GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
The Holiday Season is upon us, Knowledge Seekers! Hang the lights! Ring the bells! Kill Danny O’neil! It is a time for family, and giving, and Tables, and Knowledge and Joy. Hohoho!! A time when all of the good boys and girls get Seahawks tickets, and all of the bad children get Andy Luck jerseys.
Of course, I have a special gift for all of the SKA users. And I won’t mind if you re-gift it to you friends!! It’s STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
R Wilson 305/469 (65.0%) 3,611yds 7.7ypa 16td 11int 90.0prtg
C Kaepernick 151/272 (55.5%) 1,760yds 6.5ypa 13td 3int 86.6prtg
C Palmer 328/533 (61.5%) 3,694yds 6.9ypa 22td 13int 85.8prtg
J Goff 88/161 (54.7%) 879yds 5.5ypa 4td 5int 65.7prtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
D Johnson 260att 1,138yds 4.4ypa 13td 4fum
C Hyde 204att 950yds 4.7ypa 6td 3fum
T Gurley 241att 778yds 3.2ypa 5td 2fum
T Rawls 93att 327yds 3.5ypa 2td 0fum
What’s Changed?
The 49ers Defense has taken “Giving Up” to a whole new level. I happen to know there are lots of underpriviledged sportswriters out there who would LOVE to collect millions of dollars by playing a children’s game, if it wasn’t for my bad ankle. But these Red and Gold villains are stealing more than just money, they’re stealing the very honor of this once-proud Divsion. It sickens me, and if there is any justice in this world they will ALL be out of the league at this point next year. Hohoho!!
My Analysis:
Seattle is the only NFCW team that won. According to my calculations, this happens all the time. Due to the severe imbalance of talent within the division, the Real BKOB Report is in danger of becoming a Seattle fluff-piece. I don’t like that idea any more than you do, Knowledge Seekers.
Personally, I blame Chip Kelly, Bruce Arians and Jake Goff. I’ll be starting Petitions soon to have them all removed from the NFCW. I’ll keep you updated on our progress.
I’ve often been accused of being TOO impartial, but the Seahawks don’t make it easy. Let’s face it, folks – this is THEIR Division. Always has been, and always will be.
This week they take on the Pitiful Arizona Cardinals. That should be worth a few laughs. I’d suggest the Cardinals start the young guys to see what they have for the future. But they haven’t developed any young guys, and they have no future. Maybe take a page out of the Rams playbook, and see what your backup Head Coach can do.
And now, how about your feedback? Any suggestions? Did I leave anything out? Then write your own article!
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………..
