THE GHOST OF DHC PRESENTS: Cardinals fans, GET UP!

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    My fellow Cardinals fans, it’s time to unite.It is time to be proud that you support the Cardinals. It is our time. Our infinite dynasty begins with the hiring of Steve Wilks. We must knock Rams fans down. We must knock Seahawks fans out. We must pummel 49ers fans and their disgusting Jimmy G Cult. Get the fuck up! We will no longer allow these fans to run over us. We will not allow a Puerto RICAN that is using a hamster in a wheel cage for power to insult us. We will stand up. WE WILL GET UP. I call upon Cardinals fans to join me in paving the way for this dynasty.

    Vegas, you are an honorary Cardinals fan. You have no backbone. You cry for Lisa when you are bullied but we will find a way for you to contribute. Allegedly you are a handsome sultan. Perhaps you could use your handsomeness to become a pleasure soldier. Vegas, get up. Stop being a chromosome hoarding lesbian. Stop being a maggot. Stop being a wimp. Stop being a loser. Stop being a cuck. Today marks the start of a NEW Vegas that will no longer take anyone’s crap! You are showing up with a big dick today and you will use it on anyone that dares to disrespect you. Capeesh?

    Keal, you lazy sack of shit. You have been the weak-link thus far. I am disappointed in you. I need you to grab your balls and wake up. You are a man with great authority and talent. It’s time for you, Keal, to help lead the charge of this Cardinals dynasty. No more excuses. Get up. Cut it out. Stop lying to yourself. You are an honorable Cardinals fan that needs to bring out your inner assassin instincts. Warm up that JETTA with the 10-year layer of dust on it and get ready to dominate the NFCW. Did I make myself clear? I hope. I know you will make me proud!

    AZK, keep up the good work. You are an irritant to these soft 49er and Seahawks fans. I love how you fist them daily with no mercy. Wilks will be proud to know you are fighting on his behalf. It is time for you to turn it up another notch. It it time for you DOUBLE fist them. Again, without mercy or warning! Break their spines. Break their will. Demolish the cuck fans of the Rams, Seahawks, and 49ers.

    MFA, Senior Assassin. You are our nuclear arsenal. You are the foundation that will support this Great Dynasty.

    GET UP
    GRAB YOUR BBC
    STOP WHINNING, CARDINALS FANS
    THE DYNASTY BEGINS NOW
    SALUTE THE FLAG
    AUTHOR

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