bEast Preseason Prediction Results

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USERNAME PREDICTION
Matt Mosley 4.0 Giants win the Super Bowl
Monz Venus Eagles: 10-6
Cows: 9-7
Giants: 8-8
Skins: 6-10
cloisterwater The Eagles defense will allow the least amount of points out of all beast defenses
lddsfuws Bold:
1. Dallas wins SB
2. Dallas has top 5 defense (DVOA)
3. Randle rushes 1500 yards
4. Eagles sign Bradford to extension, trades 2 1st’s,Cox,Kendricks, Bradford to Titans for Mariota.
5. Eli gets sacked the most time in NFL history.
6. Lee plays full 16 games named All Pro.
7. Redskins finish above .500
8. Beasley has 70 catches 900yrds receiving 6 TD’s
9. T.Williams catches more passes with his hands than his body.
10. Weeden doesn’t suck/Rolando doesn’t fail another piss test.
Samarco Blackford Josh Huff will have more receiving yards than any wide receiver on the Cowboys not named Dez Bryant.
Splooz Pain
Disposable HeRowe I predict the death of ‘bEast Curse’! EEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Frenchie OFFENSE:
Zach Ertz will top 1000 yards receiving
No Giants RB will rush for more than 900 yards
RGIII & Bradford will start all 16 games this season
Dez will lead the NFL in receiving yardsDEFENSE:
Fletcher Cox will make the Pro Bowl
Kerrigan will lead the division in sacks
No Cowboys defender will have more than 3 INTs
JPP plays no more than 9 games this season
southy everyone will welch on their preseason bets, neither RCU nor Beaster will actually leave. strike that, RCU will disappear after the skins record their 10th loss.
justin Demarcus Lawrence leads the beast in sacks.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Cowboys 10-6
Eagles 9-7
BNA 7-9
Skins 6-10
honeybadger23 Redskins defense will be top-5 in rushing defense
Badboy Bob RGIII, has a season ending injury in week one. His head explodes from over inflated self worth.
cloisterwater Brandon Graham will have double digit sacks.
Badboy Bob The Eagles double their amount of superbowls. 2(0)=0
Badboy Bob Chip Kelly will be coaching in college next year.
tire148 Sam Bradford will finish in the top 5 in MVP voting
gatrbuc 17 The Buccaneers beat At Least two of the NFCE teams this yr
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