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    NAV PRESENTS: Top 5 Reasons Dub is afraid of the 2019 49ers.

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    So, to get a new article up, I’m going fo write about the 49ers on my phone. I’ll discuss five reasons why Dub is afraid of the 49ers. Yes, I’m going full homer mode . It’s June, talk to me about realistic expectations in September. The 49ers pass rush is going to be deadly. Russell…

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    A Second Message From U.S. Navy SEAL Don Shipley

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    RE: Fake U.S. Navy SEAL Sir, I greatly appreciate your ongoing interest in upholding the honor of the U.S. Navy SEAL Teams, and your search for the truth. My efforts to expose SEAL imposters are performed as a service to the public, and in honor of my fallen SEAL Teammates, who truly earned the right…

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    ESPN: Progress Reports for NFCW 1st round draft picks

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    No. 1: Arizona Cardinals QB Kyler Murray: The only access to Murray on the field is through stretching and individual drills, so it’s tough to get a true gauge on how he looks, but one thing is for sure: His passes are crisp. They seem to jump off his hand and his long passes land…

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    MFA’s WIFE PRESENTS: PETITION FOR DIVORCE

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    My husband is going through his fourth life crisis. He is obese, bald, bankrupt, short and sexually inept. MFA has been meeting with a therapist in order to fix his life but to no avail. Our marriage is falling apart. We have no money. The bank is about to repossess his Bosley wig for the…

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    K1 PRESENTS: NFCW OTA Headlines

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    Cardinals: Carson Palmer To Be Inducted Into Cardinals Ring Of Honor alongside Keal’s Jetta which has seen more oil changes than Cardinals wins. Orlovsky: Murray ‘one of the great all-time QB prospects’ if not for his micropenis. He’s the leader’: Cardinals teammates react to Patrick Peterson attending voluntary OTAs after PED scandal involving the use…

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    5 Dysfunctional Krunks of SKA Revealed: MikefromAZ’s True Story

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    The term dysfunctional is defined as “abnormal or impaired functioning” on the part of an individual person, between people in any sort of relationship, or amongst members of a family. Poor functioning refers to both behavior and relationships that aren’t working and have one or more negative, unhealthy aspects to them, such poor communication or…

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    TRIBE PRESENTS: Fair and Balanced NFCW Draft Grades

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    Cardinals: C- Their alcoholic General Manager drafted Josh Rosen and then traded him a way a year later. Ok, whatever, fine. So they drafted a 5’9 QB with the number one overall pick. Their best hope is that he becomes Russell Wilson but that is unlikely. This team has gaping holes everywhere like Bader’s girlfriend…

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    NFL Draft Trollthread – Sponsored by YAGA

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    Round 1 draft order Arizona Cardinals San Francisco 49ers New York Jets Oakland Raiders Tampa Bay Buccaneers New York Giants Jacksonville Jaguars Detroit Lions Buffalo Bills Denver Broncos Cincinnati Bengals Green Bay Packers Miami Dolphins Atlanta Falcons Washington Redskins Carolina Panthers New York Giants (from Cleveland Browns) Minnesota Vikings Tennessee Titans Pittsburgh Steelers Seattle Seahawks Baltimore…

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    BKOB Presents: Curated Ignorance

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    Greetings, Knowledge Seekers. Laugh with me, won’t you, as we delve into the delusional fantasies of the Knowledge Haters. These misguided sheep honestly believed their NFCW-serfdom had come to an end. Ciara conspiracy theories have run rampant since the #CollapeOfReality “Danny O’neil is a smart man” …I’m speechless But, but… it says “Report:” Lisa loves…

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    CARDINALS QB CONUNDRUM: EVALUATED

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    With all the media hysteria surrounding the Cardinals, Josh Rosen, Kyler Murray and the #1 overall pick, I have taken it upon myself to analyze this situation thoughtfully, logically and without bias. Every asshole with a twitter account and aspirations of being the next Adam Schefter have all chimed in with their “sources” and “hot…

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