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    Breakdown of 2018 Non-Division Opponents: 49ers

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    Today we continue the breakdown of 2018 non-division opponents for the NFC West with the San Francisco 49ers. The 49ers closed the season winning 6 of 7, but still finished last in the division. Like other NFC West teams, the 49ers will play the AFC West and the NFC North in 2018. Due to their…

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    Breakdown of 2018 Non-Division Opponents: Rams

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    We continue the breakdown of 2018 non-division opponents for NFC West teams, this time looking at the reigning division champs, the LA Rams. Like other NFC West teams, they will play the NFC North and AFC West in 2018. Due to their first place finish, they will be playing on the road against the winner…

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    Breakdown of 2018 Non-Division Opponents: Cardinals

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    We’re still 7 months away from watching NFC West football again, but the good news is the opponents they will be playing in 2018 have already been released. I figured it’s never too soon to break down some key non-divisional matchups for each team, so here we go! We’re going to go in alphabetical order,…

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    In 2016, a malicious clown wanted to seize power in the free world. His desire for power had a few obstacles that had to be eliminated or neutralized. The clown had a penchant for partying and his narcissistic ego thrived on praise and adulation. Enter one Stormy Daniels, porn star, stripper, and love interest of a part time…

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    THE GHOST OF DHC PRESENTS: Cardinals fans, GET UP!

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    My fellow Cardinals fans, it’s time to unite.It is time to be proud that you support the Cardinals. It is our time. Our infinite dynasty begins with the hiring of Steve Wilks. We must knock Rams fans down. We must knock Seahawks fans out. We must pummel 49ers fans and their disgusting Jimmy G Cult.…

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    GOATroppolo Presents: The Schottenheimer Problem

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    Bevell was unfairly scapegoated by many Seahawks fans who blamed him for their team’s offensive setbacks. He did a very good job of catering that offense to Russell Wilson’s strengths and maximizing his unique abilities to create an efficient scoring unit. Just on the basis of Weighted DVOA, (Defense-adjusted Value Over Average) here are the…

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    The Cult of Jimmy God

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    Authors: Son of Liberty, Cato, and Publius “We, the Rebel Alliance against Jimmy God and HIs Cult, do therefore in the name—and by the authority—of the free beings of SKA, solemnly publish and declare our intentions: To fight and oppose you and your forces, by any and all means at our disposal; To refuse any…

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    Ranking 49ers Starting Quarterbacks since Steve Young

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    The 49ers found their franchise quarterback in Jimmy Garoppolo due Belichick not wanting to send him to Cleveland, the city of dead ends for quarterbacks. It has been a long time since The Faithful could say this with a virtual certainty, and to prove it, I’ve accumulated a list of all 16 quarterbacks to start…

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    NAV PRESENTS: This is the last DHC article I promise.

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    I was planning to write a article responding to Split hat’s article. The one he wrote three weeks ago about the Oakland A’s. That article broke me and made me want to crawl under a rock. However, three hours ago Keal revealed that our favorite racist DHC has officially passed away. I wrote a eulogy…

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    DHC: NOOOOOOOOooooooo

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    “God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives; who will wipe this blood off us? What water…

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