The Real BKOB Report – 2018 – Week 5 Edition

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    Well, that didn’t last long. The 49ers have re-claimed their “Last Place” position in the NFCW standings – resuming their impressive streak after only a brief and unnecessary interruption, ala Eli Manning. Their incompetence somehow eclipses even that of the Arizona Cardinals.

    Think about it: The Cardinals are 1-4, they have the worst Offense in the league, and they just became the last team to win a game… and somehow the 49ers are worse. San Francisco has the worst turnover differential in the league, and if it wasn’t for the referees in Detroit, Kyle Shanahan’s team would be 0-5 for the 2nd year in a row… Sheesh. And expectations were SO HIGH!!

    What a disappointing follow up to their legendary 2017 season. It seems like just yesterday they were 6-10, and their fans were sitting on top of the world. *Sigh* So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay… Nothing gold can stay.

    But I’ve already said too much. Let’s just look at the STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
    J Goff – 120/166 (72.3%) 1,727yds, 10.4 ypa, 12 td, 4 int, 119.7 rtg
    R Wilson – 89/142 (62.7%) 1,086 yds, 7.6 ypa, 10 td, 3 int, 100.9 rtg
    C Beathard – 57/91 (62.6%) 647 yds, 6.6 ypa, 4 td, 4 int, 80.2 rtg
    J Rosen – 29/59 (49.2%) 386 yds, 6.5 ypa, 2 td, 1 int, 74.5 rtg
    J Garoppolo – 53/89 (59.6%) 718 yds, 8.1 ypa, 5 td, 3 int, 90.0 rtg
    S Bradford – 50/80 (62.5%) 400 yds, 5.0 ypa, 2 td, 4 int, 62.5 rtg

    NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
    T Gurley – 101 att, 415 yds, 4.1 ypc, 7 td, 0 fum
    M Breida – 49 att, 369 yds, 7.5 ypa, 1 td, 0 fum
    C Carson – 64 att, 293 yds, 4.6 ypa, 1 td, 1 fum
    D Johnson – 74 att, 242 yds, 3.3 ypa, 4 td, 1 fum

    What’s Changed?
    The Seavengers fell JUST SHORT in their first attempt to restore Reality against the villainous impostors from LA – but in their valiant effort, Seattle may have just written the book on how to take the Rams down: Simply run the ball right at their $150 million Defensive Tackles. Seriously? I thought these two guys were supposed to be wrecking offenses left-and-right? I’m guessing when the Rams signed those contracts, they probably didn’t think their Defense would be 18th against the run and 22nd in sacks. Their fans must be so embarrassed.

    The Rams Defense was not ready for the physicality of the Seahawks. Russell Wilson and company robbed them of all their Yellow Highlighting, and even left some Red Ink on their way out. I’m sure the Rams fans have given up on the season, and no one would blame them.

    My Analysis
    While Wilson’s skills as a pocket passer shined for all to see, Jared Goff had his worst game of the season. Sure, the Rams’ QB managed to hit a few wide-open receivers here and there to stack up some yards. BIG DEAL!! He also turned the ball over twice and seemed to wilt in the Red Zone against the shorthanded Seattle Defense. If Earl Thomas had been healthy, the Rams would have been shut out, and that is a fact.

    The Rams may be in first place (for now), but based on this game it’s safe to say that the Seahawks still have the best QB in the Division. Seattle has the 2nd best Turnover Margin in the league, and their best football appears to be ahead of them. Onward, you brave guardians of Knowledge! Earth’s mightiest heroes, and our only hope for the future!!

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    Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………..



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