t you have veterans to lead, like the dumbstruck QB staring at the rookie OL?”
https://twitter.com/JoshPaunil
Bradford couldn’t decide which open receiver to throw to, so he picked neither.
Well the Cowboys tried to give you guys an advantage with injuries but you didn’t wanna take it.
EatDatPussy445 @OGEatDatPussy 12s12 seconds ago Philadelphia, PA
Fuck u Sam Bradford
If the Eagles do something dumb and EDP isn’t there to talk about it, did the Eagles really do something dumb?
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 that’s not me
I can see my toes
EDP can’t
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148
That too, I was talking about tonight, upon which I’m focused
Eagles D somehow keeping them in this game. Offense will somehow give another turnover, because that is life now.
Weech I’m sure he is, because someone made him look smarter than he was.
Dongtavious Steelwang Weech
And he walked away with a TON of cash
Eagles D getting zero rest, still keeping up somehow
ODB has been holding it recklessly the last couple times he’s had it.
87fiveoh254 He knows the Eagles O is going to give it right back to him
I hate seeing EJ Biggers on the field. He’s so bad at everything
Has it been pointed out in the last 30 seconds how bad these teams are
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 He was so bad at being a Redskin they cut him
That’s what Ertz is good at. I would take a dozen more just like that.
Clarence Hill @clarencehilljr 45s46 seconds ago
Jerry Jones some where smoking a cigar and sipping on johnny walker blue watching this game
87fiveoh254 Then he remembered he has Cassel, then he starting drinking turpentine
The Cowboys have Dez and Romo coming back…what do these teams have to look forward to?
I think he ran 12 yards laterally to lose 2 yards. These run plays are so stupid, he’s not fucking Shady.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Bill_In_FL
The one Eli almost threw to Cox
Ashley Nicole @geeksandcleats 3m3 minutes ago
Hooker Who Lamar Odom Was ‘Serviced’ By Has Gone Missing http://wp.me/p4FHvm-eyE
Fiversons No Spin Zone For a football “genius” Chip doesn’t know how to use his own personnel that he picked correctly.
Dongtavious Steelwang Fiversons No Spin Zone
You mean that he overpaid to get
choyboy0724 Beat them with a toilet seat and throw them onto a pile of guns
https://twitter.com/JoshPaunil
DeMeco Ryans (hamstring) is questionable to return.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
They do have a nice backpedal though. You have to give them that
Intentional grounding on Eli and they actually called it? Now I’ve seen everything.
JosephR2225 Hell has frozen over. Tyron Smith might even get called for holding next week
Get points here then get the ball to start the second. The Belichick special.
Jason La Canfora @JasonLaCanfora 46s47 seconds ago
Just a reminder they traded for that punter
This really has been the full Meriweather experience. Hit. Bad coverage. Hurt
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Cooper had his. Its Miles Austin’s turn
Someone needs to post this entire game to Yakety Sax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
I still don’t know why they spiked it and not called a TO before
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Eagles Redzone O Sux 148
Ask Pagano, he knows
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/10/19/top-california-official-pushes-ammo-background-checks/?intcmp=hpbt1
I was wondering when someone would try this. Interesting debate as to whether ammo is covered by the 2nd Amendment. I would think it’s a ‘loophole’ to allow backdoor gun control. Not much use gor a gun if you can’t get ammo for it or you have to make your own
Oy vey. Three freaking turnovers in the first half. Will Beatty needs to play next week. He’s better than Newhouse with one arm.
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski
Not including tonight, Eagles have a -16 point differential in the first halves of games this season. +30 in second halves.
rep138 Fiversons No Spin Zone
Na, the Giants should on-side kick
Every time they cut to Chris Berman
http://i.imgur.com/DsJDerr.jpg
John is trying to be worse than his brother
You can’t stop Riley Cooper. You can only hope to contain him
Huff hurt after the kickoff. So ummm….. trey Burton time and the 3 TE set!
#InJayWeTrust
Eagles just trying to catch up with the Giants on TOs
This game has been played so bad that it looks like a Cowboys/Redskins game.
Tobin got beat on a pass rush…….by a fullback
This shit writes itself
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
He was a DT in college. A pretty good one too.
Matthews was fucking stupid. He turned inside instead of runnnig upfield for the fucking first.
Dongtavious Steelwang Then stretches the ball out instead of just going down
#InJayWeTrust Doesn’t help that the line is playing like RG3 is behind center
Giants are down two possessions and yet they milk the clock to punt the ball.
#InJayWeTrust
Waddaya mean, he hit the guy right in the helmet. It worked in the SB
It’s looking more and more like the Eagles will be the #1 team in the NFC East after week 6 just like we all expected.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
Did it ever start to be a game
Power Rankings after Week 6
31. Eagles
32. Giants
33. Cowboys
N/A Redskins
My god, its like they figured out how to use Murray or the Giants are that bad.
game over i knew we get blew out and said it earlier. enjoy the east title eagles
Teidden I think you severely underestimate our team’s ability to blow late leads.
Giants Suck Eli Blows helps the giants didn’t have the fullback on the d-line
I’ll never understand this division. The Giants looked great the past few weeks. Then this debacle.
Teidden
The mistakes are maddening. I’d care less if they lost by 20 and didn’t do stupid shit.
No it doesn’t. You are a dipshit though so you wouldn’t understand
choyboy0724 He is an asshole but he’s also right about the Cows sucking ass.
Badboy Bob choyboy0724
If Choy has a passport., watch your back Bob.
Bill_In_FL
That was Cruz’s fault last year. TD > patellar tendon pain.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 kempski is having an orgasm somewhere
Dumb face Eli check
Red Face Coughlin check
Giants back to playing like usual check
Told ya the Giants O line would have trouble with the Eagles pass rush. They’ll have more of the same Sunday
I need Sproles to have return yards and of course this dick head can’t even reach him
choyboy0724 like super bowl champs that the cowboys haven’t even sniffed in more than 2 decades going on three
Choy proving he is a dork is dropping out of contention in our Pick’em.
improvement this year we scored 7 points on to 6 game losing streak
I can’t wait to see Hardy and crew destroy Eli and Bradford with a little Russel Wilson in between
Like I fucking said. Never underestimate the Eagles ability to give away the game.
Bradford is a better punter than whoever the hell the Giants punter is
More like Cooper did, stopping halfway on his route.
Did Cooper just run a 40 yard hitch route? First time in NFL history
choyboy0724 Not as hilarious as the Patriots beat down of the Cows. LOL
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Maxwell, not drawing a flag….for the first time
Losing to the best team in the NFL without your top 2 players is pretty funny
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Hilarious that they had to switch him off of ODB and onto Randle.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK that was holding but whatever
choyboy0724 Losing would have been ok. That beat down was down right funny. LOL
Giants Suck Eli Blows choyboy0724
Being beat down by a team that’s undefeated is one thing, being beat down by a team that doesn’t have a winning record is quite another
oh my god
DO SOMETHING FUCKING RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCKING TEAM, GIVE THE DEFENSE A FUCKING REST
BleedingGreenNation @BleedingGreen
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
The Eagles are literally getting by only on the grace of the Refs and the Giants fuckups.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK #InJayWeTrust
Nope, both QBs have 2 INTs right?
I am narrowly winning what might be the most pathetic conclusion to a fantasy football matchup in history.
`Well sure, just what the Giants need, another D lineman injured.
Bradford has Austin wide open for a first, but the INT was a better option
Hopefully Jared Goff keeps lowering his draft stock so the Eagles can have a QB next year.
Remember when people actually thought the Giants were a good team? Those were fun times
choyboy0724 Did you ever see anyone say the cowboys were? me neither
Put Sanchez and nassib in
They can’t possibly be any worse…. Right? RIGHT????
#InJayWeTrust
Yep, it was called the Capital Division the last time
Chip to USC if the giant win here now we have another week to wait for it
And now I am narrowly losing what might be the most pathetic conclusion to a fantasy football matchup in history.
Bill_In_FL rep138 choyboy0724
He doesn’t mean it when he says that.
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/656306015948804097https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/656306015948804097
Press box guy announces that Johnthan Hankins will return from his fake injury.
https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt
https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt/status/656306250276315137
Eli needs to give some money back to get some offensive linemen. https://twitter.com/hashtag/NYGvsPHI?src=hash
Been living in it for years I was just not paying attention
https://twitter.com/RVacchianoNYDNhttps://twitter.com/RVacchianoNYDN
How fast did this game turn? Eli Manning was 10 for his first 10 for 87 yards and a TD. … Since then: 9 for 22, 83 yards, 2 INTs.
Sturgis can suddenly kick
Looks like my flamethrower threat worked
JosephR2225 adjustments something the Giants don’t know how to do
I’m done with Eli only 4 more years of suffering with him
They should hire Jay Gruden. I want to see Eli play scout team safety.
JosephR2225
The Sports writer that posted that info also provided that, but I don’t remmeber
I think I found it. St. Louis Cardinals – From 25 points behind to win:
Nov. 8, 1987 at St. LouisTampa Bay7714028St. Louis0302831
– See more at: http://www.profootballhof.com/history/stats/comebacks.aspx#sthash.8Sb9Sdwi.dpuf
Teidden
Beatty is coming back. It won’t happen but I hope he starts next week.
Teidden
hey, at least you’re 7 points better than last year against the Eagles. You’re gaining
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK
Kevin had balls. McAdoo is a eunuch.
1/2 gb and undefeated in the division…clearly you are a dumb fuck
choyboy0724 clearly you dont understand how no romo or dez will end your year already good you hold on to hope. Dez wont be back before week 10 by then it is over
LOL…if not this week def against Seattle. You need to seriously STFU.
Itsmebeenthereagain why would you show up when your team sucks can’t handle it i see
Teidden is salty since its the last time his team will be in first place this season
I mean, I’d love to say that it’s just the ineptness of the giants that has resulted in this debacle, but….seriously? The eagles?
I mean…TERRIBLE.
You’re right though, if it was a pass it would have to be grounding.
Sproles needs to get me 3 more points. I have a feeling he’ll be the lead back this drive
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148
it was a pass, other wise it would not be ‘illegal touching’
choyboy0724 i believe your owner paid the refs and they even said they fucked up
Teidden Bill_In_FL choyboy0724
You’re just cranky cause your team is getting embarrassed
Bill_In_FL Teidden choyboy0724
No, but they did publicly apologize after that game.
Did Griden just mention battery on connection with the eagles?
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA
JosephR2225
He’ll be joining the Giants on his trip back home to NYC.
Murray is warming up just in time to get smashed in Dallas in a few weeks
It is ok i knew this was a lost when we smash the cowgirls next week we will be in first
If you think this game is ugly. Get ready for next Sunday night when they play the Panthers. All defense all game
Neither team should be proud. Eagles defense can feel good, that’s about it
Injay vs Teidden
Shitrant & Choy vs Fuws in aa 2-on-1 handicap match
Any other fights?
Teidden
Next week will be a better matchup, but we’re not smashing anyone this year.
Eagles Redzone O Sux 148 Cam isn’t as inept as Eli. Wishful thinking from you
I hope… because if one of the two offenses is going to show up I’m not sure it will be ours.
Carolina can definitely be had though.
I think the Eagles will put 7 players on Olsen and let the other WRs suck
choyboy0724
Eagles have far better interior pressure than the Cowboys. I’d rather face good edge rushers. Internal pressure kills Eli.
choyboy0724 eagles have a much better dline then your team much better
DallasCowboysSux your girlfriend looks good with my dick in her mouth
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK That’s cute. An Eagles fan talking about rings….
So for the second year in a row on primetime…the Giants look like shit in Philly
Look at the fuking Eagles players happy, congratulating each other.
Too funny.
choyboy0724 In fairness, that shit used to happen to us.
choyboy0724 lol wait till you go 8-8 this year the glory will be GREAT
Teidden That’s not my girlfriend… that was Mosley’s wife.
New Jersey Sucks! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Don’t get me wrong. I approve trolling shitrant, but it was just too good to pass up…
…. just like your mom…
Wait… They shouldn’t be happy with a win?
You are fucking dumb
Kellys_Chipadelphia The shouldn’t. It means another week of Bradford at the helm.
rep138 DallasCowboysSux Eli single handily best eagle on the field
3 teams with 3 losses and one undefeated team in the division
Giants got #BUTTFORKED!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
choyboy0724 and most importantly, the Skins are where they belong
choyboy0724 does nto help you any when you cant win the other games 500
choyboy0724 no sir i said they would lose al lday today i expected it unlike you i know what the giants are you still think cowboys are world beaters when they are barely 500 team
It’s hilarious seeing shitrant try to troll a win.
Miles Austin, with 3 catches for 60 yards today, out gained the Eagles 2, 3, and 4 team WR, for the entire year.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL
Yeah, I saw a big win. What did you see in DC colored glasses?
Glad N.J. / Philly Week is over. Now back to normal… Dallas Sucks.
Wait… Did the Eagles win?
Yup.
Time for you to have a nice warm glass of…
STFU
Didn’t the Eagles defense shut out the Giants for 3+ quarters ?
What on earth are you talking about? Can you not perform simple addition?
You know what? Nevermind. I don’t want to delve any deeper into this retarded rabbit hole.
Cow fan trolls are making this win even better.
So mad
They’ve looked better than the cows shitshow
At the rate of Bradford’s performance for the year, he will have
3200 yards passing, 24 TDs and 24 INTs at the end of his career in Philly.
Along with the best record he’s ever had in his career. 8-8.
“MVP!!!”
Lol great…. New qb. I guess you should count that as a win
Its really funny that giant fans are being classy and cow fans are the ones crying and trolling
Great excuse. Keep rolling with it, it’s all you got
I wonder if we’ll still recognize you with your new name and avatar.
No but you and shitrant are fucking comical
Some guy on Big Blue View wrote an article today asking if the Giants had the best interior line in the NFL. Lol.
No dude. Just no.
Matt Mosley & Eli M
No. He only pipes up when you criticize Randle.
It only took Murray a whopping 6 weeks to rush for 100 yards in a game.
Well continue to troll, cow fans, your fear is evident.
FLY EAGLES, FLY!
JosephR2225 Thanks. I was looking for this the other day, but couldn’t find it. Saved.
Don’t make the bet ldds. You’re a good poster, and the Giants are terrible. It would be a shame to lose you until the playoffs and be stuck with the retard twins.
Why would you bet againsy your own team? You must be a fucking idiot
No. I believe in my team unlike yourself. I wouldn’t accept that ever
Negative. You can go fuck yourself if you don’t have faith, but don’t come back when the tide turns starting sunday
Because I’m gonna bet another fan of my team? Are you retarted?
I don’t think you understand; stay, leave it makes no difference to me. You have your opinion and it is what it is. Mines different. That’s pretty much it for a chat board. So, do what you do, and I’ll do what I do.
But, what I do, includes calling apologists like you, apologists.
You’re an apologist. And I’d rather not listen to apologists claiming to be fans. Mealy mouthed worms just rub me the wrong way.
It’s just that simple.
And what we do is call you, shitrant, a pussy. If you are soooo confident it seems like an easy and smart bet. Too bad you hate smart bets.
Vanna is the least of this boards problems and while irritating, I don’t have to deal much with him so, who gives a fuk if he stays or goes.
choyboy0724 baby… me lonely… me honey… me need lovin, lovin.
Idds..if you wanna bet against your own team then you prob should just leave anyways
Good times. Night guys. Don’t work too hard.
I do not bet against fans of my team….what part don’t you understand about that?
So backing up is only accomplished thru betting in your world apparently
Betting against fans of your team > betting for your team. Only someone dumb like you would think this
Idds…I will call you out whenever I want to and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it.
Other than the mealy mouthed worm I call Vanna, the rest of the posters on this board are fans.
So, like them or not (and most not) I got a certain respect for them being loyal to their team. Vanna, no so much.
Shitrant is scared off by an easy bet, Choy is still trying to figure out the bet. Figures.
Idds…if you are willing to bet against your team, then you might as well not even be a fan of that team. It is complete nonsense and its sad that you can’t see that…but I guess that’s how things work in your warped world.
Rooting for them to win but willing to bet against them. Makes complete sense smh
Lol at not getting against fans of the same team… What does it matter who they support? Makes zero sense.
DO NOT OFFER AN INJRY CLAUSE, FUWS!
Hard learned lesson.
I have both which is exactly why I would never make a bet like that.
So much fear is pouring off your posts it’s nauseating
Again I’ll bet you during Eagles week whatever you want to wager
Fuws, I’m glad both of those pussy are too scared to take the bet you offered, we don’t need to risk losing good posters on here
Right you lack the principles to back up your talk…. To even someone who is a fan of the same team you support.
Yup. Bet against the Eagles sometime then talk to me…otherwise shut your face
Again, I’m not afraid to make a bet. You are tho.
What does that have to do with you being too scared to get ON the Cows…. A team you supposedly support
Lol then bet fuws dumbass.
But you know what, I’ll take the Eagles to bet Carolina, avatar bet till after the Eagles cows next game. Deal?
Fine you will bet fuws or you accept my bet?
“You aren’t a real fan”- Choy
“I don’t bet against fans of the Cowboys…. Because reasons.”- Choy
lddsfuws
I like Pugh, but STFU already. Giants OL should not be heard from this week.
lddsfuws They’ve been doing a lot of talking about Dallas for 2 and a half years now, but have dropped 5 in a row when it comes time to actually play.
Well we can’t officially move into the Penthouse yet. I hired a cleaning crew and an exterminator to bug bomb the place.
Mosley, how do you live like this?
JosephR2225
Thank you for getting it cleaned up for us next week.
There’s a penthouse vs Cassel joke in there somewhere, but it’s too early for me to formulate it.
I’m sure Lupe and Francis will feel right at home in the filth
lddsfuws
Why do you not think Dallas will win? Not ragging on you, just curious.
After what I saw last night out of the Giants O & D and given the change in the Dallas D (we have our pass rush back) I’m not sure how you would think that Dallas won’t win. Dallas D is a lot better than the Giants D and the Giants O (at least last night) showed that it is at least as bad as ours, if not worse.
We should draft some black people that can play FootBall one year
JosephR2225
Cassel is a 50% QB, last night Eli didn’t look like even that.
What? You aren’t going to clean the windows?
My prediction is that Dex does not return until the Eagles game.
Matt Mosley & Eli M
Why restrict it to one race, you should draft some people that can play football.
Matt Mosley & Eli M
Not his either, Penguins don’t have sphincter muscles either.
lddsfuws
*hurls ‘you’re not a fan* and other epithets @ you*
Kills me that if they beat the Giants it will be because hardy has 5 sacks. Hate that Cowboys hopes turn on that scumbag.
Ldds,
Why do you not think Dallas will beat the Giants? Not ragging on you, just curious.After
what I saw last night out of the Giants O & D and given the change
in the Dallas D (we have our pass rush back) I’m not sure how you would
think that Dallas won’t win. Dallas D is a lot better than the Giants D
and the Giants O (at least last night) showed that it is at least as bad
as ours, if not worse.
Think it will like last night. An all out scramble for a win. Dallas pass rush is obviously better with hardy. More interested to know if Gregory is playing.
I think the cowboys win if the offense can get going at all.
Decoy if anything. Play a few plays here and there. Never thought it would be a consideration this early.
lddsfuws
Well duh. If Dallas had 9 & 88 it wouldn’t be pretty.
But, we don’t need Cassel to be Romo, we just need him to not be Weeden. My take on Weeden was that he was playing ‘afraid to make a mistake’ rather than ‘playing to win’ and, Dallas will not win unless they take some chances. Weeden was so afraid to make a mistake he ignored multiple intermediate routes that the TE/WR was open on (NFL ‘open’, not College open) and refused to wait for routes to develop, preferring to check down very quickly.
I believe the pass rush will cause the Giants O line (what there is left of it) massive problems, with Hardy and Gregory back they will face unrelenting pressure (and they will have to give the LT constant help by keeping the TE), which will affect their short passing game. Also with Dallas apparently going to start playing Jones at FS more as the season progresses our coverage will tighten up.
I would pick the Giants because it’s in NJ. Also because I think Beckham was not all there last night and he should look better with a little more recovery time. And it’s worth noting that the Eagles pass rush, which was an obvious advantage last night, is the first pass rush to really get to Eli, the short routes and quick release have mitigated the pass rush of the other teams they’ve faced.
I thought the 1st half was a shit show. I’m glad I went to bed at halftime. I would pay money to get the audio of Coughlin on the sidelines last night.
Seeing the Eagles make the necessary adjustments to take control of the game reminds me of the days (long ago) when the Skins were known for their in-game adjustments. The Skins have been stuck in the Opposite Day loop for the last 20 years.
cloisterwater I was completely wrong about the Giants separating themselves in October. This division is back to a 4 team race (3 until the Skins get healthy).
Eli screwed a couple of Eagles out of sacks with his stupid underhanded intentional groundings.
I don’t think it would be that interesting. “Waitress! This soup is too cold!” “Would you believe when I was your age I had a silver dollar collection?” “I’m lost. Can somebody take me home?”
Monz Venus cloisterwater
well, they have ‘separated’ themselves, just not in the way you anticipated
Monz Venus
I think it had more to do with the Giants ineptitude than any ‘adjustments’ the Eagles made. When a team has to play a FB at DT (even if he was a DT in College), it doesn’t bode well for them.
cloisterwater
It’s why he doesn’t take many sacks, it’s a deceptive part of his game and I was surprised it didn’t bite him harder than it did.
They beat the Giants on Tuesday in the eastern hemisphere.
Just as I predicted… Eagles win by double digits…
Sorry folks, down with the flu, will try to get a new post up
Don’t worry about it… Nobody reads them anyways…
Congratulations Bill, that is in the eastern hemisphere.
Outside of Kelce’s head being in the clouds, the offensive line looked damn good last night.
https://twitter.com/RoobCSN
This was the first time in his last 44 games Eli Manning didn’t have a completion of 20 yards. Last happened vs. Bengals Nov. 11, 2012.
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No X-Plays!
This is why nobody should take guys like Freeman seriously. They invent the narrative, then the comment on teams not living up to it.
The Eagles are 3-3, which is as good or better than 21 other teams in the NFL. But Freeman says “The NFL isn’t easy, huh Chip Kelly” as if Chip Kelly every said or did anything to indicate he thought the NFL was easy. Why not say “The NFL isn’t easy, huh Lovie Smith?” or Ken Whisenhunt, or Pete Carroll, or Jim Tomsula, or any one of those 21 other coaches.
Carroll did a nice job on Beckham, even if Beckham was probably hampered a bit.
https://twitter.com/BrandonGowton Eagles didn’t allow OBJ to make a catch in the 2nd half. That was the 1st time he has ever been held without a catch in any half.
Murray certainly seems to be going through an adjustment period in this system. It’s probably not the best fit for him in hindsight, but he keeps improving. 5 ypc last night! I’ll take it.
It was a mix of the inside zone and runs with Bradford under center. I’d have to rewatch it to be more specific.
Going to have to wait to change the avatar till I get home Chloe it’s not saving to Google drive for some reason
They still had him going side to side a decent amount. He had some losses, but also seemed to find some seems better. That’s what I meant by it not being the best fit for him, but he also seems to be adjusting to it.
It’s safe to say the Giants are horrible at American FootBall
Don’t worry. I know it looks bleak now. Christine Michael is on the way.
I don’t buy that narrative. His best run with the Cowboys last year was the outside zone.
@ MM
U should have changed that offensive avatar… Eli is horrible again…
cloisterwater
Yes, well, unless he pulls a hammy in practice or something?
unless they make a trade for some sort of McCown brother, yeah.
cloisterwater
Continuing to start Weeden would qualify for the Einsteinian definition of insane
So Pitino might be done at Louisville…he got caught doing what every other college program does
Dalton is on a bye and I don’t like Bradford vs. CAR in fantasy. Trying to figure out a QB to pick up. Cassel has a nice matchup at least.
With every intentional grounding call missed, it makes me hate Eli that much more…
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/656436721597489152
BREAKING: Former Louisville basketball recruits tell OTL they attended parties on campus, including strippers, sex.
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/656438976581079040https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/656438976581079040
Former Louisville recruit about his visit to school: “It was like I was in a strip club.” https://t.co/NZoHjJrjd9
He Got Game came out in 1998.. The Program came out in 1993… why is this a story? IDGAF
ESPN is making a much bigger deal of this than it is… I don’t think the public cares
He rarely ever gets called for it… At least they called it last night… But that does suck for players on highly incentive laden contracts…
Eli played like Kirk last night… That’s the Eli we all know and love…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Eli played worse than Kirk last night. It was a QB clown show.
My starting QB, starting defense, starting kicker, and a WR who put up 25 points last week are on byes this week. Summabitches.
Eagles looked like shit and still blew the Giants out. Wow, I don’t know what looked worse on the Giants’ offense last night (after the 1st drive), Eli or the OL in general. I love that within an hour of that game being over some Giants player was already yapping about the Dallas game, like he feels not one ounce of shame or anger about the godawful display of bumblefuckery his team had just pulled on Monday Night Football.
cloisterwater well yeah they did, but it also looked like they went up against their practice squad guys and not a starting OL and QB too. Good thing for Eli he has some kind of retard iron-man thing going or he would have been on IR by halftime.
cloisterwater Was about to say the same thing…Bradford looks like shit, but the offensive line, RB’s and defense looked good.
We got ourselves a defense man…Fletcher Cox…wow.
Amazing how much worse this year’s 27-7 feels than last year’s 27-0.
DAYS WITHOUT INCIDENT
87
THIS HAS BEEN YOUR DAILY SAM BRADFORD ACL INJURY UPDATE
Cowboys sux
JosephR2225 Agreed. It was just piss poor to watch all around…the only time it was really enjoyable was when the Eagles D was on the field honestly…and even then the damn Giants couldn’t get out of their own way with the flags…
So…do we see Sanchez this season? After last night, I’m thinking it’s a very real possibility…
DJ NUGGZ
Pretty much as long as they win there won’t be a QB change.
Doubtful. As long as Bradford is healthy, Chip is going to see if he can work through it.
DJ NUGGZ JosephR2225 LOL, I don’t know what adjustments they made after that 1st Giants drive, but damn that shit worked like a motherfucker….or maybe the DL just woke up and realized the Giants were in town and just started punking that OL like prison bitches. I mean they didn’t even seem to be doing a lot of stunts and blitzes and shit, just out manning the Giants blockers in a bad way.
Bill_In_FL DJ NUGGZ Yeah…probably shouldn’t be either seeing as Bradford has unreal arm talent…but Christ man, he was just awful last night.
Yeah, the Sanchez talk is silly. Bradford needs to play better, but people tend to forget that Sanchez is not very good.
Obie Juan and Only DJ NUGGZ Second one wasn’t entirely his fault. Cooper stopped running…but it’s week 6, why are there so many communication breakdowns with guys running the wrong route?
DJ NUGGZ Obie Juan and Only Much better choice…..
cloisterwater Yeah he’s terrible. I don’t want to see him at all. Bradford really needs to get his shit together though.
This team could be really good with mediocre QB play…just don’t suck or turn the ball over.
People forget that as bad as Bradford is playing he looks… like Sanchez.
Obie Juan and Only DJ NUGGZ meh…If I want to watch Sanchez highlights, I’ll que up Thanksgiving 2015
DJ NUGGZ Obie Juan and Only Agreed, what the hell was Cooper doig just stopping….I first thought injury.
Obie Juan and Only At least we don’t have to decide weather to start Weeden or Cassel. LOL
JosephR2225 Pretty much, just a little slower with a much better arm.
For what it’s worth, Bradford has a cannon.
DJ NUGGZ Obie Juan and Only Yeah, better not even think about a December highlight….
Obie Juan and Only DJ NUGGZ Me too, but then I watched the replay and he ran a comeback after about 20 yards…like wtf are you doing man? lol
Giants Suck Eli Blows Obie Juan and Only Guys are lucky Romo/Dez are taking 8 bye weeks….good thing you’re playing bad enough to give the Cowboys a chance.
The Giants get one less day of rest because they played on Monday night and got blown out the the tune of 27-7 yet they are still opened as 4 to 6 point favorite against the Cowboys this week. The Cowboys suck worse than most thought. http://i.imgur.com/dYHKbcj.png
DJ NUGGZ Obie Juan and Only Can’t happen 6 weeks in….
What is up with Kelce….3 or 4 unscheduled snaps now?
Obie Juan and Only DJ NUGGZ Yeah, no idea what’s up with that either. They took another illegal formation penalty too…
Nights like last night, I wonder what the hell they did in practice all week.
DJ NUGGZ JosephR2225 Cannons in the 1800’s weren’t accurate either. What you need is a 2015 gattling gun. Power with accuracy…
DJ NUGGZ Obie Juan and Only NFCE are all just scrambling for wins…
Of course it means the SB winner will definitely come from the division…
Giants Suck Eli Blows They will blow the doors off Dallas…it’s not even a question.
Giants Suck Eli Blows Vegas feels bad for the Giants, it’s not every Monday Night you see 53 men get prison raped on national TV. Looked like Eli didn’t wash Fletcher’s socks well enough and caught a whoopin.
DJ NUGGZ It will be closer than the Eagles/Giants but the Giants will beat the shit out of the Cowturds this week.
DJ NUGGZ Giants Suck Eli Blows Their OL better learn to fucking block in the next 4 days.
Bill_In_FL DJ NUGGZ Giants Suck Eli Blows Nah, after last night I’m not betting on any team in this division haha…it could just as easily go the other way honestly. I just think the Giants win…but I’m not very confident saying that.
cloisterwater Who wouldn’t be with 3 top players out for the last 3 weeks.
Not happy but not much can be done with 25% of your salary cap on the sidelines…
22SnakePlissken5150 DJ NUGGZ Giants Suck Eli Blows Yeah, that is kind of scary for them…Dallas’ front 7 is actually pretty damn good.
DJ NUGGZ Giants Suck Eli Blows Sadly, Cowboys defense will be relied upon to shut them down. Hardy regains stardom….sad day for Dallas when your hopes are tied to a scumbag.
Tight game, Offense is too much a question mark to predict. If they score 24 they win.
cloisterwater Cowboys fans always come up with excuses. It gets old.
cloisterwater NFL wanted to even the playing field when they made the schedule because they knew Dallas Sux
cloisterwater Eli might end up on a pool table like Jodi Foster……again.
Giants Suck Eli Blows DJ NUGGZ Cowboys cover the spread.
Obie Juan and Only Kinda sad they are so bad they can only cover the spread against the lowly Giants. To think that the Giants are one of the worst teams in the league and Cowboys fans plan on losing to them. Sad days for your pathetic franchises.
Anybody else find it funny that Obie cries injury when I point out the Cowboys record in a post where he’s making fun of the Eagles backup QB from last year that the Eagles had to start due to Foles being injured?
Cowboys had 5 sacks against the Pats (in the first half). Gregory is likely to be back this week to give another twist to the D-line rotation. While I hate it, Hardy is having an impact by forcing double teams and QB reaction.
Cowboys will start forcing turnovers.
Sacks/hurries will make the secondary look better.
The Giants/Eagles games will be old-school NFCE physical games with lowish scoring of 24 or so points.
If the Cowboys can score 24 I think they can win one of the two games.
If Demeco doesn’t make that INT, the dynamic of that game could have been a lot different. Hats off to the old man.
Only 5 winning records in the entire NFC….2 in the South, 2 in the North, and 1 in the West.
cloisterwater I find it funny that I am not making fun of your QB but your coach that put you in this position.
Bradford 5 years for $80 million…
Giants Suck Eli Blows January 5th, 2016 as soon as your season ends.
Giants Suck Eli Blows what’s funny? Giants look goddamn awful, and Seattle is finding ways to lose games they should win instead of the other way around.
Obie Juan and Only Better for you to keep your mouth shut and let us think you are an idiot than open it and leave no doubt.
Giants Suck Eli Blows Obie Juan and Only We’ll see.
Here are the Eagles options courtesy of Chippy:
– Bradford 5 years, $80million, $25 million gauranteed.
or
– Start over and find a franchise QB in the draft. Maybe in the second round….lol.
Either way you have no long term answer at QB.
22SnakePlissken5150 Giants Suck Eli Blows
and he didn’t mention the Seahawks, only the Giants & Eagles games
HailBandG LOL, or the next NFC South team to play the bEast.
That win last night was ugly as hell
Bradford has got to cut down on the INTs. The penalties need to be minimized. Last night should’ve been a blowout
The D balled out. Ryans rebounded nicely after a rough opening drive. Hicks is legit. Carroll is really playing well. Can’t say enough good things about Cox & Logan. Good to see Thorton & Curry bring their game up. O-Line is coming along & the run game is improving. Murray is still thinking too much when he runs BUT he is playing alot better. I love how Mathews runs with a “F**k it, I’m going here anyway” attitude.
With that said, We’re going to shock the world on Sunday in Carolina. Book it
Morning Fuckers
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK *more of a blowout
Bill_In_FL 22SnakePlissken5150 Giants Suck Eli Blows Yeah, Bradford is going to do great with the Cowboys newfound pass rush in his face. He is so good under pressure…
Obie Juan and Only Again you prove you are an either and idiot or you think Bradford is going to have a great 2nd half if you think he will get 80 million and 25 guaranteed. Which one is it?
Giants Suck Eli Blows Obie Juan and Only No I think Chippy is an idiot that will pay him to prove he is right about him…..
All you could say was how accurate a passer the guy was in pre-season….how about now?
Obie Juan and Only Bill_In_FL 22SnakePlissken5150 Giants Suck Eli Blows Let’s face it, the NFC looks like 4 really good teams and 11 sorry motherfuckers who might make the playoffs if they manage 8 wins and have tiebreaker advantages.
Dallas doesn’t have a long term answer at QB, either…. what’s your point?
Obie Juan and Only Let’s place a fun wager. I will say Chip won’t give Bradford 80 mil for 5 years unless he turns things around over the next 10 games. You say he will. We can do an avatar and name bet for the off season.
That was a hell of a play too. Reminded me of when Boykin made a similar strip/INT of Cruz.
Dallas can gefrom Cassel
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MXyhzmoSuqI/ViWyJulUYRI/AAAAAAAAH94/Kih2xFdjIOg/s640/PhilTD.gif
they can also get this as well
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JGLj_g0BzoE/ViWx-MPyBzI/AAAAAAAAH8s/m-MwVasyqu0/s640/CasselINTCar.gif
Lupo That would be almost as bad as what Jerry has been doing with the Romo contracts for the past few years.
Bill_In_FL It’s funny how just a few short weeks ago Cowboys fans were saying Weeden would be winning games yet he has gone 0-3 as a starter. Wouldn’t it be funny if Cassel does the same?
22SnakePlissken5150 We should’ve put up 45+ on those bitches
Giants Sux
Giants Suck Eli Blows Lupo PLOT TWIST: Romo plays till he’s 55.
Giants Suck Eli Blows I still think Weeden should be the starter.
22SnakePlissken5150 If not the Cowboys are going to have to address the QB situation just like the Eagles. The only difference is Chip took over a team without a QB and is trying to find one while Jerry has been putting it off.
Giants Suck Eli Blows
Odd, but the stuff I posted showed good Cassel & bad Cassel ang had nothing to do with him ‘winning games’.
I guess you wanted to make that post and just decided to post under a random Cowboys fan’s post?
I agree. He has been adequate. It’s the O-line,RB’s and WR’s that have killed the boys the past 3 weeks.
22SnakePlissken5150 Giants Suck Eli Blows
Weeden was the starter for three games and went 0-3, for whatever reason, his fault, not his fault, nobody’s fault. Why do you think the result would be any different if he started this Sunday?
lddsfuws
Dez has already said the first step is obtaining medical clearance. He won’t play if he doesn’t have it.
Eagles are going to get killed Sunday night if they play like that against the Panthers. Bradford, Matthews, and Cooper need to get their shit together, and Kelce too.
Still not seeing any explanations why Paea didn’t play a snap against the Jets. Or why Compton isn’t playing more since Riley looks like he’s maybe 75% at best the last couple of weeks.
Bill_In_FL And you claim to have a college degree? I posted the fact that Weeden is 0-3 while a starter and now Cassel gets to step in and see what he can do after you posted lets see what he can do. Not sure where your comprehension went in your old age.
Bill_In_FL 22SnakePlissken5150 Giants Suck Eli Blows Same reason why Romo wasn’t 8-8 last year. The TEAM can play better and get a win with adequate QB play. I favor the guy who’s been adequate and knows the system over the guy whose been a Cowboy for 2 weeks thus far.
22SnakePlissken5150 What makes anyone think Cassel will do any better?
22SnakePlissken5150 Bill_In_FL Giants Suck Eli Blows
He plays not to make a mistake, he doesn’t play to try to win
Bill_In_FL 22SnakePlissken5150 Giants Suck Eli Blows Saints game says you are mistaken. Falcons game says you are mistaken. End of Eagles game says you are mistaken.
Giants Suck Eli Blows 22SnakePlissken5150
I’d contend that Weeden has not been ‘adequate’, unless you think a QB who has decent stats but still loses is ‘adequate’.
22SnakePlissken5150 Bill is slipping into Toods territory.
lol.. he’s got no sway in the draft room anymore and I can’t stand seeing his wrinkly face on TV every week… go away and shut up like a normal owner
22SnakePlissken5150 Bill_In_FL Giants Suck Eli Blows
go watch some tape. See how many open intermediate routes he turns down for the ‘safe’ checkdown that help his stats but don’t help the team win.
Bill_In_FL I’d contend the rest of the team has been holding him down. If the O-line and RB’s were close to as good as last season they Cowboys could have won 2 of the 3 games Weeden started.
Giants Suck Eli Blows 22SnakePlissken5150 Sportswriters all pretty much agree with him, I’m definitely in the minority as a Cows fan who wants to give Weeden another shot.
“DeMarco took less than 10% of snaps out of shotgun last year”
“He’s taking 71% of them out of shotgun this year”
I was very happy with the way the OL played outside of his moments of boneheadedness
cloisterwater Peters looks like he’s returning to form
Bill_In_FL 22SnakePlissken5150 Giants Suck Eli Blows he led his team to 20 and 28 points in his first 2 starts. This is with a sputtering run game and the OL not looking right and his number 1 WR not playing, and nobody on the WR roster who can go up after contested balls, then losing the top receiving RB.
He didn’t give up 39 points (25 points in 2nd half) to Atlanta.
He didn’t ALMOST blow the game twice in the final 5 minutes vs the Saints only to blow it for real on the 1st Saints offensive play of overtime.
Dongtavious Steelwang Murray averaged around 7 YPC out of the shotgun the past two weeks. He averaged just under 3 YPC when Bradford was under center, though it was a small sample size because they don’t do it much.
I want to see them run the pistol more. I think it suits both styles.
Dongtavious Steelwang cloisterwater There were a couple runs in the 3rd quarter in particular where he just collapsed the entire right side of the Giants line…when he is on, there is no one better.
I’m curious what the explanation is for them not running it (I’m sure Chip has one). It does seem like the best of both worlds.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Silver lining: They played like dookie and still blew them out.
DJ NUGGZ JosephR2225 There did not seem to be a reason for Bradford to throw it 38 times this game.
One thing I’m glad about from Last night: The Eagles exposed the Giants as the big heap of Suck that they are
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Some of those linemen are probably still cowering in a corner and sobbing.
cloisterwater Not something I want to hang my hat on.
@ Sploozy
I read Paea didnt play because of a back issue…
choyboy0724 okay probably not 3 or 4 weeks then. They lose to the next NON NFC East team they play, how about that?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Why would he be active for the game then?
Fiversons No Spin Zone From the looks of last night he loves playing smear the queer, as long as he’s the queer.
choyboy0724 Oh, I thought we played them before then.
choyboy0724 He’s getting a bed full of guns ready for Eli.
The Cowboys have lost 3 straight games and are a 5 point dog to a horrible Giants team who just got blown out by 20 points to the Eagles. It looks like they may be 2-8 before they get another win. Discuss.
Blah blah something about the Eagles will lose their next two games
Do u hear this Choy? Justin is doubting y’all again…
The Cowboys are on a 3 game losing streak about to be 4. Even you can see this.
My starting QB, starting defense, starting kicker, and a WR that just scored 25 points are all on byes this week. What do I do?!
choyboy0724 We all know you don’t believe this or you would have taken the bet with LDD.
The best part of last night was the realization that none of the other 3 teams are going to take advantage of the Cowboys without Dez and Romo and will be regretting it by the end of December when they have no chance.
They were running out of bodies. He may have been active for emergency purposes.
Giants Suck Eli Blows choyboy0724 I think they win, even with the QB change. Giants look like utter shit right now, and until their OL proves otherwise, I’m guessing them to get gangraped again.
Are the Cowboys fans here mad at Jerry Jones for fucking up the team by putting almost 25% of the salary cap into shitty CB’s and WR’s which have been 2 of the weakest spots on the team this season? He could have used some of that money to sign a competent QB and gotten a WR that could at least keep them in games.
choyboy0724 U kept backing out of the bet with LDD as if you are some sort of pussy.
Giants Suck Eli Blows No, no we’re not. And it could be worse, we could be the Eagles and have ALL of our QBs be weak incompetent boobs.
You mean the team essentially tied for first and undefeated in the division?
Let’s not pretend we weren’t just as obnoxious before we took over first place
choyboy0724 2-3 3-3 one of these things is not like the other.
choyboy0724 Yeah when you say “essentially tied” you’ve lost the battle.
They’re not as good but more than capable of winning the next 4 games with Cassel
Ok Dopey. Let me explain something to you. The tie breakers don’t mean shit unless you are tied and right now you are not tied for 1st there for they mean dick all.
Did you figure that out all by yourself or did you need help?
I do find it funny that the Giants are favored so much right now over the Cowboys
Simply because I think last night’s game was more of an accurate representation of the Giants than the previous 5 games
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Shows how much the Cowboys suck
Eagles will be 3-4 and tied for second place by this time next week
Discuss
Why do you always bring up gay shit. [img]http://i.imgur.com/ODS4f43.jpg[/img]
Fiversons No Spin Zone Not a gimme game, but definitely one the Skins have to win. They’re better than the Bucs.
The Eagles are tied with the Giants for 1st place in the East while the Cowboys are about to have a strong hold on 3rd place in the division with a 2-4 record. Discuss.
Your reaction come sun night will be priceless..oh wait you won’t be here
choyboy0724 We’re going to shock everyone & beat the Panthers
Discuss
Same as last year…. A must win game, and they blew the doors off us…
Fiversons No Spin Zone With his Cowboys will be 2-8 before they get a win comment. Yes.
Romo is back after 4 more games, they’ve played 5 games so far….do the math
Choy and Shitrant claim that Mo Clai is a good CB yet this type of stuff keeps happening to him. Discuss
http://i.imgur.com/hHbYxQJ.gif
choyboy0724 Look at the numbers above Dopey. 2 +8= 10 not 9.
Fiversons No Spin Zone It looks like his feet were nailed to the ground.
To switch gears for a moment…
Not sure how in little ass Milwaukee that this can happen to a 6-11 stick figure…..
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/13928294/john-henson-milwaukee-bucks-alleges-was-victim-racial-profiling
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS IS AN NBA PLAYER????
HOW MANY 6’11 NIGGAS DO YOU HAVE STROLLING AROUND MILWAUKEE???
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK This place’s nickname is “Whitefolk Bay”
If I was him, I would tell the store owner to fuck off and not buy shit from him…
Fiversons No Spin Zone “Henson, the 14th overall pick out of North Carolina in 2012, signed a contract extension with the Bucks earlier this month. The extension is a four-year, $45 million deal that could reach $48 million with incentives.”
I think you want this guy shopping in your store….
Odom is talking and was actually able to take a few steps the other day… Talk about a recovery… Just a few days ago, the dr’s weren’t sure if he would survive…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Yea it went from “his organs are failing” to “he’s not waking up” to “organs not failing” to “hey he can start PT soon”
Exactly… He is stupid and as a consequence will lose business…
Fiversons No Spin Zone If I was him I would call Michael Jacksons skin doctor.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Fiversons No Spin Zone They’re already getting destroyed on Yelp FWIW
Fiversons No Spin Zone Chip seen trying to take a vial of his blood.
Or he slipped him some performance smoothie.
Did anyone notice this live last night? http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2580920-did-mike-ditka-rip-a-thunderous-fart-on-cris-carter-on-monday-night-countdown?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national
cloisterwater Shut your poopwaters mouth!
I had something else for this.
But I would rather discuss this than a certain fantasy football team…
Fiversons No Spin Zone It was about as if Ditka was sitting on his mic.
This seems insulting to a comedy troupe that still brings laughs to dozens of octogenarians every Sunday morning.
I would be willing to bet Chustin is much more of an expert on farts than fantasy football.
Stop stealing my shit and making a worse joke out of it.
It’s scientific facts that gays fart more… So that makes sense…
… to “The Sixers have acquired Lamar Odom and a second round pick”
cloisterwater The three stooges is watching Chancellor, Sherman, and Earl all get beat by Cam Newton.
You don’t seem to know when to use this over-used meme appropriately.
That was awesome how they all threw up their arms at each other.
cloisterwater lol right? Such a seamless return to the football field after missing all of preseason and a couple of the first games.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Fart more yet make less noise. It’s science.
The Record’s Art Stapleton reports Victor Cruz is no longer dealing with pain in his injured calf.
Cruz will have an MRI on Wednesday which could give him clearance to practice. If Cruz is cleared to practice this week, it is possible he returns to game action Week 8 against the Saints. We have been down this road too many times before with Cruz to say his return is imminent, but he does appear to be trending in the right direction.
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How bad to the Giants need this mofo back?
Also, first time I ever posted on BBV, wasn’t even a harsh troll, got lots of tears from giants fans
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Depends.. Can he play on the O-line?
Now that I think about it, Eli could pass for a reatarded looking illegitimate Coughlin love child… They favor eachother…
https://twitter.com/NFL https://twitter.com/NFL/status/656300341378465792https://twitter.com/NFL/status/656300341378465792
DeMarco Murray finds room.
Brings the STIFF ARM.
Finds the end zone. Touchdown.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/NYGvsPHI?src=hash https://t.co/vVr9gOJzUz
cloisterwater I’m so glad Maxwell got switched off.
cloisterwater 0 touches in the 2nd half for Beckham…….unbelievable
Kellys_Chipadelphia Line did well and he had really good vision on that run.
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK cloisterwater Shit seriously?
Only one NFC East team is below 19th. Anyone care to guess which one before looking? http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000561579/article/nfl-power-rankings-week-7-panthers-hit-top-five-cards-fall?campaign=tw-nf-sf14330371-sf14330371&campaign=tw-nf-sf14332469-sf14332469
I’m wondering why there isn’t only one NFC East team ABOVE 19th.
JosephR2225 I concur. I don’t know on what planet at this time the Cowboys are behind the Browns, Chargers AND Raiders
Do Redskins fans think it’s time to give RGIII one more chance? https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog/status/656493379820363776
Wow! Shout out to Kirk Cousins, recognized by https://twitter.com/PFF as the worst player in the entire https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash in Week 6! https://t.co/QMBSe91uwX
Dongtavious Steelwang Yep
1st Half: 7 rec, 61 yards, 1 TD
2nd Half. 0 rec.
Ouch, I hope this doesn’t turn out like schaub in Houston
It couldn’t hurt… But I can think of 26 million reasons why they won’t…
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK JosephR2225 I dunno, Raiders and Chargers I can see. Browns took the Broncos into OT. Cowboys have not done anything of significance recently.
Does rg3 mean more wins tho? DC’s OL needs to get right before you even think about bringing in rg3
How much worse could it be than Kirk? RG3’s thrown 400 more times with less INTs.
Dongtavious Steelwang The Cowboys DO Suck though. But that’s reason to rank them 33rd
They are also taking a risk by leaving Kirk in as his trade value is taking a hit. Before last game they could have gotten a late 1st for him. Well maybe not a last first but an early 2nd for sure.
“http://www.nfl.com/player/deandrehopkins/2540165/profile is a better overall wide receiver than http://www.nfl.com/player/odellbeckham/2543496/profile Jr. right now. That’s right. Said it on “NFL HQ” — only to draw a bunch of weird looks from my cohorts — and I’m saying it again here. What can’t Hopkins do? The third-year pro can run 9 routes, handle the possession stuff and routinely highpoint the ball in the red zone. In six games, Hopkins has put up 726 yards and five touchdowns. That translates to a 1,936-yard season with 13 touchdowns. Read that yardage total again.”
Not sure… He won’t turn the ball over twice every game, and it’s not like the offense has been rolling as of lately…
Ah, it’s been a while since we’ expectations heard about the Kirk cousins trade scale.
I would rather stay with Kirk or turn to RGIII… Colt offers nothing IMO…
Fiversons No Spin Zone I guess you know more about ur QBs than me. It’s just hard for me to imagine neither of the others can do better than being ranked last.
I still don’t understand Jay’s love of Colt 45
It really doesn’t matter who they start at this point… It’s arguing over who sucks the least…
I don’t either at this point… I did at the start of the season…
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK So can Hopkins. Against the Giants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS93mTTKSvM
Kempski has been freaking out claiming plagiarism by someone on 94.1. Anyone hear anything about that?
Sir Squatch Kellys_Chipadelphia He does sound quite salty about someone copy pasting his transcripts or something.
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/647148832623603712
Kempski visits local grade schools and rips up any stick figure found in the art class…
I think it was a quote from a Ravens player
I had 94.1 on for a sec and it was kempski going off on the guy, very confusing and pretty funny.
From milroy? Lol
@JimmyKempski @SportsRadioWIP as long as they don’t plagerize your award winning stick art Jimmy. That’s your breadnbutter anyways
6:15am – 25 Sep 15
Since he became famous, he has no need to associate with rift raft like ourselves.
Anybody remember a guy named Sports_IQ or gotay78 from ESPN? I recognize the names, but don’t really remember the guy or his fandom. Found him over at NJ.com. I think he’s probably a Giants fan. I told him we all were over here now.
1. Patriots
2. Cardinals
3. Eagles
4. Packers
5. Steelers
15. Cowboys
20. Giants
26. Washington
Corey Seidman @CoreySeidmanCSN
Sam Bradford has 4 INT in end zone this season. No other NFL QB has more than 1. https://twitter.com/PPDMichaelCram/status/656304903481069570 …
that has to be a typo. who the fuck would rank the Cowboys above the Redskins?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ It’s a numbers-based ranking
Basically, it means nothing
Get your panties out of that bunch
Real actively speaking, and as currently constituted, the NFL= the NFC East.
All teams suck and ain’t one deserving of being ranked higher than another.
Itsmebeenthereagain That’s what a team who’s not in 1st in the division would say.
Chip Kelly has built the Eagles defense into one of the best in the league in a very short time. We are 6 games into the season and the Eagles have the 2nd lowest points against of any NFC team that has played 6 games. The offense is the 4th highest in the NFC in scoring and not where we would like it to be but is getting better. Just a few short weeks ago people were counting us out yet we are now in 1st place in the East.
Dongtavious Steelwang Itsmebeenthereagain Doesn’t make it not true!
Giants Suck Eli Blows I truly thought the Giants would go on a winning streak. Eagles definitely played the better ball last night.
Kellys_Chipadelphia If he stopped drinking after last night, then no
He has a new name and will have a new avatar when he gets home tonight.
You don’t think the Eagles defense is good. Methinks that would make you the homer.
That’s true, but to be fair you can’t argue with the defensive production thus far. They were 7th in the NFL heading into last night, I’m sure they improved that rank.
You need to stop acting like our defense hasn’t come a long way since Chip took over.
I dunno Justin, Choy was freaking out last night more than any giant fan
cloisterwater
The defense, especially the DT’s, are great. The offense isn’t that great. It’s official now. Bradford is terrible. I seriously think Sanchez would have passed for two more TD’s last night.
There is no explanation. I just posted what has happened over the past 6 games. Granted it could change but at the moment thems the facts.
It was good to see curry get going last night.
He has no rebuttal as he knows it’s all true. He’s just a bit cranky this morning because he hasn’t had his tea.
You have the floor Justin. Explain why beasters post is homerific.
Vinny has 10.5 sacks since the beginning of 2014. 3.5 of them are vs the Giants.
You posted that bellow his post so yes you did
Chustin, would me letting you know the Cowboys defense ranks amongst the worst in points allowed at 26.2 per game at make me a Cowboy hater?
I warned Eli to get ready for the Cox. Mosley was supposed to relay the message for me.
Cowboys defense (pretty easily now)> Eagles defense.
kraken, Lawrence, Crawford, Mincey plus Gregory then Lee, McClain, Hotchens, beat 7 in division.
And don’t get me wrong, Yhornton, and those two DT, along with with Barwon and Philly’s other guys are good, real good, but they can’t get the pressure on the QB. But the Cowboys can.
Cowboys give up 26.2 per the Eagles give up 18.3 therefore. Eagles > Cowboys.
I’d rather people be surprised. If you really want to know, you can scroll down to early this morning.
He went for the low blow with the Choy comparison…. U must have pissed him off again…
What about me Justin? Where do I fall on the homer scale? I am generally optimistic about the Eagles, but can usually admit when I’m wrong. What does that make me?
Not at all. I feel Justy is a bit confused but will find his way eventually.
And who should I pick up to replace my QB, defense, and kicker who all have bye weeks.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Fiversons No Spin Zone That was a fun post but you need some new material on me. U give us new stuff every day.
The Eagles are 10th in the league in sacks. Dallas is tied for 18th.
http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?archive=false&conference=null&role=OPP&offensiveStatisticCategory=null&defensiveStatisticCategory=SACKS&season=2015&seasonType=REG&tabSeq=2&qualified=false&Submit=Go
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I actually gave Cassel some thought because of the Giants pass D. Don’t know if I can do it though.
Ugh, I don’t like the matchup. Thought about him as well. I’m also considering Hoyer and Landry Jones.
Kellys_Chipadelphia
I hate to admit it, but that piece of shit Hardy is going to help them. They had 5 against the Pats and with Gregory their edge rush is probably on a big upswing.
I have Bradford, but will most likely drop his ass finally.
I wonder if in one more game the Cowboys wil have more sacks?
And since the Cowboys average per game will undoubtedly increase, with their full complement of pass rushers, that they haven’t had on the field yet, will help?
NE split games last year with Miami and Buffalo, and beat the Jets in their 2 games by a total of 3 points.Miami, Buffalo, and the Jets, have all gained important, and in some cases dominate players so far in FA, and 2 of those teams have high draft picks, and lots of money still to spend.NE was as bad a team to “win” a Super Bowl as there has been since the giants did it, and they are about to/already have, lost key players from that team including Revis.Remember you heard it here first, cause when it happens, I will remind you all…often.
So you are projecting them to help, and stating that as a fact lol
It’s nice to get to see into the mind of a Fantasy Guru. I was always curious how you guys decided on players.
Do you really think it bothered me that you called me a homer or have I been calling you the guru for days, maybe even weeks? Think about it…
You did compare him to Choy, that’s pretty low
What is your expert fantasy analysis tell us about it?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Fiversons No Spin Zone What does your excellent statistical analysis tell you about total points for Carr?
Well not really projecting. Last time they played, by just adding Kraken (not even Gregory) they sacked one of the least sacked QBs in the league 5 times in a half.
So, seems more probable than not, by adding another excellent pass rusher to that (Gregory) and playing against QBs more prone to sacks (every other QB in the league) the total will jump.
And the eagles are averaging barely 2 sacks per game, playing against poor competition (Weeden, and skins QB) so it’s likely they’ve “peaked” and that’s with all healthy “starters”.
The Eagles just sacked Eli who coming into the game was one of the least sacked qbs in the league. And again you are still projecting.
You fail to mention they got 0 sacks in the other half of that game. Left that out for good measure I presume.
You are the one that posted it, and I asked u for your expert final pick….I must be missing something…
John brown just went off, maybe except a slide from him, but he’s still who I would probably roll with
choyboy0724 Why are you such a dick? Kid is just looking for adivce, that’s what the internet is for
Do I detect a little bit of man up and stop acting like a bitch in you today?
There is perfectly good advice on the fantasy websites from acrual fantasy experts.
So, how do you discuss anything that hasn’t happened yet without projecting? Unless you’re interested only in what has already happened?
Smh
Choy has been very testy since the Eagles beat down on the Giants last night.
I don’t think you understand the meaning of the word; beaster talked about what already happened, and I said just the facts. Which of course, was true.
Well first you don’t claim them as facts, second when the stats say otherwise maybe your “discussion” is flawed.
Itsmebeenthereagain Fact is the Cowboys had 0 sacks against the Pats in half that game so put that into your projections. BITCH!!
Itsmebeenthereagain Remember when you posted this? LOL
Where can I go to bet NE doesn’t win the Super Bowl next year laying 1-7 please.And after looking at this list, seeing all those for crap teams, I will be placing a very large wager on the Cowboys at 16-1 thank you.God I love football.
Squatch…let me get this straight, you freely give fantasy advice to Justin even though you are trying to beat him in the fantasy league?
He took last night’s game harder than most giant fans.
Your mother understand that 5 in one half of game, and 0 in second half means a total of 5.
I agree with a decent amount on what u say, just not this… Or probably the next thing u say…
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ He has been the best Dolphins WR lately and the Houston D has been giving up alot of points to WRs
Ok, then that would make sesnse…otherwise that would be insane
Do either of your dads understand that 5 in one half and 0 in another is a total of 5 not 10?
Yes, I surely do, and I’m happy to lay that number today.
Oh, and remember when you said:
“Bradford will be the MVP and throw for 5000 yards and 48 TDs?”
Justin…the idea is to manage your own team, not have other people manage it for you
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ It doesn’t bother us at all. It does however give us troll material.
Please don’t go full Phillis again; the world has had enough already.
Itsmebeenthereagain Are you still happy to take the Pats winning under 10.5 games and finishing 3rd or last in the East?
Lol so Choy doesn’t read up on who to start then, because that would mean someone else is managing his team.
I have to side with Choy on this… Justin is a fantasy whore…
Another classy Cowboys fan.
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Are you still happy to bet $20,000 that Bradford will be named MVP this year in the NFl and throw for 5,000 yards and have 48 TDS?
You are worse than a woman when it comes to fantasy football questions
Itsmebeenthereagain I will place that bet with you if you agree to place the bets you said were going to win for the same amount. Do we have a deal?
He is right… U need to chill out in th fantasy talk…
It means that your lack of fantasy football knowledge is equal to that of most females that play it
Itsmebeenthereagain Is this a yes or a no. A no would be admitting you have made some of the worst predictions on here and are one of the worst betters. Sure I made a couple bad ones but gave plenty of winners. You are other hand are at a 2-9 ratio. LOL
I’ll bet you are leading in all 4 leagues too. Just like the “good” bets Shitrant makes everywhere but here.
Justin…most fantasy sites have rankings of each position every week to help you better make a decision on your weekly lineup….consult them.
But that’s pretty much having someone else run your team, you clearly hate that
Fiversons No Spin Zone You just state truths while Justin tries to be hurtful. I feel bad that he does this to you.
I think Murray is now ahead of Shady tiny hands. Haven’t checked but they were on 16 yards separating them before this week
No need for personal attacks… Just be your own man…
Even if Justin were in our Fantasy league, I would give him adice. I don’t take fantasy football seriously, I’m more than happy to give bad advice to anyone who seeks it.
And Justin doesn’t make the final decision when talking about who to play on here?
No, but telling me to shut the fuck up is… And plus, it’s not Wednesday yet… Dave it for tmrw…
lol. Ok. I don’t really care anymore, really. What a boring ass bet we made lol
Giants Suck Eli Blows It’s FFB, there is no good advice, despite what people want to be paid it will tell you.
It hasn’t gone how either of us thought it would lol.
I didn’t spam the board with questions…. That’s the difference…
Did Choy man up and bet with Fuws last night or did he back out like a little bitch?
Sir Squatch Giants Suck Eli Blows I give the best advice but you have to ask me after the games are over.
He won’t bet against fans of the same team, yet says fuws isn’t a fan. #choylogic
Oh Eli, what have you done. http://i.imgur.com/KstEpN5.gif
He has the flu, which is a virus… They don’t work for viruses…
It’s not about curing it, it’s about masking the symptoms until the virus goes away.
I are saying u take antibiotics when u have a virus?
Fiversons No Spin Zone You should invite him over to your house and cook him chicken noodle soup. Thats what a real internet friend would do.
Just in case anyone here isn’t aware or has forgotten. Everything is back to normal in the East.
http://i.imgur.com/dYHKbcj.png
He won’t come, he will tell me to go fuck myself instead…
Sam Bradford Sux 148 [img]http://i.imgur.com/xWEsBu2.jpg[/img]
Listening to philly sports talk radio, you’d think the Eagles lost last night.
I had a super hot coworker once tell me that chicken soup and a blowjob is the ONLY cure for a cold. She provided that remedy to her boyfriend any time he was sick. From the looks of her, I would have been chronic!
That’s what happens when you’re QB is trying to give the game away.
Sam Bradford Sux 148 Negative, Ghostrider. I worked with her at two different companies. She was a good worker!
cloisterwater
I don’t know. Not a long term solution but Bradford is just awful. Spagnuolo was talking about how good Bradford was before the game. He must have been laughing under his breath. I think if Sanchez played last night, you guys would have won 41-7.
Winter beard time, bro.
I wouldn’t expect a Cali guy to understand.
I’m nothing like Choy. He would never post the standings when the Cowboys are in 3rd place.
Chip: We scouted the Panthers all day yesterday before the Giants game in preparation for Sunday night’s game.
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I knew their was a reason the Giants up that field the first drive. Kelly brought the Panthers game plan to the game instead
They are popular, there’s even a club.
http://phillybeardclub.com
Not inside the stadium. See if you can find a photo of the guys selling knockoff tickets and fake merchandise in the stadium parking lot. You’ll see them.
Wintertime beards are nice, as long as hey aren’t too long and look like shit…
cloisterwater
I’m not overrating him. Right now he’s a better option than Bradford. The Giants had no pass rush last night and were down a starting corner and that guy still tried to keep them in the game.
Ive thought about wearing a shirt that says “I have tickets and I’m not selling any”
It think it’s just a price factor, tickets aren’t cheap.
Listen to local sports radio, you’ll hear plenty of black Eagle fans.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Yet the Eagles on a short week are only a 2.5 dog while the Cowboys who will have had 13 days off are a 5 point dog to the Giants who on a short week.
This Seahawks team is a shadow of those teams.
https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL
There is no tandem more dominant in the NFL than https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eagles?src=hash Bennie Logan & Fletcher Cox. None. Week in, week out.. Guys are as good as it gets
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ It means the Panthers aren’t that good or the Eagles are better than they appear.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ So you understood what the above means and were trolling me.
The panthers are undefeated but look at who they beat, the only real team is the Seahawks and they are falling apart right now. #thecarywilliamseffect
But Bennie isn’t a top 3 NT in the league….
https://twitter.com/PFF https://twitter.com/PFF/status/656523825819942913https://twitter.com/PFF/status/656523825819942913
DAL OL has allowed just 33 total pressures. Best Pass Blocking Efficiency in NFL. 2nd best? Oakland https://twitter.com/RAIDERS (36)
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TRUTHS!
We all know you are trolling because we all know you love Cox.
Were the Eagles playing a traditional 4-3 for big chunks of the game? If so, kudos to Billy Davis mixing things up. I get on him for some of his defensive calls (especially regarding the secondary), but I gotta give credit when it’s due.
I think they were in the nickel. The Giants use a lot of 3 wr sets.
I suppose… if 1-techs who can’t stop the run and 3-techs who don’t make tackles or get sacks is your thing.
isn’t a lot of this a function of the Weeden patented 2 step drop for a 3 yard pass?
Football Outsiders ranked Dallas OL 20th in Pass blocking before this weekend
HailBandG Exactly. We saw what happened to the Dallas QB that took 5 & 7 step drops.
Cassell is a good test, as he is kinda famous for liking to take hits to the chest
Sorry, I misspoke. I just meant rushing the traditional 4 down linemen, with Barwin having his hand on the ground.
Weech Romo’s ability to pick up defenses and alter the assignments is part of the OL issues this season but they aren’t playing that well as a unit. They better fix it before the Eagles. Their DL looked good last night.
Not much else you can do when Jenkins is playing the slot. You need a deep safety in there.
Ah, yes. We were getting a good pass rush with just 4.
I thought Rutgers had a chance tonight but Ohio State just announced that JT Barrett will start. No chance now…
I’m ok with Rowe playing sparingly right now, let him learn.
How was it dirty? He only got credited with a half sack according to ESPN.
HailBandG if that, spread is OS -21, I would think about taking OS. I will say that Rutgers had a chance to beat Michigan State with second left in the 4th quarter – their QB spiked the ball to stop the clock on the 10 yard line on 4th down to end the game…..duh-oh!
Manning jobbed him of another sack with one of his underhanded intentional groundings.
Maragos is nothing but a warm body playing deep.. at least Rowe has ball skills…
I would rather let Rowe focus on learning one position. Maragos does what they ask him to do back there. Frankly he’s better than Nate Allen was last year.
One job to do: don’t let anybody behind you.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ cloisterwater It’s kind of special to see you are thinking of Cloister at all time of the day.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I think they will technically start Randle. McFadden is being moved to the Dunbar role and Micheal / Randle will split the carries. Garrett likes competiton and will make them work for the job in the game.
I think Rowe is their McCourty and ends up at safety anyway… I’d just like to see him on the field over Maragos, esp. if “stay deep” is the only requirement.. I like the best players on the field
He’s an alien and Michael Collins is the other guy from the Apollo 11 mission, whom nobody was really paying attention to while Neil and Buzz were walking on the moon. Coincidence?
Michael has been with the 1’s all week.. I think he gets a chance to take it from Randle this week
cloisterwater You fucking beat me to that by a split second.
Archer claims its Randle but essentially on a short leash or for some gamesmanship with the Giants to alter the plan…I think they get equal carries in first half and the effective one gets the nod as a starter.
I hope he wins the appeal of his fine
Fuck Cancer
Fuck Goodell
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13926387/cam-heyward-pittsburgh-steelers-says-eye-black-meant-honor-all-cancer-victims
The Cowboys are in deep trouble if Michael can’t do better than Randle and committee have so far this season.
even I got that southpark reference and I don’t really watch the show
Now I understand how Choy feels about you. You need to stop taking both sides of the argument. You have claimed the Cowboys are going to lose a lot of games until Romo gets back and now you claim they aren’t in trouble.
Giants Suck Eli Blows Depends. The total run game is off not just Randle. Obviously with Weeden at the helm they are moving the ball enough to get attempts. Randle is only getting 3 YPC so he (and the OL) have to do better but he’s on pace for 950 yards. I had him as a 1000 yard rusher. I think the rest of the rush game has to improve too.
Could be that Michael + Randle will be a better combo than McF.
We will see – the team needs to execute better (or so Chippy tells me).
I haven’t decided yet. The options are pretty bleak. Maybe Miami, but then I wouldn’t want to start Hoyer. I have to figure that all out before I leave today.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Its a reasonable issue that without a deep threat they get more guys in the box, etc. But Randle is only getting 3 YPC – he should be doing better. Suspect they will be trying some new tactics after the bye but no idea if the result will be enough…
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Supposely the guy is smoking hot so he may be out stocking up on tissues.
You just pointed out that Randle is getting 3 YPC and you we all know Dunbar was the main RB thrown to before he got hurt yet you somehow think Michael doesn’t have to do better if they use both him and Randle. That means 3 YPC is ok with you. LOL
Yes, but they’re not any good. Miami had 6 sacks and a TD last week. I don’t expect them to duplicate that, but who knows
Giants Suck Eli Blows ??? I STATE CLEARLY that “Randle” is ONLY getting 3 YPC so he (and the OL) have to do better.
He is roughly in line with where I had him as a first year started. 3 YPC isn’t ok with me or I wouldn’t clearly state he has to do better….
lddsfuws Maybe, Archers article this morning had Randle as the ‘starter’. Purposeful quotes in that its a coin flip as to who takes the first handoff but the more effective in the game will be the starter, etc.
cloisterwater Do you mean the lock SB bet SB winning Chiefs.
Justin, these guys are usually pretty money on streaming weekly D/ST for Fantasy. De nada, amigo. De nada.
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It doesn’t matter who the Cowboys start at RB they will be great behind that O-line.
– Choy
Yalls RB situation is akin to our QB’s… It doesn’t matter who plays, they are going to suck…
Fiversons No Spin Zone It’s going to be fun watching the Giants beat the Cowboys this week.
Looks like Biden is in the race….at a panel today he essentially called out HC on her claim to have been the key adviser that got Obama to go forward with the bin Laden raid. Shockers – he claims it was actually him…..
Biden said specifically that he is arm and arm with Obama on policy across the board. I don’t see this as good news for HC. Watch for the Justice Department or CIA to upgrade the investigation into HC significantly in the next week or two and leak some HC shit. This will be nicely timed with Biden’s announcement as Obama’s hand picked guy…
Reactions in the photo are probably he same today as they were back then….
It’s better if they do… I still think th BNA are a decent team that cold make a run… Cowboys aren’t doing shit as long as too is out…
Giants Suck Eli Blows No doubt the O-line has to play better. In theory there are a lot of contributors to the bad rush game not just the O-line….no deep threat puts a lot of guys in the box to prevent break off runs, etc.
Without better numbers on first down rushes they attempts are way down.
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Frenchy how you like the new Canadian Pres?
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1. It’s Prime Minister. Because this stupid country takes after those stupid Brits
2. I don’t get why Canadians are happy about it. Harper (the previous guy) wasn’t bad. He wasn’t good either. I don’t think Trudeau (the new guy) is going to be any better. And odds are that he’ll be worse. He wants to improve things for the middle class. But it is going to come at a cost (higher taxes, health care cuts are likely targets). And the guy has a majority government, which means can improve OR go to shit really quick.
People just wanted Harper gone which is understandable. But when there is no discernible difference, why bother?
I think Trudeau’s stance on legalizing weed was a motivator for voters
Either that or he thinks the Eagles are the best team in the league.
Division game on the road… Trey played like shit, but I don’t think by are a shitty team…
I’m pretty sure Cowboys fans now understand that OL is average at best.
Not to mention they were playing against arguably the best defense in the league.
Where do you guys rank the Eagles Defense with 6 weeks in the books? Top 5?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ The only way he doesn’t is cuz of stupid ballot stuffing fans voting for hacks like Ngata (who hasn’t done shit & hasn’t played in a month)
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK I see Canada has fully matriculated into the American political system. All of our guys are talking like there is money to do anything…..
Obama ran up debt (plus the debt he inherited) on an adjustable rate mortgage. With rates nearly zero the interest on the debt is almost management (yet we still run a $440B annual deficit -25% of Canada GDP).
Next prez gets rates that will return to a more normal 5%….adding roughly $900B in interest payments to an existing $440B annual deficit.
Yeah! I am President of Ghana.
All that is important is that everyone agrees Logan is a top 3 NT…
cloisterwater Choy need not comeback. Justin has fully evolved into Chuystin.
Don’t care if he wins that popularity contest. This year will be Cox’s first pro bowl and he’s been a monster for a couple of years now.
lddsfuws
Well, they can hardly do worse than last week. 1st half 8 possessions, 7 3 & outs, 1 FG
He’s come out of the closet. We all had a feeling he would.
cloisterwater Yes, yes everything is an excuse. I get it. Too bad its the fact. Without a deep threat the rush is much more difficult to get going.
Case in point: Correlation between the Cooper deep TDs and improved running game of the Eagles?
Giants Suck Eli Blows D-line might be in the Top 5 or so, that has made everything else seem better. Top 10 for total defense is probably reasonable.
Obie Juan and Only Harper did manage to balance the budget & reduce the deficit. Trudeau is going to blow that fucker up & hope that the (as he famously quoted) “the budget will balance itself”
Sigh
Next PM after Trudeau is going inherit a massive financial hole where we may very well owe Burma money
Obie Juan and Only Giants Suck Eli Blows And all of this while playing without our top 2 LBs. I’m not crying about injuries or blaming them like Cowboys fans but it’s nice to know.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ So you would rather a team that gives up more points and less yards? Even you aren’t that dumb. Are you?
It’s just a terrible way to judge a defense by itself. Don’t get sensitive.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Bend don’t break has always been the way to look at defense. Yards aren’t near as important as points. Give up yards not points son.
You’d agree that the Eagles have the best offense in the division right?
But they have the most yards per game out of the 4 teams.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You may want to rethink what you said about the ATL game. Rewatch the 2nd half.
It’s 2015, Justin. There are new and exciting stats available. Break free from the yardage chains. Do not nail me to this cross of yardage.
I’m not getting sucked down the chustin hole any further.
Considering how many snaps the Eagles D has been on the field, they’re doing EXTREMELY WELL
If they were on the field at the league average clip, they would be a top 3 unit.
Seriously
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Pretty much. Offense has been doing them no favors going 3 and out to start every game.
Hasn’t been updated for Week 6 yet, but I expect the Eagles to be 5th in total defense, behind Denver, Jets, Panthers and Cardinals.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ we don’t need DVOA. The Eagles are clearly one of the top 5 defenses in the league.
cloisterwater Chustin would love nothing else than to suck you into his hole
There is no need to stir, u are arguing with cloister and Beaster… It’s on auto stir…
The paramount stat should be points per game because that matters the most. Then you could consider turnovers, sacks, etc. Then yards per play. That’s the Cloister metric.
It’s DVOA. Wake up sheeple! The work has already been done for you!
Yalls Denise has to be the worst points allowed in the division..
I still haven’t taken the time to try to understand it. I still prefer the balls test. I don’t really care for ranking players/units anyway. They’re either Redskins bad, really bad, bad, pretty good, good, really good, great, or Aaron Rodgers.
Chustin, did you know the Eagles D has been on the field between 4 and 8 minutes longer than any D in the league? If so you do feel that should be taken into account when figuring out yards and points against?
Cowboys defense has to be the worst defense points per game… The best stat to rank defenses…
It’s an efficiency metric. It basically measures the effect a play has on a team’s win probability and judges accordingly.
You could use points per game if you want, but in Week 4 the Eagles gave up a late TD to the Redskins. in Week 5 they gave up a late TD to the Saints. Do you think those two TDs reveal the same information about the quality of a defense? Because points per game weighs them the same.
Eagles have played one more game than the Cowboys and have allowed 21 less points.
Eagles are 6th in the league in defense in PPG. Surprisingly, Pittsburgh is 5th.
It’s just a term for the shittiest of the shitty. I wasn’t applying it to anything specific here.
JosephR2225 They should play him more to upgrade that draft pick.
C’mon Pittsburgh.
Fiversons No Spin Zone If you were to do the figures in time on the field the Cowboys would be one of if not the worst D in the league
Fiversons No Spin Zone What does matter is that cowboys sux
lddsfuws “Fuck your dad, but if it’s your daughter, we don’t want to look like assholes”
-Same league that gave Ray Rice a pass until they couldn’t
I don’t see the big deal… Just pay the fine already…
It’s the rules… Just wear the hung, honor your dad, pay the fine and go about your way…
Dongtavious Steelwang and in your one game against us you scored 10pts and allowed 20
Fiversons No Spin Zone I dunno, this is the same problem that’s at the core of the NFL, which is consistency. Nobody seems to know what a catch is or what’s legal and what’s not.
I don’t know why but I thought of Weech when I saw this picture.
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They will only talk to u if u talk to us… Those are the rules…
It’s a stupid rule, but I understand it… But it’s much ado about nothing… The fine is .001% of his salary… If it is hat important to him, just pay the fucking fine already and stop complaining…
U don’t know the did remove between that and a tattoo??!
It looks like Russell Wilson is dating a regular sized girl.
The NFL bans this because they have to to avoid players using these areas to promote businesses/products without paying the NFL. If they allow players to write whatever they want on there eye patches it will become a commercial mess.
Whatever… It’s like complaining when the cop pulls u over for going 15 over and not the guy going 17 over… You are still speeding…
Fiversons No Spin Zone I understand the rule, but I also think its stupid that the NFL keeps moving the target on what’s legal and what’s not.
Looks like that’s what Russell Wilson also considers 2nd base.
If thats the case he should obey the NFL rules and man up and get the tattoo.
He violated the rules of the NFL… What are u talking about?
Is Russell Wilson just Tim Tebow who can play football?
What is he talking about? A bunch a lawyer bullshit talk…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Chustin doesn’t understand Tatoos are permanent or that you can take off the eye strips. Not sure which but one of them.
EAGLES D
Total YPG: 354.8 (15th)
Pass YPG: 260.7 (18th)
Run YPG: 94.2 (8th)
PPG: 18.3 (6th)
For a team on the field as much as they are, these numbers are really good.
Best D in division? Fuck Yeah
Cowboys Sux
cloisterwater “Jerk it and SPLOOSH! Jerk it and SPLOOSH!”
At least tebow didn’t claim the water he sponsors healed him from a concussion…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Brady pulled the same bullshit too.
I would venture to say the eagles give up close to 10.1 yards per minute.
They also lead the league in fumble recoveries, while forcing the second most fumbles, and are tied for 3rd in INTs. Second in total turnovers.
cloisterwater Its great that we are 2nd in takeaways
It sucks we are 2nd last in giveaways
PROTECT THE DAMN BALL SAM
Frenchie – PROTECT THE DAMN BALL SAM!!!! What’s sad is we were one of the worst in giveaways last season as well.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Stop acting like a dope. U can wear black. You just can’t write on it.
To be honest though, I always wondered why breast cancer get’s an entire month while so many other cancers get mainly glossed over.
Rules change. This is 2015 not 2014. Keep up with the rules.
cloisterwater It’s fairly obvious. NFL markets toward the unclaimed demo of women.
Because they want to appeal to woman act like they care…
cloisterwater it’s all about the Benjamins baby. The NFL felt the need to get women into their game. Nothing more nothing less.
Don’t worry CMN. Maybe they’ll make November “Slow Typer Awareness” month.
cloisterwater Because Susan G Komen is a greedy bitch?
“If we deliver to you, then what? Eighty-fifth Street, Wall Street, Mexico, Eighty-fourth Street?”
Personally, I don’t see why people think donning anything does shit for cancer… Yea let me run a 5 K n all pink, that will surely show cancer who is boss!!!
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’m going to sell the pictures for $5 and donate it to BC Research. Checkmate, Fivers.
Eagles are worst team in the division with the exception of the giants and the skins.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Did you know there is a place called New Mexico. WHo would have known
Who isn’t aware of cancer? It’s like AIDS awareness day… It’s 2015 ameirica, who the fuck doensr know about AIDS?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I would imagine you were alone with a man last time.
It’s beacuse u for get laid or share needles… U shouldnt have to…
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ ISIS probably renamed a city “Death To America”
You’re not a welcher and a good sport even if you are a dirty Giants fan.
No… but they eat Freedom Fries in that country that Germany invaded.
He’s asking on behalf of the Giants OLine. They might as well be able to block somebody.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ It’s called the clitoris and you should have payed attention in Sex ED.
The head coach said receivers sometimes ran the wrong routes and there were other miscommunications, but that he needs to do a better job of preparing his quarterback for games.
“Obviously a lot of situations we do in the training — like everybody — are controlled situations and when it comes to the game it’s uncontrolled situations,” he said. “So we need to simulate it as best we can, but you also can’t go live, full-go and have a rush come after him and try to hit him in practice just because you’re not going to lose your quarterback in practice. That’s the one difficulty with any coach when you’re trying to simulate things in a practice situation that are applicable to the games.”
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Without looking it up, would you be able to guess whether this is Chip talking about Bradford or Jay talking about Cousins?
Like anybody is going to bother writing down what Ben McAdoo has to say.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’m going with C) Garrett about Romo
I wrote Bob at first, then I said to myself that can’t be right.
Sir Squatch Do you have one for Safari so I can clock Justin.
I was joking. You would never block me. I make this place go.
JosephR2225 Jay talking about Cousins
Chip wouldn’t hesitate to say Sam needs to play better
While JayGru is stubbornly protecting his Kirk by any means necessary
I don’t want to block anybody… But if I did, I don’t think my flip phone would be able to do it…
Nope. It’s Chip.
But you see the point. Chip SHOULD be calling out Bradford for crappy play.
Fiversons No Spin Zone My father in law has a flip phone. Cracks me up.
I just switched like a year or 2 ago after my wife made me…
Fiversons No Spin Zone If this were a couple years ago you could have been my father in law.
Mosley doesn’t love penis, he hearts penis. There’s a difference.
cloisterwater What’s the difference. Never mind I will ask somebody that will know. Hey Justin whats the difference?
Trade them all plus Aaron Rodgers and Devonta Freeman for Dez Bryant.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Falcons is a good pick as well
Yes they are on the road, but no Mariota
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I’m taking Zona cuz they’re the MNF game
And Baltimore is playing like shit. Their D can’t stop a runny nose
I wonder what their long-term plan is. I think they’re going to replace Jay after the season and try to bring in somebody who can rescue Bob.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ No
But I think everyone in my pool is going to try & get cute and pick a different team like NE.
There’s 4 of us left. One can’t pick Zona or NE. Me & another can’t pick NE. The two guys can pick Zona as well
But there are a few tempting matchups on the docket. None I’d touch other than ATL-TEN
Nah… Both along with private Kirk better have their bags packed… Assholes…
Fiversons No Spin Zone You’ll have to be more specific about what assholes are on the team
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang Better than talking about fantasy teams or pickems
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I’m mostly super fucking bitter about my own teams, so hearing about fantasy makes me want to snap something in two.
Chutsin, I’m having trouble picking up a Power forward for my fantasy WNBA team. Do you have any advice?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Not really, just thought it would be interesting for Skins fans, not particularly for myself.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang Mostly meaning the “Go Fuck Yourself” part to every other team in my league who scores their best the week they play me.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Change it to Chustins Warriors and you will have success.
Fiversons No Spin Zone That’s not a nice thing to call Kirk.
I did have him for one week when Ben went out… I quickly realized my mistake…
DallasCowboysSux I hear the key is looking at nose hair. The more nose hair a girl has the better power forward she is.
Fiversons No Spin Zone We were all deceived by the false prophets of Burgundy and Gold.
Maybe. Maybe they have a deal in place with Bob and his agent to rest this year and recover while working on his game and will bring in Art Briles next year.
Then again, maybe my high school girlfriend who is now a smoking hot commercial actress is still pining for me. Most likely not on either counts.
splooz Snyder still loves Bob. I wouldn’t be surprised if Snyder told Gruden that if he started Kirk in place of Bob, he’d better win big or he would be gone.
splooz It would explain why he is sticking with Captain Turnover even when he is self-destructing.
Beasting Again DallasCowboysSux *taint hair. See Hope Solo for reference.
I don’t know about Art Briles, but they’re keeping him around but keeping him on ice, and I just can’t figure out any other end game that makes sense. They have to have something more in mind for him in 2016 than either cutting him or keeping him as Kirk Cousins unhappy backup.
And hurtful. Justin is now in the same league with Choy and Beenthere. What is it with these Cowboys fans.
Monz Venus U made me think of that unthinkable purple waffle that will be embedded in my mind until death.
The most likely end game (IMO) is cutting him and being free of the $16m but I do like the idea of keeping him on ice, getting a coach that likes his game, and then reworking his deal at a reasonable rate to extend him.
Jay is the worst.
Didn’t Julio Jones have the same injury last year and caution Dez publicly about rushing back as he thinks that’s what ended his season early?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ splooz Doesn’t make it any less true, dawg.
splooz RG3 is ruined. I don’t see him thriving in DC or anywhere else.
I still think we should have burned him out trying to see if he could become the promised one instead of how they played it this year. Jay benched him for looking bad before getting hurt. Kirk looks bad and gets praised. It’s so maddening.
How would I know these things? I’m simply pointing out that a similarly sized player with a similar injury cautioned Dez to not do what he did (rush back) and it appears that advice is being ignored.
You’ve clearly never seen either True Grit. Probably too busy watching the Pitch Perfects.
Initial reports said 8+. Then, they changed to 10-12. Now 4-6. Sure.
Have the best doctors available…
Julio healed just as fast then injured it again. Good luck.
The injury carries an expected time frame that Dallas has no input into Justin. Whether Dallas confirms it or not, the injury traditionally takes longer than “4-6” to recover from. The data isn’t beholden to Dallas.
So then 6 weeks is on the early end but again…Dallas isn’t the keeper of the medical secrets. Injuries and their recovery time is known data. The recovery time of the injury has nothing to do with Dallas medical experts. It is what it is.
Badboy Bob who cares about that
WTF DICKEY????? 5 RUNS???? IN LESS THAN 35 PITCHES????
GOD DAMMIT
Frenchie, are you still here? I have something that might cheer you up.
Beasting Again But what is it?
(hopes for a FFB QB better than Peyton)
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Jim Zorn: “That coach didn’t call that play thinking about the ridicule he might get if it didn’t work” https://t.co/cEsATwo50e
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VIDEO: Homeless guy gets his New York Giants hat snatched by an Eagles fan in Philly. https://twitter.com/hashtag/sigh?src=hash https://t.co/39Bl51AzP6 https://t.co/8kADFnqB0S
I understand it. Whenever I brought that up with Bob I was told that it wasn’t the case by the medical experts here. Julio just went through this and cautioned against his early end return. That’s all.
Frenchie – PROTECT THE DAMN BALL SAM!!!! Beasting Again The Blue Jays have come back from big deficits this season so 5 -0 doesn’t mean it’s over. This is also the anniversary of the 15-14 game the Jays beat the Phils. so you have that going for you as well.
The Zornado knows of ridicule. May him and Jay rot in the same hell.
lddsfuws Isn’t Dallas on a 5 game streak against them?
Badboy Bob Zero movement on his pitches
Looked like batting practice
Badboy Bob That’s what I hate about knuckleball pitchers
They’re either on & really hard to hit or they’re off & serving up softballs
There’s no middle ground
They could of only played 8 games at the most in 3 years
lddsfuws
At least the Dallas games are close. The Philly games are like rape.
lddsfuws With Revis’ money, you’d think the guy could afford a couple MK-Ultra bitches.
Frenchie – PROTECT THE DAMN BALL SAM!!!! I was asking Justin. No offense to you but I enjoy this place so much more when Justin and Fiversons are here. They are a laugh a minute.
honeybadger23 You think the Skins try to get Rivers if/when the Chargers make the move to LA?
Weech Weed may get legalized up here
The new PM is for it. Actually used it as one of his promises
Frenchie – PROTECT THE DAMN BALL SAM!!!! Better luck next season
Badboy Bob Ever been to Canadian Ballet? Their lap dances ARE borderline prostitution….
Lots of people crawled out of their parents basement to watch it
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski
Eagles D is tied for 2nd in yards per rush attempt allowed. 6th in yards per pass attempt allowed.
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If Maxwell plays like an average CB this defense is top 5 in the league.
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Jennings averaged 4.8 per carry then the Giants decided to stop him from running.
https://twitter.com/DerekBodnerNBA
20.5% of drives against the https://twitter.com/hashtag/eagles?src=hash defense ends in a turnover, the 2nd highest percentage in the league.
Yeah that was annoying. They were double teaming Logan against the run a lot. New wrinkle Eagles will have to game plan for.
https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eagles?src=hash defense leads NFL with 24 forced 3 & outs… But because theyve faced the most drives, the percentage of 3 & outs puts them 4th
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond…
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Some teams in teh Beast seem to have other teams #
Philly has the GIants
Washington has Philly’s
cloisterwater
I’m sure it was. He fumbled on a beautiful screen setup. He had plenty of time to see his tacklers coming and secure it. Andre Williams is just awful though. I’d have kept feeding Jennings.
I agree with you, but Coughlin is old school so he might have been “punishing” him for lack of a better word.
Weech We’re trying to win cutest couple this year. Beaster and Justin keep winning it.
Good news: The huge asteroid (a potential life ender) that will fly by Earth in 2029 will not hit the planet.
Bad news: If, on it’s fly by, the asteroid hits a now predetermined ‘window’ along its path (and they can’t predict if it will or it won’t), it WILL strike earth on its return journey in 2036. Fortunately that ‘window’ is very, very small so the likelihood that it takes that path is very, very, very small.
As long as the Eagles win a Super Bowl by then either result will be ok
Unfortunately that’s probably why God sent it. The Eagles were destined to win their first SB in February 2037.
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He needs a hole to get going, but forget him trying to find one. I didn’t want him at BC at all but he must have had a ton of blocking there. Hard to believe he had the 5th most rushing yards in NCAA history his senior year.
Not to sound like a troll, but that Giants team just lacks talent all around. The system seems to work, but they need depth at that WR spot to get those 3rd downs they all drop.
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They didn’t have the talent on the field last night. They were missing Cruz, Ayers, JPP, Kennard, Beatty, Prince and ODB and Randle have hamstring issues.
“We had to get up there and challenge the receivers,” Carroll said. “[Manning] was getting the ball out quick because a lot of teams were just playing zone and sitting back and letting those guys work in space. We knew coming in that we would have to press those guys at the line, challenge them, take the timing off their routes, and let Eli hold the ball a little bit.”
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I can;t believe they are actually doing this. Took them long enough
It will be the largest object ever seen by humans in the sky (I think Europe will be the good spot) as it passes by.
No, I just remember Neil DeGrasse-Tyson talking about it years ago. It depends how close it is to Earth as it passes by as to whether or not it strikes the planet as it slingshots back around(probably in the Pacific ocean nearish to the western US coast). Either way, on its first fly by, it will appear enormous in the sky. It is roughly the size of the Rose Bowl. If it hit (and was in the part of the ocean where they think would be the most likely) -then pretty much America west of the Rockies would have to be evacuated. But I am remembering all this from a talk he gave several years ago.
Tremors on AMC. I always root for the worms to eat Kevin Bacon. I always end up disappointed.
Listening to Blandino try to explain the Lions-Bears INT that was ruled a TD….i’m thoroughly convinced he’s beyond stupid. And that the catch rules need to be thrown out
Blasphemous my friend… How could we play the game six degrees of Kevin bacon if he died in termors?
We’d have to name it 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon’s innards spread all over Reba McIntyre and Fred Ward
Frenchie…Blue Jays had a great season but KC is too tough and experienced.
Is that the one in Mexico? The third is the one back in Perfection? The 4th is the old west?
I’ve been flipping to the Cubbies vs Mets but I do believe Fred Ward is in Mexico with a new sidekick.
Good for him… I hope he becomes a mainstay in the league…
Blandino has never been right about anything, ever. It’s uncanny. You’d think he’d have hit one by now, just the law of large numbers.
TMZ reporting Marshawn Lynch and Fred Jackson in a wreck while drag racing. Cliff Avril claiming TMZ’s pants are on fire.
Mets just got dicked hard by the Wrigley Ivy rule. The ivy looks great but that’s total bullshit.
He was on the Eagles last year playing DE and didn’t make the roster
Their bullpen is nasty
And I love their offensive approach
It’s not over. But its as bleak as it gets
Every time I see that damn Adidas New Speed Mixtape commercial, all I think of is if that nigga has studied for his SATs…..
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2015/10/21/wake-up-call-key-stats-on-eagles-d/
Some nice stats on the Eagles defense, most of which we covered yesterday which can only mean that one of us is Tim McManus. I’m looking at you Joe.
This one we did not cover, which I was curious to know:
* The Eagles rank fourth in yards per play allowed (5.0).
If I were anyone I would be Sheil, minus the backstabbing ESPN relocation.
Trader.
cloisterwater
Speaking of ‘stats’, I read the PFF ‘grading system’ (the one that this weak declared that Kirk Cousins was the absolute worst NFL player on t he field last week).
ROFL, it’s a complete joke as far as I can see. Entirely subjective (through 4 different levels of subjectivity) and some fancy statistical manipulations to make it seem less like a complete guess (which is what it is at its core).
That’s all true, but as you can see with their ranking of Kirk Cousins, even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
JosephR2225
I find it hard to believe that Cousins was the ‘worst’ performer across ALL players at any position.
https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog/status/656667975554994177https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog/status/656667975554994177
Accuracy chart in https://twitter.com/Cianaf’s B/R article shows how rarely and how poorly Cuz throws downfield: https://t.co/oQxFFPyvTi
#InJayWeTrust That Crowder is a better QB than Cousins? And Bert?
penguinfarmer Because he went back to pass, saw no one was open, and threw it out bounds instead of to the other team
Still. Top 2 performing NFCE QBs this past week. Silver LInings.
It really is a joke, especially when it comes to OL and DB as there is no way these guys, whom have never played a down of pro ball would have any idea what those players assignments are on any given play.
Monz Venus JosephR2225 It was made before the MNF game. Semantics….
I’ll be honest, I miss that guy. Him and Tim were the best duo.
cloisterwater
And they use the film from the broadcast to ‘evaluate’ the players, not all-22 tape.
Often the first DB to show up on screen is assigned ‘blame’ for a completed pass, but equally as often he had to break off his coverage on another WR to make up for the fucked up play of the DB/safety who had the coverage and blew it.
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Sir Squatch
Bill, it’s good news for them right up until California turns into mud and then they complain about too much rain.