GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
Sometimes Knowledge can be a curse. There are some Tuesdays where I just don’t want to Copy/Paste stats into a table, and this was one of them. The NFCW went 0-4, which is another way of saying “the Seahawks lost” – and my Golden Boner has gone limp. Award.
Sometimes I just want to pack all of my Knowledge into a multi-colored suitcase and hit the road, never to return. But as I stroll through the streets of the NFCW, and I see all the smiling faces on the children as they await Tuesday Mornings with a sense of gleeful anticipation, I’m reminded of why I got into this business in the first place.
The Real BKOB Report is for the children!! That’s what it’s all about. Giving hope to the hopeless and bringing joy to all of the SKA users. I truly am heroic.
So ready or not, here come the STATS… the horrible, horrible STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
RW (w/ 2 bad legs) 238/368 (64.7%) 2,856yds 7.8ypa 11td 4int 93.9prtg
C Kaepernick 115/208 (55.3%) 1,440yds 6.9ypa 10td 3int 87.0prtg
C Palmer 252/414 (60.9%) 2,931yds 7.2ypa 15td 11int 83.3prtg
J Goff 63/37 (58.7%) 348yds 5.5ypa 3td 1int 83.3prtg
C Keenum 191/313 (61.0%) 2,169yds 6.9ypa 9td 11int 76.8prtg
B Gabbert 87/150 (58.0%) 890yds 5.9ypa 5td 6int 69.6prtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
D Johnson 210att 921yds 4.4ypa 10td 2fum
T Gurley 200att 641yds 3.2ypa 4td 2fum
C Hyde 154att 594yds 3.9ypa 6td 2fum
T Rawls 45att 120yds 2.7ypa 0td 0fum
What’s Changed?
The Seahawks kept pace with the rest of the division, which means that they were a disastrous embarassment. The Real BKOB Report doesn’t advocate overreacting to one game (we’re all about the Big Picture here) but it’s hard to gloss over just how awful this game was. I’m not sure what I ever did to Tom Cable – or why he is trying to sabotage my Knowledge Tables – but I’ll be filing a Petition about it later this afternoon.
Russell Wilson struggled mightily, so we’ll be seeing plenty of Adu this week. He has the weirdest work schedule. Make sure to say hi and catch up while you can. Wilson’s passer rating of 38.8 was the lowest he’s posted since his rookie season. I’m not angry, just disappointed.
Thankfully for the the Seahawks, everyone on the Defense is a HOFer – including the 4 backups who started this weekend. Allowing only 14 points on the road is a good strategy, and Wilson’s continued progress as a runner is something of a silver lining. But that’s it.
We SKA users have come to expect more from the Seahawks, and hopefully they can continue to represent our beloved NFCW with pride for years and years to come.
My Analysis:
The good news is that it’s getting easier and easier to find SF/LA Stats – Just click on the “Stats” page and scroll to the bottom, and there they are. It’s a great convenience for us Knowledge Seekers. LA’s Offense AND SF’s Defense both have a chance to finish the season with Red Highlighting in every category, and that would be very funny.
Speaking of funny, the Pitiful Arizona Cardinals tried playing football again this weekend. Watching the Giant Fraud Bruce Arians meltdown has become one of the highlights of my weekends. As if screaming like an idioit and changing colors is going to make a difference at this point.
The team has tuned him out, and who could blame them? They’ve won only 1 of their past 5 games. But I’m sure Bruce will bounce back when he wins another Coach of the Year award that he doesn’t deserve.
And now, how about your feedback? Did my article make you feel better about the future? That’s what I’m here for.
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………..
BKOB – NFCW Champs Again
Good morning, Knowledge Seekers! I screwed up the URL this week, but the Knowledge is still fresh and ripe