Zorstique’s Mariners Update of the Week

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    It has been over a week since the last update of the week. Unfortunately this means that the actual updates are rather lengthy at this point. Per Cinco I have deleted the original opening article, to keep this one smaller. Please enjoy responsibly, and remember donate to the Keal Drinking Fund today. Zorstique’s Mariners Update…

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    A haircut the first day in Amsterdam by Ancientage

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    What followed was a scary clusterfuck of Dutch, English, and Turkish, if you were to translate everything directly into English: HAIRDRESSER: “So, where you come from?” *Proceeding to attach the appropriate extension onto an electric razor and peel my scalp like a Doner kebab.* ME: “I come from the ‘ooo-ess-ahh,’ uh, America… Sacramento, California correct? It…

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    NFC East Breakfast Links 6-20

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    Redskins: Washington Redskins: A look at the linebackers for 2016 Morgan Moses, Redskins Line More Experienced in 2016 WOODY: Redskins looking good, but (you knew there was a ‘but,’ didn’t you?) Redskins: Su’a Cravens – Best Case / Worst Case Eagles: Eagles’ 53-man roster projection includes a FB at TE Eagles long snapper to perform…

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    Zortique’s Mariners Update of the Week – Math is Fun

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    There are a lot of things that I do not understand about baseball. This week I was told about the Pythagorean Winning Percentage. What is the Pythagorean Winning Percentage? There are two ways of calculating Pythagorean Winning Percentage (W%). The more commonly used, and simpler version uses an exponent of 2 in the formula. W%=[(Runs…

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    MHB PRESENTS: KEAL VS. MFA…

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    …Choose Your Slavemaster **Third and Final Installment of the MFA Quadrilogy** by MHB There comes a point in a young man’s life when he must choose between his head and his heart, between chasing after a dream or settling for a sure thing that seems “good enough”. You are all well past that point, and…

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    NFC East Links 6-13

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    Redskins: Kirk Cousins’ command of Redskins offense evident at organized team activities Kirk Cousins: ‘No progress’ on a long-term contract with the Redskins Here Are 3 Washington Redskins Veterans On The Roster Bubble Redskins projections have NFL analysts scratching their heads Eagles: Eagles 53-man roster projection after minicamp The Philadelphia Eagles: What to Expect from…

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    Zorstique’s Mariners Update of the Week

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     – Or why the Mariners Cannot Win at Home I was asked to come up with an article on why the Mariners cannot win at home. Unless I am mistaken, the Mariners are only 2 games under 500 at home, but this is significant as they are one of the best teams in all of…

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    SKA PRESENTS: THE BEST $20 EVER SPENT

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    Hello Mr. and Mrs. Shipley, I am writing to ask for your help in verifying a claim that Michael Brummett was a Navy Seal in the early 80’s. I suppose that most, if not all, of your requests are to call out a fake SEAL, but I tend to believe Mike is the real deal.…

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