NFC East Breakfast Links 10-18

https://spikedkoolaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/wentzred-1-1024x612.png 1024 612 Sir Squatch Sir Squatch https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/8454d5f4bbfc0cd782eeb865afa46fe7?s=96&d=mm&r=pg October 18, 2016 October 18, 2016

Redskins:

Washington Redskins Play Near Perfect Game In Win Against Eagles

Josh Doctson Will Rest For Now, But Injured Reserve A Possibility

The Redskins Were So Dominant On Offense, They Wore Themselves Down

DESPITE 4-GAME WIN STREAK, SONNY JURGENSEN STILL UPSET AT REDSKINS FOR FADE ROUTE

Eagles:

Lane Johnson’s absence felt as Philadelphia Eagles fall to Washington Redskins

Doug Pederson challenges Eagles’ run defense: ‘We got our tails kicked’ vs. Redskins

Bennie Logan ‘week-to-week’ with ‘significant’ groin strain

Hype surrounding Carson Wentz and Eagles fading quickly after two straight losses

Cowboys:

Cowboys star rookie shuns endorsements to hang with grandma

If Cowboys keep healthy Tony Romo on bench, they’re signaling end of his career in Dallas

Updating Cowboys’ Injury Concerns Coming Out Of The Green Bay Game

The Cowboys have bought into Jason Garrett’s coaching philosophy — and it’s working

Giants:

Giants not happy with officiating after victory over Ravens

Why Giants have to stomach electrifying Odell Beckham

Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr. will be a distraction whether the Giants win or lose

New York Giants preparing for trip to London to face the Los Angeles Rams

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917 comments

<-#1 Dallas fan in December

October 18, 2016 at 11:35 am

First…to say STFU Cloister
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 11:41 am

Way to make a played out comment useful!
H20

October 18, 2016 at 11:54 am

looks like it’s gonna be one of those days
H20

October 18, 2016 at 11:54 am

Tire – you crazy if you would’t trade Agholor for Marshall
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 11:56 am

H20 But how much would it cost? A 3rd and 4th or something?
H20

October 18, 2016 at 12:00 pm

It would cost Agholor
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 12:00 pm

Seems kinda quick to say that Wentz’s hype has faded. Despite the losses, they weren’t really his fault – the entire team has been undisciplined and he’s arguably been the one bright spot.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 12:01 pm

I’m fine if the hype has faded. His abilities and acumen remain the same.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 12:04 pm

H20 It’s a quarterback centric league – it shouldn’t be a surprise I guess to see that the media hype train has derailed a bit.
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 12:05 pm

You mean one of those days where apparently you can’t follow a simple instruction?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 12:06 pm

H20 Can’t say I see the Jets doing a straight up trade like that.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 12:07 pm

people were talking crazy trades it looks like last night because some beat reporter had tweeted they should start trading vets…Agholor for Marshall was proposed and a couple Eagles fans said they weren’t sure if they would do that, which is insane if you ask me
H20

October 18, 2016 at 12:09 pm

or one of those days where you don’t get the jokes
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 12:09 pm

Stop trolling me Zack
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 12:11 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP No can do
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 12:11 pm

Correct. Marshall costs a lot less than Agholor.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 12:12 pm

EaglesSuxSoSTFU148 Well that’s just dumb
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 12:15 pm

He was traded for a 5th round pick a couple a years ago.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 12:18 pm

Man, I can’t believe someone with better year to year stats than the greatest QB of all time (Dez) is only worth a 5th. I must massively over value WRs. Good to know. I guess a straight up trade would work then.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 12:19 pm

Marshall is probably the most underrated player in the NFL the last decade.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 12:19 pm

So you wouldn’t trade Agholor straight up for Marshall? Makes no sense to me.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 12:25 pm

Trade Ryan Mathews to GB for Jason Spriggs
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 12:25 pm

H20 Didn’t the Packers just make a trade with KC for a RB?
H20

October 18, 2016 at 12:26 pm

dunno, if so scratch my trade idea
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 12:26 pm

Why would they do that?
H20

October 18, 2016 at 12:26 pm

Kniles Davis…you right
H20

October 18, 2016 at 12:27 pm

they were in desperate need for another RB
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 12:31 pm

One big improvement in Redskins quarterback Kirk Cousins Sunday: His success rate on throws of 10 yards or more. Entering Sunday, Cousins had completed just 46.5 percent of such passes, according to ESPN StatS & Information. But vs. the Eagles, Cousins was eight-of-13 for 174 yards and two touchdowns on such throws. He capitalized on big plays that were available.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 12:32 pm

2nd round rookie for a rookie in his contract year that hasn’t been lighting it up. That’d be nice
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 12:36 pm

Sheldon Richardson at ILB last night?
I was having flashbacks on why i hated when Bowles was the DC in Philly
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 12:37 pm

man the Jets stink
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 12:37 pm

F the media and the hype train.. he is great.. they have a QB for the next 10-12 years… great days
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 12:38 pm

Lupo Fitzcrapgic
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 12:38 pm

Bad vets and no young talent besides that Dline.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 12:39 pm

EaglesSuxSoSTFU148 They had a stacked DLine, then kept drafting Dline. It’s straight out of the Justin Book of OverDrafting.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 12:39 pm

how else can you get a top unit????
H20

October 18, 2016 at 12:39 pm

Ryan Mathews
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 12:40 pm

Kirk turns into Tom Brady vs the Eagles the last few years… unreal
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 12:40 pm

Lupo The loss of Decker is also probably hurting more than they let on. Considering how productive he was on a game per game basis, he was either a chain mover or scoring TDs.
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 12:40 pm

The new Jake Plummer.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 12:41 pm

the snake! hated that guy
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 12:41 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Lupo Was only a matter of time. And he thought he should have gotten paid more.
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 12:41 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Lupo I know. Now I lost him in my league 🙁
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 12:42 pm

I used the Jets in our survivor league Week 2.. their one win! lol
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 12:43 pm

First round picks on first round picks
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 12:44 pm

Idk I said rookie again. I meant running back
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 12:45 pm

Eagles’ DBs have a lot to do with it
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 12:46 pm

*wags finger*
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 12:46 pm

EaglesSuxSoSTFU148 You’re drunk TireKempski, go home.
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 12:47 pm

I imagine Eagles’ defensive film meeting eventually all end in Fletcher Cox throwing chairs at the other players
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 12:47 pm

Lupo I hope you lose
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 12:48 pm

lol I appreciate the support! I hope you win so you can buy yourself a nice breakfast in NYC
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 12:48 pm

https://twitter.com/JoshPaunil/status/788201546140057600
And Bennie Logan throwing lineman at other players
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 12:49 pm

EaglesSuxSoSTFU148 You know what Logan got for that? A torn vagina.
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 12:49 pm

Lupo This has to be some form of Philadelphian passive-aggressiveness. You vomited in some waffle mix, didn’t you?
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 12:50 pm

I put batteries in the eggs
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 12:50 pm

If it wasn’t for the Rams, Matt Jones highest ypc average would be against the Eagles
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 12:51 pm

He needed stop being so good
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 12:55 pm

give him Barwin’s money.. Marcus smith has done more this year than Connor
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 1:05 pm

I wonder how many bodies are under Burfict’s crawlspace.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 1:05 pm

penguinfarmer All of them
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 1:06 pm

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/788363860881252352
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 1:07 pm

penguinfarmer I wouldn’t be shocked if he randomly mailed out empty boxes to people just to fuck with them.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 1:07 pm

nothing says Rock & Roll like Tupac
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 1:08 pm

“None of these guys can hold a candle to Florida Georgia Line” – Justin
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:09 pm

It’s turned into the “Modern Music” Hall of Fame. Which is fine I guess.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 1:09 pm

Lupo I’m boycotting the HOF until White Zombie makes it.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:10 pm

Facking Blue Jays are playing like trash
Wentz is still legit
Giants Suck. Cowboys Suck. Skins Suck
Fuck Yo Couch
Morning Fellas
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 1:10 pm

Cleveland!
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:10 pm

Janet Jackson, Journey, Peral Jam, The Cars, Tupac Shakar
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:10 pm

Good Morning U0001f427
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 1:11 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP Good Morning skooler
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:11 pm

Frenchie! http://i.imgur.com/6swwzUJ.gif
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:11 pm

That’s mean
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:11 pm

Good Morning Matthew.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 1:12 pm

Mytee Pearl Jam has no business on that list.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:12 pm

Mytee Duh
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:14 pm

If The Eagles had the chance to trade Agholor for Marshall, I would drive to Philly & deliver that nigga to the Jets myself
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 1:14 pm

steer clear of the strip clubs on the way
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:16 pm

Why are you so racist
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:17 pm

Mytee Sorry about the loss Mytee. Who knew the Titsburg Feelers had a W in them. I sure didn’t
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:17 pm

Why are you so racist?
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:17 pm

People just think I am because I’m white
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 1:18 pm

Frenchie! He’s a ginger. Lowest on the totem pole.
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 1:18 pm

I’m no Agholor fan, but I don’t think it would take that much for the Jets to move Marshall.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:18 pm

You cray cray
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:18 pm

JosephR2225 The way their season is going, you make a phone call today
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 1:18 pm

Exactly my point
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:19 pm

Frenchie! Mytee That’s the second time I lost to one of you scrub green bloods. Cloister was like 0-3 and beat me too.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:19 pm

penguinfarmer That explains it
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 1:19 pm

EaglesSuxSoSTFU148 I think everyone else’s point is that it would take more than Agholor. I think a midround pick might be valuable more right now.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 1:20 pm

penguinfarmer Frenchie! Justin claimed in here yesterday that his wife is smokin’ hot
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:20 pm

Marshall is not going to make the Eagles that much better
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 1:20 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP Can he play right tackle?
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 1:20 pm

they couldn’t find a better man
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:20 pm

Sir Squatch Justin also said he was straight….
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 1:20 pm

Sir Squatch penguinfarmer Frenchie! Coming from justin doesn’t really help his cause. I’m sure his wife is a very handsome woman.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:20 pm

My point exactly
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 1:20 pm

I don’t think Agholor is that bad.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 1:21 pm

Frenchie! I took it as a pretty objective opinion from a gay guy
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:22 pm

He’s pretty bad. And this is coming from the guy who really wanted the Eagles to draft him. He creates 0 separation and has very little play strength. And he doesn’t even have great hands.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:22 pm

Gay guys know hot women
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 1:24 pm

There aren’t many recent transactions to draw from as comparables, but Randy Moss was about the same age as Marshall, was coming off a near 1300 yard season and was traded (with a 7th) from NE to MIN for a third round pick.
I don’t know Agholor’s market value right now, but I think if I had to choose between a third-round pick and Agholor I would keep Agholor and see if he can put it together. I think his value to the Eagles because of their investment is higher than his value to other teams.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 1:25 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vctjm9nUF68
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:27 pm

I want to trade the Buffalo defense (#2 in scoring behind Vkings) for a TE or RB in the NutzO league. Make me an offer.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:27 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP Gay guys are usually hairdressers. Is Justin a hairdresser?
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:27 pm

Gay is as gay does.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:27 pm

Mytee GORE!
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:28 pm

I’ll give you Zek he’s going to get hurt soon
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:28 pm

Agholor looks like a slot receiver to me. He is a near waste on the outside.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:28 pm

Agholor’s market value is very low. Like 6th or 7th round levels. It would take more to get Marshall today than Moss back in his day. Marshall remains a top 5 receiver regardless of his QB.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:28 pm

H20 Agholor’s problem is consistency
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:29 pm

Along with his inability to separate at all.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:30 pm

H20 part of the consistency problem. He’s shown flashes of being able to be a productive player. He’s equally shown that he shouldn’t be more than a #4 WR
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:32 pm

I wish you were in the league.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:32 pm

Anybody know where I can find Agholor’s % of snaps played in the slot? I really think they should stick him in there 90% of his snaps. If that means he doesn’t play as much because of Matthews playing the slot, so be it. Lining him up on the outside is essentially playing with 10 players on offense.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:33 pm

Pro Football Focus
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:33 pm

that’s known as lolPFF around these parts
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 1:34 pm

H20 For their grades, their stats are great. But shit like that is behind a paywall so useless.
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 1:34 pm

H20 Unless you use it for your own argument
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 1:35 pm

good morning
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:35 pm

Shut up
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:35 pm

I really don’t know what games you’ve been watching, but he has never shown he can be a productive player in this league.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:35 pm

It’s a beautiful day in the Nation’s Capitol. The football God’s must be shining down on DC this week.
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 1:36 pm

Frenchie! morning to you too Frenchie
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 1:36 pm

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/788372603601727488
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 1:36 pm

Good morning. I hope all is well.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 1:36 pm

Church!
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 1:37 pm

penguinfarmer all is well
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:37 pm

H20 Matthews & DGB should play the majority of the WR snaps with Agholor 3rd. Matthews & Agholor run out of the slot., with Agholor being the primary……
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 1:38 pm

The refs and the league need to understand that no one wants this many flags. If it’s a blatant play changing penalty, fine. If it’s a hold on the other side of the field from the point of attack and the blocker and defender were out of it, DO NOT FUCKING THROW THE FLAG.
And for the love of all things holy, stop GUESSING!!! If you saw it, flag it, if you didn’t know what you saw but you need to assume, stick you head up your ass.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:41 pm

Many scouts thought he would only be useful as a slot guy in the NFL. I disagreed at the time, but I’m beginning to think they were 100% correct. He looks quick in short spaces, so why not put him in there.
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 1:41 pm

Dallas Sucks
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 1:42 pm

When?
-Tire
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 1:42 pm

Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Beasley and Elliott, but especially without Homo, Deez and Sandwich…
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:42 pm

preach! I couldn’t agree more
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 1:43 pm

H20 I never said he’s had a lot of those flashes
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 1:44 pm

Here is what I don’t understand, it seems like in every game I’ve seen this year the flag gets thrown, then there is a 30second to 2 min convo between the Refs about it. Did you really not know why you threw the flag? Do we need to talk ever ref into/out of the call? Are they talking with NY about picking the flag up? WTF is going on, and if the Refs can stop the game for that long, that many times a game, why can’t we use Replay? You’ve completely throw the “it takes too long” argument out the window with these meetings.
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 1:44 pm

I think in large part it starts with the impossible tasks these referees are asked to accomplish. The rule book is too long and too dense, and the precedents and interpretations set by the league are inconsistent and often just flat out wrong. They should scrap the rule book and start all over.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 1:48 pm

JosephR2225 Well yeah, been saying that for years now, but it’s not going to happen apparently.
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 1:51 pm

If a ratings decline really could be tied to officiating, I think there would be a chance that they address officiating in a meaningful way. I just don’t think it is. I think the ratings decline is due mostly to people finding reliable means of streaming NFL games and not being willing to pay $200/month for cable.
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 1:54 pm

DallasCowboysSux What is this all about?
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:54 pm

I think the refs are doing a great job
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 1:55 pm

suckage
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:55 pm

All you guys are buying into the media hype
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:55 pm

didn’t MFA’s site fold?
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 1:56 pm

I Love You
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 1:56 pm

Yes… years ago.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:56 pm

I’m being serious
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 1:56 pm

A lot of globalist elites in here
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:56 pm

How does he have so many more likes then you
Bill_In_FL

October 18, 2016 at 1:57 pm

Last part, NFL has told refs to err on the side of caution where player safety is concerned.
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 1:57 pm

Yes. It did.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:57 pm

All voting for Clinton to
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:57 pm

I blame the mods.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 1:58 pm

If you want to read about LB prospects. Here’s a late first round guy
https://twitter.com/ITPylon/status/788370994616528897
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 1:58 pm

You can’t blame the Mods cause they never were there.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:58 pm

Overrated position
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 1:58 pm

rigged
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:59 pm

Of course
H20

October 18, 2016 at 1:59 pm

Watched him play this weekend. He looks good. While I was watching him though, I couldn’t help but notice #14, their safety. Always around the ball making plays. Forget his name right now. Cunningham looked good though too.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 1:59 pm

Just remember not one vote counts
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 1:59 pm

LBs, TE, RBs, and QB. All overrated according to Reese
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 2:00 pm

I’m liking the positions that are deep in this year’s class so far. I’m not too worried about picking in the backend of the first. Keep winning Vikings!
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:02 pm

when I offer trades in FFB, I try to be as fair as possible…. a guy in one of my PPR leagues leagues is trying to trade for Lamar Miller… he offered me two trades that I rejected, they were: 1) Lacy and Bortles, 2) Lacy and D. Parker…. all 3 of those guys are on his bench, WTF is wrong with people? I countered with Miller and Hurns for Julio… I know you all care deeply about my FFB teams, but trying to trade is so frustrating… either no one wants to trade or they offer you garbage for good players
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 2:02 pm

Mark Bullock ‏@MarkBullockNFL 51s52 seconds ago
Scherff had a strong performance against Fletcher Cox, I’ll have a post on that match up this week along with Cousins’ best game of the year
H20

October 18, 2016 at 2:03 pm

I still want one of the WRs coming out. This year’s class appears to be much better than the past couple imo. But there are a number of positions I’d be ok with.
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 2:03 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP His posts are more compelling.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 2:03 pm

Classic case of trade your worst players for someone’s one best player
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 2:03 pm

SPAM
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 2:04 pm

It’s why I rarely make trades.
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 2:04 pm

Lupo I hope you lose
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 2:04 pm

Maybe they could get Marshall for Cox
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:04 pm

I just don’t get it… it’s a little insulting lol
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 2:04 pm

Jets do love them some big boys.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 2:05 pm

Wentz needs playmakers but at some point you have to move on to using draft capital elsewhere. Davis guy is intriguing but I’d rather continue building the defense.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:06 pm

defense and OL
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 2:06 pm

Everyone thinks they are smarter than everyone else. They think… these two guys put up as much as the guy I’m trading for, so it must be a good deal. No one looks at the other player’s roster and tries to come up with something that makes sense. You need a top player in exchange for Miller. If he isn’t willing to give up a top player, he’s just wasting everyone’s time.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:07 pm

exactly…I was laughing when he kept countering with that junk…. I offered him CJ for Larry Fitz and he rejected it.. he hasn’t rejected my Julio offer yet but i’m sure he will
H20

October 18, 2016 at 2:08 pm

How yo guys don’t see WR as the top priority is beyond me. I’m generally all for defense and OL over skill positions in the first round, but Wentz needs a true weapon that can separate. It would make the whole offense so much better.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:08 pm

I think they need WR too but maybe in the 3rd? BPA and all so we’ll so how it plays out
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 2:09 pm

It’s like someone offering Agholor for Brandon Marshall. What world are they in?
H20

October 18, 2016 at 2:09 pm

All we have are 3rd round caliber WRs. You’re banking on getting lucky and finding a true #1 in the 3rd
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 2:09 pm

#InJayWeTrust Kinda says something when your best game of the year has a pick 6 in it.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 2:10 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang #InJayWeTrust So bitter.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:10 pm

the Agholor miss is killing them
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 2:10 pm

Mytee Dongtavious Steelwang #InJayWeTrust HEY IM JUST SAYIN
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 2:10 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang I mean, he was pretty damn good aside form one dumb throw
H20

October 18, 2016 at 2:11 pm

Chip killed them at the WR position. Agholor, Matthews over Robinson, and lolHuff
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 2:11 pm

#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang I think it’s the green uniforms. Kirk simply can’t see the Eagles since they blend in with the field and he thinks he’s in a walk through.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:11 pm

and getting rid of their two best WR’s on the roster
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:12 pm

it looked like a walk through at most parts of the game
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 2:12 pm

Jenkins should have had another one in the end zone, but those are the two throws I can remember that were really bad.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 2:13 pm

Can’t wait
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 2:14 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang I think the fact that he didn’t go full Falco after that helped though. He made some nice throws, got rid of the ball instead of getting sacked/throwing another pick. I’d like to see him move around more and even take off, I am pretty sure there was a play that he ended up throwing away where he had an easy First Down if he had run.
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 2:15 pm

What does full Falco look like?
Does Kirk sing “Rock me Amadeus”?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 2:15 pm

JosephR2225 Full Falco = Quicksand = throwing 1 INT, then throwing another 5, AKA the Fitz.
<-#1 Dallas fan in December

October 18, 2016 at 2:16 pm

https://twitter.com/Duke_Rage/status/788382110977433600 Lol
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 2:18 pm

DP doesn’t look like he skips too many meals. Guess he would know.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 2:19 pm

Hey guys, fun weekend of football that was
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:19 pm

SAT question 4783: Ham sandwich to Andy Reid is as _____________?
a) Ham Wallet is to Penguin
b) STFU
c) Backbreaking INTs to Romo
d) All of the Above
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 2:19 pm

<-Loves Cowboys being on top. Wait, is that Fivers?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 2:20 pm

Great weekend….
H20

October 18, 2016 at 2:20 pm

meh
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:20 pm

D-Jax ran a bad route on that (I think) and he’s too small to body Jenkins out. Not to excuse Kirk but I think the throw was on target given the play.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 2:20 pm

Nice Avi
H20

October 18, 2016 at 2:21 pm

http://www.livefyre.com/profile/35095510/ just now
meh
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 2:21 pm

I thought so as well… U should give frannny the same one…
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:21 pm

Good day we lived bros.
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 2:21 pm

Zee > Zeke
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:21 pm

http://deadspin.com/andrew-brandt-has-another-unfunny-twitter-joke-1695687981
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 2:21 pm

This is why nobody likes you, InJay.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:22 pm

Brandt sux
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 2:23 pm

So….what are the thoughts here on the NFL being able to flex games all year (I guess starting week 2 really)?
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:23 pm

I like this one:https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt
Colts now have 2 of top 3 picks in 2012 Draft. A https://twitter.com/RGIIIsandwich.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:24 pm

Don’t care that much TBH. Sometimes it’s nice to see a terrible game on Thursday or Monday and just do something else.
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 2:24 pm

Main tv networks would hate it
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 2:25 pm

Here you go Francis;
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 2:25 pm

honeybadger23 Dumb. Disappointed in you HB.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 2:25 pm

honeybadger23 NSFW
Remove the Trump face and it will be SFW
H20

October 18, 2016 at 2:26 pm

Fran and I both got stuck with insensitive racists.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:26 pm

I mean, how many times can you say the same thing? look at that story he’s used Ham Sandwich like 10 times!
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:27 pm

dickbutt!
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 2:27 pm

H20 I thought yours was a pretty good troll by Fivers, plus you have a no name change clause. Getting that dumb avi, plus being able to change his name to make fun of it makes that choice dumb.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 2:27 pm
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:28 pm

outside of Thanksgiving , the Thursday night thing needs to go away
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 2:28 pm

Thank you for apologizing for him InJay.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:28 pm

Dickbutt is legend
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:29 pm

It’s ok before week 1 too I guess. SB champs get a little prime time special love and doesn’t really affect the preseason week 4 game or the following week.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:29 pm

http://i.imgur.com/3gt7jxm.gif
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 2:30 pm

Lupo
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:30 pm

It’s so good.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:31 pm

the movie clips slay me… the American Psycho one is awesome
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 2:31 pm

Are you a liberal Badger?
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 2:32 pm

I’m neither a conservative nor a liberal. I look at every issue independently.
rep138

October 18, 2016 at 2:32 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP
You’re looking for Toods, the liberal Texan.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:32 pm

yeah that’s fine… but rest of the year it’s terrible… games suck and the players hate it
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 2:33 pm

Lupo I haven’t seen this one, but i can only assume it’s the business card watermark scene.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 2:33 pm

Fucking liberal
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:33 pm

correct!http://img.pandawhale.com/104943-american-psycho-dickbutt-gif-I-oLgk.gif
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 2:34 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP lol this says so much
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:34 pm

Death to Paul Allen. Long live Dick Butt.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 2:34 pm

Shut it Glen
H20

October 18, 2016 at 2:34 pm

libtard
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 2:34 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP Fuck you, Carl!
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 2:35 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP He’s a Lawyertarian, whoever lets him bill the most hours he supports
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:35 pm

He’s en route to reunite with Andy Dufresne in Zihuatanejo
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 2:40 pm

Good thing we didn’t have to face this Sunday.

https://twitter.com/MikeMayock/status/788388889526493184
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 2:41 pm

Sam is definitely not what worries me about Sunday.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 2:43 pm

https://twitter.com/PopMech/status/788388711738277889
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 2:43 pm

Wtf why
H20

October 18, 2016 at 2:44 pm

I’ll give you a clue: starts with M and ends with Y
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 2:44 pm

honeybadger23 He got his shitty Oscar. Now take the money and run.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 2:45 pm

he’s our hero!
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 2:46 pm

Sir Squatch I wonder who they cast as the poor brown guy with that lame heart ring.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:46 pm

I hope there’s a scene where Tom Hardy, playing Colonial Oilslick prison rapes Leo.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:46 pm

The Rock.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 2:48 pm

Wasn’t he supposed to be an Indian?
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:50 pm

Joey missed the troll! Have another cup of coffee.
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 2:50 pm

I thought he was South American.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 2:50 pm

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/788216175675047936
penguinfarmer

October 18, 2016 at 2:50 pm

honeybadger23 I believe correct term was Redskin
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 2:51 pm

H20 He’s a huge conservation advocate, so it’s not exactly a surprise.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 2:52 pm

How fucking laughable is their off-season pursuit of Fitzpatrick now
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 2:52 pm

honeybadger23 They didn’t pursue him so much as Fitz settled for a lesser deal. But jeez you’d think you could get someone better. Take away Decker and they have problems…that and they have no TEs they can lean on.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 2:53 pm

Did they even have one? It was the media pursuing him. and Brandon Marshall. He should get traded for that.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 2:53 pm

I thought they were the ones trying to sign him ever day.
I could be wrong I was busy this summer
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 2:54 pm

I blame Billy Bush
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 2:55 pm

wrong. tahts why he was so cheap
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 2:55 pm

HailBandG A pussy in hand is worth two to Bush.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 2:58 pm

Jets should have gone after Bradford
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 2:58 pm

Denver should of too
RCULegendOfASkullForker

October 18, 2016 at 2:58 pm

Scherrff still blocking cox …
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:58 pm

I support any grabbing of said “her” by the literal or metaphorical pussy.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 2:58 pm

Eagles should have kept him.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:58 pm

Houston as well.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 2:59 pm

Zing
H20

October 18, 2016 at 2:59 pm

you don’t really believe that
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 2:59 pm

What’s the odds that Wentz gave Kerrigan that jersey after the game?
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 2:59 pm

Mytee No. Next troll
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:00 pm

It would have been a classy thing to do, I wouldn’t put it past him.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:00 pm

splooz How is that a zing? Wentz and Bradford both > Cousins
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 3:00 pm

EaglesSuxSoSTFU148 splooz lol
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 3:00 pm

Mytee It was submitted to DC police for evidence of an assault
rep138

October 18, 2016 at 3:00 pm

I emailed this new Chinese girl at work what size laptop she wanted me to order for her and she wrote back “I would prefer to have 15 inches.”
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 3:01 pm

I’m in a conference call for an hour… Shoukd I take this opportunity to catch up on work or blog on ska?
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 3:01 pm

There are a lot of comments below with no likes.
Just sayin.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:01 pm

you should give your wife 15 inches…
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:01 pm

https://twitter.com/DeadeyeDunkan/status/788394121031454720
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:01 pm

so bang her 5 times
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 3:02 pm

rep138 http://i.imgur.com/i2yYun3.gif
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:02 pm

why is there a link above that says “Washington Redskins play near perfect game in win against eagles” ? rick roll?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 3:02 pm

Cloister to three asshole…
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 3:02 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again “The less we got Kirk involved, the better”
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:03 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Because you haven’t posted your All bEast list for us to troll
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 3:03 pm

TWilly out in the flat ain’t fair. Guess CT didn’t want the TD and just turned back inside.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:03 pm

We ran for 230 yards. They gained 239 yards. Pretty damn good work IMO
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 3:03 pm

how much of the game did you watch?
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:03 pm

Lupo the pick six and kick return
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 3:03 pm

which was pretty much all the Eagles offense
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:04 pm

Awww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-B2TJN8UQ
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:05 pm

Then you saw the 2 mistakes.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:05 pm

I love our toss sweep, but I REALLY love our fly sweep
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 3:06 pm

Which Eagles fan was the one laughing when I implied Matt Jones would be a key to the Redskins victory
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:06 pm

Give em hell HB!
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:07 pm

honeybadger23 I think that was sall the Redskins fans
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 3:08 pm

Probably all of us.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 3:08 pm

I remember the shit I took for saying no Reed was no big deal.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 3:08 pm

Me included
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:09 pm

Bout fucking time HB.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:10 pm

scroll down for your avatar, we don’t need it posted again
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:11 pm

It was a 1 score game, you don’t think it mattered mytee?
Still got rcu crust in your brai…ass?
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 3:11 pm

There he is.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

October 18, 2016 at 3:11 pm

Eagles fans woke up today and it wasnt just a nightmare, they still suck today.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:12 pm

Still here, not fazed. Nice day out.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

October 18, 2016 at 3:12 pm

It was a blowout. Dont kid yourself we completely fucked the eagles
rep138

October 18, 2016 at 3:12 pm

https://twitter.com/EthanGSN/status/787746369012428800
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 3:12 pm

I assume next game we’ll be running a lot more 12 personnel? Going to need that extra blocking/big men to help out big V.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 3:13 pm

RAWWWRR!
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:13 pm

what are you talking about?
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:13 pm

You did. VD did a good job filling in and the run game, Crowder, and the D did the rest.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:13 pm

we assumed this last week too
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 3:14 pm

H20 But….but for real this time?
Right? Right cloister?
🙁
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:14 pm

Don’t worry about it.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:14 pm

maybe he’s talking to someone you have blocked
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 3:14 pm

’tis a good fit I must say
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:14 pm

ahh, probably
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:14 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze that is much better than calling you cloister all week
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 3:15 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Why do you have an avi as Donald Dickbutt?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:15 pm

Not really since I’m not a political person on here. But you’ll get your week.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 3:15 pm

I think it has something to do with the Iggles getting smoked by the Redskins
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:15 pm

H20 no, you were right
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:16 pm

I think you guys had 3 TEs in regularly against us. I remember hearing Lynch say it at least twice.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:17 pm

We did that towards the end of the game, once the defense was finally able to get off the field.
Stupid Kirk throwing pick 6’s
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 3:18 pm

Burton can’t block.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 3:18 pm

No we don’t. Good morning RCU
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:18 pm

Actually he can chip, he’s not as good as Celek or Ertz but he can still contribute.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 3:19 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze lol
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:19 pm

https://twitter.com/Edwerderespn/status/788377353651183616

Anyone know what he said?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 3:19 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Ertz has been a disappointment with his new contract. He has to step it up.
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 3:19 pm

Celek only had 13 snaps and Burton only had 9.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 3:19 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Click your own links.

https://twitter.com/BGenco/status/788372791200477186
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 3:20 pm

he said the Refs sux
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:20 pm

The drop was bad, but other than that, cant blame him if big v is on skates all game and Wentz is running for his life.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 3:20 pm

how many snaps did the O itself have?
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 3:21 pm

There may have been something earlier in the play. That flag comes in a little too quickly for the call to have been based on the part of the play shown in the video.
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 3:21 pm

52
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 3:21 pm

I SEE NOTHING!!
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:22 pm

i meant what does trashing the product mean, i thought this part would embed too
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 3:22 pm

yeah so not regularly.. yuck
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:23 pm

After charting all 29 of Wentz’s dropbacks on Sunday, I found that they gave help to Vaitai in the form of chip blocks, slide protections or designated double teams with tight ends on 18 of those 29 pass attempts. Of the remaining 11, three were play-action passes and two were screens (plays designed to help linemen), so he was really only “left on an island” on six passing plays in the entire game by my count.
https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/788362611171663872
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 3:23 pm

http://awfulannouncing.com/2016/sean-mcdonough-keeps-it-real-connecting-poor-ratings-with-nfl-officiating.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:23 pm

http://deadspin.com/sean-mcdonough-didnt-want-to-watch-that-shit-either-1787922910
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 3:24 pm

Big V needs to step the fuck up. Kelce needs to be benched.
NOBODY BEATS THE WIZ
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:24 pm

The wiz be talking a bit much.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:24 pm

Kerrigan was on fire. Tough to stop him when he’s Hulking out. Really bad time for a rookie to have to try…even with help.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:24 pm

EaglesSuxSoSTFU148 How many of those 6 were in the first quarter?
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:25 pm

lol. i don’t think it has anything to do with declining ratings but nice to see him call out the refs
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:25 pm

I wish I was Fran but he doesnt answer that. First sack was Celek vs Kerrigan
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:26 pm

Well that’s dumb Justin
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:26 pm

No it was the RT
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2016/10/16/ryan-kerrigan-has-no-respect-for-laundry-video/
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:27 pm

EaglesSuxSoSTFU148 i realllly don’t like that guys picture for some reason
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:27 pm

refs have always sucked. this is known
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:27 pm

Looks like butt plug just fell out
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:27 pm

LOL, Skins moved up 13 spots in ESPNs Power Ranking. I think they are making up for screwing up last week.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:27 pm

No. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/788085683629985792
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:28 pm

Guess I found his 2nd sack.. Thought Kerrigan ripped jersey on 1st sack.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:29 pm

Good, better to tumble on down from there.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:29 pm

splooz He did, Kerrigan didn’t get credit for that, Blackmon did.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:29 pm

splooz The jersey gets ripped the play I just provided
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 3:29 pm

Why are all the defensive players holding up the 4th down sign?
Teidden

October 18, 2016 at 3:29 pm

http://imgur.com/a/SKg7Q
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:30 pm

God damnit…top 10? Now we’re fucked.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 3:30 pm

Wiz needs to STFU & be ready
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:30 pm

Sick burn on the 0 Cleveland fans here. Good use of Owen Wilson though.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:30 pm

I didnt get that either. You can see the first down marker is 1 on the bottom of the screen
Teidden

October 18, 2016 at 3:31 pm

splooz it was not ment for them if any were here it was funny. so go fuck yourself
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:31 pm

HailBandG They did it all game long, I don’t know why? Maybe it’s their Civil Rights Protest?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:31 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I can feel the pain of your own experience in this comment.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:32 pm

Ok. Can I borrow your fleshlight/dildo?
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 3:33 pm

Not so fast. You never know, the Browns might be one of Squatch’s 7 or 8 most favoritest teams.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:33 pm

Not really since I had no expectations for this year.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:33 pm

Not so dirty secret…Bob is still my guy and he’s there. They’re top 29 for me now.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:34 pm

JosephR2225 https://twitter.com/TheBenNatan/status/788018017577889796
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:34 pm

https://twitter.com/BleedingGreen/status/788401875393667072
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:34 pm

Why dont you just put the butt plug back in, splooz?
Teidden

October 18, 2016 at 3:35 pm

http://imgur.com/a/rgHCY
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:35 pm

Teidden Spam
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:35 pm

What the fuck is Howie doing to that kid?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:35 pm

https://twitter.com/DeadeyeDunkan/status/788401891331956737
————
I want him to get more touches damn it!
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:35 pm

still inaccurate too
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:35 pm

lol that’s more of a burn on Odell.
Teidden

October 18, 2016 at 3:36 pm

H20 very accurate. should be highlighted up top
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:36 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze This comment makes no sense, so I’ll allow it
Teidden

October 18, 2016 at 3:36 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze better than any qr in nfc east history
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:36 pm

add accurate to your list
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:36 pm

Fat Rob, Quick Feet
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:37 pm

The net proposal is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in football in a long long time.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 3:37 pm

H20 #1) Net proposal
#2) Swinging Gate
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:37 pm

H20 Should have negated the TD due to stupidity.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 3:38 pm

H20 I don’t know. Him kicking the net was dumb. Him crying on the sidelines was dumb. The cheap shot on Norman was dumb.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:38 pm

And wants to beat up, fuck and marry a kicking net. I think the bleach from the hair is seeping into his brain.
Teidden

October 18, 2016 at 3:38 pm

H20 show me all the super bowl rings the eagles have
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:38 pm

the fact that he spent time thinking that up is really fucking weird
Teidden

October 18, 2016 at 3:39 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze it is a joke and he play on the media ridiculousness on it all.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:39 pm

Sir Squatch Kendricks WILL miss a tackle
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 3:39 pm

Teidden right here
https://media.giphy.com/media/xT0GqpswuzhOqHP6gM/200w.gif
Teidden

October 18, 2016 at 3:39 pm

H20 you hating because he not on your team winning games for you
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:39 pm

That’s not a ring…it’s a space station!!!!
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:39 pm

Yeah but the problem is it just isn’t funny. So not a good joke.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:39 pm

he’s never made the playoffs or beaten the Eagles
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 3:39 pm

Sir Squatch He did so well on Sunday that I shouldn’t make the Chappelle Show R.Kelly reference for awhile
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:39 pm

Giants win and Teidden is here. Im so surprised
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm

H20 i didn’t get the one before that……….was that supposed to be a coffin, or was he supposed to be fucking it?
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm

he’s on pace to make my ignore list
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm

EaglesSuxSoSTFU148 It’s OK. He’ll be gone next week. And the week after. And probably the week after that….
Teidden

October 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm

EaglesSuxSoSTFU148 i was in a fucking flood moron
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm

What would you say Graham was doing on that play?
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm

worst excuse ever
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again 100% molestation, no way did it consent.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm

Teidden Glad you’re OK
Giants sux doe
Teidden

October 18, 2016 at 3:41 pm

Eagles fans always having sandy vagina and always crying like little bitches. I am out got things to do. PEACE
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:41 pm

Teidden See you in 10
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:42 pm

go dry off the bottom of your pants
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 3:42 pm

Since you were just in a flood, I’ll bet you vag has way more sand in it.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:43 pm

he was in a flood of Giants losses, now that it’s over he be talkin again
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 3:44 pm

Teidden 3-2 > 3-3
Giants Sux
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:45 pm

Getting abused by a team that many of them bragged for a week they’d steamroll does that to people. This must be why Squatch assumes the Skins will lose every game. Always pleasantly surprised!
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:46 pm

Not sacking Kirk. Like every other play.
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 3:48 pm

Dagnabit!!! She just left. I was gonna ask her if her house got flooded.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:48 pm

Heading into the bye at 5-3 and 6-2 are possible for the Skins at this point. We’re gonna lose our fucking minds if this team claws back to be 6-2.
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 3:49 pm

splooz You’re a skins fan…. you already lost your mind
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:50 pm

Guilty and proud of it fuckface. Wanna dance?
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:50 pm

injay should have gave cloister the KaepFro avi
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:50 pm

Eat a dickbutt, Splooz
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:50 pm

That’s my boy.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:51 pm

I’ll allow it to put that faggot in his place.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:51 pm

https://twitter.com/FO_ASchatz/status/788405256380035072
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:52 pm

Thanks for nothing, Giants.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 3:52 pm

i wouldn’t have bet 50 cents that 3 beast teams would be in the top 12 through week 6
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:52 pm

Hopefully it’s an after bye hangover but it needs to end.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

October 18, 2016 at 3:53 pm

Eagles fans claiming it was just a 7 pt game as if they didnt get thier asses completely fucking kicked by the Redskins. Your O scored a fucking field goal and got dominated. Your defense got 230 yrd ran on of course Kirk isnt going to throw why would you? They dominated the defense, butt fucked the entire team…BWAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHAHA
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 3:53 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Pit should be rethought. I see a rough patch in their future
RCULegendOfASkullForker

October 18, 2016 at 3:53 pm

Wentz over reaction close second
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:54 pm

Lets just be honest here about the two losses. The DET game was a fiasco, not going to say the Refs won it for DET, but they sure didn’t help the Eagles or even be neutral. The Skins game was a Division game which are completely unpredictable. I don’t think anyone should be writing the Eagles off based on those two losses.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 3:55 pm

road game too… still disappointing.. they were whooped
H20

October 18, 2016 at 3:55 pm

Skins whooped up on the Eagles, I’ll give your guys credit. The Det game hurts because the Eagles really didn;t get a fair shake.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:55 pm

I don’t either but those penalties need to stop ASAP. plus better red zone offense
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 3:55 pm

RCULegendOfASkullForker I read that in Monday’s paper. Even on Monday, it was yesterday’s news…..
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 3:56 pm

Lions should have been a win.. 4-1 would feel a whole lot better
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:56 pm

Lupo I’m not sure what to make of the Skins, we knew the offense had potential to be extremely explosive. The Defense in the last two games looks like they might have made a turn to at least help keep the Skins in games, which is huge for us. If they can go into DET and put on a show, I think they need to stop being underestimated.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 3:57 pm

I think Detroit can have success throwing the ball, but IMO WAS should win
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 3:58 pm

Lupo Who are their passing weapons besides Tate?
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 3:58 pm

Marvin Jones
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 3:59 pm

I’m disappointed you liked this fivers. This isn’t internet friends behavior.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 4:00 pm

Marvin Jones is #1. Theo Riddick is #2, he’s been hurt. Golden Tate and Ebron have contributed next. But it’s really all about shutting down their backs and Marvin Jones.
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 4:01 pm

Cooter spreads the ball pretty evenly in the passing game among Tate, Boldin, Jones and Riddick, with Ebron being good enough to have to pay attention to.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 4:01 pm

Jones is killing it.. and Riddick will be back, probably.. not sure about Ebron….Stafford has been pretty good so far
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:01 pm

I forgot all about Jones. I wonder how they are going to play the DBs
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 4:02 pm

Norman likely will just stay on one side. Next week is the interesting challenge for the DBs with AJ Green.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:02 pm

Lupo Doesn’t look like he’s been killing it the past few games though. I really haven’t paid attention to DET so I’m not sure what we are walking into. I’m really hoping we aren’t looking to get into a 45-40 type game situation.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 4:02 pm

I’d imagine straight up.. not sure Norman needs to shadow Jones
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 4:02 pm

Sir Squatch Lupo Same Detroit team that they’ve been for the past 4 years. About the 20th best team in the league.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:03 pm

Mytee How has their Oline looks this year? Would love to see another big pressure game.
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 4:04 pm

Tate is about to step up. He’s as good as it gets at being a #2 WR and they know how to spread it around.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 4:04 pm

their OL is not very good
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 4:05 pm

Just looked at the schedule, and there are some interesting matchups this week. SEA/ AZ should be a good game, WAS/ DET will be interesting. The Eagles are in for a fight, and Giants at Rams….. hehe.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 4:05 pm

Lupo https://twitter.com/FO_ASchatz/status/787736804216696832
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:06 pm

Mytee Okay, this should be interesting
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 4:06 pm

I’d love a shootout
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 4:06 pm

Sir Squatch Mytee Skins need to score 50.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 4:07 pm

Liked for the LOL regarding the Giants
Good morning Gramps
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:07 pm

Lupo I would love the Skins to score 31 in the first quarter and allow 0.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:07 pm

Personally ignoring people is way more fun than a script.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 4:07 pm

I would love for you to STFU
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 4:08 pm

I actually concur.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 4:08 pm

Giants in London this week? bleh
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:08 pm

Lupo But we can’t all get what we want
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 4:08 pm

What did he say?
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 4:08 pm

honeybadger23 No clue
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 4:08 pm

Frenchie! I do feel sorry for the kicking net. That’s illegal in 7 states.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 4:08 pm

I disagree
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:09 pm

Said no one
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 4:10 pm

Lupo yeah, but if you’re in a western time zone, you can pick up half a game on the giants before you wake up.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 4:11 pm

Here’s a question for RCU & you Skins fans,
You deserve all the credit in the world for the win on Sunday. You guys dominated the game from start to finish.
Given that you won by 7 points, what is the takeaway from the game? I mean, not that I’m using RCU’s excitement over the win as the Skins fan standard, but do you guys feel you “left meat on the bone”?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:12 pm

The only issue is spam. And now I just leave.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:12 pm

H20 yeah I’m so jealous of you monkeys
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 4:13 pm

Frenchie! Wentz had a bad game and his receivers had brick hands too often. I still think the Eagles are the second best team in the division.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 4:13 pm

BSPN Power Rankings:
4. Cowpukes

2016 record: 5-1
Week 6 ranking: 7
84.7: http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2577417/dak-prescott might have to give way to http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/5209/tony-romo following the Cowboys’ Week 7 bye, but he probably shouldn’t if you look at one key stat. Prescott’s 84.7 Total QBR this season ranks second-best among all quarterbacks, trailing only Atlanta’s http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/11237/matt-ryan.

9. The Washington Redskins

2016 record: 4-2
Week 6 ranking: 22
11-5: The Redskins have won four straight and eight of their past 10, and since that game in which http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/14880/kirk-cousins asked an infamous question, Washington is 11-5. Cousins has thrown 32 touchdowns to nine interceptions in that span.

12. The Cheating Mara’s

2016 record: 3-3
Week 6 ranking: 17
69: http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/16733/odell-beckham-jr. seems to be in and out of games this season, even when he’s on the field. But when http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/5526/eli-manning can find him, the Giants win. Manning’s completion percentage to Beckham in wins is 69 percent this season, compared to 50 percent in losses.

15. Iggles
<-#1 Dallas fan in December

October 18, 2016 at 4:13 pm
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:13 pm

Allowed 0 TDs is a pretty nice takeaway I think. Pressure without blitzing was nice. If the defense really is on the up and up I’d be thrilled. Cousins still not in his groove, with WRs open constantly I think once he (If I guess, but hey, I’ll be optimistic for once!) gets his head on straight they are going to be fucking dangerous. Oline is nuts, love seeing that finally.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 4:14 pm

Sir Squatch I was very impressed with your OL & DL. Won the game for you guys.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 4:14 pm

OL play is the biggest takeaway for me…. huge for that O
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:14 pm

lol that’s really dumb insight for the Eagles.
Starting a rookie at rt might be a reason why DC didn’t have to blitz.
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 4:15 pm

Frenchie! BTW, it would help if the offense could find the end zone
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:15 pm

American Dad gets it.
It’s way more infuriating for the trolls,
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 4:16 pm

I felt the game should have been 41 to 6 and I won’t be satisfied until my team finally starts putting teams away like they are supposed to.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 4:17 pm

No reason at all for that game to be 7 points.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 4:17 pm

Cousins still sucks. What else is there to say?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:17 pm

Mytee Going up 14, having the run back and just knowing that we were about to royally screw up is horrible, but we do it every single time.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:17 pm

I forgot Kristen Bell has a small part on Deadwood.
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 4:18 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze small part and dead wood…. is this a Trump joke?
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 4:18 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0225332/?ref_=tt_trv_qu: Do you really think you’re going to get out of here alive?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0068338/?ref_=tt_trv_qu: I’m gonna give it a god damn whirl!
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 4:18 pm

I once lost a dessert at a ‘serve-yourself’ restaurant by the time I got back to the table.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 4:19 pm

@Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I don’t remember her in it at all but IMDB says she said that.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:19 pm

you’re voting for gary Johnson aren’t you?
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 4:20 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Hillary
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:20 pm

She dies in like 1 episode, doesn’t go out easy either.
toodlum

October 18, 2016 at 4:20 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again 7 times
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 4:21 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze LMAO!!! Who picked your avi?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:21 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Did anyone go out easy in Deadwood?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:22 pm

Hbg is a big sizzler fan… who knew
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:22 pm

HB
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 4:22 pm

It was some mom-and-pop restaurant in Va. Some little brownie or blondie on a little plate. Disappeared.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:23 pm

Bill Hickok, shot in the back. Didn’t see it coming.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:23 pm

Hbg is a big acid fan… who knew.
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 4:24 pm

As always, I blame some fat kid.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:24 pm

She does has a lezbo screen tho.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:25 pm

i think Jon Dorenbos is quite possibly a faggot
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:25 pm

Non-sequitur Tuesdays up in here.
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 4:26 pm

Dallas Sucks
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 4:26 pm

http://www.24-7pressrelease.com/attachments/024/press_release_distribution_0249923_47216.jpg
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:27 pm

Lupo https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/788414590002597888
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 4:27 pm

Time to reunite against the common enemy.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:28 pm

Well DC fans have become increasingly more active on here, so that’s bound to happen.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:28 pm

Lupo Bro, NSFW that shit
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:28 pm

https://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/788415021533409280

poor guy is gonna get the Romo treatment
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:29 pm

lol
H20

October 18, 2016 at 4:29 pm

Agreed, a little warning next time Lupo, sheesh
RCULegendOfASkullForker

October 18, 2016 at 4:29 pm

We gave up a special teams TD off a terrible penalty. Malcom Jenkins made a good play off Kirks 1 bad play. We dominated and threw the eagles around all game long. It wasnt close.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 4:29 pm

what does that mean?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:30 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Get paid ridiculous amounts of money to not do shit in the playoffs?
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 4:30 pm

it was for Justin!
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:30 pm

this was kind of the narrative for the cowboys in the past. always have a chance to win because Romo carries the team
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 4:30 pm

Lol…
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:30 pm

Lupo well received on this end lupo.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:31 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Do you know what Kawakami’s full point of the comment is though?
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 4:31 pm

Of course not… he’s stupid.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:31 pm

i think he’s trying to relate to the niners situation. but I’m not.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 4:32 pm

it’s all about the QB.. niners don’t have one
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:32 pm

hopefully you get to take her fishing
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 4:32 pm

They’re going to draft Brad Kaaya.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:32 pm

And the Raiders do, while they work on other parts of the team. Not the same as the Cowboys with Romo.
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 4:33 pm

It’s about getting more Twitter followers from Raiders Nation… DUH
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:34 pm

There is also the fact that Kawakami is an idiot, which can’t be discounted.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 4:35 pm

RCULegendOfASkullForker I’ll accept this response. Thank you
RCULegendOfASkullForker

October 18, 2016 at 4:36 pm

We also skull forked and butt fucked you guys….
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 4:36 pm

RCULegendOfASkullForker And there it is
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:39 pm

Sir Squatch I would venture to guess, Romo is up there in ranking of # of 4th quarter comebacks, and that Carr is on a similar pace. total guess.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 4:40 pm

Derek Carr > Romo in his prime
RCULegendOfASkullForker

October 18, 2016 at 4:40 pm

It was close because of 3 random plays. The Offense and Defense of the eagles either way got destroyed and Djax dropped the first pass Ive ever seen him drop that was a 40 yr TD.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 4:40 pm

fair
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:41 pm

I think so but i would have to look at the numbers.

Romo and TO were a nasty duo
tire148

October 18, 2016 at 4:41 pm

And balanced
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 4:41 pm

Have we discussed Westworld yet?
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:41 pm

honeybadger23 i’m down, if no objections. I’m caught up
H20

October 18, 2016 at 4:41 pm

Numbers Shmumbers
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:41 pm

Not the last episode yet.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:41 pm

honeybadger23 I haven’t seen this weeks yet
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:41 pm

I really like Carr. happy for the raiders too
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 4:41 pm

Only seen half of the second one
RCULegendOfASkullForker

October 18, 2016 at 4:41 pm

Oh come on frenchie I am just fucking around cause you just said no whamping etc. You eagles fans sure sensative past few weeks. Came out the gate on fire now just blowing smoke.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:42 pm

honeybadger23 guess that’s a no lol
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 4:42 pm

Damit squatch
H20

October 18, 2016 at 4:42 pm

I’m waiting to binge. Please no spoilers until I give the go ahead in a couple months.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 4:42 pm

Lincoln takes a slug to the back of the head while sitting in the theater
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 4:42 pm

Same
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 4:42 pm

Lets here about westworld so I don’t have to watch it
H20

October 18, 2016 at 4:43 pm

DAMNIT INJAY!!
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:43 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP you’ll like it. you like leftovers. and i’m assuming you used to like westerns
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 4:43 pm

DON’T TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS IN THE JFK EPISODE!
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:43 pm

They figured out the point of the maze…. it’s Odell banging a kicking net
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 4:43 pm

RCULegendOfASkullForker I know. Best way to get a football answer out of you! 🙂
I’m still feeling good about our season so far. I figured we’d be 3-2 at this point. I like our chances this week and going forward
This is a 3-team race for the division. Tis a good thing
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:43 pm

H20 Francois already blew the spoiler about Wild Bill
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 4:43 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP A bunch of Glens working for Carls designed a VR world with Cowboys and Redskins
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 4:44 pm

My wife really likes it so I will probably hate it
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 4:44 pm

Other than that, how was the play?
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:44 pm

Sir Squatch H20 that actually was a spoiler for me. still haven’t watched deadwood
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 4:44 pm

It’s Grand Theft Auto in a Western setting. Where you are actually there.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:44 pm

JosephR2225 the party kind of went across the street after that
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 4:44 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Sir Squatch H20 Hard to be spoiled on a series that’s been out for years now.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:44 pm

It’s not a spoiler for a show that’s been over for a decade.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:45 pm

NO I WAS WRONGED!
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:45 pm

Damnit… forgot to add “SPOILER ALERT!”
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 4:45 pm

SPOILER ALERT:

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:45 pm

Plus, by the way, the 150+ years since the actual event
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 4:45 pm

It takes place in Chicago ?
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 4:45 pm

*fucking
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:45 pm

Sir Squatch THATS ANOTHER SPOILER GOD DAMN IT
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 4:45 pm

honeybadger23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR5hJdiRrP0
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:45 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Have you never played poker?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 4:46 pm

I’ve never seen that movie, I’ve only been spoiled on the ending.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 4:47 pm

Its funny when eagles fans are left talking about how bad the Jets are
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:47 pm

Cmn didn’t watch the only good m. Night movie
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:47 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang It was pretty obvious in the movie, despite what people claim.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:47 pm

Sir Squatch lol never. (bring on the “are you fuckin serious” comments lol)
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:48 pm

I’ve never played poker or chess. (no pun infuckingtended
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:48 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again You’re missing out
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:48 pm

That explains a few things.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 4:49 pm

we can talk about how bad the Giants are & how your star WR has mental issues…if you like?
H20

October 18, 2016 at 4:49 pm

3-2 > 3-3
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:49 pm

Sir Squatch My grandma was a card dealer in a local cardroom my whole life. i hated that place as a kid. never got into any card games. I think ive told this story before.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:49 pm

Chess i have no explanation, was never taught it.
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 4:49 pm

H20 Lupo, what say you?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 4:50 pm

Clean up the basement, DC ruined that place,
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 4:50 pm

Iggles>NYG sorry mose
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 4:50 pm

Monz Venus H20
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:51 pm

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/788421636030623748

lol
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 4:52 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze That stink filters into your nose and forks you from within! LOL.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 4:52 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again $400M in advertising for a product that doesn’t work when you need it, awkward
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:52 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang I’m sure the NFL loved it when he threw one earlier in the season because it wasn’t working
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 4:53 pm

Was it ESPN where someone got caught having an iPad behind the Microsoft Tablet they were supposed to be using? That was a funny moment
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:54 pm

“shit, how am I going to explain this to bill gates”
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 4:54 pm

That probably just means he hasn’t figured out a way to hack the opponents’ tablets yet.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:54 pm

honeybadger23 http://gizmodo.com/cnn-discovers-promotional-surface-pro-3s-make-fantastic-1654939705
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:54 pm

anyone gonna go for the new google phone?

i think I’m going to wait a few versions
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 4:54 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Belichick hates when opposing teams hack his tablet. He’s just staying one step ahead of everyone else.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 4:54 pm

Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Probably as much as they love him defiling NFL apparel
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 4:55 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Nah but you can get a pretty sweet deal on a Galaxy Note
RCULegendOfASkullForker

October 18, 2016 at 4:55 pm

You guys will bounce back but you just will never beat the Redskins. Its cool. 🙂
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:57 pm

Sir Squatch honeybadger23 LMAO that’s pretty funny
H20

October 18, 2016 at 4:58 pm

I heard good things. I’m gonna wait too. Then again, I don’t really care about having a really nice phone. Just nice enough.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:58 pm

This is what, their 9th phone? How many more do you need?
H20

October 18, 2016 at 4:59 pm

Can I make calls? Does it internet? Is it cheap enough?
Sign me up!
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 4:59 pm

i thought it was their first
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 4:59 pm

Squatch,

Here is this week’s All bEast Team, brought to you by the Monz.
http://www.redskins.com/team/roster.html
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 4:59 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 4:59 pm

S
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 4:59 pm

T
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 4:59 pm

What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 4:59 pm

H20 Back in my day, phones were in the wall! And they made calls!
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 4:59 pm

Guess Google Marketing does work
H20

October 18, 2016 at 4:59 pm

This stopped being funny way before Bill posted it yesterday.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 4:59 pm

F
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 5:00 pm

U
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 5:00 pm

Add that to your roster Monz!
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:00 pm

Justin is right, you guys are dicks http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/18/13310942/walt-mossberg-pixel-phone-by-google
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:00 pm

H20 Bill posted a Redskins roster? Trader!
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:00 pm

I actually had a rotary phone growing up.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:00 pm

Google’s first phone is first rate
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 5:00 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang H20 And mine had a rotory dial on them with a cord connecting the handset with the base.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:01 pm

Lupo YOU’RE A FIRST RATE
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:01 pm

Lupo Cool story Walt! Lets just ignore the 8 other Nexus phones!
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:01 pm

don’t play semantics with me!!
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:01 pm

*rape
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 5:01 pm

Read the first three words of your post, then ask yourself just how far from the pack you have strayed.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:01 pm

Tech geek anger is fo real!
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:02 pm

Lupo What’s the difference? That Google is now lying about making the phone? It’s the same damn thing, a phone made by HTC and branded as Pixel.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 5:02 pm

You’re a first rate rape?
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 5:02 pm

H20 Sorry H2O. I was pretty busy yesterday and didn’t see that. I’ll try something fresher later.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:02 pm

it was difficult to type that
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:02 pm

Did we talk about how good Cleveland’s pitching is yet fucknuts?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:02 pm

H20 You start a post with the words “Justin is right” and you’re looking for a fight, IMO.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:02 pm

At long last, almost eight years to the day http://allthingsd.com/20081015/google-answers-the-iphone/ went on sale, Google is launching a smartphone for which it designed the hardware, software, and cloud ecosystem itself: the Pixel. No longer will the tech giant be entirely dependent on other companies to present Android in its best light, in hardware that varied wildly but never was built from the ground up to be the best physical instantiation of pure, Google Android.
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:03 pm

Apparently Screamin A went on a bitch rant because we were celebrating after the game. Fucking clown
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:03 pm

Lupo I stand by my statement, it’s not their first phone.
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:03 pm

Am I doing the bEast team again this week
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:03 pm

wind up ESPN anger muppet lol
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

#InJayWeTrust THE DALLAS REDSKINS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CELEBRATE A VICTORY, AND LEBRAWN JAMES IS GOING TO REPEAT AS NBA CHAMPIONS
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

By all means.
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

Lupo Steinberg is far and away the best DC sports media guy. He’s fantastic
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

who fucking cares?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

Let Justin have a crack at it.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

great hairdo
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang fuck no
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

#InJayWeTrust Please email it to me if you want to, with a picture of your choosing. Use the last post as a template, might make it easier.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

https://twitter.com/ZackCoxNESN/status/788411998006603776
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:05 pm

Nobody? We were simply having a discussion, not like any other discussion in here means anything.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:06 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again If you ask him stuff re: football/football strategy he’s actually pretty detailed in his responses
Weech

October 18, 2016 at 5:06 pm

5-1?
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 5:07 pm

Do any of you watch gotham?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:07 pm

There should be an all-Least team as a counter to the all-Beast.
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 5:07 pm

honeybadger23 If it’s not porn, I don’t watch it.
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:07 pm

Here you go http://www.giants.com/team/roster.html
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 5:07 pm

Easy enough, just have Justin attempt to do the all-Beast team
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:07 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang This is why we tell Justin to do an All-bEast
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 5:07 pm

#InJayWeTrust LOL.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:07 pm

I thought we were rotating having people do the all-beast.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:07 pm

honeybadger23 Damn it InJay!
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:07 pm

pretty solid answer
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:08 pm

honeybadger23 Great post Jay
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:08 pm

H20 I thought we were doing whoever wanted to do it and put a little effort in
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 5:08 pm

Weech 4. Damn Weech. Did you fail math?
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:08 pm

I thought Cloister just wanted someone else to yell at every week
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:08 pm

Frenchie, to answer your earlier question: we 100% left meat on the bone that game. It’s no secret that we were a couple of dumbass mistakes from blowing that thing wide open in the 2nd quarter.
BUT, since we won, I don’t really care about the meat left on the bone. Our team played extremely well for the most part, and I am very encouraged from that. If we can continue to win the line of scrimmage like that, I think we can do some good things going forward.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:09 pm

It’s been somebody different every week so far. Doesn’t really matter to me though. Has a Cowboys fan done it yet?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:09 pm

#InJayWeTrust Being that I’m too lazy to look it up, what was out RZ success rate in the game?
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 5:10 pm

H20 Are you counting Chustin?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:10 pm

High
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:10 pm

now frenchies interested
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:10 pm

of course not, that thing should be burned with acid and never looked at again
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:10 pm

H20 I have no dog in the fight, I just post them. Happy for whoever who wants to do it to do so.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:10 pm

Sir Squatch #InJayWeTrust 60%
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:11 pm

the all beast offense is pretty fucking easy.
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:11 pm

Sir Squatch Pretty good, by my math
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 5:11 pm

Why don’t you both just STFU?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:11 pm

Both were great but hb’s was better.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:11 pm

*Goes to find an Eric Rowe GIF*
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:11 pm

don’t matter to me really, I’ll just ignore it if it’s done by the same faggot
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:12 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again If it’s so easy, why don’t you do it
“Ok, I will”
*justin makes list*
*list is mocked for 2 hours*
*justin tops argumet*
*justin sends list to squatch*
*list is ignored, list is mocked in InJay’s all bEast team*
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:12 pm

H20 I’m not accepting it from Justin, don’t worry
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:12 pm

fuck. you. both.
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:12 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again I got it this week J
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:12 pm

If Justin actually cares to put a little work into this time, he should get a chance to do it
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:12 pm

you just typed way too much for something not funny
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:13 pm

please tell me what bothered you so much about my list, I’m curious
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:13 pm

Justin let’s do the all beast team next week
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:13 pm

*makes mistake, only finds Rambo and amerson high fiving*
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:13 pm

wrong faggot
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:13 pm

Squatch what’s your email
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:14 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP they made a movie about this pairing already
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:14 pm

[email protected]
rep138

October 18, 2016 at 5:14 pm

#InJayWeTrust
[email protected]
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:14 pm

[email protected]
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:14 pm

[email protected]
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:14 pm

I look like Bill a little
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:14 pm

#InJayWeTrust this game is fun
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:14 pm

You prefaced your all-beast defense by saying, I’m not looking up stats, just going to spit ball…then proceeded to leave off the division sack leader and included 13 players
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:14 pm

that was my biggest issue
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:14 pm

Grow your hair out Justin
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:15 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Mostly it sucking
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:15 pm

H20 because i wanted to get it out to you guys. I got asked to do it, then asked to hurry up like 20 times
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:15 pm

Fine, fuck y’all.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:15 pm

someone leaves off someone as a mistake every week. Trent Murphy was a mistake.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:15 pm

[email protected]
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:16 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP i’d need to eat more rice too
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:16 pm

you have my reasons
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:16 pm

Sir Squatch answer the question
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 5:16 pm

rep138 #InJayWeTrust LOL. Does Compuserve still host email, or is that part of the rub?
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:16 pm

Anybody want Justin’s email? Besides Beaster
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:16 pm

[email protected]
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:16 pm

I like where this is headed
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 5:16 pm

splooz Shut up. Jays keep trying to hit HRs. Getting beat by small ball. Runs have been hard to come by in the series.
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm

Sir Squatch Squatch I can’t email you if I don’t have a damn email
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm

I have his work info
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm

lol stop it. you just want me to post a picture of your wife so you can brag
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm

Sorry Injay, here’s his email.
[email protected]
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm

H20 everyone does lol
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm

I think I just ruined it.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm

Never do that
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Thanks Dickbutt
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:18 pm

Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I appreciate that there is entire federal agency dedicated to me in your world.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:18 pm

Anybody that can’t remember a simple email address is a fucking retard
rep138

October 18, 2016 at 5:18 pm

Monz Venus rep138 #InJayWeTrust
Looks that way.
MacBook-Pro:.ssh lab03$ dig -t MX +short compuserve.net
10 mail.mx4.compuserve.com.
10 mail.mx5.compuserve.com.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:18 pm

SVU is a federal agency?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:19 pm

https://spikedkoolaid.com/article-submission/
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:19 pm

I can remember email address just not phone numbers anymore
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:19 pm

Sir Squatch i thought that didn’t work
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:19 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again Sir Squatch You entered in two letters instead of 2 digits
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:19 pm

The .gov part was a last second thought, because you are nsa.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 5:19 pm

Didnt you just email him last week? Just look at your sent folder numbnuts
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:19 pm

[email protected]
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:19 pm

Why are you talking to yourself again
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:19 pm

honeybadger23 nah I posted it here
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:20 pm

wow, you’re not a retard after all!
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:20 pm

squatch knows my digits!
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:20 pm

heyo!
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:20 pm

you had to look it up, admit it
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:20 pm

100% true
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 5:20 pm

rep138 Monz Venus #InJayWeTrust Wow. That brings back memories. There was a time when all you could get was AOL or Compuserve.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:20 pm

H20 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-GL8r-CIAAGQYD.jpg
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 5:21 pm

Splooz,
The pitching by both teams has been great in the series. The Jays are getting beat with small ball. Indians are playing station to station while the Jays are trying to put the ball over the fence with every swing. It’s infuriating cuz the Indians pitchers are throwing a ton of off-speed pitches and painting the corners.
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 5:21 pm

25 minutes and 117 posts on how to send an e-mail.
This is a special place.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 5:22 pm

JosephR2225 You’re glad you came back
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:22 pm

is she a cowboys fan? tell the truth
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:22 pm

did you count the posts?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:22 pm

Mm was the first to post the real address.
We are all dishonored.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:22 pm

now about that tampermonkey install….
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:23 pm

so tits
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:23 pm

Alright Squatch, it’s submitted. I think Cows fans will like one change I made. Picture as well
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:23 pm

H20 oh so you finally figured it out. congrats.
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:23 pm

I’m afraid
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again You should. Romo is the QB
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

I’m just going to ignore it.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

Is that new article ready yet?
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

Romo is damn near OL at this point
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

“Weech, what e-mail are we sending survivor pool money too again?”
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone I submitted it like 60 whole seconds ago I dunno what’s taking Squatch so long
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

ME
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again He’s on the team. Just to make you mad.
Then, Jerry will do it for reals
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

You all have good pitchers…no denying that. Cleveland has great pitching. Just saying.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

October 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

Can I get a BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA for the eagles or what?
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

Is the all-beast cumulative or week to week?
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:25 pm

[email protected]
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 5:25 pm

At this point it looks like you can directly pay me.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 5:25 pm

[email protected]
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 5:25 pm

You’re a Good man badger…
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:25 pm

FIRST
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:25 pm

lol
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:25 pm

honeybadger23 “Wait who is charging this account for money?”
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 5:25 pm

Not for long! You picking the Eagles this week right?
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:26 pm

*weech gets bill for $50,000
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:26 pm

RCULegendOfASkullForker http://media.tumblr.com/72b0e9a858eb73f414d5ba68c9b8f22e/tumblr_inline_nd2vilmGSD1qmvl9m.jpg
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:26 pm

The women pays for the wedding please explain Badger
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:26 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP I knew you were a Mormon
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:26 pm

*father in law
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 5:26 pm

It’s the bride’s family that pays cause the Groom could give a shit.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:26 pm

Still nothing, Badger is a welcher
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:26 pm

Squatch – two part question. If I block somebody instead of ignoring them:
1) can I still see the others responses?
2) will my comment section stop having occasional seizures?
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 5:27 pm

1. No
2. Yes
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:27 pm

1: No, you lose the entire thread
2: what do you mean by that?
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:27 pm

Mytee “I just want an open bar, because my friends and family will judge me if I don’t.”
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:27 pm

Sir Squatch I posted it in the article submission area. If you give me a fucking email this will be a lot easier
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:27 pm

Sir Squatch Seizures = comments being blocked
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 5:27 pm

Mytee It’s only fair. The groom pays for the rest of his life. Let the parents that brought the bitch into this world pay for the damn wedding.
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 5:27 pm

You c an see that they post in the pop up in the bottom right.
If you ignore, you can see their name with no post.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 5:27 pm

lmao it was actually posted below
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:27 pm

click my name
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:27 pm

#InJayWeTrust Oh, if you submitted it then nevermind
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 5:27 pm

splooz I hate the Indians bullpen. Once it has gone to them in the series, game done
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:28 pm

My comments go up and down sometimes blocking retards comments from coming through
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:28 pm

Monz Venus Mytee I can tell you use the pickup line “You look like my next ex-wife” a lot, Monz.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:28 pm

We is he asking for funds is he the bride ?
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:28 pm

true, what’s the rule in gay marriage? is it a pitcher-catcher thing?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:28 pm

Hmm…I think that sometimes happens to me even with blocked people if they post a huge block of text or big picture, the comments still load that technically, so it loads it, then blocks it.
Monz Venus

October 18, 2016 at 5:28 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Monz Venus Mytee I ask them if I can climb their mountains and plant my flagpole.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:29 pm

Who introduced Tampermonkey? Was it me? I’d like to take credit.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:29 pm

Sir Squatch Yeah. You can usually see a snippet of what someone is saying before it’s scripted out.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:29 pm

thanks for your prompt response in this matter
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 5:29 pm

Matt Mosley is down with OPP Because he wants free money.
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:29 pm

splooz lpensinger / aka Beast Finance Monkey
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:29 pm

splooz Credit goes to Sir Splooz…
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 5:29 pm

splooz We used it back at ESPN no?
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm

Yup
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm

I thought I had a different script there
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm

It’s was me
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm

splooz Script was different, still used TamperMonkey though
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:31 pm

I can just block people out just like a do in RL
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:31 pm

I’ll still take some credit as being the first to find the livefyre script to do away with beaster.
rep138

October 18, 2016 at 5:31 pm

Monz Venus Mytee
Lol. I bet you give a great wedding toast!
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:31 pm

How this blog was meant to be: Mosley blocking Mosleys
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:31 pm

With knives and roofies?
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:31 pm

A good man. And thorough
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:32 pm

splooz I miss that dude, he was a good guy
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 5:32 pm

jeez there are a lot of forgotten names
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:32 pm

When people keep saying stupid stuff I can just stop listening
Dongtavious Steelwang

October 18, 2016 at 5:34 pm

Make The Cowboys Great Again We had a SKA memorial wall before it was defaced with feces
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 5:34 pm

But can you stop typing?
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 5:34 pm

You ‘d make a great president.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:36 pm

splooz Take all the credit you like but….

http://fyre.it/YhrAX9gn.4
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 5:36 pm

I’m going to hang out up here until the new article is done…
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:36 pm

Mosely Degeneres 2016
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:37 pm

Somebody is talking to me now I’m just nodding
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 5:37 pm

Topper
Mytee

October 18, 2016 at 5:37 pm

https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/788433596444999680

Wow, must be some shitty rookies this year.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:38 pm

SKA IT shop can split credit.
Squatch Splooz 2020: Scotch Is Coming!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 5:38 pm

He didn’t have that nice kick return…
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:38 pm

Some first rounders can’t even get on the field.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:39 pm

Best rookie on that team IMO.
22SnakePlissken5150

October 18, 2016 at 5:39 pm

Mytee LOL, East rookies just blowing up this season.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:39 pm

We could be talking about this draft for a long time in the beast.
Obie Juan and Only

October 18, 2016 at 5:40 pm

Hey where are all those Packers fans that were hanging around last week?
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:41 pm

FAP
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 5:41 pm

wtf does FAP mean
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:42 pm

brazzer.com/gay
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:42 pm

verb – to jerk off
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 5:42 pm

It will make you go blind.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:42 pm

NSFW
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:43 pm

but for realz – footballandpoop.com, it’s the NFCN site
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:43 pm

H20 Also a gay porn website
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:43 pm

maybe?
Bill_In_FL

October 18, 2016 at 5:44 pm

And give you warts on the palm you use.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:44 pm

didn’t they rename that the Wentz Award?
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:44 pm

Just saw a gif of Scherff tossing Cox to the ground in pass protection. Pants: wet.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:44 pm

Maybe not the best week for that joke.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:44 pm

another missed penalty 😛
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:45 pm

Lupo Only if skullforking is illegal
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:45 pm

I was told this couldn’t happen.
Frenchie!

October 18, 2016 at 5:45 pm

Didn’t take much. Girls say that a lot to you huh?
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:45 pm

nah he was fine… a few high throws and holding the ball too long… not worried about him
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:46 pm

Frenchie! 🙁
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:47 pm

He really wasn’t bad and made a few spectacular plays but honestly he looked a little like 2013 Bob to me. Little lost presnap and unable to compensate for poor line play.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:48 pm

Welp, now you can’t ever claim to have not trolled Wentz.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:48 pm

I didn’t see what you saw RE the presnap confusion… he just didn’t have much support from the OL or the receivers getting open.. he’s light years better than RG3 was with the reads
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:50 pm

That’s not a troll. Griffin was mediocre in 2013.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:50 pm

He held on to the ball too long, but didn’t look lost presnap.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:52 pm

Wentz > rg3.
They really aren’t comparable, but I’m sure you will prop up a few similarities that ultimately mean very little.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:52 pm

Another member of the bEast in the HOF.

https://twitter.com/ProFootballHOF/status/788436289364242432
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:53 pm

Griffin’s rookie year was spectacular. Led his handicapped team to 10-6 and a playoff berth and beat out 2 other spectacular rookie QBs (Luck and Wilson) for OROY. Wentz has a long way to go to be > than that.
JosephR2225

October 18, 2016 at 5:54 pm

That place used to have standards.
#InJayWeTrust

October 18, 2016 at 5:54 pm

Sir Squatch Just to make sure, the submission went through, right?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:55 pm

All Wentz has to do to be better than bob is play 16 games.
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:55 pm

Is he really making that retarded comparison again? lol
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:55 pm

Yeah he doesn’t need to do any of the things Griffin did. Good talk.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:56 pm

OROY is literally all DC has when talking about rg3.
We all know how much that award matters….
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 5:57 pm

10-6 and a playoff trip to his name as well. That’s something Wentz needs to achieve as well.
DallasCowboysSux

October 18, 2016 at 5:57 pm

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/788437858835132416
H20

October 18, 2016 at 5:57 pm

only in FL
Weech

October 18, 2016 at 5:57 pm

Looking forward to it. I need a good laugh.
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 5:58 pm

Now we know why Lupo hasn’t been around
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 5:58 pm

By playing 16 games in a season Wentz would do something bob has never done.
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 5:58 pm

http://i.imgur.com/jKL1MHc.gif
H20

October 18, 2016 at 6:00 pm

why do you do this to yourself Fran?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 6:00 pm

Any word on when the article is coming out?
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 6:00 pm

I can see you’re not interested in actually comparing Wentz to the 2012 QBs rookie seasons and just want to troll. You and Cloister enjoy yourselves. I’ll talk to people who want to talk football.
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 6:00 pm

Just after you do
Sir Squatch

October 18, 2016 at 6:00 pm

HailBandG wasted
HailBandG

October 18, 2016 at 6:00 pm

IT’S LIONS WEEK!
H20

October 18, 2016 at 6:01 pm

he wanted to be first so bad that he ruined it
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 6:01 pm

Well it’s pretty dumb to compare a season to 5 games, if that’s what you want to do then yea I’m really not interested. I was just pointing out that for Wentz to be better than rg3 isn’t all that tough.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 6:02 pm

Ok… I’m a closet Billary voter… Now can we get that article going?
H20

October 18, 2016 at 6:02 pm

are you gonna cup InJays balls as you read it?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

October 18, 2016 at 6:03 pm

Depends on how many redskins are on there….
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 6:03 pm

Will the article be posted before next Tuesday
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 6:03 pm

No.
Not get me my fries damnit!
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 6:03 pm

The standard is set and if you want to focus on 16 games over 15 be my guest. Everyone else can focus on comparing Wentz’s actual play to the standards set by Luck, Griffin, and Wilson’s spectacular seasons and we’ll both be happy.
But technically Griffin did play in 16 games in 2012. 15 regular season games and a playoff game.
Matt Mosley likes Hot Mustard

October 18, 2016 at 6:04 pm

Not my job
ChrisKeal

October 18, 2016 at 6:04 pm

Someone sent me this….

https://spikedkoolaid.com/injaybadgers-all-beast-team-week-7/
Bill_In_FL

October 18, 2016 at 6:04 pm

He’s the drinks guy
H20

October 18, 2016 at 6:05 pm

garbage don’t post
Make The Cowboys Great Again

October 18, 2016 at 6:05 pm

so harsh
Lupo

October 18, 2016 at 6:06 pm

blocked
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 6:06 pm

Thanks for dropping by Keal. You’re great and we love you.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 6:06 pm

Splooz what’s there to compare now?
We have 5 games to look at, just saying this is a convo for the end of the year.
And let me qualify it then, if Wentz plays 16 reg season games then he will have done something rg3 has never done.
splooz

October 18, 2016 at 6:07 pm

You tell me since you wrote “Wentz > RG3”
I’m giving you the metrics he should meet to make that statement actually true. Why are you so mad about that?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

October 18, 2016 at 6:17 pm

Actually you started the comparison which started this whole thread. I pointed out that they aren’t comparable.
honeybadger23

October 18, 2016 at 6:19 pm

Fuck you guys. I’m staying here

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