The Antonio Ramiro Romo Memorial End of 2016 Season Logbook

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LOOK AT THE SCORE BOARD MOTHERFUCKER

REC PF PA PD RIVALS
Dallas 13-3 421 306 +115 2-0 vs Skins, 1-1 vs Philly, 0-2 vs Gmen
New York 11-5 310 284 +26 2-0 vs Cows, 1-1 vs Philly, 1-1 vs Skins
Washington 8-7-1 396 383 +13 2-0 vs Philly, 1-1 vs Gmen, 0-2 vs Cows
Philadelphia 7-9 367 331 +36 1-1 vs Gmen, 1-1 vs Cows, 0-2 vs Skins

2016 SEASON ALL bEAST TEAM [ (*) denotes pro bowl selection ]
QB: *Rayne Dakota Prescott, Dal
HB: *Ezekiel Elliott, Dal
WR: *Odell Beckham jr, NYG // Pierre Garcon, Was // DeSean Jackson, Was // Cole Beasley, Dal
TE: *Jordan Reed, Was
C: *Travis Frederick, Dal
OG: *Zack Martin, Dal // *Brandon Scherff, Was
OT: *Tyron Smith, Dal // *Jason Peters, Phi // *Trent Williams, Was
Edge: Brandon Graham, Phi // *Ryan Kerrigan, Was // Olivier Vernon, NYG
DT: *Fletcher Cox, Phi // Damon Harrison, NYG // Bennie Logan, Phi
LB: Sean Lee, Dal // Jordan Hicks, Phi // Nigel Bradham, Phi
CB: *Janoris Jenkins, NYG // Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, NYG // Josh Norman, Was
S: Malcolm Jenkins, Phi // *Landon Collins, NYG // Rodney McLeod, Phi
KR: Jamison Crowder, Was, // *Dwayne Harris, NYG
K: Caleb Sturgis
P: Chris Jones
Coaches: Jason Garrett (HC), Scott Linehan (OC), Steve Spagnuolo (DC)
Standout Rookies: Dak, Zeke (Dal), Wentz (Phi), Fat Rob (Was), Shepard, Apple, Adams (NYG)

The Least of the Beast (underachievers, diva bitches, flat out busts, bad human beings)

Joe Barry: I loved watching the Redskins defense conduct weekly re-enactments of the battle of wounded knee
Mike Sullivan: 8 million play playbook yet watching the Giants you would think their play selection was based on the 8 play Tecmo Bowl playbook
Nelson Aglohor: Is there a greenblood alive who hasn’t cursed the day this man was born?
Randy Gregory: One more drug suspension and he will earn a cameo in the next Harold and Kumar movie
Junior Galette: Still a dirtbag, still hasn’t made his Redskins on-field debut
Mark Sanchez: I saw this man play one half of football a few days ago and wished we had Brandon Weeden back.
Odell Beckham jr: A man with a drag queen’s hairdo lost a fistfight with a kicking net. This happened.
Erik Flowers: How can a lineman hold so often and still get made into a speedbump every other play? How is Eli not dead?
Lane Johnson and Trent Williams: you know what you did, motherfuckers
Rolando McClain: Look up “don’t give a fuck” in the dictionary…..and this dude will knock on your door asking if you got any rolling papers.
SnakePlissken: awful human being, idiot who can’t post a decent article or submit it on time, abusive mod, shit husband and father, liberal puke, fugazi frontrunner fan.

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