The Real BKOB Report: 2014 End of Year Edition

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GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!

Well folks, it’s the last edition of The Real BKOB Report for the 2014 regular season. Can you believe it? I’m sure gunna miss you guys.

How time does fly! It seems like just six weeks ago the Seahawks were 6-4, three games behind the Cardinals with BY FAR the hardest remaining schedule in the league, with no Harvin/Mebane, they had just been gashed mercilessly by Jamaal Charles and the Seahawk fans were throwing themselves under OSS’ lawnmower to put an end to their collective misery.

Of course, we should have foreseen the inevitable. The stats were trying to tell us, even then, that the Seahawks were the best team in the division. And what did those resilient Seahawks do? They went 6-0 down that final brutal stretch, outscoring their opponents 134-39. In those six games, they allowed ZERO 4th quarter points. That’s like facing Kaepernick every week!

The Seahawks defense is 1st in Yards Allowed for the 2nd year in a row, and 1st in Points Allowed for the 3rd year in a row. That’s Golden Boner Award worth Defense, right there!!

Don’t believe me? Take a look at the…

 SPECIAL EXTENDED END-OF-YEAR VERSION OF STATS!

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Quarterbacks (ranked by Passer Rating)
R Wilson – 285/452 (63.1%) 3,475yds 7.69ypa 20td 7int 95.0prtg
C Kaepernick – 289/478 (60.5%) 3,369yds 7.05ypa 19td 10int 86.4prtg
S Hill – 145/229 (63.3%) 1,657yds 7.26ypa 8td 7int 83.9prtg
D Stanton – 132/240 (55.0%) 1,711yds 7.13ypa 7td 5int 78.7prtg
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C Palmer – 141/224 (62.9%) 1,626yds 7.26ypa 11td 3int 95.6prtg
A Davis – 180/284 (63.4%) 2,001yds 7.05ypa 12td 9int 85.1prtg
R Lindley – 45/93 (48.4%) 562yds 6.0ypa 2td 4int 56.8prtg

Running Backs (ranked by Yards per Attempt)
M Lynch – 280att 1,306yds 4.7ypa 13td 1fum
K Williams – 53att 246yds 4.6ypa 0td 1fum
F Gore – 255att 1,106yds 4.3ypa 4td 2fum
T Mason – 179att 765yds 4.3ypa 4td 2fum
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C Michael – 34att 175yds 5.1ypa 0td 1fum
R Turbin – 74att 310yds 4.2ypa 0td 1fum
C Hyde – 83att 333yds 4.0ypa 4td 1fum
Z Stacy – 76att 293yds 3.9ypa 1td 2fum
B Cunningham – 66att 246yds 3.7ypa 3td 0fum
A Ellington – 201att 660yds 3.3ypa 3td 2fum
S Taylor – 63att 208yds 3.3ypa 1td 0fum
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R Wilson – 118att 849yds 7.2ypa 6td 5fum
C Kaepernick – 104att 639yds 6.1ypa 1td 5fum

What’s Changed?
Bookmark this article, because these are the number you’ll be using to troll your fellow NFCW fans ALL Offseason! Don’t get caught with faulty numbers!!

I’ve added backups and players who only played part of the season – because I KNOW we argue about that kind of crap. I’ve also added rushing totals for Wilson and Kaepernick, since they’re pretty significant. I thought about including receivers and defenders, but there are way too many of them and it would have taken all night and I don’t got time for that. Look it up yourself.

My Analysis:
What a great season.  There’s been a lot of laughs, a lot of memories and a lot of lessons learned. I’d like to thank all of the Knowledge Seekers. You guys fueled my bravery and perseverance, and that means a lot to me. But most of all, I’d like to thank the man upstairs. Chris Keal. He and I will be in talks for a contract extension.

I feel like I’ve given you all the Knowledge you will need to survive the grueling Offseason. Long after the playoffs are over, and the cold football-void of summer has you down in the dumps, you’ll find yourself in an argument about Total Sacks Allowed. And you’ll be ready… *sniffle* you’ll be ready.

And now, how about your feedback? This is your last chance to tell me how much you love my articles!!! And please, come home Adusoron. We miss you.

THANK YOU, AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: KILL… DANNY… O’NEIL.

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BKOB

A Golden Boner Award Winning Journalist, known for his perseverance and bravery. An inspiration to us all.

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