GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
In this time of year where we usually give thanks, we instead find our great NFCW divided and plunged into chaos. In all my years of Copy/Pasting stats into tables, I’ve never seen anything like it. NFCW fans across the nation are rioting in the streets, with so little to be thankful for. Except Seahawks fans. They have plenty to be thankful for.
So my advice? Let’s all try to be more like Seahawks fans. Let’s be thankful to Paul Allen, John Schneider and Pete Carroll for legitimizing this beloved Division of ours, year after year. And let’s be thankful to the Seahawks fans themselves, for inspiring the Boys in Blue to such historical greatness.
So this is my challenge to you, Knowledge Seekers: Every time you see a Seahawks fan today, give them a hug. Like their comment. Buy the next round of Nano-bubbles. I promise you’ll feel better.
Now that we’ve achieved World Peace, let’s get to the STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
RW (w/ 2 bad legs) 221/335 (66.0%) 2,714yds 8.1ypa 11td 2int 99.3prtg
C Kaepernick 86/162 (53.1%) 1,144yds 7.1ypa 7td 2int 85.0prtg
C Palmer 227/369 (61.5%) 2,642yds 7.2ypa 13td 10int 83.6prtg
C Keenum 191/313 (61.0%) 2,169yds 6.9ypa 9td 11int 76.8prtg
B Gabbert 87/150 (58.0%) 890yds 5.9ypa 5td 6int 69.6prtg
J Goff 17/31 (54.8%) 134yds 4.3ypa 0td 0int 65.8prtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
D Johnson 197att 863yds 4.4ypa 10td 2fum
T Gurley 187att 591yds 3.2ypa 4td 2fum
C Hyde 141att 529yds 3.8ypa 6td 2fum
T Rawls 33att 82yds 2.5ypa 0td 0fum
What’s Changed?
After suffering from one exciting victory after another, the Seahawks fans finally got to enjoy a nice, boring, easy win – with no last-minute, goal line shenanigans. Just in the nick of time, because most of them have run out of fingernails to chew and kitchen appliances to throw.
Can you imagine the hell they’ve had to endure this year? Watching their team win so many down-to-the-wire, dramatic contests? You Niner fans don’t know how good you have it. #FirstPlaceProblems
And oh by the way, their Defense is currently ranked 1st in “Points Allowed” for the 5th year in a row.
My Analysis:
The other NFCW teams also tried to play football, and it did not go well. If any of them hadn’t already thrown in the towel for the season, they have now.
The Rams resorted to starting an unknown rookie at QB. I don’t know who this “Goff” person is, or why he’s on a roster, but after reviewing his College, Preseason and Regular Season Stats it is pretty obvious that he is NOT the answer. NEXT!!
Don’t worry, Rams fans. Maybe this year your team will draft the 2nd Highest Rated Passer in NFL History in the 3rd round, like the Seahawks did. Good luck!!
And now, how about your feedback? What are you thankful for this year? Are you happy that your team didn’t get mentioned this week? Let me know in the Comments Section below!!
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………..
BROWNIE SHYTLES
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