The Real BKOB Report – 2020 – Week 6 Edition

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    That’s right, children. The Real BKOB Report is here! Put some respect on my name!! *drops numerous mics*

    Today’s episode of The Real BKOB Report is brought to you by Knowledge. It is the gift that eases the mind of the giver.

     The NFCW was without its fearless leader this week. Let’s see how the undercard fared, through the miracle of STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
    R Wilson – 123/169 (72.8%) 1,502 yds, 8.9 ypa, 19 td, 3 int, 129.8 rtg
    J Goff – 128/190 (67.4%) 1,570 yds, 8.3 ypa, 10 td, 4 int, 101.4 rtg
    J Garopplo – 63/99 (63.6%) 735 yds, 7.4 ypa, 7 td, 2 int, 101.2 rtg
    K Murray – 135/205 (65.9%) 1,487 yds, 7.3 ypa, 10 td, 6 int, 91.3 rtg

    NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
    K Drake – 105 att, 478 yds, 4.6 ypa, 4 td, 0 fum
    K Murray – 51 att, 370 yds, 7.3 ypa, 6 td, 0 fum
    D Henderson Jr – 72 att, 348 yds, 4.8 ypa, 3 td, 0 fum
    R Mostert – 51 att, 303 yds, 5.9 ypa, 1 td, 0 fum
    C Carson – 61 att, 289 yds, 4.7 ypa, 3 td, 1 fum
    M Brown – 55 att, 217 yds, 3.9 ypa, 2 td, 0 fum
    J McKinnon – 41 att, 211 yds, 5.1 ypa, 3 td, 0 fum

    What’s changed?
    The Seahawks will own this Division forever. This is your daily reminder. All non-Seahawks fans, get back to work.

    By the virtue of merely existing, the Seahawks extended their lead over the NFCW. This two-game cushion between them and the chaff of the Division ensures that Seattlle will be in First Place next week no matter what happens, so I can save some of my “first place” jokes until then.

    Russell Carrington Wilson took a week off and STILL leads the league in TDs. He could take another week off and say the same thing, but knowing Wilson he probably won’t. It’s true that his team leads the Division in Red Highlighting, but that only seems to make him stronger.

    The Seahawks now have the #1 Scoring Offense in Football, and they’re #1 in Turnover Differential. What did you do on YOUR day off?

    In addition to that, a pair of counterfeit MVP impostors (Aaron Rodgers and Josh Allen) managed to face-plant in Prime Time Games, proving themselves unworthy of our respect, and befuddling the Fake Knowledge Media that has Championed them for weeks. The Knowledge Seekers were not surprised.

    Seahawks fans will have their hands full with MFA this week. Mike’s team has won two games in a row, which feels like a lot to him, so expect a heavy dose of Custom Memes leading into this contest. Don’t let him intimidate you, Knowledge Seekers!!

    My Analysis:
    Elsewhere in the Division, the 49ers managed to get through a game without benching their QB. That’s a lot of progress for Kyle Shanahan and his team of under-performers. This type of stability allowed them to win the battle between the last two Super Bowl losers. 

    Struggling Sean McVay should consider incorporating elements of Brian Schottenheimer’s offensive philosophy into his own play-calling. This is now the 2nd year in a row that McVay’s Offense has been out-performed by Schotty’s. Sean just hasn’t been the same since he scored 3 points in the Super Bowl that one time.

    And now, how about your feedback? The Real BKOB Report NEVER takes a bye week! You can put me in your Fantasy Line-up any time! 

    Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………



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