AFC North Mid Offseason Stuff, per Gemini

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    The end of the last article came upon us rather abruptly, so here’s Gemini with some snarky rescue efforts.  Enjoy. Welcome to the AFC North, the NFL’s premier destination for high-impact collisions, existential dread, and the occasional forward pass. The 2026 NFL Draft has concluded, and while the rest of the league is focused on…

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    The Wolkowski Report: Post NFL Draft

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    Gentlemen and Lisa, see below for a player folks are most excited about from the 2026 draft: 49ers -Ephesians Prysock, CB – “Reminds of a more shifty Richard Sherman, but more well mannered” – Adu Seahawks – Jadarian Carrington Price, RB – “Price has all the ability in the world to be the next Chris Carson for…

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    BKOB Presents: 2026 NFCW Mock Draft 1.0

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    EDITOR’S NOTE: This article was written many weeks ago. We apologize for the delay in its publication. Please blame Keal. Thanks for reading. Greetings, Knowledge Seekers, and welcome to my first EVER Mock Draft! I hope I do a good job. I’ve been preparing my Golden Boner for this moment all offseason long. We will…

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    AP: The Colleges That Thrive at Specific Positions in NFL Draft

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    The Colleges That Thrive at Specific Positions in NFL Draft Apr 21, 2026, 3:33 PM | Updated: Apr 22, 2026, 12:40 am BY JOSH DUBOW The Associated Press When it comes to producing players for the NFL, it’s not surprising that the top-performing colleges are the most prolific. Where it gets more interesting is looking…

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    AFC North 2026 Draft Preview

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    Yes, it’s actually me, a human.  At least I’m occasionally described as such. As a human who enjoys pro football, the draft is of paramount importance to me each year.  It prominently packages and displays team acumen in player evaluation, draft board manipulation, personnel management and overall roster deployment smarts.  It’s where Super Bowl winners…

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    Seattle Times: NFL draft pundits narrowing in on these positions for Seahawks

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    Seattle Times: “NFL draft pundits narrowing in on these positions for Seahawks April 7, 2026 at 1:59 pm The NFL draft is just a little over two weeks away, set for April 23-25 in Pittsburgh. As it nears, there remains a clear consensus from mock drafters about the positions the Seahawks should prioritize with the…

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    AFC North Team Needs, per ChatGPT

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    Sorry for all the AI-driven stuff, but things have been a bit busy in my world lately, so…deal with it. 🙂 The next installment will be human-penned, as it will be my pre-draft projections, such as they are.  Until then…enjoy! -Rav ________________________________________________________________________________ The NFL offseason is that magical time when optimism blooms, contracts balloon, and…

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    Black Dilfer and the Terrible, Horrible, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY

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    LOGAN PAUL JUST SACKED JALEN HURTS BRO 💀 (Fanatics Flag Football Classic) pic.twitter.com/qOwa1OO0LM — FADE (@FadeAwayMedia) March 21, 2026 Logan Paul legitimately gave both Hurts and Brady issues as a pass rusher, here he forced the game sealing INT Vintage Kuechly too🥲 pic.twitter.com/01XseBGQUG — Theo Ash (@TheoAshNFL) March 23, 2026 Jalen Hurts throws a Pick…

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