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    NFC East – All bEAST Team – Halfway

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    Offense: QB – Dak Prescott RB – Ezekiel Elliot WR – Amari Cooper WR – Terry McLaurin WR – Golden Tate TE – Zach Ertz LT – Tyron Smith LG – Ereck Flowers C – Travis Frederick RG – Brandon Brooks RT – Lane Johnson Defense: Edge – Markus Golden Edge – Robert Quinn DT…

    A Fuck You Eagles Mock Draft

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    I just based the order on the league standings on ESPN. You can @ my balls.   1. Cincinnati Bengals – Tua Tagovailoa, QB, Alabama   2. Miami Dolphins – Justin Herbert, QB, Oregon   3. Washington Redskins – Andrew Thomas, OT, Georgia   4. Atlanta Falcons – Chase Young, DE, Ohio State   5. New…

    NFCE All-bEast Team – Quarter Pole

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    By Joey “Reg” Esquire QB – Dak Prescott The leader in basically every statistical passing category. Competition level should come into account, but for now it’s Dak over Wentz based on raw production. RB – Saquon Barkley, Ezekiel Elliott Yes, I’m putting two RBs on instead of three WRs, because the WRs have mostly been…


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    A Rian Johnson Story Let’s start off at the very beginning of the movie: the opening scene. Rian Johnson couldn’t possibly start the movie off so poorly that you could almost tell from the jump that the movie was going to suck, could he? Yep. I probably shouldn’t nitpick too much or I’ll have to…

    NFCE Winners and Losers – Week 1

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    In lieu of the all-bEast team this early in the season when it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, here are some winners and losers for each team from Week 1: Winners: Dak Prescott and Kellen Moore Statistically this was the best game of Prescott’s career. Much of the credit there probably goes to…

    NFC East Week 1 Predictions

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    By: Mytee Of the four teams, only the Eagles managed to escape the offseason without any alarming scandals.    The Cowboys are in a death match with their All Pro running back.  The Redskins 7 time Pro Bowl left tackle is a no show.   The Giants flubbed the offseason by trading away one of their two…

    2019 NFC East Season Predictions

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    By Joey Esquire NFCE Standings: 1. Eagles (11-5) 2. Cowboys (8-8) 3. Giants (7-9) 4. Redskins (6-10) bEast Curse lives. The Eagles have a strong roster and good coaching on both sides of the ball. Wentz staying healthy is the constant caveat for this team and, I think, the only real obstacle that could prevent…

    End of Training Camp Expectations

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    By: Mytee As training camps come to a close and the preseason officially begins, fans have heard enough about what their teams have put together for the 2019 season to form some realistic expectations.   Before we can see the depth the teams yield in preseason, let’s set expectations for each of the four NFC East…


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    By Joey Tire-Esquire Rushing offense is the new Eli vs Romo. It gives us something to scream at each other about all offseason, which is fine I guess… but we’re mostly talking past each other. This article is intended to be a balanced, nuanced discussion to hopefully get us to consensus, so we can finally…

    NFC East Defensive Positional Group Rankings

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    By: Lupo EDGE: 1. Dallas: DLaw & Quinn, who is past his prime, make a formidable tandem 2. Skins: Kerrigan on pace for the Hall of Very Good and Sweat could be a steal if he lives up to his pre-draft hype. 3. Eagles: Losing Long and Bennett hurts the depth here, but Barnett should…