SKA of Thrones, Part 2

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    Part 2 of SKA of Thrones is here. Hope you enjoy the show.

    Tormund Giantsbane

    Huge wildling who enjoys fighting and fucking as his life pleasures. Will fuck anything that moves.

    SKA Equivalent: BMT

    Grand Maester Pycelle

    His wisdom is well known, but he tends to drone on for long periods of time.

    SKA Equivalent: Halosramsfan

    Ser Meryn Trant

    Pedophile who gets turned on by inappropriate acts towards young girls.

    SKA Equivalent: iKitten

    Beric Dondarrion

    Warrior who risked his life for the greater good, losing many parts of him in the process.

    SKA Equivalent: JohnnyP

    Joffrey Baratheon

    Evil bastard who gets pleasure out of the pain and misery of others. Deep down, he is really a craven.

    SKA Equivalent: HawaiianHonky

    Ramsay Bolton

    Another evil bastard who happens to be even more demented and sadistic than Joffrey.

    SKA Equivalent: Tribe

    Hodor

    Halfwit who is incapable of saying anything of substance and can only say one thing.

    SKA Equivalent: DallasCowboysSux

    Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)

    Notorious for having many different loyalties, but is only really loyal to himself.

    SKA Equivalent: DGDub

    Cersei Lannister

    Insufferably smug and likes to start problems out of pure spite rather than political gain. Genuinely does care about her kids.

    SKA Equivalent: Gubby

    Sansa Stark

    Innocent and easily manipulated when the series starts, she learns to play the game well in recent seasons.

    SKA Equivalent: Ballon Knot

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    Oliver James

    A half beaner, half mick formerly known as Giants49ersSharksWarriors777 on ESPN, Oliver is a mutt with who happens to know a lot about football and Game of Thrones. He also has 4 kids, because Mexicans breed like rabbits.

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