SPIKED KOOLAID
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Looks like Yoshi was the Rams curse. Now that he’s a Chiefs fan they are getting blown out by a 4-12 team last year at home.
My wife hasn’t noticed I got a haircut two days ago.
* stashes that info for later use
KZ Rider Well I did keep her rather busy the other day.
k1…That might be…yoshii was a Seahawks fans in 1999..(no shit)…..lol
I think the Rams should wait until they are 5-1, before inserting Goff the Killer!
Man this game is boring as fuck. ALex Smith throw the fucking ball
Tribe – always blaming Whitey – here is Harambe taking care of the kid and a pic of the kid’s family (props for having a dad!)
cd4packers That and the humility…………………I mean Humidity
cd4packers Lived in Tampa for a year and a half……. No thanks
lmao Carr lucky not to have his knee blown up right there. Starts celebrating
TribalSteez Why do you care? 49ers aren’t a bay area team anymore
TribalSteez By default., the Raiders are the best team
cd4packers Just be glad it’s not a Samsung and it exploded.
DHC are you sad Fitz is gonna retire after this year?
leatherneckram Damn. I’m gonna be out of the knockout pool after week 1
leatherneckram Good..they will be giving us shit about Gurley, if so
cd4packers Which one? The one to come here, or the one thanking me for last night?
Interesting…. The more Packer fans show up , the more points the Jags score
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas haha…..and Alcy would be just as worthless
This Weeks Power Rankings, bottom part
30 Browns
31. 49ers
32. Packers
cd4packers Ok, that’s enough fun, i have to get back to bein pisssed off. CYA 🙂
I missed this type of trolling…even Kaep’s stupid protest can’t fuck this up (oh, hi ED)
LMAO – ” You all need to work your people skills”…….. Lynch
TribalSteez I love that he tricked people into thinking he would be good
i know he’s trash, but I didnt want to draft a TE
I thought i could get Vance McDonald in the last round
Rodgers just pure trash today. Cook running wide open all game
leatherneckram don’t you remember all of the game killing 3rd down drops he had?
espn FF servers are slammed and not working…. everybody is texting me non-stop in my league, i hate being the GM sometimes
Bill is gonna run in her stead, should easily defeat the retard
LoyalLARam k1joyce #deporttheostrich A half drunk stable boy could do the job
She’s been dead for weeks now. They’ve just been propping her up like that movie weekend at Bernies lol
k1joyce #deporttheostrich LoyalLARam haha..CNN did think so yesterday….
When it’s within 30 minutes of start time, Todd
http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/443893_miami_seattle/
san Bernardino has more homicides than oakland or chicago…sorta speak
I love when I call my local pizza shop and the fucking Egyptian doesn’t tell me how long the order is gonna take to prepare. I blame Tribe, ED, and Kaepernick for this transgression
k1joyce #deporttheostrich Your being oppressed…. Better sit down
AZKardinal rather say Jags are a darkhorse just give them something
damn. Kennan allen hurt his knee, a non contact injury.
Brian Cushing with his annual first game of the season knee injury.
Fuck, I knew I should have Started Bortles!!! what I get for leasing to people who I know better. Said it was going to be a gunslinging show.
Oh well, at least RW is cursed since I am starting him.
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em You’re gonna piss Keal off
I agreed to keep future articles in the 5 paragraph-range
Congrats Packers! Eeeking it out against one of the worst teams in the NFL…
They should really change the penalty rule for PI..Should be a 15 yard penalty at most..Only way Rodgers has a career is shit like that
funny how Flacco looks better as soon as he has deep options
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas glad you are thinking right, for a change
LoyalLARam it is crazy how a PI in the endzone gets you to a 1
Cardinals would be beating both these teams by 4 TDs right now…
i thi k we should all give rich hill the no hitter anyway
i wonder if we’ll have any Goff sightings tomorrow night
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Browns were 4th and 5 on their one 40yd. Not only did they go for it, but their went on a wildcat run play! got tackled for a loss and turn over on downs.
DA BROWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like the Ryan Brothers are about to get canned in Buffalo
Interesting sunday so far. Let me be the 1st to call this dolphins upset
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 *where’s my Kroenke avatar…
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 He’ll be the star you always wanted..just watch
Brock osweiller is severely overpaid. Good call by Elway
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 So will you honor your fandom bet, bro? Go Rams?
how does a website like ESPN fuck up that bad
KZ Rider And I am 73% sure that Jacksonville is 98% black
It’s amazing that with the weight Lacy lost, he still looks fat as fuck
Say what you want about Rodgers, but I don’t think there is a QB in the league that is better at ball handling than him
Whoa. Look how fast the bodyguards move to shield Hill from the cameras. This must happen all the time. They know exactly what to do
https://twitter.com/JohnRiversToo/status/775038726770663424
I’ll just leave this here for all you trump fans
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 Well your candidate can’t even stand up so
KZ Rider ChrisKeal Yeah I saw it. Thanks for posting it a 3rd time.
I just read Anthony Davis took yesterday off to mull retirement…..fuck this ass clown
Get off of Hillary’s nutz. She was drunk. So what? Who hasn’t gotten shit faced by 9:00am on a Sunday?
AZKardinal Football is finally back but KZ wants to talk about Hilary Clinton.
Leave Hilary alone. Shes going to get the last laugh anyways when she wins the election
Jameis looks good. Carson looks good. When a young qb has it they can make the transition these days. Goff is done. Start hoping for Watson or the notre dame guy Loyal. Rofl
LoyalLARam Turn Rae I like Tim Kaine, maybe more than her. I’m totally fine with this.
ChrisKeal LoyalLARam Turn Rae You are THIS close to being a Trump-ite!
Caron Went looks good.
At least Goff will look stylish wearing that blue and yellow warm up suit
Pence is the definition of right wing nutjob. Trump only brought him in because everybody knows he gave millions to the clintons lmao
Im glad Saints scored. OAK has to keep throwing the ball. Lets go Amari Cooper!
Derek Carr needs to step the fuck up. I accidentally drafted him for all 3 of my fantasy teams.
ChrisKeal
The rest of us already knew this.
http://media.fyre.co/5G6AxdYfS62NbRWQ7J4u_M13Tq6B.jpg
Warvette is so fucked – 75% of our roster doesn’t play until the afternoon games. 90% of his roster has blown their loads and it is a 30 point difference right now
https://twitter.com/FootballPoop https://twitter.com/FootballPoop/status/775047540270071809https://twitter.com/FootballPoop/status/775047540270071809
https://twitter.com/DonBanks you're such a fucking loser that you got demoted by Mosley. Out of the feed. Boom!
He is my placeholder for Leveon Bell through the first 3 weeks.
Interesting for a baseball team to release a guy in mid september. I guess he lost that fight twice lol
Jesus Christ. It’s actually gonna happen. Trump is gonna be president. What the fuck
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 actually no..Wentz production has nothing to do with Goff Greatness
Now you see why the Bucs fired LOvie Smith. Koetter is making Winston a superstar and they would have lost him to another team. Smart.
Billy Beane is Dead to Me I am going to delete this comment so he gets away with it.
So what we are learning is that Keal sucks at FF, yet he is in 3 leagues!
I don’t know whether to point and laugh or feel sad for the guy!
Winston was good last year and got in better shape.
EDTGO
He’s tanking it for 3 first overall picks next year. It’s in his Arizona Cardinals blood.
So ed doesnt know melvin gordons name but im supposed to believe he is on his team. Keal i need some verification lol
Trolling the rams and 9ers incessantly tomorrow with our dicks interlocked
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas
I believe you because you said it in all capitals.
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 drafted him last year. Did not lose faith in him this year. paying off
Side Note: Auto drafted last year
“I auto-drafted Melvin Gordon last year. He was terrible. Gonna draft him this year. Not gonna give up on that auto-pick!” – ED
Billy Beane is Dead to Me put him on the line…. I’ll settle his ass down.
EDTGO ChrisKeal That is surprising. The Chiefs defense is supposed to be good.
If wanting to seen Aaron Rodgers get blown up when scrambling, I don’t wanna be right…..
This can’t be, Winston with all those TDs and I have him on the bench!
But the FF points said he will not do that much. The math is suppose to be solid!!!!
– Keal
Poor Keenan Allen. Hope.he saved that signing bonus
Billy Beane is Dead to Me Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas he’s playing the eagles right now
Besides, the more Oakland gets down, the more that kid is gonna have to sling it. GARBAGE POINTS INCOMING.
SD with a big league, yet they still throwing the ball and running with woodhead.
Coach must really hate Gordon. Almost like he tries to punish him. Dude has a big burst and speed. Yet they basically use him on 1st down in obvious power run.
I would write an awesome weekly fantasy article,.. but fuck that.
ChrisKeal I would write the same article I wrote last time change a few words then demand you post it an hour before the bkob report
Look at those buds. So sick
https://twitter.com/KenWeaver/status/774725066466562048
Jesus christ, the Jags are losing to the refs. This is shit game. So many penalties against the Jags that helped the Packers score all their points
I need another TD from Jordy. Stop giving it to the fat guy.
LoyalLARam AZKardinal
They get more charity hand outs than Keal at a glory hole.
Living life. Finally done with school so moved back to civilization
ESPN fantasy sucks. Warvette’s FAP league won’t even load. Says server is busy. BUSH LEAGUE.
ChrisKeal
Fuck even you and me can handle hosting without fucking it up.
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 So who is your team?
How did lions-colts did a 3pm slot? Didnt they read Bkob’s Luck posts?
k1joyce #deporttheostrich noshoes2 Yes, but I don’t wear them, I just carry them around as a sign of protest for some reason
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3
Extra revenue from Geico.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7Flx3YCYAAkW0l.jpg
TD Raiders. Is it going to be a comeback or my brother have epic meltdown
Keal, take over one of the spots in the SKA Dynasty league. Don’t give me that horseshit about being in too many leagues. Your people need you.
JohnnyP31 And I will release everyone and take all Seahawks
noshoes2 JohnnyP31 Well Retodd has tons of SEA guys. He didn’t set his roster today. Think we are looking for someone to take Oliver’s spot and possibly Retodd.
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 Fucking retards *snorts, pushes glasses back up nose
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 Ok, you Derek Carr drafting motherfucker.
JohnnyP31 ChrisKeal He always struck me as a draft dodger
JohnnyP31 ChrisKeal Is his team any good? I’ll play as long as it isn’t Battles fucked up league
KC brought the deficit back down to 10pts. Maybe SD will now give the ball to M. Gordon and kill the clock……you fucking douches!
So in this dynasty league, I would just need to set my lineup and pick up FA’s? I could do that if you guys are in a pinch.
ChrisKeal
I filled in for Oliver. My reign lasted 2minutes. Once I was told what I had to do and log in and manage a salary cap. I was out!
They offered free beer as a prize. But it is much easier just to go to the store and buy a 12pack
ChrisKeal Oh my fuck, I just volunteered my services and you all are just going to ignore me? Screw you guys, I’m going home.
Wow what garbage officiating. I hate the pro offensive rules. Call fuckin everything P1
Retodd’s team looks good. Oliver’s looks a little less good. Ok, it might be shit.
Battles filled the Retodd vacancy with his wife, but that might not be permanent.
noshoes2 ChrisKeal Talk to Battles. I can’t make an actual decision. I’m just the face man for sales.
Did you guys know today is World Suicide Prevention Day?
*Cuts wrists.*
Give me the info. I’m in. I can totally handle responsibility, I have references. I was TWICE a mod on a prominent sports journalism/music streaming website
Home Sweet Home Pi 8rubs dirt in it… now get back out there
its almost time to laugh at wilson and the hawks.. im pretty excited
It really isn’t bad. You decide if you want to give a guy a 1, 2, or 3 year deal. You have like 51 or so years to play with. Took me like 15 minutes, and I was watching game film.
Did you guys know that Monica Lewinsky was the first one to say “Haha Clinton Dix”?
On second thought, I did lose for the first time that afternoon. Perhaps I should not have split my attention.
Oliver is is one of the SKA leagues. I wonder if he is absent from that one also?
noshoes2 KZ Rider Hillary’s shoe when she passed out this morning
look at this meme i found
ChrisKeal Oliver is is? I’ll have to forward this to my good friend and respected special investigative reporter Fredrick
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas
Well since you’re scooping me…
Scoop this one too.
http://media.fyre.co/Kwg4C9OOR02iDDybsYS1_footballmarriage.jpg
Oliver has Keenan Allen in the SKA league. If he leaves him in his lineup after this weekend, I will know he left.
HAHAHA, just found the funniest image on the internet, you guys have to check it out (actually, it’s kind of lame, but I can only work with the material I am given.)
ChrisKeal He probably got upset because he wrote up a trade proposal and no one read it.
noshoes2 I’d fuck her during timeouts, cuz I’m fast like that
LoyalLARam The thing on the end looks like a finger, like the giant dildo is calling the 9er fan to come over
I’m pretty sure ollie and adu will be gone after the 9ers-Rams game ends in a -6 to -6 tie
KC brought the deficit back down to 7pts.
SD still throwing the ball and giving the ball to woodhead on 2nd down. They deserve to lose.
Give the rock to M. Grodon!
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KZ Rider EDTGO
Gordon 2 TDs.
Think coach really hates him or he is too stupid to know how to use him
Damn, Kind of fucked up they are celebrating the 9/11 bombings, smh.
Honoring the first time jet fuel melted steel beams is pretty big
I had half a keg of Blue Moon left from the wedding. Coaches helped me get it a little lower, but I still have about 1/3 sitting in a tub in my basement.
I knew I shoulda took David Johnson. I picked #2 and I think the #1 pick took Antonio Brown.
I swear, that photo that kid just held up of a military dude, had a swastika arm band
SD just predictable play calling now
power run 1st, mid range pass 2nd. now they in 3rd and long
If i thought jay Cutler cared even a little, i might feel kinda bad for him
Wow, thats some shitty play calling SD. Lets go KC, they don’t deserve the win
I have no problem with players not standing for the anthem out of protest,.. BUT today might be the exception. Probably not the nest idea.
Jordy’s Impressionist Painting of Kaep
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/f/e/b/9/12117618342049654957DooFi_Turd.svg.hi.png
DallasCowboysSux Yeah well everyone except Fisher knew this even before the draft.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ChrisKeal DallasCowboysSux no..he would have sat Wentz too..so nothing is proven yet
ChrisKeal LoyalLARam DallasCowboysSux continue ragging tho, thats fine
Chargers punted 17 yards lol. Chiefs down 7, need to go 43 yards.
A lethal weapon remake is bad enough. As a tv show with damon wayans and some unknown jerk i want everyone involved executed
Truth is that Wentz did really good toda, and Goff has done nothing in the NFL….At least let the guy start a game in the NFL before calling him a bust
LoyalLARam
Well he can’t beat the 2nd or 3rd string guy to get on the field is why we are calling him a bust
So seahawks talk all week about their pregame display and Baldwin says he wanted to cry. I tune in and see them locking arms? That’s it?
Face it loyal, goff will have more episodes on dancing with the stars than NFL starts
Azfan1830 They chickened out. Smart. It’s 9/11. Protest any other day but today. Show some respect for the 3,000 people who got killed.
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 face what, judgements after 4 Preseason games? Fuck Off
CHicka is kicking my ass. NO prob. I got Leveon Bell on my bench. Not worried about a slow start.
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Congrats, fuckhead (and to the refs, too)
Ahhh I am here to witness the beginning of the end of the Pete Carroll era.
Home Sweet Home Pi Hello 94063 come on its alex smith give him a pass
Home Sweet Home Pi Hello 94063 plus how can you have if you ever draft any of his starting RB’s
So like a fuckin dumbass, I out thought myself and started Newton over Brees.
saints defender didnt turn his head around lol
halosramsfan he did have a nice first half then went all pouty
LoyalLARam
You could have also gone wiht fat bitches…but that would probably be too small to read.
I’m here for the ‘haven’t updated my trolls in 3 years hour’
OK Carr came through for me. Not as good as Winston, but I’ll take it. 24points.
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas
Butt plugs are really tough to get out.
Yeah Rodgers is still the best in the NFL. I watched parts of that game. So many times Packer receivers were covered well and he just fucked their shit up anyways.
WTF where is this Rawls dude!
Ithought you fuckin hawks fans knew football and were talking this guy up so I started him on my fantasy team
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS That’s why he’s hit 6 different receivers…….smh
Dude! Why were you hawks fans talking up this chick RB. I would have drafted her instead!
Azfan1830 It’s cute hearing a fan of a team with Gabbert and some Pakistani guy criticize Wilson
Hawks offense looks awesome.. especially the protection on that 3rd down play
The Hawks always like to see if your CBs will come up and get physical on the perimeter in run support. The answer with the Dolphins D is obviously no.
Wanted JAXTO win so bad
I have several people in eliminator who had GB
So do touchbacks put the ball at the 25 now? Or Madden just being completely retarded
a live look in at the raiders coach
Just to rub in the Hawks hate 5 plays after the fact….
ET HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
They should kick the FG. Take the points on the road and tie the game.
Coulda tied the game. Stupid. They will regret that later in the game if it stays close.
LoyalLARam Billy Beane is Dead to Me
His angry brother
Too Short™ I just think on 9/11 it’s in poor taste. Too many people died. Any other day sit or kneel all you want.
ChrisKeal Too Short™ too many people died in wars for the flag, whats the diff?
“This is the end”
Refs calling a Seahawk win already
LoyalLARam ChrisKeal Too Short™ They signed up?.. well except Vietnam.
LoyalLARam ChrisKeal Too Short™ Because most vets respect his right to do it. Doesn’t bother me at all.
Billy Beane is Dead to Me I was talking to yuour muderer, you ghost
JohnnyP31 LoyalLARam ChrisKeal Too Short™ did I say differently, fellow vet?
LoyalLARam ChrisKeal Too Short™ Its a song for weekend patriots.
I just think that on 9/11 people shouldn’t be afforded their freedom of protest
–President Vladimir Keal
JohnnyP31 LoyalLARam ChrisKeal Too Short™ and everyday soldiers..don’t be a dick
LoyalLARam JohnnyP31 ChrisKeal Too Short™ No, you didn’t. And if you believe differently, thats cool. I, and the guys I stay up with, don’t care about it. Civilians are the ones blowing it up “in our defense.”
JohnnyP31 LoyalLARam ChrisKeal Too Short™ Actually I do asshole, how dare you? I DO think they are absolute assholes for doing it, but its their RIGHT to be absolute FUCKHEADS
LoyalLARam JohnnyP31 ChrisKeal Too Short™ Lol, dude the song was rewritten twice because it was racist as fuck. I’m more offended by people pointing out hot chicks or drinking during the anthem than a guy who doesn’t stand for a cause.
And it worked, no one can stop talking about it.
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS
Time to put Rawls in! You know he was MVP of the league last year he was so fuckin good that he is not even playing right now
JohnnyP31 LoyalLARam ChrisKeal Too Short™ give me proof then..It was about the War of 1812…show me the racism.
Thats what happens when you ar etoo concerned with kneeling during the national anthem instead of doing your job.
wait I just remembered one of my teams has the Hawks D might of been better the no catch
Jesus FUCKING christ how lucky can the hawks be?! That rivals Walsh shaking the field goal last year.
Billy Beane is Dead to Me Hello 94063 hey what happened happened I have no control
LoyalLARam JohnnyP31 ChrisKeal Too Short™ http://www.theroot.com/articles/history/2016/07/star-spangled-bigotry-the-hidden-racist-history-of-the-national-anthem/
White Trash Lizard #DHC Somebody call the Whaaaaaambulance
You guys get to face Gappolo. Doesn’t get much luckier than that
White Trash Lizard #DHC And no points were put on the board.
White Trash Lizard #DHC when doesnt he look like shit?
How is Coyle even on this roster? He’s the new Ben Obumanu. Dude won’t go away
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas White Trash Lizard #DHC When he gets his All Pro award?
KZ Rider He is white and teams need white players that are not linemen or specialists
Fuck yea, Rawls gave a little pop. Still not a fan of Christine being so afraid of contact
Oh wait is that that totally superior RB Thomas Rawls getting 4 yards?
TribalSteez Loyal and I are cool. I know he is a vet. I just meant that all the hoopla is coming from non vets.
Too Short™ on the road in 100 degree heat. yup. Jags>>>Dolphins
halosramsfan I’m glad that you have come to terms with his superior play and skill set
Billy Beane is Dead to Me about fucking time use his AB’s to develop the young guys
Im one play behind. So looking forward to Russell’s fuck up
White Trash Lizard #DHC they’d be better off not having one
Three of our linemen block one guy and let everybody else run free. Refreshing to see such teamwork on the line
I still cant believe Kenny fucking Britt dropped a 80 yard TD
at least he is showing he will throw deep keep the D honest
im going to file a police report for Thomas’ missing ankles
WTF GOD!?! I run around close my eyes and throw it up in the fuckin air and it works every time!
– Wilson
should stop throwing to that guy. he can’t catch
Really hoping someone jumps from the stands and stabs Stills
Pathetic
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ It’s nice to see the hawk decline still occuring.
games MVPs so far… ET and Wilson.. dudes are killing it today
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ What you call shitty team … I call 9ers
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas EDTGO started him too,… BUT HE IS A FANTASY GENIUS!
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas
Sense you picked him……He must be good…………
I can’t wait to post that Wilson INT gif a few dozen times this week.
i should’ve started the dolphins defense since Seattle’s O is straight trash
Adu’s gotta get his shots in now. His team has to fake the field eventually, then he’s outta here
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em Nah. If 2014 and 2015 didn’t kill me, 2016 won’t either.
I feel like the offensive line is the main issue for the hawks and it won’t get better
It looks like the hawks are fighting tooth and nail to barely move the ball… that’s not good.
I disagree. Wilson would make a really decent change of pace RB. It’s close to what he already does.
Is that my boy sowell? That’s odd. He’s usually really good
Oh fuck that! They do worse shit to Robert Quinn on every fuckin down
Remember when SFC told everybody all week that Christine was a great fantasy start? Pepperidge Farms remembers
“2014 didn’t kill me… I just disappeared for five months after the Thanksgiving game”
-Adu
Carroll’s face was pure suprrise, like he didnt expect refs to call it against his shit team
Oh man is that Tyler Lockett? That guy that is so superior to Tavon Austin….a fumble and a drop?
Lol RW facing pressure in every snap. This OL would be a PS for most teams
So all my FF players passed expectations so far
Except for RW…..who is really shitting the bed
Edit (in 5 minutes)
Imagine how bad it would be in her if we were actually LOSING
FUCK YA VEGAS!!! Eli “resting bitch face” Manning is scroring points
I remember the days when a mediocre east coast team flying across country meant they were doomed
yeah hella stupid, since its more damage on the body if you’re traveling west to east
hawks wont have all these breaks all game.. this game is going to get out of hand quickly
LOL tribe dropped V Jackson and picked up Quinton Patton. One of the biggest desperate moves I have ever seen.
Good defense. But that’s not the problem facing this team.
The hawks have to blitz. Their standard rush isn’t getting there.
Dammit BMT! i was just about to say Griz sent a mass email begging to cover any available shifts through january
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em Your offense is looking bad
I don’t get the Hawks game – for some reason, a viewer in the middle of Niner country gets to see a game that only Texas and NY care about
im streaming that shit and have the Giants/Cowboys game on TV
Bennett looks tired. I think he wore himself out beating up OLinemen in training camp
BKOB, about those 3 points. Remind everyone what that vegas line said the hawks were supposed to win by?
This is the best team in the NFL according to the “experts”? Lol
Sac, it sounds like you might be getting bumped from the league if you don’t start paying attention. Just a heads up.
If their line is having this much problems with the dolphins I can’t wait to see them deal with our blotzes….
I see the hawks e OnLine thinks the arm holding stunt is still going on
I cannot wait to talk about the “improved interior line” with sfc
the only reason this game is tied is because Tannehill’s guys are dropping good passes
This game has a similar to the Lions game feel from last year
this game would be a blow out if the dolphins could catch
If the hawks win, it’s because the other team is downright incompetent and out screws up the hawks
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 that ball moved so badly though.
The next BKOB report should be about how Luck and Wilson both suck ass
Stills is quietly putting together the worst game by a wr in nfl history… stay tuned
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em Remember that lions game last year? It was fugly.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Oh the Fans in Miami are load and clear…….I hear them from here.
I want stills to be mentioned in the bkob report this week
Dude next to me at the restaurant is dressed in full decked out Rams apparel.
It’s hard for me not to stare and laugh.
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Pope = Catholic. Water = wet. DHC = KKK
If only the Seahawks were a good second half team
Oh wait, they’ve been the best second half team in the NFL for the past four years
You guys will win. But I’m seeing what I need to see as a cards fan. Your line vs our rush will be awesome
BKOB:
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em Losing the division seals your fate. Outside of sound machine stadium is all opponents need.
Rememberfmber when Levi’s field was going to be louder than the Clink?
In other news, Russell Okung looked great for the Broncos
I told them this guy blows and they somehow think they improved
announcer just said that RW caused that holding, i believe him
It’s a good thing our oline hasn’t forgotten how to hold. I was kind of worried that cable would forget to teach that this summer
This is the oline that had hawks fans excited in preseason lol
Looks like the cards have an easy path to the NFCW title
One of these days our oline is going to be really fucking good. That day will obviously be when I change all of the oline guys to 99 in madden
I’m here talking all this shit amd my team is about to lose to jimmy garropolo….
White Trash Lizard #DHC as long as palmer and johnson have a couple touchdowns a piece i dont care
I’m gonna count how many throws wilson actually makes from the pocket
I smell a pro bowl for Britt though. As always, he is the one bright spot
The Cowboys are gonna pay for all these 80 yard FG drives
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 coach has Bailey in FF
This is where hawks fans talk about how good their offense is. When the other team is playing situational prevent.
“I’m gunna count how many passes Wilson actually makes from the pocket”
*Wilson completes 5 in a row from the pocket, takes the lead*
These CBS announcers are fucking killing me…………………………..
OIeSagginSeahawk Lead? check
points on the board? check
D holding up well? check
Dude next to me with a Goff jersey
LOL U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602
hawks offense looked unstoppable in that first half
Wilson is 53-20 as a starter, 2ng highest rated passer ever, 3 time pro bowler, super bowl champion
“Situational prevent” -Adu
That O line is looking elite, thank god they showed it up this off-season
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em literally none of that is even close to arguing about what adu said lol way to deflect
This is where i remind everyone Miami has been 6-10 for like the last 8 seasons
k1joyce #deporttheostrich I feel like we tell them every year, and every year they assume they’re good.
“But Wilson is 53-20 as a starter and we won the Superbowl 3 years ago!”
“damn adu made a good point let me post a bunch of random irrelevant shit”- BKOB
Those 2013 Seahawks look better and better every year
I bet if 9er fans were really honest, they’d take Alex Smith back in a flash.
OIeSagginSeahawk They’ll take 8-27 Blaine Gabbert in a flash
Adusoron k1joyce #deporttheostrich “Well in 2013, we won!”
CharlietheUnicorn Hello 94063 fuck Dalton as well finally just throwing it to AJ Green instead of trying to spread it out
Adusoron <——– should be worrying about one’s own team more
Sterling Shepard with the TD
Mother WR I wanted 9ers to get
Fucking Baalke
Wow that td from wentz was gorgeous.
*POINTS AND LAUGHS AT THE RAMS*
White Trash Lizard #DHC Not bads for first start tbh
Its hilarious how loud the opposing team’s crowd is at every dallas game
White Trash Lizard #DHC You are 200 games under 500 as a franchise, never forget that
I bet if seattle fans were being honest they’d wish they hadn’t let Okung go. And traded for Jimmy Graham. And traded for Percy Harvin.
I bet Goff will look as good as Wentz tomorrow
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas The fuck do you care about Goff
White Trash Lizard #DHC Where’s my 10 cheap likes, you guys are pussies
k1joyce #deporttheostrich Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas I’m excited to him play
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas k1joyce #deporttheostrich I’m excited to watch your ass get fucked by MFA
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas k1joyce #deporttheostrich he is playing bench warmer
k1joyce #deporttheostrich White Trash Lizard #DHC woah, that was a low blow
DHC it’s gonna be pretty sad in 2 years when your entire coaching staff celebrates their 95th birthday.
I told you guys I wasn’t going to watch the first half. Wish I didn’t lie
Too bad they couldn’t have saved your franchise from going 200 games under .500, 50 or so years ago when it was still something that could be fixed
White Trash Lizard #DHC ..he is very aggressive today
White Trash Lizard #DHC I just think it’s funny that going having back to back 10+ win seasons means Arians is already the best HC in franchise history
It’s great to be here talking trash with you guys. That was a long offseason.
CharlietheUnicorn i’m not particularly fond of either team
Wilson 26 attempts, this what happens when he has to carry the team
Remember when the cardinals won a super bowl?
My dad is hilarious. “I guess that Stills has Seattle’s defense in fantasy football.”
CharlietheUnicorn White Trash Lizard #DHC I’m inspired from watching Miami’s defense
White Trash Lizard #DHC Hey. I checked in from time to time. Blog was mostly dead.
it’s fun watching all the WRs in the deepest WR draft of all time that Baalke passed over out there making plays.
We all knew RW was going to shit the bed without a Big RB threat
No one is really surprised
Get ready for some smash mouth football in the second half!
White Trash Lizard #DHC Excited to watch some elite pass blocking
TY Hilton.. .didn’t the Colts trade with the 49ers to draft him?
CharlietheUnicorn AJ Green shat all over Revis
CharlietheUnicorn Fitzpatrick threw the game ending INT. No surprise there
Its crazy that the 9ers and Rams passed on every wr in that draft and the GMs are both employed
White Trash Lizard #DHC that was awkward as hell
Just saw the replay on MIA WR dropping the TD
How does that even happen?
Smh
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 Pharoh Cooper is gonna be solid. Stedman Bailey was turning into a good player until he got shot
EDTGO the same way you burn an order of fries 2x a day at your job?
EDTGO Probably the reason the Saints let that bubblehead go in the first place
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 You loved Stedman Bailey.
The machine cooks them dummy!
They cant get burnt you idiot. Learn the fast food enterprise before you speak!
I noticed you guys stopped trolling our defense. Do you admit that you were mistaken?
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 I’l have to check
Picked up fuller off of fa, looking like a good move
Temp went from 84 to 61 degrees with this storm. Gotta love NM
White Trash Lizard #DHC Yes The Hawks go on a 30 point run
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ think he will boom and bust…. go off like today and then maybe 2-3 weeks be very average
BKOB, good defense made Stills drop a 70 yard TD? PLease explain this concept to me.
Luck and Wilson have a combined statline of “shitty”
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS I’ve seen your calves, not good
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS No but we seen your lady calves
Ronald Johnson
AJ Jenkins
Quinton Patton
Bruce Ellington
D. smelter
MIch ST WR Bursomething
This has been Baalkes shitty WR picks
CharlietheUnicorn BMT will Bruce Miller OSS
Hey… They’re sweet for a tranny
After he got burnt by AJ Jenkins, Baalkes been afraid to select WR early. He waits to like the 5th round. So when they suck he can say.
“What r u looking at me for, it was a lay round pick. All the good WRs were taken….it was a long shot he worked out anyways”
Adu – Even if he had caught it, they’d have 10 points and 150 total yards. Our defense is stout like always
That actually appeared like it may have been unintentional,.. but it’s SUH,.. so probably on purpose.
how many times have K1 and I said this. You cannot build an offense off of this scramble drill. eventually a dirty player will hurt your QB.
I think RW has lost all his season openers hasn’t he?
Az h lost
Last year he lost
If he loses today
Has he won the others?
The hawks hid their real statement for today. They are falling down to show solidarity with Hillary
EDTGO Well they showed a stat that Pete is 6-0 in home openers so probably not.
ChrisKeal EDTGO they’ve started on the road almost every year
THIS IS WHY YOU PAY TO HAVE A GOOD LINE. THIS IS WHY. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO WE SAY THIS.
k1joyce #deporttheostrich I just said this below and gave you partial credit. 😉
k1joyce #deporttheostrich or a decent QB Rams still working on this forever
k1joyce #deporttheostrich
Hawks 31st in paying the O line
That being said, Suh is a well documented cheap shot artist. If Wilson is hurt, he better get a helicopter out of Seattle after the game.
i’m the first person to ever say you need a good line. well.. OSS said it 300 years earlier.
I cannot wait to speak with munkey about this offensive line. We’ve had some lengthy discussions in the past.
White Trash Lizard #DHC sure point this out after decades of Cardinals ignoring it
White Trash Lizard #DHC if good means #notgood, then I agree
Hawk fans don’t seriously believe that was a cheap shot by Suh do they?
All Seahawk success over the last 5 years can be attributed to ‘catching a break’
They way Jesus healed Wilson’s ankle so quick is impressive.
they wrapped Wilson’s ankles in black nylons the way he likes it.
Keep blitzing wilson. If he can’t do his RB routine, you should be able to bring him down.
I like how feeling pressure is naturally praised as wilsons play style.
someone post a play by play of the Hawks losing, I want to laugh along and not be faking it to kick it
They wont. Eli is throwing passes directly to the other team
Hawks are really pushing the ball down field this afternoon.
hawks taking wilson out of the offensive game plan and they started doing good..
coincidence? i think not
White Trash Lizard #DHC Baldwin with the tough catch
When you have the modern version of the Hogs you gotta for it
CharlietheUnicorn ChrisKeal That shoulda been her team name. It’s brilliant. She loves Popeye’s. Self proclaimed.
I like that Bevell is still using 4th and short to try out all of his short yardage finesse plays
noshoes2 probably has flashbacks of Lynch getting stopped short
Whenever guys throw thier hands up you know they are guilty. That is probably why cops shoot so many black people.
At least the refs gave em a first down that drive. Progress.
ChrisKeal you should post the Shannon Sharpe comments again
At least Miami seems to be winning the field position battle. That is usually how Seattle wins games.
The Dolphins are trying really hard to screw this up by playing bad, wimpy offense.
Shit like this is why the pats cruise in that division every dam year
Adusoron at least throw a screen if your O-Line cant hold shit
Adusoron They looked good early running the ball. That has changed.
In other words, our defense is still really really good
ChrisKeal Adusoron it is called DEFENSIVE ADJUSTMENTS
Keal, Seattle wins games by paying off kickers to shank 30 yard field goals….look at their stock gifts…follow the money…Fuck MicroSoft
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em No, the dolphins are playing scared. Take advantage you morons.
Remember that time the 9ers hired a vacuum salesman to coach their team?
The hawks defense is very good. We knew that… but come on miami…. there are plays to be made
noshoes2 I think he’s back to selling vacuums and 10M richer?
Hello 94063 lane has 2 or 3 pass defensed….. in the slot
Richardson got drilled. You can tell he is trying to pretend he’s not hurt.
PRich stood up after being tackled. That’s a first!
I think the South Beach Gay finally rubbed off on the roster of the Dolphins
Holy fuck, Sowell with the tabkle, our oline is so fucking good, they can play both sides of the ball at once.
I always try and avoid complimenting Wilson, but I will give him some toughness points today.
This has been a gripping battle between two teams headed for 3rd place. Lets see who finishes it off in the 4th
man the hawks offense looks good.. tough team
Andrew Luck just threw a TD. He’s one of the players Seahawk fans hate the most because he takes attention away from WIlson.
Fudgehammer JP is jumping up and down on his couch right now
Tannehill looked just like Montana just before ‘The Catch’… until he passed it
wilson will need rape counseling after this game
You can just sense the hawks will luck this one out
You will be able to tell when Seattle thinks/knows they’re going to lose when they start trying to rumble with the opponent.
Miami’s offense starting to make plays, gaining confidence
And everyone wonders why and how the hawks get called a lucky team. the weirdest, stupidest shit happens in their favor.
true sports fans take as much pleasure out of deriding failure as appreciating excellence
I cannot fucking want to play the hawks. They need to see a real team
White Trash Lizard #DHC I’m excited to face them as well. If this is their ol, and wilson’s injury lingers, it’s going to be an opportunity to win.
I wonder if they are injecting illegal drugs into Wilson’s ankle on the sideline. Seems like something they would do.
I told my Son that this would be a low scoring Seahawks win game………………..
I did not expect this low.
great to see how bad the hawks are.. makes my day
Adusoron ChrisKeal That shit does;t work. I was thinking novocaine or something.
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em tomsula isn’t the coach anymore. Also you didn’t win by 40 last year.
This is like the fucking lions game from last year all over again but the hawks look worse and got even luckier
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em for a stats guy, you should know your numbers
Bkob,if you guys play like this vs us we might break our own record for the most points ever on the LOB
I wonder what Quinn and Donald are gonna do to this fucking mess next week
k1joyce #deporttheostrich when the starting RG is playing, it will be a battle
CharlietheUnicorn k1joyce #deporttheostrich Who’s that? The rookie?… OK.
CharlietheUnicorn k1joyce #deporttheostrich We thought the same thing about Jonathan Cooper.
seahawks offense looks good
ChrisKeal CharlietheUnicorn k1joyce #deporttheostrich He’s awesome.
Adusoron ChrisKeal CharlietheUnicorn k1joyce #deporttheostrich LOL
Adusoron hard not to when your vagina hurts
think we have the answer to how 15 rookies made the hawks roster
Adusoron I’l give him credit for toughing it out. That looked like a really bad ankle tweak.
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 declining, aging team.
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 replacing them with cheap, green rooks
Mean while Tannehill was putting on lip gloss on the sidelines.
Would not be surprised at all if Wilson is out next week. He is gonna be in a boot after this game.
He sleeps in a boot. Not on his foot either. Tucks his whole body in
Did a rams fan just make fun of our draft??
LOLOLOL
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em those extra OL’s are so humiliating
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em dont you worry, the #1 pick is sitting behind Mannion
Dodge, trying to be too cool in their advertisements
Seattle doesn’t have an OL so the fans try to make up for it LOLOLOLOL
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em I liked Mannion coming out of college 🙁
After this game, Bkob will be taking his talents back to nfcwft.com
dang that was over a yard, Miami’s ground attack HEATING UP NOW BITCHES
interesting, I saw that big gap int he DL and hoped he’d do that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas I picked them too. Fuck it this is better.
Seahawks homefield advantage has fallen off a bit, I would say
If the hawks lose AT HOME to the DOLPHINS and score less than double digits this week will be awesome.
this will all turn sour when my 49ers get destroyed @ home
White Trash Lizard #DHC The tears won’t be the only thing salty on the blog
Keep the faith. None of us want to hear Loyal talk shit all seem
k1joyce #deporttheostrich Fudgehammer I actually still remember your real name. 😉
I would try to fight him. First, I hate him, second, I could say I beat up the hulk
k1joyce #deporttheostrich Fudgehammer educated guess back from ESPN days
ChrisKeal Fudgehammer hold on let me get my business card
that was a ‘floater’. I said that in the bathroom this morning.
Wilson cannot run. You dummies need to rush at him like a normal QB that’s a statue!!!
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Adusoron I’ve been saying this for…oh 4 years?
after this game limps to a close the cowboys/giants should be an interesting finish
Another timeout. Man they have their heads up their football arse
NFL camera crews are the best. I love it how they find the most sad people in the stand and move in for the close up.
Do you guys think that was actually a tattoo? Nobody coule be that stupid
k1joyce #deporttheostrich ChrisKeal Holy shit it would be the best. Just finding hot bitches and crying men all day.
White Trash Lizard #DHC keal has a hand print on each ass cheek
This little fucker is gonna win. WIN/WIN for me. I stay alive in Tigre’s knockout pool. There is always a bright side.
OIeSagginSeahawk That thing is gonna swell up like a balloon after the game.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Of cocoaine. Dude is notnna be able to walk tomorrow.
The seahawks look horrible, so even if they win, they’ll struggle once they play someone good…like the Niners
If w win this game I’m ordering a case of nano-bubbles
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas We are going to ragdoll them!
Hey look. The guy the Seahawks traded their best lineman and first round pick for
White Trash Lizard #DHC What a collapse by this Miami defense. They had it won.
White Trash Lizard #DHC You ready for SFC to spend next week talking about how Wilson is a demi-god?
FuckChipKelly their zones are horrible. They also aren’t sending the pressure on a clearly hobbled hobbit
Career high in pass attempts… 6 points on the board. Lmfao
Well at least let Baldwin be the one who gets the TD. I need the points.
kicking Mario Williams in the head was the best move the Seattle offense made all game
Baldwin. Get me a last minute TD and I survived in the knockout pool. This works for me.
Charlie, trolling is gonna be strong this week. You guys look really really bad
ITS OK TO COME BACK SEAHAWKS FANS. THE COAST IS CLEAR
why even worry, no way miami drives here, they completely suck
The Seahawks look like a homeless dudes runny dump on the sidewalk. Fortunately they are playing the Dolphins
Yikes. He was pretty wide open there. Fucking Tannehill
The dolphins remind me of the 2015 Lions-Seattle game. Dude. Such chokers.
Hawks look awful. This game was almost perfect for us today.
Get ready for a week of the Deity Wilson, and how this game shows they’re REALLY AWESOME!!
Add one more game winning drive to RW’s already legendary resume
On one foot, no less
appreciate Tannenhill for trying to get a safety to my fantasy D
Wilson is gonna be out for at least the next 2 weeks. #BOOKIT
k1joyce #rollhawks CharlietheUnicorn well, AZ doesn’t count
Bradley sowell looked sharp. Other than that the hawks need to clean some things up.
1-0………………..God that was fucking ugly………..Ill’ take it…………..
The inner city sweathogs in Seattle will be shooting up tonight
OIeSagginSeahawk its gonna be a long season for you guys
AZKardinal Hawks O line has cancer, aids and sickle cell
I can’t wait to ready the Real BKOB report this week. He may need to hire someone from the Soviet Pravada propaganda machine to put lipstick on that porker.
Division games are going to be rough for Seattle.. that offensive line is so bad lol
Frank Clark two sacks, Marsh a stripsack and a blocked FG.
*crap, knockout pool is lasting more than 3 weeks now* ~ Tigre
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Hahahahahahaha https://twitter.com/hashtag/FinsUp?src=hash indeed, you dicks.
Lol rams are gonna stomp the hawks. They did last year before the hawks made all these “improvements “.
Graham made an appearance, too, Light duty, but good to see him out there so fast – early rumors were he’d miss most of this season.
White Trash Lizard #DHC they might have over 10 sacks of wilson
White Trash Lizard #DHC Game in Seattle was ugly week 16
Look out nfl, here comes FRANK CLARK! SUH YOU FAT FUCK!!!
Deserved to lose that one. Fuck a duck. This team is in trouble if they can’t learn to block
After the general awfulness at times throughout the game, the offensive line sure let Wilson stand in the pocket and find guys on that final drive.
congrat hawk fans and tigre, losing the SD wr was big.
We need to add some coaching class in here…
Did the one on the final play count? I thought there may have been a whistle killing it before the snap.
Wilson will get killed next two weeks.. its going to be sad
leatherneckram I THOUGHT OF YOU AWHILE ALEX WAS BRINGING THE CHIEFS BACK… LOSING THAT WR ALLEN REALLY HURT ‘EM.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue I think it did. he looked good. Still long way to go through
nope, Frank Clark 1 sack, those who thought 2 are the same people are overrated him after the draft
Gather around, and I will tell you how the one-legged warrior midget stared down Donkey Kong Suh and marched his denizen of unholy misfits down the field to glory.
I got yer coaching class…..
That’s actually most of the story. Probably no need to gather around.
J-Block Lol. Why are you commenting on it now then? It happened 3 hours ago
“I’m gunna count how many completions Wilson actually has from the pocket”
*Wilson wins it entirely from the pocket*
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em That gimpy wheel could be a prob
Hawks fans are bragging? Good god… that could have been the worst game I’ve seen from seattle in 3 years…
Wilson tried to fuck his team mates and give this game away…
Good thing Seattle has a decent defense.
Marsh had a huge day ….. Fucker was all over the place
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Lol. The game you wish you could play in
Now we know, if Wilson was not only a non-mobile QB , but an immobile QB…, he would still lead glorious game winning drives against a stalwart defensive line.
that game reminded me of when seattle beat cleveland 6-3 lol
RUSSELL WILSON PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN ANKLE!!! KURT ANGLE SHIT!!!
bry_paz Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Lol, the game the seahawks choked. #questfortwo
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas bry_paz That you couldn’t get to? Yes that game
SeattleSlew206 lol no, that would be the NECK. Great reference though
28 – 28 4:11 left in the game, Detroit driving, colts down to 5 healthy DBs
Clutch throw after clutch throw, all from the pocket
All set for kickoff in AZ.
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em He had no strength behind them too. that was tuff
Dolphins were picked to finish dead last in the AFCE…
Congrats on eeking it out on a bad team…
Did the Brows lose? Wondering if Maynard is out of the knockout pool.
Hawks offensive line looks like a bottom 5 unit… the offer se lacks any explosion whatsoever and has no identity. It’s either 3 yard runs by a committee of undersized running backs or their undersized qb feeling pressure and throwing 8 yard lasers. This team looks bad…
Fudgehammer BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em Holy shit. now I know you didn’t watch the game
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Goff!!!
With nothing but a bloody stump below his knee, Wilson directed an efficient offense down the field, before directing an angelic pass into the hands of Doug “I’m better than you” Baldwin.
White Trash Lizard #DHC bottom five seems gracious.. id say dead last
What you are describing is a massive improvement. Sounds like a SB.
To the Wilson and the Baldwin and the Sowell…, game winning drives for now, and ever after…, Seahawk Glory without end.. Amen.
If you can somehow get Tannehill to qb every team you play
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em He’s got one of Kaepernick completing a seven yard pass in the opener from last year….
Are you guys ready to see jones, campbell, and niggerdiche expose the pats offensive line?
White Trash Lizard #DHC im ready to laugh at the cards now
White Trash Lizard #DHC no, but I’m ready to watch Garopollo burn PP
“I deleted my Niner gifs. I don’t want to talk about it”
-Adu
My condolences to the fans of other teams in the division. Seattle nearly lost a game but game back in courageous and glorious fashion. You must be heart broken. I will forgive you if you decide to embark on a week of emotional binge eating.
“no excuses we fucking suck!”- DHC in the 3rd Quarter
seriously, Seattle fans are so jealous when some other QB has respect. it’s kinda feminine.
Too Short™ CharlietheUnicorn TIM K IS HUMOROUS??? NEWS TO ME.
I will ask that you refrain from beating your wives or children though.
He scored more points than Wilson, against a better defense, lol
TIGRE1629 Too Short™ CharlietheUnicorn he’s funnier than Adu
CharlietheUnicorn I’D POST A KO POOL UPDATE, BUT KNOWING THE LIONS THEY’LL STILL FIND A WAY TO LOSE.
I went from Fuck, the seasons over. 7-9 team. To fuck, this team needs to learn to block or we are fucked
TIGRE1629 CharlietheUnicorn I”M OUT! *showing KO pol pride*
Dak Prescott 55% completion (25/45), 225 yards and no TDs. Yeah, I think it’s safe to say he’s no Wilson
Good to know that RW is still the best pocket passer on earth
Statistically speaking
CharlietheUnicorn TIGRE1629 I SHOULDA BEEN OUT. CHARGERS HAD THAT GAME.
Still giddy from Russell Wilson’s amazingness…, I got ahead of myself.
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em bwahahahahaha
SeattleSlew206 i saw about 4 drops just swtiching into the game once in awhile
gores old ass is still playing lol thought he died
Wilson had his career high in pass attempts and scored 12 points
What Adu attempts to achieve through hours upon hours spent on gifs, I accomplish by simply repeating the gospel truth of one Russell Carrington Wilson.
bry_paz SeattleSlew206 I TOLD EVERYONE PRESEASON DOESN’T MEAN SHEIT.
Gore is 33 and still better than Carlos Hyde
Was that a .GIF from a stadium the Forty Niners could actually beat us in?
I think if Bradley Sowell can get those holding penalties cleaned up, we might have a poor man’s Joe Thomas on our hands.
White Trash Lizard #DHC 1-0. I will stop freaking out as long as we win.
Cards fans hate the cowboys because so many people from AZ are Boys fans because of the decades of Cardinal suckitude.
This post game is funny. Everyone is so used to game winning drives. It’s already old news
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue He should be banned…got nothing.
All non Hawk fans know what we saw, a mediocre Seattle team that isn’t going to the post season this year.
They’re trying to get me off my troll game. And I be like….
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ WAAAAY TOO EARLY TO SAY THAT. IMO BUT, TROLL ON MAYNARD!
You keep right on telling yourself that, and we’ll keep filling rubber hose segments with wet cement.
going from Ronnie Lott to Merton Hanks is kinda like going on a gluten free diet
Munkey, I’m assuming you did not enjoy that game and you were very wrong about your teams “improvements” am I correct?
I saw a Seahawks team with a good defense and zero weapons on offense after Marshawn retired.
I’m worried about the Hawks OLine. I totally wanna freak out, but I gotta tell myself, it’s week 1. It’s only week 1
SUH blew up Webb to injure Wilson. Ifedi’s injury cost us big
Those 90s uniforms with the funky 3D numbers.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ bry_paz As a 9ers fan, I do understand you are an expert at sucking teams, but even experts are wrong sometimes
“i never said we were going to be good this year i was trolling you guys LOL”- DHC 3rd quarter
ROFL at Seahawk fans bemoaning the loss of Ifiedi when they only won because Mario Williams left the game
Fudgehammer you mean like the way the Pats beat us after Avril and Lane left the game>
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Fudgehammer no, i’m talking about this game. thiis one. the game played today.
Let’s not forget ET getting absolutely abused TWICE by foster. That shit was bad… really bad… we gotta save those gifs
9er fans trolling a Hawks win and trying to make us feel bad is funny. Totally trying to transfer their own self hate of their team
In our Superbowl run, we barely beat the Panthers (strip fumble on our red zone). I think the final score was like 13-10. So im not worried about baseball scores. Seahawks have at least two baseball score games a season.
White Trash Lizard #DHC He had a bad game. That was a weak showing by him
Especially when they use Kaepernick-criticisms against RW
Today’s game has catalzyed the fire within the team. They know now. They know they’re unstoppable.
*ponders conventional arsenal, then thinks “Hm, let’s pull a Trump and just go full nuclear”*
FuckChipKelly Dolphins look like a 8-9 win team IMO. The D looked very good.
FuckChipKelly we don’t know that. This is a different dolphins team
ET also almost allowed a 70 yard td to stills. ET was horrible today and I’m usually a big fan
Wait, I just forgot York was in charge of the 49ers…, it probably won’t pass.
And to think ET was off his game. My God, we’ll be unstoppable when he’s back on track.
Adusoron Lol. We will take what we can get. And enjoy that we aren’t shit right now. But will be again some day. Just like all teams
FuckChipKelly I agree. Can we really be upset? It’s fucking football season!!
to commend the play of any QB drafted in or after the year Wilson was drafted is to demean Wilson.
Luck was inspired by RW to lead that drive. I can’t hate on one the accomplishments of one of Wilson’s disciples.
You know you’ve lost when you go to the 5 rings from 22+ years ago meme. Game, set, match.
i watched every one of those rings. I win. Game, set, match.
Too Short™ No, you know you’ve lost when you can’t give any better response than “waaaah history!”
BKOB – Fillet ’em and Display ’em
If your definition of adversity is playing the Miami Dolphins at home.
Too Short™ I’VE HAD A GREAT LIFE AS A FAN… BETTER THAN MOST. EVERYTHING AFTER THE REPEAT SB YEARS IS GRAVY.
Luck is the best young QB in the game. Id take him over Cam anyday. He is more talented and a better leader
Fudgehammer Congrats. Break out your VHS tapes and go jerk it
Fudgehammer EXACTLY… MATTERS MORE IN YOU WERE FREEZING YOUR ASS OFF IN THE STICK WATCHING THAT GREATNESS.
Now that they’ve talked about the middle of the past century, 49er fans have moved on to praising Luck. It’s all they have.
Bluster all you want, hawk fans are worried as fuck. That was a terrible performance. At home. Against a shit team
Fudge trying to make people jealous and just looking old and out of touch. Lol
It’s happened before. Most notably against the Rams. We bounced back.
I know it pains Hawk fans to see Luck getting love but you cant deny his skillset. It is top notch for a QB his age
I could go back to how RW only managed 12 points on his career high in pass attempts, but it would be beating a dead horse at this point
I just say good things about Luck because I know you Seahawk fans are insanely jealous of any success he has
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 I am totally worried. Have said it 20 times
bry_paz He doesn’t bother me, Adu who was 10 maybe for the last one cracks me up.
Damn. I forgot you’re not a Rams fan anymore. Kind of takes the edge off of this.
Fudgehammer I like Luck, have since Stanford. Good for him!
Hawks win a game after the defense carried wilson … yep.. its football season again
Fudgehammer He has played like shit for over a season. You can say what you want. It just makes you look dumb
Win win for all of us today, 12’s get to pretend they are good, the rest of us get to chuckle at how mediocre they really are.
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Luck is back to owning niggas again
That was the worst game the hawks have played since wilson was drafted.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ You’re win last night over WSU wasn’t any more impressive
White Trash Lizard #DHC will you shut the fuck up?! god damn how many times are you going to say that
White Trash Lizard #DHC You dropping a 38 bomb was way worse
Okay. What game should I be watching now. I think I’m done spreading the gospel of truth about quality football teams that know how to win as a team. I’m honestly not sure if much of it stuck. You guys have brains like teflon.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Too Short™ Lucky for you you have the Boys’ Club schedule now.
THIS IS THE RAPID-FIRE/HOMER AND TROLL SKA I REMEMBER!! WELL DONE!
*SLOW CLAP
Only people that even compare Luck to Russ anymore are people trying to troll. It’s not even a conversation any more. I like Luck. Wish him the best. But the debate is over unless he figures shit out
MAN I HOPE SO… ALREADY REDLINED ALL THE COLTS PICKS ON THE KO POOL. 😉
bry_paz Whos comparing him to Russ? Everyone is comparing him to Cam lol
*clasps hand over Vegas’s forehead*
DO YOU ACCEPT RUSSELL WILSON INTO YOUR HEART AND SOUL AS YOUR ONE TRUE SAVIOR?
Turn Rae bry_paz Read the thread. Seahawks and Luck are mentioned in about 10 comments that I have seen
Where’s BFS – I just locked up my first win in his league…he better start saving up for those $10 he’s going to owe me
Turn Rae bry_paz Lol. I ignore the things I don’t want to hear. – Turn
If Martellus Bennet scores more than 4 points I’m going to be pissed
Duh. He’s tall, white, and isnt propped by his teammates
Tjack may want to buy a minutes card for his cell
Cassius Marsh made a statement today. He’s in the DPOY conversation.
CharlietheUnicorn I’M TRYING TO POST THE UPDATED KO POOL, BUT IT WON’T LET ME??
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS and they suddenly start winning, weird
I need Monday to come fast. I want to see Chip and Blaineth unleash on the NFL
TIGRE1629 CharlietheUnicorn wait until the Cardinals game, for a good laugh
Real football is in 40 minutes. Likley a preview of the super bowl.
I wonder how many fantasy teams lose because the Lions got that safety.
If I was RW, I would turn the other cheek. And then turn some water into wine.
bry_paz Adusoron it was over and the spread favored the colts already
At least we will have decent football on Monday Night Football.
The Steelers are playing…
Lol I love how Wilson’s little ankle injury is the storyline of the game. The hawks were very bad…. it wasn’t Wilson’s ankle
CharlietheUnicorn bry_paz Adusoron So only FF was fucked by that
not many would play the Lions D against Luck and the Colts
White Trash Lizard #DHC Hey. We all need excuses. Lay off us fucker
DHC, get ready for a week of excuses, justification, and turning a shitty pocket qb into a veritable demigod.
Adusoron yeah, it will be tough listening to 49ers fans about their team
SacSig He dropped some big passes. Also got a TD taken away from him.
All you motherfuckers need to just agree with my posts and give me likes instead of trying to bring some rational thought to my rants
Tigre, Dak is a dink and donk passer. How anyone can claim he is the next Wilson is beyond me. His deep ball accuracy has always been suspect.
The key to the Cardinals game.. avoid major injuries against the Patriots B squad
It never even occurred to that some of you may have actually thought Seattle was going to lose after Miami scored that TD. That would explain some of your reluctance to accept RW as the hero he is.
AZKardinal Lol. Says the Cards fan. This comment is delicious
Adu, we differ on this. I think wilson is a great qb. In the bottom of the top 10… but the hawks are in trouble. There is only so much he can do. That offensive line is impressively bad and I really don’t like the backfiel . The defense is great but they have regressed overall.
You like to bash wilson when I think the guy just needs some damn help.
Tony Dungy just made Loyal’s head explode with his rational defense of players protesting the anthem.
I don’t read any other comments, for the most part, when I get like this. Just filled with the spirit of RW and got to preach.
White Trash Lizard #DHC If the Hawks don’t fix the OLine this season is in trouble. But there is a lot of season to fix it
White Trash Lizard #DHC You take his legs away, and he will struggle to stay in the NFL.
I just see little avatar’s poking up from non-believers. I want to help them, but there’s not time. Gotta spread the truth.
“Damn you freedom of expression…damn you to HELL!”
UPDATE WEEK ONE SKA KO POOL RESULTS… THESE POOR SOULS ARE O-U-T:
Ancient – Titans
BFS – Colts
JohnnyP – Colts
leatherneck – Chargers
BMT – Panthers
k1joyce – Panthers
Charlie – Saints
Ian – Titans
Mosley – Jags
Loyal is watching the Hillary fall on a vine loop to calm down
CharlietheUnicorn ChrisKeal He did say he would not want a gay bro on his team back during the Michael Sam situation,.. but hey,.. WHO WOULD ????
Easy in the season all that really matters is that you get wins. Remember when the Pats got utterly destroyed by the Chiefs and everyone was saying brady was done and Pats were cooked? Week 1 doesn’t matter in the scope of the season other than getting that W
ChrisKeal TIGRE1629 But the fates said, YOU ARE IN one more week
Tom Brady To Skip First 4 National Anthems In Support For Black Lives Matter
AZKardinal He is a big supporter of Green Dollar Bills Matter
Adu you don’t honestly believe that…. wilson has displayed great touch on his passes and is for the most part very accurate. His legs only add to his game. The hawks appear to be in trouble but it’s not because of wilson. He also displayed great toughness today. Wilson is the real deal. Accept it.
Tigre you did not include my pick. Youre kroenke to me now
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 what was your pick?
THAT’S 9/38 OR FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GRADUATED COLLEGE… 23.6% OUT WEEK 1.
Pours beer over sac sig’s bald head…, in the name of the Carroll and the Schnieder and Black Santa, I baptize you in the name of Russell Wilson. DO YOU FORSAKE YORK, AND ALL HIS EMPTY PROMISES?
White Trash Lizard #DHC Jesus Christ DHC fuck off already. No one wants to hear this shit.
Rumor is that Ciara is pregnant. Better get a Golden Tate DNA sample for testing, just to be safe
ChrisKeal White Trash Lizard #DHC he should write an article… about his second team
White Trash Lizard #DHC Ok. I have a new respect for you. But still hate you and want you to get raped
They were playing the easiest game of the week until it started
“Hi I’m rational DHC and I have DirecTV.”
“Hi, I’m irrational racist DHC and I have cable.”
Wilson is a half nig bible thumper afraid of some good stench trench! Is this better?
Baldwin totally got away with offesive passing interference….fucking refs
White Trash Lizard #DHC And if you take away his legs, he would struggle to stay in the nfl.
“And i’m actual DHC and i have a foil covered antenna hooked up to a cardboard box”
Adusoron White Trash Lizard #DHC Well, anyone without legs is gonna have a tough time playing football silly
We do not need a Garappolo bi-optic NBC.. spare us all
DHC tried to speak some truth, and the heathens shouted him down. It ain’t easy being a man of faith.
I’m gunna work on the recap. See you guys in two months
Kill… Danny… O’neil………………………………
Dave TuleyESPN Staff Writer
Underdogs went 2-0-1 ATS in NFL afternoon games as Lions beat Colts 39-35 as 2.5-point underdogs, Dolphins lost 12-10 at Seattle but covered as 10.5-point ‘dogs and Giants-Cowboys game ended as a push as New York closed as 1-point road faves and won 20-19. Favorite’s lead Week 1 at 7-5-1 ATS (including Thursday’s opener) while overs are 8-5 against ViewFromVegas Consensus Closing Lines.
Jeez I try to talk football on opening day… fuck me right?
SacSig bry_paz Ok. Bada bing, boopity, bah. There it is proven. Just did the math.
Try to limit keep it a little shorter. Maybe something you could submit as a Thesis or something.
Just go back to feeling bad about your team and life prospects.
I sometimes think Russell Wilson wants the defense to let him down at the end so he can make a comeback.
SeattleSlew206 I sometimes think he needs to pull his head out of his ass and put people away early
I could pass from the pocket like Carson Wentz with no legs
Hawks excited over 12 points – it’s going to be a long long season for you retarded fucks
So if the Cards lose tonight, this board will magically lag and freeze out….
Russ made some bad mistakes today. The pick that resulted in the FG. And the fumble where he should have just ate the loss. Both those were the only reason the Hawks would’ve lost with that defensive effort. Russ was totally the one at fault today.
SeattleSlew206 bry_paz Yes. I just mean for singularly bad decisions. The Oline was a train wreck.
I agree Bry – Early in the game RW had a few wide open receivers and looked like he wanted more.
He was trying to create. His line gave him no chance. He panicked like ANY QB.
J-Block Their D is fucking legit. There is no arguing that. IMO
That pressure was insane. Every play there was guys in his face.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Yep. I expect mistake free football from him though. Hold him to a higher standard
I don’t think you can hold any qb to those standards given the pressure.
Just played the Dolphins…won by 2…Our D is the BEST ever, Tannehill, the future Hall of Famer, was totally held in check
-12th man
you can still win wetting the bed, its shitting the bed that that be rebounded from
Kramer916 Seahawks offense has been more dominant without Lynch.
White Trash Lizard #DHC I disagree. He is the 20M dollar man. He has to be perfect. That is his job
That was a shut show… I don’t blame wilson one bit to be hinest
J-Block Ya well Maybe your a clown like fucking TRUMP !…………………………..sorry .. just cutting loose
He’s never been perfect… he’s not even a top 5 qb. Unfair to do that to Jim
SacSig Any team held down regardless of good or bad. That was a dominant D performance
C-Mike with more carries than Rawls? I guess we can cross Rawls off the Pro Bowl list
TIGRE1629 I respect the rings. They just have nothing to do with the present. Just like the 2013 ring
You all need to work on you all people skills ……..~ The Beast
Saying the O look lost without Lynch makes no sense. The guy hasn’t played for the Hawks in over half a season.
If the I is lost, they have already shown they can do it without Lynch and it has nothing to do with him
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Whelp, gonna go set a dumpster on fire then kill myself I guess. Thanks Detroit Lions.
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I think it means something but I get your logic. But you’re talking about a phase.
TIGRE1629 We aren’t young hot surfer chicks, your secret is safe with us
White Trash Lizard #DHC Yep. If the O is lost, it isn’t Lynch that is the reason. That is my point.
It’s that time! 15 minutes until the cards play! Time to start getting drunk just in case we shit the bed!
White Trash Lizard #DHC Put down plastic…..IT WILL HAPPEN
Me too. Would be shocking if we lose. But it is the pats…
White Trash Lizard #DHC Any given sunday, but I think you win by 10
leatherneckram CAN’T BELIEVE THE CHARGERS LOST THAT GAME?!!
ok. Woo sah. 1-0. I don’t have to swan dive off the space needle. It was a good day
TIGRE1629 Kramer916 he’ll be knocked out in 24 hours 😉
I’D TAKE AN UGLY WIN ANY DAY OF THE WEEK AND TWICE ON SUNDAYS. HOPING FOR ONE TOMORROW NIGHT IN FACT!
A win is a win… but damn you guys better fix things before playing real teams.
bry_paz I appreciate you at least acknowledged the concerns. The serious concerns.
man its going to be a long season for the chargers, but they will get a good qb prospect
CHARLIE… I NEED AN OFFICIAL RULING… IS KRAMER’S “NINERS” PICK OK?
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas I WOULD TOTALLY LISTEN TO THAT.
White Trash Lizard #DHC hes a clipboard hero
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas White Trash Lizard #DHC no, he isn’t even at that level…. water boy
White Trash Lizard #DHC holding Mannion’s clipboard
Okay Leather, I jump up.and down if 49ers got Rivers even if he is 78
The Rams are doing the right thing with Goff. Let him sit the whole year and learn the pro game. It will help him a lot next year.
Wentz was legit. I knew he was going to be a better QB than Goff. Rams chose the wrong QB
Kramer916 So many young QBs get ruined by being rushed into the game.
Turn Rae stuff better potential than gabbert
Adusoron
Yeah but if you are going to blow all those draft picks…probably should have picked a guy that played in a pro system
Adusoron Adu he needs playing time. You cant improve from not playing
White Trash Lizard #DHC He’s getting better, but likely never good enough to be a real starter.
No Brady, Gronkowski, and 3 starting Offensive linemen…..If the Cards don’t stomp the Pats ?…………Toast
OIeSagginSeahawk yeah, they better not seahawk it up
OIeSagginSeahawk *wrapping Palmer in bubble wrap as we speak*
According to todayd hawk fan posts they could lose and it would just make them more focused or some other bullshit
garopollo looked determined running out of the tunnel
the Cards are FUCKED
I think goff will be good some day but I always thought wentz was the better prospect. That td he threw to Matthews was gorgeous. I could only dream of us drafting him in arians scheme. Perfect fit in my opinion.
The way the cards lose this game is Palmer throwing picks. Beyond that, the Pats dont have the juice to keep up.
I’ve never been less excited for 49ers season opener but whatever.
The should quite playing around wiht the sunday night girl. Just put some hot chick with huge fake tits in a slutty outfit and be done with it.
Baldwin says Wilson audibled into the game winning play
Rumor has it, RW is still the king of 4th quarter game winning drives…
NICE!
Trying to hype up this flaming pile of dogshit Sunday Night football game
the shame NBC, THE SHAME
Imagine how pumped MFA must be right now, watching the fireworks, players taking the field, and hearing the roar of the crowd on his surround sound while seated on the 30 yard line of his couch
OIeSagginSeahawk Like the seahawks with that 80 yard drop
OK… IF I WANNA HAVE ANY CHANCE OF STREAMING THE GAME, I GOTTA LOG OUT.
KRAMER, I’VE GOT YOU DOWN FOR THE NINERS.
Seahawk fan definittions….”Overcoming Adversity” “Late game heroics”
Translation – We didnt have to play the Rams on opening day.
Did Anthony Davis bail out? Time for someone to wreck that fool
Wilson will morph into a patron saint, priest, demi-god, relief worker, league MVP, and early inductee to the HOF this week.
Watch the overcompensation in action.
It will be awesome to see hawks fans pretend all is good.
He is already these things, so your comment is a little confusing.
Like you trolling Wilson because you were so wrong on Kaepernick, and well.Blaine Gabbert Is the QB.
Hill Dawg has pneumonia. Don’t remember seeing that in a presidential race before.
I don’t like to brag scotti. But I crushed it. Came on her like fucking He-Man, but with better agility.
If you guys havent ever been to the flight 93 memorial…they have these phones that you can pick up and listen to the messages on answering machines left by the people on that flight to their family and friends.
I could not make it through 3 recordings
If Kaep kneels tomorrow . the day after 9 / 11…..he better be ready for the repercussions.
cmon america… quit ramming 9/11 down our throats, its been 15 damn years, let it go.
QUIT TYPING DURING THE ANTHEM YOU FUCKIN’ COMMIES
Look at that Mariners swept the A’s. Bob and I will discuss tomorrow.
I’d like this but you are not worthy of it for aligning with the 49er fans
Loyal better be standing up in his living room with his hand on his heart for this shit!… AND NO HATS!!!!!
That bitch made me put my hat on early………………………………just sayin
Basically Bob will summarize series because I didn’t watch.
Ladies and Gentlemen that was the national anthem sung by that girl from teh dark crystal
I am just here to watch Arians go apeshit. I miss Harbs.
halosramsfan Yeah, Chip is going to look very tame by comparison.
J-Block, i wonder at what point last year that York and Baalke when “oh shit, who did we hire?”
I didn’t get a chance to see it, but figure you are obviously exaggerating
Too Short™
They arent rich enough to afford a speaker ssytem like they have at the clink
looks like after week one only the Hawks and Rams will be undefeated
Vegas is getting blown out by Gatr buc in FF….. the shame
CharlietheUnicorn fucking CJA sitting on the bench
Pats are missing 3 o-lineman and they’re still better than Seattle’s unit.
ChrisKeal i haven’t even looked at that retarded league
Keal, are you guys going to cover Edelman tonight?
In a small schoolboy’s taunting voice”
“Vegas is getting his asssssss kicked”
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas gatrbuc 17 In your dreams or maybe the playoffs
gatrbuc 17 Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas playoffs? i aint making the playoffs
Rookie QB dousing Cardinal D in gas and flipping a match.
outside of PP and Mathieu, this defense really sucks
LMAO CARDS SHIT THE BED BEFORE I CAN FINISH MY SNICKERS
Final will probably be 30-7, but, at least we had this.
Seriously though, if the Cards lose this game it will be getting out-coached. Belichek is a mastermind and Arians is a whiskey drinking :just throw it down the field” guy.
ChrisKeal When we beat you next week what will you say about Koetter?
“Trump may cause permenant damage to GOP ~ Romney Jr.
Oh, so it wasn’t the pandering and inciting to/of angry fools.
gatrbuc 17 ChrisKeal Nice game by your lads today. Those WR are beasts.
gatrbuc 17 ChrisKeal I like Koetter. He used to each ASU. They always figured he would end up in the NFL. He’s smart.
The worst part for AZ fans is that when they do the Jimmy G 30for30, this game will start it off
See? Arians just did a shot of Jameson when Floyd caught that.
The Fan 64 Munkster I was just quoting the great Joshua Romney.
Garrapollo didnt play in that game dude. Put down the moonshine
SacSig looks like the niners are having an easy path to the playoffs
Patriots are just on another level. The Hawks could be that way if they had a decent QB
I do think it’s interesting how the hawks fans are overcompensating for their own qb’s crap performance today by ripping palmer.
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 That would be funny for a little while, and then ultimately depressing.
Palmer is okay with his small contract because he makes most of his money betting against his team when it counts
PINNED ‘EM DEEP!!!!!! WOO HOOO PASS THE BOTTLE WE GOT THIS!!!!!
The essence of adu is that when you get trolled,you are getting trolled by Jean Luc Picard which just makes it that more irritating.
I have to be careful. Every time I talk shit. The team I want to lose, ends up winning
The Fan 64 You better kiss up to the 49ers all through tomorrow evening.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Liked for correct spelling
halosramsfan I don’t get that ,I must not know the back story
DGdub We all watched the Seahawks game. IT WAS AGAINST THE DOLPHINS. Calm down.
I hope a moose kills DGdub is a spectacularly violent fashion.
To continue with Keal’s theme…., a cow moose once came out of the brush right in front of me whilst I was in full squat dropping a deuce. She pinned her ears back and walked by me, about 10 feet away. Looking at me all grumpy.
halosramsfan Adusoron I just looked at a traditional newspaper article and they subbed out the word for (expletive). Seemed odd.
You never want to play bill belichek with 3 months to prepare. Dude probably has a camera in every Cards player and staff house by now. I wouldnt be surprised if he got a wig and a temporary sex change and seduced Arians and broke up with him last nigjt3 to throw him off
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 Arians is in love, thinking of moving to New England.
damn. my BIL once herded a bull moose right over the top of me with his 4 wheeler, i jumped off the logging road kind of at the last second
What a cunning plan, to spot BB ten points.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Palmer will do Palmer things
Keal – ” I hope a moose kills DGdub in a spectacularly violent fashion.”
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On behalf of DG………….May a rattle snake bite your pecker during your morning wake up piss…………
My FF team played like shit today, except Minn D… I need 55 points from Big Ben tomorrow…
ChrisKeal OIeSagginSeahawk Keal always has a shovel ready
Wetnz was a top 5 scoring QB in FF this week…. yikes
I picked up Alex Smith off waivers yesterday, he scored 32 pts…and I still massively blow..
DGdub That was our weak spot all preseason. Not good at all.
I highly doubt that since he stayed in to gut out a4th quarter comeback (yet another)
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer He won’t ba able to walk tomorrow.
PP talks too much shit about how great he is…. Just an observation.
ChrisKeal Safe to say Pats wont go near him tonight.
Palmer is less mobile than Russ… After the sprained ankle
OK, they played the Meat Puppets during the intro….awesome.
The only person I know who talks more nonsense about greatness is Seattle Slew.
Too Short™ ChrisKeal He is more of an optimist…. a delusional optimist.
MFA I KNOW YOU ARE SEEING THIS ON YOUR PHONE, CARDS SUCK! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
CharlietheUnicorn Yep. Just like Richardson,… too skinny for the NFL.
Slew is certifiable. Rae will discuss and even admit when he thinks a player actually sucks.
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 Is one for smelling salts?
Only time I’ve seen Rae be reasonable is when the 49ers actually play a game. Then he gets depressed and cusses and swears off the 49ers.
Adusoron Too Short™ I’m pretty sure Palmer already has that many
Munkster I’m not convinced Slew isn’t tribe just deciding to screw with everyone.
These white dudes are destroying this defense
Cards get penalized for excessive celebration when they have zero fuckin points!
Billy Beane is Dead to Me leatherneckram
No, its going to be a monumental beatdown by the Rams
OIeSagginSeahawk last time the played a meaningful snap, they were down by 30+
Billy Beane is Dead to Me leatherneckram we shall see my friend
halosramsfan he doesn’t want to play for a loser
Billy Beane is Dead to Me BMT will Bruce Miller OSS no. Came. Back. Head case
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS would you want to play football for the Niners? he’s probably just trying to force a trade to a good team.
VWCAU BMT will Bruce Miller OSS
Pete will kick his tires
Lol pats are so scared they lined up to punt and ran it down to the 2 minute warning. I’ve never seen that 🙂
We started the game like shit. Now we are getting it together.
They always talk about how great the Cards offense is, I just don’t see it
Wilson breaks his ankle in 5 places and comes back in the game. Old man Mathais get’s a boo boo and gets carted off the field.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
This offense racks up points on nobodies but isnt good vs quality oppoinents.
Jesus fucking christ. That’s like the 5th mental error. Get this shit together. Holy fuck
Both the Hawks and Cardinals deserve to lose today. WTF
Fucking kickers cant make 20 yard kicks nowadays. First Blair Walsh and now this wigga?!
White Trash Lizard #DHC facts are you’re a white trash Democrat it just doesn’t add up
Dont worry Tribe. 49ers will represent the West with a deserving win
The guy who has as many 1000 yard seasons as baldwin? With less than half the time in the league
White Trash Lizard #DHC Baldwin is better than any WR on your roster
So who scores more points this evening. The Cards or Seahawks?
Baldwin killed it for my money league though
I need David Johnson and Michael Floyd to continue fucking up, otherwise I am not going to let a FF game be more important than my hate for Hawks
How do you figure Baldwin would be the Cards #1 WR? You have got to be delusional at best to think that you fucking ingrate.
We almost had 3 1000 yard wrs last year. Baldwin has one in 6 years
by the look of the cards and hawks today Niners will win the division at 9-7
NIners have a LOT of talent. It’s just college level talent.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Yup only Jaron. The rest ahead of him are much better
Hawks did play like shit though, was entertaining watching them today.
Cardinals..losing to Jimmy Garropololski..jesus
Rams..LOL.
Going to love this season
I was talking regular season. Including the playoffs, we win 13
Fitz is in another category…. but floyd and brown have as many 1000 yard seasons as baldwin with a much worse qb right? Give me a break lol.
Theres a reason why Baldwin went undrafted. Hes just not a good WR
Good god, Idont want this division to suck so bad that the Rams dont look like legit division champs this year.
Baldwin is the newest joke wr hawks fans hype up. Bobby engram was my favorite lol
Turn Rae While we’re on wr’s – not one of your wr’s would make another NFL roster
He’s a solid WR. Not a star like Hawk fans claim , but top 10-20 in the league
Rams/Niners game would be better than the product Hawks/Cards put today…thats for sure
You need to have psychological testing, you’re fucking nuts
Palmer just wanted to get hit one more time before the half
Hawk fans are the last people to talk about another team’s OL lol
Turn Rae 49er fans are the last people to talk about another teams anything lol
Lol Dolphins guy dropping a 80 yard TD…shanking a 15 yard field goal…tanking to a midget who’s ankles were banged up?
The luck never ends. Can see Hawks sneaking out a 9-7 this year
What if we just love the sound of breaking glass?
We are starting to get it together. We played like shit in the first quarter minus the 40 yards to floyd. Defense has got it together finally. The first quarter was pissing me off.
White Trash Lizard #DHC You guys were shaky at first but you guys are shaking it off now. I see you guys winning
Cards are giving the Seahawks a run for the shittiest Oline trophy
Munkster you have to be very careful any time you mix Palmer and knee in the same thought process.
Their best OL player is Justin Britt…let that sink in
Read Carroll’s tweet…, and let it better you as a person.
https://twitter.com/PeteCarroll
https://twitter.com/PeteCarroll/status/775120214430142465
The power of believing and hanging tough!!!
Thank you https://twitter.com/hashtag/12s?src=hash! You were on fire today!!
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I refuse to argue over who’s O line sucks more…………………..
Niners have the best line in the division.. and its not even close
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS That’s like whipped cream on top of shit
Gase needs to be fired immediately . That was golden trolling material and this guy couldnt close
KZ Rider Story of Wilson’s career. Only has to score an average of 13 points to win.
I always worry about the Hawks as a Ram fan, so far this year not so much
Hawks barely got double digit points at home vs the Miami Dolphins and munkey is talking shit…. wow. Your qb had a career number of pass attempts amd didn’t break 250 yards. Maybe niner fans were onto something 3 years ago
White Trash Lizard #DHC Our qb with a sprained ankle? Come on man
lol, DHC can’t troll without multiple sentences…, sad and ineffective.
I still think it’s noteworthy that, on the day Wilson threw the most passes of his career, his team scored 12 points. Against the Dolphins. But I’m sure making him the centerpiece of your offense will turn out great…
That’s a fun narrative. Your offense was garbage. Even before the ankle. Your OL rivals ours 6 years ago
Munkster *hands out ALLPRO backpeddle trophy for 2016 to DHC*
Wait, did Minn win and score 25pts, without a QB,RB or WR scoring a single TD!!!!!!!
How the fuck does that even happen????
DA Titans!
I’m roasting your roster and you know it. This year will be fun.
EDTGO Mariota is going to be an All Pro QB sooner than later.
Yeah, that was cool though. I’m like sweet, we’ll make adjustments and play better in the 2nd half like usual and then Wilson sprains his ankle lol
KZ Rider He sprained his ego and had to pretend it was his ankle to save face.
I’m disgusted with my teams 1st quarter performance. Hawks played the worst game I’ve seen in the wilson era and are boasting. Jesus…
KZ Rider “Well, 6-3 is safe, the defense has been rock-solid the entire second oh fucking HELL….”
White Trash Lizard #DHC Pats defense is really good though
I love how its hip to have a commercial of a QB running around trying to figure out a defense.
halosramsfan I like how he just ran around at will with no worry in the world
grandpa pass rushers were wrecking the Hawks OL
Now they have Donald week 2
and Sir Arik Armstead week 3
Cant wait
White Trash Lizard #DHC Angry I see, but it’s true. Pats defense is legit, no shame in getting busted up alittle bit by them
Packers games, a few Rams, his first start, lots of good ones
They will be pissed off too, after the beating they get on Monday
It’s cute how hard the Niner triolls work to stay in the conversation
You scored 12 points. On the Dolphins. At home. This isn’t hard at all
Billy Beane is Dead to Me Too Short™ The competition out of the water.
Off the top of my head, the worst RW games include:
1. Hawks v. Cards 2013 in seattle; wilson threw for 111 yards and the game sealing pick.
2. Hawks v. Rams 2013 in STL; Wilson got sacked so many times and they ended up with one of those crazy nutty lucky wins by 2 points. Rams backup nearly won the game (and Loyal lost his mind over the game).
3. Hawks v. 49ers 2012 in SF; wilson threw for under 150, threw an ugly pick to Goldson, and looked overmatched. SF won 13-6 after harbaugh declined a safety to end the game.
4. Hawks v. Vikings last postseason in MIN; wilson couldn’t do anything in the cold except one nutty throw during his scramble drill. Blair Walsh gave them a late christmas gift.
5. Hawks v Lions last year. Everyone remembers that crap fest and the blown call.
Anyone have any other additions to this list?
KZ Rider Earl had a bad day, but nothing like that.
I liked this before fully considering the expansiveness of the troll.
No Brady, no Gronk…. smh
The Cards are making the NFCW look bad.. Inexcusable..
Is Keal here?
I want to point and laugh some more
EDTGO IS AHEAD OF THE CURVE SON!!!!
I did not think I was going to get eliminated from Tigre’s knockout competition in week one. What in the hell is wrong with the cards?
What are our niggers doing!? We trained them better than that!!!!!
Adu I like how you have a list of Wilson’s worst games on standby
I had a chocolate waffle today. And no that’s not some weird sexual thing.
DHC, no troll…, why do you think the Cards are good when they’ve only won a single playoff game in the last 7 years?
Tigre gave Brew the Packers and Brew changed it to the Cards lol
So…..the Niners didn’t lose today. That’s a bonus for the fans, right?
Jesus. Is everyone going to just pretend that iRavens didn’t just show up and he’s not wearing anything?
He hates the color red. I’m amused/frightened to hear more. iRavens, you have the floor.
And I have other waffle irons with regular waffles nearby, right?
Pretty sad to be getting beaten at home by a team missing it’s 2 best players and their LT.
Wow, the Cards look worse than the Niners of last year
Did anyone else notice that Emma Watson’s looks kind of fated as the Harry Potter movies progressed?
Fuck you fitz. My mother died of cancer too… stop the pity party
You left your webcam on.
MFA’s entire Seal team died of cancer while on an undercover mission to assassinate a young Vladimir Putin.
Steelers07 isn’t your QB known for raping trashy women then paying them off?
I bet Arians and Keim are going to have a very awkward meeting with Bidwell where they are forced to speak apologetically about football issues to an overgrown 12 year old with a pilot’s license.
I can’t wait to watch GB play NE in the super bowl
White Trash Lizard #DHC It’s his cry to be put out to pasture in retirement.
Fitz is a legend. Throw it to him every play if you don’t know what else to do
White Trash Lizard #DHC His parents house that he grew up in is like 12 blocks from mine. But I just moved.
In DHC’s defense, I think he’s considered more of “mountain folk”.
What the hell Cardinals….I do some writing, and you fucking implode?
Adusoron LoyalLARam hey man, I see you took my recommendation (Rams win)
DallasCowboysSux Goff will be warming a bench and bringing coffee to Coach Fisher
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Loyal you missed an epic trollfest on the hawks and wilson today. It was savage in here until the very end of the game.
I bet on the Cardinals to win this game, you sorry Redsuited fucks, don’t let me down!
Trolling never backfires. It just gets saved in Notepad until the right time to copy-paste.
Adusoron RW looked like shit..You are fucking doomed in Week 2
mrhawk37 Adusoron Eh, not really. Scoring 12 points at home against the dolphins says it all. Wilson’s busted ankle is going to last a while and cause teams to hit him more.
LoyalLARam You hate the Pats so much that you want a division rival to win a game.
It’s been like a year and half since the hawks last beat the rams?
k1joyce #rollhawks LoyalLARam No..It’s all about the game..On the whole, i’d rather the Pats win, so I am conflicted
BTW Jonathan cooper sucks and isn’t starting. We won that trade
RW should just sit out next week, because Donald and Quinn will give him a dirt nap…
MHB™ loaded I liked the kid in the draft (pulls out dagger)
DallasCowboysSux LoyalLARam Cleveland didn’t either, hence the trade…THIS doesn’t comfort me.
Welp, NE is taking it to the Cardinals…. a bit shocking
CharlietheUnicorn Cards CB depth blows, people thought the Pats front 7 sucked for some reason. Not overly surprised, still a close game though.
White Trash Lizard #DHC So what happens when you guys are tied with the Niners for last place?
White Trash Lizard #DHC Fucking can’t even respond to the right post
I think Carson and Fitz should retire after the game…Kolb is available…..
Ya know guys, if there’s not going to be anything good on TV, in the very least you’ll have to be entertaining…
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Bortles about kicked your ass today..lol!
Cut the slop! Holy fuck. On both sides that’s shitty football
Anyone want the Cards D? I’ll throw in $20 with them for a bottle of water
iRavens has been fondling your inner troll this whole time.
AZ scores a TD, NE scores game winning FG from over 50
Nice job on the 25 yard line rule by the way. Now kickers are just going short lol
dammit! there is too much time left for me to stay for a whole quarter..be back for Yoda time…
White Trash Lizard #DHC It was horrible tackling. Good run though.
Pats gotta be kicking themselves for that long run. Cards can’t score unless they get chunk plays
it has been written it has been fortold
1 TD for the Cardinals
and 1 FG for the Patriots
before the sand unfolds
Fitz Stata would probably destroy the packers wr career stats combined. Let’s do that and them compare postseason stats.
how stupid, take the penalty yards and kick the ball out of the endzone
If NE wins I’m gonna unleash a Viagara single pack on my wife
Is Keal fondling himself?
http://i.imgur.com/jSCJMl4.gif
Damn. Brady is lighting up the Cards. Hard to fault the AZ D, they are playing one of the best QB’s in the league
might have to break my rule about going to the movies for the magnificent seven looks good
Home Sweet Home Pi noshoes2 He died of cancer u fuck
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Home Sweet Home Pi noshoes2
If it makes you feel better, when you die from anal trauma, I will still make jokes about you and buttholes.
Good stop. Cards will have a good three minutes to drive down and kick the FG.
KZ Rider 49ers fans haven’t seen good football in 2 seasons
*feels bad for laughing at Stuart Scott meme, starts laughing again…
They are still bent out of shape that they backed an ISIS general
Too Short™
At least when you go to hell you’ll be in good company with the rest of us.
They need to be careful they don’t leave the Pats too much time.
Keal, can you make another one of these sites for me? FPS.com (flat plane science)
I dont see my name on tigres list, I picked the hawks. Someone send a carrier pigeon to Costa Rica and alert Tigre of his oversight.
Just ask Mike. You’ll even get playlists that don’t use data
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3
i don’t need the starship enterprise, mfax always shoots for the stars
mrhawk37 Please like me, I used to be cool and I’ve got all these awards… see
Sooo many close games for week 1… Seems overly beneficial for the league…
mrhawk37
Chevy means Goat tha’t’s why they always have goats in their shit
noshoes2 Flat Plane Science mrhawk37
an adobe?
is that a motor home?
Billy Beane is Dead to Me Flat Plane Science
we play tomorrow right? Will Kap play?
Did any treasonous sonsabitches take a knee on their freedom today?
Billy Beane is Dead to Me Flat Plane Science
how in the holy hell did this happen
Billy Beane is Dead to Me
He’s only a few weeks into the quarter
“Ok i need ideas. People have figured out Bud Light sucks.”
“I say we make it better, like real beer only lighter.”
“Get that asshole out of here!”
“”I got it boss, lets put team logos ON THE CAN.”
“Johnson, you just got yourself promoted”
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3
make it from high fructose corn syrup
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 the team logo totally makes me forget the pisswater taste.
KZ Rider Flat Plane Science
Was hella fake until he was exposed.
Since I’m not watching this game, how is Tom Brady doing?
White Trash Lizard #DHC My money says he was an illegitimate child
Remember that time AZ opened at home against a back up QB and won?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
if only other teams can be so lucky as playing vs Brady backup~DHC
White Trash Lizard #DHC
How is that different than any other day?
Get ready for a Jimmy G cumfest all over espn this week
KZ Rider the natives looked like this after the game
This New England team is going to fucking dominate this year. No Gronk or Brady
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 Why the fuck do you watch ESPN
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Too Short™ I am. I just said I got eliminated from the Tigre knockout list
I think the Niners should have more prestige after their loss tomorrow night than the Cards…The window has closed in Zona!
Well then………….Clearly the Cards suckage is deeper than I expected………
White Trash Lizard #DHC get ready for how the hawks are better than you guys all week.
Well, that knocked a few people out of the KO pool ~ Tigre
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Rage Cage.
http://i.imgur.com/MRh0dTP.gif
Niners will be #1 in standings for NFCW tmrw!!
(based on pts scored bitches since we’re on tiebreakers)
Look at the bright side DHC…no chance of being in 4th this week…tied for 3rd
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TribalSteez after your 5-3 OT win? I think not!
If he’s hating, he’s shaking…..
This is a huge loss for AZ. I’m not even sure they make the playoffs now
What the fuck was that!? Are we the 90’s cardinals!? We put together solid drives on offense amd then stiffen up on defense and ruck up an opportunity like tgat!?!? Holy shit we had that gam . We fucking had it!!!!
That was a hell of a game…..Larry Fitz is still amazing.
Turn Rae I really think you guys will be 3rd over them this week
We deserved to lose. What a worthless effort. We deserve to swallow that load tonight. What a joke. I’m actually shaking….
Can’t wait when the niners are number 1 tomorrow. Where we belong
White Trash Lizard #DHC Oh calm your tits. Take one of OSS’s werthers
Fuck that and fuck us. We almos g played like seattle. Fuck that.
I’m off to Bed Bath & Beyond for comforting lavender soap beads
~Chris Keal
Spanking Vegas’s Ass feels good.
NOT Nearly as good as Kicking the Cardinals’ ass next weekend
Oh Come On……Kia Guy….Where are you? I have been listening to you talk about the Cardinals killing the Patriots since the schedule was announced…..
gatrbuc 17
I’ll take gay things said at SKA for $2000 Alex.
There habe bern a lot of surprises today….
gatrbuc 17
But yes. His hairy Italian bum is softer than the Seahawks O-line.
Points and laughs at Keal
LeGARRETTE BLOUNT! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!
EDTGO IS JUST AHEAD OF THE CURVE!!!!!!!
Lol tell me his stat line. What? 69 yards a fumble and no TD’s?
I am OUT OF MY SUrVIVOR POOL, YOU MISERABLE CARDINAL FUCKS! But i guess I can live with it
Back up QB , Gronk out, and 3 friggin starting O linemen out…………..and the Cards couldn’t pull it off……..
Keal’s car beer will taste a lil bit saltier tomorrow
I’m fine. I knew they were gonna miss that kick though. I just knew it.
ChrisKeal sit on the other side of the couch next time (for karma)
DHC just joined a Black lives matter facebook group
I’m done. I’m fucking pissed. What a joke. ‘ll be back in a few days. Troll the cardinals. We sucked dick amd enjoyed it. What a disaster. That was an easy win on the schedule and we choke beyond belief. Fuck…
Missing a 47 yarder isn’t as troll worthy as missing a 20 yarder Keal, quit fucking my troll up!
It feels good to be a niners fan. The rest of our division looks inferior to us
Seahawk fans are all happy right now, oblivious to the idea that their QB is probably gonna miss the next 2-4 games.
ChrisKeal Its not about him being great
just about him getting points when no one thought he would.
NE going to go run heavy with Brady out. 22 carries and he is a power back. AZ suppose to be great up front and he still got 70yds and a TD. Should be rolling with less defense
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Am I the only one thinking about how hard the beating DHC’s husband/wife is gonna get tonight?
Oh yeah. SUH crushed his ankle. He finished the game on adrenaline and 3 rolls of tape.
We hope a gimpy RW is in the game next week….
~Quinn & Donald
Id love to play a shitty Hawks team with no Wilson. Count that as a W on the schedule
I can’t wait to play the hawks. We will own you. Your team is in serious trouble.
Turn Rae We’d play you with anyone and kill you.
Says the dude who’s team just lost to garrofuckingwhocares and the gronkless Pats
So is it too early to proclaim three wins over the Hawks in a Row?
Billy Beane is Dead to Me No, don’t listen to Keal.
Billy Beane is Dead to Me he is going to be gimpy for a while.
KZ Rider Such a classic……….Has it all… The PBR can, Bong, and the dude cooking fajita’s….
Loyal talking shit when he knows his team loses tomorrow. Have fun while you can
winner of tomorrow nights shit fest will actually have 3 nfcw teams to troll. Unbelievable
After watching today’s games, there is a real chance the 49ers win tomorrow
Russ tweeted that he and Ciara were out dancing tonight, he’s fine.
I’m such a loser… I’m actually shaking with anger…. ill be here tomorrow to talk shit but I can’t even believe how our game ended.
Tomorrow should be a good game. No idea how it’ll turn out. Redskins are a wild card this year.
Adusoron White Trash Lizard #DHC THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE of those 16 :o)
So if SF blows out the Rams, we’re clearly #1 in the division (at least for a week) right?
Nav, Russ is in such bad shape, on Tuesday morning, they’re sending children with cancer to visit him instead of the other way around.
That was a disaster when we tried that with iRavens, let me tell you.
Niners are my knockout pool pick this week. Super easy
Trying to make DHC feel better after his team shit the bed lol
Yes. So I guess get better refs or you can suck on 7-9 like usual.
Steelers07 Jim Tomsula beat them last year. Think about that for a minute.
I’m just gonna say it. I was so over that Crying Jordan shit like 2 months ago.
* pours an Evan Williams and heads over to the Cardinals forum
Quit being an idiot Rae..You are getting an ass kicking tomorrow, and you’ll fucking like it.
We had every fucking chance to win that game! At the end we had it sealed. Holy fuck! I’m out. Fuck all of you.
Billy Beane is Dead to Me Thats different than the 5 points you predicted
Seriously though, Seahawk fans were all in here when that play happened. Wilson was in bad shape. Could barely walk. He gutted it out but the rest of the game it was obvious he could not run and was kit stepping into his throws. He’s probably in a boot right now. Y’all saw it.
lol dhc meltdowns. I hope we beat the cards just to witness this again – only on g a bigger scale.
Bahahahahaha…
*clears throat, Cards fans I am here for you
This is Chewbacca’s DHC impression.
Adu, BKOB has always used black/white avatars
and now all of a sudden he’s in a color one, after he went MIA
I’ve watched enough Dexter to know the signs
The packers are so g [od and az doesmt have what it takes 🙂
Cardinals forum is gold
“http://forums.azcardinals.com/showthread.php?71502-We-made-Jimmy-Garropolo-look-like-Landry-Jones”
It feels a little sore but I’ll be alright,” he said in his post-game press conference.
-RW
TribalSteez Danny Oneill will get discovered in a suitcase somewhere tomorrow morning?
Hey, losing at home against a crippled team doesn’t mean anything.
So enjoyable, but I have to leave…..No slep for a day or two for me!..OUT
Dolphins chokejob allows him another week to live at least
mrhawk37 Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas
Mount Trollington.
i’ll write your essay for you right now so you can enjoy the game tomorrow
LoyalLARam you’ll be cutting yourself tomorrow night
lolz
“I got a lot of flack for posting a thread saying we would be lucky to go 9-7. After tonight I admit I was wrong. We will be lucky to go 6-10. Pathetic.”
TribalSteez There are two other writing assignments I didn’t count on dammit!
Palmer is going to throw a lot more picks this year. I counted 2 or three throws that were that close.
Loyal might be too busy at school to get trolled tomorrow.
I’m sick of loving this team so much and getting let down year after year after year. This team will be lucky to make the playoffs. BASK, Palmer, Peterson, everyone not named Larry Fitzgerald and David Johnson let the success and the All or Nothing premier and press clippings go to their head. How else do you explain Keim basically having only 1 CB on a team that plays MAN COVERAGE THE WHOLE GAME! How else do you explain the offensive line? How else do you explain keeping 9 D lineman? BA read his own clipping too based on how he coached that game. Did they not install a gameplan until halftime? We played a backup offensive line with a backup quarterback playing his first game who didn’t even have his best pass catcher and we couldn’t stop them. They literally only stopped themselves. I’m not even mad, I’m hurt. I’m hurt that this team would let me down again. Get the **** bird off the helmet and sell the team to someone else and then maybe they will become something.
Backup qb: check
No Gronk: check
3 offensive lineman out: check
Loss: check
its too bad the good games are over and we get to end week 1 with tomorrow night’s shitstorm
For real though. Stop being cheap asses and sign Clint Gresham. Our LS blows
Those cardinals posts are gold, KZ. I feel the same way when I find homeristic crap from field gulls
Hello 94063 PIttsburgh’s defense still stinks. It could be a high scoring game.
K1, i forgot which team takes priority for you – the rams or patriots?
cards couldnt beat the pats without Gronk and Brady lmfao FUCKING LOSERS!!!! GOD DAMN LOSERS!!!
K1, I’m ready for the game tomorrow. Hopefully don’t fall asleep some time in 2nd half or 2nd quarter
Navalicuous 2.0 I’m on vacation this week, I’ll be up for it
Please let Kia Guy know that Carson Palmer is now 0-5 lifetime against the Patriots.
hawks looked like dog shit.. cards lost.. niners will be first in the division and it will be a great weekend
KZ Rider Do what you gotta do to win. There are no ugly wins.
I will be up but to be honest, I’m totally indifferent to 49ers right now.
The Cardinals game recap is up.
Well Danny Valencia us going to be released. Good job Billy. Please refer to other username that Too Short gave me. Just fuck off
I am still celebrating Alex Smith and his game winning rushing touchdown….
It would be more accurate, if the cripple got up and beat the shit out of the cops
Adusoron KZ Rider I paypal’d a minutes card to TJack for his cell. We’re good
Because the Cards should have been the cops in this scenario
Just getting a chance to watch the Hawks game I DVR’d… Lots of holding calls.. Good god…
Dolphins have some studs on the D-line, but c’mon… Clean it up!!
DGdub Definitely, lot of work to do. Better to do the work after a win though, yeah?
Russell Wilson is undergoing “precautionary” X-rays on his injured ankle following Sunday’s Week 1 win over the Dolphins.Wilson hurt his ankle in the second half but didn’t miss any playing time. Now that he’s off the ankle, it’s probably going to start swelling up on him. We doubt the nature of his injury is that serious, but we’ll await word sometime this week. Tentatively expect Wilson to be fine for Week 2 against the Rams
CharlietheUnicorn Someone was on FieldGulls twitter page
CharlietheUnicorn Adusoron do you have a link to something more current?
k1joyce #rollhawks CharlietheUnicorn I’ m twitter free, so no
It feels a little sore but I’ll be alright,” he said in his post-game press conference.
iAdusoron CharlietheUnicorn it was in his press conference / lacanfora said awaiting results, but likely fine
Cardinals, everything was on a silver platter….. then the mean patriots flipped the platter over
WIlson is going to continue to get killed behind that line
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS its going to be hell for him when he plays the Niners
Cardinals fans begging the Patriots to handle Seattle for them …lol
I’m seeing ‘Brownsish’ run for the 49ers, measured in decades
Too Short™ It wasn’t decades the first time. 8 years. It won’t be decades.
lol you know hawk fans are worried by their responses
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS It is interesting reading the tea leaves.
KZ Rider BMT will Bruce Miller OSS I doubt it’s a long-term thing. I do bet you he is hobbled for about 4 weeks which does put him in danger of further injury due to being catchable now.
KZ Rider BMT will Bruce Miller OSS anyone who has sprained an ankle even moderately knows they have 4-6 weeks of pain and healing to endure.
Billy Beane is Dead to Me I was thinking 2017, but that’s reasonable too.
CharlietheUnicorn no brady.. no gronk.. and still lost lol
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS If that happens, there will be so much trolling of the hawks and cards.
Adusoron BMT will Bruce Miller OSS whats up with your boy anthony davis
Really good stuff. Imagine being a Cardinals fan and not only thinking Seattle was going to lose a game only to win and the have the opposite happen to them.
Adusoron BMT will Bruce Miller OSS thats what im starting to lean toward
adu.. seriously i think something is wrong with his head lol
So how much did the Cardinals win by…..?
The hawks OL was magical today. Watching the guards get their skulls bashed in was hilarious.
Watching bradley sowell demonstrate why he can’t play LT was pretty funny too
Billy Beane is Dead to Me Epic, decades Nav…sorry to be the bearer of bad news
Its weird with the AD situation. Guy offered to play at guard but had doubts in retiring
There’s no evidence to support any pending resurgence in Santa Clara, Commitment to Mediocrity – Jed York
maybe he realized the pay grade for guards is lower than tackles?! dude is erratic as fuck right now
Too Short™ This is factually incorrect. Both of our lines, particularly the OL, look really good. That’s the foundation of a resurgence.
That was hilarious when Fouts said the Baldwin TD was a pick play and the refs were all over it and then they showed the replay
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS the guy isnt right in the head. Make up your damn mind
Too Short™ Over time, not necessarily saying we’re going to have a winning season this year because I’ve continually predicted 6-10
Adusoron Too Short™ Ranked 32 in the NFL, 8,000,000 to 1 SB odds…hello?
KZ Rider baldwin is the biggest douche bag of your entire douche bag team.. and there are a lot of douche bags on the hawks
hes bitching out cuz he knows Trent Brown is a beast so far. Doesnt want to back him up cuz his value will go lower
KZ Rider Well, he was an Oregon Duck, ’nuff said.
KZ Rider BMT will Bruce Miller OSS hes a poor mans version of crabtree
Turn Rae then why not play guard and show you can play both positions? it makes zero sense.
Turn Rae i wonder if there is more to the story we’re not being told yet.
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS KZ Rider You get hit in the head sparring today?
Adusoron Turn Rae Maybe his task going up against Donald is making him skeptical about it
Adusoron Turn Rae First task at guard and you’re going up against a top 3 DT
It was funny that Crabtree caught a fade route for a late 4th quarter TD today.. Announcer said it was payback for the last time he tried to catch a fade route for a TD in New Orleans… Ouch….
https://twitter.com/JacsonBevens
https://twitter.com/JimmyG_10/status/342749641290444800
This bird in the locker room just scared the shit out of me while i was showering haha
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Anthony Davis is cracked. It was a mistake to accept the quitter back.
https://twitter.com/JacsonBevens
https://twitter.com/JacsonBevens/status/775177075485396992
https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3A83615874f73de6c7
Jimmy Garoppolo’s Tinder profile is crashing the servers right now
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Cardinal hunting season started early this year
It’s sad how you obsess with us. I want better for you in life Adu.
Munkster besides, don’t take me too seriously. it’s just trolling.
I don’t like to think about that Too Short. I like to think of everyone as happy and content.
Wow, I can’t believe how shitty the Cards and Hawks looked this week.
We’re winning the division.
Flat Plane Science Pretty much sucked except for Fitzgerald
Munkster Thank you for the introduction to this person. Please do tell me when he does something remarkable.
Happy Monday football fans. Hawks almost lay an egg….Russell has enough magic in him for another last minute comeback win…..god bless that little guy.
good morning ron, and all ska participants. wow, the pats won.their coach is the best.
Mornin marine, what’s your prediction for your game tonight?
i honestly dont know, ron. the ram receivers in the pre season looked bad.see if someone can step up.
I got SF gettin the win, just because it’s a home game, but who knows? look how we came out with our O stinkin it up.
Glow and Webb grade out terrible at run blocking by PFF…..G’s are the key blockers for the run game and those guys flunked.
2 guys who had very good games in their “first” game – Jarran Reed who graded out at 81.5 and DeShawn Shead at 90.7. Those are good signs for guys needing to replace lost starters.
hey tigre….good to see you again. I didn’t read them…gimme an example.
how you feelin about the start of the season for the 9ers?
Ron LaCroix Uninspired. Not a fan of Chip’s system… in fact the complete opposite of what I like to run on Offense. I have no idea what they’ve got on D. Weak STs… they’ll be lucky to beat the Rams tonight.
LOL… it was raw carnage in the KO Pool. Lost almost half of the people yesterday!
I’m thinking along your lines, too. Might be a long season for you….maybe some new players can bring some hope.
Ron LaCroix I’m sure there will be bright spots, but tough schedule, new system/coaching staff = high draft pick.
a test of the patience of 9er fans, no doubt. The trouble is nobody’s gonna do anything to fix it, its seems….with Jed and Baalke being pals.
Ron Suh vs Webb was a disaster. Like Pistol whipping a blind kid
TIGRE1629 Brew_City I told someone last week that if they saw you to give me AZ
anybody see Carson Wentz play yesterday? Did well against the Browns, but it’s the Browns…
Ron LaCroix Only his Red Zone highlights. Looks legit tho…. for a rookie.
TIGRE1629 Why on earth would someone take either of the teams tonight? Are they on drugs?
Too Short™ TIGRE1629 I bet if I put up $200 to the winner, a bunch of people would have picked different.
Ron LaCroix looked like we ran outta gas in the middle of the 4th
Brew_City That looked even more bizarre live… didn’t see the lineman until after.
Is it just me, or did it seem more good teams struggled in week 1 than usual?
They should, but it’s all about the Run D. imo If they can keep Gurley from busting big runs, then they should be in it. I predict at least 2 INTs for the 49ers D tonight.
Lisa9er4life Good pick, too. Now you don’t have to worry about the Eagles for the rest of the season.
I got so lucky with the Chiefs. Everyone in the bar thought I was from K.C.
Kenny Stills how did you drop that pass? It was right on the money and you dropped it. Shame on you!
Billy Beane is Dead to Me My main concern is Gabbert and the WRs. Just not sure they’re on the same page yet.
Lisa9er4life Being so wide open confused him, he thought it was blown dead.
Ron LaCroix Brew_City report is he has a “significant sprain”
TIGRE1629 Biggest come back win for KC. Sand Diego was taking to to them for the first half
Brew_City Ron LaCroix You’re supposed to ‘source’ your update – Rapoport
Brew_City Ron LaCroix According to Munkey, he’s super human so it won’t be a problem.
I know… losing Allen to the ACL was the difference. If he wouldn’t have been injured, they would have won.
Ian Rapaport reminds me of the guy in your crew who everyone would make fun of… “My sources close to the organization tell me… I’m a douche.”
And go easy on the lip gloss buddy… you’re starting to turn Kaep on.
some of his ‘inside’ information comes from inside his own head.
Bucs looked really good yesterday. Now what do you guys think of Jameis Winston?
4 TD’s 281 yards against Matty Ice cube
Cardinals and Hawks out of the gate shooting blanks, division looks wide open this season
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Speaking of SKA butthurt folks…
Okay…out at the Range for a 3 day field weekend culminating in weapons qualification….and then coming home to watch the final three quarters of THAT GAME…..man…I’m drained
SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TIGRE1629 He looked good last year just OL needed to step up in protection
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Too Short™ *hands mirror to Maynerd
“It’s
our job as professional athletes to make a positive impact on our communities
and to be proactive when change is needed. Together we are going to continue to
have conversations, educate ourselves and others on social issues and work with
local law enforcement officials and leaders to make an impact on the Kansas
City community.” -Kansas City Chiefs
players, after raising their fists during the national anthem
….yea,
right….raising your fists or sitting is all the further these guys will get.
Too Short™ Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ *Maynerd breaks mirror… 49ers get 7 MORE YEARS bad luck.
Too Short™ Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Why am I butt hurt? I am happy in what I saw
I tried really hard to watch the dolphin/hawk game but the 2nd half the back of my eye lids was more interesting
Brew_City If only the Dolphins offense played as well as their defense
Ron LaCroix I don’t have a problem with it. Freedom means you’re free to protest. Period.
Lisa9er4life Brew_City Both defenses had a lot to say about this.
about right. they have to streak the rest of the way – it is improbable, with the inconsistent pitching they are getting.
@Brew_City Gase made some terrible calls and Tannehill at times is an idiot
I wanted to punch the announcer in the face when he said “It’s Russell Wilson Time”…because Russ was clearly hurting and our chances looked bleak…but…I failed to realize exactly how tough Russell Wilson actually is…it was, indeed, Russell Wilson time
Their O-line has been hot garbage for years. You’d think they’d get that fixed at some point. smh
Brew_City Too Short™ Lisa9er4life Yeah, how many teams have good OL’s? 5?
TIGRE1629 You can’t fix everything – Schneider
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer He made some nice throws, but they’d better get that O-line figured out cuz’… it kinda’ sucks.
Jags look much improved they had the Packers on their heels
the 4th string squad on Fox said “Rodgers doing his best RW” on a scramble throw I almost flew down to Jax to shank him
TIGRE1629 SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer it became a much bigger issue once Suh put him in the Ken Shamrock Ankle Lock and tried to make him tap out
Lisa9er4life Yea the were gassed… Just glad we got outta there with a W
Billy Beane is Dead to Me put some respek on it when you say his name
Too Short™ Brew_City I, too, am interested in this answer. AR missed Jordy big time last year.
Too Short™ Brew_City worked himself into it. Rodgers didn’t target him a ton
This has been one of those weeks where I feel that the Steelers will lose tonight and the Niners will win
Dan Fouts (former Oregon Duck…grrr) said Hawks clearly ran pick play on Baldwin TD, replay showed that nothing of the sort happened…
I ain’t even mad that I lost my fantasy matchup on account of playing Cobb and Lockett over Crabtree and Brooks
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer I have the Cards D, and laughed my ass off the whole game..
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory His article about your shitty offense was on point this morning. He’s the realist we need
Best part…that play for the TD wasn’t the play call…RW changed the play for the win
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Make it longer than the last one, just to make them squeal.
Lisa9er4life TIGRE1629 *liked for use of conjure
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory So salty…
Yeah, Dan Fouts was so excited when he thought the refs were throwing a flag on the “pick” play.
Our Defense looked monstrous. I didn’t realize we had 5 sacks til I checked the box score
KZ Rider He litterally robbed all of my excitement from the game winning amazingness of RW…the fucking jerk
Billy Beane is Dead to Me Wished he did that in the Super Bowl with the Niners
Jesus… Bengals O-line gave up 7 sacks yesterday??? A couple of those have got to be on Dalton, right?? Not that I give a shit, but dayum.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer KZ Rider “they ran a pick play AND THE REFS ARE ALL OVER IT”
I started jumping up…then the dumbass announcer started running his retarded ass mouth and I was crushed…then it turned out that the announcer was a retarded dumbass and I tried to celebrate but it was awkward and forced
I can’t believe you just…!!! *blood pressure rises significantly
“Rodgers doing his best RW”
Thy say this every time a QB scrambles. And they say “he just went beast-mode” every time a RB breaks a tackle. The Seahawks are trend setters
KZ Rider SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Fuck him – Too Short
KZ Rider SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer the whole pulling a gun on his wife thing
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory This crowd is a real 12th man today
Brew_City TIGRE1629 On the road, too, but still… that’s not good.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Please… Rodgers was doing what Rodgers does. Cuz he’s the best
Rawls looked like Rawls…and Michael looked good too
TIGRE1629 I brought it up Tigre. Facing it is part of the healing process 🙂
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Overall the running game didn’t look good though.
For all the talk about the OL, there were a significant number of dropped balls, some at very key points in drives.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Still excited about that OL?
Jimmy getting in the game…and making a key grab…..that shit amazed me
Brew_City BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Hey man, we can’t control what announcers say
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer That was pretty cool and a huge catch to sustain the drive.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer I still think they’re improved from last year…they reached deeper and protected much better once Russ was hurt…..they just need to protect like that when he ain’t hurt
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Shining a turd
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer continuity will go a loooong way to helping this line
Sowell had a couple drive killing penalties…Russ caused a sack and then was sacked once from O-Line play…..later in the game the sack was because he was slowed
I’ve decided I’m not gonna complain to the schedule Gods about our early bye now
Other than Russ’s ankle getting destroyed, our starting field position and penalties (again) were our biggest problems.
With Russ being hurt…I’ll be happy with 2-2 and a healthy Russ in week 6
Christine getting the Turbin treatment from the oline whenever he would bust off a nice run yesterday.
It could get really ugly vs the Rams front 7….If it starts to get that way I’ll be pissed if Russ stays in…..don’t need him to RG III himself…him being healthy to finish the season is much bigger picture than week 2 @ the Rams
Looks like Jimmy G isn’t having any trouble. Pats may go 4-0. As much as I’d hate for this to happen. I can’t despise Jimmy G I endorsed him from before he was drafted.
“When it came to the defining moment of the game, he did what he did,” said defensive end http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2576371/michael-bennett.
“And that’s what you do under pressure. That’s why it defines him as
one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, because the great ones play
good under pressure. The bad ones, they get in their minds. He never got
rattled.”
Let’s see what they’ve got tonight before you start worrying.
KZ Rider That’s why I wouldn’t be worried about the STs. He’ll get it going.
Asked how different it was for him to stay inside the pocket, Wilson
said with a smile, “Last year I stayed in the pocket and just hung out
there, and it worked out pretty well. I don’t mind standing in the
pocket. That’s a good thing.”
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Are all the MODs hungover?? Cuz I’m about to post some yoga pants n stuff.
With 4:08 left in the game, the season opener was setting up to be a
nightmare. The Seahawks were the biggest favorites of Week 1, and they
were behind 10-6. Their star quarter back was clearly limited after picking his foot up off the turf (severed at the ankle) and hopping on 1 leg back towards the bench. They taped it back on and he went back out there anyway.
The team faced a critical 4th-and-4 with 2:08 left. Wilson found wide receiver http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/14221/doug-baldwin for a 22-yard gain and ended up completing his final five passes for 49 yards and the game-winning touchdown.
White Trash Lizard #DHC lol. 1-0. You lost to a team without brady,gronk,nik and 3 offensive lineman were out.
Your team looked SO MUCH worse than us. Don’t laugh
You lost at home to Tom Brady’s backup and no fucking Gronk…just kill yourself (last place)
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Nik was out as well as 3 offensive lineman
Jeron Reed looked fucking bad to the bone, though…as well as Frank Clark
🙂
So disappointing Arians didn’t get pissed in the pressor last night 🙁
Winner: Every NFC Team Outside the Pacific Northwest
Ryan O’Hanlon [7:40 P.M. ET]: The
early returns from the Post-Lynch Era in Seattle are in, and while the
record says “1–0,” the subtext is “mediocre football team.” The list of
problems is already too long: (1)Against Miami, Seattle’s best player was Cassius Marsh, who is a real person and not a collection of polygons spit out by the Madden draft generator; (2)Ndamukong
Suh, as Ndamukong Suh does, stepped on Russell Wilson’s ankle, hobbling
Seattle’s QB for the rest of the game and possibly even longer; (3)despite setting a career-high in pass attempts, Wilson was played toe to toe by Ryan Tannehill; (4)all-world safety Earl Thomas looked lost, like he’d been tricked into studying a fake playbook during the offseason; (5)The gaggle of sub–Beast Mode running backs couldn’t crack 3.5 yards per carry.
The
Seahawks won, essentially, for no other reason than “They played the
Dolphins.” Unfortunately for Seattle fans hoping to see their team win
another conference title, Miami plays in the AFC.
RW has mild high ankle sprain. Will play and dominate next week. In other news…, the Cards have moved onto the “…. or nothing” portion of Arians career in Arizona.
2 PDs for Jarran Reed. Frank Clark looked like Lawrence Taylor.
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 Already have this one framed and placed right next to the 2012 “D-” draft grades.
As we speak, Michael Bidwill is adjusting his tie in the mirror and thinking of ways to motivate and impart coaching wisdom on Arians.
Cool. I’m not worried at all lol. This season is gonna be fun
Other than penalties…did nakmanduchy even have a stat?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 you sound like that guy shoveling water off the deck of the titanic
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 with a spoon
Remember last week when AZ fans kept putting Arians name on lists of great NFL coaches? lol
As that pretty much describes my life overall….yeah…..so….?
Remember all offseason when DHC said that the Seahawks lost all their star players and replaced em with scrubs?
At least we made plays lol. We looked off and thus game reminded me of the steelers game last year. We need to work the rust off. The hawks straight up look like a non playoff team. It’s 3 yard rushes or 7 yard passes under pressure. I cannot wait to play seattle.
The gaggle of sub–Beast Mode running backs couldn’t crack 3.5 yards per carry.
Interesting. Our starter averaged 4.4 ypc
“Look son, you can grow up to excel on special teams one day” …, I told my boy.
Hahahaha I was right. Jesus christ did you watch the game?
White Trash Lizard #DHC Garopolo beat you…WITHOUT GRONK!!!
Jarran Reed played better than Brandon Mebane. You are ignorant without realizing it. It’s the worst kind of ignorance.
I’m going to say this now, because it may not be relevant after tonight… I’m glad football is back.
Yes. Now shut the fuck up and be depressed about losing to a backup QB with no weapons at home.
Lane and Shead were on one, so was Marsh and the LBs. Defense looked Championship-ready
KZ Rider 15 for 66. monster. and the run game in total…3.5
I think we can RFA Shead for next year, but then he’s going to get a 60 million dollar deal somewhere.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Defense looked lock3ed in and angry after Russ got hurt…the O-Line woke up and actually protected him much better after that point
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 KZ Rider Two nice runs called back
The cards looked so much better than seattle. Spin it how you want and troll but the hawks look like they are in some serious trouble. We just looked rusty.
Munkster “Awesome, dad! When can I start getting tats?”
KZ Rider Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 two nice runs caused by egregious holding
White Trash Lizard #DHC You lost…AT HOME…TO BRADY’S BACKUP…WITH A BACKUP O-LINE…AND NO GRONK
Does NE have a good rosters outside of Brady and Gronk?
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory A couple linemen that were also not playing
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory And Ninkovich (PED suspension)
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer White Trash Lizard #DHC you barely beat a perrenial 6-10 team. belichek has done just as much without brady or top targets before
YOU LOST TO A PATRIOTS TEAM WITHOUT BRADY, GRONK, NINKOVICH AND 3 OFFENSIVE LINEMAN.
http://imgur.com/a/JzEkV
Lane looked like doo doo in the preseason. Tightened it up week 1 though.
Seattle’s O-line must have eaten a Snickers before the 4th Q.
Munkster Loved how he smashed their first attempt at a bubble screen.
You guys played the worst game in the wilson era and that is your analysis? !
TIGRE1629 They really did protect him much better after he was hurt…like they got a slap in the face wakeup call
Gonna be a rough 8-8 campaign for the Hawks this year
You responding to my comments reminds me of when EdTV tries to troll me. It’s awkward because I don’t want to ignore you.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Wow, I have this badass young RB who is shredding when he gets the ball…..LET’s PASS MORE!!!!!
its hilarious watching guys compare Belichek’s perennial title game system that has proven it doesn’t need Brady or top targets to keep humming, especially with time to prepare….to squeezing out a nailbiter against ryan tannehill and the league’s youngest coach. a 6-10 bottom feeder. lmao
“I have to give a lot of credit to http://www.seahawks.com/team/players/roster/russell-wilson,
because that was not the play call,” said Baldwin, who finished with 92
yards on nine catches. “We had discussions before about what we were
going to do if we got certain matchups that we liked, and it was
actually not on that play, but he saw the situation there was a matchup
that he liked, he switched the play, and fortunately enough, Jermaine
and myself were able to execute at a high level, and Russ did an
excellent job of reading the defense and putting us in the best
situation, making the call, and then obviously delivering the ball so we
could win the game.
“Honestly, he has never changed the play to
that play before. In that moment, I’m thinking, ‘What is he doing?’ But
he has shown the propensity to do miraculous things, and that play was
no different.”
I’m fucking furious with how we played last night. That cannot happen. But you hawk fans are acting like all is peachy. You guys played so awful football. A win is a win and that’s great but jesus christ acknowledge the issues. Hawks need to play MUCH better if they even want to make the wild card again.
“There’s a feeling of familiarity,” Sherman said of watching the
game-winning drive. “We’ve been there before. He has been there before
and he has come through. He’s been coming through in those situations
since what, Chicago, overtime (in 2012)? So there is confidence, you
believe in your guys.”
FSU right behind Alabama in the rankings 🙂 Clemson falls to 5th
White Trash Lizard #DHC You need to WIN some games if you want to even make a wild card
Your offensive line looks horrific. Your running backs are not good.
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 I hate games against coaches making their debuts.
Heard about Wilson’s injury, I do feel bad for the guy. Maybe this is the breaking point for a realistic attempt at rebuilding the O line.
We still needed to play better. But these hawk fans are just happy they won
k1joyce #rollhawks Uhh… I bit late to rebuild now that the season has started.
k1joyce #rollhawks Continuity is what this line needs…constant change will never get better
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer k1joyce #rollhawks Talent is what it needs SFC.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer You guys roll out all these fucking asshats, and expect results. Invest more draft capital in, sign some legit FAs that aren’t retread washouts. It needs to happen.
Well I thought some real football talk would happen every now and then. Hawks are fucked. Your issues aren’t rust.
k1joyce #rollhawks as long as wilson is Scrambly Guy they will continue to cheap out on the line and hope it allows them to pay other spots
I talked shit all offseason…my team lost at home…to a bunch of backups…and the Seahawks won. How can I spin this?
~DHC all last night
Mathis gets carted off the field in a stretcher and ambulance for a boo boo while Wilson stays in and leads the team to a winning touchdown drive. Just different cultures I guess.
Neither are yours, Arians and Palmer are choke artists
it’s truly amazing how Donkey Kong can hurt people the same way “accidentally” over and over
I like how the Cardinals are “just rusty” but Earl Thomas is just a bad football player now
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Too bad you were not here for it, luckily we were able to feature some of his best commentary
Brew_City he has ADHD. Accidental Destructive Hatred Disorder
Fitzgerald is ridiculous… that’s all I have to say. The st of the team needs to practice hard this week.
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 Brew_City he’s unstable at best
Yeah, it’s not like we opened a season with a narrow 12-7 win over a young Panthers team, or fell behind a crappy Bucs team by 21-0 before coming back, or needed a goal line stand to beat a shitty Rams squad…..the year we won the fucking Super Bowl.
Dude I love thomas. I’ve never trolled him and say he’s the best in the game. Yesterday he got punked several times though
Can you imagine the score if Brady played? bwahahahaahahhaahahah
Your team has no heart. Arians looked like a coordinator that lost his razor.
White Trash Lizard #DHC If the rumors of him retiring at the end of the year are true….you better win it this year.
Brew_City Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 i’ll never forget when he literally tried to tear Gabberts foot off in college because he was beating them like a rag doll. i thought he would get roid tested on the sideline
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue And now Wilson is gonna miss the first game of his career because you guys can’t build an O line to protect him
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Like how aren’t you mad about this?
Earl Thomas whiffed 3 times last game
Usually he just fucks up once a game but his decline has exponentially grew
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue It’s not fucking 2013 anymore
i did giggle at the Cards tackling on those last 2 big runs by Blount and the other guy. It was like 11 Deions out there
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue So Wilson being the most hit QB last year and getting hurt in week 1 this year and you don’t care?
12 is a magical number. When Seattle opens the season with a win while scoring 12 points they tend to win the Super Bowl.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Go ahead, say something clever
Vikings won without scoring an offsenive TD. Jesus Tennessee
It blows my fucking mind how sfc is acting like all is well. Open your fucking eyes dude. We lost and that’s fun and cute but your team looked like a 6 win team. Acknowledge it.
Munkster last time Packers opened season in florida heat they won SB sorry already called dibs on bullshit reason for SB
White Trash Lizard #DHC they looked like a team with a Top 5 QB that became severely limited in the 2nd half (and they still won)
This is one of those unmovable objects/unstoppable force kind of things, huh.
White Trash Lizard #DHC It blows my mind that Wilson is hurt and no one gives a shit
zippy what is it with you and this “young Panthers team” crap? they finished 12-4 that year. they were arguably the better team. that was not Miami
Keep talking, DHC. You have to face a STARTING qb next week
Arizona is old and tired and heartless. That is the main difference between the two clubs.
Hawks played like absolute shit lmao
-80 yard pass dropped by Kenny Stills
-Gase going for it on 4th and inches instead of kicking FG
-late in the game, dumb ass kicker misses a 15 yard FG
The Dolphins game isn’t a surprise to me at all. There’s a reason I told you I wasn’t going to watch the first half. Then Wilson came out and sprained his ankle in the 3rd quarter and we were fucked.
While watching the Browns get beat down at the bar yesterday, we started calling out Teams that are classic “Heartbreakers.” My buddy said “Bills”, then another guy said “Lions”, another Bengals, etc… until I said “Cardinals.”
We all laughed… wish you could have been there.
And they only scored 7 points in their opener? And had a decent season anyway?
You don’t say.
Drops happen. Lockett dropped a big one, later in the game
Oh hell yeah. Our D absolutely destroyed Miami on that 4th down. Awesome
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue rofl. again, that was 2 ascending teams. not a supposed top team hosting a bottom feeder
I love MNF. What kind of epic matchup do we have to look forward to tonight?
k1joyce #rollhawks KZ Rider Because we don’t start playing until the 2nd half
TribalSteez You misspelled “Man-God Cassius Marsh mercilessly stuffed a weak FG attempt”
Sfc if you watched that shit show yesterday and didn’t even get mad or critique the hawks then you might be the best homer of all time. I’m actually proud of you.
I can’t believe one of those teams will have a better record than us…. smh
White Trash Lizard #DHC He is known as “SFC, Hawk Homer”
Teams win ugly sometimes…I don’t mind winning ugly when our QB almost gets his foot ripped off. You call me delusional…..I ask you to look in the mirror. You are calling Seattle (a team that has won 10+ 4 years straight, played in 2 of the last 4 SB’s and won one) a 6 win team…knowing they start slow and are a second half team (both in season wins as well as 1st half vs 2nd half of games)
The Rams may finish the season with a better record than Arizona, honestly.
Dude you know what I mean. I know you were getting pissed watching that bullshit. It was awful
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer That’s great, but are you mad that Wilson is hurt?
White Trash Lizard #DHC i’m sure he was. thats why like most of them he was nowhere near this tailgate
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer because this is a new thing
I watched that Cardinals shit show last night. Embarrassing the NFCW like that was brutal.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Or is it “Wel we won the S in 2013 so fuck you all!”?
If people were not writing us off at some point in the first month of the season, something would be horribly, horribly wrong.
Ballon Knot i admire the full on dedication to the lie
Ballon Knot AND THE TROLLS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD!!!!
I was not because I understand the goal of each game is to win. And I’ve watched enough football to understand the eb and flow of the season. As a Cardinal fan, you only understand losing.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Ballon Knot No ones mad, we’re happy how pedestrian you looked
I’m saying I watched serious aspects of your team play worse than I’ve seen in the wilson era and you’re acting like all is good. I see bad things coming.
They almost lost one game…THEY’RE A 6 WIN TEAM…WRITE IT DOWN
~DHC
Ballon Knot He makes the remarkable look easy and the easy look hard as fuck
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer you dont need the A there
Do you retards make this narrative up? People write off the seahawks early in the year? This isn’t a thing… the hawks are a hype machine. I’ve never seen anyone write them off lol
DHC you kicked up quite the shitstorm this morning, well done
Watching the Phoenix news this morning is hilarious. They show like 4 Cardinals highlights, talk them up, then show the final score and move on to the next segment lol
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer actually thats right lol
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So you entirely forgot the atmosphere in here after we lost to the Rams in last year’s opener.
If the Cards’ Kicker could only “kick it up” there with the same accuracy.
White Trash Lizard #DHC They are all fucking furious. SFC won’t even talk to me
On a scale of 1-10, how embarrassed are you of your shitty teams play last night DHC?
White Trash Lizard #DHC they were top 3 in the power rankings last year with a losing record lmao
There were some dropped pass issues…and our O-Line looked overmached in the 1st half – which I completely didn’t see coming against Sue, Williams and Wake (rolls eyes) – …the protection was much better in the 2nd half and our WR’s made the plays when they mattered. Jimmy even got in there and made a key grab which shocked me…and our QB was a fucking warrior in the 75 yard game winning drive on one leg
Patrick Peterson is a Pussy in run-support
It’s embarrassing
~BK
In all honesty if I was a Seahawk fan I’d be worried about the OL. In all truth the Hawks were very lucky to win that game. And Tribe was right they did have help with the stooge like playing of the Dolphins
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer YOUR O LINE HAS LOOKED OVERMATCHED FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS
White Trash Lizard #DHC Probably… these jokers often forget… it’s a marathon.
Lisa9er4life In all truth, the Hawks were very lucky to only barely win that game.
Ballon Knot “NOT IN THE FACE, NOT IN THE FACE!”
Actually this I agree with. It’s been my only criticism of pp for years
Lisa9er4life Oh no they love it! It’s gonna be just fine, Wilson is already hurt. They won the Superbowl in 2013.
Ballon Knot Sorry Lisa… BK meant to say, “a frail, heartless woman”
SFC are you aware that Wilson is now on pace to miss the first game of his career? Do any of you fucking clowns even care? It’s great you won the Superbowl in 2013, congrats.
I hear ya K-1…our O-Line has been bad for A WHILE…and they completely blew it up over the offseason……making drastic changes after game one because they looked bad in the first half against Suh, Williams, and Wake would just be stupid………….continuity
k1joyce #rollhawks He ain’t gonna miss a game
All those rookies and young QBs who were ready to play this season…..and Goff won’t play until Fisher’s been fired and he will already be on his second OC.
You fucked up that pick, bro. Big time.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer But he got fucking hurt! When does this shit get fixed, he got slammed last year more than any other QB, and now his ankle is not exactly in good shape in week 1. How can’t you be mad about this?
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer and Wake missed the entire second half
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Yeah, I drafted Goff. My bad
Patrick Peterson wants NOTHING to do w/contact
I see Teams running right at the Guy
Because He’s a HUGE Pussy
~BK
I won’t write off the Rams after they lose tonight. I won’t write them off until Tampa beats them by 20+ in week three.
hmmm…how to explain this…I wanted Cable gone last year…but I don’t
get to make those decisions. I am still not happy with him…but I
don’t get to make those decisions. Since I have no control over it I
won’t dwell on it……ain’t a reason in the world for me to get angry
about any of that
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue I’m not trolling Wilson, I legit feel bad for the guy. He doesn’t deserve to get hit the way he does.
Dude seriously needs to change up his off-season workout program. Cuz’…
This o-line will click later in the season, like they did last year and in 2011. It’s the Tom Cable way. In the mean-time we have to stack up as many victories as we can, especially against teams with deep DL like MIA and LA. Their strength vs Our weakness.
The cards have issues on offense and defense. Couldn’t stop a backup qb on 3rd and 15 late in the game?
Don’t get not being angry or not focusing on the bad confused with not caring or thinking that everything is “hunky dory”
Az showed glimpses of our regular game. We made some explosive plays. Just need to clean things up. The hawks were fighting tooth and nail to barely move the ball. Literally every snap there were defenders in the backfield. Wilson was running for his life. There is serious issues.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory I’m disappointed Ifedi got hurt. He was looking powerful
DHC can’t admit any of this. He thinks AZ looks great
Just like RW… Brew City has a furious comeback to snatch victory from BKOB’s grasp
Wilson had his most pass attempts in his career and had less than 300 yards. Jesus
White Trash Lizard #DHC Fuck explosive plays. You have a stud RB. Give him 25-30 carries a game and feed off playaction, and the explosive plays will come.
Nick Vannett (Gronk Jr) should be back this week which should help.
That’s the plan buddy. We just didn’t play well. We know what to do.
Zippy your snide comments about the Rams makes me not feel bad for Wilson.
Yeah, Murray wouldn’t have helped me either. My team sucks
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer k1joyce #rollhawks I try to be nice, and ZIppy has to go and assume I’m trolling Wilson. I feel bad for Wilson. He deserves better
Probably would need a fundamentally different mentality though. His parents may have failed him in this regard.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer k1joyce #rollhawks Now he’s probably going to start swearing at me, or talking about the 2009 Rams or something. Whatever, I’m ready.
Munkster Sherman could have been out there in a cot yesterday on passing plays.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Um… they didn’t call his number bro. I mean 19 Rushing Attempts???
As I was leaving the game you could hear fans saying this team doesn’t look like last year’s team. I would have to agree
BKOB your line did not “Fix itself” late in the season last year. It got it’s teeth kicked in against us week 16, then again in the playoff escape in Minnesota and Carolina gave it the kill shot the next week.
I like how Palmers finger was being used as a crutch when he played how many games just fine before the playoffs with it hurt as well
Remember when the Rams almost went to the playoffs, but they couldn’t beat Charlie Whitehurst?
That team reminds me of the Cardinals last night
You woke up retarded this morning. Must be a side effect of the anger.
Poor DHC this morning 🙁
http://media1.giphy.com/media/NZfgAFsnQBEI/giphy.gif
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory I’m glad you guys have turned into 49er fans in 2012. Talking about past glories, because there are so few current ones.
Brew_City yeah…how many times we hear DHC about Palmer’s finger…now listen to him about the Seahawks knowing damn well how bad Russ was hurting yesterday
Not every team has the depth at DL that you have. And at least we don’t have to worry about seeing you in the playoffs
I feel like, in DHC, I’m watching the birth of another Adu. I’m going to study it more carefully this time so I can understand how all that anger and disappointment builds up and collapses into indignity.
k1joyce #rollhawks BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory celebrating barely beating the dregs of the league. oh how the 12s have fallen
We have won more playoff games in the year 2016 than you have in a decade.
I didn’t go off about the finger that was mike. I don’t make that excuse
Munkster Adu has Wilson trolling points saved on his desktop. Not many can claim such an ability.
I have Andrew Luck trolling points saved on my phone
k1joyce #rollhawks Munkster RW and Seahawks living in Adu’s head rent free for a couple years now
I would actually be interested in seeing his “Favorites” list.
Btw bkob I’m taking downy blog. It’s too much work just for people to read articles
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Here it is, and without any profanity. Good job controlling yourself ZIppy.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue I was expecting to be accused of soiling myself, or one of those many other clever talking points you utilize.
DHC would you say you’re embarrassed to be a Cards fan this morning, or really embarrassed?
MFA Mike you should have allowed Glazer or Schefter to break this on Twitter. thats the problem, you allowed too many opportunities to capitalize on the 15000 unique visits to slip right through your stubby fingers
Just in case anyone wonders how I feel about Seattle and the 12th Man.
Lil Tyran Matieu, is 10x the hitter/tackler than PP
Peterson is an embarrassment, to tackle football
~BK
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer hahahahahaha yes there it is
Wilson isn’t living there, he owns an entire condo complex.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Lost my last little shred or respect for Adu last night
30,0000 sq ft clubhouse, 18 championship holes, go-kart track……
Ballon Knot some people make business decisions as deion would say
I’ve decided Adu has one of those creepy stalker rooms you see in all the movies…dedicated to Russell Wilson
I’m going to see the Bucs and the Raiders on October 30th. Now this really should be an awesome game 🙂
Maybe
But I’m not sure how He can look those other defensive guys, in the eye
~BK
White Trash Lizard #DHC I tried to compliment him by saying he deserves better pass protection, and the only responses I get are “We won the SB in 2013!”
White Trash Lizard #DHC I am a pass protection advocate
when Trump is president, a brilliant, revolutionary digital startup like nfcwft will be able to thrive
How would you describe your play as a CB? – Interviewer
I make business decisions. – PP
White Trash Lizard #DHC unless he’s on the legend known as Jeff Janis
Blount running for a first down on 3rd and 15 last night was the play of the game IMO
I’m a little embarrassed, just as a fan of a team from the NFC West, actually.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue i just feel like he’ll make it great. Trump doesnt get bogged with silly things like specifics or action points
PP looked like PooPoo when it came to run support
MFA so he’s 1/2 the player Sherman is…got it
🙂
I think last night was just a case of Belichick having months to prepare for a game. I’m not sure what type of crack Arians smoked with MFA last night, but it obviously not the good shit.
Lockette dropped a pass. Kearse didn’t. Kind of a weird game in that respect.
Munkster Lockett had a LOTTA room on that one too
FWIW
If SKA ever comes under attack, And I cower like PP does, Please permanent-ban Me
~BK
Not sure why Pete is being so hard headed about keeping this garbage long snapper though. Dude is gonna cost us some games at this rate
Trolling pp? Is that how you guys deal with ET getting OWNED trying to tackle?
Munkster Anytime you wanna give up Kearse just let us Niners know 🙂
k1joyce #rollhawks Giving it to your star RB 8 times each Half is not enough.
Lisa9er4life Munkster I would MUCH RATHER have Lockett than Kearse.
That was some of the worst tackling ever. Foster spun him around like a child
TIGRE1629 Lisa9er4life Munkster Well they’re not giving up on Lockett so….
If he looks like that the next couple of weeks, I will be worried.
I am kind of expecting, though, that he is not a very happy man right now, and will be somewhat focused and intense in practice this week.
Even if, IF He misses – He still puts His nose in There
PP is such a PUSSY
~BK
2 days ago i knew this was going to be a shitty season for the niners, after watching the cards and seattle, i just put $ down on playoff tickets, easiest investment ever!!!
Both are very good. But pp always takes the other teams #1
Watch any football last season? Sherman shredded this myth to pieces all last year…and PP’s coverage stats can’t fucking touch Sherman’s…..not even playing the same sport let alone being in the same ballpark
Cinco Taças I don’t believe you…I think yer smarter than something like that in the middle of week 1
I liked how Belichick last night was having the kickoffs come short of the goal line. I’d expect more teams to start doing that, forcing a return instead of the touchback.
Uh…, teams have been doing that all through the preseason. It has been discussed how this rule will result in more kickoffs.
Ultimately, it doesn’t matter what Arizona does during the Reg Season… they are cursed. For those who appreciate football and history, I give you: http://www.espn.com/espn/page2/story?page=fleming/090122
KZ Rider I worry more about stuff like this than the O-line. O-line is obviously part of a larger strategy in cap control. Save money there, and spend it keeping the defense in the top three and re-signing key skill position players.
k1joyce #rollhawks it works and it also an anti-goodell thing to do, good on him imo
This Sherman/PP debate has inspired me to take a massive shit, thanks guys. BRB
Honest to God – If You’re PP, in that film room w/the rest of the defense, going over the game & His weak-ass tackling effort – How can He even look those other Guys in Eye
~BK
Let’s all step back, relax and take a moment to enjoy this gem
https://twitter.com/_MarcusD2_/status/775176791266762754
Ballon Knot He keeps looking down, at his cell phone, at the balance in his bank account.
Dolphins made a big mistake with so little time left on the clock to run the punt return instead of taking a knee in the end zone starting on the 25 and saving time on the clock. Instead they ran it out and were stopped short of the 20. Dumb decisions
PP and mathieu were all pros last year… I know that happened.
It’s just eerie to watch a one-legged dude with robot eyes take a team down the field for their first TD with so little time left on the clock to win the game.
Close calls the Super Bowl season….everyone saying we’re done at 2-2….everyone writing us off after the Ram loss in the opener….
Same shit, different season.
Chandler jones is going to destroy bradley sowell. This is going to be a fun season.
aren’t long snappers only really asked to do one thing during a game?
BK…I wouldn’t even use P-Rich…if I just need somebody to fight PP I’m sending Lawler out there
P-Rich has gained 3-4 pounds of muscle over the last year
I’d just grab the water boy and put him in a jersey with a RB # on it.
How about my dude Shead?
I like BJ Daniels better than Boykin though if we need to go that route
Palmer looked like his pinky is healed, he didn’t over throw more than 6 or 7 passes last night.
I rather lose games then bring back Tjack. Piece of shit.
Cinco Taças other than that one big play they really didn’t do shit, but i’d venture to guess they did
I like how the refs took pity on AZ and called a flag on Bennett after he destroyed Chandler Jones
White Trash Lizard #DHC Seattle ran the ball well, you should watch next time
So, Marsh is the guy who was supposed to be covering Arians on the 50 yard pass play where he was wide open.
He went on to make up for that mistake quite nicely.
Postgame show they mentioned that greater than half of Miami’s yards came on 3 plays.
You guys are fucked, the wife is joining Dynasty.
Cinco Taças blocked…due to Maximum Effort (of a white dude)
TIGRE1629 Keeping my streak alive lol
TIGRE1629 I can’t believe more people didn’t pick the Eagles
I saw :31 seconds on the clock when the Dolphins got the ball and was like oh shit lol
Munkster You guys never touch the message board so we are safe.
Chandler’s celebration was fucking retarded last night. Can’t believe Arians let that happen
She asked!! I was like well I can’t find someone to take the team. “Can I join?”
White Trash Lizard #DHC I doubt she cares you exist lol
I was seriously pissed because the retarded ass announcer robbed all of the excitement of that epic/gutsy RW game winning TD drive with his penalty talk…then wby the time the flag was explained the celebration seemed awkward and forced
Dude HH, your shitty team just exploded on all of us.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer He’s a Duck, surprise…
White Trash Lizard #DHC JESUS
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Players in Miami are saying they would have won if the game wasn’t an early start for them. Time difference fucked them up bad
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS thank you cooks and brees and evans
Cinco Taças No she’s fucking money compared to these assholes. She sets her lineup.
k1joyce #rollhawks SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer k1joyce #rollhawks Just think of how many games the Hawks have lost over the years because of this!
White Trash Lizard #DHC Tribe is very confident in victory for the 49ers, and black men in general
Make sure anyone that picked the Cardinals is crossed out, because they lost at home to Grapple a ho.
K-1
Players in Miami were actually complaining about the time zone change? really…REALLY???
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS That game was a shootout between him and Stafford
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer No, I just made it up
(thinks of all the 10 am games we’ve played @ Miami in years past)
I’ll either be extremely happy tonight or seething in rage
When I need her info for contracts, I can roll over, grab her ass and ask. It’s going to be great.
u can’t blame fouts for assuming there was an illegal pick on that play sfc, It’s the seahawks, pete the cheat, …. good on fouts imo
TribalSteez 49ers win IMO
k1joyce #rollhawks SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer That’d be pretty fuckin stupid…especially since the game started at 4 pm Miami time
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS TribalSteez nah
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS TribalSteez I have Rams on the pool…it’s locked in
Brew_City This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS TribalSteez I knew the Jags would give you trouble.
Munkster “There is no foul for defensive holding.”
Brew_City k1joyce #rollhawks I heard Jared Cook played yesterday
Do you guys want to hear something sad? I’m going to be rooting for the 49ers tonight.
k1joyce #rollhawks Brew_City He got one catch, that bum!
dont blame u, after yesterdays shit show, we’re now a legit threat
Munkster I give you a full honk.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS k1joyce #rollhawks Brew_City Must have been because of the QBs he played with during his Rams tenure
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS k1joyce #rollhawks Brew_City Drew a nice 30 yd PI to help setup a TD too
Brew_City This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS k1joyce #rollhawks 1 catch, 7 yards. Sounds familiar
Because they are zero threat to anything, and I could see the Rams winning some games if they ever pull their head out of their asses.
The 49ers sucking makes this place far more boring. I want them to be good since I know the Ram are capable of it.
Let’s get to the real stuff…..Munkey’s last place finish in BFS’ league
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I’m good with them being the Browns forever, fuck the niners
Munkster If it’s not 100% honest affection it doesn’t count 🙂
SacSig He does have 2 left but he is not winning.
The refs threw the flag in case Hawks missed on the play.
Let’s all be real
It’s premature – But I don’t ever see PP, transitioning to Safety
~BK
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS SacSig fuck you
Speaking of poop, anyone ever tried the glitter poop pill?
It was funny how Palmer didn’t realize it was 4th down. Then he got this “oh shit” look on his face and ran off the field.
SacSig This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I like this manly versus of you.
k1joyce #rollhawks TribalSteez I bet his ‘roids are really hurting today.
JP emailed me at like 10:30. ReTodd has only 3 defensive players in his starting lineup.
arians had all summer to come with a plan for garrapolo…. just saying
Brew_City Titans that good?
How do you go +2 in the turnover battle against a QB who had never played an NFL down and needed smelling salts before the game because he was so nervous and still lose? Bad coaching and terrible QB play. I feel for Fitzy.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS he’s drunk
I’ll be rooting for the Redskins and Niners for obvious reasons 🙂
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Brew_City idk
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Brew_City we held the jags as a team to 1.8 ypc
I’m rooting for our black hole to continue in its reverse mode.
That Garoppolo seemed like a weird ass dude. We should invite him here.
Like it made me uncomfortable that he was so creepy.
Easily the Trolling Event of the first quarter of the season.
Raiders looked good yesterday…from a certain perspective one could say that the Black Hole looks to be in reverse mode
“Guys I will switch to RG because Trenton Brown is a beast at RT” – Anthony Davis
*looks at schedule and realizes playing Aaron Donald week 1
“Uh guys, I think I’ll just be a swing Tackle now..thanks bye” – Anthony Davis
Munkster Did you spread it?
TribalSteez Let’s not forget Robert Quinn loves to move inside on passing downs
I wonder if Jimmy G. does smelling salts before be begins stripping the flesh from his victims?
Brew_City k1joyce #rollhawks TribalSteez Because he’s a beast
k1joyce #rollhawks Brew_City TribalSteez isn’t his bread and butter his speed around the edge?
Oliver signed on and took back his team. That was cool!
DHC here? he was bragging the other day that PP ALWAYS covers the other teams #1 WR….. edelman was the #1 last night
Brew_City k1joyce #rollhawks TribalSteez Yes, but he pretty damn effective inside. Usually in a dime defense, they’ll roll out Sims, Quinn, Donald and Hayes
Brew_City k1joyce #rollhawks TribalSteez Fisher is his coach, be creative…
Munkey, who the fuck is Zach Zenner and why is he on your team?
Too Short™ Brew_City k1joyce #rollhawks TribalSteez You can’t troll our defensive coaching. Williams/Fisher are very good on that side of the ball.
You had 163 after an autodraft with a team you admittedly hated. Langford was the best because it was a week long bash session.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS literally everyone who scored points for me was on my team last year
k1joyce #rollhawks Too Short™ Brew_City TribalSteez Yeah…7-9 good. Come on K1, Fisher is a disaster, time to move on.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS the only exception is crowell
I guess since he is in Detroit, I’m hoping the cops kill all the other RBs on the team.
Warvette needed Martellus Bennet to score 5.5 points to beat us last night. LOL what a putz
If I didn’t fuck with my roster at all I would have killed in Fantasy this week…I played Cobb and Lockett instead of Crabtree and Brooks
Too Short™ k1joyce #rollhawks Brew_City TribalSteez That’s not on the defense
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Rodgers just missed Cobb for a TD
Brew_City SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer well Rodgers fucking sucks then!!!!!
Loved the call by Del Rio to go for 2, huge balls…
DHC may lose to Oliver.
The team Maynard refused to take.
Also, i don’t hate Langford…i just think Howard is better, i mean if it wasn’t for a PI at the one Langford doesn’t get that TD he scored
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS What happened to Oliver?
Holy shit, Ware had 200 yards almost.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS he had a career total of 5 yards receiving before yesterday
Too Short™ This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS He logged on finally and took the team back. Haven’t seen him here for a while.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Honey, you need to lose some weight
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Too Short™ Oh…
Fantasy is fun and all…but I think we’re all losing sight of what’s important. AZ lost their home opener to Brady’s backup with a backup O-Line and no Gronk last night
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer we all knew they were fucked though
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer i mean, they’re the cardinals
I had to listen to the game, Sarge didn’t you say it goes up on Youtube?
I’m just glad a TE didn’t catch a game winning TD agains us
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS usually
Earl Thomas being exposed was my fav part about yesterday
TribalSteez He’d already watched film and worked out.
Kap is at some coffee-house, brooding over social injustices
~BK
TribalSteez good thing he’s not out there by himself i guess
TribalSteez and yet they only had 64 yards rushing.
Marsh gave up the Foster play from what he said.
BFS,
If I find it on youtube in the next couple days i’ll send ya a link on FB
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Thank you sir.
Miami’s defense sounded pretty legit.
I love how the word “exposed” gets used when talking about a 4 time All Pro who is having a HOF career has an extremely rare bad game (because he missed 3 tackles)
um…its the norm with ET..
He’s always on highlight reels for RBs
I point this out every game I see this scrub play
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer when you’re a niners fan you are basically fucked no matter the comment
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS we had some drops and Sowell had a couple drive killing penalties…then Russ was on 1 leg the whole 2nd half
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer He also got burned by TY Hilton and so did Sherman 🙂
So who still thinks Doug is average. DHC, did you see any of the game?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS #underpaid
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Consider the source SFC, you don’t need to consider anything else
Lisa9er4life SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer lol…yes…Deon was burned a few times as well haha
Pretty sure if DHC couldn’t troll us…, then tribe won’t be able to either.
Hawks will be lucky to win 8 games this year and Cards you suck as well!!!
Fitzgerald still balling, he’s got fuel left in that tank.
Hey Nav. Vandals kept it within 45 against Washington. How is SJSU doing?
Wilson will end up needing surgery and he’s out for this year, bank on that!!!
Navalicuous 2.0 guys should just fuck and get it over with already
Mariners need another sweep. I got excited about Butler cut.
BKOB with a colored avatar….
We had no business winning that game with RW being on 1 leg the whole 2nd half…and he led a game winning 75 yard TD drive
*This would bother me if I had hopes of competing in the NFCW this year and rooted for anybody other than Seattle
Tribe, that word… “truth,” I’m not sure it means what you think it means.
hawaiianhonky HTown49er Yeah he did but more damage was done, just watch my voodoo will work!!!
As if a flat earther even understands the concept of truth.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Seattle outplayed Miami the whole game, stupid ass penalties are what killed them….they should have won by 17
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Maybe without the PEDs he’s not a HOFer?
Good morning.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Lisa9er4life Deon was a one man shutdown corner 🙂
hawaiianhonky SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer some bad drops too…even lockett had one
HTown49er hawaiianhonky i can’t wait to troll a niner injury….even though it’d probably HELP the team
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Lisa9er4life
Not not by anybody not the GOAT.
Ian Rapoport ✔ @RapSheet
#Seahawks QB Russell Wilson shrugged it off, but I’m told his sprained ankle is significant. It puts his availability vs #Rams into question
5:12 AM – 12 Sep 2016
Bob the Mariners are playing well. If they sweep, they could be close.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer hawaiianhonky he had more than one, i can think of two off the top of my head
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I doubt they lose another game.
My evil plan to take last in the FFL is on track…
https://twitter.com/sportsjunkiemo/status/775360776584491009
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow. Ian is like 0 for 3 on breaking news things over the weekend.
Slightly Worried Bob This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS That’s the spirit.
I could see the Hawks getting a 4th round pick for ET this summer.
Seems like the first time RW has been injured in his career.
He has the luck of a leprechaun
TribalSteez He had a shoulder all of last year.
Seriously…what are the odds…Adu’s 1st comment being focused solely on RW…..crazy to think about
Munkster Oh my timing is off.
well yeah. Even Travis Jackson could have won that SB
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer to be fair, the QB of his team is Blaine fucking Gabbert
Cinco Taças
that mighta made it funny but only if that’s as far as it goes
If Blaine Gabbert was the Seahawks QB I’d probably just give up too
Rappaport saying Hawks likely to pickup a Vet QB in the event RW can’t play against the Rams
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer His team is not worth talking about, this says it all.
Didn’t Ian say that Ifedi was out 6 weeks because he had a high ankle?
Ian needs new sources
I said “if we win this game I’m ordering a case of nano-bubbles.” Time to do a price check
Lisa9er4life Maybe but who? They joked it could be clipboard jesus.
Lisa9er4life I DOUBT THAT. WILSON IS PLAYING. WE WON THE SUPERBOWL IN 2013
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Better get them while you can. Between Russ and Hillary, there’s going to be a severe shortage.
the kind that goes around the wrist, i can see him doing that
Rams 49ers tonight, we’re talking Hawks. Sounds about right.
Let’s get Matty out of retirement.
Too Short™ We’ll talk about our victory tomorrow so don’t worry!!!
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I could dig that hahaha
The last time we won our home opener we went to the SB, so basically it’s destiny that we make it again this year
HTown49er Too Short™ You won’t be here tomorrow
Going to write an article about Patton and week 1 preview
hawaiianhonky and…uh…we scored TWELVE points yesterday…let that sink in
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer hawaiianhonky our defense looks like it did two and three years ago, i love it
Torrey Smith is going to have over 100 and a TD tonight.
hawaiianhonky really I’m just kidding…I can’t stand “12’s”
RAMS OFFENSE vs. 49ERS DEFENSE
This isn’t a difficult puzzle to piece together. The 49ers allowed 387.4 yards per game last season, the fourth-worst average in the NFL. Their new defensive coordinator, Jim O’Neil, spent the previous two seasons in Cleveland, and those Browns teams allowed 4.5 rushing yards per carry in both 2014 and 2015, which ranked them in the bottom five both seasons
k1joyce #rollhawks “let’s hire someone from the browns coaching staff” – said only the niners front office
k1joyce #rollhawks Our defense this year as opposed to last year is like day and night for the better
hawaiianhonky k1joyce #rollhawks This was a well hidden nugget of information
Lisa9er4life k1joyce #rollhawks hahaha, yes hiring a DC from the browns staff will have HUGE benefits
“let’s hire someone from the browns coaching staff” – said only the niners front office
Worked out for Pats and Billicheck
Lisa9er4life k1joyce #rollhawks Cleveland features a notoriously well coached, ferocious defense.
Any intelligent analysis points to the Rams winning. Feel like the 49ers will make it close though. Maybe even win.
TribalSteez he was away from the browns for like 5 years before going to NE, try again
I wanted to root for the 49ers, but I just don’t think I can. I guess I’ll just root for embarrassing things to happen to both teams. And if the 49ers happen to win, then I’ll be happy.
Cinco Taças and then pete went to college, came back and won a SB
Please refrain from name calling. I have young children that depend on me.
wtf you watched the shitty Raiders play and Mariners
You better watch 🙂
Me and the guy I’m playing are 1 point apart…his last player is RapingBen…mine is Gurley
(sigh)
hawaiianhonky Lisa9er4life k1joyce #rollhawks Your defense let the Dolphins score 10 points and actually let them take the lead in the game until the end. Don’t talk to me about your defense either
Back up QB, No Gronk, 3 starting O linemen out, and the Cards still couldn’t pull it off…….
It is a glorious morning indeed…………..
If I had played Brooks and Crabtree instead of Cobb and Lockett (sigh)
I didn’t watch A’s vs Mariners. Okay like half a inning.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Who is Brooks?
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer You played the right people. No one would have started Brooks and Crabtree.
hawaiianhonky Lisa9er4life k1joyce #rollhawks And if the Dolphins didn’t screw up so bad on offense from their own bone headed mistakes they would have beat your Hawks
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Saints deep threat WR
The 49ers blow out the Rams. Be over in 2nd quarter. No need to watch 2nd half. Okay
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ WE WIN!
So…I need Ben to have a horrible game…and I need Gurley to carry the ball 56 times for 378 yards and 14 TD’s
Still not seeing a Brooks
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer I need the exact opposite. Im gonna lose either way
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Supposed to say “B. Cooks”…typo
Freeman was such a let down this week and I elected to go Crabtree over Fitz against Saints D, owner blunder.
Just kidding I’ll watch Tribe. The one game for certain 49ers win.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Oh gotcha, Well no one would start Crabtree. That”s FF bro.
Cinco Taças Are you saying it isn’t Gabbert time? He is playing, regardless of results it’s Gabbert time.
B. Cooks and Crabtree combined for 90.2 points on my bench…..Lockett and Cobb combined for 31 on my active roster…….oh, and Dez got me 2.6 fucking points (don’t even get me started on that)
my condolences to DGdub and his family, i beat him by 60 points yesterday
Brew_City SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
yes
🙁
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Brew_City http://imgur.com/xP1XQcs
Bruce Miller going to steal your sandwich and beat your grandpa
http://imgur.com/Z3Okm6W
I started Christine yesterday. Wish I had started Melvin Gordon. Thanks SFC!!
Adusoron hahahahaha……I totally didn’t see Rawls getting as many carries as he did…also…Sowell got a couple really nice C-Mike runs called back
Cinco Taças I got beat by almost 100 points by guy that wears neon shoes and wears a flat billed hat.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Adusoron It’s Almost like Okung never left. Almost
I mean, I mentioned this several times before the season starts. You should listen to me more often.
Sitting Cooks is that surprising? He was pretty underwhelming yesterday.
jack del rio put all his eggs in one basket for a michael crabtree fade pass…. and it worked
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS He’s their #1 WR. Raiders secondary is their weakest link
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS B. Cooks…Saints…he was badass yesterday (92 yard TD reception)
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS 1+1 = potato
Kinda useless, but really fuckin’ weird:
With the safety at the end of yesterday’s game, the Lions have now scored a safety in thirteen straight seasons.
In second place on this list are two teams, with a streak of…..two seasons.
Ahh yes fantasy football. This is the first season in probably 15-20 years that I am not playing and it feels so good.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I know.
Brew_City This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I did not know he was their #1
Monkey I directly soliticited hawk fan advice on Friday and SFC said “start C-mike without hesitation”
Same here, Sloppy.
I mean, technically, I AM playing. But my team is really bad
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue if there is one thing Detroit as a city takes pride in, its a longstanding tradition of safety
I need Gurley to have a YUUUUUUUUGE game and Ben to stink it up
Adusoron HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you asked the biggest homer.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Adusoron 🙂
SFC playing FF is throwing me off and his noobish comments are hilarious.
THey are right across from Canada, home to Men Without Hats….perhaps if they made their team song “Safety Dance” good things would happen?
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer Our O line is healthy and improved. It should brush aside Clevelands defense from last 2 years fairly easily.
make sure u mention this 1 more time sfc in case we all missed it 10 mins ago
Honestly,… I’m kind of bored trolling SF
Maybe tonight will be turning point
~BK
My FF team is balling, all have met or passed expectations
Except for RW shitting the bed!
Brew_City But Wilson and Dougie.
Let’s think about this logically…
You asked fantasy football advice from the biggest homer fan of a team that you constantly unjustly (and erroneously most of the time) bash…….and then you followed said advice
🙂
#WINNING
Ballon Knot After the Rams lose to Gabbert and Boykin in consecutive weeks, you can have a new target.
Adusoron i remember this. i wanted to help you, it was like watching an old lady walk across a highway
but I can see why you would think Derek had something to do with it also
Really, at this point – Forcce of habit, is the only thing driving My 9er trolling
~BK
Dougie may be a top 10 fantasy WR this year.
I said He was worth a 2nd round tender
I stand by That
~BK
Short, small, and lacks straight line speed. Dominant slot WR though.
Set his personal record for receptions in a game yesterday.
Just messing around Adu haha…I actually thought C-Mike would have a solid game for ya. Rawls came out electric and got more carries than I anticipated and RW getting hurt on the 3rd play of the 2nd half severely limited what we could do on offense. C-Mike wasn’t as appealing of an option once the read option threat was gone
I couldn’t help but notice that Miami must be SB contenders this year, did anybody else notice that too?
If you had asked Adu’s advice, you’d be starting Kaepernick and Chad Hall
PC has typically favored RBBC, and the writing was all over the wall this year.
Munkster You knew that Russ would have to tape his foot back onto his leg to finish the game?
Munkster He isn’t that short.
Sorry Battles I hate FF. He’s a good real life WR though
Munkster lack of read option hurt our RB’s in the 2nd half yesterday
Navalicuous 2.0 You’re awesome!
Holybeast Adam Gase was shocked to hear the news today. he asked for a contract extension
To be clear…my advice of playing C-Mike was only for week 1 because of matchup issues with his other RB’s.
I laughed at Adu for getting Sea RBs in the 1st place
Told him RW was going to hog the ball. He going to pass or play action run it himself.
Especially in the RedZone. RW taking the credit.
I told him we would be RBBC this season and I wouldn’t use that advice past week 1
Why would you 1. ask a homer and 2. ask someone that hadn’t hardly ever played FF before.
LOL
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
🙂
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS this is eerily similar to the lecture York got about Tomsula hiring
Ok lets change it up before you guys hype up Christine….again
Ballon Knot reminds me of Edgerrin James at times in terms of pad level
lmao so Christine was cut from Hawks, Redskins practice squad, and Cowboys last year
TribalSteez I did not get home in time to watch the Cards game. Is it worth watching?
Slightly Worried Bob TribalSteez without question
I am confused about whether you want to change the subject or not.
TribalSteez i was just about to close my SKA tab after Munkey’s comment and the replies
Bob, Matt Olson is coming up. Maybe Oakland 1st baseman of future.
KZ Rider Imagine living in that festering shithole of a desert.
Oh. Wait. Sorry.
Frank Clark comes after QB’s with bad intentions…damn
Couple that with 105 degree temperatures and you have a recipe for a suicide belt.
Tonight will let us know which team is the best in the NFCW
I have a serious problem. What to do with my 6 ft + pot plants when we list our house.
I’ve noticed he likes to try to kind of whip them into the ground.
KZ Rider Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue The weather get nice…..and all the assholes from up north arrive.
Munkster My FIL was going to take them but pussed out.
He does want to hurt Them
Was obvious in pre-season
I think He kills a Guy, this yr
~BK
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS You should be harvesting in another few weeks here.
Have a good day guys. Remember, on your day of judgement God will not question you about your football knowledge. The keys to heaven are found in your belief of Jesus Christ.
While not anywhere near to the level of Russell Wilson…we have to make a mention of the toughness of Tannehill……he took some abuse last night
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS We’re listing Friday lol
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Sounds like a good prob to have
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS hardly flowering too
Wow. Shead allowed 3 passing yards and had 2 PBs. Which, is as many as our esteemed nose tackle.
It appears both plants are female though.
Shead ranked out as the best CB.
I love seeing all the panic mode of shit talking rival fans, though.
They seen a QB who “relys solely on his mobility” play the entire 2nd
half on one leg and march his team down 75 yards for the game winning
TD……that’s gotta be deflating if your a rival fan (especially if
you’re a Cards fan and just watched your team give it away at home to
the Pats without Brady, Gronk, and 3 O-Linemen)
Navalicuous 2.0 It’s legal.
I was always right about him.
lunch time here and a busy afternoon afterwards…y’all have a great rest of the day
SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not sure if they can RFA him next year or not. He was an ERFA this year.
I wonder if Tribe trolls Asians by walking into their study group and yelling out “lmao, what the fuck is a derivative?”
the hawks won… but… WTF happened to them? that O Line sucks… and boy… that playcalling… awful
Those MF are sooooo lucky
Shead is a lengthy physical corner I think in his 4th year. The first 2 years or so we moved him around to safety and back to CB. He’s like a better Maxwell IMO. Legit.
Munkey figured out yesterday Tribe is bad at math. He’s supposed to be smart Indian here
Shead, 70 tackles in his 5 year career…1 interception…but
please…do continue the hype
TribalSteez they’re just glad he’s not Cary Williams right now
the game was going to be over at halftime , so math was correct
Navalicuous 2.0 i’ll give him a pass and say he was baked
My wife is going to love her new teams avatar.
Brew_City TribalSteez He took William’s job last year
A friend of mine who is a football coach/nerd kept telling me how great Cary Williams would be. I got a good laugh out of that one
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I see that everyday 🙂
Coaches thought Andrew Luck would be good too. Shit happens
Billy Beane is Dead to Me She’s hotter. That’s Reodd’s old avatar.
Speaking of Cards……… Where’s their fans at ? Any of them show up yet ?
Billy Beane is Dead to Me he’ll be sleep so tell him tomorrow
I just can’t believe that Dolphins WR dropped that pass….
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 Billy Beane is Dead to Me Oh no, I’ll be up
Shead was a big reason Williams got the axe because he outplayed him. Williams sucked so much dong.
Lisa9er4life WalterWhiteFuckTrent It was in his hands!!!
OSS, your boy MFA was here. He quickly shit himself then left in shame
Munkster dont forget MFA. he dropped the bombshell that his digital empire is going out of buisness
I’m worried about SF’s LBs
Their own Safties seem intent on taking Them out
~BK
TribalSteez lol, tribe, you didn’t even know the name of the 3rd best CB in the division (Shead). Please don’t lecture Brew on NFC West knowledge.
WalterWhiteFuckTrent Lisa9er4life closed his hands too soon
Palmer is so fucking lucky… I was waiting for his INT at the end, but those Patriots DBs were dropping all passes their way!!
So Seahawks hyped up the pre-anthem stunt all week…
and they just interlock arms while standing…
TribalSteez Leave it to the Seahawks to make something as gay as possible
TribalSteez for the love of god don’t start the national anthem crap
TribalSteez I like their owner alot. I wouldn’t be surprised if he told them how it was going to be discretely during the week
You’re just used to the shit-storm of Your own Team
Not every Team is a dumpster-fire
~BK
Alll the disrespectful motherfuckers in here who were typing shit during the Anthem for SNF last night….
Seahawks have no originality – didn’t the Chiefs lock arms earlier in the day?
https://twitter.com/johnpboyle https://twitter.com/johnpboyle/status/775372468605231104https://twitter.com/johnpboyle/status/775372468605231104
Pete Carroll on https://twitter.com/710ESPNSeattle says Russell Wilson has a sprained ankle, but “he’ll make it through.” https://twitter.com/hashtag/Seahawks?src=hash
bro your team barely beat Gase in his first game as HC, with major breaks going your way
Relax
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue I was driving during the Seahawks. I took off my hat.
SacSig We didn’t have the Black Power salute at the end of the row, though.
I need to watch the game but it sounds like the oline got their shit together for the final drive. I do worry about the Rams.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Wake leaving the game also had an effect
k1joyce #rollhawks This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS He left eh? Hmmm
Your Owner wishes the 49ers were more like the Seahawks
~BK
Any surprise about Suh stepping on wilson’s ankle?
The radio was gushing about Britt though.
Yeah, we kinda lost a Super Bowl after one of our top pass rushers was concussed. I’m really deeply moved by the Dolphins’ suffering in this matter.
Our special teams is garbage and our defensive coordinator is in over his head TOmsula-styles.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Of course they were
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS No. Same guy we promoted to replace Bowles. He sucks. Not a fan.
ChrisKeal This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Weren’t they good last season?
ChrisKeal This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS i thought his tackle work with PP really paid dividends
Lamar Woodley publicly ripped him last year after he was not on the team anymore. At the time it just seemed like sour grapes, but I am starting to think he was onto something.
Munkster Scotti’s liver is okay, it’s his head.
Not impressed with Wentz.. he played Browns defense for christ sake… but Garopolo? Oh boy… Fucking Belicheck won the lottery right there
Billy Beane is Dead to Me somewhere Sac is pissed about not being nominated
Brew_City Offense looked OK. Defense and special teams looked like shit.
WalterWhiteFuckTrent We played Browns defense last year and got shanked
Cardinals were ranked #5 last season on defense.
You got out coached, that’s not an insult either. BB is pretty fucking tricky.
Billy Beane is Dead to Me I’m not an alcoholic. Just a binge drinker
Pats gameplan was clearly to attack everyone on the field not named Patrick Peterson.
Lisa9er4life WalterWhiteFuckTrent I mean… he played at home… basic stuff… I saw part of the game.. not impressed at all…
Brew I hope mccarthy gets the kinks worked out for next week. gonna be a tall task to face the 2014 Rams QB room next week
Who knew that having your 40 year old long snapper retire would be so devastating.
ChrisKeal thats how long snappers get to be 40 and employed
I noticed the Pats ran directly at Chandler Jones. And they know him quite well…..
I want Gabbert to get killed by halftime… I want to hear the boos when Kap gets in
Remember last yr,… When every 49er game, became a public humiliation for their Team & fans
~BK
Munkster Its going to be a good game. I see us killing it on the run game
I dont think it will be close at all. Its going to be Chip’s statement game
WalterWhiteFuckTrent Ballon Knot Hawk fans love speaking out of their ass
WalterWhiteFuckTrent Lisa9er4life I meant Gabbert. I don’t care if they boo Kaep
Rams looking ahead to next week’s Super Bowl.
Case Keenum? If the niners lose to Case Keenum…. my god… it will be a long season
TribalSteez Chip will show tonight why he belongs in the NFL and why Philly made a mistake. He has Chip on his shoulder 🙂
Kid starts bringing home HW today. Time to brush up on my consonant blends and short and long vowel sounds.
I’m glad I didn’t waste my money on a Kaep jersey. Chances are he won’t be in SF next year
whoever thought Mike Mularkey was a good choice for HC should be fired today
Bortles made some nice passes yesterday… He needs to be more accurate tho. Packers CB’s need to stop falling for double moves.
Brew_City He has turned that team around for the better though in a short time. They keep adding the pieces to make it a whole.
Cards radio guy was somewhat deflated after the missed FG
and the holder said “bad snap!” before the kicker came up!
A 49er win tonight will be good for two reasons. It will put a L on the Rams column and launch Rae into space on a troll comet made of homer glitter.
Munkster yea but the Fisher will get all uppity and lash out on RW
Wentz and Dak looked good yesterday
But not as good as Goff will look in that warm up suit!
#SILVERLINING!
Tonight is the game of the week. Im sure every fan in the NFCW is looking forward to it
Turn Rae That’s why the NFL chose YOU for a 10:15 PM East Coast kickoff!
k1joyce #rollhawks Case Keenum!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
k1joyce #rollhawks If Keenum wasn’t the Rams starter I’d totally agree
Gonna be an old fashioned curb stomping. You and Tribe will be turning your complete attention to the BLM movement in short order
I actually see Vance Mac doing good tonight. Gabbert always seems to check him down. Mcdonald is a fantasy sleeper
Brew_City k1joyce #rollhawks Well you thought Jared Cook was good, so you’re disqualified for today.
i’d listen to k1, he ws out of the KO pool before sunday week 1… he is a great predictor
I will take the 49ers in a avatar bet.
k1joyce #rollhawks Brew_City lmao. I was touting his pro bowl potential all off-season.. You got me
49ers rolling with Clevelands DC from the past 2 years. Gurley killed the 49ers old and new defense last year, gonna be fucking ugly
k1joyce #rollhawks he played for the Jags
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS k1joyce #rollhawks And now he plays for a team that is far worse
Jesus…you must have 0 football knowledge if you think this
They are bringing Tomsula back to crop dust the visitor dressing room
White Trash Lizard #DHC Yeah but Tomsula is gone! I mean Maginin is gone! We got the Browns DC you’re fucked now!
if every future game were based on last year then u guys would actually have something … but u don’t #questforsix
White Trash Lizard #DHC Not one person should have thought otherwise.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Kaep was gonna do better because Roman is gone.
White Trash Lizard #DHC it gets great gas mileage for a crossover though
What about the black men he insulted in Philly? Where is your honor?
DHC I trolled Geep and every 49er fan just agreed with me before last season SO…
lmao relax K1
You guys added a 3rd string QB and a TE named Higabee
Lost bunch of starters on defense , and still have Fisher
Its over
Adu was the only one that thought he’d do fine.
hey dhc, if PP follows the other teams #1 all game, how come he didn’t cover edelman?
TribalSteez So all you bring to the table is some soft trolling? You fucking racist lover
I will come on at some point tonight to provide counseling for the losing team’s fans at a greatly reduced rate. But if there is a tie I will rain down a hell storm of fury because I really need this money.
TribalSteez Chip Kelly is a racist. You hate racism. You are a crusader
Is there a more lippy Guy. Who has done NOTHING in the NFL
~BK
Its going to be funny tonight when we’re 1-0 over the 0-1 Cards
TribalSteez no, why can you still back that bum?
I didn’t know that the Rams took that other QB in the 3rd last draft. Such a waste to get Goff
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Even you think the 49ers are gonna get blown out tonight
Tonight’s game shall now be known as the Someone’s Gotta Win Bowl brought to you by Cheetos Flamin’ Hots.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS So much so, you want to change the topic. The topic here is the 49ers getting blown out.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS No need to feel bad for 49er fans BFS. They never felt bad for you.
k1joyce #rollhawks This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I think the 49ers win. I watched Hard Knocks.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS If you give up that many picks to get a #1 draft pick and he ends up being your #3 QB what more is there to say but “You messed up big time”
FuckChipKelly Probably like the amyl nitrates he was whiffing before kickoff.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Yeah, delete that shit.
cards couldnt beat the pats without brady or gronk
*points and laughs at DHC*
Lisa9er4life This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS And you’re getting blown out tonight
Ballon Knot, lets do a paypal bet on the game tonight
$20
k1joyce #rollhawks Lisa9er4life This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Ooooh great I needed a good blow dry 🙂
TribalSteez Considering I am 2-0 with the Rams vs the 49ers in Madden against you…..
I rarely bet, but when I do – I only bet on the Seahawks
~BK
1-0, the 2nd game didnt count. I had to get groceries =/
ET getting punked by RBs is one of my fav things to watch
MB3 what NFL team have you deemed worthy of your fandom?
If only stills caught that 70 yard td. Dude roasted ET and was like 10 yards past him WIDE OPEN.
Brew_City k1joyce #rollhawks I’ve yet to hear an official declaration
MHB™ loaded I usually squeeze your kind in the store to see if you’re fresh
Bummer loss last night
That was not a game the cards should have lost
If only Arians weren’t a mediocre strategist.
White Trash Lizard #DHC WE WON THE SUPERBOWL IN 2013
I would normally allow MB3 to join us but he would really throw off our color scheme.
That cards pats game was a damn good one though
Several good games yesterday
kinda feel bad for wilson.. dude is going to keep getting hurt
There is still only like 5-8 teams that can play defense in the nfl
Why do you like Patton so much Tribe?
Just because he’s better than AJ Jenkins?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS have you seen his touchdown dances?! impossible not to like the guy
k1joyce #rollhawks Says the guy with two favorite teams.
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS He looks like he’s stomping grapes
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS No he’s only scored 1
Congratulations Hawks on your dominant win yesterday. 12 points on offense will get it done every time.
So it looks like the only answer I’m getting is some more soft trolling from Zippy. Weak MB3, typical racist just like Tribe.
Seriously does carroll coach? Is he involved in any of the game plans or play calling? All I see the guy do is chew gum and dance on the sideline
Last year, we started 0-1, against a worse team.
White Trash Lizard #DHC It’s his defense.
Europe Rick THat’s odd… Somehow I sense deep sarcasm…….
I’m pretty sure he washes guys in the lock room
“Hey….nice dick kam”
TribalSteez What have you seen that makes you believe that.
Heard the announcers of the Hawks game say “Carroll is really working that gum on the sideline”
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS TribalSteez high quality sativa’s
White Trash Lizard #DHC Yes, yes it is. Look at the DC’s that have left. They are not that great but our defense remains the best.
k1joyce #rollhawks its been said several times. its like i told Adu rofl
OUR DEFENSE IS BACK BABY!
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 k1joyce #rollhawks Zippy likes the Hartford Whalers
Ancientage Good picks.
Nobody was worried about the defense… it’s the offense that’s worrying
k1joyce #rollhawks Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 They’re not in Hartford anymore 🙁
And I have lockette in one league
The only Hawks nonsense I have to root for
I was able to decipher one thing from Carroll whilst intensely chewing… “ahh that’s a fucking terrible spot”
Wilson had less than 300 yards with his most pass attempts as a pro
White Trash Lizard #DHC I’m worried about Russ but our offense wasn’t a worry.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Where Marsh rushed the passer instead of covering the guy.
He made up for it, though.
I’ve been saying it all offseason
Losing lynch is gonna hirt
The mighty Dolphins led by Tannehill, who is unquestionably better than Dan Marino, was completely locked down by Seattle, it was pretty impressive
White Trash Lizard #DHC He’s on pace for over 4000 yards
Lol Hawks defense is really simple. Its something I would call in Madden. Hawks just has the personnel to fit it. Like DHC said I really dont think Carrol even coaches in the game
I bet Carson had a better yards per attempt.
You must be BURSTING with pride.
Please don’t say cum, jizz, baby batter, dick ropes, or the like at Lisa, Ancient. She is a lady and should not know about these things until after our first date.
TribalSteez That’s cool!
Sorry
I’m gonna go fire off some knuckle children now
Be back later
TribalSteez thats what that girl said when he, Lockette and Kaep got busy with her
EA Sports is hyping “Madden Music Mondays”. This years game has the worst soundtrack of any game I’ve played in my life, going all the way back to my first Nintendo game in 1988
She will, if this drum of chloroform has any say in the matter.
So the fitzgerald retirement rumors aren’t true… he said he has no plans to retire. He balled out last night once again. Legend.
Ancient, possibly the world’s biggest mass murderer, killing billions of potential baby Ancients every day since 4th grade
Yeah sure Turn Rae, 1 starting CB was drafted in the 5th and the other was undrafted. It has nothing to do with Carroll’s coaching.
I’d rather listen to some 8 bit glory than this horseshit
Turn Rae Most undrafted players on any team.
White Trash Lizard #DHC He won the Superbowl in 2013
White Trash Lizard #DHC Baldwin is a legit number 1 now. Did you watch?
Hawks looked terrible.. crazy to see hawk fans so optimistic
White Trash Lizard #DHC I love Fitz
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Have some bugs to work out….. No question.
Fitz went rampage mode last night… they couldn’t cover him. Still better than Doug
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS getting a win not playing your best? sounds like all the reason to be optimistic to me
Good thing the niners get to play a retarded cam newton next week
He doesn’t even know what year it is right now
I really like Fitzgerald, but DHC hanging off his nutsack 24/7 isn’t a good look for him
I like how Byron Maxwell let Baldwin rape him for the Seahawks 1 good pass play the entire game. Poetic justice!
But the good thing is, they both won the Superbowl in 2013
White Trash Lizard #DHC name one person in the NE secondary, he should have done more
Brew_City Doug will just have to settle his existing ring, and maybe one or two more.
Larry will enjoy the HOF I’m sure. And those rings probably just leave marks on one’s fingers anyway.
Ancientage I hope he doesn’t play like he’s still at Auburn 🙁
KZ Rider k1joyce #rollhawks Maxwell is a double agent
I think most guys would rather make shit tons of money and be one of the best ever than be mediocre and win a ring
I put solder in there cause he’s the only one worth mentioning
Jonathan cooper blows
DHC… “OUR DEFENSE IS NO WORRY”
YET THEy LET A BACKUP QB BEAT THEM AGAIN.
DHC YOU ARE TRULY SOMETHING ELSE MY BIGOT
KZ Rider Ancientage An trading their best pass rusher in the offseason to the team they crapped on.
Maxwell shut down the Hawks
He did allow a 20 yarder to Kearse after he pushed off (obviously refs ignored it)
struggled to get 12 points on the dolphins d at home lmfao
I think most guys would rather make shit tons of money and be one of the best ever than be mediocre and win a ring.
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Top 10 WR and you call him Mediocre. He had 92 yards caught 9 of 11 targets and got the winning TD catch. Guy is a truly great receiver and you’re too chicken shit to bet me real money again.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I bet he won the Superbowl in 2013
Naw I will always love my Redbirds. Just disappointed with all that talent
We ate gonna be just fine… you guys have serious fundamental issues
TribalSteez huh? I don’t post for your likes anyway clown!
It’s just proof that belicheck is the best coach in the nfl
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory He is a man of scattered wits
DHC you guys looked like trash last night.. Palmer is a noodle arm now
White Trash Lizard #DHC We have a coach who commits to a power run game.
You really should get one. That young back you have is really good. Needs more carries.
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Only player that looked good was Fitz.
Baldwin is a truly great wr? Holy fuck dude….. the new bobby engram has arrived.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS BMT will Bruce Miller OSS And Calais Campbell.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Bobby Engram never led the NFL in td catches….but yea, compare them
White Trash Lizard #DHC He is more like the new Darrel Jackson
LOL. Jackson had hands of stone. He was part of our Maxwell House Corps: Good to the last drop.
The Giants could be good
If their defense is even decent they will win that divison
Ancientage Cruz across from Beckham is a bad thing for defenses.
Baldwin has ONE 1000 yard season and he’s “truly great”? Seattle has no fucking idea about wrs…
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue He did enjoy his drops, but also had some solid years for you guys
Dhc Baldwin 2nd best wr in the nfcw stfu and go sit down and eat your corn flakes
If nothing else, Mike is incredibly honest. Gotta admire that
White Trash Lizard #DHC Dude, he was the biggest receiving threat to all teams last season and he still got over 1000 yards and a ton of TDs. He out produced.
HOW IS A TOP 10 RECEIVER NOT GREAT?!?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS He’s not a top 10 WR so.
White Trash Lizard #DHC well, he’s only been a starter for two years (this is his 3rd) and RW wasn’t throwing the ball all that much up until last year seeing as we had a guy by the name of Marshawn lynch
So RG3 is hurt again…… Dude still hasn’t learned how to slide.
OIeSagginSeahawk Like I have said before – no cure for being a cunt
Baldwin led the league in TDs on a run-first offense. He catches everything, especially on 3rd and 4th down
Ancientage I would agree but he has had more than 1 year. But at this level, agreed but this week he still looked great.
Mike, you should put up a NFCWFT going away playlist to commemorate the great run. You know, songs like End of the Road, Blaze of Glory, Macarena, MMMBop, The Final Countdown, and Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car
k1joyce #rollhawks OIeSagginSeahawk
Gender reassignment…………
Brew_City BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory so he “lead” the league right?
dhc you need a colonoscopy bad. You seem confused and plugged up at the same time cause yer full of shit
Know who else only has one 1000 yard receiving season in their career? Michael Floyd
hawaiianhonky Brew_City BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory he tied for league lead. Exactly what my sentence says
He’s on pace for 1472 yards and 16 TDS!
HYPE HYPE HYPE
MFA Can you please stop using horrible events in your life to troll people
k1joyce #rollhawks OIeSagginSeahawk http://i.imgur.com/R8WTw1h.jpg
RW on pace to be saved 16 times by the other team’s kicker fucking up
less catches, less yards….how is he out producing baldwin DHC? Are you referring to TDs? Please say yes
BET ME REAL MONEY DHC! You said some shit like 800 yards and 8 TDs
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue MEDIOCRE
Brew, the guy he tied with is in a pass-only offense
So who’s looking forward to the clash of the two HOF bound QBs Gabbert and Keenum tonight?
Ancientage He rarely does. You are thinking of Lockett’s drop?
DHC you got everyone all over you. Even MFA is trying to take pot shots, you are on fire today
I love how MFA is trolling DHC for the Cards getting punked
Ancientage I think he has the highest catch percentage in the league.
MFA i yield to the captain of the ship. i’m just throwing the idea out there
“He reminds me of Michael Jordan”
-Ballon Knot wins the award for Baldwin-Hyping
I’m relishing two very good defenses sacking both of them senseless
DHC just said he never said Floyd was great
the back pedal is strong with this one
Tonight before I turn off my url blog off i will have a candlelight
Ritual of rememberence
Dougie caught 74.6% of passes last year which put him only behind Keanen Allen.
Ancientage Fuck you, do your own searches you lazy cunt.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS i thought he was over 80%
DHC already training for his Olympic gold in back pedalling
I will remember you
(Doot doot doot doot doo)
Will you remember me
hawaiianhonky This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Teamrankings had that. Let me check pro football reference.
KZ Rider you rarely block DL 1 on 1 at C. Especially in the zone scheme.
White Trash Lizard #DHC i was just trolling you bro LOL
White Trash Lizard #DHC you told me arians was a great coach, do you know the meaning?
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory It’s true , he looks like he’s ready to dunk on the CB
White Trash Lizard #DHC that comment was actually mocking you still
hawaiianhonky White Trash Lizard #DHC TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Pro Football Reference had him at 75.7%
everything you knew came smashing down around you. i’m sure your SEAL training prepared you well though
We’re excited for the Rams/Cards game
But to the rest of the country (sans the AFCE) it looks like Jets/Buffalo
~BK
MFA well, I wasn’t expecting this statement. good day to you sir
Wait, DHC is Arians not a great coach? You are so all over the place today
Did any Seahawk fan in here ever have any question as to whether or not Doug Baldwin would continue to focus and perform after he signed his huge contract extension?
Didn’t think so.
He was targeted like 29th overall for all WRs last season.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue we all knew, we tried to tell them…..what more can you do?
White Trash Lizard #DHC you’ve never called him great???? I’m calling bullshit
That site looks like someone tried to put out a Forrest fire with a screwdriver
Lisa9er4life Munkster lisa, i’m way hotter stop trying to ugly my name!
KZ Rider I’ll never forget where I was when “Cards Cut Down to 53” was posted. On the shitter
The worst about Larry Fitz’s amazing career is he’ll never have a SB ring to display, he’s basically Felix Hernandez…just not as good at playing football as felix is at pitching
I like how the so called “experts” are talking shits about the Browns for passing in wentz after one game
They got a haul of picks…I thought it was a smart trade
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS wow, imagine when he gets to good status….that’ll be like 20 TDs at least
White Trash Lizard #DHC He could be. Looked better than Goff!
White Trash Lizard #DHC it’s not the QBs they draft, it’s who they play for that ruin them
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Well, I’m a Stanford fan, so I like Baldwin, but I’m also a 49er fan so I can’t really talk about mediocre WRs
Even if he is so what
The Browns blow
They need to get their roster better before throwing a rookie qb out their
Ancientage I thought RG3 was a great fit for them, in the same way Tavaris was for us several seasons ago.
Ancientage Dude with some talent looking to salvage a career.
They are gonna have a top 5 pick next year
Grab him then
Supposed to be a better qb draft class anyway
Time to relive some of NFCWFT’s greatest hits
http://imgur.com/aPqnipC
KZ Rider there’s a bidding war between Keal and World Star Hip Hop
White Trash Lizard #DHC thomas, sherman, wilson, kam, lockett suck?
I am going to say Snead from a purely talent acquisition aspect. Baalke’s personality may be an added detriment though.
Here’s another trip down memory lane, courtesy of NFCWFT
http://imgur.com/LeAVMZy
Baalke has assembled the greatest young roster in NFL history.. Niners will make the playoffs and run the NFL for the next decade
Ballon Knot Baalke IMO. Rams have good players but bad coaches
hawaiianhonky BMT will Bruce Miller OSS yo gaba gabbert BITCH!!!!
Snead got gurley and Donald
All the picks he got for rg3 were basically squanderd
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS hawaiianhonky alright, just making sure you’re not leaving anyone out
Snead traded the house for a 3rd string QB… ill just stop there
So have the Hawks fans and dhc been going back and forth all morning? (I assume MFA never showed up)
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS First #1 overall not to start opener since Jamarcus.
And the first possibly ever to be inactive on day one.
This one pretty much sums it up. Thanks for the memories, NFCWFT
http://m.imgur.com/1Yp9LrA
My guess is – Baalke will be the first to go, then probably Fisher
~BK
Niners 2012 draft
Aj jenkins
LMJ
Joe looney
Darius Fleming
Trenton robinson
Jason slowey
Cam johnson
I’m gonna go with baalke on this one…
We’ll meet again
Don’t know where
Don’t know when
But I know we’ll meet again some sunny day
White Trash Lizard #DHC a draft 4 years ago? lol
Fisher is good at sneaking by, he should be fired.
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Trades I agree and one draft was bad. 1 draft.
Nine defensive linemen, but only one real cover cornerback? Now there’s some brilliant roster management.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS BMT will Bruce Miller OSS none have been good since 2012
Since realignment lol. How about the rest of history since 1976 when the Hawks were born? Let’s redo the charts to include all of the data and not just this biased sample
Actual the 2013 draft is looking better now that Michaels figured shit out.
2014 now may be the worst.
Didn’t realize he’d been in the league this long. Was he extended? Or is he playing on his option year?
He is no longer a draft pick. He is an off-the-street signing.
A Niner fan born in 1994 could legally drink themselves to death over the team’s current state.
White Trash Lizard #DHC He did?
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Clearly
Munkster This is code for “If it isn’t prepare for troll city”
No, it’s just you hawk fans love to omit things in the past that don’t favor you. Include the whole thing going back to 1976
LaMichael is out of the NFL. I never would have saw that happening.
David johnson went 16 for 89 and a td and 4 catches for 43. Dude is gonna be a monster in fantasy football.
It’s the time We began playing each other 2x a yr, + common opponents
Makes since
~BK
Sweet Jesus, Wells Fargo gets busted systematically changing customer accounts to charge higher fees to customers, and now, they are proving to be Trump’s favorite bank?
If you have any money with them, you’re a fucking imbecile.
Munkster The 5300 they fired should be in prison right now
Lisa9er4life Munkster Lisa, their supervisors should be lined up and shot.
You don’t get 5300 people doing the same thing without permission, and most likely, encouragement.
I’m a credit union guy myself
Also have money in a safe in me closet
David did have some great cuts yesterday. Guy is slippery.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Lisa9er4life Munkster True but each one of these people have a conscience no? They could have quit and found better jobs
Well, I don’t condone the death penalty, but at the very least their freezers should be unplugged after they leave for the weekend.
Lacy still looks like he a baker’s dozen over the scale limit.
Bk I haven’t spoken to raider fans yet but they have to be pretty excited. NO is a hard place to win
He’s a freak. He’s big, fast, shifty, and can catch. He’s the realdeal
Haha, Belichick
“It was a great win. They’re a super bowl caliber team… At least that’s what people say”
I used to have accounts at Wells Fargo for my kids. They notified me of a fraud attempt. I called them. Took 2 hours. At one point I asked to talk to her manager. She put me on hold for 5 minutes and came back on pretending to be her manager. It was a solid troll.
I think by the end of this year the whole rawls is better than david johnson thing will be scoffed at
“Can I ask why you’re canceling your accounts.” ~ Them
“I’ve never experience such shitty service before. You guys should be proud, in a retarded kind of way. It was amazing.”
The executive who led the consumer branch responsible for the account fraud has been let go with a golden parachute worth over $100 million.
The total fine paid for stealing from millions of customers is $185 million.
I’m thinking they probably got their money’s worth here. Probably won’t be the case in five years, but then, today’s businesses to tend to focus on this year’s bottom line at the expense of the future….
White Trash Lizard #DHC so why’d rawls outplay him last year?
For short sales they kept saying paperwork was never received even when it was sent by certified mail. It was a stalling tactic so the homes would foreclose and they would collect 100% insurance on the home’s original purchase price
I got high as a fucking kite last night with my dad
Holy shit he has good stuff
i lied, loading up the bowl now. Havent taken my lunch hit yet
Rawls got recruited to Michigan, Johnson went to Northern Iowa….but yea, johnson is far more talented
Lol the subtlety of munkeys response to honky below was brilliant
FreeTodd Are you the Cardinals long-snapper?
This is a devastating angle. You have probably destroyed their self esteems.
Munkster hawaiianhonky Adusoron lol, he’s coming off basically NOT playing in the preseason, this is the only reason he’s not getting the bulk of the carries
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue FreeTodd Still waiting on the call
White Trash Lizard #DHC it’s like you think Johnson is better than he really is
White Trash Lizard #DHC he might not have as many TDs…and our o line is garbage so maybe….but i don’t think so
hawaiianhonky White Trash Lizard #DHC We have a coach who actually commits to the running game. They don’t.
I think you mixed your analogies here. Pretty standard practice.
Is anyone buying that Hillary was diagnosed sick on Friday?
Adusoron his sister is hot, i want to video tape our encounters and send to munkey
I remember talking to DHC last year about David Johnson’s starbound career
I feel no need to change my stance
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue hawaiianhonky White Trash Lizard #DHC but our line is really bad…then again it was last year too
Barely any political posts nowadays on SKA
Did those cuntbag candidates finally clean up their act?
Tribe, that Randall member earlier was genius. I forgot about that snitch lol
White Trash Lizard #DHC he almost broke that punt, yes he did
White Trash Lizard #DHC Had a couple of nice PRs. One wasn’t even called back for a penalty.
White Trash Lizard #DHC 159 carries to 141…it’s pretty close
Dhc is pissed and taking it out on the Hawks for their own sucky play.
Is this a joke? David Johnson is so much better than Rawls. Christine looked better than Rawls lol
White Trash Lizard #DHC they both did but christine did better
The hawks actually have the worst backfield I’m the division
Looking ahead to week 2… keys to the game.
Seattle at LA – Seattle needs to run the ball and execute a quick passing game.
Tampa Bay at Arizona – Arizona just needs to avoid shitting the bed like they did this week.
SF at Carolina on a short week – There is literally no hope.
Which Team has the most rushing yards, end of season
My guess – SEA
~BK
Munkster After that opening night loss, with four extra days of rest, at home, in the AM?
That will not be pretty.
I don’t agree there no hope. Carolina looked mortal on Thursday night.
Looking forward to watching El Gabbo match up against Kuechly in the short passing game.
You guys throw the ball
SF & LA will be Lodi g & need to throw
~BK
BK, we have a balanced offense. We were near the top in rushing offense se last year. Just because we actually have weapons doesn’t mean we just throw it all game.
Chip likes to run
But My guess is – He’ll be trailing in a lot of games
~BK
Hawk fans are really optimistic about their team after that 12-10 performance. Really some positive fans you guys are
Keith Britton
4m
Keith Britton @KeithBritton86
RGIII has been placed on IR. Will be re-evaluated in 3-4 weeks.
Arians loves to throw the ball
Carroll loves to run the ball
~BK
Turn Rae winning a game playing very poorly….i think this should be cause for only optimism seeing as they can win playing bad
Turn Rae D looked dominate as usual. O needs some tuning for sure
Cleveland is also the first team Brady will see after his suspension.
God, and the league, hate the Browns.
LOL Griffin lowers his shoulder to truck a dude and just gets WRECKED. WHAT AN IDIOT!
Well, last year, team rushing looked like this: Seattle > Rams > Arizona > SF
Josh mccown starting in Cleveland
Their wr’s may have some fantasy value
fuck im trading for Gary Barnridge if McCown is back in!
Yes but the application of last year facts to this year is an argument
“The guy kind of surprised me there on the sideline, trying to get out of bounds. It’s just an unfortunate play. … It hurt pretty bad but I felt like I could get back out there. … I’m in pain. But I’ll be okay.”
++++
HAHAHAHAHAHA, You fucking saw him and tried to truck him.
I wasn’t applying it to anything. You are just being defensive again.
Man, the 2012 QB draft class was supposed to be legendary, but RG3, Foles and Luck screwed it all up
You’re just basically bragging about how paranoid you are right now.
Good to see Alex Smith and Andrew Luck ball out yesterday.
Meanwhile RW sets a career high in attempts and barely gets 250 yards
Luck is legit despite hawk fans attempts to smear him. I’d take him in a heartbeat
You wrote an article that said Kaepernick was the best QB in the division
Alex Smith has been killing it since Charles injury (last year – present)
Seahawks always catch all the breaks. They get to face against Brady and not the HOF Jimmy Garoppolo – Cardinal fans this morning
Troll all you want but jimmy looks good. Patriots have a good problem on their hands
Alex smith was legit yesterday. Baalke does it again. Thanks Baalke!
TribalSteez Yes but he choked with the 2nd round picks he got
TNF and MNF matchups blow next week.
Are they trying to isolate shitty teams on prime time thinking that people will watch no matter what?
“I hear there’s a QB Controversy in New England these days”
-DHC
https://twitter.com/JaredStanger https://twitter.com/JaredStanger/status/775396132704825344
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We need to eat this bat marshawn.
Nah…I’m good bruh.
*eats skittles
Yeah pp has definitely taken the top spot on the cb pecking order
ESPN says Seahawks victory more concerning than cardinals loss
*puts on a RB mask and yells boo…., watches PP scream and run away*
“One good year doesn’t make you great”
-You, 30 minutes ago
Ancientage I wonder if it is because it’s another QB win for Wilson where he had to barely score any points to secure the victory?
They said they struggled to beat a average dolphins team with a new coach at home
Peterson shows up on more highight reels than Earl Thomas. He’s not good
I think Chris Harris jr. Is the best CB in the league
*waits for laughs
Ancientage Interesting. Makes sense as well. One of the reasons the Hawks fans comparison between Luck and Wilson is a bit weird. Luck has to do a lot more and take more chances to win than Wilson does. Kinda that game manager thing that everyone brings up.
I dont remember anything after the Vikings MNF opener
I remember Sherman making the play of the year to lunch the NFCCG
I also remember PP dropping a punt to clinch the NFCCG
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Weird. You didn’t allow the same excuse for Rodgers in the NFCCG when he played on one leg.
Call me crazy but Jason Verrett is the best CB in the NFL. He is so explosive. That guy is all over the field
Tribe, last year pp and mathieu were all pro. Sherman and ET werent…. it’s not 2013
That’s not cool
You can’t joke about that kinda stuff anymore
Last Boy Scout moment with Kaep running the ball in for a TD…
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory No he wasn’t. And he re-aggravated the calf against Dallas. Flimsy excuse.
pretty clutch last drive actually. Bailed out RW’s errant throws
Rae, PP flat out owned AB last year. Aj green too. Both had 2 catches and under 30 yards.
I like how Rappaport says Wilson won’t go next week…., then after getting roundly debunked he’s like “Well, whether or not Wilson can go, expect them to get a vet QB”
SeattleSlew206 VWCAU only a 10 yard average? Is that because Wilson is a checkdown artist or because he isn’t very explosive?
Jesus. DHC bragging about a loss to Landry Jones when trying to hype PP up.
Munkster After the Romo injury, Im not celebrating until I see Wilson passes his medical screening
Munkster Did Tavaris beat the rap on blowing his wife’s head off? If so, he could be an option.
Perfect opportunity for Greg Williams , facing a broken midget. Kill the head and the body will fall
If he does go, without his mobility, he may actually die behind that OL
His sore leg led to defensive and special teams fuckups?
TribalSteez and the body doesn’t have very far to fall before it hits the ground.
Landry Jones is the worst QB in humankind. I dont count that duel between PP vs AB. AB would destroy PP if Ben is his QB
Hasn’t missed a snap due to injury. Hasn’t missed a practice
Turn Rae Probably. It happens. Sherman got torched by a slow as a turtle James Jones and even Roddy White.
I remember PP racked up 100+ yards in penalties in one game against Dez, more than Sherman gave up all year
Gilbride says Seahawks have “perfected the art” of pass interference
Seahawks http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303754404579310500005285822 on a regular basis, accepting that a penalty will be called from time to time but realizing that the officials won’t call it every time.
——-
Seems legit.
Did you guys see Clinton’s doppleganger come out of Chelsea’s apartment like an hour after HRC basically died on the sidewalk and they dragged her limp body into the van?
TribalSteez Sure. But the fact that he outran him to the endzone was pretty amusing.
VWCAU Packers adopted that philosophy yesterday. Should keep doing it
I said they were going to tank her campaign, not kill her. But im not always right.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue It was in response to the Richard Sherman comment below.
Brew_City VWCAU Does that mean they have to rip off the 12th man thing from the Seahawks who ripped it off from Texas A&M? I sure hope hot.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Again, I recall James Jones torching him at Lambeau last year for a TD.
White Trash Lizard #DHC You guys need to rebuild the team ASAP. Palmer and Fitz arent getting any younger
lol remember when Sherman literally shoved AB to the ground last season and nothing was called? They were at home. Weird, right?
David Johnson looked good but honestly Palmer looked clueless again
Was it just my TV or did it look like when Palmer was shuffling in the pocket both of his knees looked like jello wobbling around. I had to rewind it because It looked so weird.
No he gave us the Eli manning confused face like 4 times last night
But.. Sherman wasn’t penalized on that play either? Do you have a point you’re trying to make?
The thing I will remember the most about Kevin Gilbride is the surprised look on his face when Buddy Ryan punched him on the sidelines.
PALMER NEEDS TO RETIRE. NO ONE BELIEVES THIS LIFE LONG MEDIOCRE QB IS ANY GOOD
White Trash Lizard #DHC It had to be my TV or something because it looked so bizarre. Nobodies knees wobble that much.
Something is wrong with Palmer, he had a couple of just horrendously thrown passes
I’m not worried at all. It’s his 4th year in this system coming off an mvp type season.
SacSig Maybe there is something to my jello knees observation last night after all. I thought it had to be my cable feed glitching.
VW – are you sure you were watching Palmer and not video of Hillary leaving the 9/11 memorial?
The reason Arians was driven out of Pitt was because he was stubborn and got his QBs killed
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory you’re right – some old white broad
No he definitely played great last year. But you can’t expect that to continue with a QB as old as he is.
Ancientage Those 3WRs… could be dangerous in January
Which is why I think johnson is going to ball out this year.
Hey Slew, is Kristen Michael back to being the #1 RB in the division now that Lynch is retired?
SacSig no way. I think if Brady was playing the game would of been a blow out.
Do you guys Fremember When? the Cards got Palmer.
And Cards fans were all, ‘Palmer’s the shit!”?
Me too. lol
Knut, we lost and it sucks but you’re killing me here lol. We have won double digit games each of the past 3 years and have all our same guys back on the team. Palmer looked a little off but it’s week 1…. our whole team looked off and we have to work out the kinks. We will be just fine. Now the playoff woes are a real concern but I’m pretty positive we will have another strong regular season. Let’s not overreact.
VWCAU
Bro he’s going to be HOF from the bench week 8. This is how they roll.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Ok. Seahawks looked awful.
And how many playoff wins? Dude, that’s what Palmer is, he is a regular season warrior but he is a coward in big games. Been that way since cincy.
VWCAU
They’re going to be breaking down their 3rd stringer’s practice tape convincing you he can start on every team in your division.
How about that Alex Smith comeback…the guy is like a bigger better version of RW
So I was just talking to my mom about buying a New Jersey but complaining how expensive they are. Her response:
“Well why don’t you buy a kaepernick jersey, they’re real cheap right now
10 seasons of the same shit but you think he’s capable of changing now?
I think if DJ is what we are expecting that we can take some of the load off palmer in the playoffs
Dude palmer makes plays… we need to create game plans to succeed with him.
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas
He tried to let it go in sideways.
VWCAU Ancientage this is white privilege right here
Romo’s starting job is safe in Dallas. Dak threw for zero TDs and had 55% completion percentage, with a medicore 5 yard per pass average. In other words, he’s a dink and donk QB who sucks at it.
I’d be ok with this
I have cousins and reed going
And the Pitt kicker…what’s his name
SeattleSlew206 It was his first game ever as a rookie QB. Pretty stupid to draw any conclusions at this point.
Agreed. Just don’t see it happening in big games. I hope we see y’all in the SB tho.
Ancient you at the game? Asked before, but didnt see if you answered
Chris Boswell. He’s money. I also have reed going but our secondary is a wild card right now. We will be better than last season in terms of passing D.
That td for chris hogan was a blatant mental error by our rookie corner. The kid is gonna take his lumps starting across from PP so he better get it together.
If the Cowboys little white receiver could catch a ball Dak would have had some impressive stats
Nah. I’m going salmon fishing in the morning in Sacramento
That’s a better way to spend my money
White Trash Lizard #DHC maybe he thought he had safety help
Trade Palmer for RG3. You might have to sweeten the deal though.
The white boy has some quicks
https://twitter.com/SamuelRGold/status/775377961671389186
Yea
Boswell
Figured it’s good to have a kicker on a high scoring offense
Dak played alright, Giants were throwing everything at him. Lots of late hits uncalled
WalterWhiteFuckTrent White Trash Lizard #DHC
that’s how seattle fans think, pointing fingers
Russell Wilson completed 52.9% of his passes in his first game as a rookie.
KZ Rider I think he’s mixed. Although I can’t be certain. His nose gives it away tho that he’s mixed.
Me and bmt wanna go to watch the niners play in LA against the lambs later in the year
VWCAU He had a TD and a near TD at the end if t were not for the stupid WR who dropped it, which led to his only INT
VWCAU All this with a shitty O-line. Dak has the best online in the game
SeattleSlew206 VWCAU So excuses. Got it. Making a bold statement after 1 game by a rookie QB is pretty dumb
SeattleSlew206 VWCAU Near a TD?.. that’s 3 points … right?
SeattleSlew206 VWCAU
Slow down. Try typing on the keyboard.
Steelers07 I was at the game. It ended with an incompletion in the end zone.
I thought it would be his biggest disappointment in that stadium, ever.
Hate it when I’m wrong.
Knut, what did you think about DJ? Beside the fact he’s gonna be a fantasy football monster
Plus were historically bad in the red zone so he gets a lot of chip shot points
White Trash Lizard #DHC
He thinks that changing the subject from your dumpster fire does not quench the heat.
There has never in the history of the world been an Indian named Russell Wilson…give me a fucking break. Maybe Russwinder Wahibjut
I don’t know the earth is flat, so, yeah I’m probably pretty miserable.
Then again, ignorance is bliss, right?
His cuts were incredible. He looks agile as fuck. Bigger than bell but will be used in the same manner seemingly
I think Russ forgot he can only heave those prayer balls into no man’s land on game defining plays
Derek Carr showed Kap how to throw a fade to crabtree
Dolphins lost that game, Seahawks always get 2 or 3 of those per year. But it’s encouraging knowing they are mediocre.
Wahib sounds arabic you dick, but i approve of the winder and jut
2/3
They have serious fundamental issues on offense. Those aren’t going away
Brew_City He was trying to throw it out of bounds but missed
Dak threw for more yards in his first game as a rookie than Wilson as well. But Wilson had a TD but that was offset by an INT. Dak had 0 INT’s.
Blah blah blah We’ll lead the league in near TDs ONCE AGAIN
*hike ball
*run around for 7 to 10 seconds
*throw long ball to sip open receiver
*repete
SeattleSlew206 Brew_City is this for real??? cuz that’s even more embarrassing
Brew_City SeattleSlew206
this is what you get out of the PNW
SeattleSlew206 VWCAU So even more impressive that he didn’t throw any INT’s?
SacSig TribalSteez
Yeah. Don’t spread islam here. DHC will give his ass for free if they come.
VWCAU SeattleSlew206 he didn’t throw anything passed 5 yards. So no, he’s a dink and donk passer.
Trump wants a debate with no moderators…. nothing impresses me at this point
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
*Welcome to the PNW. Enjoy your hate, its’ all you have.”
You Guys see that commercial, of the 49ers chasing RW
Think it’s for NFL Game Pass
~BK
SeattleSlew206 VWCAU It was his first game as a rookie and he didn’t even take starters reps in training camp until Romo went down. My point is, to try to make a blanket statement about any rookie QB after Week 1 is retarded.
WalterWhiteFuckTrent
She hasn’t had a press conf in longer than it takes to gestate a baby
White Trash Lizard #DHC and Chris Hogan just burnt AZ again
Knut, those were some unkind words you said to me 10 minutes ago
I demand that Russia release Clinton’s health records. The public has a right to know.
KZ Rider I’m pretty sure she was drunk yesterday
They tried trolling our defense in the first half, and then they were like “OK, that’s not gunna work, on to the next thing!!”
KZ Rider If they release Trump’s taxes at the same time, that’d be a fair swap.
Lisa9er4life KZ Rider Walking pneumonia, actually. My own mother had it in her late 60s. Lived to 84.
I don’t give a shit if Hillary is ill, I just want to know how they got RW to ship them Nanno Bubbles so fast that Hillary went from the brink od death to just fine in only an hour!
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Miami is not an offensive juggernaut, by the way
Lisa9er4life The thirty “top secret” ones they kept going on about were released, but there was nothing at all in them…..
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Lisa9er4life KZ Rider She has pneumonia and willfully hugged a child knowing this information?
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory I know you won the Superbowl in 2013, thanks
Hillary is dead, Tim Kaine is now the nominee.
Republicans: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”
Even if stills had caught the ball, they would have finished with, like, 250 total yards. Our defense kicks ass.
Drops happen every game. Kearse and Locker had drops on 3rd downs, drive killers
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory most drops aren’t guaranteed TD’s.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory no, drops only matter if the other team had one that would have been a TD
when 27% of the roster is rookies, it makes sense you can only score 12 pts..
TribalSteez I heard the Browns defense was filthy last year.
TribalSteez the Packers roster is 20% rookies and we did just fine
Brew_City Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas TribalSteez i calculated it
packers roster isnt that good either outside of Rodgers and Goldilocks
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Brew_City TribalSteez I don’t believe you
Jarvis Landry had a decent day against a good secondary. I’m still trying to figure out how he caught 7 passes against a CB who is never targeted. Maybe Sherman didn’t ever cover the Dolphins #1 WR?
Brew_City Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas TribalSteez 12 rookies out of 53
Brew’s team allowed a crucial near TD to JAX at the end of the game, smh
Here’s the craziest part of the whole thing, we played so “awful” yet won….damn, i guess that means we’re going to win every game
VWCAU eh… most of the shit landry does is schemed open. He doesn’t run a ton of traditional shit
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory that’s funny cuz they didn’t allow a TD in the 2nd half
7 catches……………for 59 yards lolololol…way to leave out the 8 yard average
hawaiianhonky Not if you think scoring only 12 points is going to win you every game.
EDTGO Good thing you guys got their DC from last year
Drew Brees and Andrew Luck both set a record yesterday, becoming the first QBs to throw for 4 TDs and no interceptions in week one….and lose.
Those are two horrifically awful defenses, there.
VWCAU hawaiianhonky if our defense only gives up 11 or less, sure they can
VWCAU hawaiianhonky and you’re crazy if you think we’ll only score 12 points week in week out
My random text generator used as a place holder for some of our draft marketing packages just spit out “Sit among commodes with magna hurt to holes”
I think my computer is telling me it is about to take a giant shit
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue there’s like 4 total good players on the colts
Hawks have the 3rd worst scoring offense this year.
Marshawn Lynch less era not off to a good start
~Tribe
Id rather have a young roster with rookies who have potential than remain old
Ballon Knot Tribe rolls a strike in the first frame, brags about his 300 game.
Look at Pitt, their team collapsed because they were wheeling out one of the oldest defenses in the NFl a few years ago.
they’re slowly fixing that though
baltimore is relying on old players returning this year
I’d rather having any QB situation than CK and/or Blaine Gabbert
I’m a world championship surfer… at least that’s what people say.
Brew_City Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue I saw “Mathis” on the back of a jersey and thought “Isn’t he like a thousand years old by now?”
Tribe, it’s easy to live in the present when you’re team hasn’t had to play, yet
My first instinct is to tell you to _ _ _ _ my _ _ _. But, then I decided to go with “They definitely don’t have the long term answer at QB right now.”
All Week 1 has told me is that it looks like 7-9 might win the NFCW. Again.
TIGRE1629 bold move taking the Panthers in a SB rematch. i stayed clear of that matchup
Put me on that list brah. 40 years of watching football tells me his system will not work long term.
49ers have had a tough Gi, recently
But Kap & Their fans will always have GB
~BK
Im itching to see Chip as our HC. Its like a breath of fresh air compared to Tomsula
Tig found a clever way to track all the real people on here
TIGRE1629 Wow we have been watching football for the same years 🙂
Ballon Knot Along with the rest of the NFC West…..well, except the Rams…..
Since Loyal always pretends like he’s studying, I’m taking the Rams tonight
TribalSteez I was actually wondering how many names you had on that list.
ITS ALMOST TIME FOR BLAINE GABA GABBERT TO WRECK SHIT ON MONDAY NIGHT MOTHER FUCKING FOOTBALL!!!
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS I don’t know how to take this comment lol
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue It’s Ok you guys are allowed to enjoy your little 3 year window you had success against us
Ballon Knot WITH NO TEETH. DUDE’S BEEN A MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT.
Redskins game tonight. Bonus points if the show McCloughan and you can see the outline from the flask in his pocket.
Tribe
Why in the world would you drop V Jackson for Quinton Patton????
GUYS WHO NEED TO STEP UP TONIGHT… WHOEVER IS PLAYING NEXT TO BOWMAN, THE CBs, THE GUARDS, ONE OF THE WRS.
TIGRE1629 Im confident in everyone of them except WRs. They need to show me whats up
Tribe
Why in the world would you drop V Jackson for Quinton Patton????
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Because V Jackson sucks lol. 2 catches on Sunday
Patton very well could be the worst WR in the NFL
YOU’RE CONFIDENT IN WILHOITE VS. GURLEY? I NEED TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT.
KZ Rider Four years ago, we lost the game in MIami, because they made a pussybitch roughing call against Earl.
KZ Rider Looks legal to me. They usually get a step after the ball is thrown.
Just hoping does not fuck up and is somewhat accurate
Is that too much to ask for?
And this motherfucker head butts the QB and skates.
VWCAU KZ Rider FULL SPEED THAT’S A NORMAL PLAY. NOT CHEAP AT ALL.
rstoopes30 PATTON HAS BEEN LACKLUSTER… TONIGHT HE NEEDS TO SHINE.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue TIGRE1629 That’s not helmet to helmet. He lead with his shoulder and hit Wilson in the shoulder.
EDTGO THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO GET. I THINK THE TEs ARE GOING TO MAKE PLAYS.
Tigre, Wilhoites bum ass isnt starting. Either Hodges or Ray Ray. Wilhoite is too garbage
Turn Rae they’re all super stars, who cares who starts
Turn Rae RAY RAY IS GARBAGE DUDE. AND HODGES WAS FLAT OUT CUT BY MIKE ZIMMER.
Some are still the final frenzies of preseason fantasy masturbation, I see.
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas http://i.imgur.com/iI3UO.gif
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas HEY… VEGAS.. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.. SO WILL YOU SHUT YOUR COCK SUCKER PLEASE?
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas fight me
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue YOUR QB IS HURT SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR TALKING TO NINERS FANS
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas BMT will Bruce Miller OSS ONLY NAKED WRESTLING MATCHES
I still can’t get how MINN won their game, by putting up 25pts. While no QB, RB or WR scored a TD.
That is just absolutely incredible to me. NOt to mention they started a 36yr old backup QB.
Ray Ray was good in preseason. Guy looked like a monster. Way better than Wilhoite
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas you betcha 😉
Mike Zimmer to keep QB cards close to vest again this week
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Oh nooooooo…….. Are they going to start immobile shit QB#1 or immobile shit QB#2. How will the Packers ever prepare for which shit QB is going to start next Sunday?!?
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Turn Rae RAY RAY IS GARBAGE DUDE. AND HODGES WAS FLAT OUT CUT BY MIKE ZIMMER.
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We got Hodges in a trade lol, and Ray Ray was beastly in preseason
I’m curious if the niners can hold it together after the departure of the great kenneth acker.
TribalSteez Turn Rae DUDE… SMH… RAY RAY IS NOT GOOD. HE’S HALF THE PLAYER WILLIS WAS AND THAT WILL BE A HOLE THEY NEED TO FILL NEXT OFF-SEASON.
White Trash Lizard #DHC I’m sure their prized off-season acquisition at DC from Cleveland has a master plan
White Trash Lizard #DHC You guys lost to the Pats with no Gronk or Brady lol
White Trash Lizard #DHC Should work well with Chip Kelly’s fast break 3 and out offense
Turn Rae White Trash Lizard #DHC I like how this number of missing starts fluctuates from troll session to troll session
AS FOR HODGES… ZIMMER “had become fed-up with Hodges’ mistake-prone ways and was at the point where he just wanted Hodges off the team and didn’t care what the Vikings received in return.”
I’M NOT A HATER… I’M JUST NOT HOMERING UP AVERAGE (AT BEST) PLAYERS. WILLIS WAS GREAT. BOWMAN IS GREAT. RAY RAY ARMSTRONG… NOT AS MUCH.
I love this nonsense 49er fans come up with. Last year it was Harbaugh’s fault the 49ers sucked, and they would be better without him. Now god only knows what the fuck is going on there
I NEVER SAID THAT. HARBAUGH/FANGIO RAN EXACTLY THE KIND OF OFFENSE/DEFENSE I LIKE.
He has no faith in Chip and is being pessimistic about everything
Why the fuck didn’t Jed York just build a new stadium in San Francisco again? At least Stan Kroenke builds and pays for his own stadium, York thought he was building a fucking solar array in Santa Clara.
White Trash Lizard #DHC i thinks its a folk band from Arkansas
k1joyce #rollhawks you don’t get to sell those gourmet garlic delights in San Fran
k1joyce #rollhawks Isn’t Niners training facility right across the street?
Lets be honest having 2 HOF MLBs are amazing but we can live with one. Im just hoping Hodges or Ray Ray can just be average
Ray Ray Armstrong has the brain power of a kitchen mouse. I wouldn’t get pumped about him.
Remember when Tigre screamed after the Niners acquired Steve Young? Pissing and bitching and moaning about what a loser Young was in Tampa Bay.
I’m pretty sure you can google it and see alll his posts from April 24, 1987
k1joyce #rollhawks As long as he things that football is a hunk of cheese I’m ok with it
Turn Rae FORGIVE ME FOR HOPING FOR A BIT BETTER THAN “AVERAGE”.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue That is what “magna hurt in your holes” means?
SacSig BULLSHIT… I WILL ADMIT I’M A MONTANA GUY, BUT STILL… WE HAD THE BEST BACKUP IN THE LEAGUE AND THE DUDE WON A TON OF GAMES FOR US.
Once I again, I only feel bad for Larry Fitzgerald
Made an incredible TD catch, such great talent just wasting away in AZ
TribalSteez look at Kaep being a leader. holding the lil punjabi’s hand while they leap to safety
TIGRE1629 SacSig Yeah, paying your backup QB $5 million a year…..and you guys wonder they put in a salary cap….
LOL at that featured comment by BKOB. I just looked it up and that isn’t even what he said. Solid troll, I would have done the same thing.
EDTGO The Steven Jackson of WRs. Maybe he can go to the Pats and get a legit shot at a ring.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory hey bruh how about you shrink this shit up next time. this aint Mike’s place, this is the BIG LEAGUES
Cards lost to the Patriots on a missed field goal at home. The Patriots. Seattle BARELY beat the Dolphins at home and looked like shit the entire game. Hang your hat on that,.. I guess.
he was pretty calm considering you guys got punked by Jimmy Garropolio
I agree with Keal
Both Cards and SEA look shity and suck
He is right about that
Seattle scored 12 points at home against an average Dolphins team.
The pats knew they were playing us all of season without brady. They game planned for this. They were ready.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory They were missing a few guys. No one of any real consequence tho.
Logged back in and couldn’t help but chuckle , the second I saw the Cardinal player………..Not a good way to start the season.
Garappolo scored 24points on the road against an average Cardinals team
Sea has speed with Lockette, Richardson and Baldwin
Size with Graham and Wilson. Still Needs his legs to make plays.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Or the cardinals just suck
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory He’s a beast. Very underrated player. I see big things for him in the future.
“I honestly can’t even explain the rage I’m feeling…” – DHC
IT’S BEEN A FANTASTIC START TO THE SEASON!
TIGRE1629 It wouldve been fantastic if the Dolphins hadnt choked
At least you AZ fans can go to MFA site and
Listen to some sweet tunes through these hard times
#SILVERLINING!
@EDTGO I’ll miss the data free streaming. so many playlists, so little time
I have decided that our defensive coordinator is in over his head though. Not a fan. If you saw that ALL OR NOTHING show he was so clueless in that NFCC game. It was embarrassing.
I dont watch football in a healthy way… that’s why I hate watching games at sports bars. I can’t react how I want or people would think I’m a psycho.
WHEN YOU YELL, “STUPID NIGGER!!!” IN PUBLIC, IT TENDS TO BE A PROBLEM.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Take off the white pointy hat
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas It was the long snappers fault more than anything,.. BUT yes you should drop him. The long snapper still has a job so this will happen again.
Why would MFA be taking his site down.
Every day he talked about how many hits he would get a day. About 20k people would show up to his site daily, but they were just to shy to comment.
“We are facing a QB in his first NFL start ever. Let’s not blitz as much as we usually do. Don’t want to rattle the guy or hurt his confidence.” – Cards DC
ChrisKeal White Trash Lizard #DHC FIGHT…..FIGHT A Nigga and a White! *Grabs popcorn
ChrisKeal “Hey, we have Chandler Fucking Jones, we don’t need to steenkin’ blitzes!” – DC
Dude you’re losing it… he’s a young DC who has produced great results overall.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Disagree. He sucks. Lamar Woodley was right.
I’ll moderate this argument. Spoiler: Keal wins in landslide.
According to Pete, RW has a slight ankle sprain with a little swelling, Ian Rapoport claims different….
Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson has a “significant” right ankle injury and his availability to play in Sunday’s game against the Los Angeles Rams has been put into question, http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000701080/article/russell-wilson-sustains-ankle-injury-week-2-status-in-question NFL.com’s Ian Rapoport.
Cards defense hasnt been the same since Todd Bowles left. I agree with Keal. New DC sucks ass
White Trash Lizard #DHC I like not allowing 63% conversions on 3rd down.
OIeSagginSeahawk Who fucking cares. Nothing a few nanobubbles won’t cure.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Its because i read your recent article. Thank you
Keal vs DHC
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Winner wins gift prize of crack! (White people drug)
In the ALL OR NOTHING show on Amazon, during the NFCC game there was footage of Betcher on the sideline, sweating his balls off saying “I”M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO!!!!”. It was not a good look and provided zero confidence in him.
“It feels a little sore,” Wilson said. “I’ll be all right—just a little ice, a little prayer, a lot of treatment.”
Apparently he’s not still mad at God for helping him win the NFCCG only to decide he wanted him to choke away the SB. I guess that is good.
TIGRE1629 That “best corner in the game” shit needs to rest until he grows some balls.
In fairness his plan involved sitting Palmer and that was above his pay grade.
Keal, last year we were 5th in total defense and 7th in scoring defense in his first season ever as a DC. I think you’re overreacting….
BURNING…….. I believe my souls on fire ………..~ Bad Company
“It was a bad game bro….” – DHC
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LOL
I think that is the problem and Keals point.
A bad game vs back up QB and several starters not playing, while AZ had home field advantage
THAT IS TURRIBLE! – C. Barkley
Between him, Adu, Tribe, and a few others, we have successfully isolated and identified “Wilson Enragement Syndrome”.
I agree with you all. Should be fun watching these two train wrecks play tonight.
This is the fucking patriots dude…. they have been game planning with Jimmy all offseason
I don’t like Betcher and you can;t make me DHC. I think he is a younger, less homeless version of TOmsula.
I LIKE HOW BELICHICK AND THE PATS HAD ALLLLL OFFSEASON TO PREPARE FOR THE CARDS, BUT ARIANS DIDN’T??? GTFO.
I agree
Two divisional rivals going head to head in a matchup at the field of jeans
That’s how babies are made
Oh now don’t be sad. I’m sure your mother doesn’t hate you.
You’re just wrong. He produced a top 5 defense last year. That’s hard to do
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Of course not. I’m not a phony like Wilson.
Reminds me of when we ask Capers what he plans to do in the 2ND half to adjust, and as he is startled awake he puts his finger on his bottom lip coyly and with a wry smile coos, “I pooped.”
Ancientage He used to sleep in his car with his cat though if I remember his introductory presser correctly.
The cardinals should focus on fixing that atrocious secondary.
Did I say that? We lost a fucking game dude…. you’ll find out about that later tonight.
Indian fry bread always sounds awesome when you think of it and you get all excited and then you get some and it’s always disappointing.
just now
This is the fucking patriots dude…. they have been game planning with Jimmy all offseason
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So who the fuck was AZ DC planning on playing against all off season? The waterboy?
So AZ had all off season to gameplan on how to fuck up a QB Debut all offseason and failed.
AZ IS WORSE THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT!
Didn’t Tomsula use to sell doormats? There’s joke in there if you really want to use it.
I read a comment from a fan that said “9 D lineman and only one cover corner worth a shit”
BMT, we have an Indian taco truck up here, it’s called Off the Rez, unbelievable… *stomach rumbles
I mentioned it before, But my Son brought over an extra can of “fix -a -flat” in a can. I dropped it behind my truck seat and fucker hit the bracket to the jack and exploded….. That shit sprayed all over the back of the cab….. I tossed it out and then the friggin can decided to sealed it self……………
i’m confused why PP won’t follow edelman if he always covers the other trams #1?
So the cards lose a game and now we suck and our DC who produced a top 5 defense is now awful? Overreaction Monday at its finest.
White Trash Lizard #DHC YOU GUYS SUCK SO SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
White Trash Lizard #DHC Do you remember yourself last night?
Our DC didi;t “produce a top 5 defense”…. he INHERITED A TOP 3 DEFENSE. That is a 2 point drop.
He runs bowles scheme. He blitzes more than anyone in the league. He produced results
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 sf9ers4905 He should be sitting down
Boom! *pulls out call*
Yep. Checks out.
*raises Keal’s arm in victory*
sf9ers4905 So you’re saying the trend continues……….got it
White Trash Lizard #DHC I don’t like him. I’m not saying the sky is falling and yes it is one game,.. but I don’t like the guy. The End.
the niners are the only improved team in the division, hands down
KZ Rider I clicked like only for the impressive speed at which you produced it.
I’m not sure the Cardinals can beat the Buccanneers next week.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Self-immolation in is front yard in front of his children.
I made a custom DHC with the one below.
Oh, the warm feeling you get when the guy who’s been trolling your team like a madman the past six hours cries about it being “Overreaction Monday”.
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas IF AZ DOESN’T RUN THE BALL 25+ TIMES, THEY’RE FUCKING IDIOTS.
“Folks, you cannot buy better comedy.” – David Letterman
If it makes you feel any better DHC, our special teams coach is even worse. FUck that guy.
I’ll never forget when GB QB Coach 2014 masterminded Rodgers to his 2ND MVP.
“Yall need to work on your people skills.”
Marshawn’s ad tagline could be the motto of SKA.
TIGRE1629 I want to poke the bird.
Well Keal, Gus Bradley and Dan Quinn will probably be available at the end of the year
Seattle looked shittier than we did though. The only problem is they won.
ChrisKeal We didn’t look shitty
ChrisKeal Our defense allowed 64 rushing yards and under 300 total yards.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS ChrisKeal
Yes……Yes we did
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS ChrisKeal And that was with a couple of HUGE missed assignments early on.
Turn Rae She is such a skank.
Vegas, we have an avatar bet for tonight.
Niners have to score 20 pts or more for me to win
Turn Rae Her ass may be her cleanest hole.
White Trash Lizard #DHC I THINK IT’S THE SAME CHICK BRO. SHE’S A LOGO WHORE.
Well it’s that time. See you guys tomorrow let’s hope it’s a good one :).
GO NINERS!!!!!!!!
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
God I hope not…. That’s a lot of boring football
Because of AZ New England will get a bunch more first round picks for a shitty ass back up QB…thanks alot DHC
hawaiianhonky PLOT TWIST: We are the team that gives up all the picks.
The longer it goes on, the more tired the Rams will be next Sunday.
I am hoping for a lot of replay reviews, personally.
ChrisKeal hawaiianhonky that was just money though wasn’t it?
hawaiianhonky ChrisKeal Nah. Kid looks way more durable than Kolb.
hawaiianhonky ChrisKeal They gave away DRC and a 2nd rounder.
You send back Chandler Jones and your #1, and they just sit there grinning.
OUR DEFENSE IS THE BEST IN THE LEAGUE!
I was pretty upset about giving up DRC. I was really looking forward to him and PP as our corner tandem.
White Trash Lizard #DHC They really fucked up doing that.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Yeah I did not like that either… but Whiz didi;t like DRC. Thought he was soft.
White Trash Lizard #DHC SO YOU COULD HAVE TWO GUYS WHO DON’T TACKLE??
IMAGINE WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN ARIANS AND THE BETTCHER ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO PREPRARE??
That moment when you realize Mike made his “walk of shame” courtesy showing and then vanished without a trace.
White Trash Lizard #DHC You both must be long-time Cards fans. You’re used to the humiliation.
Too Short™ thats why its so boring. We need more black people in the MLB
https://media0.giphy.com/media/giCJ2bYpuNso8/200w.gif
Time to start drinking
White Trash Lizard #DHC she is shotgunning beers with two black men……she’ll be homeless and a single parent in 9 months
White Trash Lizard #DHC stop projecting, it’s a gif for god’s sake not your senior year of high school
I’M JUST SURPRISED ONE OF THEM DIDN’T GRAB HER BOOBS WHILE SHE WAS OCCUPIED.
I feel like the only qualification DHC every had for a chick he liked was “can she shotgun a beer”
I will never have shotgunning beers with a Mudshark on my bucket list.
I can’t wait for your holes to be filled with shame DHC
hawaiianhonky Too Short™ Well they drink beer not malt liquor
FreeTodd hawaiianhonky Too Short™ c’mon man, the only chicks shotgunning beers at parties are white girls
mudshark: A white woman that dates black men, usually because of low self-esteem. After being beaten up and turned-out again by Rufus, Cindy realized there is a down side to being a mudshark.
udshark: A white woman that dates black men, usually because of low self-esteem. After being beaten up and turned-out again by Rufus, Cindy realized there is a down side to being a mudshark.
ReTodd, my wife is going to make your team proud.
Only fitting a Seahawks team take it and she wanted Oliver’s.
White Trash Lizard #DHC He’s too busy
White Trash Lizard #DHC part of his diversion drinking therapy
White Trash Lizard #DHC what a bitch, it takes 5 minutes a week
Cards blew it, and I’m still a little pised but its over and time move on to week 2. Cards will take it out on TB, rams will beat Seattle because, well rams always beat seattle and SF will get obliterated by CAR. So if SF can win tonight then everyone is 1-1
5 hours until the beginning of the niners super bowl season
“No…and thankfully it doesn’t measure dick either.”
-retodd
I TRAVELED THROUGH INDIA IN 2002… RIDING MOTORCYCLES OUT OF NEW DELHI TO AGRA (TAJ MAHAL) WAS NO JOKE.
hawaiianhonky White Trash Lizard #DHC I know man, can’t make people want to play. He’s too busy so I asked him.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS hawaiianhonky White Trash Lizard #DHC in the time it takes him to comment on one post here he could have his lineup set
k1joyce #rollhawks Azfan1830 CAN’T WIN AT HOME?? INTERESTING…
Why is that bald headed fuck dilfer on Monday night countdown
Ancientage keeping the seat warm for the one and only……………………..MATT HASSLEBACK
FUCKING COWS AND CAMELS WALKING ACROSS THE STREET… AND EVERYBODY WAITS FOR ‘EM.
Munkster no analogy to critique, no fashion to make fun of…..just a good ole fashioned butt rape
Munkster well yea, any points my QB got would be points for him…..fucking rookie
Don’t worry munkey, oliver felt me inside him too….but just the tip
And I got 118,000th place in the draft kings 5 million dollar pool
So we can all agree that Cassius Marsh is the best player in the NFL -DHC
This is an oxymoron
If yer inside of him he wouldn’t have felt it
Ancientage Thank you for defending me. I’m pretty helpless in this scenario.
Ancientage no – but I have lost about 12 pounds today after having their Hot Spicy homemade soup last night
Whoa whoa whoa let’s pump the brakes on the defending thing. I just like busting hh’s balls
Sig and HH who we all thought would be contending for last place are on pace for a week 1 victory.
I’m in shock Sig has not trolled about this.
And not shocked that HH has.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS on pace???? he’s got two defenders playing and needs like 100 points….i think i won
Ancientage I burned my tongue – but ate a gallon of that shit – was good
I just saw Munkey and Ancientage become best friends.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS it’s not that i won, it’s by how many points
hawaiianhonky This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS That was more about him sneaking past me.
I’m going to sign up for snap chat so we can share everything.
Datone and Perry were ownin fools yesterday. Bout time the 1st rounders show up regularly
FreeTodd Male scissoring?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS FreeTodd <>
My opponent is only 15 points back and has Roethlisburger playing tonight….I’m not about to troll yet
I see the Refs totally bailed out the Packers this weekend.
SacSig hahahaha it’s more than 15 I thought. Is my math that bad?
SacSig You have Bowman.
Ancientage “tell her I have a rapist witt. Imma hang out by the bar.. out out the vibe”
I will no longer be offering Brees for Gurley, but you can have Jameis for him DHC
I’m up by 15.05 points – I don’t expect Bowman to get me more than about 39.75 points after he forces 4 fumbles, returns 3 Ints for Touchdowns and records 12 sacks and 28 tackles
hawaiianhonky He did pretty good. You should have traded me.
I may swoop him up for Kirk cousins in my league
He looks to have a big year
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS hawaiianhonky i am glad i did not
hawaiianhonky This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS You need picks bro, you know you do.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS hawaiianhonky maybe i want to win it all and retire like ReTodd did (minus the winning it all part)
Sucks to hear about Keenan Allen… kid was gonna have a big year.
Completely smashed my big toe this weekend. Hurts like a mother
SacSig You can still add 2 players to your roster dude.
White Trash Lizard #DHC will you shut the fuck up ?
White Trash Lizard #DHC I had him on like 3 fantasy teams 🙁 That’s my nigga
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Brew_City now my nail will probably fall off. fucking gay
hawaiianhonky This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I will troll you.
i like that i can throw stuff at the projector screen and not break anything
Brew_City This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Damn, what did you hit it on?
TIGRE1629 can you photoshop the score of our game in there?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Brew_City nothin… just got outta the shower and the stupid ass fake drawer on the front of the vanity just fell off… dude installed very MFAish
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Brew_City I yelled many a fuck words
So this Canadian judge had some interesting comments and questions while presiding over a rape case (this is a particularly tender topic for me following my recent FF performance).
White Trash Lizard #DHC i don’t even know his first name
On the subject of sex in general, and sex with young women in particular, he said, “Young wom[e]n want to have sex, particularly if they’re drunk.”
https://www.cjc-ccm.gc.ca/cmslib/general/Camp_Docs/2016-07-14%20Notice%20Allegations%20(amended).pdf, Camp asked her why she didn’t “skew her pelvis” or push her bottom into the sink to avoid penetration. He openly wondered, “Why couldn’t you just keep your knees together?”
“Some sex and pain sometimes go together…that’s not necessarily a bad thing.”
Camp, 64, ultimately acquitted the man charged with the crime, and then told him:”I want you to tell your friends, your male friends, that they have to be far more gentle with women. They have to be far more patient. And they have to be very careful. To protect themselves, they have to be very careful.”
That judge is dumb. His career is over.
Ancientage i don’t have a 50 dollar projector from high school you nerd
Federal Court Judge Robin Camp is in the midst of a week-long judicial council hearing, which will determine whether he ought to be booted from his position.
Wait what, this is from 2014?
I’m not allowed to have ANY more screens in my basement….fucking rules!!!!!!!!!
Munkster you’re not allowed to make penis jokes this week
It hasn’t taken a full two years for people to notice Camp’s off-color comments.
White Trash Lizard #DHC I’m sure if your daughter had to appear before him for a rape case, you’d be ecstatic.
Munkey, i think we can both agree that due to your showing in FFB that you should have to be cordial with me….no matter what this week
Honky, what happens when you and Mrs honky get into an inevitable marital argument? Do you insist you are as right on everything with her as you do on here?
i know we didn’t agree to this before hand, but on principle alone
Adusoron fuck no, i’m wrong in those cases yout hink i’m retarded?
hawaiianhonky Adusoron Yes but this is the right answer
Munkster did you not see the comment below!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s right there!!!!!!!!!!!
If you’re getting raped, shit and piss yourself!
Blog vote: Should Munkey have to be cordial towards me all week after losing by nearly 100 points in FFB?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS this is useful in any situation you are over matched really
APPARENTLY, CARSON PALMER HAS BEEN INVISIBLY RAPED EVERY POST SEASON.
hawaiianhonky NO, I think he should troll you more.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory hahahahahahaha
Don’t get your pecker caught in the screen door on the way out.
hawaiianhonky Awww are you upset?
Looks like you trim your nostrils. I’ll give you a small amount of respect for that.
TIGRE1629 I’m judging the shit outta that dog and whoever owns it
“So bad that the game came down to the very end.”
This kinda helps my point, Adu
Tigre…, this sounds like one of those things that people say a few months before there neighbor calls in complaining about a stench coming from there home.
Adusoron Just vote for Hillary and shut the fuck up already 🙂
https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL/status/775449644994179072https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL/status/775449644994179072
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Packers?src=hash defense allowed only 48yards on 26 rushes (1.7 avg) – including a long of only 7yds… And 7 tackles for loss (4 on first down)0 retweets0 likesReply Retweet Like More
What are the hawks going to do about the offensive line? It’s kind of a glaring issue…
Brew, your thoughts on the jaguars making it a very close game? Impressed?
Case Keenum and Blaine Gabbert square off on Monday Night Football!!!!
Good luck selling that to the general public…
Adusoron They’re talented. Just glad they gotta outta hell with a win. Players were gassed halfway thru 4th
IF Q-DIAL IS ONE THE INACTIVE LIST, IT JUST SHOWS THE IMPROVED TALENT ON THE 49ERS D-LINE.
Fuck the niners!!!!!!!!!!! for realsies this time i’m out, don’t talk shit after i leave either
Adusoron You don’t have time to think. If you think you’re dead
Heat, can fuck a team just up just as much, as cold.
I noticed Honky seemed to have a high fat/muscle ratio on his forearms.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Heat is actually physically tough. Cold is mental
-Todd, I’d have to be dhc DUI level drunk to vote for Clinton.
FreeTodd Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue https://twitter.com/GlennF/status/775336520114855936
I bought a chromebook because my laptop won be fixed for another month. Yay Google docs.
I love chromebook. I do a lot of my hawk trolling from one of those
im about to do the slingbox 1 week trial so I can watch the game tonight -_-
Cold is not just mental. You do lose some dexterity in your fingers.
TribalSteez
Mellenials sue if the there isn’t central HVAC in their job.
FreeTodd BMT will Bruce Miller OSS dog is my cousin. my name is running coyote
They showed the thermometer on the field yesterday it was like 120. Fuck that noise
Brew_City Flat Plane Science Munkster
You live in a place that gets cold once every 5 years.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Like losing to a backup QB and TE?
TribalSteez im going to drink heroin from a fire hose
Practically year 6 and Andy Luck can’t even beat the Lions, smh
White Trash Lizard #DHC I’M GOING TO GET DRUNK, PASS OUT, THEN WAKE UP AGAIN FOR THE GAME.
Chris Harper visited Seattle before the draft. I think he signed with the Patriots as an UDFA.
Chris Harper should know hes on a franchise that had Jerry Rice, TO and and John Taylor as WRs. Everyone should face heavy expectations whenever they sign with the 49ers.
I have returned to a pickup truck after hunting deer all day in 35 degree drizzle and just kind of retard fucked my keys into the door lock because I couldn’t feel my fingers.
Munkster rain and about 35 degrees is just the fucking worst
Munkster That’s what that Thanksgiving GB Chi game was like last year.
sucked cock
I have a screenshot on my home comp of Rae saying Tomsula would be COY
I see Torrey Smith having a big night with 3 catches for about 32 yards
SO BREW… IF DIX CALLS SITTON A FAGGOT (FOR EXAMPLE) WHY CAN’T HE CALL HIM A N*GGER? I MEAN… AT THAT POINT THERE’S NOTHING OUT OF BOUND. IMO
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS do we look like we play on Seattle?
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/16711844/7 minutes ago
Brew_City Flat Plane Science Munkster
You live in a place that gets cold once every 5 years.
If you find yourself outdoors in a 35 degree drizzle, you are getting what you deserve.
Munkster
Senseless pain and suffering. Build character looking only into their eyes.
Munkster
You puss. Go freeze your ass off in the rain cuz you can’t tell the skies.
I’m rebelling until my article is posted.
AIR TEMPS ARE 82 WITH OCEAN TEMPS AROUND 84 DEGREES. JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT!
I GOT REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE THIS IS IN ALL CAPS
Keal, please post Fred’s article tomorrow morning. He’s attacking me. I think.
Munkster
You really should plan better. You’re a father now.
I’m gone for 2 weeks and I come back to a Fred Munkey war. Didn’t expect that one.
Pete says RW will be a full participant at practice this week
I think about that sometimes when I find myself in interesting situations.
I found out I got booted from the league so I took over the team I was booted from the next day. Because that’s what I do.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory
This is absolutely enough of ALL THIS.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Well Ian Rappaport says he is having his foot amputated tomorrow so someone is lying.
Battles league is weird. Never played in a league quite so complicated before.
im going to take a shit soon and i can feel that it is going to be glorious
“RW has a significant injury, Seattle might sign a vet QB” ~ Ian Rapaport
*gets debunked by twitter*
“WELL EVEN IF RW PLAYS, SEATTLE IS GOING TO SIGN A VET QB” ~ Ian Rappabitch
*rumors start circulating that Seattle might sign camp body jake heaps to the PS*
I remember when Percy harvin was questionable… For 12 weeks.
1 hour ago – https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/775436755885449217?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5EtweetCheapest ticket for tonight’s Rams at 49ers game on StubHub is $35. Cheapest reserved team parking? $55.
It’ll probably be better looking than the shit that begins later tonight
To be fair, the parking lot is going to be WAY more entertaining…..
I believe that Donkey Kong Suh has carefully crafted his strides to maximize the odds of stepping on an ankle.
If the Niners win tonight, I’ll give them 5 wins this year.
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS
like leaving a totem pole in the toilet
OUCH?! CHIP’S OFFENSE ISN’T GOING TO BE BORING… WE KNOW THAT MUCH.
Tim Kawakami was once the LA Rams beat writer, during the Han Dynasty
Oliver James I think you do.
You’re playing a team that only focuses on certain games. And this one isn’t the one they’ll be focused on.
His ancestor wrote several scrolls critical of Genghis Khan.
k1joyce #rollhawks He reported on them from a sub off the California coast during WW2.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue k1joyce #rollhawks hahahahahahahahahaha
#PrisonRules…, I can’t be critical. Frank Clark likes to body whip the ball carrier into the ground…, I’ve noticed.
It feels weird seeing the LA Rams again. It’s like I’m 8 years old again.
k1joyce #rollhawks
not funny gay jokes, like, “you such huge dix”
but gay as in unfunny gay
hella gay
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Oh yeah?… Well I’m going to CHANGE my son’s name to Ndamukong.
No! Now I’m going to shake uncontrollably every time I see my wife naked!
Fuck the Hawks. The rams are back in LA. I’m a rams fan again! -Sando
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas How about NukeDukem Niggadiche
There are 7 to 9 reasons why tonight’s game is going to be awesome and 5 to 11 reasons why it won’t be.
I noticed Cameron Wake being blocked 1:1 by Luke Willson several times. Not sure I would have drawn it up that way.
If the Rams lose, that will move Fisher to only 8 losses away from being the ALL-TIME leader in NFL HC losses…
ChrisKeal THAT’S LEGIT. I WALKED THRU A PORTAL IN DEATH VALLEY… THERE WERE MUSHROOMS INVOLVED.
I’ll have my week 2 picks ready this time. Now that I’m back home and have a poor man’s laptop.
I feel like I missed a lot today. Are we still making fun of the teams that played, and predicting loses for the ones that have not?
Slightly Worried Bob we were talking about how bad the Mariners are
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Slightly Worried Bob I doubt it, they are pretty much perfect right now.
CJ Prosise’s diagnosis has advance from “a hand thing” to “a sprained wrist” to “a broken bone in his hand.” I hope he’s still alive tomorrow morning.
The Cards lost to Garoppolo. They aren’t winning 13 games again.
Prosise is hurt?
Thank the gods
MORE CARRIES FOR RAWLS
GOING RAWLS DEEP THIS WEEK
The worst team in the league will be the Browns again. I think we can all agree on that.
Oliver James not when the Niners are still in the league
Any time Carroll describes an injury as “interesting” or “legit”, I assume somebody’s career is over.
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas “RAWLS DEEP” IS A LEGIT SCREEN NAME.
Munkster Like when McCarthy says a packer suffered a minor injury or set back.
Gone for the year
Adu, sadly Sando is not a Rams fan. He actually thinks the entire NFCW regresses, and has Wilson as league MVP and Seattle winning the SB over the Patriots.
Precisely how did Procise get injured? lol from the bench?
“Kind of an interesting deal he has with his shoulder”
Translation: The doctor didn’t recognize anything anatomical when he looked at the x-rays and MRIs.
The mad hatter strikes again!
Baalke can’t stop fucking around.
TribalSteez It was the post game locker room orgy
EDTGO Don’t hold out on me, tell me. For black America
k1joyce #rollhawks EDTGO Niners signed Manziel
Carroll said http://www.seahawks.com/team/players/roster/earl-thomas was “really disheartened” with his performance against the Dolphins. The Seahawks free safety missed some easy tackles he usually makes, and Thomas also had Miami receiver Kenny Stills slip behind him in the deep middle of the field in the second quarter. Stills ended up dropping the pass from Ryan Tannehill, which led Thomas to express his thanks by pointing an index finger toward the sky.
Carroll said of Thomas. “He just didn’t like his game at all. Things didn’t work out quite right. Maybe he was hyped. There was a lot going on. What went on yesterday might’ve affected some guys more than others and Earl’s a real cocoon guy, he’s really stuck, you know him, he doesn’t want to talk a whole lot, he doesn’t want to share a whole lot, he just wants to stay in his area and kind of in his lane, and I think he felt a little bit out yesterday, so he’ll come back and play great.”
For example…, pretty sure this means he’ll be back after the bye.
https://twitter.com/johnpboyle https://twitter.com/johnpboyle/status/775458550034202625https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3Aa96f188f5de647b5
Pete Carroll said Germain Ifedi has a chance to play this week, but “we won’t know until late in the week.”0 retweets4 likesReply Retweet Like 4 More
Ed you can’t just post something then leave. That’s not how it works.
Tired of watching those dreads go every which way but toward the first down line.
On his first catch as a pro, a third and 12, he converted a first down.
He’s going to be a pain to you, for years.
That sounds promising that Pete says the cast on our 3rd down receiving backs hand won’t stop him from playing
https://twitter.com/mattbarrowshttps://twitter.com/mattbarrows
Viewer’s guide to https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash wide receivers:
Chris Harper No. 14
Jeremy Kerley No. 17
Rod Streater No. 81
Everyone already knows Patton wears 11, so he didnt mention it
TribalSteez Ah yes, Chris Harper. He is fucking terrible.
https://twitter.com/scottzolak https://twitter.com/scottzolak/status/775458670587080711https://twitter.com/scottzolak/status/775458670587080711
Good to see it ain’t about football yet for 49ers..have fun chip
https://twitter.com/scohenPI https://twitter.com/scohenPI/status/775407039979806720
Jets’ 3-man defensive line of Muhammad Wilkerson, Leonard Williams and Steve McLendon combined for 6 sacks and 6 tackles for loss. Yikes.
Chris Harper
Quinton Patton
Jeremy Kerley
Rod Streater
What a shitty receiving corp. holy fuck.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is fucking awesome
Yeah…, you don’t want Harper active…, but that’s none of my business.
Munkster Harper has been passed around more than a blunt at a Josh Gordon party
Munkster Both these teams would best Seattle
Munkster That’s a derivative sock puppet to you
You people are going to lose your shit when kerley has 205 yards and 4Td’s on 4 receptions tonight
SacSig No I’m not. I picked the Niners in the eliminator.
That would be hard to troll…, anything less and I’ll manage though.
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue SacSig It’s all part of a complex Rams troll.
I’m excited to see Carlos Hyde play. He just left us all hanging after his one career good game
Is that the Harper we drafted?
Baalke’s butt cheeks when the Lions said they wanted a draft pick for Kerley
http://imgur.com/a/AhNT9
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Fuck no. We have never missed on a draft pic
TIGRE1629
If you asked what is on the other side of a black hole, you will get an answer quicker.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS yeah. The one you guys cut and then GB signed him and cut him.
Guy I’m playing has A. brown and wash def, I have desean jackson
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS He’s on the active roster?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas yeah. Tribe was hyping him up
SOME PEOPLE POST YOGA PANTS, AND OTHERS POST OLD WHITE GUY ASS. SMH
WHY IS HARPER ACTIVE LOL
Tigre I like that you are in battle mode, all caps for LA vs SF
TIGRE1629
Wearing a fuckin thong too. Like it should be near impossible to snap that and yet humanity dissappoints once again.
TIGRE1629 That’s a chick , just not a hot one.
RAMS ARE THE 49ERS RIVAL… EVERYONE ELSE IS A NEWBY TO OUR DIVISION.
I have a 6 point lead over SaintsChicka. She has the Redskins TE and I have the Redskins kicker. Could go either way.
ChrisKeal Her gravity well might suck you back in, watch yourself
It’s the time of the day when the clock says BONG.
Unless it’s a dude that wears a bra.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Debating whether to smoke a bowl or fire up my vape myself
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Yeah KZ should delete that and slip us all a rookie so we forget.
Prelim title ordered, we are officially selling our house!
ChrisKeal This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS It is burned into my brain.
Zippy, you should feel bad
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Are you gonna buy that shack near the top of Mt St. Helens?
k1joyce #rollhawks This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I wish.
I RARELY SMOKE THESE DAYS, BUT… IT’S TRULY A BENEVOLENT PLANT.
Dunno. I had this indica called “Agent Orange” that was up to no good, I swear….
Could you imagine if Stephen Hawking (who is British I know he is fucking British – but suspend reality for a second here people) were President? How fucking long the State of the Union Address would take?
“we’re live here on Capitol Hill…day Three of the Address and President Hawking has just now got the room seated and thanked everyone in attendance…We hope to wrap up the introductions within the next 4 hours”
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue LOL… YAH, MIGHT STAY AWAY FROM ANYTHING AGENT ORANGE.
My daughter is pissed off at me for explaining things to her with logic.
Its cool, I am making goulash so I am in the clear.
I got extra paranoid and thought both the VC and the gub’mint were after me.
ChrisKeal That’s normal.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue MY UNCLE WAS FUCKED UP FROM AO IN VIETNAM. HE WAS PART OF A FORWARD SCOUT TEAM WITH A SNIPER. CRAZY STORIES.
Finally restored to its former glory.
All trolling aside, a mistake is being corrected that was made 22 years ago. It’s about fucking time.
“our defense was top five last year, but now the DC sucks? Overreaction Monday at its finest” -DHC
Our offense was top 5 last year, and now you say they suck. Overreaction Monday at its finest
halosramsfan Adusoron EVERYONE USED TO TRUCK THE SAINTS BACK IN THE DAY.
I probably should have saved this for when DHC was here
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Yeah but both these sentences are true.
halosramsfan Adusoron I made the comment the other day, that after all the years of losing to the Broncos in the AFCW, to Elway…..that Super Bowl really kinda wiped that slate clean.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Our DC does suck and your offense looked like shit.
My friends mom has been a total stoner for 40 years. She is also a crazy cat lady, and I’m pretty sure none of them died prematurely from metaldehyde poisoning
I do feel a little bad for guys like mb3 that got their football team ripped away from them
Adusoron It is sad, but the deal that brought them there took them away. If you cut through the emotional part of losing the team, it’s pretty clear.
I can’t decide if it will be funnier if the Rams lose or if the Niners lose. This is my level of interest.
I remember back in the day our cat would come walking into the room when we lit up, would sit there while you blew a bit or two at her face (would close eyes and wince a little…but would not move away, at all), and then go curl up and go back to sleep for another 14 hours…..or maybe go outside and chase fake mice.
k1joyce #rollhawks White Trash Lizard #DHC I think you read this backwards.
ChrisKeal k1joyce #rollhawks White Trash Lizard #DHC I am not dyslexic
Fuck all of you. Nonetheless have a fantastic evening.
Todd Haley deserves another head coaching job. Dude is a ridiculously great offensive coach. Look what he did in az with warner, fitz, and boldin and now in pitt. Rams should hire him to groom goff…. but they won’t. Instead they will extend Jeff fisher.
Kz, chandler jones had a good game…. he had a sack and a big time fumble recovery.
TO ILLUSTRATE HOW IMPORTANT A WINNING SEASON IS TO THE RAMS…
White Trash Lizard #DHC no one wants to see that
White Trash Lizard #DHC He showed some old tranny’s sack earlier. Kinda weird.
White Trash Lizard #DHC like Janis abused PP in the playoffs
TIGRE1629 I don’t need a chart to tell you that your QB is 8-27 as a starter. eat that!
“I’m not going 7-9 again!!”
-Fisher, on the ledge of a 12 story balcony
The pp jokes are just silly at this point. Multiple time all pro.
k1joyce #rollhawks TIGRE1629 HAHA… WAY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
Lol on this comment from the Falcons fan that lost an Avi bet to me yesterday:
……………………….http://www.livefyre.com/profile/7167922/1 minute ago
Only the Falcons would get their asses kicked by the coaches they fired for not being good enough to win.
White Trash Lizard #DHC multiple all time pro can’t cover a white guy who’s played like 10 career snaps
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Bye BKOB
It was a hail Mary and pp was behind him…. johnson was supposed to be there.
Oh, and Vegas i know you are clinging on to hope as thin as the skin on a chicken’s teeth to beat me tonight.
The bucs are gonna be a sneaky difficult team for us next week. But after losing yesterday I know we wI’ll be pumped up and more than prepared.
TribalSteez i remember when the niners dominated all of last year and went 5-11
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas TribalSteez ONE GAME AT A TIME…
White Trash Lizard #DHC prepared to lose again
White Trash Lizard #DHC The bucs play similar O to the Cards. They throw it deep and cross their fingers
i can’t wait to give tribe his big black cock avi when the Niners score less than 20 points tonight
So i’ve made up my mind, I’m rooting for the Niners tonight. And I longer have hatred for Kaepernick and hope he balls out.
How Jameis Winston sees the Arizona secondary:
I can’t wait to see all these big black cock avatars
So let it be DHC. Standard one week Avi/ Name bet. Good luck to you Sir
49ers are 5-0 ATS in their last 5 games in Week 1.
Rams are 3-12 ATS in their last 15 games in Week 1.
In my Money league I am currently 13 points up and my opponent has Big Ben tonight and I have Kirk Cousins. I think I will win
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas CRAPTACULAR!!!
Nice move by Reed….who had him in fantasy tonight? Two catches already.
this is the first time in a few years, i have no idea how the rams will do., for the season.
to me, they looked like poop in preseason, we shall see
Tigre, i’m only supporting the niners tonight because I feel the Rams trolling on here is elite.
Remember I said to never doubt Belichick. People act like Brady is the key over there, but we’ve seen Bill go 11-5 with that POS Cassell. Belichick is a top 5 coach all-time. I put him at about 48% of Lombardi and that’s about as high as a human being can get.
RCULegendOfASkullForker its too bad everyone else sucks
RCULegendOfASkullForker who in the blue hell are you
k1joyce #rollhawks RCULegendOfASkullForker its RCU
rstoopes30 did you see Revis’ stats against AJ Green yesterday?
Turn Rae I’m going to watch that game to put me to sleep tonight
RCULegendOfASkullForker go back to the east
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue I’ll buy some seats and put solar panels on them, could be profitable
White Trash Lizard #DHC Chill. Hes better than PP. Show respect
White Trash Lizard #DHC Now that he is not in Carolina’s D he will be Exposed
I remember watching PP whiff at tackling Legarrette Blount last night.
hilarious
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas That Blount is hard to hit. LOL
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Stop it now. I need Cousins to have a big night
gatrbuc 17 Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue He;s doing well so far….that one was a miscommunication.
Your qb runs for his life and throws 8 yard lasers for in completions.
Shazier covers better than the cardinals secondary
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS First game is, Steelers at Redskins….3-0 Skins
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Damn you work!
cant blame the Skins for paying Norman only have so many draft picks
Patton could…go…all..the..way!!
-Chris Berman first drive
Ben threw a pick, dumb fucking bitch.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS wasn’t his fault lol
think skins need to have a RB on the field at least to keep D honest
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS YES IT IS, HE HAS NEGATIVE FF POINTS
mrhawk37 I guess it was garbage last year too.
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas CharlietheUnicorn Hello 94063 you forgot to add from his own fan base
“I know more about ISIS than the generals” – Trump
lmao
i should’ve started this fucking kicker instead of Catanzaro
Skins have dominated the first quarter, but one big play by the Steelers and it’s all for nothing.
TribalSteez The same generals, he is going to ask, to come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Gostikowski worked out nicely
Big Ben is LOSING Razers points right now in BFS’ league…keep it up Big Ben!
TribalSteez When it comes to Trump, are comedians even necessary?
NEGATIVE THAT FUCKING RAPIST
CharlietheUnicorn TIGRE1629 Especially after Cassius Marsh blocked one.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS you seem angry
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue CharlietheUnicorn TIGRE1629 going for it on 4th and short… when could have had 3 points early in game
new hawk article on the nfcw team news page about game against the dolphins and a new article on the redbirds page about game against the patriots
I have no clue on how the Rams or 9ers will play tonight. Overall games have been dismal this first week
The new training schedules definitely have an effect.
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas fall on the damn ball in traffic
Hello 94063 sf9ers4905 4905 closes laptop quickly, grabs a case of beer to drown FF sorrows
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas so he Newtoned it… got it
CharlietheUnicorn Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas tried to scoop and score, got grabbed from behind and never really had full possession.
KZ Rider They have a backup RB with the #7 jersey on
Hello good people. I am working late tonight. I think I’ll be able to get home before the 49ers game starts though.
Too Short™ I’m salary, so OT is required from time to time and I don’t get paid for it either, which is nice.
*serving first order of burnt toast* ~ Redskins secondary
I am starting Hyde….I am feeling down and excited at the same time!
CharlietheUnicorn yep, guy I’m playing has him, now my lead is 1
sf9ers4905 CharlietheUnicorn that is not a good feeling
CharlietheUnicorn sf9ers4905 I have Desean, Hyde and 9ers def left
They wanted to see 2,500 season passes for the train that dump you off right in front of the stadium.
They sold 11.
Where is DG, I need to discuss his QB situation with him
Give me Julio over brown all day, everyday.
CharlietheUnicorn Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas they’re neck and neck and Julio has a shitty QB
Hello 94063 their secondary is looking like it did last year, which isn’t a good thing for them
I was playing Madden and trying to watch the game at the same time basically from what I gather the refs are keeping the Steelers in this one?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Hello 94063 they are to Big Ben dependent
That should have been a fumble by Brown and that fumble by Big Ben the lineman was basically ripping the guy’s head off
hawaiianhonky yeah. brown fumbled but i guess not.
Charlie, if my RB, both wideouts, my flex guy, my kicker and my defense hadn’t sucked…I would have kicked your ass
You know that 3 points that the 9ers scored there is 25% of what the Seahawks actually scored in real life!
halosramsfan against the star-studded Dolphins
You let them score that first field goal so they keep running the ball so your linebackers can get tackles and XP
Otherwise they just sit there and huck the ball if it’s 50 to nothing
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
the 9ers traded for Foster and he juked ET out of his shoes for 50 yards.
And then Seattle held them to a field goal attempt and Marsh blocked it
XP? When the fuck did they make Madden a RPG?
Can Wilson cast Magic Missile?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue like this magic missile
hawaiianhonky And let me guess….EA will sell you points if you are too lazy to earn them…..
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Where were you on that one God?
– Wilson
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue *nuclear missle
wow really when its 4th and 1 dont go for it but when its long you do
#25 is trash. all you have to do is stick your arm out
This is where Ben pushes forward for the first down.
Ancientage shotgun on third and inches….real football spins in grave
Speaking of real football spinning in the grave….someone leaked the “Color Rush” uniforms.
Rams will play at Seattle, bright yellow versus bright green.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue FUCKIN A… WHY DO THEY ALWAYS RUIN A GOOD THING??
So is Bruce Miller going to play?
Jesus the 49ers are like whats his nuts from that band The Cure were he would just get fucked up and go on some bender for 6 months and his friends and family would have no fuckin clue where he was.
Of course for the 9ers…that bender has gone on for 2 years.
TIGRE1629
Its Rothlesburger, if you dont knock the shit out of him, you are going to pay.
Are you kidding me? That would NEVER happen to the Rams!
Tiger, the game last year between the Rams and the Bucs, in the color rush jerseys, looked like Ketchup vs. Mustard.
YOUR DEFENSE HAS TO STOP PEOPLE ON 4TH AND SHORT… ESPECIALLY AT HOME. IT’S JUST WEAK SAUCE.
Onion headline:
Pneumonia Virus Terrified After Remembering What Clintons Are Capable Of
Where is Steve Young? Did they finally kick him out for using to many intellectual words?
TIGRE1629 Please tell me they are Not wearing those…………….Ever again.
OSS when he learned Russ’ leg wouldn’t have to be amputated below the knee.
I knew RW would be fine when he scrambled for a 5 yard gain….. ……..
mrhawk37 Hello 94063 at least he was winning games when they kept talking about him
OIeSagginSeahawk No OSS. We should totally be concerned and prepare for 5-11. 🙂
TIGRE1629 Not until the THursday night game, later in the year.
OH FUCK !…. Hawks are wearing the Linda Blair Exorcist puke Green ?
White Trash Lizard #DHC i call sloppy seconds
OSS… APPARENTLY, WE’LL KNOW ABOUT THE COLOR RUSH DECISIONS ON TUESDAY.
They are being used this year. Only in Thursday night games, just like last year.
OIeSagginSeahawk TIGRE1629 Could be worse. Jags look like Dijon mustard.
Oh, ok, then this sweet troll is valid.
So while you lazy bastards were sitting on your asses, I was bucking and splitting next years winter wood…………
MHB™ loaded LMAO… I PREFER “BOX” SEATS… IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
OIeSagginSeahawk So, you went on Craigslist and bought a cord?
OIeSagginSeahawk …and some of us would hire it done and drink a beer instead
OIeSagginSeahawk I’M LAYING ON THE COUCH IN MY OFFICE, SO… GOOD FOR YOU. *SLOW CLAP
why is Breeland covering Brown? fucking stupid
MHB™ loaded wait until he unveils the Wheel next week
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue OIeSagginSeahawk Nope…. Keeping in shape… Preparing for BMT
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Cuz Norman is naked and afraid.
ChrisKeal Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas He is with Bear Grillis ?
Because norman doesn’t travel like the amazing patrick peterson.
lol ET’s decline is at a crazy rate. Guy went from a top 3 safety into the black Craig Dahl
Haha I forgot about this!
Pete Carol tried to blame ET’s bad game on 9/11. What a scumbag.
DHC talking about last year, how about yesterdays game
Notice that the Cards are now 1-3 ever since they took the field against the Seahawks at the end of last year?
It’s like they’ve been exposed or something.
ChrisKeal The worst was when they showed the sideline cameras at every stadium trying to catch guys sitting or kneeling
Yeah you guys barley scored that at home vs the dolphins.
Keal, Carroll already doesnt believe in 9/11
He doesnt mind when his team pulls “interlocking arms unity” stunts on 9/11, now he uses the day to excuse ET’s bad play.
Fans of the last place team talking smack LOL.
Pete Carol is selfishly rushing Wilson back into action next week when he should probably sit a week or two so his ankle can heal properly. Could aggravate it and make it worse. What a scumbag.
That’s cute. Get ready man. Our team looked rusty. You guys has serious fundamental issues.
So I have this German Shepard pup.
I got this toy made out of firehose material. It said on the package.
“Withstands enthusiastic play.” ….For how long 2 hours?
The thing is just destroyed and my vacuum is all fucked up with these colored firehose threading!
TribalSteez YOU’RE GOING TO TROLL WAGNER? I MEAN… KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, BUT THAT DUDE IS LEGIT.
halosramsfan “Shoulda bought a Dyson. I sell those.” – Jim TOmsula
ChrisKeal Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue That’s the Cardinals spirit!
Steelers haven’t been penalized yet………………Why am I not surprised ?
Please do not pick on the King of the Doormats.
MHB™ loaded OH shit it was doormats. I was thinking vacuum cleaners for some reason. Thanks for making me look stupid…. AGAIN.
Don’t hate on Cousins. Put 12 million guaranteed in the bank account. God Bless America.
I’ll sell you a doormat at rock bottom prices. And if you are willing to pay me $14 million, I’ll turn your team into one!
–JT
Josh WeinfussESPN Staff Writer
Cardinals coach Bruce Arians essentially called out CB/gunner Justin Bethel, who missed all offseason workouts while recovering from surgery to repair a fractured foot then suffered a set back before training camp that kept him sidelined for another three weeks, on Monday for his performance in Sunday’s loss: “Justin has to decide that he’s going to play with that foot. He was just an average spectator on special teams. He missed two tackles. If he’s going to play, he needs to play better or he shouldn’t play.”
I just need 39 more FF points from Big Ben to win…. I got this…..
MHB™ loaded HAHA… WASN’T TOMSULA’S FAULT… IT’S A MANAGEMENT PROBLEM.
49ers inactives for tonight: QB Christian Ponder, CB Chris Davis, CB Keith Reaser, OL Joshua Garnett, OL John Theus, DL Glenn Dorsey and DL Taylor Hart.
Jesus…. He’s kind of an ass… You could just sit him… I mean, you’re the coach jackass
CharlietheUnicorn AH-HA… THEY KEPT DIAL AND SAT DORSEY. INTERESTING.
Let’s move on from the drama, and focus on winning the game!!
-Chip!!
http://imgur.com/a/vgKeJ
GARNETT IS INACTIVE, BUT HE WILL BE A PRO BOWLER.
WRITE IT DOWN.
I drafted the wrong Steelers WR in the later rounds for my bench. Wheaton has been surpassed by Coates,.. AND Eli ROgers.
HE’S A BEAST. I THINK IT’S MORE OF A REFLECTION OF THE SOLID O-LINE THEY HAVE.
Hello 94063 halosramsfan
Good point…they just not feeling like playing defense apparently.
halosramsfan And the CB playing across from Norman is going to be targeted all year.
ChrisKeal
Later on tonight, he is going to take blowjob shots off the bar without any hands.
Dang, looks like this will be the first blowout I watch all year. All the games they’ve shown in my area were down to the wire nailbiter type games
HAHA… SO, I’M WATCHING THE GAME ON STREAM2WATCH, AND THE GOVT JUST TOOK IT DOWN.
Say what you will about Kaep’s newfound political stance and shitty QB play, but that motherfucker really knows how to earn my Chaturbate tokens.
i downloaded Sling Tv , one week frial trial
I aint watching no streams for my Niners later
Big Ben is raping the Redskins like he rapes his women
TIGRE1629 the drone and missle are on the way, time to move Tigre
MHB™ loaded DUDE… THERE ARE TIMES WHEN IT’S OK NOT TO CLICK “POST COMMENT”.
THAT WAS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
If I can get a garbage TD from DeSean Jackson and one from Deangelo, I might beat Pi in the FAP league. That would be impressive. I was down 50 points.
I’m clinging on for dear life against Chicka. Up 4 points. I have the Redskins kicker and she has the Skins TE.
MHB™ loaded I actually think it is,.. which means probably no.
How bad is your team that you’re starting Desean Jackson?
TribalSteez He’s in my flex. My team is stacked. Only reason he is playing is Leveon Bell on the bench suspended.
TribalSteez Oh wait no I don’t. Wrong league. Still stacked though.
ChrisKeal Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas your mistake was not doing it sooner
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory are you living in a cave?
Lol I dropped trash ass Vincent Jackson for Patton. Not like I dropped a good player
BKOB, we need black and white avatars only from you.. thanks ~ SKA Management
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory YES, EXCEPT IT’S A TREE BY THE BEACH.
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory well I’m watching the fucking game
TIGRE1629 halosramsfan BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory
You gave up cable down there ?
TIGRE1629 halosramsfan BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory
Ok let me rephrase do you not live in a banana republic and own a televison
KZ Rider only SF game putz, no one cares about the Redskins
halosramsfan LMAO, I didn’t even catch it until I read it again…
Too Short™ halosramsfan too short has direct TV or cable ?
HERE’S THE THING… WHEN MY WIFE SAID “I’M DONE.” IT MEANT I WANT YOU TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. SO NO… I DON’T HAVE A T.V. AT THE MOMENT.
*saves a hundred dollars a month on stupid crappy cable*
TIGRE1629 why was she done? too many text messages with young / hot surfer chicks ?
TIGRE1629
Get one of those piece of shit TCLs…they actually have a nice picture just none of the frills.
OIeSagginSeahawk TIGRE1629 THOUGHTS ABOUT IT, BUT NO… SHE DOESN’T WANT THIS AWESOMENESS IN HER LIFE, THEN I’M OUT.
*sees BKOB’s computer come up on my malware target list
TIGRE1629 OIeSagginSeahawk
Indeed… Plenty of fish out there
Yours. Tigre’s was too confusing. Damn Costa Rican Mexicans
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory WHAT’S HIS LINK… IN CASE MY LINK DIES?
I don’t know if the other link will switch over. This one “should”
http://atdhe.se/football/stream-gcgbg-los-angeles-rams-at-san-francisco-49ers
“sorry honey I will be gone a few weeks delivering a TV to a bud 9er fan”
Anyone here think the Rams made a mistake in taking Goff instead of Wentz?
halosramsfan Wentzadelphia Sorry bud. Have to gloat a little.
OIeSagginSeahawk Nope you have to suffer though this mess 1st.
OIeSagginSeahawk if this went to OT they would show it on espn2
That and Goff is white too so he cant even start a movement! Fuckin bullshit!
Wentzadelphia OIeSagginSeahawk
You have no idea how much I hate the Stealers
I got a new tv and some cans of soup at our last neighborhood sale
http://imgur.com/a/5ADZl
To end up 3rd string as a rookie after being drafted #1 overall pick might be a first. Has that ever even happened before. That is nuts.
ChrisKeal the trollfest has not begun yet, wait for Loyal
They are going to announce a 10 year extension for Jeff Fisher tonight.
*other NFCW teams front offices are high-fiving*
That looked like the Pre-Kam version of Vernon Davis
Too Short™ Yep. When Kam isn’t playing, he does stuff.
hawaiianhonky I hope he gets booooooooooooooooed in his own house
Maybe the 49ers bubble wrap him for the season. That way he can concentrate on his chia head.
At least the graffiti in my hood is creative.
Mason Foster from….The University of Washington…
I’ve learned this week that pp and Josh normal don’t actually follow the #1 receiver, people just like to pretend that they do
The rest of the NFL is absolutely fucked once Bell comes back.
Steelers07
He is a force, but that is some terrible tackling by the Redskins all night really.
Hey Vegas, Fuck You not only for DWill having 20 points already but for Forcing me to root for SF tonight.
Fuck You Very Much Three Ways to Sunday
I only visit this once the season starts. Seems like articles are lacking here. Why is there nothing up for 2 NFCW teams going against each other?
TIGRE1629 I was about to insert a Link…. but then thought better of it
sf9ers4905 GarrisonHearst Makes sense. Get Sando on payroll.
The 49ers are playing the Rams tonight in a game that features two franchises with a combined 9 winning seasons out of 34. There you happy?
–Keal
CharlietheUnicorn I don’t give a fuck about That. Kirk Cousins shit the bed in my Money league
It’s about time those cocky sonsabitches were taken down a peg.
TribalSteez It is Fucked up. Almost every player on my team over achieved. If I had started Mariotta I would have Won!! Fuckin Cousins
This should clear things up around the office
http://imgur.com/DUNtuJm
Vegas still has the Rams Defense so by default I believe he is the winner causes…….you know……..Blaine Gabertt
Ryan Shazier with a right knee injury. Return is questionable.
HONKY, RAE RAE, ZIPPY, BRY_PAZ, SFC, FUCKCHIPKELLY, KRAMER AND TRIBE… ALL IN PLAY TONIGHT IN THE KO POOL.
* stretches and copies “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” to clipboard
CharlietheUnicorn halosramsfan Eating Grass hoping it isn’t hunting season
Lol Honky and SFC picked Rams.
So you know its a lock for the Niners
KZ Rider *looks for more memes of dumpsters on fire
When the National Anthem comes on I am going to hold a treat and make my dog sit.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
https://twitter.com/AaronQ13Fox/status/775512100613476352
We are going to find out that Baalke and his fucked up medical staff mis-diagnosed a rotator cuff tear or labrum tear with Armstead
for fucks sake, we have people streaming like Tigre from costa rica,
chill with the giffs
TribalSteez Time to login to your moderator account and wield the hammer
Tribe – you’re my hero, motherfucking warrior! I’m going to stand for the Anthem just for you buddy
Tigre, you must update your thingy! I picked the Rams this week
hawaiianhonky I hope you die, you can come back to life after the game
It’s official. I’m 3-0 in fantasy on the week. Deangelo Williams put me over the top in the FAP league.
There is no upside for a Hawks fan here – if either team wins it will make the Hawks win look just that much worse. Hawks are sitting on the sidelines tonight wondering if they are the 3rd or 4th best team in the division
Chuck – Speaking of tie games….. I always felt if you can’t finish the game and win , then they both deserve an “L”
What a crappy shitty looking piece of gay shit stadium
Keal, if you had Roth, Williams and A Brown.. you win most FF leagues this week
Steve Young took a class in turd polishing from Brock Huard
I don’t expect much from either of these teams, or either of these announcers
Steve Young just laughing when theyre talking up LA lmao
The Hawks would have lost the game if not for that brutal drop by Miami. OL needs Ifedi and more.
But the defense looks spectacular as a unit. Lane is playing tough at the line of scrimmage and he’s at the top of his game. Chancellor looks like he’s back. Thomas won’t have too many more of those games; dude was off. Jarron Reed already looks like an upgrade over the Mebane of 2014-2015.. Avril, Bennett, Clark, Reed + Wagner, Wright makes for a pretty nasty front 7
You know who’s disrespecting the flag right now? The cameramen
When is this topic going to end. Who fucking cares (apparently everyone)
Only one who disrespected the anthem here was the violinist with her wack rendition.
AZKardinal – He prefers running from tigers in the jungle.
Find the two guys with their fists up, and just get in their face for the whole song
Jesus, he looks like he is wearing a bomb vest
THIS IS FOOTBALL!!!
Who the fuck turns to football players for “social justice”?!?!?
Why does Kaep kneel? He might as well sit down on the bench where he will be the rest of the game.
God do we still havge to talk about this shit….who gives a fuck!
God damn liberals we gotta talk about our fuckin feelings at a football games!
You can tell many of these black players want to kneel but don’t have the balls.
Between Ifedi and Wilson it might actually help to have an earlier BYE this year
My buddy is at the game – I texted him to throw something at Kaep
I will continue to sit in protest of competent quarterbacking.
–Kaep X
The Dc coordinator for the 49ers is a guy run out of Cleveland for poor rush defense…. what what
Fucking Big Ben…..I need Gurley to have a pretty damn good game!!!
Was that violinist wearing acid-washed jorts over yoga pants? That’s new.
Now that we’re done with Kap’s protest American can go back to its favorite passtime.
Watching blacks beat each other up for a lot of money.
“The Boston tea party was unAmerican!”
Thats how you bitches sound right now
This is one form of black on black violence that Republicans don’t want to scapegoat.
I’m trying to pop my ears to hear the announcers……Audio is kinda messed up.
Berman doing the play by play??
WTF?
Did ESPN decide these two shitty teams would get the worst sportscaster they could scrounge up???
Adu was right, This crowd noise is intense and Vince MacDonald didn’t do anything wrong
https://twitter.com/LateRoundQB
https://twitter.com/LateRoundQB/status/775343991407673345
How many offensive touchdowns will your team score tonight, Jeff?
Loyal, I got something for you to study.
No fakes tonight. That will be saved for next week.
When you can here the QB’s hands clapping……………..You know the home town fans sucks
KZ Rider – Makes perfect sense…..(See Super Bowl XXXVI)
OIeSagginSeahawk still trying to get to the game, traffic
Start handing the fucking ball to Gurley!!!!!
Lets not forget, Berman is basically fired right now. And it’s 1030 in the east. This could be the most “who gives a Fuck” televised game in history
I have Hyde, so you can thank me for him completely sucking…
“Adu will start posting if SF takes the lead”
But it’ll be about RW
Fuck the fuck me Tiller is fucking starting because AD is a fucking fag
Gabbert is a top player that plays he position…………..Steve Young………….
I’m waiting for someone to talk about the “high motor” Gabbert has. Racist motherfuckers…
So Austin has a drop and then takes a fair catch at his own six yard line.
Forty two million dollars, folks.
CharlietheUnicorn Colin X He’ll be checking down all night long.
They should mock the Seahawks offense while they are at it.
Blaine Gabbert is the first QB I’ve seen how actually settled for a check down on 3rd and 2.
I think we should all hold of on the Gabbert hate for a bit. He is finally getting full support like a No. 9 overall selection or whatever the fuck he was. Now we need to evaluate him differently in a year.
If I am Jedi, I pay every team a million bucks to never sign Anthony Davis then I cut his ass
Who wants to make a bet on a halftime over of 10.5points? Yeah i thought so
leatherneckram He’s saving the good plays for after he gets his extension.
lol its not his fault Gabbert throws it to him in traffic
Wow, SOLID guard play right there. I am feeling better about Webb now.
This is a classic example of how teams will have decent D stats later in the year because they played inept offenses
CharlietheUnicorn Colin X I am a man who stands behind his words.
Navalicuous 2.0 Nice target for Rawls to nail ……………..again
That was like the QB version of the Miami WR drop yesterday.
Keep running Gabbert, warm up Kaep in the bullpen
Don’t forget, Beast Mode and Bear Grylls at 10. You’ll be sick of this game by then
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory What network? I’m in. That sounds hilarious.
Loyal,.. I don;t think you have to worry about being “Keal”, even for a night. It’s above your pay grade. Just stick to pretending to go to college and defending your #1 overall pick 3rd string QB.
You let Aaron Donald rest a play, and the middle is wide open.
No one is mentioning it BUT…..Gabbert got amazing pass protection this drive.
Getting excited about this game is like Eagles fans getting horny about beating the Browns.
Fuck off Keal. I have been stressing all day on three different papers due in 2 hrs….I am fucking wasted right now
Gabbert will be fine – he started just like Favre used to start, a little excited. He calms down a little and watch out
Just wait til Chip unleashes the Double Dong package with Kaep + Gaeb.
God damn get Fisher signed…suck his dick whatever you have to do just get him signed before some other team snatches him up!
– Rams FO
This game might finally topple LoyalRam from his high horse.
Benny Cunningham?? Fucking Mrs. Cunningham would do better…
Andrew Tiller made Anthony Davis think about retirement
MHB™ loaded sadly happens every year he thinks his rams are contenders
If only the Rams had a #1 pick QB dressed to save them from this mess
I hope Bear Grylls asks Lynch to drink his pee and get punched in the face.
This is for the MISSING AZKARD for the Cardinals GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2Nd time tonight he held point of attack and then made the tackle
Kramer916 Still has a little preseason magic dust left. It’ll fade quick
Found the show…it’s over in 10 minutes here in Alabama
Berman and Steve Young calling the Niners / Rams game. The NFL has successfully found the worst combo ever.
Steve Young is awesome. You are all just jealous of his greatness.
ChrisKeal That was Dilfer and Berman last year on MNF opening week.
Last year at some point:
Loyal, I will bet you the Rams will never move from St Louis ~MB3
Ok MB3….Lets bet that you will stay a fan no matter what if the Rams DO MOVE TO LA, Bet? ~Me
Sure…MB3
“Well fuck this game is gonna be shit. Put Berman and Young on it.” – ESPN
Y’all it really doesn’t even matter. The steelers are going to shit on everyone this season.
The tables have turned, bitch. I’m on top now.
–Dilfer to Young
Steve Young has his head so far up 9ers fans asses , you can barely see his toes
You were unsure of beating the skins as of yester2 lol
“That negro just ran like the wind!… BAR WENCH!.. another chardonnay chop chop!” – Santa Clara fans
both barely beat teams that will end the season with a losing record.
Man, the Rams better get their shit together, or I’ll be fucking unrecognizable for a week…
I didn’t believe it when deangelo scored that last touchdown.
Good game man
Oh I just remembered, I got to work the late shift guys…see you later!
h in the Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas I am looking for a rematc Playoffs
One good thing if the sorry ass Niners, win the Goff era will begin sooner and shut all you fuckers up, awed by his greatness….
I would say they played better teams, at least in the benhaks case. And the Ravens totally shutting down the bills is just as impressive
That’s not to say the Ravens and bengals won’t be legit. It’s week 1. They just didn’t look good.
Come on, no one’s wife can be getting leprosy yet, it’s only week one for fuck’s sake.
Yes, it’s always about us…we know who the kings of this place are.
sf9ers4905 talk to me 4905…..You guys better slow the fuck down!
Goff sitting behind Keenum is no different than Rodgers sitting behind Favre.
–Loyal
I am here during the dark time of the game you fuckers..Don’t leave when the Rams are 20 points!
OK this is the 4th time in this game so far that Young has talked about what a great athlete is…. Gabbert promptly throws a terrible pass right after.
Equals imo. I just dont think they’ll “shit on everyone”
well I am either going to go fuck the wife or .rub one out. Either way I am gone. Peace out
After this national disaster of a game, the date 9-12 will forever be etched into everyone’s memory.
I can’t believe what a cunt Steve Young is…someone kick him in the balls!
DGdub – Young needs to be thrown into a trunk of a car and driven into a river.
Not supposed to talk over the ref when he announces stuff you fucking dipshit Steve. Steve doesn’t care.
where is the screen pass or the end around with austin
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ I wonder who is changing Youngs diaper during commercials
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas I thought they would lose 30-9
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas 2 catches for 6 yards shut up
I think we can say without a doubt niners best team in division
Just when I think Gabbert is decent , He convinces me he isn’t.
Lol….this is like watching two armless men slap fighting
Loyal comes back for 2 fuckin days and its already to disappear again
Now there was a classic Jeff Fisher 7-9 offensive drive right there.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! @ Rams
Those 27 term papers aren’t going to write themselves… – Loyal
cknuckles60191 he didn’t realize he is goign 6-10 this year
At least we have an easy mark in our bitches from Seattle next week…
That Jeff Fisher really has his team prepared coming out of training camp.
The 9ers beat the Vikings 20-3 last year. Its obvious you don’t want to play them week 1
and the Suck for Browning campaign has begun for the Rams
Look on the bright side Rams fans, you don;t have a 1st round pick to fuck up next year.
You know what’s the really sad part in all of this? Jared Goff couldn’t beat this bum out in training camp.
leatherneckram – Well he is due for an 8-8 season sometime in the near future.
leatherneckram You can drop him after the move to Mexico City.
Good concentration by Bowman…he got pile driven by saffold too.
Does anyone actually believe Celek belongs in the NFL? Ridiculous
Browns would beat both of these teams by 30, without RG
Hawks fans talking shit when they get their TD with 40 seconds left…..
Hillary could pile up yards on these guys. Even from her wheelchair.
We have to KIL GABBERT..AND THEN KAEP..figuratively, of course.
Rams don’t miss all those defenders they lost, at all
If the Rams were smart they would trade Goff to the Vikings. They already have their other worthless QBs. Maybe they could get a 5th for him
At least one NFCW team showed up to play in week 1
Damn, me and MB3 are about to get Malt Liquor and go kick Vegas’ ass…..
Wait a second. The 49ers have more points than the Seahawks already.
MHB™ loaded but the seahawks were playing the spooky dolphins
MFA – Nevermind that…..What happened to your Cardinals???
If the Rams get blown out I could see them firing Fisher tonight. Why not… fuck it.
It’s because you touched yourself when you were a young man.
MFA – Carson Palmer…..0-5 lifetime against the Patriots by the way.
We look amazing. Oh well. What’s the worst that could happen? We lose out, but then we get the #1 draft pi……oh yea.
– Loyal
The NFC West teams look almost as bad as the NFC East teams… Almost being the key word here.
I love the Rams defensive coaching. Fisher is gonna get himself fired because he doesn’t hire veteran offensive coaches outside of the O line coach.
9ers are looking pretty good so far…….overall ……sorta speak
Gurley will be retired by the time kroenke builds his gay ass stadium
OIeSagginSeahawk Yeah I got them going 14-2 at this rate
Blaine Gabbert is the best scrambling QB in the NFCW now that Wilson is hurt.
I felt like both of our lines were legit coming into this season.
So far so good…but there’s still plenty of game left.
Goff comparing his perfectly manicured hands to Keenum…
“Hi I’m rational humble comment Tribe,.. and I have DirecTV.”
Hey cheer up guys, we get to see Wentz next week on national t.v.
– Loyal
49ers looking like no one has any tape on them so far. They’ll go as far as Hyde’s health takes them.
At least seattle has a good defense to go with their shitty offense
Belichek runs a different gameplan every week. Fisher only changed his kick returns in 20 years. Thats the difference
Well, now Donald’s number has been mentioned!
and then Rams remind us of the mental midgets they are…
49ers are impressing me a little bit…Rams better wake the fuck up
Austin sucks
Welp, we know who’s going to be number 32 in this week’s NFL power rankings….
Funny thing is this same Rams team will obliterate the Hawks next week
Kerley, how did this guy stay on the scrap heap so long?
Of course. That is why they are playing poorly. They’re looking ahead.
Look at the bright side. At least Goff hasn’t thrown an interception yet…
LOL this is the verbiage on MFA’s site’s footer……
“NFCWFOOTBALLTROLLS.COM IS OWNED BY MFA”
haha…NOW WE GOT YOU FUCKERS WHERE WE WANT YOU..Overconfidence, bitches!
These fumbles are going to cost us. The butterfingers are strong on thos team.
I am here to make this one comment:
The rams fucking blow.
k1 I told you Rob Boras fucking blows.
Loyal you are a dumb homo and the rams still suck and they ruined goff like I predicted.
You are all gay except nav and tribe. Bye
ChrisKeal I went to that site 3 times and all I saw was the same guy talking to himself hours on end.
Jared Goff live on periscope during the game..
couldn’t be better yoshi…except we are losing to the worst team in the NFL…Looks like we need go on a 12 game winning streak…
Happy we got a turnover. Sad I have to watch this offense again
– Loyal
Keal don’t forget to read the 3 new articles. No new articles on here
Never seen the 49ers blitz like this. Man they’ll get smoked playing good QBs if they do this all year.
Holy shit.. How bad could Goff possibly be?!?!?! You chose THIS over him?!?!?!
Niners blitzed all the time last season…what were you watching?
Goff is being saved until needed..Looks like he is needed vs an easy team like the Hawks….
Our offense is still shitty at the skill positions. But at least our line is legit.
I still have some Whiskey, but I have a feeling that my profs won’t like liquor emanating so feet around me…..
Hands Hali a shot of double malt scotch…
Kerley will be a decent slot WR for the 49ers this year. Already has separated himself from just all the rest of them.
Alright…we’ll fuck you Rams…..gonna get me bumped from the eliminator in week 1 AND Gurley ain’t gonna do nothing to get me my fantasy win
GN Yall…late here and I damn sure ain’t staying up for this
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Rams fans when you ask them why they drafted Goff. http://i.imgur.com/PFXP5fK.gif
HRC may not be dead already, but she’s certainly not making any election.
“Hi, I’m rage-filled Loyal who just shot up the school after a Rams loss,.. and I have cable.”
CharlietheUnicorn ..* looks at BKOB…………sup with that ?
Keal, why ya being so mean? I always liked Bernie like a crazy uncle….
Ram fans at next week’s game may get the special thrill of seeing their team score their first points of the season.
Who is the Rams OC ?………… That dude has an expired shelf life
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Have to listen to a week of Niners fans thinking they are good…
“That’s no ballboy, that’s the franchise QB.”
had to deal with the whole offseason of Rams fans thinking they are legit and finally have a Franchise QB
Wentzadelphia WIP is waiting for your call with Chip Kelly hot takes.
They should play Mannion for the rest of the game. Fuck it. Dude has a cannon.
It’s ugly at the Rams site I go to……..Firing Fisher at halftime is common theme…..
Looks like Rams could use all those draft picks they gave up for the ballboy
MFA You copy/paste articles that I have already read. I used to do that too. They were never for “reading”. Just a place to put a livefyre forum. Jesus.
If only the Rams had a #1 overall pick-type QB. Like Bradford
So how has Case Keenum practicing play calls with his wife worked out so far?
KZ Rider His wife is starting the second half.
Al we can hope for is that Goff rips up the NFL when he gets in….otherwise, looks like that High #2 Pick will be our best next year….
49ers TD drive to open 2nd half and put this thing away
I rarely come over here but I have to ask, what fucking mind games is Jeff playing with Goff?
This week he’s the #3, next week magically he’s the #2.
GarrisonHearst – Very insightful with his carefully chosen words.
Navalicuous 2.0 fuck off..You wouldn’t talk to me eralier you asshole
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze He needs to be babied with his baby hands
GOD DAMN THE NINERS FRONT 7S LOOK TOO FUCKING LEGIT !!!!
Antonio Brown became the best gay WR in the history of the NFL tonight when he twerked.
loyal ” Hey, Rae, not that I am giving up, but whats the name?”
—————————-
I miss St Louis
Shut these bitches out. Don’t wanna hear a word from ram fans again
OIeSagginSeahawk STL Blues or http://i.imgur.com/eZmUPkZ.png
FuckChipKelly He’s not gay. He’s only into pegging. That technically is not gay.
I’m sure you were busy, preparing all these soft trolls
KZ Rider GarrisonHearst He isn’t in the pysch ward?
MFA I WILL DIG UP YOUR MOTHER AND SKULL FUCK HER!!!
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory Yes, the survivors are all present. Very nostalgic
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory negative but if u cant beat the rams then….
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory God forbid we like to see our team play well. You guys gushed over a 2 point win against fins at home
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory lol. Gushed might be an understatement
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS How convenient. She is buried in Parker, AZ.
ChrisKeal BMT will Bruce Miller OSS oh really now
Antonio Brown looks like a fucking Lego piece with that stupid haircut.
Gabbert is approaching double digit wins for his career.
Hawks we’re most heavily favored home team in week 1. What a let down
Just wait till chip trades Hyde for Kiko.
Gabbert looks like the Franchise QB of the future…Fucking Favre reincarnated
I want to hear what Fisher has to say. This should be good!
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ How’s that first week of fantasy work out for you?
Hyde is the best RB in this division. Gurley ain’t doing shit
HOLY FUCK I JUST REALIZED OUT BEST PASS RUSHER ISNT EVEN ON THE FIELD!!!
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Wentzadelphia I hate to say I told you so.
Wentzadelphia Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Not worried though, Freeman was a let down but team is still boss
OIeSagginSeahawk BMT will Bruce Miller OSS LYNCH
Wentzadelphia Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Long season. I can get 2-1 until Bell returns then its on
ALRIGHT NOW WE NEED TO SEE CHIPS SECOND HALF ADJUSTMENTS.. IF THIS GOES GOOD ILL BE EXTREMELY HAPPY
Wentzadelphia Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Made a bad gamble with Crabtree over Fitz 🙁
Wentzadelphia Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Doesnt sound like it
Yeah it is. Kind of funny how you acted like game one was a 100% win. LMAO
Wentzadelphia Its called smack talk, first season in fantasy?
YO GABBA GABBERT ABOUT TO PUT SOME MORE POINTS ON THE BOARD TO START THE HALF
I think we should give Mannion a go in the 2nd half, eh k1?
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Wentzadelphia I knew Coleman was going to take a lot of Freemans touches.
Put in Kaep in the 2nd half. Cant hurt our starting QB against the rams
k1joyce #rollhawks He ran into a 55 year old in the parking lot, and never made the locker room.
I won’t be satisfied until the score is 35-0. Send the league a message
1 is just crying right now…. don’t mind a fool when he is depressed
It appears to me that the key to the Rams issues is that they dont sign enough wife beaters to their squad.
TribalSteez He is too vital to be wasted for football games. He is an advocate!
Wentzadelphia Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ They were just bad in general
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Yeah Yeah Yeah. Just be happy you didn’t take my bet.
Music City Miracle was 16 years ago and somehow Fisher still has a job.
What happened during the anthem is more exciting than 1st half highlights..
-ESPN
GarrisonHearst Still comes up with enough special teams plays to save his job.
MFA You’re an idiot and no one cares what you say
MFA – You also said how badly the Cardinals were going to crush the Patriots…..
BE BACK AFTER THE GAME
LOYAL I LOVE YOU BETTER BE HERE FOR YOUR AVATAR AFTER THE GAME
BKOB – Sweet, Sweet Victory thanks man, it was close for awhile
KZ Rider And Mannion, which I think was a 70s detective show.
White Trash Lizard #DHC Robert Quinn, Trumaine Johnson
White Trash Lizard #DHC William Hayes is good, Ogletree owns Palmer, we got some good guys on D
The Rams are without a first round pick next year
Munkster Funny thats what I thought watching your abortion of an offense
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper You let a white man fuck your ass
Looks like when The Rams come back, yoshii will be a Rams fan again
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper I’d give up 700 first round picks before I let that happen
k1joyce #rollhawks Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper WOAH. Breaking out the big guns.
Yeah, but they won’t have to pay any draft picks for a few years
ChrisKeal k1joyce #rollhawks Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper I wish I had never heard that story
Before I sign off for the 2nd half…, just want to say: This is some 7-9 bullshit.
K1, ogletree is my favorite ram. I’d love to trade stanton for him.
k1joyce #rollhawks ChrisKeal Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper I never have. Sounds kinky AF though.
Gabbert is 14-20 for 70 yards…
Averaging 3.5 yards a pass attempt..
GarrisonHearst – Dilfer needs to be chopped up and left in the woods somewhere.
GarrisonHearst I liked him alot as a player, Decent commentator but not a good guy to have in the booth.
“Don’t worry guys, save it for the Seahawks”
-Fisher
The Rams offense has caused more eye problems than BKOBS article. Eyes bleed
Do they call that shit offense…or did I skip a d skip a drive…?
k1joyce #rollhawks GarrisonHearst Same him and Rice are damn near children intelligently
OK I switched to Bear Grylls with Lynch. Already more entertained.
49ers should just punt on 1st down and let their defense win the game.
3rd and 10…
I’m gonna throw it to the guy covered running a 2 yard route in the flat..
-Keenum
49ers should just punt on 2nd down and let their defense win the game.
Bear Grylls is examining wild hog poop and explaining that Lynch is probably going to be killed by one of them.
Ok now some miracle needs to happen on offense and the Rams can get back in this game
“We finna go run up on a hog real quick. Bear finna made me a spear real quick.” – Lynch
Gotta make that catch, if you want to be worthy of that contract.
This is when all the Rams realize Fisher’s whole game plan is to play punt-back with a lead, with no back-up plan for when down.
Keal is fully embracing the trolling tonight, good work
Has anyone figured out how much money Kaepernick gets to sit during the national anthem for each game?
8 punts, still 9:09 to go in the third….could the Rams punt more than Seattle scored?
Colin X I just want Steve Young to tell me about Gabbert’s athleticism some more.
Didn’t the Rams have a 3-1 preseason record?
Colin X back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back
There’s no point to throwing the ball anymore.. Both teams need to keep the clock running and end this shit show quickly
Whoever scheduled the Redskins, Rams and 49ers as 3 of the 4 teams for the 1st Monday night of the season should be fired.
YO Loyal, Leatherneck, K1, Halo……wtfs’ up with the Rams ?
OIeSagginSeahawk 49ers defense is playing out of its mind
Flat Plane Science Ice Cream is merely a human construct devised to keep you in the dark and pacified.
Wentzadelphia Well, it’s not like anyone on the East Coast was masochistic enough to stay up for this shit, right?
ChrisKeal Flat Plane Science
It’s chocolate and it’s a great breakfast.
Case, that surface isnt going to tell you you dont have the arm to stick the out route
The mighty Dolphins will steamroll both of these teams
Now that the Rams have made it a priority to stop Hyde our offense isn’t doing shit.
Winning the 3rd so far. Rams 9 yards on offense, 49ers -7
Missed most of the games tonight….Amy good stories?
Looks like they are letting the Rams backmin the game…49ers gonna fuck up….
II have never called for benching a QB with a two score lead before…but here we are.
KZ Rider Just more reason that he will be out come week 4/5
Watching Gabbert play QB is like watching Jed Lowrey play SS. Someone shoot me.
Gabbert is not going to cut it with Kelly. It’s a matter of time that Kap is starting
Gotta find a way to get the ball down the field, I mean for fucks sake at least PRETEND you want to try to throw it more than 5 yards
I can’t wait for another flurry of the same 4 Rams jokes
Gabbert blew that 2nd down okay. The keep in the read option was open. Yet gabbert gave to hyde. Frickin joke
On the bright side its not like they need to travel cross country against NFC Champs in early game coming off a devastating loss……….
Gurley goes for 11…. “Almost a 10 yard run” – Berman
If Gabbert decided to grow cornrows, and I’m not saying he will, I imagine they’d be slightly better than Kaep’s. Not great cornrows, mind you, or even good. Just better enough to notice.
Who put this mess in prime time…I feel like I got cheated out of 3 hours of my life…
Are you fucking kidding me? This is a fucking shit show.
The sad thing is. THE Rams OC didn’t change the game plan at the half…………………
Cant block them without holding… still better than Hawks Oline
Playing Joan Jett “Do you wanna touch me there” in the stadium. THat’s weird.
Colin X Yeah, they’re leaking oil in 6th gear, 4th gear
* Shoots TV-Halo. FUCK YOU I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO-HALO.
Ok THIS is the drive where we score again – Me every drive from here on out
That screen was innovative football back in the 1920s.
ALl the Rams have to do now is extend Fisher for another 100 years.
You can always become a chiefs fan Loyal….
Our oiffense isn’t even trying now.
They are just looking to waste clock without gaining first downs.
There is no way anyone can tell me Gabbert is the best QB here. Even Ponder can do better than this.
Rams adjusted to our run game and we have no answer for it.
If the Rams don’t score here…it’s over…
Trent Baalke is a moron if thinks Gabbert is a starting QB on a winning team.
This game scares me. Seattle defense will go to LA overconfident
Case Keenum is the best QB with the initials C.K. in the stadium
lol. If that bum gets an INT it is truly not your night
CharlietheUnicorn Third quarter not even over yet….
Well, if this performance doesn’t bring out the call for theJared Goff era, nothing else will…
Gabbert hasn’t ran once in the 2ns half, thats all he is good for.
Is there a real quarterback anywhere near this stadium tonight?
Maybe if we dumped Fisher and made Mr Bounty Gate dude our HC?
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper Row 145 Section CC…. your up son!
It’s hilarious how much some people hate Fisher. Sure the guy is annoying me right now, but there are people out there who dedicate their lives to trolling the guy. Seriously, who fucking cares.
Gabbert is benched after the Seattle game. He won’t go any further
So my parents are in town staying with me and im contemplating sneaking outside to get stoned like I am 17 again
They make the same 2 jokes over and over about him, boring
CharlietheUnicorn He wants to coach again. Would be a great hire.
OIeSagginSeahawk Explode for a TD all over their faces
I bet Jeff Fisher’s cock tastes just like candy to you at this point K1….
CharlietheUnicorn TCU KID, was on Jets for a whike
Its a good thingk the Rams simplified their preseason offense
This game is making me feel political.
After 30 tries Baalke may have found a competent WR
Get this mess off my TV…..put on something decent like a chick flick
….and it should be dawning on the citizens of the city of angels what it means to be a Rams fan!
We need a confidence booster..Good thing the Hawks are coming to town.
Quinton Patton is a careless player. His attitude offends me. He fumbles the ball and then acts like he won the SB.
Let me guess, I suppose now the troll will be that Gabbert threw for just as many TD’s as RW, with less INT’s, and a higher QB rating, huh? You guys disgust me, you’re so obvious.
was that McDonalds first TD catch ?………I mean like ………..Ever ?
So who are the Rams taking next year in the draft?
Niners opening on Monday night is predictive of a great season ahead.. Just look at least year..
I gotta admit. Gabbert is making me bi polar about him in this game
Gabbert kinda reminds me of a rich man’s Teddy Bridgewater. Keenum like a poor man’s Jamarcus Russell
Is Kaepernick still available for trade?
sf9ers4905 Not with the Hawks illegal pick play on the game winning TD. Another massive ref blunder in their favor.
Need atleast a handful of sacks here if they slinging it
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue I think it’s fair to assume so
Oh ffs as long as Berman has been doing this its amazing how little he knows about the sport
Wow, the Rams are an embarassment . I think they would lose against the CFL champion.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ CharlietheUnicorn drunkenness / public nakidness (or the equivalent)
Rams are exhibit #1 for why Inside the NFL is a bullshit show.
I guess my thing with Fisher is while he does pull off some impressive wins. The Rams get blown out in games they are expected to win WAAY to much.
If you are a good coach, your team should be in the game most games.
Tavon’s route running needs work. His running to the bank does not
halosramsfan My biggest problem is his stubbornness on offense. He is fine with having an aggressive defense, but not offense.
I mean, it just doesn’t get any better than the hook up from Gabbert to Patton…
Rams defense looks stout. I expected more than 5 catches 60 yards from young Patton
Greg Williams , keeping it close
Chip trying to run the score up. Good luck against the rest of the league
Over/under 2.5 Kuechly pick-sixes next week
The best thing about this? Seattle hasn’t beaten this team in over a year
WTF k1joyce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k1joyce #rollhawks Im pretty sure he has all of SKA blocked
k1joyce #rollhawks LoyalLARam nothing, just admiring wonderous 49er play
Speaking of one sided games, the Mariner are up 8-1 in the top of the 9th.
Wife sick and quaranteened
See 9ers dominate
no grandkids tomorrow
* drives drunk to buy lottery ticket
Never thought I’d live to see the day where Gabbert could be accused of stat-padding.
Well this should get Hyde in the endzone 1 more tiem and seal my FF victory
FUCK YOU REFS…FUCK YOU IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ASS..STEVE YOUNG YOU CUNT AVOIDING< DICK SUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!
Great. We need Aaron Donald to eat Russell Wilson next week. Stupid asshole
Donald has 0 history of ever acting up. He gets a mulligan from me on this.
Fishers wife better check herself into witness protection ASAP
so 2 teams in the division played like shit and lost, and 2 teams played like shit and won.
49ers had to expect some backlash for trying to run the score up. Chip clearly is giving a big FU to his critics right now.
Sure, they can escort an angry Aaron Donald away but they shoot Harambe.
k1joyce #rollhawks This drive has been like 6 minutes
You got what you deserve la. Enjoy your kroenke shitshow
Good Game 9ers fans. Chip has done a hell of a job this offseason
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ k1joyce #rollhawks I underestimated Kelly’s anger about being fired. Came out on all cylinders
halosramsfan Lets not go crazy here but, good start
Excited about the lines on both sides of the ball
CharlietheUnicorn AND advances some others.
Typical. I don’t see any credit for the Niners. It’s obviously the other team sucks
I asked the question this week. What does it mean if sf blows them out? Well it’s happening.
LOL the Rams allowed a offense led by Blaine Gabbert to score 28 points on them.
Rest Wilson and play Boykins!!!! Rams D is historically bad
I think Danny O’Neil might be blocking me in a second
Big Ben is the 1st QB to complete 500 passes to 3 different receivers. HOF no doubt
Fishers halftime adjustment against the Niners: Beat the Seahawks
This will be Gabberts first victory kneeldown since he proposed to his prom date
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Ready for a pick here. Jeff has too much pride and will kick a fg
I don’t get how the Niner oline handles rams so well but our guys literally let them through without any resistance. Time to think about firing cable. He is the Jeff Fisher of the Seahawks.
SeattleSlew206 To be fair, our Oline are NFL players not CFL 2.0 players
Trent Brown’s nickname is Big Soup Bone.
Remember it – he’s going to be a Pro-Bowler if he stays healthy.
k1joyce #rollhawks TheAviator4102 Everyone left after the Rams 31 yd 1st half
SeattleSlew206 ID’ guess, our O lne sucks…. just a guess
I got the Rams v Niner pick wrong..I always do that
~Charlie
Riots break out in San Clara. Crowds drinking wine in the streets screaming super bowl or bust. Sports at 11
You can swear at Danny O’Neil and he will not block you on Twitter. Good fact to know
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ CharlietheUnicorn Did you see the Rams ? Bad in all phases of the game
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 We’ve been through enough of this MB3 over the years, you know how it is
Sooo, put all 11 defenders within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage… Stop Gurley… Game over..
-Seahawks taking notes
DallasCowboysSux Dumb, Rams are an organization not a city.
This could be the biggest point differential of the year in the NFL
dTheAviator4102 Wait until the Patriots and Steelers get cooking and play the Browns
SeattleSlew206 DallasCowboysSux Shit like this offends weaklings and retards
NFL on ESPN
@ESPNNFL
The Los Angeles Rams have still not scored a point since Dec. 24, 1994.
Kaep will not kneel to end the game, he will stand in protest.
Mariner win, 8-1. 49ers look like they might win. Be safe gents.
Hawk fans are sweating bullets right now that they dont take their annual Ram ass whooping next week lol
LOL this is soo bad I am beginning to feel sorry for the Rams.
Rams look like a JV team. Seriously, blow up the seahawks if we lose to this hot mess
49ers with the only shutout of the week. Cant predict dat shit
I like how everyone is gonna say the Rams need to win to have people come to games etc, but yet USC gets blown off the field and no one says teh same thing.
Black Hammer, White Lightning aka MB3 Rams played there for 50 years, won big and lost big. I’m sure everything will work out in the end
The Rams need to just fuck it and start Goff. It worked well for Alex Smith.
“There will be better days.”
Yeah, they’ll score at some point, I’m sure.
They should take hard knocks into week 1 so fisher could say this was 7-9 bullshit
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue Just think of how awful Seattle was for so long
Whoops, I guess the Rams decided to quit after all to avoid being whipped like the dogs they are.
Gay 49ers fan running free lol
https://twitter.com/LindseyThiry/status/775557658623434752
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue I’m sure when the team moved to LA in 96 for afew weeks things looked bad. But hey, things got better!
28-0..congrats Niner fans…Now I will gargle with draino real quick
LoyalLARam Whole offensive system needs to be scrapped. Young was on point with all the horizontal crap.
DODGERS WILL WIN IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K1, loyal, halos and co, beat the snot out of Seattle next week
Adusoron If Spruce and Cooper play, there might be a chance
Rams will come out pissed. And Seattle doesn’t have an interior pass pro for an angry Donald….
so i get to give loyal an avatar for the week.. post your best ones so he can post in shame!!
Austin finished with four receptions for 13 yards on 11 targets
I don’t get how Fisher can be on board with having an ultra aggressive DC, but be so averse to anything resembling a strong passing attack.
I love how the hawk fans said gurley would destroy us. Not so much
Adusoron nobody predicted that Keenum would be that dreadful though.
Just finished the Game – Congrats 9ers!
Hope Fisher gets that Extention
~BK
I must be the only guy who thought the Rams are trash and isn’t surprised that they sucked.
185 yards by Rams
More than I expected
I think they will be a tough challege for Hawks
Colin X The Niners made the Vikings look like trash a year ago and they ended up sucking.
They’re an undisciplined team, with an undisciplined coach.
oh hell no one of my team 113.01-113.02 will be pissed loss because of a .01
thats how you play against an inferior teams hawk fans ..
Rams fans (all 2 of you), if you want your team to win then you need to demand Fisher to be fired.
The question I have is which NFCW team is going to win the division at 7-9?
This one is just as good BMT. Look at the guys shirt lol
https://twitter.com/LindseyThiry/status/775557658623434752
And still knock the Packers out of the playoffs?
Adu you do realize Gurley destroyed you guys in STL last year? Congrats on the win
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue depends on health. i fthey aren’t starting their #6 and #7 WR, no.
Loyal, what are your realistic thoughts about us? I like where our team is headed
OK, new question. If we win in Carolina, how much does the national conversation about SF change?
Billy Beane is Dead to Me the sad thing is i’ll be rooting for the Niners against the Panthers.
Ballon Knot I think we’ll be in the playoff convo if it happens
You’re my brother. I’m not going to troll you as muchU0001f609
Ninersnation asking about you. Seems like you made an enemy to many
7.5mil/Year for Fisher
40mil extension for Tavon Auston
ROY RB
The “Best front 7” in the NFL
Top 10 Drafted OT
Best DT in the NFL and Best player in the NFL according to PFF
What the result? 0-28 SHUTOUT AND BLOW OUT LOSS MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!
Property of Rae #28-0 Turn Rae Yeah Gabbert did bad. If we had just about anybody else we’d be legit
Have you seen our defense? They are so fucking fast. Niggas were swarming
We can all agree that I will be around until the Niners lose..then I up and gone!
~Adusoron
My nigga Patton showed. Shout out to Tribe for believing in him
Gurley’s highlight was one 11yd run on a 1st and 10. That was it.
SHUTDOWN MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
Kurley had a nice game.. his and gabberts timing was off.. once that gets on point damn
MVP of the day is our OL. Shut down quinn and Donald and made some open holes for our RBs. Also 0 sacks allowed
Expect Them to better next week
They can’t be worse, IMO
~BK
The real MVP of the game tonight was our offensive front line. Rams are a team designed to bully offenses up front in the trenches and they were handled. Fisher didn’t have a response for that defensively.
Property of Rae #28-0 I love how you are more humble towards the Niners. We gave you guys a beating
Tiller and Brown just played like All-Pros tonight by dominating very good linemen.
I’ve said over and over that our ol will be possibly top ten.
Were They correctly pronouncing His name
I thought it sounded more “drones’
~BK
Lol Trent Brown can be an all pro this year. That guy is a BEAST
Turn Rae Did you see him seal the edge on run plays? It was beastly.
Fisher didnt have a game plan for the Niners. He was too busy on crafting trick plays against the Hawks in week two
Turn Rae Colin X I compared him Jonathan Ogden BEFORE this season. That’s who he looked like.
SeattleSlew206 We are going to see the kitchen sink.
Adusoron He’s going to be the next Jon Ogden if he stays healthy.
Gabbert pissed me off with his decisions. Guy should play better esp for the Panthers game
Seattle’s problem against the Rams is that their interior offensive line is garbage and Aaron Donald is going to be pissed off.
The key for Brown is that he didn’t fade in the second half. He was every bit as strong down the stretch as he was starting the game. Shows me his conditioning is legit.
Turn Rae i thought he did fine.. some close calls though
49er fans feeling Good
They should
Been a long, shitty road
~BK
with the division win niners stand on top of the division
feels good to be back on top
Aaron Donald acted like a little biach tonight BTW. His antics were childish. You know Tiller must have owned him so bad to get that pissed off.
Gabbert for real was pissing me off. Throw the ball to the wrs accurately down the field. Good night.
Adusoron I will give him credit for some very nice throws to McDonald in the 4th quarter.
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS The year we last won the Super Bowl, BTW.
Billy Beane is Dead to Me Yeah, a big part of his success is that the Rams sucked major ass.
Billy Beane is Dead to Me Surprisingly, Panthers CBs are hot garbage
you guys are just hating on Gabbert
facts are 0 turnovers and lead two touchdown drives to seal the game with great passes
I feel like Quinton Patton is our Richard Sherman without the being good part. His mouth always flaps during games and players always want to punch him.
Kerley is a smart player BTW. He knows when to get down and not taken an extra hit.
Gabbert is now an impressive 9-27 as a starter. Luckily going 14-2 this year will put a good dent in that.
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Chip Kelly on Blaine Gabbert: He was very efficient, did not turn the ball over, did not put the ball in harms way</p>— Cam Inman (@CamInman) <a href=”https://twitter.com/CamInman/status/775570112128495616″>September 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
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lol bleedingreennation pissed off at the rams. They really dont want to see Chip succeed. Fucking bitches
Gabbert will not last 3 weeks running the read option, btw
EDTGO k1joyce #rollhawks 20 seconds of your life you’re never getting back
Colin X once him and gab get their timing down nigga damn!!
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Colin X He’s what Ellington should have been for us.
pass rush was sick without our best pass rusher
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Rams considered benching Keenum for Mannion https://t.co/vghTBq578v
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS The fact that Keenum is a bitch and folds with pressure helped a lot.
Armstead looked beastly. Hopefully his shoulder doesnt become a problem
Turn Rae That was just a ruse. We didn’t want to show him in preaseason.
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Rams offensive highlights
1) Gurley 11 years run on 1st and 10
2) Tavon Austin kick resturn for like 30yds
3)………..thats it
is there a video of fishers post game speech to his team? lol
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas We’re the best team in the NFCW
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! @ Rams
Turn Rae Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas oh yeah, for sure
Turn Rae Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas until week 3
we look better than the Hawks and Cards lol. They lost to Tannehill and Gorrapolo
kerley should help smith get open a little and patton should be a decent 3rd option or even 4th behind mcdonald
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas But this time our offense and defense looks legit
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas True, and Minnesota was actually a good team last year.
FACT
BLAINE GABBERT HAD MORE RUSHING YARDS THAN TODD GURLEY
Turn Rae Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Our offensive line is the true difference.
Cam isn’t going to shy away from a beating like Keenum did.
Carolina is a whole other ball of wax.
Now the Niners are going to beat Carolina. LOL Remember the high after beating the Vikings last year? That worked out well.
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J-Block shut the fuck up you dont get to enjoy it
All those acl bust picks and mid round busts end up getting good together? 3 years late?
Good point by Gabbert.
“Biggest thing I took away from the game is we were 4-4 in the redzone. We kept fighting, chipping away and we got the W.” -https://twitter.com/BlaineGabbert
Sc0tti I’m not going to talk up gabbert. He’s very shaky. But him aside the rest of the team looks good
I have to think hyde will get better running room if gabbert can start pushing the ball down the field a little more
Adusoron That’s a big fucking IF – he has no arm and we have one deep threat.
Seems like the team actually believes in each other and the coach’s
They were who we thought they were
After watching Hard Knocks, how could anyone think the Rams would be good?
Gabbert has an arm the problem is hes maxing out on his deep throws, so 1 in 4 will be a dud, instead of 1 in 20 like big arm qbs
Our offensive line will be a top 3 line in this league.
Tiller and Brown are major upgrades this season. Substituting Kilgore for Martin takes away a major hole at center.
Bad team they played but I think they will push for the playoffs
we have a shitty two weeks coming up .. seattle and carolina are going to be very tough match ups
Carolina is shit again. Watch.
Adu I tried to make bets for the 49ers winning. I had ever reason to believe they would play well.
I’ve heard the eagles sb nation blog was openly pissed at the rams for losing to chip. Those guys really hate him
man id be pumped with we get get one win in the next two weeks
Adusoron Its like the pissed of ex-girlfriend who badmouths you.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS they are gonig to be tough man. 10 am road game coming off a long week
I don’t Colin and Trent Dilfer are going to be exchanging Christmas Cards this holiday season.
I would love to troll dhc tomorrow. He talked si much crap about our fictional running game and trent Brown being nobody and Quintin patton sucking
Aaron Donald exposed himself as very immature player. He can be rattled.
Yea right. He sold his soul to the devil. Only reason why he always lasts so long
Armstead was beasting early on. He was the reason Brooks got so free.
ChrisKeal His team will play the Hawks like the SB now and his sins will be forgiven. Watch.
2 penalties in the game.. best stat of the night
Good point. Except Aaron Donakd will probably be suspended for his tantrum
Rams WR , OC, and Fisher are not good.
The talent they have on defense too…. Williams has always sucked
niners offensive line bullied a good rams D line
ASU won a game most thought they would lose and I went 3-0 in fantasy. I’d trade it all for a 47 yard field goal.
I think donald probably gets suspended for hitting the ref and the helmet slam
worth it.
ASU RB tied the all-time college football record and set a new Pac 12 record for TDs in a game….. 8
Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas He’ll appeal and play next Sunday.
I needed 27 points from Deangelo to beat Gatr in fantasy…Deangelo got like 29
6 were from the wildcat at the goal line. They knew it was coming after TD #3 and simply could not stop him. It was sad.
Same for me in the FAP league. I won by 1.5 points on Deangelos performance.
Interesting that the only NFC West team to dominate this week was the lowly SF 49ers and their bad head coach
Lol the 49ers looked the best so far and its not even close. I think the Rams win next week vs Hawks tho
He is going to do good work in offense and our DC did well today with the blitz
excited to watch the niners play the panthers.. see if our lines hold up again
They might get shut out again. Their offense wont score on the hawks but their d might destroy rw behind that oline
I think the ol will do fine. It’s gabbert I’m worried about. Ugh
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS will settle for hitting Newton at least
Our line will shut down the Panthers DLine no doubt about that. We just need Gabbert to come up big.
Hello 94063 Piss poor interior line blocking will do that against Aaron Donald.
I don’t think we will shut them down. They will cause some problems. I just think overall they will hold up well compared last year
ChrisKeal Gabbert coming up big is a huge IF. He just needs to channel his inner Alex smith
Adusoron dude we shut down the Rams DL with Quinn and Donald. Panthers only force is Shorts IMO. We can handle them
He’ll probably be suspended for that game,.. but I agree. The Rams have their number… which is really bizarre.
They have Star whatever the fuck his name is also. They are stout.
If Seman can win against the Panthers im sure Gabbert can. Plus Cam is kinda shaky from his concussion. Niners have an opening here
Gurley mentioned how the niners beat the vikings and the vikings made the playoffs
you mad bro???
I think we have a fighting chance now. We have to play better in the passing game and hit Newton a lot
Don’t get too excited. All teams are gonna do is take away the run from you and watch Gabbert suck.
The thing that we should take away from this is that our offensive line is truly legit. Everything else is up in the air because the Rams have nothing else except their dominant defensive front. If you can keep them sackless and run on them with Blaine Gabbert as your QB you’ve done something special.
Yep. I don’t think dhc will be talking about our crappy ol anymore
Kramer916 Pretty special. How many teams went sackless against them last season? I wager not many if any.
ChrisKeal You mean the Rams didn’t try to take the run from us with Blaine Gabbert starting? That would be utterly moronic.
Not the same year. I am happy too, lets just take it game by game
I said all along that Chip Kelly had to be worth at least 2 more wins from last years Tomsuka team. I’ll stand by it. 7-9
ChrisKeal see how we do against carolina and seattle
U gotta win 4 or 5 road games to be above 500 i dont know if we can do that
that vikings game last year doesnt really compare to this at all though
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Its weird because the Vikes were a good team last year and the Rams suck.
Good night. I’ll leave you to have a private Niner fan night crew. Don’t leave jizz all over the walls please.
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS They tricked bridgewater with an array of blitzes. The lines were not that good last year. They’re legit good this year. it’s sustainable there.
Rams players acting like fans believe they are a playoff lock team
That Vikings win was very gimmicky. We ran all of our major plays behind the left side of our line. After every saw the video of that win and adjusted Tomsula had no other plan to make up for Devey and Pears on the right side.
Colin X agreed. also, mangini’s defensive tricks got figured out the very next week.
And Bridgewater being young and inexperienced was tricked by Mangini’s zone blitzes.
Of course, Case Keenum being a bitch helped us just this past game. He rattled every time pressure came his way.
https://twitter.com/MaioccoCSN
Daniel Kilgore on why https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash enjoyed success vs. Rams’ front: “Because I feel like we’re one of the better O-lines.”
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BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Armstea, Buckner, Purcell, Dial, We stacked
bk said armstead was a potential bust last year. also, about that……….
didnt scotti predict the Rams winning 30-9? God he looks stupid right now
“My offensive line did a great job,” Hyde said. “All week we talked about was (No.) 99 (Donald), and I thought they did a great job. They got him out of his game. He got kicked out of the game.”
Turn Rae sc0tti got sucked into the anti-49ers depression on spin cycle. i don’t totally blame him but you have to be able to see when something is looking up too.
As I looked at it, going through, it was really my decision and I told AD, we’d just start Tiller going into this game,” Kelly said. “We knew that was a pretty formidable front. We’ll continue to grow AD. Again, he’s missed a lot of football. And I’ll give him a lot of credit. He handled it like a professional. It was my decision.”
Colin X kelly is taking the heat for ad and his temper tantrum
Colin X behind closed doors
“sack up and play, bitch need a kleenex? damn man.” ~kelly
I wouldn’t mind Davis playing some guard, but Tiller earned his spot.
i’m looking forward to aaron lynch coming back. adding him to armstead, buckner, dial, brooks and harold will really make our pass rush go.
Did anybody else find Ray Ray playing extremely good tonight? The guy was doing his work next to Bow
I like that we kicked Scotti out of our circle jerk.
He was talking mad shit about this team.
More than the Hawks fans.
Sorry I’m bAck. Hilarious tweets if you search Jeff fisher….
https://twitter.com/notsportscenter/status/775553484242448384
Turn Rae didn’t i call it? i said ray ray has been very, very impressive.
Turn Rae He’s been good since preseason. Dude plays like a torpedo.
Austin finished with four receptions for 13 yards on 11 targets!
Patton was probably trolling the fuck out of him.. donald had his ass by the back of the neck lmfao
Cinco Taças Except that our offensive line isn’t a fucking wreck.
Cinco Taças not the same thing. we dominated in the trenches, and against a dl like the rams, that’s no small task.
Adusoron Cinco Taças Minnesota had a very good front seven too.
Colin X Adusoron Cinco Taças last season was a mirage because martin/devey/pears suck. Kilgore/Tiller/Brown are legit.
Colin X Adusoron Cinco Taças also kelly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomsula
Adusoron Colin X Cinco Taças That’s the difference. That we looked like a team that could do more than just running the ball to the left side.
This is our best offensive performance since 2012. Its no way as flukey as the Vikings game
Turn Rae We had a few lucky breaks with the Rams being so undisciplined and unable to capitalize on some shitty Gabbert passes.
I don’t agree on the offensive performance part. remember in 2013 opening week? Kap threw for 400 yards against the packers. There are a handful of other games we could point to that were better offensive performances. The week 1 win against dallas in 2014 is another game that comes to mind.
the play of the front 7 is the difference in this game vs the vikings game.. doing the small things very well and being disciplined
Colin X BMT will Bruce Miller OSS thats the difference in coaching right there.. we looks disciplined out there.. we could cover on special teams.. all around a good performance
i like that it wasnt a flawless performance too.. offense bogged out but then found its groove again and began to really dominate to put the game out of reach
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Gabbert looked like shit in the 3rd quarter. To his credit he picked it up in the 4th.
gabbert’s footwork is a mess sometimes. he gets all jumpy and tries to throw the ball without setting his feet properly at times. the two worm burner passes to torrey smith were a joke.
I dont expect gabbert to play perfect just yet.. hes still suffering from PTSD from his jacksonville days
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS i dunno. he had part of last year, and the whole offseason and was unchallenged by kap for the most part. he needs to be able to set his feet and pull the trigger down the field consistently by now.
the receivers need to help him too.. too many dropped passes
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS i do agree with that. celek had two bad drops, and hyde had one.
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS sad that Kerley is the best with 1 week with the team
Hello 94063 BMT will Bruce Miller OSS honestly i thought patton played pretty well overall.
Adusoron BMT will Bruce Miller OSS he will be fine man.. i think everyone is too critical of him.. id expect him to work out the kinks hes already started to.. preseason he was missing the swing passes and he nailed them tonight
Adusoron BMT will Bruce Miller OSS smith one too
If gab and Kerley had their timing down he would have some more good throws tonight.. they hare aabout half a second off right now
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS Adusoron we will see. i need to see a lot more. a lot more. lucky for him he has a good OL to help him out.
BMT will Bruce Miller OSS i want to see what rod streater can do too.
Kerley excelled because he was on no one’s radar. I am sure defenses will look at the video and recognize he got 11 of Gabby’s attempts his way.
Colin X everyone knows to watch the slot in chips offense
i was surprised gabs did not look at vance mcdonald more. he basically ignored him for 3 quarters.
the chemistry those two have is undeniable though. vance elevated his game with gabbert in there.
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