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    The NFL Regular season has ended with probably the most depth at starting QB we have ever seen but none are more relevant than this season’s future MVP, Patrick “SHOWTIME” Mahomes. He is the new Messiah of football. He has revolutionized the position with his unorthodox throwing ability and knack for making a play no matter what the defense brings. For true appreciation do yourself a favor and rewatch each touchdown pass on what many are considering the greatest season for a QB of all time. So its no surpise that he makes the top of the list But the following rankings are every QB who has started a game this year.


    1. Patrick Mahomes – THE GOAT
    2. Drew Brees
    3. Phillip Rivers – Peyton Manning with down syndrome
    4. Russell Wilson – Will Smith of the NFL
    5. Andrew Luck – Mickey Mouse
    6. Jared Goff – Cankles for hands
    7. Matt Ryan – Nerd
    8. Desean Watson
    9. Tom Brady – Pervert
    10. Ben Roethlisberger – Rapist
    11. Kirk Cousins – Crook
    12. Aaron Rodgers – Declining
    13. Lamar Jackson – Pure of Heart
    14. Dak Prescott
    15. Baker Mayfield – Drunk Athiest
    16. Cam Newton
    17. Mike “Mitch” Trubisky
    18. Nick Foles – Napoleon Dynamite
    19. Carson Wentz – Ginger fag
    20. Jameis Winston -Skrong
    21. Matt Stafford
    22. Nick Mullens – Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
    23. Eli Manning
    24. Alex Smith – Boss
    25. Ryan Fitzpatrick – Magical
    26. Joe Flacco – Elite
    27. Andy Dalton – Ginger fag
    28. Derek Carr
    29. Marcus Mariota
    30. Ryan Tannehill
    31. Josh Allen
    32. Sam Darnold
    33. Case Keenum
    34. CJ Beathard
    35. Blake Bortles
    36. Brock Osweiler
    37. Jeff Driskel
    38. Jimmy Garoppolo – Womanizer
    39. Josh Rosen – Feminazi Jew
    40. Blaine Gabbert
    41. Redskins backups
    42. Sam Bradford


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