NFC East Prediction Results – Week 8

https://spikedkoolaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/usp_nfl__seattle_seahawks_at_dallas_cowboys_77219502.jpg 1000 700 Sir Squatch Sir Squatch https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/8454d5f4bbfc0cd782eeb865afa46fe7?s=96&d=mm&r=pg November 2, 2015 November 2, 2015

Username	Prediction
lddsfuws	Dallas wins 13-10. Take over second place.
Fiversons	Whatever Choy predicts, will be wrong… Again…
cloisterwerder	Fuck you Josh Huff
Frenchie	Saints 34, Giants 6 (cuz Giants SUX) Seahawks 20, Cowboys 17 (Dez will drop it, then complain about his sore foot) Skins 8, Bye Week 8 Eagles WRs learn the value of Stickum
Partially.Matt.Mosley	I steal the hot sauce bottles from Chipotle.
Lupo	Dallas loses to Seattle by double digits…. NFC East winner goes 9-7
Teidden	JPP will have the most sacks in the NFC East
Fiversons	BNA and Cowboys lose…
Kellys_Chipadelphia	Cary Williams picks off Matt Cassel
splooz	ShitRant will draw yaoi about Jerry and Hardy
justin	beaster is going to show up and start trolling me about not picking New England
Weechstradamus	Eagles lose the bye I hate Zach
lddsfuws	Dez gets 6 catches 50 yards Td
Cunty	Your mothers will continue to be the whores that they’ve always been.

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1,826 comments

Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 2:01 pm

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/11/dallas-cowboys-playoff-chances-tony-romo-comes-back-week-2-5-teams-to-make-playoffs-3-6
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 2:03 pm

Both of my predictions turned out to be true…
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 2:03 pm

I have never been to Chipotle
H20

November 2, 2015 at 2:04 pm

I’m better than you
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 2:04 pm

Lol Dez
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 2:05 pm

No your not
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 2:07 pm

He and Hardy would be charged with conduct unbecoming an officer if they were military
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 2:08 pm

I’m ok with the Giants D staying just like it is.
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 2:09 pm

Can we say Garrett has lost control of the locker room and is now a hand puppet for jerrah and his son to insert hands in anus and manipulate to their every whim?
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 2:10 pm

Disgrace
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 2:10 pm

@ MM
Drew Bree’s tied an NFL record yesterday… He is really good…
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 2:11 pm

yeah, he’s healthy again. it would have been nice to play them when he had the girlie arm.
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 2:12 pm

to lose something, one must have had it in the first place
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 2:12 pm
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 2:12 pm

FIves I found a few avatars you can give choy this week. This is one. [img]http://i.imgur.com/lsLlSmz.jpg[/img]
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 2:13 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/qzKIQPq.jpg[/img]
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 2:13 pm

True
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 2:13 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/8eNPTfj.jpg[/img]
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 2:14 pm

This one is nice…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 2:15 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone This one was funny as well. [img]http://i.imgur.com/K6ZxK5T.jpg[/img]
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 2:16 pm

I really thought Matt Cassel was going to get to 100 passing yards yesterday. During those last few drives, I really thought he was going to complete a pass to someone, anyone, even if it was just a dump off for a few yards on one of the 3rd and longs. Just didn’t happen.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 2:17 pm

Lupo doesn’t realize his prediction was wrong.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 2:18 pm

http://imgur.com/NS50nA2
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 2:23 pm

13-12 is a double digit win, right? 😛
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 2:24 pm

Seattle won and they scored double digits
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 2:25 pm

It’s impossible for JPP to get a double digit win.
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 2:25 pm

As a member of the mathematics organization of NAMBLA, weech confirms.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 2:25 pm

Luke Willson was the MVP of that game yesterday
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 2:29 pm

If last night wasn’t bad enough for the Mettys…Murphy is a FA? Sad days Amazins.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 2:30 pm

Fuck you guys, I put a lot of work into that. I’m under-appreciated here. Thanks to fives, that means a lot.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 2:30 pm

Daniel Buckner?
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 2:31 pm

Felt pretty bad for him when he blew it in game 4. Can’t be mad at the guy though…his bat carried them there,
H20

November 2, 2015 at 2:32 pm

why would you be mad at him? lol
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 2:33 pm

he did…already talk of trading Harvey and not re-signing Murphy… are the Mets still cash strapped?
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 2:34 pm

Yes. They’re reportedly going to give him a qualifying offer of 1 year $15m but he’s reportedly going to reject that and seek a multiyear elsewhere.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 2:35 pm

Lupo So you’re saying the BeenThere wasn’t wrong, he just had the wrong game?!?!
gatrbuc 17

November 2, 2015 at 2:37 pm

Good Morning Easties. Since we play the East for the next three games I figure I should re-acquaint myself here for a few weeks.
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 2:38 pm

Obviously they played the most games but this is still an amazing fucking stathttps://twitter.com/BNightengale
The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash scored 40 runs in 8th IP or later in playoffs. No one else had more than 5
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 2:38 pm

Just now that we all think Dallas sucks…
H20

November 2, 2015 at 2:38 pm

nice win yesterday
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 2:38 pm

amazing
gatrbuc 17

November 2, 2015 at 2:39 pm

cloisterwater Lol it is my ONLY loss on my Pick em. I wish I were more of a homer
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 2:39 pm

gatrbuc 17 Hell of a game against us, glad we won. Go kill the rest of the division.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 2:39 pm

YOU LIKE THAT?!?!?!
gatrbuc 17

November 2, 2015 at 2:39 pm

Sir Squatch gatrbuc 17 We folded like a paper bag on that one. Hard loss
gatrbuc 17

November 2, 2015 at 2:40 pm

JosephR2225 Liking is easier than responding
H20

November 2, 2015 at 2:40 pm

you’re really disappointing me today
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 2:40 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/25wljDU.jpg[/img]
H20

November 2, 2015 at 2:41 pm

That is pretty negat.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 2:41 pm

Sorry, fired up Cousins just cracks me up.
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:42 pm

So Choyboy states the cowboys are going 5-1 with romo out. Discuss:
gatrbuc 17

November 2, 2015 at 2:42 pm

http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/41/72/21/8889428/3/1024×1024.jpg
gatrbuc 17

November 2, 2015 at 2:42 pm

Fuck, dam auto imbed shit.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 2:43 pm

I hope your not mad at me.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 2:43 pm

imgur
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:43 pm

http://imgur.com/tOlzmT9
H20

November 2, 2015 at 2:44 pm

why would I be mad at you?
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 2:44 pm

JosephR2225 http://i.imgur.com/tvnLeCK.png
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 2:44 pm

Hey, how’d the Giants do yesterday?
gatrbuc 17

November 2, 2015 at 2:45 pm

Teidden That is what they did to us a week ago in the second half.
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:45 pm

Sir Squatch first place bitch
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 2:45 pm

I’m ok with NE beating us 5000-3 this week.
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:45 pm

cloisterwater get a room
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm

splooz dont worry the giants get it next week
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm

Teidden So how’d they do?
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm

Sir Squatch Teidden first place is how good
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm

We’ll soften em up for you
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm

Teidden So they sucked, glad we had this talk.
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm

splooz thanks hope you do a lot of that we will need it
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:47 pm

Sir Squatch Teidden they suck so bad they are in first
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 2:47 pm

Why 08?
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 2:47 pm

Teidden They suck so bad that they can’t get more than half a game away from the Redskins
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 2:48 pm

cloisterwater For the same reason a non mets fan would be mad at Daniel Murphy. No reason.
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:48 pm

So after this week the next lost for the cowboys will be:

http://imgur.com/C3oGIWM
H20

November 2, 2015 at 2:48 pm

lol, nice set up…I didn’t know where you were going with that
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:49 pm

Sir Squatch Teidden they beat the redskins score board say other wise
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 2:49 pm

cloisterwater I understand. It’s still early.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 2:49 pm

Fives, what did you guess the line would be? -10?
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm

I’ve seen us at -14 so far. I’d still bet NE.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm

Should be about 14
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm

I am going to pick the skins to beat the patriots. trap game
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm

goddammit
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm

I saw -13.5, we were just talking about it a few days ago.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm

I said double digits, I thought -14 would be the high end.. I said -11…
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm

Dumbest thing you have ever said
H20

November 2, 2015 at 2:51 pm

no it’s not
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 2:51 pm

BR has it at -15 too. Unlike Dallas fans against NE…I have no hope that we cover.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 2:51 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone It opened at 13 and has moved a full point to 14 on most sites overnight.
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:52 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 thanks man
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 2:52 pm

yes.. 11/29
Teidden

November 2, 2015 at 2:52 pm

lddsfuws big upset in the making
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 2:54 pm

No. If the Redskins play well I will be happy.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 2:55 pm

https://twitter.com/Rand_Getlinhttps://twitter.com/Rand_Getlin
I’m told Tony Romo won’t practice this week. He feels good and is excited about coming back, but likely needs “the full eight weeks”.
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 2:56 pm

Not sure he can start practicing yet but thanks Rand!
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 2:56 pm

splooz This is the first week he could
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 2:56 pm

He’s gonna get the full 8 whether he likes it or not. gross
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 2:56 pm

They are already looking ahead and we’ll get them!
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 2:57 pm

lddsfuws So does this mean they are thinking Miami?
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 3:00 pm

I’m really enjoying the Choy assumption that Romo is going to come back and win 7 straight games with a team that has lost 5 straight and counting.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:00 pm

I didn’t think he was eligible to play vs Tampa
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 3:00 pm

https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles/status/661061683884879872
It’s offically https://twitter.com/hashtag/CowboysWeek?src=hash. Time to get back to work, and take down Dallas! https://twitter.com/hashtag/FlyEaglesFly?src=hash 10:06 PM – 1 Nov 2015 · https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles/status/661061683884879872Reply Retweet Favorite More
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:05 pm

When Rodgers got hurt in 2013 he came back for the regular season finale and playoffs week 1, and they were two of his worst games of the year. I’m not sure it’s so easy to hit the ground running.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:11 pm

it’ll take him a bit to get the duck and spin back down
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 3:11 pm

The Pentagon spent 43 million on a gas station is Afghanistan that estimates say could have been built for around 500,000… By are u sure if it’s still in operation…
Lol, they aren’t having a good week…
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:13 pm

benching Rodgers for Palmer worked… but Bell got hurt and may have F’ed my week
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:14 pm

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000597/: I don’t understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002139/: You don’t actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:14 pm

thanks, Obama
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:15 pm

I was close to starting Ben over Eli. Glad I didn’t… but I had Bell AND Forte both get hurt and the guy I was up against had Benjamin freaking Watson, so I’m still behind heading into tonight and I need Greg Olsen to save me.
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 3:15 pm

They have to divert funds to cover unauthorized operations in enemy territory somehow. I mean how else are we going to keep eyes on Dez?
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:16 pm

I’m up 14 and he has Hilton tonight… Bell and Foster getting hurt killin me
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:16 pm

http://i.imgur.com/wtTj5TW.gif
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:17 pm

My only solace is that I have the top waiver priority, so I’ll be able to get Deangelo Williams.
gatrbuc 17

November 2, 2015 at 3:17 pm

Aaron Rodgers in the pocket last night.
http://imgur.com/FjBjyDS
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:18 pm

my leagues all reset each week so i won’t get Williams or Langford
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 3:19 pm

A wrinkle we’ve added in my big money league this year is a budget for waivers that takes precedence over waiver priority. Makes it fun to bid on players and have a shot to get someone from anywhere if you have the budget left.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:22 pm

I’ve heard that as well… if you use your finite budget you have to wait for waivers to end on TUES night to add a guy? the way it goes now the shitty teams get first crack and it sucks after Week 3
Monz Venus

November 2, 2015 at 3:22 pm

lddsfuws Damn!
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 3:22 pm

Yeah waivers clear sometime butt early on Wed AM. 2 or 3am MST I think.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:23 pm

Fuws, so probably won’t hold him out until Thanksgiving?
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:25 pm

https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/661197228724256768https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/661197228724256768
Even officials aren’t grasping the NFL’s catch definition. More than half of related challenges have been reversed. https://t.co/MoLx9FG9v8
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 3:26 pm

The definition – pass catcher must hold on to the ball for eternity and beyond.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:26 pm

Except when he only needs to hold onto it for a fraction of a second, like Golden Tate.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:27 pm

Mosely’s wife gave me a rusty Romo last night
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 3:28 pm

https://twitter.com/theScore https://twitter.com/theScore/status/661202692476268544
Marlins agree to 4-year deal with new manager Don Mattingly. https://t.co/RJiVBo83MZ 7:26 AM – 2 Nov 2015 · https://twitter.com/theScore/status/661202692476268544Reply Retweet Favorite More
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 3:29 pm

Who is to be commended for breaking up DangerRuss’s happy marriage and allowing him to form the abstinence power marketing couple of the millennium. Even if he can’t QB for shit.
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 3:29 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZCEq8jy5-M
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:31 pm

lddsfuws I’d hope the Cowboys first round pick would be a starter given his competition……
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:32 pm

https://twitter.com/SCzardaRedskins https://twitter.com/SCzardaRedskins/status/661199690105552896https://twitter.com/SCzardaRedskins/status/661199690105552896
.https://twitter.com/PFF writes that Baker is “our top-ranked player at that skill [run D] at his position, above players like Calais Campbell and J.J. Watt.”
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:32 pm

I have Hilton and Ginn and need 15 points for the win. Pretty interesting.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:33 pm

Sometimes I think the guys at PFF put out these stupid articles on purpose and just laugh themselves silly watching people respond.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 3:33 pm

I have Stewart and fleener and need 20.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:33 pm

indeed.. although safety is easier on rookies than CB
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:33 pm

Cloister, am I here too early following a bye week, or is this an appropriate time?
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:34 pm

Squatch can beat me with a big night from Adam Vinatieri and a bad night from Frank Gore. If Gore doesn’t carry at all, and Vinatieri kicks like 17 field goals, he might win.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:34 pm

Any time you get here is too early.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:34 pm

JosephR2225 Fuck you Esquire, fuck you
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:35 pm

I didn’t win the Pappy 20
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:35 pm

You’re rolling in the SKA league, which means that you’ll lose your first playoff game.
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:35 pm

I think Cassel is just decent enough to make the Eagles-Cows game interesting. I’m more excited for that game than the Skins-pats debacle.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:35 pm

Inevitably.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:35 pm

Cassel roasted the Eagles last time he played them, for what that’s worth, which is not much.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:36 pm

Without Peterson too.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:36 pm

Lupo I saw
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:37 pm

lddsfuws A horrendously shitty game is par for the course for Bradford
Monz Venus

November 2, 2015 at 3:37 pm

If the Skins are smart, they wont even start Hall, Jackson, or any of the other players coming off of injuries. Let them rest one more week. The Skins are going to get killed either way.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:37 pm

how’d you know I’m not Ralph Ashby? 😛
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 3:38 pm

I’ll take injay’s word on this, as a dc fan he is well versed in horrendously shitty qb play.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:38 pm

Lupo I’m me
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:39 pm

Monz Venus If the Skins are smart, they will cut Hall, and play the rest of the players that are ready to play.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:40 pm

Professional players and coaches don’t think like this, and you wouldn’t want them too.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:40 pm

The Sixers definitely do.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 3:40 pm

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2015/11/01/dez-bryant-greg-hardy-matt-cassel-dallas/75018836/
What not to say when you want less media attention.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:41 pm

https://twitter.com/THRhttps://twitter.com/THR
New https://twitter.com/hashtag/StarTrek?src=hash TV Series in the Works https://t.co/bvBD36Ids6
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:41 pm

Not the players and coaches
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:42 pm

so many leaders on that team
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:44 pm

He’s such a child, it’s ridiculous.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 3:44 pm

I’m not sure how I feel about this…
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:45 pm

In hindsight, it might not have been a bad idea for Dallas to trade for IIIsus a few weeks ago
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:46 pm

the Jets may come calling
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:46 pm

Lupo They’ll sign some washed up white guy
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:46 pm

The Eagles would have a winning record right now if the had Kaepernick. Discuss.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:48 pm

cloisterwater Unlikely
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:48 pm

Lupo Nobody is going to take on the tag
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:48 pm

likely
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:48 pm

https://twitter.com/lizclarketweet https://twitter.com/lizclarketweet/status/661207919036399620https://twitter.com/lizclarketweet/status/661207919036399620https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3A000b619e3fa2390b
DJackson, R Kerrigan, KLichtensteiger back from Skins bye & stretching with team this morning
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:49 pm

doubt it
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:49 pm

http://i.imgur.com/QmWjNM5.gif
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:49 pm

#InJayWeTrust I hope we make the game at least interesting.
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:49 pm

cloisterwater unlikely, doubt it
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 3:49 pm

Fuck it. Blow out the Pats.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:49 pm

hmm.. forgot that transfers…. washed up white guy it is
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:50 pm

https://twitter.com/RapSheet https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/661208333848834048https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/661208333848834048
PETA contacted DeSoto (TX) Animal Control to request investigation into https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash WR Dez Bryant’s “possible illegal possession” of a monkey
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:50 pm

#InJayWeTrust Sounds like a 2 game suspension is coming his way
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:50 pm

#InJayWeTrust Hall is back as well
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:51 pm

I actually believe it, and I’m not generally the type to make these statements.
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:51 pm

Sir Squatch #InJayWeTrust Culliver too
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 3:51 pm

1) 1776 yards, 62% 9TD, 10INT 2) 1615 yards, 59%, 6TD, 5INT
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 3:52 pm

Great way to kill 4 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2daFOY9e4Q
Monz Venus

November 2, 2015 at 3:52 pm

Lupo You’re still describing IIIsus.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:52 pm

Have you seen the shit show in SF. That’s not too shabby. 4 picks came in one game as well.
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:52 pm

https://twitter.com/RapSheet https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/661209098097025024https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/661209098097025024
PETA’s Brittany Peet: “Monkeys belong in the wild—not (for) football players who acquire exotic animals just to make a splash on Instagram.”
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:53 pm

They’re just racist
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 3:53 pm

Giants Sux
Cowboys Sux even more
Skins & Eagles WON the Bye Week
Morning Fuckers
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 3:53 pm

Don’t be one of those H20….
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:54 pm

When it comes to making sure his ownership of a monkey was legal, Dez really…………….

………….dropped the ball
H20

November 2, 2015 at 3:54 pm

bucket of fish
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 3:54 pm

Squatch, delete this post
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 3:54 pm

Hardy smacked it out of his hands.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 3:54 pm

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/661209340636868608https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/661209340636868608
PFTCommenter Retweeted Ian Rapoport
Dez didnt make a football move w/ the monkey therefor never possessed it. Should be easy call.
PFTCommenter added,Ian Rapoport @RapSheetPETA contacted DeSoto (TX) Animal Control to request investigation into WR Dez Bryant’s “possible illegal possession” of a monkey7:52 AM – 2 Nov 2015 · https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/661209340636868608Reply Retweet Favorite More
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 3:56 pm

Pats 102-0
https://twitter.com/michaelpRTD/status/661209891529428993
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 3:58 pm

200-3
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 3:58 pm

splooz Garbage time field goal
splooz

November 2, 2015 at 3:58 pm

3-0 lead on a 70 yarder from Dusty the Leg.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 3:59 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I don’t think anyone from PETA is here.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 4:00 pm

Because the breeder wasn’t retarded enough to post its illegal monkey on Instagram?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:00 pm

Ha Ha Ha
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 4:00 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Why not go after both?
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 4:01 pm

Quarantine Dez?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:01 pm

Jadeveon Clowney missed most of yesterdays game with a back injury. The guy has been in the league a year and a half and has more injuries than tackles.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 4:02 pm

I have… and I’m sure Kaep would run in Chip’s offense… he just hasn’t looked any better than Sam
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:03 pm

Skins next 4 games are brutal: Pats, Saints, Panthers and BNA… I don’t we win one of those games
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 4:03 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Booooo
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 4:03 pm

how did you feel about Cobra Kai banging a 50 yarder yesterday?
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 4:04 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Pretty unlikely unless the Saints fall on their face. Division games are a toss up.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 4:04 pm

lol
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:04 pm

I don’t like like it either…
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 4:04 pm

stop making sense
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 4:04 pm

Lupo That was never his issue for us.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 4:05 pm

just KO’s?
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 4:05 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone You’ll beat the BNA
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:05 pm

Steve Smith and Bell both out for the season… Damn, that sucks for them especially Steve as this is his last…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:06 pm

We never do…
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 4:06 pm

2 more Achilles injuries this week.. crazy
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 4:06 pm

Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! It would be pretty insane if we went 2-2 in that run
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 4:06 pm

and Smith is signed next year and talk is he may come back
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:06 pm

It seems more and more injuries happen each season…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:07 pm

This is one of my favorite predictions from Choy yesterday.

When the Cowboys go on to back to back div titles…this will be the game that started it. Beating a highly overrated Seattle team
22 hours, 36 minutes ago on https://spikedkoolaid.com/nfc-east-prediction-center-week-8/
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 4:07 pm

Lupo I’d love to see stats on what appears to be the increase in Achillies injuries
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:07 pm

I think he does as well, but he has been adamant this season was his last….
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:09 pm

He is such a doushe… He won’t even come here either, so he reps t have to have the new avatar…
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 4:09 pm

there was an Achilles epidemic in 2011 after the lockout…. don’t know who tracks that http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20110817/PC20/308179915
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:09 pm

http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17194497/22 hours ago
The best part about the Cowboys winning today will be Justin looks like a fool once again…he is the gift that keeps on giving
H20

November 2, 2015 at 4:11 pm

http://imgur.com/NS50nA2
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 4:11 pm

http://www.startrek.com/article/new-star-trek-series-premieres-january-2017
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 4:11 pm

On the plus side, fives, no Choy for a week.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:11 pm

I’d would imagine Choy will be eating these words for a while. He you look like a genius, Justin.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:12 pm

Good point…
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 4:13 pm

cloisterwater RCU had a bowel movement last time we were down there. Enjoy, Cows fans…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:13 pm

You should know this
H20

November 2, 2015 at 4:14 pm

I didn’t think it needed explaining
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 4:14 pm

Rcu has a bowel movement every time he posted, shouldn’t be anything new to deal with.
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 4:15 pm

Fletcher Cox covered in snow dipshit
H20

November 2, 2015 at 4:15 pm

It’s my Cox, da fuq does it look like?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:15 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Think of your favorite thing
H20

November 2, 2015 at 4:15 pm

seriously? lol
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:17 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ So was Ki Jana Carter but he’s still known as one of the biggest draft day busts of all time.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:19 pm

So it’s settled… Justin doesnt know what Fletcher Cox looks like, and the Cowboys suck…
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 4:20 pm

has he changed his name to 9-7 yet?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:23 pm

McNabb > Romo
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 4:23 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone You’d think Justin of all people would recognize a Cox if it hit him in the face.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 4:24 pm

Was that ever really a discussion?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:26 pm

For the casual fans, maybe not… But not for expert analysts..
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 4:28 pm

Schreff and Knighton not at practice, fuuuuuuuccccckkk
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 4:30 pm

Desmond Purnell
@DesmondPurnell
Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones told me Tony Romo is throwing. He’s not ready to play but will be by Nov. 22nd @nflnetwork pic.twitter.com/q0xb2aC0OR
————-
Dr. Jerry at it again
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 4:30 pm

Knighton probably ate Scherff. Can’t practice until he’s digested.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 4:30 pm

Sir Squatch Therapist Jerry believes that Hardy’s hustle will make Romo come back a week earlier.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 4:33 pm

did anyone tell Jerry he can’t play vs Tampa yet?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:36 pm

I enjoy watching the Cowboys lose but it kind of sucks for this place because most Cowboys fans are bandwagon fans that only show up when they win.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 4:36 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ He said Romo would be back for the Tampa game
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:36 pm

They are fun to make fun of… That’s about it…
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 4:36 pm

Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Have to give it to Justin, he’s one of the few that shows up
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:37 pm

But such pussies. I don’t think we lost one Eagles fans after we lost to the Cows or the Skins.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:37 pm

Sir Squatch No doubt yet Choy and a few others act like he is the bandwagon fan.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 4:37 pm

Sir Squatch Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass A true believer in the moral victory
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:37 pm

# Fake Fan
H20

November 2, 2015 at 4:38 pm

Justin and ldds will show up, but the others are loses.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:38 pm

So are Justin and LDD because they haven’t come over to the green side.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:39 pm

Choy is such a fag… Make a bet, then just don’t show up when u lose…. Only a real doushe would do that…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:39 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone He will come back sometime and when he does he owes you a week.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 4:39 pm

good luck with that
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:40 pm

Not sure that will be legally binding… We need Joe on this one…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:41 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Which proves you aren’t a pussy
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm

It’s beacaue u are a pussy… Not u but the people that don’t… Especially when u make a bet for that week…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm

I loved Obie’s excuse last night. His plane was about to take off to India so he wouldn’t be able to get on the internet. Is there still an airline that flies that far without internet service? Maybe he was to cheap to pay? Maybe he was flying to Indiana not India?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm

Lol…
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm

Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass The lengths people will go to avoid watching a Cowboys game.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm

Obie did predict them to lose though….
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass LOL
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:45 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone He’s still a putz. When rating putzes he is in the race for top spot with Shitrant and Choy if not at #1.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 4:45 pm

Especially in this division, where everybody is losing every week.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:46 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Here Here
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 4:46 pm

JosephR2225 You mean the exact opposite of DraftKings?
H20

November 2, 2015 at 4:46 pm

He’s a strong candidate, but I don’t think he’d take the top spot.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:47 pm

It’s a closely contested race. I can think of a Redskins fan that I would put up there with them. I won’t mention his name but I’m sure you know exactly who I’m talking about.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:48 pm

By, I need some legal counseling…. A one week avatar bet, Choy and I made… He isn’t coming here this week…. So is he bet null and void essentially or can it be carried over for when he shows back up?
H20

November 2, 2015 at 4:49 pm

I’m not sure he fits into the putz category, he’s something different, but equally annoying.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 4:49 pm

Depends on the injury clause. But no Choy for a week is better than Choy for a week with a different avatar, so don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:53 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone I looked in my law book and found the 2011case of Phyllis vs Mytee clearly shows he will have to stand by the 7 day avatar when he comes back to the site.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 4:53 pm

The expert has spoken…. There will be no legal grounds for Choy to be obligated to wear said avatar after the week is over…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:54 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone The counselor needs to check his briefs and I think he shit them on this.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:55 pm

Looks like a definite maybe.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 4:55 pm

And this is not a fumble. Go figure.
http://i.imgur.com/cZWv8ie.gif
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 4:56 pm

I would make a “Dez dropped it” joke about yesterday’s game
But 2 catches for 16 yards just writes itself
Cowboys Sux
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 4:58 pm

Clearly not a catch. He only took 9 steps and not one of them was a football move. Whatever that means.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 5:00 pm

*12 yards. That makes it even funnier.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:00 pm

Let’s see who here is up on their Eagles/Cowboys trivia.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/m0j6udt.png[/img]
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 5:02 pm

Yeah, the refs botched that one. I thought that if a team tried to call 2 timeouts in a row without a play in between it was a delay of game anyway, but I guess not.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 5:03 pm

They are definitely supposed to ignore it, but I don’t know why the rule would put the onus on the Referees to ignore it and not put the onus on the coaches not to do it in the first place.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:05 pm

JosephR2225 I guess changing hands is not a football move
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:05 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ There is another view that looks like a TD, since they called a TD on the field they can’t overturn it with conflicting evidence
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:07 pm

Hey Justin, how did you do with your picks this week?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 5:08 pm

That’s a low blow…
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:09 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Sir Squatch No I can’t find it
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:09 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Not at all. I know he had Arz and won that. Pretty sure he won another. Just might have lost the ATL
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 5:09 pm

“Football Move” isn’t in the rule book anymore, the rule is now “clearly established as a runner”.

“This is different than the plays we’ve been talking about, the http://www.nfl.com/player/dezbryant/497278/profile play or the http://www.nfl.com/player/calvinjohnson/2495647/profile play. This is not a receiver who’s going to the ground. The issue here is, did he become a runner before the ball came loose? Did he have control, both feet down, and then time enough to become a runner after the second foot is down? When you watch the play the ball comes loose, he is taking his third step, the third step is almost on the ground when the ball comes out. He had demonstrated possession, had become a runner”
————————-
That’s Dean Blandino talking about the Golden Tate TD vs the Bears, which was ruled a completed catch. Does that sound like the same standard that was applied here? McFadden has control, both feet are down, he is taking his third step, the third step is almost on the ground when the ball comes out. How is one a catch and not the other?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:09 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Not trolling. Didn’t you have 3 picks?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 5:10 pm

It seems he was being sincere…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:10 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone I am and me and him are going to have problems if he doesn’t take N.E. this week
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 5:10 pm

Blandino isn’t a referee. He’s actually never been a referee at any level. He’s the head of officiating.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:11 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ LOL, i just went up and saw that.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:11 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Nobody. Well the Redskins which is about as close to nobody as you can get.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 5:11 pm

Lmfao… All of our predictions were right Justin…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:13 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Take the Pats and the Saints this week and thank me next week.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:14 pm

But they are playing Tenn with either Mariota or Metanberg so I think you are ok.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 5:14 pm

Eat shit Justin
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:15 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Put down the pipe and step away from the computer.
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 5:15 pm

Happy Day of the Dead!
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:16 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Pitt is playing an Oakland team who is looking pretty good this year.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 5:16 pm

Stop talking shit about Eli
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 5:16 pm

Did u watch Drew Bree’s set NFL records yesterday?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:16 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass I took Seattle this week and they gave me a scare.
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:17 pm

http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/redskinsblog/report-peta-thinks-dez-bryant-may-illegally-possess-monkey
Jesus Cowboys can’t even buy a pet within the confines of a nor2 citizens behavior…what a dysfunctional mess.
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 5:17 pm

Fuck ATL & Matty Ice’s Stupid bitch ass
Cost me my survivor pool
IT WAS THE FUCKING BUCS!!!! THE SKINS BEAT THEM FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!
AND THEY WERE DOWN BY MORE POINTS!!!
FUCKING CUNTS
BURN THAT CITY DOWN
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 5:17 pm

Did you see Eli moved into the top 10 for TD passes
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:17 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 I’m ok with the Giants losing 52-49
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 5:17 pm

No… I just watched him lose…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:17 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ That’s why I used them this week. I don’t want to use them in the future.
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 5:18 pm
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:18 pm

Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! I warned Justin to stay away from that game. You guys will never learn.
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 5:19 pm

his monkey’s name was Gucci
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 5:19 pm

I blame u for betting on the Falcons…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:19 pm

Smith looks young in that picture.
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 5:20 pm

HailBandG He looks like he’s gonna eat it
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 5:21 pm

https://twitter.com/mrgucci30
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 5:21 pm

They’re starting to look like the 2009 Broncos. Remember when they started 6-0 then hit a wall and dropped 8 of their last 10?
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:21 pm

JosephR2225 Hasn’t Matty also done something similar already?
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 5:22 pm

Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass first off, I wasn’t paying attention to you giving Justin advice
Secondly, your advice – more often than not – sucks
Thirdly, it was my fault for not making a last minute change when I had the thought on Sunday & chose to sleep
Fourth, Cowboys Sux
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 5:22 pm

JPP’s hand….it is pretty fucked up
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/best-look-yet-jason-pierre-165247291.html
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:24 pm

https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/661232187170246658https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/661232187170246658
Steve Smith leaning strongly to continuing his playing career. Will undergo Achilles surgery next Monday. Warrior wants to keep fighting
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 5:24 pm

http://i.imgur.com/kAmXB.jpg
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:24 pm

I feel bad for him wasnt he lighting fireworks for some kids n stuff
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:25 pm

Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! 1stActually my advice has been spot on in the Pickem.
2nd Let me know what advice I have ever given you that was bad.
3rd. U should have never made changed it when you weren’t 100%
4th Cowboys Sux
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:26 pm

Demand Dez return his monkey to the wild
#petavsdez
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:27 pm

Dr Rypper MD The DNA test has to be done on Jerrry Springer to prove he is not the father first.
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:28 pm

I liked but racist…
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 5:28 pm

Dr Rypper MD
Yes. He paid 8 million dollars for that kids’ fireworks display and the Giants donated a game or two.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:28 pm

Dr Rypper MD It was a low blow to the monkey.
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:29 pm

You’re right
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:31 pm

#monkeylivesmatter
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 5:31 pm

Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass I woke up yesterday morning thinking that I should change it. Then I remembered how tired I was & went back to sleep instead
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:32 pm

A zoo then. Dez will tire of it they live as long as humans in some cases. Whats he a Russian mobster now with mini giraffes?
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:32 pm

He’d probably play until 40, but the wifey is pressuring him.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:33 pm

Lupo By the way, my wife made my son a baby Bigfoot costume and I got a “Gone Squatchin'” hat
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 5:33 pm

that’s pretty cool… did you carry around a dozen donuts?
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:34 pm

Lupo We didn’t really go around, hung out at my dads and went to a few friends houses in his neighborhood to say hi
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 5:35 pm

your son is still pretty young, right?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:35 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ [img]http://i.imgur.com/cTJvNh2.jpg[/img]
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:35 pm

Lupo Almost 8 months
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:35 pm

Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Penguin would be ashamed
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 5:35 pm

makes sense… my daughter turned 3 in July and this was her first year out
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:36 pm

Sir Squatch Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Wouldn’t have looked as good without a finger.
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 5:37 pm

Fuck the Patriots
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:37 pm

#InJayWeTrust Pats media trying to downplay the week
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 5:37 pm

Sir Squatch We’re in their heads
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:38 pm

Ive seen when they turn the larger primates will bite off your fingers and toes in anger
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:38 pm

Where’s the game?
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:38 pm

Oh snap
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:38 pm

cloisterwater Foxboro
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 5:39 pm

Summary of Law: No person may possess a dangerous wild animal without first obtaining a license (certificate of registration). Dangerous wild animals are defined as lions, tigers, ocelots, cougars, leopards, cheetahs, jaguars, bobcats, lynxes, servals, caracals, hyenas, bears, coyotes, jackals, baboons, chimpanzees, orangutans, gorillas, or any hybrids of the animals listed. However, there are no requirements for a person possessing all other animal not listed above, such as monkeys, wolves etc.
Citation: TEX. HEALTH & SAFETY CODE ANN. § http://www.bornfreeusa.org/b4a2_exotic_animals_state.php?s=tx#822.101-http://www.bornfreeusa.org/b4a2_exotic_animals_state.php?s=tx#822.116; TEX. LOC. GOV’T CODE ANN. § http://www.bornfreeusa.org/b4a2_exotic_animals_state.php?s=tx#240.002a and § http://www.bornfreeusa.org/b4a2_exotic_animals_state.php?s=tx#240.0025
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:39 pm

Sir Squatch cloisterwater Better sweep the locker room for bugs!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 5:39 pm

It’s moral victory time…
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:39 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang “They are going to learn our plays and get worse!”
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:40 pm

Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Belichick goes full Admiral Ackbar
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 5:40 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch cloisterwater
Skins should insist on switching locker rooms
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:40 pm

Lupo How are the Cowboys getting away with keeping Hardy?
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 5:40 pm

It won’t happen. But could you imagine if the 2 QB’s who spoiled Brady’s shot at perfection were Eli Manning and Kirk Cousins
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:41 pm

rep138 Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch cloisterwater Better sweep for Choy’s leg thickness cams.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:41 pm

only one can spoil it
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 5:41 pm

It’s only Monday. I figured it would be at least Wednesday before you talked yourself into the Redskins having a chance.
Monz Venus

November 2, 2015 at 5:41 pm

#InJayWeTrust I could die a happy man!
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:41 pm

#InJayWeTrust https://twitter.com/leahysean https://twitter.com/leahysean/status/661234686098866177https://twitter.com/leahysean/status/661234686098866177
Potential https://twitter.com/hashtag/Patriots?src=hash 16-0 run? Consider these most shocking losses of Brady era first https://t.co/91uBtIknjB
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:41 pm

#InJayWeTrust In which, when the game finishes, Kirk goes up to Brady, about to shake his hand…
Yanks his hand away…
And screams in his face…
“YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU LIKE THAT?!”
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:42 pm

Jerry needs leaders?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:42 pm

They’ll have a chance if only because this league makes no god damn sense.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:43 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang They have a (small) chance to look competitive because it’s the NFL and it makes no damn sense. They don’t have a chance to win.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:44 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang And yes, I am in the “moral victory” camp, that looking competitive would be a hell of a thing.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:44 pm

Or a Hardy. Wait we all ready went over this.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:44 pm

don’t you own lions and shit
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 5:45 pm

Let Dez be Dez. Take the shackles off, Jerry. Your players aren’t robots.
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 5:45 pm

cloisterwater SAM!!!!!!!!!
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:45 pm

cloisterwater His dad owns the lions. Justin owns the shit
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:45 pm

I meant two different teams can’t spoil a perfect record
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:45 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ “Justin Bought a Zoo” starring Matt Damon as Lion #1
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:46 pm

Theyre leaders
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:47 pm

I like my new avatar.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:47 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang Dunno, haven’t seen it either.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:47 pm

and chicken teriyaki is delicious
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:47 pm

cloisterwater Cloister liking Cox in his avi, who is surprised?
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:48 pm

I am
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:48 pm

Sir Squatch cloisterwater Of the Big Black variety
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:48 pm

We did beat brady a couple years back…was that zorn gibbs or Shanny?
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:48 pm

Nah, I like it. Makes my comments look snarkier
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 5:49 pm

ole’ ball coach
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:49 pm

Low scoring affair like 16-13 if I recall
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 5:49 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You would cuz of your homo tendencies
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:49 pm

So we’ve determined Cloister like Big Black Cox with white stuff all over his face on his Avi.
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 5:49 pm

Noway he won one?
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 5:49 pm

All I want in this game is to be down 4 with 2 minutes left and the ball in Kirk Cousins hands
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:50 pm

Dr Rypper MD You’re going to have to rip through that offensive line, assuming Brady doesn’t get the ball out in less than 2 seconds.
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 5:50 pm

with Patrick Ramsey
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:50 pm

prepare for disappointment
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:50 pm

If we were down 4 with 2 minutes to go, we did a pretty fucking good job
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 5:50 pm

cloisterwater I said want not expect
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:50 pm

is this tire’s alt or something?
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 5:51 pm

cloisterwater Possibly
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:51 pm

Sir Squatch With the ball in hand, definitely.
Ball not in hand…still that’s not bad.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:51 pm

and chicken teriyaki
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:52 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Being down 4 at the end of the game? That means the offense and defense both played pretty well, even if we blow the final drive that would be a good game
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:52 pm

cloisterwater You’re disgusting!
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 5:52 pm

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736622/?ref_=tt_trv_qu: I think… I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there’s this and then in a year it’s like, “Oh, you know, I’m kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys,” and then there’s the big, “Oh, I’m… I’m… I’m a gay guy now.”
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 5:52 pm

North Carolina Senator https://twitter.com/ThomTillis is on the list of KKK members just released by Anonymous
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:52 pm

I get it from this cart and I watch him cook the chicken. I know all the good spots.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:53 pm

Lupo I’m shocked
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 5:53 pm

Me about 145 hours from now:

All I want in this game is to be down 45 with 8 minutes left and the ball in Colt’s hands
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:53 pm

Lupo Sure ain’t anonymous no more.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 5:53 pm

Other officials named in the document dump have begun to deny the charges including https://www.facebook.com/mayorfraim/posts/518690604960420, the Democratic mayor of Norfolk, Virginia.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:53 pm

lddsfuws Kids alive, sure didn’t like it for a while there
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:54 pm

lddsfuws It looked like he was lucky to be alive.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 5:54 pm

http://media.fyre.co/FpGPNnyDRYeWGzdycauR_12196304_186994131636872_8070867459155782757_n.jpg
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:54 pm

Sir Squatch lddsfuws There wasn’t anything even too out of the ordinary from that hit…probably the scariest part.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:54 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Lupo They’re liberal in their racism?
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:54 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Looks like he was falling into it, no real way to brace even though he saw it coming
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 5:55 pm

so far it’s a bunch of Repubs
Tire148

November 2, 2015 at 5:55 pm

Cloister- for the record desires and expectations are two different things
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:55 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ lddsfuws Reparing the ligaments in his neck. He probably did get a concussion on top of that.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:55 pm

Eagles WR Sux 148 Okay InJay
Monz Venus

November 2, 2015 at 5:55 pm

lddsfuws What’s scary is that the hit didn’t look particularly bad. It didn’t even look like a blind-side hit. Lockette could see it coming.
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 5:56 pm

cloisterwater I know
I’m saying neither of those bums will. But Sam can
Actually, it’ll be Cox & Co. But you get the drift
Tire148

November 2, 2015 at 5:56 pm

Now I know why everyone hates you
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 5:56 pm

this sounds like the tag line of a Cinemax movie
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:56 pm

That’s a given, but I don’t need you two to clarify you said you want something after I tell you it ain’t gonna happen.
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 5:56 pm

sounds like a fun school
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 5:57 pm

Eagles WR Sux 148 I already knew why everyone hates you, so I guess we are on even ground now
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:57 pm

I think the new concussion movie looks good
Tire148

November 2, 2015 at 5:58 pm

I knew it too.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 5:58 pm

Desires & Expectations
starring Tire and InJay
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 5:58 pm

Starring Patrick Warburton
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:58 pm

cloisterwater The book/Frontline Doc is good as well.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 5:58 pm

JosephR2225 As “The Tick”
Neverbanotherme

November 2, 2015 at 6:00 pm

Go Cowboys!
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:00 pm

You know what’s better about the movie? NO READING!
Frenchie!

November 2, 2015 at 6:00 pm

2-5
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:00 pm

cloisterwater It actually is good though. I read the book on the trip to a game.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 6:01 pm

… to the draft with a Top 10 pick?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:01 pm

Neverbanotherme Russell Wilson’s leg – unbroken
Cowboys fans spirits – still broke
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:01 pm

It’s just a line from a comedian, I like reading.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:01 pm

cloisterwater I wonder about that sometimes.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:01 pm

lol, why is that?
Neverbanotherme

November 2, 2015 at 6:02 pm

No, broken leg chant/hope, is reserved EXCLUSIVELY to *Brady
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:02 pm

cloisterwater lol just cracking a joke.
Neverbanotherme

November 2, 2015 at 6:03 pm

Matt Cassel>Aaron Rodgers
Neverbanotherme

November 2, 2015 at 6:04 pm

Aaron Rodgers 14/22 77 0 0 3-27 64.6
Damn!
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:06 pm

http://i.imgur.com/DQ9tj1C.jpg
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 6:06 pm

That Denver D is sick. Rodgers was bad too, but that D is fun to watch.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 6:06 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/M80GPTW.jpg[/img]
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:06 pm

cloisterwater Cloister and A-Aron share similar tastes
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:07 pm

Cassel is so bad. Dez had to play defender against Sherman.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 6:07 pm

That’s not the 1st night he has sucked dick.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 6:08 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang he only completed 4 passes to the vaunted Cowboys WR’s all night.
Tire148

November 2, 2015 at 6:09 pm

On the left is cloister expectations. On the right is Cloisters desires
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:10 pm

don’t try to pin your love story with InJay on me
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:14 pm

http://imgur.com/OIDDILf
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 6:15 pm

Rodgers and Big Ben lost me both leagues…
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:15 pm

Choy be like:
http://i.imgur.com/AI9vq4e.jpg
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 6:15 pm

The Cowboys will have a top 10 pick in the draft. Wouldn’t you rather them take one of the top QB’s?
Tire148

November 2, 2015 at 6:17 pm

They aren’t even close to Denver defense. You’ll have to pay that line by the time you get enough good players
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:17 pm

no value
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 6:17 pm

I think there are a couple that will go early. If one of them drops to the Cowboys at 8 or 9 they should draft him.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:17 pm

Wide receiver
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 6:18 pm

Lol…
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:18 pm

no trollo
Tire148

November 2, 2015 at 6:19 pm

First smart thing you’ve said
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 6:19 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/4PhwuoW.jpg[/img]
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:19 pm

I say all the smart things
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:19 pm

and what do you have against chicken teriyaki?
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 6:20 pm

Even if they don’t, they are the Cowboys. I’m sure they will get a first round CB in round 2, 3, 4, undrafted, whatever.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 6:20 pm

you hear Howie Long call out PFF but not by name? “how can this guy be the 112th ranked CB in the NFL?”
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 6:20 pm

RCU thinks it tastes like CMNs ass.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 6:24 pm

http://www.phillyvoice.com/5-facts-about-giants-historically-awful-defense/
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 6:27 pm

Nassib…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 6:28 pm

Spags system gives up a lot of yards
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:28 pm

and points
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:28 pm

and first downs
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:30 pm

Most teams have a plan for if their starter goes down.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 6:36 pm

Indeed. Predicated on getting to the QB and thereby causing turnovers. When you’re doing neither, it looks really, really bad.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 6:43 pm

Not all “first round draft picks who didn’t pan out” are equal.
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 6:43 pm

JosephR2225
Missing Prince killed them yesterday. Brees was something like 11 of 11 for 200+ yards and 2TD’s against the guys that played in his spot.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:43 pm

Sanchez has proven to be a capable backup and the Eagles even have a 3rd string QB, which is progressive I know. Weeden showed his isn’t capable at all last season, yet the Cowboys kept him and only him as the backup plan.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 6:44 pm

That’s what our starter is too. And it’s what your backup is (was); and it’s what the Redskins backup is (lol).
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:45 pm

A capable backup that would have learned their system all training camp.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 6:45 pm

Sanchez
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 6:47 pm

A back up who could win 2 or 3 out of 5 games
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:48 pm

JosephR2225 Orton WAS a good backup. Until he wanted out of Big D.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 6:49 pm

Weeden sucks…
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:49 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang JosephR2225 Not quite. Orton was able to throw for more TDs than INTs at least a couple times in his career.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:49 pm

Someone that could keep the team afloat with a couple of wins over a 5-game span. I don’t remember all of who was available, but Tyrod Taylor was. Maybe Hoyer, etc. Their are QBs out their capable of winning a few games with the way the Cowboys defense has been playing.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:50 pm

Hard to say good. He’s like a slightly better Ryan Fitzpatrick. Servicable, and can start a few games, but not who you want for your season. Great backup though.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 6:52 pm

1. Sanchez
2. Jake Locker (Retired)
3. Josh McCown (Signed 3-year, $14M deal with CLE)
4. Brian Hoyer (Signed 2-year, $10.5M deal with HOU)
5. Matt Moore (Re-signed 1-year, $2.6M deal with MIA)
6. Ryan Mallett (Re-signed 2-year, $7M deal with HOU)
7. Christian Ponder (Signed 1-year, $2.25M deal with OAK)
8. Tarvaris Jackson
9. Shaun Hill (Signed 2-year, $6.5M deal with MIN)
10. Michael Vick
11. Matt Hasselbeck (Re-signed 1-year, $3M deal with IND)
12. Matt Schaub
13. Colt McCoy (Re-signed 1-year, $1.5M deal with WAS)
14. Jimmy Clausen (Re-signed 1-year, $1.25M deal with CHI)
15. Jason Campbell
16. Dan Orlovsky (Re-signed 1-year, $1.05M deal with DET)
17. Blaine Gabbert (Re-signed 2-year, $2M deal with SF)
18. Kellen Moore (Re-signed 2-year, $1.825M deal with DET)
19. T.J. Yates (Re-signed 1-year, $1.5M deal with ATL)
20. Tyrod Taylor (Signed 3-year, $3.35M deal with BUF)
21. Matt Flynn
Not a lot of good names out there but I think I would take most over weeden
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 6:53 pm

Too much
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:53 pm

good work sir
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:54 pm

cloisterwater Ah T-Jack. Famously jacked the F up by former Eagle Chris Clemons on a pick-6.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:54 pm

That’s a list of who was available dumbass
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 6:54 pm

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/dallas-cowboys/brandon-weeden/
Too much
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:54 pm

Yes Canada
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 6:55 pm

Well so was gay animals.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 6:55 pm

Justin, your team fucked up… Just accept it and move on…
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:55 pm

I don’t get it. He’s arguing that only having Weeden backup Romo was smart? Are we getting Justined?
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 6:56 pm

To be honest, I think the problem is systemic. Against the Saints, Weeden was 16 of 26, 247 yds, 1 TD, 0 INT. If you need your backup QB to do more than that to win a game against a bad Saints team, you’re asking too much of your backup QB.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:56 pm

I think you’re serious too though. Yup, you’re serious.
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 6:56 pm

Matt Miller ‏@nfldraftscout 2h2 hours ago
Early thoughts: 2016 draft will be strong at DT, LB and S. Average at WR, CB, DE. Weak at QB, WR, RB
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 6:57 pm

He has to be fucking with us all…
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 6:57 pm

Raining? In California?
Cloister, he’s obviously lying.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:57 pm

JosephR2225 Pretty much. If you depend on your backup to rack up points, he should be your starter. Backups are mostly around to not turn the ball over.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:57 pm

You all said he was horrible last year, when did that change?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 6:58 pm

I don’t think the word “capable” was ever used to describe weeden’s pro career.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 6:58 pm

Don’t care, live on the east coast…
H20

November 2, 2015 at 6:58 pm

east coast is the beast coast
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 6:59 pm

They actually had that with Weeden. I think part of what we are seeing is that expectations for this team after last season were out of wack with what they should have been, and they’re really not a very well constructed team.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 6:59 pm

We could use an upgrade at ILB and S, or take a stud DT…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 6:59 pm

But that means we might ride with Kirk…
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 6:59 pm

YOU LIKE THAT?!?!
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 6:59 pm

JosephR2225 They’re certainly not a deep team in terms of talent. Top heavy with a lot invested in their stars.
They did have that with Weeden, although he did have a little more trouble moving the ball against tougher teams.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:00 pm

You’ve overused this
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 7:00 pm

http://gawker.com/massive-crack-opens-up-in-wyoming-these-are-the-end-ti-1739966952
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:00 pm

But he’s a backup. Most starters have trouble moving the ball against tougher teams. Just ask Aaron Rodgers.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:00 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Certainly not at the QB position if you want to dive into that again. I’d take Sanchez over your backup situation right now.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:01 pm

Deeper at LB and DL as well, probably CB
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:01 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ WR isn’t deep on both teams except in draft picks spent. Eagles have a much deeper RB situation. OL depth hasn’t really been tested with the Cows yet.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:01 pm

Really not anywhere except OL, and maybe pass rusher.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:02 pm

not OL obviously
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:02 pm

It’s still acceptable since he had a bye week…
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:02 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang Right, but if Dez is out, that doesn’t help with depth. That’s all I’m saying.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:03 pm

YOU LIKE THAT?!?!?!
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:04 pm

cloisterwater DM;LT
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 7:06 pm

Qb depth is most definitely a reason.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 7:06 pm

Also Matthews > Williams
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:07 pm

Sanchez would have won 2-3 of those games for Dallas.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:08 pm

cloisterwater Certainly a number greater than 0.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:08 pm

So would Colt and probably RGIII…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 7:09 pm

Let’s not get crazy, fives.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:10 pm

RGIII would have seriously won at least one of those games…
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:10 pm

Kellys_Chipadelphia I dunno, maybe he gains powers being back in Texas and pretending he’s back at Baylor. Give him a shiny helmet.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:10 pm

It’s amazing that most squads have QBs that can hold down the fort for a bit, but Justin claims there was no better choice than Weeden and no 3rd string.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:10 pm

Probably. He is the best QB in the league, after all.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:10 pm

cloisterwater It’s the sacrifice you make putting money at other positions.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 2, 2015 at 7:11 pm

Other positions? Look at romo’s contract, that’s where the money went.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:12 pm

Kellys_Chipadelphia “Shut up, Kelly”
-Romo, rolling in a bed of money
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:13 pm

Let me ask an honest question for those that have kids… Do y’all think kids these days get way too much homework?
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:16 pm

Romo’s cap hit isn’t exorbitant in 2015. That’s not the reason they’re struggling.
I think it’s pretty clear that the coaching staff never trusted Weeden to do what a backup QB is supposed to do, and that’s why they should have replaced him prior to making a desperate move for Matt Cassel.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:17 pm

JosephR2225 Kind of a shame actually, because there were times where he looked not horrible.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:19 pm

lddsfuws It’s all fun and games until the monkey starts flinging around shit in the locker room.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:23 pm

Eagles are reportedly shopping Vinny Curry, but I doubt anything major happens.
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 7:24 pm

Amari Cooper to Skins. Bit of a surprise there.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:24 pm

JosephR2225 I wonder if he re-sign him. He’s been a good rotational player even through the changing of schemes, but it seems more than likely that we let him go.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:24 pm

Joe gets it.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:25 pm

I don’t think he should be interested in coming back. He could be a starter for a 4-3 team.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:26 pm

Have I mentioned that the Eagles have their 3rd round pick?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:26 pm

I can, they sux
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 7:26 pm

You have to take time with the Cooter
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:26 pm

I think them not sucking last season is more surprising than them sucking this season.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:27 pm

They’d have to really pay him. I doubt he’d go their unless they offered the most as he grew up an Eagles fan.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:27 pm

Maybe. He would make sense for them, but there’s no telling what kind of defense the new coach is going to run.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:28 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ More than just that. Stafford has regressed badly and that OL is pretty turrible. That and they’re missing DeAndre Levy all season.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:29 pm

I think he has recently changed his name to Dwayne I-Have-As-Many-Receiving-TDs-As-All-Cowboys-WRs-Combined Harris
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:29 pm

JosephR2225 NFC ST PoTW against all NFC East teams.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:30 pm

I think they try too hard in elementary school these days. Middle school seems about right though in terms of workload.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:31 pm

that reporter should be fired
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:31 pm

no he shouldn’t
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 7:31 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Did you see the league is looking into the Colts for injury report violations?
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:31 pm

how did he lie?
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 7:32 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ At least he listed it
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:32 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Not as bad as the Brett Favre fiasco.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 7:32 pm

Not getting the level if injury isn’t lying.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 7:42 pm

Lupo Definitely doesn’t look seismic
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:45 pm

Read an article saying Scot hit in the draft this year, but whiffed in Free Agency… It’s pretty hard to argue considering Paea isn’t even a starter (20 million 4 year deal) and Pot Roast hasn’t really played well (teams average 4.4 yards per run with him in)… That d line which was suppose to be a strength stinks… Not sure if it’s scheme or players, but I fully expect the pats to call 35 run plays and just carve them up…
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 7:45 pm

Whut?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:46 pm

Front 7 sucks, Scot whiffed in FA…
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 7:47 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Cowboys fans have broken you, Fivers
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:48 pm

The Cowboys have kept my spirits somewhat high this season…
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:49 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone They fill your liquor cabinet?
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:49 pm

This is just crazy talk. They whiffed the draft as well.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:50 pm

Not a liquor drinker… But Choy and Shittant predicting this week to be the catalyst for a division win and to see them lose every week does make me feel better…
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:52 pm

JosephR2225 “We could take this nice new shiny Leonard Williams…ORRRRRRR….”
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:53 pm

It’s still amazing to me how the fans seem to be okay with taking a guard 5th overall.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:53 pm

Damn it Joe…
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:54 pm

JosephR2225 Everyone was sure he was going to go to the Giants…and then the Redskins pick and shift the entire OT draft order.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:54 pm

If he was the bpa according to our GM, I don’t have a problem with it…
DallasCowboysSux

November 2, 2015 at 7:55 pm

Dallas Sucks
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:55 pm

Yes, he was justin…
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:55 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone I don’t think he was a bad pick necessarily…but certainly not aiming for talent/ceiling with that pick. More like “don’t miss.”
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 7:56 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Which, in fairness, is a bit better than the Skins have been able to do in the 1st round as of late.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:56 pm

The bury is sill out, and it is hard to argue picking a g at 5 is a great pick… We shall see…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 7:57 pm

Well then if u were an owners that would be your prerogative…
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 7:59 pm

Thing is, they didn’t draft him with the plan that he would be a guard, right? Everything they said when they drafted him was that they projected him to be a tackle, which would have made him a good pick at 5. If they knew then what they know now, hard to imagine they would still have picked him.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:01 pm

This is true, but I think they did plan on him playing RT, but Moses (who is playing pretty well) started showing his chops in camp and Preseaon so thy moves him inside to have the best 5 guys regardless of position on the line…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:02 pm

Maybe his junior of sophomore year…
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:03 pm

http://imgur.com/TPpLyx4
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:05 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Weech is smuggling coke. Snake is in jail. Toods is in a grave. Choy is in a food coma. Fuws is here, 5-0 was here.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:05 pm

Should have broken it on purpose. Then said “That’s what the fuck you get.”
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:06 pm

lddsfuws I don’t think he did it to make sure he didn’t re-injure his foot, I think he was just stopping him from falling.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:06 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ cloisterwater That seems safe
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:06 pm

It’s just instinct for him. Sherman sees a WR and he can’t resist grabbing onto him.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:07 pm

NEVER!!!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:08 pm

When the glue dries on The Sheriffs Hall of Fame Bust 20 something years from now, we will all know that taking him with the fifth pick was indeed the correct decison…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:08 pm

What did he say?
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:09 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone JG put a bounty out on Lockette
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:09 pm

“Sheriff’s Hall of Fame” sounds like the Cowboys roster.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:10 pm

Yea , that’s pretty stupid to say… He is kind of a stupid person though…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:10 pm

The guy we were just talking about…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:11 pm

I don’t think this would sit well with Quentin…
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:11 pm

Every time I go over to the west. they’re talking about that dude MFA. Buncha weirdos I tell ya.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:12 pm

Speaking off did u see what Justin just said below?
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:13 pm

maybe, maybe not…who wants to know?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:13 pm

It was a reference to… Never mind…
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:15 pm

you really don’t know the alphabet?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:16 pm

Homo…
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:16 pm

M comes before N littel fella
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:17 pm

editing asshole
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:18 pm

all genders have an anus Justin
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:19 pm

Joe versus the Volcano? Saw it. Wasn’t impressed.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 8:20 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Big?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 8:20 pm

What happened? This place is like a ghost town today.
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 8:23 pm

lddsfuws
Loved that coke snorting donkey. He knew how to have a good time.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 8:26 pm

You and LDD are the only Cows fans here. One other came by for about 2 minutes before he went back into hiding.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:28 pm

The monkey would have caught it
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:28 pm

Aren’t these the same police that “couldn’t find” the Walmart video? Are we supposed to believe them?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:28 pm

What’s the beef with the monkey? Does he not have the required permit to own one?
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:28 pm

monkey endangerment
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:29 pm

Exactly… Im sure u have to have a permit of some sort…
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:29 pm

in danger of becoming smarter
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:30 pm

Setting up the greatest NFL Injury Report ever.
Dez Bryant – Questionable – Monkey bite
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:31 pm

They are morons…
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 8:33 pm

Sambrailo to IR
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:34 pm

Not sure if monkeys qualify, but any Joe can’t own exotic animals and big game animals without some sort of permission from the government…
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 8:34 pm

JosephR2225
Maybe the monkey is Dez’s handler. He can fling poop and scream whenever Dez is about to do something stupid.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:35 pm

Just another AP case, Dez spanking his monkey too hard.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 8:35 pm

Good… It’s karma…
– Shitrant
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 8:35 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/rEf2DsU.jpg[/img]
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:35 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. you have a tail?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 8:36 pm

You just got to the library?
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:37 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. I’m not even sure where a library is around here
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:38 pm

No monkey produces that much poop.
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 8:40 pm

Make your players accountable Garrett
Demand more from Dallas, fans!
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:41 pm

Dr Rypper MD Kick Cassel in the fucking nuts and then send a “I’m so sorry, please forgive me” card to Weeden
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:41 pm

http://imgur.com/c5ibhgE
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 8:42 pm

Still in first place NY Giants
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:42 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 STFU
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 8:42 pm

I read this as Kirk Cassell lol
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:42 pm

Do county jails generally have library’s?
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:43 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 Eli should be banging the wife of every defensive player on that team to make up for their losing him a 6 TD game.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:43 pm

Lupo Don’t insult Kirk that way
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 8:43 pm

Feels good to say after that torching in a demented way doesn’t it MM? I get it.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 8:44 pm

it’s Texas
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:44 pm

Sir Squatch I don’t think so. The transitory nature of county lockups probably means no computer and library service.
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 8:47 pm

The buzz on social media is Cutler for Kirk
Thoughts?
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:48 pm

Dr Rypper MD Kirk sucks but Cutler is cancer
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:48 pm

Horrible, do not want
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:49 pm

Lol. Nobody is trading for Kirk Cousins in a contract year. He’s terrible. And he’s in a contract year. And he’s terrible.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 8:49 pm

Thomas to DEN would be interesting… how does the cap play into all of this? if a team goes over they have to cut other guys?
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:49 pm

So after the last 2 weeks, how many of you can say that you are big fans of Matt Cassel?
I’m guessing every non-Cowboys fan here.
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 8:49 pm

Dr Rypper MD
Meh. That’s kind of like a Weeden vs. Cassel debate with more talent.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:50 pm

5 Months ago “Lol. Nobody is trading for Sam Bradford in a contract year. He’s terrible. And he’s in a contract year. And he’s terrible
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 8:50 pm

You know it man
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:50 pm

I actually put work into my creative and hilarious memes and pictures like the ones below. You guys don’t appreciate the work I put into this place.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:50 pm

Sir Squatch Unless CHIP is in the market for another QB, lightning is probably not gonna strike twice.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 8:50 pm

Kirk and a pick for Culter
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 8:50 pm

Sir Squatch
Ouch!
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:51 pm

He’s Cole Hamel’s doppelganger so he’s ok in my book.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:51 pm

Lupo I’d demand Cutler and a pick for Cousins.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:51 pm

cloisterwater Tame lions?
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 8:51 pm

http://i.imgur.com/GFXNmTa.gif
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:51 pm

Even if that was accurate, which it wasn’t, Bradford for an entire season on a team looking for a QB is totally different than the 2-5 Bears wanting to bring in a terrible QB in a contract year. It just doesn’t make sense.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 8:51 pm

Cutler is much better
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 8:52 pm

cloisterwater
The Aaron Rodgers one was great. Poor Shaq…
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:52 pm

I wish I could take credit for making that one.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:52 pm

cloisterwater Might as well serve prime rib to your dog and then complain that he doesn’t appreciate how much better it is than some ground beef or boiled chicken meat.
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 8:53 pm

cloisterwater
I didn’t think you made but, but I could not stop laughing when I saw it.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:53 pm

Like you know what any of those taste like
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:54 pm

the hover hand still makes me chuckle
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:54 pm

cloisterwater Exactly. Now you’re starting to remember the first rule of communications. Consider your audience, adjust the message to match the audience.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:55 pm

I just like to complain
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:55 pm

Don’t make me burn this bitch down.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:56 pm

JosephR2225 I don’t think it would happen either, but to throw stones when you have Bradford, especially for what he cost, is kinda nuts.
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 8:56 pm

Cowboys sux
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 8:56 pm

*Rolondo
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:56 pm

If the rumor was Jay Cutler for Sam Bradford, I would say the same thing. It doesn’t make sense.
DallasCowboysSux

November 2, 2015 at 8:56 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:56 pm

we would have also accepted Left Eye
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 8:57 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ
Probably just above the knee.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 8:57 pm

And the Eagles
H20

November 2, 2015 at 8:57 pm

27-7
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 8:57 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 Glen died
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 8:57 pm

sweet drop in, choy
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:58 pm

JosephR2225 Plus, who wants Cutler?
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:58 pm

COWBOYS SUX
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 8:58 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 And put the hot sauce back
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 8:58 pm

Lukes brother ?
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:58 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 Fake fan
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 8:58 pm

Well if I had the choice in the abstract of Cutler versus Cousins (or Bradford), I might take a flier on Cutler. He stinks, but he has the tools at least.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 8:58 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 [img]http://i.imgur.com/yLd2Mj9.jpg[/img]
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 8:59 pm

Sir Squatch 22SnakePlissken5150 still my team, but they sux something awful right now.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 8:59 pm

JosephR2225 Sure, but I’d rather have a QB like Bradford or Cousins who at least wants to try to win and won’t implode the entire team like a bitch
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 8:59 pm

What library you at snake ?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:00 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 Sir Squatch [img]http://i.imgur.com/X4SYxde.jpg[/img]
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:00 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 San Quentin
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:01 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. Who is this? Beaster?
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 9:01 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Cool story, bro. How many yards did they get on that play?
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:01 pm

given
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:01 pm

I have never eaten at that shitty restaurant
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:01 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Matt Mosley 4.1 Corcoran State Prison. Manson says hello
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:01 pm

penguinfarmer 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. Yes
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 9:01 pm

3
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:02 pm

ZING
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:02 pm

don’t act like Dallas found some diamond in the rough
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:02 pm

Lupo I was hoping it was a self-deprecating Cowboys fan
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:02 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 If you ever do try the soup.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:03 pm

I missed the hot sauce joke what was it about ?
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 9:03 pm

hot sauce. dipshit.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 9:03 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I’m not mad, it was a great blow up by La’El, but it did literally nothing to help the play and the defensive player got back up to make a play on the runner because he kept bull rushing instead of working with the play
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:03 pm

they got lucky, plain and simple
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:03 pm

You need a hug man?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:03 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Collins is doing a lot better than the guys they took at 1 and 2. This years draft sucked for the Cowboys.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:04 pm

F Dallas is my point
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:04 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 The other Matt Mosley made a prediction above.
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 9:04 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1
Spags does.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:05 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. yes, that makes 1 good play in 7 games.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 9:05 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 3-4 >2-5 so Scherff > Collins
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:05 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Off topic, but I didn’t know Dallas signed David Irving.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:05 pm

I saw him get beat for a 1st down on the GW drive.. I like Jones, can’t hate on him
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 9:05 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5.
Didn’t Jones cover Gronk too? I thought he did a good job on him.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:06 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ That wasn’t him. That was a team effort.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:06 pm

Jerk
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:06 pm

bleacher report had a video link of La’el Collins on their main NFL page titled “just get out of his way”
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:08 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ penguinfarmer I liked him out of college. Apparently his “character concern” was stealing a sign that led to his expulsion. Now he abused Scherff a few times in Iowa too.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:08 pm

Darrel Bevell is pretty good at shutting down Graham… and Aikmen’s nonsense about targets during the game was funny
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:08 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 It was me
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 9:09 pm

And the Flexing begins.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:10 pm

I know
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 9:10 pm

It was Weech
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:10 pm

good.. no one wants to watch KC v SD
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 9:11 pm
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:11 pm

that offense is horrid
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:11 pm

“Just right.”
-Skoolz
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:12 pm

Sir Squatch He is the type of fake Mexican that would eat at Taco Bell
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:12 pm

Alright let’s do this shit. Dallas vs Philly 1 week avatar bet. Takers apply below.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 9:13 pm

You think there’s a protein supplement in that canister, but it’s a monkey.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:13 pm

The fact that Collins is having the best season out of all the Cowboys rookies means tha the Cowboys had an awful draft. Justin logic.
dontblamemeuaintme

November 2, 2015 at 9:13 pm

Team 1 510-376
Team 2    544-577
Current year
Team 1   2-5
Team 2   3-4
How many years, at current pace, will it take for team 2, to overtake team 1 in wins?
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:13 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 Well that didn’t last long…

…unless you’re betting on the Eagles.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 9:13 pm

Already got one with ldds.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:13 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/8WiLHjm.jpg[/img]
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:13 pm

fuck yourself
dontblamemeuaintme

November 2, 2015 at 9:14 pm

cloisterwater your mother?
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 9:14 pm

Team 2 has overtaken team 1 in wins, retard.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:14 pm

penguinfarmer 22SnakePlissken5150 Nope. Dallas.
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:14 pm

cloisterwater and die. You forgot to write “and die”
dontblamemeuaintme

November 2, 2015 at 9:14 pm

JosephR2225 your mother?
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:14 pm

I still get half credit
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:14 pm

so my fellow Giants fans, still think Fewell was the problem???
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:15 pm

You made the hook
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:15 pm

dontblamemeuaintme JosephR2225 You go so far to try and making a dumb argument look intelligent.
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:15 pm

skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Yes. He had to go.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:15 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/bmkgysl.jpg[/img]
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:15 pm

I’ll be your huckleberry
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:15 pm

No it’s all Kevins fault
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:15 pm

so does Fgas, er, Spags
dontblamemeuaintme

November 2, 2015 at 9:15 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang dontblamemeuaintme JosephR2225 Just the facts man, along with a question.
Its not an argument.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 9:16 pm

He’s done a good job for us so far
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:16 pm

DALLAS IS GOING TO SWEEP PHILLY and climb out of the basement. It smells too much like racism and turkey feathers down here
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:16 pm

the Curse of Gillbride???
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:16 pm

dontblamemeuaintme [img]http://i.imgur.com/VmTQEcN.jpg[/img]
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:16 pm

http://imgur.com/NS50nA2
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:16 pm

fuck you
dontblamemeuaintme

November 2, 2015 at 9:16 pm

Happiest 3-4 in HISTORY!
So, you got that going for you Philly.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:16 pm

Repost
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:17 pm

It’s for shitrant
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:17 pm

cloisterwater lol, should have posted that below my comment on the smell of the basement.
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:17 pm

skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Perhaps. I’m definitely not defending him. But at least he can claim lack of talent. Fewell had a better roster with a squad that played a lot worse.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:18 pm

STFU
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:18 pm

Fewell had players that were past their prime. Spags just has a hot pile of shit.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:18 pm

cloisterwater YAY
dontblamemeuaintme

November 2, 2015 at 9:18 pm

Hard to know whether the Eagles fans are so bathed in losing that their happy to be 3-4, or if their just too dumb to realize that 3-4 is bad.
Discuss.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:18 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/uB46rny.jpg[/img]
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:18 pm

Squatch!!
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:19 pm

your offense pouts up 42 fucking points and the defense adds another 7 and you still lose? your defense is a hit pile of shit the day after Halloween.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:19 pm

http://i.imgur.com/Y5lc6Uc.gif
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:19 pm

I do know that 3-4 is better than 2-5
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:20 pm

skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Still Eli’s fault
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:20 pm

http://i.imgur.com/TPpLyx4.jpg
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:20 pm

We can build on this
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:20 pm

skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Day after Halloween is awesome. Kitkats and Twix half off
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:20 pm

despite the shit o-line, the offense isn’t the problem.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:20 pm

If person #1 claims he is flying to Vegas to place stupid losing bets like the Patriots under 10.5 wins for the season and Kansas City winning the SB amongst a bunch of other losing plays and person number 2 saying they are horrible plays and he won’t bet them.
Who is the smarter person?
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:21 pm

none of the above
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:21 pm

I just take my kids candy
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 9:21 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1
You mean rebuild?
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:21 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 Put back the hot sauce
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:21 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ beenthere (#1), beaster (#2)
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:21 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 Still in first
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:22 pm

What did I say
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:22 pm

NFL = not for long
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:22 pm

skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches those who didn’t follow us to this place when ESPN wend down.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:22 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Nope. Cloister is #2, #1 keeps claiming the bets are smart bets even know they are losing bets.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:22 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. 22SnakePlissken5150 №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Oh snap.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:23 pm

Your still a idiot
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 9:23 pm

skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches
It was a hot pile of shit before Halloween too. I think Brees just helped Prince get a contract.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:23 pm

I’m still better than you
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:23 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. 22SnakePlissken5150 №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Reminds me of the main character from a movie called Pheonix from 1998. Total degenerate gambler who never won.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:23 pm

I was talking to Beaster but if the shoe fits
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:23 pm

Dallas you can have Selvie back.
Philly please take back Jenkins.
Sir Squatch

November 2, 2015 at 9:24 pm

skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Merriweather is having a decent year with you guys, right?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:24 pm

“At least the secondary is still good”
-Giants fans week 1
“At least Eli’s still good”
-Giants fans week 8
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:24 pm

he and Collins killed it yesterday 😛
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:24 pm

skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches I’d like to load Cassel into a cannon and shoot him at KC.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:24 pm

Sir Squatch skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Decapitations down by 80%
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:24 pm

Prince needs to stay on the field. Hosley and that other guy they were playing need to be cut.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:25 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Still won’t score a TD
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:25 pm

tackling? yes. covering TE’s and RB’s? no.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:26 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 Sounds like our very own shitrant. The guy has got to be the worst sports better of all time. He’s like 1-10 on the picks he claimed to have bet on.
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:26 pm

not Eli. the system.
skoolz

November 2, 2015 at 9:30 pm

the Giants weren’t going to win anyway. the sAints and Brees destroy them in that dome. it’s like they see the Giants and they become world beaters.
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:30 pm

McAdoo deserves much of your ire as well. He has not been a good coordinator.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:30 pm

Garrett: “Matt is still our starter”
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:30 pm

http://i.imgur.com/Pj3Tp.gif
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:30 pm

Lupo FUCK MY LIFE
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:31 pm

I hope there are some trades before WEDS
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 9:31 pm

http://i.imgur.com/h8QaSJ9.png
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:31 pm

http://i.imgur.com/0On2Q.gif
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:31 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 Lupo “But we’re still doing better than we were with Weeden”
-nobody ever
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:32 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 Lupo MOST OF THE OTHER COWBOYS FANS YESTERDAY
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:32 pm

cloisterwater I remeber watching this recently. Cage is crazy. So was that goddamn movie.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:32 pm

cloisterwater fuck it. Avi bet still on. Time to go down with the ship
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:32 pm

I don’t even know what movie it is, but it makes me laugh
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:32 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Weeden throws more INTs and didn’t even crack 100 yards yesterday.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:33 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ offense scored less, passing game had less yards and comp % and lower time of possession.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:33 pm

cloisterwater Face-Off! I think.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:33 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang №❽❽₣ⱥӣ *cassel*
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:34 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 cloisterwater Snake be like:
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:34 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 I think that is what he must mean.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:34 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ which has nothing to do with Weeden or Cassel. It actually shows that Cassel got more support but he did less with more.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:35 pm

lddsfuws The simplest answer is that Rice isn’t that good anymore.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:35 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Or players that were injured came back or the team they played against wasn’t as good. Could mean a lot of things.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:35 pm

Good thing they had Weeden and Weeden only as their backup plan.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:35 pm

you’ve never seen FaceOff?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:35 pm

cloisterwater “Lets trade for Matt Cassel, who couldn’t win a job in Buffalo.”
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:35 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 22SnakePlissken5150 It means we switched from Randle to McFadden and McFadden played better, also means the defense finally got healthy.
Cassel had nothing to do with it.
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 9:36 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang cloisterwater
That opening scene where he was dressed as a priest was great.
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:37 pm

He was both a better brooding character and a raging psychotic than John Travolta.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:37 pm

Cassel = Weeden < everybody else
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:37 pm

penguinfarmer Nick Cage as Castor Troy as Sean Archer. Classic role. Just classic.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:38 pm

I’m not sure why Cowboys fans argue about it when it’s clear that Cassel and Weeden both suck equally.
Lupo

November 2, 2015 at 9:38 pm

did they? I heard the Bears wanted Pead
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:38 pm

cloisterwater Romo’s like “bet you motherfuckers appreciate me now. I remember when you were cheering when Kitna came in!”
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:39 pm

Dez is back every thing will be fine
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:39 pm

Unfortunately, I did see it once. It’s a candidate for dumbest movie I’ve ever watched.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 9:39 pm

Less simple when Trent Richardson factors into the equation. He was never good.
But if you’re choosing between not good running backs, one is toxic PR and another is not…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:39 pm

I’m ok with the Giants defense just the way it is.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:40 pm

I’m not sure why one would argue when I say that the Cowboys completely shit the bed regarding their backup QB situation.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:40 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 Cassels INTs increase while thinking Dez is open. Would be hilarious
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:40 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ No but they did get pumped up!!
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:40 pm

JosephR2225 Trent Richardson was a fantastic RB. I mean, we got a 1st rounder just by trading him.
-Browns
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 9:40 pm

I heard the Bears already signed Pead.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:41 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ lddsfuws AZ/Cinci I think.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 9:41 pm

Then we used it on Johnny Manziel. We’ll always be the Browns, won’t we?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:41 pm

No doubt. They gambled Romo wouldn’t get hurt.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 9:42 pm

Isn’t that already SNF?
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:42 pm

That was last night. Tonight is MNF.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:43 pm

JosephR2225 They’re shopping Barkevious Mingo now too. What a god damn mess.
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 9:43 pm

JosephR2225
Yes.
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:44 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Really? I’ll easily take him just from pure desperation. He was probably my favorite player from that draft.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:44 pm

penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang You probably could, I can’t believe they let Jabaal Sheard go to the Pats. Talk about an upgrade in scenery.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 2, 2015 at 9:44 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. It’s not equal. Weeden played better and with less support around him. He is measurably less awful than Cassel. Less Awful enough that we likely would have won 1 of these last 2 games with him.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:46 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 I can’t buy into this although if you would like to we can talk about them both sucking.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:50 pm

can’t you just google a schedule for once
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:51 pm

No, and he probably shouldn’t be yet, but he’s pretty average
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:51 pm

No.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:51 pm

cloisterwater He’s improved somewhat, but he still feels like a Jerry-puppet
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:51 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Nope
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:52 pm

Nah, he gets a pass this season with the injuries
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:52 pm

Whoever’s brilliant idea it was to not have a relatively capable backup QB should be blasted doe
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 9:53 pm

No chance
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 9:53 pm

Yes
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:53 pm

JosephR2225 “Jason Garrett fired, Greg Hardy signed to extension”
Boy that would really say it all this season.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:54 pm

Well, he should be criticized for that. He better get back to the dance next year or he might get canned.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 9:54 pm

I don’t think JG is a bad coach. But I don’t think he is a vey good one either….
H20

November 2, 2015 at 9:54 pm

Agreed
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:54 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone He’s good if you want to go 8-8
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 9:55 pm

Why doesnt jerry bring in Ray Rice and complete the Manson family 2.0 now that Charlies dead?
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:55 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone http://i.imgur.com/dk4pb6p.gif
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 9:56 pm

Jr?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:56 pm

cloisterwater “The Barry Switzer Award for Non-Excellence”
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:56 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone This doesn’t really apply, but this expression is all I can think of when it comes to Garrett now.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:56 pm

They would rather sign Lawrence Phillips.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 9:56 pm

This is always acceptable in any conversation…
penguinfarmer

November 2, 2015 at 9:57 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I lost all respect for Jerry Rice.

In other news, any commercial that Marshawn Lynch does is $$
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 9:58 pm

Dr Rypper MD Charles Mason isn’t dead.
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 9:58 pm

What a scene…ray rice and hardy punching the shit out of a bag painted up like Caitlin in the Boys weight room…
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:58 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone He’s hoping to get Weeden to play on the club baseball team.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 9:58 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ The same amount they get paid to sell Van Heusen
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 10:00 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Ditka farts on live TV, he don’t give a fuck no more.
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 10:00 pm

Or just one of deion and irvins old dried up crack hookers from the 90s
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 10:02 pm

https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles/status/661299783143829504
The Eagles are reportedly interested in WRs Anquan Boldin and Golden Tate!
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 10:03 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Tate did well last year without Megatron. I’d take that.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 10:03 pm

U would take Taint wouldn’t you…
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 10:04 pm

Any breaking news that ends in an exclamation point is probably not breaking news.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 10:04 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ What’s he about 7 mil per season?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 10:05 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Cheaper than Maclin. Sounds like the Moneyball shit Chip would try and do.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 10:06 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ He’s really not that expensive and proved he was a solid WR last year when he got the targets.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 10:08 pm

YOU LIKE THAT?!?!
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 10:08 pm

I don’t get it.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 10:09 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Boldin is old AF.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 10:09 pm

JosephR2225 It’s rhetorical. He has the answer, you do not.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 10:10 pm

https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/661303811210936320
Vernon Davis to the Broncos (per https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter), just like we predicted last week https://twitter.com/CRogers_NFL2:08 PM – 2 Nov 2015 · https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/661303811210936320Reply Retweet Favorite More
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 10:11 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. For 6th and 7th round picks. Not bad.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 10:11 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You shut your whore mouth, we have a decade of dropped passes to come from Jordan.
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 10:11 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang №❽❽₣ⱥӣ
He is a beast though. I love the way he makes catches. He’ll win a contested ball almost every time.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 10:11 pm

I’d be good with Boldin for less compensation.
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 10:11 pm

I would take Boldin in a heartbeat. He is old as dirt but he’s still a sure handed chain mover, which is what they need more than anything right now.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 10:12 pm

JosephR2225 Yeah, I like receivers that actually do that catching the ball thing.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 10:12 pm

Fire sale!!!! Get Boldin NOW!!
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 10:13 pm

cloisterwater Nothing like hoping Peyton gets some VD.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 10:13 pm

and a lot of people wonder why I’m harder on them than I am on Bradford. It’s your fucking job to catch balls that hit you in the hands!
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 10:14 pm

https://twitter.com/IgglesNest https://twitter.com/IgglesNest/status/661305145926356992
I’d welcome signing Colin Kaepernick to compete when the 49ers cut him this offseason but I wouldn’t actually give any assets for him.2:13 PM – 2 Nov 2015 · https://twitter.com/IgglesNest/status/6613051459263569920 retweets0 favoritesReply Retweet Favorite More
H20

November 2, 2015 at 10:14 pm

They’re not just going to cut him. It’s like a $7M cap hit.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 10:15 pm

cloisterwater They may have no option but to cut him.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 10:15 pm

Why not?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 10:15 pm

Because he is horrible and can’t play QB…
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 10:16 pm

cloisterwater If they decided to go in a different direction they and don’t want to waste the roster spot.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 10:16 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. cloisterwater He’s wearing the wrong team colors and wants to go to the dolphins?
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 10:19 pm

RG3 hasn’t been cut yet
H20

November 2, 2015 at 10:19 pm

I highly doubt that happens.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 10:20 pm

They did something to reeses peanut butter cups they are horrible now
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 10:21 pm

Stopped serving them with cheap vodka?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 10:21 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 You should stop buying “Two Peanutbutters One Cup”
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 10:21 pm

I thought maybe it was just the Halloween bag ones but a went to the store and got one same thing
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 10:22 pm

This is a serious issue
H20

November 2, 2015 at 10:22 pm

Maybe you should get your own peanut butter cups. That apostrophe is there for a reason.
Wentzadelphia

November 2, 2015 at 10:22 pm

cloisterwater Only time will tell but I saw that they won’t even commit to him as the starter this week.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 10:23 pm

You could be right, SF is a complete mess so who knows.
WhiteRhinoPower

November 2, 2015 at 10:24 pm

Crap Broncos got VD.
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 10:24 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1
Genetically modified peanuts to remove allergens.
HailBandG

November 2, 2015 at 10:24 pm

I’m the only one to recognize this is a commentary on the Giants’ dying season. Reese’s pieces of shit. Nice one.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 10:24 pm

https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman/status/660976193491963905https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman/status/660976193491963905
Mike Florio says Anquan Boldin won’t be traded because he’s dealing with a knee injury. 49ers list him with a hamstring.
WhiteRhinoPower

November 2, 2015 at 10:25 pm

Hawks need OL bad.. trade JImmy Graham
WhiteRhinoPower

November 2, 2015 at 10:27 pm

VD won the freaking lottery..
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 10:27 pm

Jesus
rep138

November 2, 2015 at 10:28 pm

cloisterwater
He’ll need two hamstrings to be effective. Don’t do the trade!
Dr Rypper MD

November 2, 2015 at 10:31 pm

Vernon Davis to Denver
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 10:31 pm

South Park movie and Tony Kornheiser come to mind…
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 2, 2015 at 10:37 pm

http://deadspin.com/the-giants-lost-in-a-way-no-team-has-in-over-50-years-1740085565
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 10:38 pm

Well if Florio says it, pack your bags Anquan.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 10:38 pm

Not like the Giants needed a TE
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 10:38 pm

New ways to lose is the theme this year
JosephR2225

November 2, 2015 at 10:39 pm

That’s what the fuck they get.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 10:40 pm

They had one, but he got MRSA and retired….
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 10:42 pm

Yes
H20

November 2, 2015 at 10:42 pm

He’s durable, he runs extremely well, and had a spurt where he could throw as well. I’d certainly take a chance on him in this system if the price was right. I think the haters are crazy. The mess out in SF includes him, but it’s not all because of him.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 10:43 pm

Vodka
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 10:44 pm

Miami is such a shitty fucking organization…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 10:46 pm

I don’t follow college football in general, but yea when I am available I watch the games…. They got fucking hosed sooo bad… I’m not sure I have seen a worse example…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 2, 2015 at 10:49 pm

I’m sure Dean would never say that..
H20

November 2, 2015 at 11:04 pm

I guess I’m the only one stuck at work
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 11:05 pm

I gave up working
H20

November 2, 2015 at 11:06 pm

You should root for the Eagles on Sunday.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 11:06 pm

Go cowboys
H20

November 2, 2015 at 11:07 pm

I rooted for the Giants twice
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 11:07 pm

I should go to the game
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 2, 2015 at 11:07 pm

And we won both times
H20

November 2, 2015 at 11:08 pm

You should have won both times, but your QB decided winning wasn’t all that important to him the first game.
H20

November 2, 2015 at 11:21 pm

http://i.imgur.com/KHcHJZF.jpg
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 11:36 pm

I guess Cloister is the only one stuck at work
H20

November 2, 2015 at 11:38 pm

It’s a glamorous life, but someone has to live it.
#InJayWeTrust

November 2, 2015 at 11:39 pm

cloisterwater Thanks for hogging all the fun
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 12:08 am

H20- the 9ers can cut kap with no hit. The way his contract is structured, it’s basically a series of one year deals.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 12:19 am

I don’t believe that’s accurate.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 12:22 am

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/san-francisco-49ers/colin-kaepernick/
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 12:34 am

Read the contract notes,
2015 salary fully guarantees on 4/1/15
2016 salary fully guarantees on 4/1/16
2017 salary fully guarantees on 4/1/17
The media freaked out because it was such a team friendly deal.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 12:38 am

http://www.businessinsider.com/colin-kaepernick-contract-2014-12
Good read on his deal.
BKOB – On We Bloodily Stagger

November 3, 2015 at 12:38 am

Does it piss fat bitches off when other fat bitches (Adele, Lisa Lampinelli, Melissa McCarthy, etc) become rich and famous, and the FIRST THING they do is lose a bunch of weight?
Like “dammit, we finally had a fat bitch celebrity aaaaaand IT’S GONE!!”
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 12:39 am

Why don’t you ask chicka?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 12:43 am

Interesting
H20

November 3, 2015 at 12:44 am

or BKOB’s wife
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 12:50 am

I don’t want him in Philadelphia btw. Would rather draft a qb, or roll with the Bradford bus, tho I reserve the right to change my opinion on Sam at the end of the season.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 12:52 am

We’re all still judging Bradford. but if he doesn’t work out gimme Kaep and see what Chip’s system is like with a threat to run.Starting with a rookie probably means the end of Kelly.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 12:55 am

I don’t think Lurie would drop chip if we draft a qb, Jeff doesn’t seem the type to over react like that.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 12:56 am

Also I just mean we draft a qb at some point, we could still trade or get another in FA. the drafted qb would have to still win the starting job.
gatrbuc 17

November 3, 2015 at 12:56 am

Evening Easties!. Anyone have an over and under on how many TD’s Eli will throw against the Bucs this weekend?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 12:57 am

I would put the line at 3 and take the under.
DallasCowboysSux

November 3, 2015 at 12:58 am

Dallas Sucks
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 1:00 am

24/7, 365, even in victory…
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:01 am

I don’t mean Lurie will simply get rid of him, but that simply starts Chip’s tenure back to square one. It’s hard to win right away and I’d rather see what Chip’s system looks like with an actual running threat in the option, which we have yet to see.
DallasCowboysSux

November 3, 2015 at 1:01 am

for all eternity and beyond, especially in defeat.
DallasCowboysSux

November 3, 2015 at 1:02 am

Did Choy show up today?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:02 am

nope, what a fag
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 1:04 am

No… He won’t wear the avatar of my choosing… He is a pussy…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 1:04 am

Well we did get to see it with Vick for a minute. But I get what you mean.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 1:05 am

TDs or Ints?
Too Short™

November 3, 2015 at 1:06 am
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 1:08 am

Yes
DallasCowboysSux

November 3, 2015 at 1:08 am

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BUTT FUCKED!!!
gatrbuc 17

November 3, 2015 at 1:39 am

“Hey Girl………You like to Fuck?”

Too short trolling hard
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 2:18 am

Andrew Luck ripping has gone to Tony Romo-Jay Cutler-Philip Rivers levels
Tweet from prisco, lol
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:35 am

Nice flop
splooz

November 3, 2015 at 3:09 am

I hate Eastern time almost as much as I hate Jay Gruden.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 3:15 am

Eastern Time reigns supreme brother…..
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 3:16 am

It has been a miserable bunch of soggy days in the Carolinas…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 3:20 am

Time is relative, quit your bitching and get to the gym.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 3:24 am

Kaepernick got benched for Gabbert. Yeesh
splooz

November 3, 2015 at 3:24 am

I want it to be dinner time but it’s bed time….ugh
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 3:24 am

#InJayWeTrust Lolololololololol
splooz

November 3, 2015 at 3:24 am

Already did all the clam shells I could at the hotel gym
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 3:24 am

#InJayWeTrust won’t last long though
Gabbert sux
splooz

November 3, 2015 at 3:25 am

Indy should bench Luck for RG3
rep138

November 3, 2015 at 3:25 am

splooz
Zulu time is the best.
rep138

November 3, 2015 at 3:27 am

I love Bradshaw. There is no quit in him.
rep138

November 3, 2015 at 3:37 am

ISIS on the scoreboard.
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 3:52 am

Luck is awful
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 3:55 am

CBS Sports’ Jon Heyman reports that the Nationals could hire Dusty Baker, not Bud Black, as their new manager.
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 3:56 am

They may really pick the black guy
rep138

November 3, 2015 at 3:57 am

Giants supposedly looking at Eric Weddle. Thanks Brees!
splooz

November 3, 2015 at 4:05 am

Wonder what renting him would cost and is he a really the kind of FS that you want lining up with Landon Collins who’s really a SS no?
splooz

November 3, 2015 at 4:05 am

I hates them both.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:06 am

rep138 Kinda odd to be looking at free agents week 8
splooz

November 3, 2015 at 4:07 am

Not for Dallas…
rep138

November 3, 2015 at 4:08 am

splooz
I don’t know. A fifth rounder? What would be wrong with him lining up with Collins?
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:09 am

rep138 splooz Collins sucks
rep138

November 3, 2015 at 4:09 am

#InJayWeTrust rep138
Well, the Giants are currently in good position to make the playoffs. They’d be in better position with Weddle. Ha ha ha.
splooz

November 3, 2015 at 4:10 am

Hard to imagine one could acquire an all pro safety for a 5th and I assumed Weddles limited in his range but that’s just cause he’s white.
rep138

November 3, 2015 at 4:10 am

#InJayWeTrust rep138 splooz
He’s a Skins lover. What do you expect?
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:13 am

Cousins is legit playing better football than any QB from the 2012 draft
rep138

November 3, 2015 at 4:14 am

splooz
I’m guessing. I read somewhere that Martellus Bennett would be worth a fourth rounder. I assumed Weddle may be slightly cheaper.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:29 am

Hahah who is We Wilfork You in the ska league?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:32 am

Too bad that includes the qb you traded 3 first and a 2nd for
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:34 am

Kellys_Chipadelphia At least we’re not starting Bradford
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 4:38 am

Kellys_Chipadelphia Beaster
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:39 am

At least Bradford only cost us a 2nd round pick, and significantly less money and time.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:42 am

Welp, he just got beat by that fleener TD lol
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:49 am

Kellys_Chipadelphia Yeah but your QB is worse than ours
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:51 am

Yet he’s lead the team to the same record.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:52 am

Kellys_Chipadelphia Yet he led his team to beat yours
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:53 am

These refs….
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 4:53 am

#InJayWeTrust *all refs
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:54 am

Let’s keep on running with this Bradford vs cousins, despite the fact that wasn’t your premise.
Both suck.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:59 am

Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! #InJayWeTrust Truuu
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:00 am

Kellys_Chipadelphia Yours sucks way more. Yours makes 20 million more than mine. Your move
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:01 am

Great tackle by Kuechly
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:01 am

Mine doesn’t make $20 mil.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:02 am

Yours sucks way more and make $17M more. There you go. Your move.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:06 am

Nope you lost your move with that misstep. You lose.
Also, if we are talking a bout spending money on qbs your team has spent $21mil for what has turned out to be a 3rd string qb/ safety AND picked up his $16mil contract for next year.
I win.
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 5:07 am

Stickum for Ginn!
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:08 am

Kellys_Chipadelphia You spent twice as much on your backup RB. Check.Mate.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:08 am

Fucking Ginn
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:08 am

Olsen
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 5:09 am

#InJayWeTrust best TE not named Gronk
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 5:09 am

https://twitter.com/billbarnwellhttps://twitter.com/billbarnwell
Will be fun to watch Colin Kaepernick and Robert Griffin compete during the 2016 preseason for the starting job in Philadelphia.https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/661394740169060352 https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=661394740169060352 https://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=661394740169060352
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:10 am

Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! #InJayWeTrust Reed
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 5:10 am

Teidden yep
At a cost of the vet mj minimum
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 5:10 am

#InJayWeTrust Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! reed could not even wear his jock
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 5:10 am

Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Teidden they both still suck
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 5:11 am

Teidden Never said they didn’t
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:11 am

Lol wait so first you can’t stick with your premise of 2012 qbs, now it’s just a free for all?
You spent more on dashon goldson.
NO SOUP FOR YOU.
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 5:11 am

Teidden rather have III though of the two
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 5:12 am

#InJayWeTrust I like Reed but no
rep138

November 3, 2015 at 5:13 am

Ted Ginn. Yikes. How does Indy let someone get behind him there. Yeesh.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:17 am

Hahahahahaha
Dr Rypper MD

November 3, 2015 at 5:17 am

Luck sucks
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:17 am

No we didn’t. You got wrong information. You forfeit. Game over.
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 5:17 am

I don’t think I am accepting tire’s trade for luck
Dr Rypper MD

November 3, 2015 at 5:20 am

Grahm Gano Kia Forbath
Redskins draft good kickers
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 5:21 am

Panthers survive!
Panthers survive!
(Jim Ross voice)
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:22 am

$41mil > $40mil
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/washington-redskins/dashon-goldson/
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/demarco-murray/
Game. Set. Match.
Dr Rypper MD

November 3, 2015 at 5:25 am

That get better after we cut them
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:26 am

Kellys_Chipadelphia We didn’t pay him that dumbass. And the Bucs ate a large portion of his cap hit when they traded him to us.

Check-Mate. Game over. Go home.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:28 am

It’s your contract now, dumbass. Next year he’ll earn as much as Murray.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:29 am

Kellys_Chipadelphia Can you not read? The Bucs agreed to take away some of the cap hit when they traded him to us. Dumbass
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:30 am

For next year too? Can you not read, he’ll still earn $8mil next year.
Dr Rypper MD

November 3, 2015 at 5:30 am

Both hit 50+ game winners this week
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:31 am

Kellys_Chipadelphia Yes, that was part of the deal asswipe. Jason La Canfora reported it right as the trade happened
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:32 am

Kellys_Chipadelphia And it is way too fucking late to be bickering about this. If you still can’t understand this, I’ll explain it to you in the morning. Dallas sux
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:33 am

2015: Traded to Washington; Buccaneers reportedly agree to pay $4M of his 2015 salary.
STFU.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:33 am

Kellys_Chipadelphia BAH BLAH BLAH GOOD NIGHT DAMNIT
rep138

November 3, 2015 at 5:33 am

Dr Rypper MD
Well, kicking in the Superdome is a lot easier than the slop Gano had to deal with tonight.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:34 am

Glad you accept defeat. Even tho it was already given when you abandoned your premise.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 10:42 am

Cowboys sux.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 12:30 pm

https://twitter.com/BNightengale
The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Nats?src=hash official offer to Bud Black: one year, $1.6 million. Really. https://t.co/PFPPlX8PxK
———————–
LOLOLOLOLOL Nats sux
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 12:31 pm

Welcome to the bandwagon
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 12:38 pm

CBS/Fox “Officiating experts” are calling for the NFL to stop suspending officials. LOL
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 12:41 pm

Wow. Didn’t Mattingly just sign for like $9M? That’s like Pete Mackanin money.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 12:43 pm

JosephR2225 https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen/status/661410546504359936https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen/status/661410546504359936
Grant Paulsen Retweeted Bob Nightengale
Why would https://twitter.com/hashtag/Nats?src=hash managerial job pay a 10th-yr skipper less than $1M a year? One of highest payrolls, richest owners.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 12:45 pm

Yeah, I don’t get it. It’s the rough equivalent of the NFL not springing for goal line cameras because they can’t afford it.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 12:45 pm

JosephR2225 Or the NFL not moving to in booth reviews like the NCAA has been doing for years
H20

November 3, 2015 at 12:57 pm

I’d be cool with the Eagles trading for Golden Tate. What do you think it would take? We could start with giving them back their 3rd round pick.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 12:58 pm

cloisterwater Probably need a couple more picks in there as well.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 12:58 pm

Just remember, when you think the East is bad, there is always worse
https://twitter.com/toddkarpovich https://twitter.com/toddkarpovich/status/661527462149517312
Colts and Texans are 3-5 and tied for 1st place. The Jaguars, at 2-5, are right behind. The Titans at 1-6 could still win the division.
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 12:59 pm

He’s untradeable for the Lions.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 12:59 pm

why is that?
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 1:00 pm

Trading him would create $7+ million in new dead cap space for them, and they are less than $2 Mill. under the cap this year.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:02 pm

So why is his name coming up in trade rumors? Are the sources simply unaware of this fact?
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 1:06 pm

Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson were part of rumors too. They are even more untradeable for them.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 1:07 pm

https://twitter.com/Nationals https://twitter.com/Nationals/status/661527917105549313https://twitter.com/Nationals/status/661527917105549313
The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Nats?src=hash have named Dusty Baker manager: https://t.co/WvPl48C1eq https://twitter.com/hashtag/DustyInDC?src=hash
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:09 pm

So basically, the Lions can’t trade anybody.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 1:09 pm

Have any legit sources actually reported those rumors?
Has FFToolbox tweeted it? Don’t believe it unless/until FFToolbox tweets it.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:09 pm

That’s ungood
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:10 pm

Are any sources really legit?
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 1:10 pm

They can, but they’d have to cut a bunch of guys to do it. They still have $10 Mill. of dead cap space from Suh, too.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 1:12 pm

It’s a sliding scale. We don’t know the sources, but some reporters are more reliable than others.
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 1:18 pm

Hopefully we don’t see this trash can in an Eagles jersey.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:19 pm

you’re crazy
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 1:20 pm

I know.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:22 pm

So WR’s dropping balls are now costing me fantasy games. WTF?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 1:25 pm

I think the problem is that people view Kaepernick as a proxy for Mariota, then assume since Chip loved Mariota he would love Kaep. When Chip was asked about Mariota, the first thing he discussed was how quickly Mariota processed information and compared his ability to read defenses to Peyton Manning.
Nobody, anywhere, has ever compared Colin Kaepernick to Peyton Manning. His ability to read defenses and make decisions are his biggest flaws. I think Chip knows QB is played above the shoulders, and that’s precisely where Kaepernick’s game is lacking.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 1:29 pm

cloisterwater NOW it’s an issue!
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:36 pm

Nobody is doing that. The people who think that maybe they should take a shot on Kaep just think it might be worhtwhile to have a durable athlete of Kaep’s ability run the zone read. Nobody believes Kaep is Mariota, but he has been relatively effective throwing the ball when his running game is also effective.
Dr Rypper MD

November 3, 2015 at 1:39 pm
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:39 pm

It’s the biggest issue the Eagles have as well now that the line has improved.
Dr Rypper MD

November 3, 2015 at 1:40 pm
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 1:41 pm

You really think this isn’t about the Chip Kelly/Running QB narrative? If people are just looking at Kaep as a good option to take a flier on, then where is all the Kaep to Houston chatter? Or Kaep to Cleveland? or Kaep to Buffalo or the Jets?
No, this is the same tired narrative that Chip Kelly wants/needs a running QB to succeed. Kaepernick is simply not good at the things Chip Kelly wants his quarterbacks to be good at.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 1:43 pm

JosephR2225 Your Mariota love is showing again, Joey
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 1:46 pm

I won’t deny I think Mariota is good, but I’m commenting on Chip’s Mariota love, not mine. Also Chip’s Bradford love and Chip’s Sanchez love, and Chip’s dislike for Vick and Foles. I think if you look at his moves, it’s pretty obvious what he’s looking for in a QB, and it’s pretty obvious that Kaepernick is not it.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:49 pm

It’s not about what Chip wants. A lot of people simply think he would be a good fit in the system due to his running ability. He was effective throwing the football for a period of time and he’s not particularly prone to INTs. Chip wants to run the football, that is undeniable. I think Kaepernick would bring an element to the running game that would be quite effective. You don’t have to agree with it, but I’d certainly be interested in seeing that type of athlete in Chip’s system in the pros, which he has never really had.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:54 pm

http://abc7news.com/sports/49ers-benching-colin-kaepernick-for-blaine-gabbert-at-quarterback/1065420/
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 1:55 pm

cloisterwater Somebody get this man a Canadian Flag
H20

November 3, 2015 at 1:55 pm

I figured
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 1:55 pm

JosephR2225 My point was your Mariota homerism is clouding your judgment. No one has brought Mariota into the Kaep convo until you did.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 1:56 pm

Not in so many words, but like I said there is a reason this discussion is happening in Philadelphia and not anywhere else.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 1:59 pm

We did see that type of athlete in Chip’s system with Mike Vick. And it worked, for two games against two of the worst defenses in the NFL. Then for the next two-plus games it was a disaster until he got hurt.
If you want to see Kaepernick in the Eagles offense, that’s fine. I can’t begrudge your curiosity… but he’s not a good quarterback, and he wouldn’t fix what’s been ailing the Eagles offense.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:00 pm

https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfohttps://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/661390573123862529
Worst Total QBR Last 10 Seasons
Minimum 1,000 Action Plays
Blaine Gabbert 22.6 (reportedly new 49ers starter)
Brandon Weeden 28.6
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 2:00 pm

morning fuckers
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:06 pm

As bad as he’s been, Bradford hasn’t been better. Does that mean it’s a given Bradford won’t work? I’m fine riding with Bradford to see if he can improve, but I’d be ok with rolling with Kaepernick next year. The fact is Kelly runs the zone read, he likes the zone read. He ran it at Oregon and had a QB that could run the ball his entire tenure there. Vick was at the end of his rope already when he started in this system and played great for 2 games before facing 2 pretty good defenses. I’d like to see a QB who is actually a good fit for the zone read play is before Kelly goes back to college.
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 2:06 pm

Sean McDermott should be getting some HC buzz this offseason, no?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:08 pm

This is where I disagree with you. A QB like Bradford (if he plays to potential) is better than a QB like Kaepernick (if he plays to potential) for Kelly’s offense, INCLUDING the zone read.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:09 pm

Based on nothing, but your opinion which you pretend is fact.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:09 pm

But a QB like Bradford (playing the best he has) is not as good as a QB like Kaep (Playing the best he has).
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:11 pm

Lol. I’m not claiming it’s a fact at all, but my opinion does square with the decisions we’ve actually seen Chip make, and with what he’s actually said about the QB position. Yours does not.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:11 pm

And look at his amazing success
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:11 pm

That’s true, but in either case you’re obviously banking on potential.
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 2:12 pm

Nationals hired Dusty Baker as manager.An official announcement regarding Bud Black was considered a formality over the past few days, but the deal broke down due to contract reasons. The Nationals reopened talks with Baker from there and ironed out a multi-year contract. “We were looking for a manager to help us achieve our ultimate goal of competing for a World Series championship,” managing principal owner Ted Lerner said in a statement. “During our broad search process we met with many qualified candidates, and ultimately it was clear that Dusty’s deep experience was the best fit for our ballclub.” The Nationals prioritized experience in replacing Matt Williams and the 66-year-old Baker certainly fits that qualification. He has managed 20 years in the majors, with three Manager of the Year awards. He finds himself in a good situation with the Nationals, who have the talent to reclaim the National League East in 2016.
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 2:12 pm

Nats still suck
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:12 pm

Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Thanks Canada
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:12 pm

If you want to believe you know better than Chip does, that’s fine. I just don’t think so.
And even if I did, this isn’t a conversation on whether we should replace Chip or not, it’s whether Kaepernick would be a good fit for the Eagles, who have Chip as a coach. So I’m sort of taking that as a given.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:13 pm

https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/661546500086996992https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/661546500086996992
NFL now announces minimum of 3 games/yr to be played at Twickenham Stadium in London on top of 2 at Wembley and 2 at Tottenham…
—————————-
So…..who is moving to London?
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 2:14 pm

Sir Squatch Anytime
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 2:16 pm

fish-n-chips > mac-n-cheese
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:20 pm

Just for the record, I’m cool rolling with Bradford and think he can be successful this year if his damn receivers catch the ball. I want to see what they have in Bradford, but if he doesn’t look better then I’d certainly be for bringing in Kaepernick.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:22 pm

Did you see that snake and I made a week-long avatar bet on the Eagles Cowboys game, squatch?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:23 pm

cloisterwater No, I’ll go find it
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:23 pm

I agree with the Bradford part, just not the Kaepernick part.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:24 pm

ldds and I have one as well.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:24 pm

I gathered
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:25 pm

JosephR2225 I found Cloisters, not yours
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:27 pm

Do I have to do everything myself?!?!
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:27 pm

According to Jon Machota of the Dallas Morning News, Hardy refused to sign a Panthers helmet for a fan at an appearance last night, http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/20151102-greg-hardy-refuses-to-autograph-carolina-panthers-helmet-pulls-out-100-bill-signs-it-for-fan.ece.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:28 pm

JosephR2225 Yes
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 2:28 pm

I can’t believe Bradford turned down 18M per
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:28 pm

Lupo He took a paycut to stay with the Cowbo…uh Eagles…
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:30 pm

It was at the tail end of the article yesterday morning.
http://i.imgur.com/XP926f6.png
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 2:30 pm

He also likes to split Tens at the blackjack table
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 2:31 pm

Good morning fans of the first place NY Giants FootBall Dynasty
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:32 pm

lddsfuws Yeah I got it
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:33 pm

It’s an Eskin report, so take that with a whole pile of salt… but it wouldn’t surprise me. It was only a 4 year deal, which means it was really a 2 year deal, and I would guess the length/guarantees was a bigger problem than the dollar amount.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 2:34 pm

http://i.imgur.com/Jy1Pz.jpg
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:34 pm

stfu
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 2:34 pm

didn’t realize it came from Eskin.. I saw it posted under a BGN headline
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:35 pm

The http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/philadelphia-eagles offered http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108591/sam-bradford a contract extension before the start of the 2015 NFL season, according to a report from Howard Eskin. Via http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/11/02/eskin-eagles-sam-bradford/#.VjfngdXGAWk.twitter:
“They were big fans of Bradford,” Eskin explained. “They’re not as big of fans of Bradford because obviously they will not sign him to the contract that he turned down which was about $18 million a year.” Eskin went on to clarify that the offer the Eagles made to Bradford was for 4 years at $18 million per year. Eskin also reported that it was Bradford’s agent, not Bradford, that ultimately influenced the turning down of the deal.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 2:37 pm

over 15 throws in preseason…. the QB market is crazy
Monz Venus

November 3, 2015 at 2:37 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 **vomits on your mom, wipes off, keeps going**
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:38 pm

ProFootballTalk ✔ @ProFootballTalk
Oh wow: The Titans have fired Ken Whisenhunt.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:38 pm

Paving the way for a Mariota-to-Eagles deadline trade.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:39 pm

I think the preseason performance was part of it, but I also think they like Bradford more than people outside the building like Bradford.
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 2:39 pm

Finally an NFL job Chip will covet more than USC
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:40 pm

That seems pretty unexpected
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 2:41 pm

He won’t be the only one from that division to go.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:41 pm

He runs to well. Chip doesn’t want a QB with legs, look at his history in choosing QBs in the NFL.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:42 pm

ProFootballTalk ✔ @ProFootballTalk
Report: Broncos offered Browns a first-round pick for Joe Thomas http://wp.me/p14QSB-9TTp
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:42 pm

Exactly.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:43 pm

I think they’re going for it this year.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:45 pm

cloisterwater They have a good shot at it too, best D in the NFL, plenty of weapons on O. Get that line fixed up and they are going to be fighting for 16-0
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:47 pm

I’d be ok with Peyton going out on top.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:47 pm

cloisterwater I’d love to see two teams go 16-0, just to fuck with everyones head
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:49 pm

Who besides them do you think has a chance to be the 2nd team?
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 2:50 pm

Wow whisehunt fired
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 2:50 pm

JosephR2225 they want a first
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 2:50 pm

cloisterwater Panthers
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 2:50 pm

I’m still trying to figure out why… I know he looked great in camp too but this regular season has been brutal
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:50 pm

cloisterwater Of the 7-0 teams, the Pats. They have the easiest schedule from here out.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 2:52 pm

he was 8-31 the last 2+ years
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:52 pm

But the Broncos and Patriots play each other.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:52 pm

cloisterwater I guess it can’t be the Pats, they play the Denver, didn’t realize that
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 2:52 pm

Thomas said he won’t waive his no trade
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 2:53 pm

Lupo middle of a season never works out that i can remember
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:53 pm

Miami is playing better
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 2:53 pm

what’s to work out? name an interim coasch and find someone next year.. Wisenhunt has done nothing but lose
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:53 pm

It really has. I think they’re seeing Bradford for what he could be more than what he is.
It’s still early, and there is a lot of football left to be played. I thought against the Panthers he showed what he can do when he puts it all together, WR drops notwithstanding, and that was encouraging, but for the moment I’m glad he’s still on an extended tryout.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:54 pm

The first player in the history of Cleveland to actually block a trade out of there?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 2:54 pm

Eagles also won’t quite get there. Close, but not quite.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 2:55 pm

has to be…I’m actually surprised an NFL team gave a guy a no trade
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 2:55 pm

Eli has full no trade clause
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 2:55 pm

cloisterwater they just got destroyed
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 2:56 pm

People really don’t understand the concept of “playing better”, do they?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 2:58 pm

by the Patriots
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 2:58 pm

2 time SB winning QB… makes a little more sense.. I think Rivers got one too
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:00 pm

Clev wanted a third for Mack? Shit I’d do that if I were the Skins
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:01 pm

Sir Squatch cloisterwater They’ll tie. 15-0-1. Nobody goes completely undefeated.
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:01 pm

cloisterwater and? They won against two crappy teams
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:01 pm

Sir Squatch too bad mack not going anywhere
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:01 pm

Teidden cloisterwater Good teams destroy crappy teams?
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:01 pm

I’m no mathemagician, but I think 15-0-1 is still undefeated 😛
H20

November 3, 2015 at 3:02 pm

He’s their center, right?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:02 pm

cloisterwater Yeah
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:02 pm

Sir Squatch cloisterwater This close to going to the Jags with a ridiculous poison pill contract…that the Browns matched.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 3:03 pm

You just like to argue, don’t you?
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:03 pm

cloisterwater not really but Miami hardily turned a corner here
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:04 pm

Teidden cloisterwater They’re playing much better, which is worth something.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 3:05 pm

They’re playing much better. They went 1-3 losing to a couple of crappy teams, changed coaches, and beat 2 crappy teams and got destroyed by the Pats, and are now 3-4. That’s better.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:09 pm

Drew Brees had more passing TDs on Sunday than the Cowboys have had all season
H20

November 3, 2015 at 3:10 pm

That will change when Dez gets back.
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 3:10 pm

Blaine Gabbert is only 6 behind
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:11 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang ODB has more TD’s then the entire cowboys team
H20

November 3, 2015 at 3:14 pm

false
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:15 pm

cloisterwater ODB has 7 TD’s cowboys have 6
H20

November 3, 2015 at 3:16 pm

you should have specified better
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:17 pm

cloisterwater i assumed you smart enough to think that ODB catches the ball but assumption make an ass our of me and u
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:17 pm

Teidden cloisterwater This is the Internet, we all make asses of ourselves by being here.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:17 pm

the way you worded it I was on cloister’s side
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:17 pm

http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17194497/2 days ago
I won’t be here this week regardless but do a good job on it if the unthinkable happens
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:18 pm

*9-7
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:18 pm

Lupo yeah i see that and acknowledge it what else do you want
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:18 pm

5,000 bucks?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:18 pm

Lupo $5K? You think too small
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:18 pm

Lupo I too would like this if you’re offering Teids
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:19 pm

didn’t want to seem greedy
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:19 pm

WTF Pet Monkey

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14040454/dallas-suburb-desoto-texas-says-dez-bryant-monkey-case-closed
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:19 pm

Lupo thats all
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:19 pm

Teidden If you read that headline it sounds like Dez murdered a monkey.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:19 pm

if you have more to spare I’ll take it
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:20 pm

and ate it’s brains.. Faces of Death Part 7
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:21 pm

2 Vikings players were older than Tomlin in a game when he started
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:21 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ To which part?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:22 pm

The ellipsis.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:22 pm

JosephR2225 ellipsi? ellipsises?
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:23 pm

can I guess? he only shut Dez down b/c Dez isn’t 100% healthy….. what do I win?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:25 pm

I would have gone with: There was that one play where Dez had half a step on Sherman and Cassel under threw it.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:25 pm

JosephR2225 Dez is a better CB than WR
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:26 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ So you’re saying that Dez doesn’t completely change the game?
Dr Rypper MD

November 3, 2015 at 3:29 pm

http://www.americanews.com/story/society/2015/11/01/man-says-he-found-bigfoot-provides-video-proof-video
Bigfoot and skoolz are both in Brooklyns Prospect Park
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:29 pm

skooler’s wife was mistaken for bigfoot?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:30 pm

LOL oh Kaepernick.

https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/ttsYDfkSapp5AgS7TKeUMvZKHq4=/800×0/filters:no_upscale%28%29/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4218887/kapwat.0.gif
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:31 pm

Dr Rypper MD So many things wrong
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:32 pm

video wouldn’t play for me… how fake is it?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:32 pm

The frustrated stomp from Torrey Smith is my favorite part.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:33 pm

big titty blend coffee is great with milk
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:34 pm

Lupo I mean, ignoring the fact that it’s 60 in NYC, the whole fake video camera frame/FPS/resolution thing on top of the video, it’s pretty fake.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:34 pm

Lupo Oh right, and Prospect Park is ON AND ISLAND SURROUNDED BY 30 MILLION PEOPLE
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:35 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I didn’t see him ever beat Sherman, but I’ll take your word for it.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:35 pm

lol… still waiting for the first bones/remains of a dead squatch to show up… or are they immortal like vampires?
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:35 pm

Patriot will lose to the Giants in two weeks. it is a psychological thing
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:35 pm

Lupo They bury their dead.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:36 pm

“Make Your Own Dildo” Apparel? Congrats on the TM, Splooz.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:37 pm

JosephR2225 That’s not Splooz, Splooz owns “Self Suck Designs”
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:37 pm

http://imgur.com/wRUwiyq
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:37 pm

good point in the comments: Dan is changing tactics from, “It’s not offensive,” to “Everyone else does it!”
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:37 pm

Teidden Just looking past the Buccs?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:38 pm

Better comment: “How did the Redskins gain access to my browser history?”
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:38 pm

Sir Squatch Teidden no man Brady going to kill us but i just wanted to say it once. Winston will toast our defense too
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:38 pm

me either.. no trollo
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:39 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ light and sweet like my coffee
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 3:39 pm

OJ really was innocent
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:39 pm

so was Michael Jackson.. no one who could make Thriller could ever do anything bad
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:39 pm

7torm’s coming.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:40 pm

lddsfuws I mean, I guess he beat him, or Sherman just saw the ball short and didn’t follow Dez all the way?
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:40 pm

honeybadger23 Luck been playing more like Kaepernick though
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:40 pm

or Sherman was baiting Cassell?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:40 pm

honeybadger23 He made himself look like a bad QB so he would be shown as a bad QB?
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:41 pm

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2015/11/03/rachel-dolezal-admits-to-being-white-orig-vstan-bb.cnn
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:41 pm

JosephR2225 Is that what they’re calling INT-TDs now?
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:41 pm

Lupo http://imgur.com/1oF0fXA
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:41 pm

Lupo lol justin
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:41 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I’m not giving you shit here man, I’m asking questions. I didn’t see what you’re telling me happened, that’s all.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 3:42 pm

Tampa bay might be the toughest team left on the Giants schedule
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:42 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 We going to lose 4-12 here we come
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 3:42 pm

I don’t like your dog…
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 3:42 pm

didn’t say I was right, just throwing out possibilities… I’m sure Sherman’s played D knowing how much Cassell sux
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 3:42 pm

Neither do I
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:43 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Those dead soulless eyes
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 3:43 pm

She jumped off the coach as a puppy never was the same after
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:43 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Literal shit eating grin
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 3:44 pm

It loves the kittty litter box
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:44 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 That’s dark.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 3:45 pm

It’s like looking into jaws eyes… Cold. And lifeless…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 3:46 pm

Why are u laughing at him?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:46 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Opposite super size me guy? He orders Supersize (even though it doesn’t exist) when they don’t ask?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:47 pm

Josina AndersonVerified account
‏@JosinaAnderson
Just talked to a #Titans player who didn’t even know his head coach was relieved of his duties. “Oh sh**. Give me a second.”
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:47 pm

JosephR2225 “yo guys wiz got fired”
“LOL”
“gg wiz”
“WOOOO”
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 3:47 pm

Good morning ladies
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:48 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Yes
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:49 pm

Wonder where he lands next. OC or College HC?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 3:49 pm

Good for him…
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:49 pm

Mike Mularkey
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 3:49 pm

I don’t think it matters…
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 3:50 pm

Only a matter of time until Lane Kiffin takes over
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:50 pm

I would imagine OC, although I don’t know if he has a college coaching history.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:52 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone What he does tell you is that you have to *gasp* exercise.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:52 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ From the information I’ve seen, he was fired because he wasn’t helping Mariota enough
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 3:52 pm

They will try to trade him during the off season
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:52 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ kind of like 3
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:52 pm

Not much of one, but I don’t think that would make him an unattractive candidate.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:53 pm

Sir Squatch №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Mariota getting left in during a blowout and getting hurt was probably the final straw.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:53 pm

JosephR2225 Oh for sure, but I feel like he would rather stick around in the NFL.
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 3:54 pm

He’s Norv Turner
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 3:54 pm

Rumor is skins are going to trade for Alex Mack…
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:55 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Rumor is no
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:55 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone [Team with Offensive Line Issues] rumored to be interested in [Good Browns Offensive Lineman]
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 3:55 pm

Rgiii?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:55 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. I’d do that in a heartbeat
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:56 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. And then laugh my ass off at Cleveland
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:56 pm

Maybe. I’m probably just seeing a comparison to the Dave Wannstedt/Chan Gailey type guys. I feel like he fits that mold.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:56 pm

Sir Squatch 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5.
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 3:56 pm

Kirk cousins ?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:57 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. Can we get a 6 or 7th round pick along with it?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 3:57 pm

http://i.imgur.com/6trGVDh.png
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 3:57 pm

JosephR2225 Great show
Teidden

November 3, 2015 at 3:57 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Mack is going no where
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 3:57 pm

Sir Squatch JosephR2225 Classic
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 3:59 pm

My unofficial sources say RGIII and D Jax to the Browns for Mack before the deadline…
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:00 pm

No
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:00 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Mack has already said he won’t waive his no trade clause
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 4:00 pm

According to my unofficial sources…
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:00 pm

Sir Squatch №❽❽₣ⱥӣ He has an opt-out after this year right?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 4:01 pm

That’s why the Browns are tying to deal him… But he had to ok it…
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:01 pm

Alex and his three droogs, Pete, Georgie and Dim, in the Korkova Milkbar.
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:04 pm

*meth
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:09 pm

Titans fire Whisenhunt
Posted by Mike Florio on November 3, 2015, 9:46 AM EST

The first official Chip Kelly-to-Tennessee speculation post
Posted by Mike Florio on November 3, 2015, 10:01 AM EST
——————-
smh.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:09 pm

JosephR2225 15 minutes? Man Florio is slow
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:10 pm

Sir Squatch JosephR2225 Splooz would be disappointed at this lackluster self-fellatio speed.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:10 pm

esp. since he probably already had it written just needed to add the dates
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:10 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Hope they do the ending justice
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:11 pm

*to be instutionalized
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:11 pm

Only a matter of minutes until the Chip Kelly trading away all the 2015 draft and half the team for Mariota rumors begin again
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 4:11 pm

Ok… Just heard back from my unofficial sources, trade is falling apart… But I did hear back from my official sources, and they did verify that the Cowboys suck…
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:14 pm

To be specific, Browns were asking two 1st-round picks for OT Joe Thomas. They won’t get that.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:14 pm

I think he’s using bourbon or Screamin’ A as his sauce
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:14 pm

Justin, don’t make me stop this car.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:14 pm

Lupo I thought it was similar to the Peters deal (1,4,6)
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:15 pm

Thomas turns 31 next monht… two 1sts? dumb
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:15 pm

with Firestone tires
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:15 pm

Lupo LTs like him don’t grow on trees. Could play well for the next 4 years.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:16 pm

https://twitter.com/fredjackturner https://twitter.com/fredjackturner/status/661574262017277952https://twitter.com/fredjackturner/status/661574262017277952
https://twitter.com/5NEWS plane just fell out of the sky near FHS https://t.co/A57lMFeu4K
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:16 pm

Lupo RGIII is 3 first rounders rolled up into one, that counts, right?
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:16 pm

Peters is 33 and starting to break down.. O lineman don’t play at a high level well into their 30’s
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 4:17 pm

This is why I hate flying…
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:17 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Fayetteville HS I would assume
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:18 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Not for 2 first rounders
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:18 pm

I don’t know how you post on ur phone daily Fives. Typing on this little key pad is a pain in the ass. I’m doing it today because I’m in the car heading home from NC.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:18 pm

Mariota?
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:18 pm

Yep, u never hear of cars falling out of the sky
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:19 pm

lol
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:20 pm

I said below me not Blow me!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 4:20 pm

It is… I have gotten use to it…
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:20 pm

you gonna have him play RT?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:20 pm

http://www.theweek.co.uk/jeremy-clarkson/62887/jeremy-clarkson-is-new-amazon-ad-a-sign-of-things-to-come
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:21 pm

It’s times like having weeches little hands would be nice
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:22 pm

Lupo LG
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 4:22 pm

In sure that guy had it coming… He also did the world a favor and punched Piers Morgan…
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:23 pm

I remember reading something about some small plane company saying their planes had a better safety record in crashes than plans with CAPS, can’t remember who that was.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:23 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone He sounds like kind of a douche for trying to fight a guy over a catering snafu.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 4:24 pm

Probably, but his show was great: therefore; I don’t really care if he was wrong…
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:24 pm

hell of a left side.. maybe Morris could gain 4YPC behind them
DallasCowboysSux

November 3, 2015 at 4:25 pm

Dallas Sucks
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:25 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone I bet you support Greg Hardy too you savage
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:26 pm

Lupo If he could do it with Lavauo in at LG, he can do it with Thomas
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:26 pm

24/7/365
DallasCowboysSux

November 3, 2015 at 4:26 pm

for all eternity and beyond
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:27 pm

Hadn’t heard that.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:27 pm

Maragos!
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:27 pm

honeybadger23 Free Agents that Justin wants to pick up and drop ODB
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:27 pm

PFF safety rankings.. AKA toilet paper
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:27 pm

A list
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:28 pm

no.. he just plays deep and tries to not get beat.. shows you the value of PFF grades
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:28 pm

Kellys_Chipadelphia Wish I remember who made the claim
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 4:28 pm

lol. Ihenacho played like 3 series. quality grading.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:29 pm

not if the Eagles’ guy is leading
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:29 pm

Lupo FIT MY ARGUMENT BRUH
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:29 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Is there a Top 32 CB list to go along with this?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:29 pm

It’s PFF.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:29 pm

It’s PFF.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:29 pm

The only thing I know about CAPS is that if it’s used the plane is usually totaled.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:30 pm

honeybadger23 That dude sucks
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:30 pm

honeybadger23 I did
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Funny seeing Chung in the top 10
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ lol @ Patrick Chung
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm

https://twitter.com/kurt13warnerhttps://twitter.com/kurt13warner
I love lots of things about https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash but 1 thing I hate is lack of patience 4 players and coaches – judging them not always on just their perf!
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm

https://twitter.com/MattLeinartQBhttps://twitter.com/MattLeinartQB
Titans coach fired. Now Marcus Mariota has a chance!
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm

lol
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm

So? Jenkins does that too.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:33 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ LOL
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:34 pm

Hey Justin,
STFU
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:34 pm

he’s a beast
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:34 pm

Jay officially outlasted another coach from the 2014 class. Bet he outlasts BOB and Caldwell too
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:34 pm

He’s been having an ok year but he is overrated
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:35 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Yes, it actually is.
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:35 pm

He’s better than Margos
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 4:36 pm

Scot McC does it again
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:36 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You can? Okay, please explain it.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:37 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Not according to PFF, they have graded our players very well
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:38 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Have I ever denied that?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:38 pm

You can’t be happy about that.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:39 pm

honeybadger23 ?
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:39 pm

Kellys_Chipadelphia He’s 2-1 against Chip
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:40 pm

Now compare total records.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:40 pm

Holy shit
https://twitter.com/AtlantaFalcons/status/661558929483153410
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:41 pm

Kellys_Chipadelphia Yea but you’re paying Murray more than we’re paying Jay
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:41 pm

Yes
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:41 pm

Absolutely.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:42 pm

honeybadger23 Guy who broke the Kaep benched news
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:42 pm

honeybadger23 What’s their record under him?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:42 pm

Lol compare things that actually matter.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:42 pm

no question… only missed the playoffs twice, counting this year
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:42 pm

honeybadger23 Yea
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:42 pm

Kellys_Chipadelphia Check.Mate.
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 4:42 pm

one of the safest HCs in the league
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:43 pm

This year is just a karmic aberration caused by Terrell Suggs cheap hit on Bradford and Harbaugh subsequently standing behind him. It will right itself next year.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:43 pm

No chance. He’ll go to NY.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:43 pm

Sir Squatch honeybadger23 I dunno, but this is the second time they’ve been worse than 10-6 in his tenure.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:43 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Didn’t they just extend JG?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:43 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You’re right, he’s going to retire and get out of the dumpster fire
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:44 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Does he have 1 or two SBs with them? I can’t remember if he was there in 01
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:44 pm

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/cap/ – $10mil
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/washington-redskins/cap/ – $7mil
Eagles > DC
GAME OVER
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 4:44 pm

and Payton has $16+ Mill. left on his deal
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:44 pm

I heard last week that the team hasn’t heard from him since he was injured.. he seems like a peach
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:44 pm

honeybadger23 You need to accept the reality that Jay isn’t getting fired. At least not this year
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:44 pm

Nope. Herm Edwards.
22SnakePlissken5150

November 3, 2015 at 4:45 pm

Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Billick was HC in 2001
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:45 pm

I think he will be.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:45 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You think both teams would be fine with just eating millions of dollars?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:46 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 Ah right, forgot that.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:46 pm

honeybadger23 Ask Licht and LeFatass
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:46 pm

honeybadger23 Simple, we run 10 times a game
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:46 pm

The online sux?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:48 pm

#InJayWeTrust Licht being back should be a big improvement. I think Long can step up at LG for run blocking.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:48 pm

The yards per attempt is also among the worst though.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 4:48 pm

Jay Gruden.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:49 pm

JosephR2225 Yeah, but that has a lot to do with not getting the run game going to get big plays in. Having the LG and C go down really hurt as well (like InJay said). Morris and Jones are both not seeing cuts great, but I still put most of it on the coaches.
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:49 pm

Cloister will be happy to know Chip Kelly said the Eagles biggest problem thus far is dropped passes.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:49 pm

honeybadger23 He’s already set anyways. I bet Adidas payed him a fuck ton
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:50 pm

http://i.imgur.com/rpITGIN.jpg
H20

November 3, 2015 at 4:51 pm

It’s kind of obvious except to those who simply like to blame QBs for everything.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 4:51 pm

On and off the field.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:51 pm

So do women
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:51 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Mostly just need to break his leg

-BeenThere
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:51 pm

cloisterwater Hide yo kids, hide yo wife
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:52 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang And yo Sister, mother, their friends probably hiding any female animals wouldn’t hurt
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:52 pm

quad and back spasms
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 4:52 pm

True
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:52 pm

Maybe they’re not good because they don’t run a lot; maybe they don’t run a lot because they’re not good at it. They’re running about 50% of the time on first and 10 but only averaging 3.4 ypc, which makes it really hard to run on 2nd and 3rd down.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:52 pm

This is the face of darkness, Greg Hardy. Remember it.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:53 pm

whttps://twitter.com/AtlantaFalcons
Atlanta Falcons Retweeted Kyle McLorg
oh.
Atlanta Falcons added,Kyle McLorg @Kyle_McLorgBASGSource: 49ers were going to do this last week, but decided to wait so that Gabbert could debut against a weak Falcons defense at home
22SnakePlissken5150

November 3, 2015 at 4:53 pm

Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang don’t make direct eye contact
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:53 pm

That’s what the GPS Tracking ankle bracelet is for.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:53 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Him and Hardy would probably get along really well at a bar.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 4:53 pm

Samarco’s face is darker.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:53 pm

Sir Squatch If you scroll down I posted that like 10 minutes ago
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:54 pm

lol
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:54 pm

#InJayWeTrust STFU, InJay
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 4:54 pm

cloisterwater Figuratively or literally?
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 4:54 pm

Sir Squatch Please give credit to Injay for the tweet. You can confirm that the tweet happened, but say per #InJayWeTrust
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:54 pm

Sam comes off as pretty mild mannered, but it’s always the quiet ones. Look at that photo. That’s the face of someone who definitely has someone chained up in his basement.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:55 pm

indeed.. this was announced last night that’s why I laughed
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 4:55 pm

I’m pretty sure that chick really is black.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 4:55 pm

http://imgur.com/6QDus3r
H20

November 3, 2015 at 4:55 pm

yes
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 4:56 pm

it puts the lotion in the basket…. what do you mean you dropped it?
22SnakePlissken5150

November 3, 2015 at 4:57 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Small world. Cassel is worse than Weeden too.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 4:58 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 №❽❽₣ⱥӣ https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/661573680984526848https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/661573680984526848
Worst Total QBR Last 10 Seasons
Minimum 1,000 Action Plays
Blaine Gabbert 22.6 (new 49ers starter)
Brandon Weeden 28.6
H20

November 3, 2015 at 5:05 pm

What is getting your Pablo on? Mowing the lawn?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:05 pm

cloisterwater Snorting coke
rep138

November 3, 2015 at 5:07 pm

Blaze up in NY, settle down in Baltimore. Fuck Will Hill.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:08 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Thanks, Canada
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:08 pm

https://twitter.com/Tim_McManus
Kiko Alonso participating in drills
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:09 pm

Good stuff
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:09 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ No, they want 2 firsts for Thomas
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:09 pm

Marcus Smith for Mingo. Bust for bust.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:11 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahttps://twitter.com/Justin_Rogers https://twitter.com/Justin_Rogers/status/661590065622228992
Caldwell said Detroit is the most negative media market he’s ever experienced
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 5:11 pm

The only Eagle not practicing is Peters and he has his helmet on
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:11 pm

He plays better qb than rg3 plays safety
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:11 pm

Probably not, but I’d take him at WR.
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CO5qSd2U8AAddn0.mp4
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:12 pm

Playoff team last year now 1-7. Why is everybody so negative?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 5:13 pm

So what is it then?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:14 pm

He took his shirt off and spun it round his head like a helicopter.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:16 pm

I didn’t think Donald was still in the league.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:16 pm

Don’t be ridiculous. The Cowboys weren’t calling about Brown, they were calling about Kellen Clemens.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:16 pm

He was rated higher than shady. So was kNOshow
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 5:16 pm

Are the Browns is cap trouble? I never understood shy shitry teams want to unload their best talent if they don’t have to… It just creates even more holes on a shittier team..
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:17 pm

Collecting assets for a total rehaul. They are taking a Sixers approach to rebuilding a team.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 5:18 pm

So they can just fuck up in the draft all over?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:18 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Depends on what they can get for those players, lots of times it’s worth it for a team that is rebuilding
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:18 pm

The just got the movie Draft Day, they think a trade like that is possible.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:18 pm

#Clevelanding
H20

November 3, 2015 at 5:19 pm

In the Browns case, yes. But the strategy is sound.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:19 pm

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/cleveland-browns/cap/
$23mil in cap space, they are fine
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 5:19 pm

But I would also probably be a shitty GM…
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 5:20 pm

They are never in cap trouble. Always have a mountain of space
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:21 pm

I think them and jax usually lead the league in cap space
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 5:21 pm

True dat…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:22 pm

Also in the NFL it’s a quicker turnaround in rebuilding than in the nba.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 5:22 pm

Isn’t that their a cap floor as well as a ceiling?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 5:23 pm

Yes, and the Raiders had so much money they had to pay Nate Allen something like $8M per
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:23 pm

I think they have to spend a % of the cap over a set period of time.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 5:23 pm

lol… To their credit, they are a decent team his year…
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:24 pm

I think it makes more sense in baseball and basketball than it does in football, but Joe Thomas is already 30 years old, so even if they can turn around their fortunes in 2 years he will be among the older OL in the NFL.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:24 pm

Because Nate isn’t playing
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 5:24 pm

It looks like the Browns are trying to find a GM who feels that one of the guys they put on the block is the piece they need for a run this season and are worth giving up huge future value for. No different than teams doing the same at the mlb deadline
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:25 pm

Indeed, which is why nobody is going to do it.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 5:25 pm

Or a first round… He is too old…
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:25 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Denver needs to keep some draft picks to get a QB
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:25 pm

According to reports, they have. It would make sense for a team like Denver.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:31 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Gordon isn’t coming back
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:31 pm

Umm Gordon is coming back? Can you really bank on that or on Johnny?
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 5:32 pm

Sounds like they are only going to make a deal if they can rob somebody
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:32 pm

Happy Birthday Colin Kaepernick!!
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:32 pm

He saw this post and flagged it
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:33 pm

The Browns have stockpiled roofies…
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 5:34 pm

That dumb bastard might never be back
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 5:34 pm

he tried to flag it, but missed pretty badly
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:35 pm

Lies. He never even saw it.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 5:37 pm

#InJayWeTrust His coach didn’t let him make the call
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:38 pm

https://twitter.com/pappytracker https://twitter.com/pappytracker/status/661597737301835777https://twitter.com/pappytracker/status/661597737301835777
Reminder – North Carolina ABC now has their https://twitter.com/hashtag/pappyvanwinkle?src=hash.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:38 pm

Save me a sip
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:39 pm

12:34 p.m. — Chip Kelly was asked if he expected any players to be coming in or going out prior to the trade deadline.
“No,” he responded. Kelly added that Vinny Curry has not come up in trade discussions.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:39 pm

Did you ever try Willet?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 5:40 pm

right
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:40 pm

Kellys_Chipadelphia I’ve had the Pot Still Reserve, but not any of their high end ones
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 5:40 pm

We left NC this morn. In SC at the moment did they get it here today?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:41 pm

5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. Nope
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:41 pm

I’m glad that Vinny gets to stick around another half season or so. He’s one of the guys I’ll root for with his (likely) new team.
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 5:41 pm

The places I called in nc had already done the drawings
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:42 pm

I haven’t either, but the pot still reserve is probably my fav bourbon I’ve ever had
H20

November 3, 2015 at 5:43 pm

It’s not 4 o’clock yet, don’t count your chickens. Chip isn’t a very trustworthy source when it comes to what happens in the FO. But I agree that I’d rather hold on to him for the remainder of the season. He should get more PT imo.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:43 pm

Kellys_Chipadelphia You should try Larceny and WL Weller 12 year old.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:44 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ …………….
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 5:44 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Justin I’m sure you can get VD no matter what waiver claim you put in
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:46 pm

I think he’s more honest than people think he is, he just speaks like a lawyer so nobody ever believes him. But I don’t expect anything to get done for the Eagles in the next three hours.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:47 pm

Put in a waiver claim for penicillin.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:47 pm

Thanks, I’ll keep an eye out for them, tough in pa tho.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 5:47 pm

JosephR2225 Knowing justin’s luck, he gets the antibiotic resistant kind.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:47 pm

I’m first on the waiver wire in my one league, but I had Leveon Bell and Matt Forte, so I have to use that claim on Deangelo Williams.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 5:48 pm

JosephR2225 Ouch man. Bet you wish you had Doug Martin. That guy is amazing.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:49 pm

Kellys_Chipadelphia Looks like Larceny is available in PA

http://www.finewineandgoodspirits.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/SpiritsProductDisplayView?level0=null&level1=&level2=&level3=&level4=&catalogId=258552&storeId=10051&categoryId=null&productId=1693220&langId=-1&prodlistCatId=&parent_category_rn=

Weller only has their Special Reserve, which surprisingly isn’t as good as the 12.
Weech

November 3, 2015 at 5:51 pm

I fucking hate everything
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:51 pm

That’s what the fuck you get.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 5:52 pm

Weech Blame Choy and BeenThere
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:52 pm

Sinus block on the flight?
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 5:53 pm

Mower break down again?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 5:53 pm

YOU LIKE THAT?!
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:54 pm

Damn that’s cheap. I’ll pick up a bottle.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:55 pm

Lol wasn’t even thinking about you. Sinus blocks suck tho, had one as a kid pure torture.
#InJayWeTrust

November 3, 2015 at 5:56 pm

https://twitter.com/christhorman/status/661601125343232000
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 5:56 pm

Philly needs to step up their game
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 5:57 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ #InJayWeTrust Bloodlust doesnt count as drunk.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:57 pm

Affrin. Awesome for taking care of sinus blocks, most flight crews even bring it with them.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 5:58 pm

Eagles WR Sux 148 See above.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 5:59 pm

Tailgating in FDR park is fun….
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 5:59 pm

It’s not even the costumes or rowdiness that indicate drunkenness either. It’s the fact that people still get this amped up for Raiders games.
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 5:59 pm

Titans fire their coach. Time to trade Curry for Mariota?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:00 pm

Only if they throw in a second.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 6:00 pm

lol.. beat me to it
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:02 pm

Also xfinitiy has to help/hurt our ranking… Depending on how you look at it.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 6:02 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ “Wow”
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:03 pm

Was he looking for pappy?
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 6:04 pm

Dick pick or nah?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:04 pm

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 40s
No, I will not make out with you @SirSquatch.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:05 pm

Adam Schefter ✔ @AdamSchefter
Chargers’ WR Keenan Allen underwent a kidney procedure – not a surgery – and could be out for season, per league sources. 2015 uncertain.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 6:05 pm

yikes
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 6:05 pm

Choy would just tweet saying the Cowboys are gonna win
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:06 pm

…. You shit Khiry and Allen?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 6:07 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Your statement still does not make sense after your ninja edit.
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 6:07 pm

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”
“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:07 pm

Clarence Hill ✔ @clarencehilljr
**breaking news*** The Joseph Randle saga is over in Dallas. He has been released by the Cowboys per sources
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 6:07 pm

JosephR2225 O_O
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 6:08 pm

RBBC worked well
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:08 pm

http://i.imgur.com/dFPrMzX.png
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 6:08 pm

Can your eyes really do that?
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 6:08 pm

who is he gonna rush for a guaranteed 1200+ yards for now?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 6:08 pm

Eagles WR Sux 148 LOL dick.
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 6:09 pm

Matt Cassel
H20

November 3, 2015 at 6:09 pm

I was going to get lunch soon anyway, but this sealed the deal.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:09 pm

Cowboys should pick up this kid named Joseph Randle, will probably be their best RB.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:09 pm

Is this for real?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:10 pm

What did I do, Justin?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:10 pm

It’s really being reported by Clarence Hill. He could be wrong, I suppose.
https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 6:10 pm

totes
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:10 pm

Wow
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 6:11 pm

Anyone can succeed behind that line.
Surely he won’t leave yards on the field.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 6:13 pm

if he has to tell you then forget it
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:13 pm

Lupo Okay
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 6:14 pm

If you included this in your original post. The joke would of been a lot better
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:14 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I don’t have room on my chest to tattoo his name
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 6:15 pm

You already have Brady on there?
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:15 pm

Go Cowboys!
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:15 pm

Eagles WR Sux 148 Right below my Thug Life tattoo
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 6:16 pm

Only Lions have a worse record in the conference. They’re almost there.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:16 pm

choyboy0724 – If Randle keeps his head on straight, there’s no reason he can’t run for at least 1200 yards
Ivebeenherebefore – And in that vein, and as a serious Cowboy watcher, assuming he’s healthy this year, I predict Randle gets 75% of the rushing touches for the Cowboys this year. Don’t know what Murray’s percentage was last year, but Randle is going to get close to that

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ -Randle is going to be the starter, play well, and have a damn good change of pace back in Dunbar. you can save this.

lddsfuws – Bold: Randle rushes 1500 yards
87fiveoh254 – 1. If McFadden and Randle both play 16 games they both notch 1k yards.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:16 pm

And the “No Ragarets”
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:17 pm

I guess this could be true; if you were naive enough to think that trading, releasing, or just plain getting of your best players, and brining in lesser players would make for a better team, but otherwise…can’t see it.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000572170/article/midseason-report-nfls-biggest-disappointments
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:17 pm

Kellys_Chipadelphia That’s my throat tattoo
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 6:18 pm

So u could go back and act like u didn’t mean it?
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 6:18 pm

Golden showers?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 6:18 pm

Neverbanotherme Cowboys sux
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:19 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Yeah pretty much my entire torso
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 6:19 pm

How Unamerican of you
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 6:20 pm

Golden?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:20 pm

They also fly banners during the national anthem on military appreciate day. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:20 pm

Arizona is Western version of Florida for you east coasters.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/arizona-man-abandons-granddaughter-in-desert-with-loaded-gun/
Tire148

November 3, 2015 at 6:21 pm

How is using the spread offense a question mark in the NFL? The Pats have been using it for years
Weech

November 3, 2015 at 6:22 pm

Fuck the world. Have I said that yet? I feel like I said that.
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:23 pm

Jet lag.
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 6:23 pm

The Cowboys are now 2-5 and have parted ways with Joseph Randle. Is it time for them to tank for a top 5 draft pick?
Discuss
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:23 pm

How did you get internet in the middle of the desert?
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:24 pm

Banners>batteries
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:24 pm

Let’s see if we can guess.
http://i.imgur.com/Um5WGcK.png
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:25 pm

JosephR2225 He’s not going to shit right for a week
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 6:26 pm

Losing bets < Winning bets
Discuss
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:26 pm

Ralph Vacchiano @RVacchianoNYDN
Giants RB Orleans Darkwa suffered a badly bruised tailbone on Sunday. May not be able to practice Wednesday, but hopeful to play Sunday.
—————-
Lol. Giants getting their asses kicked.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:27 pm

Your mother places a higher importance on batteries…
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:27 pm

On 7 games, with Randle playing in 5, and with fewer carries, he has rushed for more yards than Demarco Murray did in the the same number of games;
Worst FA acquisition ever?
Discuss.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:28 pm

It seems like a stat that will change. Discussion over
Weech

November 3, 2015 at 6:31 pm

Jordan Hicks. Fuck that nigga
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 6:31 pm

Letting your teams MVP good in free agency and signing a piece of shit like Hardy which has led to 5 straight losses and 2-5 record or keeping Murray?
Dicuss
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:32 pm

Brandon Weeden > Sam Bradford
http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/player/_/stat/passing/sort/quarterbackRating
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:33 pm

Give it time. He’ll come around as the offense in general begins to jell (hopefully).
H20

November 3, 2015 at 6:33 pm

MVP
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:34 pm

They should fight in Canada
H20

November 3, 2015 at 6:34 pm

They never give us a chance to discuss.
Discuss.
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 6:34 pm

Having a qb that leads your team to 3 straight losses which in turn forces you to play Matt Cassel or having a QB that can win games in the NFL?
Discuss
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:34 pm

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vvdFVMDtRk
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:35 pm

cloisterwater It’s not very polite
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:35 pm

I don’t really care about the money. It’s not like we are in cap trouble.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 6:35 pm

everybody but Cassel
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 6:36 pm

Any
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:37 pm

Obviously you don’t pay $8M for a 900 yd RB, but give it time. His first three games he was average 15 yards per game, his last three games he’s averaging almost 90.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 6:38 pm

justin just doesn’t get this, who gives a fuq if you’re winning…I’m hoping they start doing that
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:39 pm

No look at weeden’s record
Weech

November 3, 2015 at 6:39 pm

Paraguay sux
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:40 pm

Ian Rapoport ✔ @RapSheet
#Browns are motivated sellers. I’m told they’d be willing to pay some of OLB Paul Kruger’s (prorated) $7M salary to complete a deal.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 6:40 pm

they’re only paying him $5M this year
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:40 pm

—-Uruguay
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 6:40 pm

Are you saying u would rather have Weeden and Cassel than Sam? If u are u are as big an idiot as Choy and shitrant
H20

November 3, 2015 at 6:41 pm

Why? You’re going off his production this season, so that’s the money that matters. Don’t be stupid.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:42 pm

Do you even have 3 qbs on the active roster?
Because he was your starter.
Wentzadelphia

November 3, 2015 at 6:42 pm

Yet u are the one who brought up his name. Lol
Weech

November 3, 2015 at 6:42 pm

Still, Paraguay > Cowboys
H20

November 3, 2015 at 6:42 pm

and Uragay
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:42 pm

Technically Tony Romo is making under $15M against the cap this year, but isn’t it more fun to troll his $108M contract?
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:43 pm

Whose their quarterback?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:43 pm

I heard a rumor the president of Paraguay isn’t working out, and they are thinking of bringing in Matt Cassel as a replacement. Think that will help?
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:43 pm

Your mother
H20

November 3, 2015 at 6:43 pm

disagree with someone else for a while, would ya?
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 6:44 pm

Good one.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:44 pm

I like Paul Kruger more than most people do, and the Eagles have major need for depth at OLB… but I wouldn’t give up assets to pick him up now.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:44 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ How high are you?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 6:45 pm

No, but Paraguay doesn’t have a quarterback.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:45 pm

Right now Weeden has started more games than Romo
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:47 pm

http://www.engadget.com/2015/11/03/john-stewarts-return-to-tv-will-be-on-hbo-now-multiple-times-a/
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:47 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ So you’ve gone full Pablo high?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:52 pm

https://twitter.com/janesportshttps://twitter.com/janesports
Oh great, the Society Opposed to Taking Yo Panties Off is planning massive protest at next Washington game.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 6:54 pm

what kind of horrible Justinian society is this?
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:56 pm

cloisterwater I don’t know, but Ananymous needs to focus on getting a member list for these people and outting them.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 6:56 pm

I support this society, as long as it means they don’t reproduce.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 6:58 pm

Randle will get 1000 yards this season
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:58 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 If he gets to a team that has a Oline to block for him
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 6:58 pm

Anybody can run behind this OL
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 6:59 pm

Maybe she was right about Smith
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 6:59 pm

https://twitter.com/UTgehlken https://twitter.com/UTgehlken/status/661617310352871424https://twitter.com/UTgehlken/status/661617310352871424
Chargers WR Keenan Allen (lacerated kidney) underwent minor procedure Monday to stop bleeding. Again, full recovery expected. Out for year.
———–
Ouch
H20

November 3, 2015 at 7:01 pm

Randle had a similar laceration, but it was to his ego. He never recovered.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 7:01 pm

cloisterwater 4/10
H20

November 3, 2015 at 7:02 pm

I’ll take it
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 7:06 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ They are just there to assist with the demolition
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 7:07 pm

Sure they aren’t ants?
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 7:08 pm

Are they wild termites Justin?
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 7:09 pm

Ants fly to you dumb Fuck
H20

November 3, 2015 at 7:09 pm

http://imgur.com/Avf1bPz
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 7:10 pm

BOO THIS MAN!
H20

November 3, 2015 at 7:18 pm

https://twitter.com/MarcIstookNFL https://twitter.com/MarcIstookNFL/status/661604191773691904https://twitter.com/MarcIstookNFL/status/661604191773691904
One’s an MVP candidate. The other is benched. I’m just gonna leave this right here. https://twitter.com/Kaepernick7, https://twitter.com/CameronNewton and https://twitter.com/NFLNow
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 7:19 pm

cloisterwater LOL
H20

November 3, 2015 at 7:19 pm

shocker
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 7:21 pm

I don’t either, really
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 7:23 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Outside of sacks, they have damn near identical stats. Amazing what 7-0 does for you.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 7:23 pm

id Youdumbfuck in California?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 7:23 pm

It’s saying Cam is horribly overrated.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 7:24 pm

Looks like we’re the smart 50% of this conversation.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 7:24 pm

Kagles 2016
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 7:25 pm

…. Isn’t that the vagina exercise?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 7:25 pm

that’s why it works
Weech

November 3, 2015 at 7:28 pm

Jordan Hicks ruined my life
H20

November 3, 2015 at 7:29 pm

you can call him ROY
H20

November 3, 2015 at 7:30 pm

NO TRADE CHATTER REGARDING RG III
Washington has not received any trade inquiries, so far, on QB Robert Griffin III, a source tells ESPN’s Josina Anderson. His 2016 option of $16.15M is guaranteed, meaning if Griffin gets hurt, he still gets paid. The NFL trade deadline is today at 4 p.m. ET
Jordan Hicks

November 3, 2015 at 7:34 pm

Good morning, Knuckleheads
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 7:38 pm

lol
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 7:47 pm

LOL Randle
Cowboys Sux
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 7:58 pm

Lol indeed…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 7:58 pm

No… They can’t because they suck…
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 7:59 pm

FUCK THESE PEOPLE AND THE TRAFFIC! These asshole are abandoning their cars on the highway for this fucking shit.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 7:59 pm

Biased Optimism WTF?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:00 pm

WTF indeed…
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:00 pm

Royals parade.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:00 pm

It will be the Eagles.
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:01 pm

its just baseball not a new bbq place opening!
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:01 pm

JosephR2225 I forgot he lived there
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:01 pm

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CS6PUOXWUAAbsZi.jpg:large
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:04 pm

traffic http://imgur.com/ba3u0IV
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:05 pm

Biased Optimism Bull bar and momentum will take care of that.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 8:05 pm

yikes.. more red than choy’s panties
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:05 pm

oh and something something meat on the bone
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:06 pm

http://i.imgur.com/5wXFd9V.jpg
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 8:06 pm

Joey posted a pic of as a rib roast earlier.. took me a minute
Weech

November 3, 2015 at 8:07 pm

Jordan Hicks ruined my life.
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:08 pm

no no! i like him saying this
Jordan Hicks

November 3, 2015 at 8:09 pm

http://i.imgur.com/I62SpvC.png
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 8:10 pm

you noticing that the NFC has no dominant teams?
Weech

November 3, 2015 at 8:10 pm

Los Angeles calls that Tuesday.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 8:10 pm

China calls that Sunday morning
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:10 pm

Los Angeles calls that Martes.
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:11 pm

choys mom calls that an hour on friday
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:11 pm

I wish he wasn’t so good. Makes the rest of the Eagles draft horrible.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:11 pm

DC LOLs
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:12 pm

stop making up fake places
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:13 pm

Speaking of which, Agholor back at practice today. He’s gonna get it on track after the bye. Just you wait and see.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:13 pm

How are the underwear olympian and the pothead doing? Shitty, that’s how they’re doing.
Lupo

November 3, 2015 at 8:13 pm

did Rowe get out of the well he fell down yet?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:16 pm

No they’re not. None of them are doing shit. Hicks and Collins are the only good contributors from the two teams’ draft classes.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:16 pm

It’s not really clear. Nolan Carroll is in a contract year though. I wonder what the long term plan is for Rowe.
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:16 pm

trade him for manziel
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:17 pm

He’s been pretty meh, Rowe has contributed as well.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 8:18 pm

We need to resign Carroll.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:19 pm

Depends where Rowe is at the end of the year, I would think. If Rowe can step into that spot and a decent savings, why not?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:20 pm

We need to make sure to sign Thurmond and extend Jenkins first imo.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 8:21 pm

Jenkins isn’t a FA till 2017, we got time with him. But yeah we need to sign Thurmond
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:21 pm

Jenkins is under contract for 2016 already, though they may look to extend him. Thurmond would be a good guy to bring back.
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:22 pm

when hof JaCorey Shepherd comes back things will get better
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:23 pm

…. probably not.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 8:23 pm

I just don’t like the idea of losing a guy that fits the defense and is performing well in Carroll.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:23 pm

That’s why I said extend.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 8:24 pm

No one is guessing, we are saying what we want to happen.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 8:24 pm

Pass.
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 8:25 pm

You know what would make you feel better Weech?
Sending Randle some cologne, underwear, rib roast & a ham hock!
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:25 pm

That’s true, but if your draft picks don’t perform at some point you’re going to run out of money. They have Cox coming into a contract year next year, Alonso coming into a contract year, Logan coming into a contract year, maybe Bradford…
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:25 pm

him and mallet can play madden and hang out now
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 8:26 pm

While we have cap room, it’s going to be tough to resign everybody this offseason
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 8:26 pm

Any Cowboy fans willing to give up Collins for less than a first round pick from a middle of the road team?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:26 pm

It’ll be interesting to see what kind of money he commands. He’s not your conventional safety, but I’m sure quite a few teams would be interested. You have to take his injury history into account a little bit as well.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:27 pm

I’d really like to keep him and Jenkins together (why I said extend Jenkins, lol). The safety position is actually a strength right now.
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 8:28 pm

Other than NT, biggest Eagle strength.
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 8:29 pm

Neverbanotherme LOL Shitrant throwing up the white flag
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 8:29 pm

Nobody cares about basement teams…
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:29 pm

Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Dismantle the team, start over
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:30 pm

Eric Rowe INTs – 1, Byron Jones INTs – 0
Just sayin
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 8:30 pm

You miss underestimate my question.
It’s about showing how great the guy is already.
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:30 pm

london sillynannies
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 8:30 pm

Nobody cares…
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 8:30 pm

You mother?
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:30 pm

crap 0 > -1
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:30 pm

Neverbanotherme You making some crazy claim about his trade value doesn’t make him great
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 8:31 pm

Nope… She doesn’t care for losers…
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:31 pm

don’t you have a parade to attend?
Weech

November 3, 2015 at 8:31 pm

Fuck you Justin
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:31 pm

It’s also worth noting that two years in a row now they have found a converted corner (Jenkins) and a corner they converted (Thurmond) on the scrap heap and turned them into solid safeties within the system, so it may be worth it to go back to that well again if Thurmond looks like he’ll be too expensive.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 8:31 pm

cloisterwater
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:31 pm

well poop https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/661602503746846722?s=09
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 8:31 pm

Byron Jones, starter on most talented team in NFC, Eric Rowe….not.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 8:31 pm

Weech Weech coming in with tiny angry guns blazing
Fiversons No Spin Zone

November 3, 2015 at 8:31 pm

How many games are y’all winning this year?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 8:31 pm

Neverbanotherme lol keep riding on “talent” 2-5
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 8:32 pm

Didn’t claim anything.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:32 pm

Cowboys traded Byron Jones?
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 8:32 pm

Biased Optimism Gronkowski: “COACH! WHAT IF WE GET THEM TO PULL A GOLDBERG LIKE IN MIGHTY DUCKS 2?”
Belichick: “…just leave coaching to me, Gronk.”
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 8:32 pm

So, she’s not a skins fan?
Weech

November 3, 2015 at 8:33 pm

Not literally. Joto.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 8:33 pm

Neverbanotherme Also, saying someone is a starter isn’t a good thing. Cassel is a starter, Weeden WAS a starter, they both suck.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:33 pm

Weech He was just getting all fancied up for you, too. Not nice to tease him like that
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:33 pm

I wouldn’t mind seeing them give Rowe the spot to win and sign Carroll. I’m just not sure Rowe is best suited for the outside.
Weech

November 3, 2015 at 8:33 pm

Eleventeen
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 8:34 pm

No, neither are starters, both are replacements/backups to the starter. Jones, is the starter.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 8:34 pm

I think Shitrant is admitting that the cows cbs suck so much they have to start jones
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:35 pm

Neverbanotherme Apparently you don’t know what the word starter mean
Neverbanotherme

November 3, 2015 at 8:35 pm

I think cloister stopped doing all beast team so that he wouldn’t have to keep putting Claiborne on it every week.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:35 pm

Neverbanotherme LOL, MoClai is horrible.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 8:35 pm

Carr is a great teammate for taking that pay cut-
Oh wait.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:35 pm

Maybe. Obviously a lot of football to be played between now and then. My hunch based on their comments when they drafted him and the way they’ve used him this year is that they have Rowe penciled into that outside CB slot in the future.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 8:36 pm

Rowe > mo
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:37 pm

Romo?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:37 pm

I hated sifting through these crappy teams and figuring out which ones stunk the least.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:38 pm

cloisterwater You should have just started randomly placing players just to see what people would say
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:39 pm

All anybody really cares about is the punter and placekicker anyway.
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 8:40 pm

He’s bad. He’d not Andrew Luck bad, but he’s bad.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:41 pm

Prediction: Nelson Agholor has his coming out party this week.
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:41 pm

[insert gay joke here]
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 8:42 pm

cloisterwater Cox right in your hole
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 8:44 pm

HailBandG Mo Clai is Kaep bad
It’s just that everyone else behind Mo Clai is also Kaep bad
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:44 pm

http://i.imgur.com/7BqV6MP.gifv
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:45 pm

I like it. He was doing a good job getting open before the injury, Bradford missed him on a couple good routes.
HailBandG

November 3, 2015 at 8:45 pm

Kaepboys
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 8:45 pm

JosephR2225 I certainly hope his hands are better than the rest of the team’s.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:46 pm

Well, that’s step two. We’re still working on that.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 8:46 pm

Mo Clai is the Kaepernick of Gabberts
22SnakePlissken5150

November 3, 2015 at 8:46 pm

Cowboys beat Eagles this week.
BOOK IT
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 8:46 pm

He should ask Uncle Jer about that stickum he never used.
Matt Mosley 4.1

November 3, 2015 at 8:46 pm

Go boys
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:47 pm

normally i would say yes but i was forced to watch cassel play for years. And the makes me go LOL
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:47 pm

lol, that’s just an example of Randle being shitty
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:47 pm

You’ve always wanted your CB to get burnt and your safety to be late with help but get lucky knocking a ball away from pan hands Randle that he should have caught?
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:47 pm

snake hearts penis
22SnakePlissken5150

November 3, 2015 at 8:48 pm

Biased Optimism there is THAT problem, but I’m hoping he has a rare competent game.
Dongtavious Steelwang

November 3, 2015 at 8:48 pm

JosephR2225 See that gif down there? That’s Justin Justining himself.
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:48 pm

odd mcfadden is the last one standing beside cast off cmike. didnt see that coming
H20

November 3, 2015 at 8:49 pm

exactly…swiping at a receiver’s arms after arriving late works <1% of the time.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:49 pm

JosephR2225 Especially when he was damn near clear to the endzone if he had caught it.
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:50 pm

I just wanted to clarify. Because if that is in fact what he was looking for, they could have saved that first round pick and signed Nate Allen instead.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

November 3, 2015 at 8:51 pm

Needs more mustard
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:51 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Is this if he wins or loses?
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:51 pm

Someone should do an avi bet with Weech.
http://i.imgur.com/B5rW3Ax.jpg
Frenchie!

November 3, 2015 at 8:51 pm

Eagles beat Cowboys by at least 2 TDs
BOOK IT
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:51 pm

JosephR2225 He already has that one
Biased Optimism

November 3, 2015 at 8:51 pm

why is the saftey holding the ball like that?
22SnakePlissken5150

November 3, 2015 at 8:51 pm

Kellys_Chipadelphia the football player drinking mustard gif revolts him every time
JosephR2225

November 3, 2015 at 8:53 pm

Squatch, maybe we should get the prediction center post up. People are feeling spunky.
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:53 pm

JosephR2225 Ahead of you
Sir Squatch

November 3, 2015 at 8:55 pm

https://spikedkoolaid.com/nfc-prediction-center-week-9/

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