RAS: The Ballad of DangerRuss

835 563 nofriendo

They said Russell was too short,..To quarterback in this great sport,..He said, “Not true,” in grand retort.

 

“I have what it takes,.. With roll out playaction fakes,.. To be an all time great!”

 

Then there came a time,.. For Russ to go and shine,.. At the Patriots goal line.

 

Its was second down and goal,.. In the Super Bowl,.. With the Seahawks in a hole.

 

Coach Carroll made the call,.. For Russell to pass the ball,.. But he couldn’t see at all!

 

Though a pass pick was designed,.. Russell became blind,.. By his tackle’s big behind.

 

He stepped up in the pocket,.. To throw a real hot rocket,.. At Ricardo Lockett.

 

Too bad Russell couldn’t track,.. Malcolm Butler, corner back,.. Was just ready to attack.

 

Butler came down crashing in,.. And much to Dick’s chagrin,.. Stole the Seahawks win.

 

Now Russell’s really down,.. And Pete looks like a clown,.. While all the 12th man frown.

 

8OfjUh2

 

With Seattle in a stress,.. Russell had to openly confess,.. The choke was all his mess.

 

So I guess that it is true,.. That all the pundits knew!,…

 

Russell, can you grow to 6 foot 2?

 

isZfdSj

AUTHOR

nofriendo

All stories by: nofriendo