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    The Cult of Jimmy God

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    Authors: Son of Liberty, Cato, and Publius “We, the Rebel Alliance against Jimmy God and HIs Cult, do therefore in the name—and by the authority—of the free beings of SKA, solemnly publish and declare our intentions: To fight and oppose you and your forces, by any and all means at our disposal; To refuse any…

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    Ranking 49ers Starting Quarterbacks since Steve Young

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    The 49ers found their franchise quarterback in Jimmy Garoppolo due Belichick not wanting to send him to Cleveland, the city of dead ends for quarterbacks. It has been a long time since The Faithful could say this with a virtual certainty, and to prove it, I’ve accumulated a list of all 16 quarterbacks to start…

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    NAV PRESENTS: This is the last DHC article I promise.

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    I was planning to write a article responding to Split hat’s article. The one he wrote three weeks ago about the Oakland A’s. That article broke me and made me want to crawl under a rock. However, three hours ago Keal revealed that our favorite racist DHC has officially passed away. I wrote a eulogy…

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    DHC: NOOOOOOOOooooooo

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    “God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives; who will wipe this blood off us? What water…

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    The Real BKOB Report – End of Year Edition

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    GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!! That’s right, Knowledge Seekers, this is the Season Finale of The Real BKOB Report!! Wow, so soon? Time flies when you spend half of the season living in the woods. This is the Edition that will feature all of…

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    First Article of 2018: The Story of Bearded Keal

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    Twas the season to be merry, give gifts, and consume copious amounts of alcohol celebrating the new year. The kids have Santa Claus, but for everybody on this website, we had a different bearded hero to provide us with joy. Here is the story of the short lived, but legendary figure we now know as…

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    DHC: The Passing of a (B)LOG LEG(END)

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    By Miles Hardwick Barleycorn III, Esquire As most of you have probably heard, SKA has decided that DHC is now deceased.  The circumstantial evidence doesn’t look good for him: hasn’t logged on in 10 days, and even worse, hasn’t crowed about Larry Fitzgerald reaching 100 catches for the 300th time.  That’s when I knew.  Quite…

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    NAV PRESENTS: A Tribute to our favorite racist DHC

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    Hit them with a little Arizona Cardinals talk… That is the only thing our good friend DHC wanted. First of all, I sincerely hope this article is premature and DHC is perfectly fine somewhere laughing at ” Dot Head”. Earlier this week Keal attempted to contact DHC through the email address DHC provided for SKA’S…

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    The Real BKOB Report – Week 16 Edition

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    GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!! Welcome, one and all, to the final BKOB Report of the calendar year 2017! Hard to believe, isn’t it? I hope you all had a Golden Boner worthy-Christmas, filled with Tables, and Knowledge, and Charts, and Joy. I know…

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    AZK PRESENTS: #METOO and Probably #YOUTOO…

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    … and the Apocalypse That Never Ends Being a Cardinals Fan Just as Harvey Weinstein, Matt Lauer, Kevin Spacey, and countless others are accused of sexual harrassment by numerous scores of innocent victims, so too am I the victim of a raping that goes far beyond the deviant misconduct of those animals. Maynard thinks what Kevin…

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