GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
I’m sure a lot of NFCW Fans out there feel like The Grinch stole their Christmas, both Division Match-ups having ended with improbable, last minute Game Winning Drives. That’s just too much excitement for one weekend, and I think we all need a few days to recover.
Fortunately, another Holiday Weekend rapidly approaches, and with it another duet of NFCW mayhem. This promises to be the most exciting Photo Finish in NFCW History, except for the fact that the Division Race was locked up three weeks ago.
Remember, Knowledge Seekers – as we look forward to the New Year and new creative ways to challenge and improve ourselves – it is important to set achievable goals.
For example, my New Years Resolution is to make fun of the Rams. I’ll start by posting STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
R Wilson 334/514 (65.0%) 3,961yds 7.7ypa 20td 11int 92.4prtg
C Kaepernick 179/310 (57.7%) 2,026yds 6.5ypa 15td 4int 88.2prtg
C Palmer 344/559 (61.5%) 3,978yds 7.1ypa 23td 13int 87.0prtg
J Goff 99/185 (53.5%) 969yds 5.2ypa 5td 7int 61.7prtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
D Johnson 288att 1,233yds 4.3ypa 16td 5fum
C Hyde 217att 988yds 4.6ypa 6td 4fum
T Gurley 264att 845yds 3.2ypa 6td 2fum
T Rawls 101att 335yds 3.3ypa 2td 0fum
What’s Changed?
The Rams were swept by the tragically unskilled 49ers. This will be a painful offseason for the small handful of Ram Fans who post on SKA. I expect them to go extinct by next Frednesday. I mean, they don’t have any draft picks, AND they can’t even make fun of the 49ers? That’s bad.
They can’t make fun of anybody, really, just look at those Offensive Numbers. I’m not exaggerating when I say that the Rams’ Offense is the worst thing I’ve ever encountered in all my years of copy/pasting Knowledge into Tables. As an Unbiased Sports Journalist, I’ll be hoping that the Cardinals Defense shows up this weekend and sends them plunging headlong into a fiery chasm of unanimous Red Highlighting. That would be a Knowledge Table worth re-posting for all eternity.
My Analysis:
The Seahawks Offense had one of “those days” again – at least for the first three quarters. At half-time, 2x NFL Fraud of the Year Bruce Arians accurately pointed out that his team had been dominating the Seahawks O-line for three years. He’s like Jeff Fisher, but with fewer playoff wins.
Still, Russell Carrington Wilson survived 6 sacks and led a thrilling 4th Quarter Comeback against a Top 3 Defense. In the 4th Quarter alone, Wilson went 14/17 for 181 yards, 3 TDs and a 2pt Conversion, 0 turnovers. He completed passes to 6 different receivers on those drives, and added 21 yards on 5 ruh attempts. These are the kinds of Legendary Stats that make my job so much fun.
Wilson’s teammates could plainly see that he was playoff ready NOW – and that a Bye Week would only distract him from his historic goals. If they manage to secure the 3 or 4 seed, it will give Wilson more opportunities to win Playoff Games. I feel sorry for the rest of the teams in the NFL Playoffs.
And now, how about your feedback? Only one more BKOB Report for the 2016 Season. It’s ok to start feeling emotional now, though.
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………..
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