Ron LaCroix Presents: 4 Reasons Why Nav Can’t Find A Job In His Field

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1. Lack of a competitive degree. Employers take one look at his Criminal Justice degree from SJSU and throw his résumé in the trash. Nobody wants that shit. Theres 100+ universities in California and he picked probably the worst of the bunch. He should’ve gone to a competitive university like Stanford, Berkeley, or maybe even UNLV. Not to mention that SJSU is an embarrassment to the Mountain West Conference.

2. Lack of proper grammar and sentence structure. Nav can’t formulate a proper sentence if you walked his dumbass through it. When typing a cover letter for a job, it reads as well as a 1st grader’s story. He, too, uses crayons to write it. I’m shocked that he passed English 101 and English 102 at SJSU. He’s the king of fragmented sentences. What can you expect, though, when you look like Mr. Potato Head.

3. Anger issues. About 62 times a day, Sukhjot logs onto the spikedkoolaid.com to rant about something in his life. His caps lock key has been used so often that it no longer works, and it just so happens to be stuck on the all-caps. No employer (except his family) is going to hire a hothead like that, especially when he puts “go fuck yourself” in the address line of his application. For instance, the 3rd or 4th post I saw on his profile was this:

And he wonders why nobody will hire him. Ha! 99% of his posts are just like that one. You can’t tell your potential employers to go fuck themselves and get away with it.

4. Appearance. He shows up to job interviews in a polo shirt and gym shorts. He also has black people lips, and we all know black people aren’t sought after in the work force. It’s very off-putting. He doesn’t even have the nerve to wipe off the sweat on his forehead before interviewing.

Not good, Sukhjot, not good.

This is all constructive criticism, Nav. We love you.

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