ESPN: Progress Reports for NFCW 1st round draft picks

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    No. 1: Arizona Cardinals QB Kyler Murray: The only access to Murray on the field is through stretching and individual drills, so it’s tough to get a true gauge on how he looks, but one thing is for sure: His passes are crisp. They seem to jump off his hand and his long passes land…

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    MFA’s WIFE PRESENTS: PETITION FOR DIVORCE

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    My husband is going through his fourth life crisis. He is obese, bald, bankrupt, short and sexually inept. MFA has been meeting with a therapist in order to fix his life but to no avail. Our marriage is falling apart. We have no money. The bank is about to repossess his Bosley wig for the…

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    K1 PRESENTS: NFCW OTA Headlines

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    Cardinals: Carson Palmer To Be Inducted Into Cardinals Ring Of Honor alongside Keal’s Jetta which has seen more oil changes than Cardinals wins. Orlovsky: Murray ‘one of the great all-time QB prospects’ if not for his micropenis. He’s the leader’: Cardinals teammates react to Patrick Peterson attending voluntary OTAs after PED scandal involving the use…

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    Zorstique’s Mariners Update of the Week

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    Greetings Mariners fans. It has been a while since I last wrote an update, of which I apologize. I have significantly less free time today than I had a year ago. I am not promising that this will become a thing again, but something happened last night that was historic, so magical that it would…

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    5 Dysfunctional Krunks of SKA Revealed: MikefromAZ’s True Story

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    The term dysfunctional is defined as “abnormal or impaired functioning” on the part of an individual person, between people in any sort of relationship, or amongst members of a family. Poor functioning refers to both behavior and relationships that aren’t working and have one or more negative, unhealthy aspects to them, such poor communication or…

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    NFC East Top 10

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    By Justin This is my article don’t @ me just F yourself. Top 10 offensive skill players heading into 2019 season 1. Ezekiel Elliott 2. Saquon Barkley 3. Carson Wentz 4. Zach Ertz 5. Jordan Howard 6. Amari Cooper 7. Alshon Jeffrey 8. Darius Guice 9. Dak Prescott 10. Sterling Shepard h.m. Jordan Reed. Top…

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    MFA PRESENTS: Top 6 SKA Krunks

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    1. Bader He is a family man. He will become a great husband. He has a gentle soul. Bader is a talented poker player and sports bettor. Everyone here should seek his financial advice. He has the body of Hercules and the brain of Einstein. Bader is SKA’s founding member. He will develop dementia soon…

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    NFC East Positional Rankings

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    NFC EAST POSITIONAL RANKINGS This is not only based off of personnel, but how coaching comes into play, and performance from the past two years. I did not get as analytical as I would have liked to. Took me long enough to write this master piece as it is, and no one is going to…

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