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    Because no one’s fingers should be subjected to that much scrolling.

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    EARTHY GIRTHY PRESENTS: A Hero’s Journey

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    It seems like every day I am approached by Knowledge Seekers on the street who ask me “WHY?? Why does everyone LOVE Russell Carrington Wilson so very much? Why does his greatness inspire us all? And why, oh why, does his story speak to my very soul? What makes him so GARSH-DARN RELATABLE??!” These are…

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    MOUTH SORE PRESENTS: Seahawk Homer Logic in a Nutshell

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    So wait, let me get Seahawks homer logic straight… In 2017 you back into a playoff win against the Vikings because their Kicker, Blair Walsh, misses a field goal. An offseason later, your GM John Schneider (who you say is a genius) responds to that event by signing that very same Kicker. Now, you’re going…

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    SKA of Thrones, Part 2

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    Part 2 of SKA of Thrones is here. Hope you enjoy the show. Tormund Giantsbane Huge wildling who enjoys fighting and fucking as his life pleasures. Will fuck anything that moves. SKA Equivalent: BMT Grand Maester Pycelle His wisdom is well known, but he tends to drone on for long periods of time. SKA Equivalent:…

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    NFC East Link – 2/21

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    Direct Disqus link for comments because Keal sucks https://disqus.com/home/discussion/spikedkoolaid/nfc_east_link_8211_221/ Redskins: Redskins fortunes won’t change until the front office does Assessing Washington Redskins first-round options: RB Derrius Guice Clock ticking on possible Redskins-Kirk Cousins tag showdown Redskins: Jerrell Freeman could be a good contingency plan for Zach Brown Eagles: What the Philadelphia Eagles should do at…

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    GOOD BOY PRESENTS: SKA NICKNAME INDEX

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    SAVE THIS IN YOUR BOOKMARKS IN CASE YOU EVER GET CONFUSED ON WHO WE ARE REFERRING TO THESE ARE THE NICKNAMES EVERYONE HAS EARNED THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. MFA: 2Legit Kill Sauce BKOB: Earthy Girthy Lisa: Mommy Wommy Basement Fuck Zippy: Jew Boy Shopping Cart Bader: Cucktober Fest Tribe: Anal Ease Nav: Water Lips Vegas: Big…

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    SKA of Thrones, Part 1.

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    Game of Thrones is just like SKA. Both the cruel and honorable come here just to fight or get attacked. Don’t believe me? Here are 10 Game of Thrones characters and their SKA equivalents. Happy offseason, everybody! Walder Frey An old fart who always has wives 70 years younger than him, he gets over his…

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    NFC East Links 2-13

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    Redskins: Washington Redskins: The cons of drafting a first-round defensive lineman Redskins safety Su’a Cravens applies for reinstatement Redskins must improve injury record and defense in 2018 Allen Robinson? Ryan Grant? Here are Redskins’ free-agent options at wide receiver. Eagles: 10 Philadelphia Eagles who might not return in 2018 Rules analyst says Philadelphia Eagles’ signature…

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