GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
That’s right, Knowledge Seekers, it’s Tuesday November 8th, and we are a Blog in crisis. Niner, Ram and Cardinal fans are fleeing in droves. They’re going to Mexico, they’re going to China. You look at Offensive Numbers, they’re a disaster. We’re getting killed on Penalties, we’re getting killed on 3rd Down. Our inner-cities are filled with Red Highlighting, and Rosie O’Donnell is a fat loser.
We need someone who can make the NFCW Great again. Someone who can carry the torch into the future, with pride. We need a hero. We’re holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night. He’s gotta be strong, and he’s gotta be fast, and he’s gotta be fresh from the fight. And that man is Russell Carrington Wilson.
I think Russell Wilson literally embodies the spirit of America. He’s strong, he’s resilient and he’s free. He’s 6-0 on Monday Night Football, and 6-0 in our hearts.
Now let’s get to the biggest news story of the day… the STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
RW (w/ 2 bad legs) 178/267 (66.7%) 2,094yds 7.8ypa 7td 2int 95.9prtg
C Palmer 177/282 (62.8%) 2,068yds 7.3ypa 10td 6int 87.9prtg
C Kaepernick 53/102 (52.0%) 728yds 7.1ypa 4td 2int 80.0prtg
C Keenum 174/283 (61.5%) 2,004yds 7.1ypa 9td 11int 77.2prtg
B Gabbert 87/150 (58.0%) 890yds 5.9ypa 5td 6int 69.6prtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
D Johnson 156att 705yds 4.5ypa 8td 2fum
C Michael 112att 447yds 4.0ypa 6td 1fum
C Hyde 109att 429yds 3.9ypa 6td 1fum
T Gurley 146att 451yds 3.1ypa 3td 2fum
What’s Changed?
Colin Kaepernick has leapfrogged Blaine Gabbert AND Case Keenum in our Quarterback standings. This impressive feat proves once and for all that Adu was right: Kaepernick is the best QB in the Division, and possibly the world.
And if we turn our attention toward the Inept-O-Meter, we see that Chip Kelly’s offense has finally surpassed Jim Tomsula’s in nearly EVERY category. He truly is a better Offensive Genius than his legendary predecessor. The 49ers Front Office is looking smarter and smarter every day for making the switch. I predict that they might even win another game this year.
My Analysis:
The Pitiful Arizona Cardinals’ bye-week turned out to be the most productive week of their season. By simply not playing, they moved up in the standings. Unfortunately, they can’t stick to that strategy any longer and they’ll have to put Carson Palmer back on a Football field.
Palmer and Arians’ corrupt and incompetant leadership have proven that Yellow Highlighting can be a bit overrated.
And now, how about your feedback? Let’s be honest: Today is the election, and we’re all just waiting to read Frednesday.
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………..
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