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    GOATroppolo Presents: Sherman, An Expose

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    Some brilliant exerts from Peter King’s brilliant expose on the Richard Sherman signing: 1. “We’re on the 1-yard line here!” 49ers GM John Lynch said late Saturday afternoon to the free-agent corner he was recruiting, Richard Sherman. “We can do this! We can put this in the end zone!” Sherman smiled. “I’ve been at the…

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    GOATroppolo’s Random Thoughts

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    – Patriots got the 43rd pick trading GOATroppolo. Bills got the 65th pick for trading Tyrod. Bravo Bills. Bravo Lynch. – Buffalo trading Tyrod means they will be drafting a QB in the upcoming draft. Since they pick 21st and 22nd it means they will be looking to trade up to around a top 10…

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    FREE AGENTS / TRADES KIRK COUSINS Strengths: INCREDIBLY adept at making obscene amounts of money. He’s an earner. Seems to throw for lots of yards. Has his own tag line. Weaknesses: Overrated nerd. Probably believes in Jesus Odds of acquiring: 20% SAM BRADFORD Strengths: Can look off two safeties simultaneously. Lots of starts under his…

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    SKA of Thrones, Part 3

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    We’re back for part 3 of SKA of Thrones with a whole new cast of characters. Sit back and enjoy the show. Aemon Targaryen Old man who likes to read and write and is very calm despite the people around him being insane. SKA Equivalent: Silent Bob Jeor Mormont Really old, but a big, strong…

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    Kristina Keal Presents: Best and Worst SKA Krunks!

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    There is a lot of debate on who is the top dog on SKA. The debate is over. Data can be used to show who provides the most and least quality of comments. We will be using one metric to determine who is the best SKA member. This metric is the comment-to-likes received ratio. One…

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    A New Article

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    Because no one’s fingers should be subjected to that much scrolling.

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    It seems like every day I am approached by Knowledge Seekers on the street who ask me “WHY?? Why does everyone LOVE Russell Carrington Wilson so very much? Why does his greatness inspire us all? And why, oh why, does his story speak to my very soul? What makes him so GARSH-DARN RELATABLE??!” These are…

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    MOUTH SORE PRESENTS: Seahawk Homer Logic in a Nutshell

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    So wait, let me get Seahawks homer logic straight… In 2017 you back into a playoff win against the Vikings because their Kicker, Blair Walsh, misses a field goal. An offseason later, your GM John Schneider (who you say is a genius) responds to that event by signing that very same Kicker. Now, you’re going…

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    SKA of Thrones, Part 2

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    Part 2 of SKA of Thrones is here. Hope you enjoy the show. Tormund Giantsbane Huge wildling who enjoys fighting and fucking as his life pleasures. Will fuck anything that moves. SKA Equivalent: BMT Grand Maester Pycelle His wisdom is well known, but he tends to drone on for long periods of time. SKA Equivalent:…

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    SAVE THIS IN YOUR BOOKMARKS IN CASE YOU EVER GET CONFUSED ON WHO WE ARE REFERRING TO THESE ARE THE NICKNAMES EVERYONE HAS EARNED THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. MFA: 2Legit Kill Sauce BKOB: Earthy Girthy Lisa: Mommy Wommy Basement Fuck Zippy: Jew Boy Shopping Cart Bader: Cucktober Fest Tribe: Anal Ease Nav: Water Lips Vegas: Big…

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