Since my articles keep getting replaced after LESS THAN ONE DAY, and since Lisa refuses to #FeatureTheKnowledge, I’ve decided to be a big baby about it and cancel The Real BKOB Report. This has nothing to do with the Seahawks losing. You won’t have The Real BKOB Report to kick around anymore.
Oh man, you should have seen the look on your face! Nothing can stop Knowledge!
GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
Now let there be… STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
J Goff – 260/418 (62.2%) 3,383 yds, 8.1 ypa, 22td, 6 int, 99.2 rtg
R Wilson – 293/473 (61.9%) 3,527 yds, 7.5 ypa, 29 td, 11 int, 95.5 rtg
J Garoppolo – 48/72 (66.7%) 645 yds, 9.0 ypa, 2 td, 2 int, 92.6 rtg
B Gabbert – 79/130 (60.8%) 897 yds, 6.9 ypa, 6 td, 5 int, 80.8 rtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
T Gurley – 236 att, 1035 yds, 4.4 ypc, 10 td, 5 fum
C Hyde – 188 att, 771 yds, 4.1 ypc, 5 td, 1 fum
A Peterson – 129 att, 448 yds, 3.5 ypc, 2 td, 3 fum
R Wilson – 76 att, 482 yds, 6.3 ypc, 3 td, 4 fum
The Rams got exposed again, and if you’ve been following the Knowledge Tables closely, you’re probably not surprised. Now is not the time of year you want to be losing all of your Yellow Highlighting, and that’s exactly what Los Angeles has almost done. When will they learn?
Just a few short weeks ago, the Rams’ Offense was 3rd in Yards Per Game, 3rd in Rushing Yards, 1st in 3rd Down % and 2nd in Sacks Allowed. More importantly, their Defense was 5th in Sacks, 1st in Takeaways and 3rd in Points Per Game. Their star-crossed fanbase has watched the Knowledge Tables in horror as all of this statistical equity has evaporated – just when they needed it the most. “What happened???” is what they’re asking themselves.
It’s as if the team was just happy to get to 9 wins for the first time in 14 years, and now they’re heedlessly going through the motions, waiting for another season to die so they can go to their favorite January vacation spot.
This sort of arithmetical freefall is frequently accompanied by a long losing streak, and the Seahawks owning this Division forever.
The Seahawks are still riding the momentum of a big home victory against the Eagles, as well as the residual excitement-high of hand to hand combat. This is a team that has been there, done that, and they don’t need any Yellow Highlighting to achieve their goals.
All they have to do is keep it close for 3 quarters, and then let the best 4th Quarter QB in NFL History come in and save the day. Well, it’s the 4th Quarter of the Season, and the Seahawks have kept it close. They have the experience, the confidence and the Golden Boner Inspiring Quarterback they need to finish strong and get on a hot streak just in time for the playoffs.
And now, how about your feedback? Let’s make the Comments Section great again! If we get to 1,000,000 comments, I’ll buy everyone a Russell Carrington Wilson jersey!!
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………..