Week 4 Beast Prediction results

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Username Prediction
lddsfuws Toods returns and calls me “pussy, not a man,crybaby” anywhere between 25-30 times during the entire day until the end of the game.
JosephR2225 I predict these prediction posts will become less and less football-related and more and more ridiculous as the season progresses
Fivers Hurricane Joquian hits the Captial, flooding, rioting and looting ensues, the game is cancelled but the Redskins still manage to lose the game…
Kellys_Chipadelphia The Eagles Defense forces 3 turnovers.
Lupo Eagles and Redskins combine for less than 400 yards of total offense.
Frenchie Saints 24, Cowboys 20 – Cassell replaces Weeden & leads a late comeback
Bills 28, Giants 16 – Bills D forces Eli’s first multiple INT game in a long time. Also, fuck the Giants
When the game gets played: Eagles 31, Skins 20 – Running game makes strides for 2nd straight week, multiple Cousins TOs force JayGru’s hand & prompts….THE RETURN OF III
Cowboys Suck
Kellys_Chipadelphia The Eagles Defense forces 3 turnovers.
Weechstradamus Dallas beast New England next week.
Dongtavious Birds curbstomp Redskins by 2 TDs

Giants get pummeled by Bills

Cowboys eek it out against a Brees-less Saints

Weech and Chong The Cowboys will lose by at least 2 TD’s to the Saints.
Teidden Eagles and skins play Monday night in Ohio.

Dallas lose by 20 Promptly starting Cassell for next week.

Giants win

Bill_In_FL Dallas 37 Ain’ts 24
DJ NUGGZ Cowboys sux and Saints win 31-17

Giants shock the Bills 28-17…ODB goes berserker…http://i.imgur.com/ARvL0pV.gif

Eagles beat Reskins’ in the Tsunami 24-6…Sproles/Murray/Matthews all get scores AND 2 point conversions…Morris gets the Skins’ only score…zero kicking or passing game…slop…so much slop.

Cunty Toods will crap his pants – Non Peach Soda Related Incident
Monz Venus Kirk Cousins will be benched in favor of RG3 for the 2nd half.
Alfred Morris will gain less than 50 yards in the game.
Sam Bradford will slip and hit his head into the ass of an offensive lineman, but will not fumble the ball.
The refs will suck.
MM GIANTS win
Cowboys sux Jays
Dr Rypper MD Redskins 27 Iggles 16
Buffalo proves to be the best of NY
Drew crushes the 39pt vs Atl Dallas DD
Choy will experience anal prolapse as Redskins move into beast tie.
Tire148 Redskins will average less than 3.5 yards per carry
Badboy Bob Bills 24, Giants 3

Redskins 35, Eagles 13

Cowboys 31, Saints 30

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