NFC East Morning Links 1/19

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Redskins:

Chelsea Handler criticizes Redskins team name in essay

Playoff lesson for Kirk Cousins, Redskins: Experience matters

5 Big-Name Free Agents the Redskins Should Target in 2016

Redskins: A well-deserved honor for Preston Smith

Eagles:

Eagles Officially announce Doug Pederson as HC.

Philadelphia Eagles To Bring In Jim Schwartz As Defensive Coordinator

NFL Mock Draft 2016: Eagles pick a quarterback in the first round

EAGLES SEARCH FOR NEW COORDINATORS IS HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF

Giants:

New York Giants Finally Fire Longtime Strength And Conditioning Coach

Giants fight off Eagles to retain Steve Spagnuolo

JPP has ‘grip’ surgery that may determine Giants future

New York Giants Defense Ruined Vast Improvement In Special Teams

Cowboys:

Cowboys 2016 Draft: Quarterback Or Best Player Available? What If They Are The Same?

Dallas Cowboys select Carson Wentz in Jeremiah mock draft 1.0

Cowboys: Is Dak Prescott The New Russell Wilson?

NFL analyst selects Cowboys as top rebound team in 2016

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1,436 comments

Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 1:16 pm

Cowboys Sux
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 1:28 pm

LOL

http://i.imgur.com/wENmmTs.jpg
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 1:29 pm

I’m just glad to see all the comments in the Chelsea Handler article were negative of her article…
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 1:30 pm

And the American GFS model run. Two models that almost never agree, are in agreement. Will probably rain.

http://imgur.com/6T2qZu9
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 1:30 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Shit you actually clicked on that link?
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 1:32 pm

I’m just glad the eagles finally got a real HC
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 1:33 pm

3 years of Chio was a joke to a great team like the eagles
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 1:35 pm

I don’t know why, but all of the sudden the text on the comments in here are tiny. I am running Chrome and not sure what happened, I tried to up the font size and it makes it larger everywhere else except the comments. Fucking Livefyre.
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 1:36 pm

It’s fine on my phone
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 1:41 pm

Remember when Buzz Bizinger call Foles chickenshit and everyone slammed him and now they all agree? Yeah, good times.
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 1:42 pm

Kirk is just like Foles
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 1:43 pm

Lol… I did…
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 1:43 pm

Remember this when we are laughing at Kirk next year
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 1:43 pm

@ Squatch
I will take any amount of snow I can get…
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 1:44 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone I bet it rains.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 1:44 pm

Even if that were true, which it isn’t, the Redskins won’t be trading Kirk and a 2nd round pick just to get another Kirk.
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 1:45 pm

They might
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 1:47 pm

Probably… But as u said, it’s unusual when the American and European models agree…
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 1:57 pm

DC could get up to 3′ depending on where the storm goes. I remember it was like that when I lived there. Sometimes they’d say ‘just rain’ and we’d get a foot of snow, other times, 2 feet of snow and we’d get rain.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 1:58 pm

Remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 1:59 pm

There’s nothing wrong, you’re just getting old
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 2:00 pm

They did? So they already fired Pederson?
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 2:04 pm

Old people shouldn’t try to rob armored cars, especially old 70’s communist radicals
This happens http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35351477
Shots were fired at an armoured security van near Bremen last June, but the militants could not open its doors.
According to investigators, the militants drove up to the security van in a VW van, which they then reversed into a wall, blocking the target vehicle.
The three wore masks and camouflage gear. Video footage from surveillance cameras showed them armed with two Kalashnikov assault rifles and a grenade launcher.
At least three shots were fired – a bullet burst one of the van’s tyres, another shattered the windscreen and a third was found embedded in the van’s armour.
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 2:11 pm

Bill_In_FL Hey now. Those old geezers from the Hatton Garden heist at least made it out with $20mil of jewelry before getting caught.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 2:14 pm

Not that this is really surprising or news, but ISIS just beheaded a guy for witchcraft because he did accupunture…
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 2:15 pm

But, were they 70’s Communist radicals?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 2:15 pm

Depending on what the weather rock says at the time…
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 2:18 pm

Definitely not surprising. They have killed for far less.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 2:20 pm

This was in Libya as well, goes to sheep they are expanding…
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 2:23 pm

I think Ben Carson would agree.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 2:26 pm

So, is Braxton Miler going to make it as a WR in the NFL?
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 2:27 pm

Bill_In_FL No
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 2:33 pm

Wouldn’t bet against it. Top ten athlete in the draft. WR/HB versatility, who can also contribute on STs and be your emergency QB. Add in wildcat and trick plays, and he will go pretty early. Everybody wants the next Randall Cobb or Julian Edelman.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 2:35 pm

It all depends on what Scot thinks…
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 2:37 pm

Bill_In_FL I can’t say no. I can see why people are infatuated with him. Can’t say until you see him run NFL routes.
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 2:44 pm

Dallas Sucks
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 2:48 pm

https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/689458308973899776
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January 19, 2016 at 2:48 pm

Skins sux
Scot McC is a false prophet
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January 19, 2016 at 2:49 pm

DallasCowboysSux we need a Jim back in charge of the D!
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 2:49 pm

DallasCowboysSux Rabid Eagles fans from 1972.
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January 19, 2016 at 2:51 pm

penguinfarmer DallasCowboysSux don’t hate on Kempski and his artwork
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 2:52 pm

Scot is awesome…
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January 19, 2016 at 2:52 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone QB it is!
Pick him at 21 Scot!
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 2:52 pm

lies
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 2:54 pm

Eh, we seem to at least be headed in the right direction, which is better than the past 20 years
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 2:55 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! Duke sucks
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 2:56 pm

penguinfarmer 24/7/365
Even in victory. Especially in defeat
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 3:00 pm

Almost as good as McClay
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 3:00 pm

They seem to this season…
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 3:00 pm

So Billy Davis is going to be unemployed next season…..Matt Maiocco ‏@MaioccoCSN#49ers coach Chip Kelly is set to interview Texans LBs coach Mike Vrabel for DC position (via @nfldraftscout).
https://t.co/4cIsUCWC70
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 3:04 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! Still can’t believe Gym Shorts is coming to town.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 3:09 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang its only right that a Jim is running the D with the Reid disciple as coach
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 3:14 pm

Hmm…Earthquake over the weekend and we just had another.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 3:15 pm

Pot Roast just starting his offseason routine
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 3:17 pm

splooz
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 3:19 pm

Pot Roast would never let them kill of his most famous character.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 3:21 pm

splooz RIP Uncle Phil, for real
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 3:23 pm

RIP Col Stephen Hiller, for fake.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 3:24 pm

splooz He died doing what he loved – test flying experimental alien aircraft
92

January 19, 2016 at 3:25 pm

May the Schwartz be with you all.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 3:26 pm

Gym Shorts Thug Lyfe
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 3:28 pm

I would have gone with “shouting 90s human racial stereotypes at aliens”
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 3:30 pm

splooz Welcome to earf
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 3:32 pm

#BETawardsSoBlack
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 3:39 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang splooz Where fat ladies sing
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 3:40 pm

And we come circle to Pot Roast
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 3:45 pm

Feb. 8—Waiver system begins for 2016.
Feb. 16—First day for teams to designate franchise or transition player tags.
Feb. 23-29—Scouting Combine, Indianapolis. Much of the NFL world descends on Indy to get an up-close look at this year’s top college prospects …and, perhaps, lay the foundation for free agent deals.
March 1—Deadline (4 p.m.) for teams to designate franchise or transition player tags.
March 7-9—Teams are permitted to contact the agents of pending free agents. Contracts, however, cannot be signed with a new team until 4 p.m. on March 9.
March 9—2016 league year and the free agency period begin at 4 p.m.
March 9—Rule of Top-51 begins. All teams must be under the projected $150 – $153.4 million salary cap by 4 p.m.
April 18—Teams with returning head coaches can begin offseason workout programs.
Mid-April—The NFL will announce a finalized 2016 schedule.
April 28-30—2016 NFL Draft, Chicago.
April 30—After the final selection is made, teams can begin signing players (UDFAs) who were eligible for the 2016 draft.
May 6-16—Teams can hold a three-day rookie minicamp.
Late May – mid-June—Teams will hold three OTA sessions and a mandatory minicamp. The team typically announces the exact dates in late March or early April.
July 15—Final day for teams to reach a long-term extension with players who were franchised.
Late July—Training Camp opens
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 3:46 pm

Sir Squatch But when does the sequel to Independence Day come out? I just hope that other batch of aliens have antivirus this time around.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 3:46 pm

III is going to be cut the day after th Super Bowl…
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 3:47 pm

penguinfarmer Sir Squatch We’re defeating them with AdWare this time. ID4:3 is figuring out they can download Ad-Blocker.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 3:48 pm

So is this it? Is the East board dead?
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 3:49 pm

Sir Squatch I mean it is after the long weekend. Who killed it doe? Anything happen over the weekend?
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 3:49 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang No idea I wasn’t around too much, only for some of the games.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 3:50 pm

Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Eh, just seems like a slow morning I guess.
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 3:51 pm

Offseason!!
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 3:51 pm

word has spread that the RCU virus has reinfected the board
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 3:57 pm

Well it devolves to the same thing every day. Not sure how often we should be coming around to see the same things posted over and over and over.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 3:57 pm

racist
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 3:58 pm

#KirksLifeMatters
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 3:58 pm

#onlykirkslifematters
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 3:59 pm

#BobsFeelingsMatters:(
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 3:59 pm

splooz RIP Bob’s Career
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 3:59 pm

Yes please
http://realredskins.com/2016/01/19/need-to-know-five-possible-redskins-free-agent-targets/
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:00 pm

RIP your face
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 4:02 pm

Whoever thinks that Joe Barry is a good D.C. is playing with hallucinogenic drugs. His Prevent Defense does not work. Barry is stuck in some sort of glue mold with his 3 and 4 man pass rush concept. No matter what talent Scott M brings in, the Redskins defense will remain horrible and the Skins will not be capable of 9 wins until a new defensive Coordinator comes to the Redskins or unless injuries decimate the other teams like this year.
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 4:02 pm

comments sections are the best
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 4:02 pm

Here are some facts some of you don’t want to deal with: The Redskins have ZERO Pro Bowl players on their defense and they can’t stop the run or the pass.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:02 pm

Lupo the result of a “successful” Skins season
Same things repeated over and over
The Beast Curse virus removal system will fix it in due time
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 4:03 pm

Lupo Preston Smith is borderline Pro Bowl
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:03 pm

I’m fine with what they’re building on D. We moved from real bad into lower mediocrity this year. Progress!
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 4:04 pm

are you a fan of Barry?
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:04 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Lupo RCU disagrees
He would say Preston got snubbed
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 4:05 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! Dongtavious Steelwang Lupo #orektpo
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 4:05 pm

Lupo I’m not fan of the no-blitz Berry packages, but that defense was 100x better this year than last, with a bunch of nobodies in the secondary.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:05 pm

He’s helped so far…so sure.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:05 pm

He’s spot on gents. Spot on.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:05 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Scot forks imaginary skulls
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 4:06 pm

I don’t like any of those FA choices
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:07 pm

All skulls real and imaginary. Black white puerto rican and asian.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:07 pm

Sir Squatch none of them make sense outside of eating cap space
Sign them Scot!
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 4:08 pm

Sir Squatch The last 3 make sense, the first two do not.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 4:08 pm

good luck blitzing with 3 backups playing the vast majority of the snaps in the Secondary the second half of the year. It’s no mystery why the Cardinals can afford to be blitz crazy with the talent in the back 4. Skins still led the division in sacks I think. Scheme is overrated, especially on D.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:08 pm

splooz you are not allowed to quote Tribe Called Quest!
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:08 pm

I think those days are over. Most FAs signed by Scot make sense and and are signed after the big names go.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:09 pm

Preston should improve with another season, Galette comes back, and Kerrigan will be healthy to start the year. If we can shore up the DBs even further…we could move into upper mediocrity!!!!
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 4:09 pm

HailBandG Sure, but just the lack of attempts frustrates me. At some point you have to take those chances and blitz heavy, Berry doesn’t do that.
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 4:10 pm

Trevathan makes sense.. he’s only 26…. you usually draft centers, not pay for them in FA…. Weddle is gonna want $$$$$
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:12 pm

Eh I think you can go FA on center if the price is reasonable.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 4:12 pm

Gotta know the talent you have and don’t have. Look how Rex ruined the Bills D. No need to blitz much with that front 7, and they were one of the best Ds in the league the previous couple of years playing “conservative”. Rex comes in with all these exotic blitzes, and shits the bed.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 4:12 pm

splooz Good centers can be bought. Alex Mack was, kinda.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:14 pm

Blitzing has to be nuanced and timed well. I didn’t love our lack of blitzes this year but overall I think our D improved and that’s what matters. I assume the blitzing will increase as our secondary recovers/improves and players get comfy in the new scheme.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 4:15 pm

Most recent model run

http://imgur.com/zeUi3bH
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 4:16 pm

I would assume so as well. But blitzburgh is not coming. Barry’s blitz schemes are actually pretty exotic. He is a ‘blitz at the right time guy’. That becomes much easier to do with better talent. Just try and imagining Halett responding to these injuries with more and more exotic blitzes. Oh wait, we’ve seen that. Several times.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 4:17 pm

Sir Squatch Fuckin’ cold as shit the past few days.
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 4:17 pm

-20 wind chills are fun!
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 4:17 pm

Lupo Yeah fuck Chicago wind chill. That sounds turrible
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 4:18 pm

https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/689480227664232448
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 4:18 pm

Great man, and an even better coach…
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 4:19 pm

The only FA I’d want from that list is Trevathon
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 4:19 pm

Damn… Anywhere from 6 to 12 inches for me…. Fiversons cheers!
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 4:19 pm

It’s amazing what happens when you are let to pick your own staff and QB.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:20 pm

Gruden – Jim it’s 4th and 26, let’s back off
Haslett – BLITZ THE HOUSE
Gruden – No really, I think we’re good
Haslett – SEND…EVERYONE!
Jerrah – QUEEEEEEEEEF
Gruden – I hate you
Kirk – I am risen
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 4:20 pm

sounds like your typical Fivers Friday night
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 4:20 pm

Freddie Mitchell likes this
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:21 pm

I bet Archer chose Garrett for dealing with so much adversity this year.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 4:21 pm

Haslett – giving up that 45 yard seam route TD by expecting a backup Safety to cover two zones just gives you more time for the comeback. now pay me.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 4:22 pm

And when 1 team loses it’s top 2 players to injury and the 2 other coaches in the division get fired.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 4:22 pm

We really need a dislike button on here…
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 4:22 pm

Lupo http://i.imgur.com/Y87F656.gifv
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 4:22 pm

Lol…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 4:23 pm

Lol….
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 4:23 pm

Yes. But I would imagine he will be the best FA LBer out there, so he will likely get paiiiiiiid.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 4:23 pm

Gruden got the other two coaches fired.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:23 pm

I’d be fine with Miller ot Wisnewskiingfreshpowder too. If the price is reasonable.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 4:24 pm

HailBandG Lose to the Redskins, Lose Yo Job
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:24 pm

Unless you’re Garrett and willing to eat that Jerry shit sandwich every week.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 4:24 pm

He’s either staying with JAX if they want to maintain continuity, or he’ll leave if the price be right. I think he was waiting too long for a good payday when he left OAK and settled on JAX.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:25 pm

#InJayWeTrust let’s see….
One coach resigned. One coach fired. One coach goes 4-12
Gruden won by default. Don’t get excited about this
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:25 pm

splooz lmao
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 4:26 pm

Agreed…
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:26 pm

splooz he didn’t
No other coach received a vote — or deserved a vote. Chip Kelly was fired by the http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/phi/philadelphia-eagles with one game to play. The http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg/new-york-giantsand Tom Coughlin parted ways after his third straight losing season. A year after winning this award with a 12-4 record, Jason Garrett went 4-12 with the Cowboys.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:26 pm

Most likely but you never know.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:27 pm

I was being sarcastic. Archer gave his ROY to Byron Jones when the other 3 gave it to Preston Smith and had no qualms.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 4:27 pm

I don’t get why people are seriously discussing Weddle. If we’ve learned ANYTHING about Scot, it’s that he doesn’t want to give guys on the back 9 of their careers a big payday. It’s not happening.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:28 pm

Well cause Goldson is old too and needs to rework his deal. IF Weddle is willing to play in DC for a reasonable rate and Goldson isn’t willing to come back cheaper then it could make sense.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:28 pm

splooz I know you were. But Archer is a dope so it would not have surprised us if he did vote for the Ginger
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 4:29 pm

Goldson’s replacement is on the roster. Jarrett is the FS going forward (though maybe not as early as Sept. of next season)
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:30 pm

Look at what Archer wrote…it clearly pained him to credit Gruden (even if the only other possible coach went 4-12)
Todd Archer: I wonder if we could have included coordinators into this mix. Maybe Ben McAdoo would have received a vote or even Bill Callahan, Washington’s offensive line coach. But Jay Gruden deserves credit for sticking with http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/14880/kirk-cousins and keeping the atmosphere positive in a place where that has been a difficult thing to do for any coach. But will he be a repeat winner in 2016? I’m not so sure about that.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 4:30 pm

Not sure what we need is another gains Safety… But I would take the Polack from Jacksonville and Danny…
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:30 pm

lddsfuws this was so much of a no brainer that they should have skipped this one.
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 4:30 pm

#InJayWeTrust Good. Giants will take Weddle then.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:31 pm

splooz see! This is why your sarcasm held truths
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:31 pm

For the 3 reasonable writers sure.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 4:32 pm

Why would Callahan get a vote? He didn’t do all that much for the Washington line?
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:32 pm

I always tell the truth, even when I’m lying.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:32 pm

Uh…our OL was quite improved this year.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 4:33 pm

Because they like wasting Danny’s money?
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 4:33 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone He’s not like Ed Reed where he’s at the end of his rope. He has been a pretty top flight safety the past 4-5 seasons. Another 2 year deal wouldn’t be awful as a temporary measure.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 4:35 pm

splooz Goldson has nothing to do with Weddle. With or without signing Goldson, we’re not signing an old ass safety to a big deal
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:36 pm

It’s been one season
You’ve learned NOTHING about Scot!
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 4:37 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! We’ve learned he’s not Howie Roseman, and that’s all we need to know.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 4:37 pm

It’s the RGIII nonsense being replayed right before our eyes.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 4:39 pm

We have learned he is what we thought he was, which is a good GM…
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:39 pm

#InJayWeTrust so you think……
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 4:40 pm

I think the LB class in this draft is looking good. Plenty of guys going under radar and some possible conversion projects if you need a nonrush LB.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 19, 2016 at 4:40 pm

penguinfarmer “And the Giants will draft none of them, as is custom.”
-Jerry Reese
Myles Jack is probably going to go top 10-15?
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 4:41 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer Maybe top 10. But Jaylon Smith and Jack have been talked about ad nauseum. i think Leonard Floyd is going to fly up the board if he’s not already up there with actual GMs.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 4:42 pm

DL, Centers, LBs is what I’ve seen several draft guys say are the deepest. DBs, RBs, OGs are always deep it seems, regardless of year.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:42 pm

I don’t think Jarrett is our long term FS option. He’s more like a Honey Badger type and I think we still need to try to go after athletic rangy types early and often.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:43 pm

Ragland too. Hoping one of them is there at 21.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 4:43 pm

If Scot wills it, it shall be done Sploozy… That’s all we need to know…
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 4:43 pm

splooz Jarrett played well as a single high safety
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:44 pm

And as a slot CB. I think he filled in at SS too.
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 4:44 pm

HailBandG I would say DT specifically out of DL. Not finding a lot of 43 ends I am high about. Even the OLBs seem average at best. i think some of those guys will be moved away from the line as passrushers in the next level.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 4:44 pm

#InJayWeTrust His biggest advantage is that he can roam into pretty much anywhere and play well, you still need a stable FS for when he is roaming somewhere else.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 4:44 pm

This. His versatility was nice, but his play at cover Safety was the underappreciated part of the season.
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 4:45 pm

splooz He’s next tier. I think he’ll be around there. Just going by his predecessors, I liked Mosley more, but think he’s better than Hightower.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 4:45 pm

Yeah, depending on your base, some of these DLmen may have more versatility and value than others.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:46 pm

I want the Eagles to get the deal done with Schwartz before Pederson intro presser this afternoon
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:47 pm

I watched Bama regularly and he hits like a truck, can blitz, and is always around the ball. I’d take him on the Skins.
Scot also likes drafting ILBs to I have hope.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 4:49 pm

If that’s the case, I hope they wait a while…
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:49 pm

Read the first blurb by Phil Sheridan
This is why everyone thinks he’s an idiot
Dyslexic buffoon
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/01/19/what-theyre-saying-about-the-eagles-111/
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 4:50 pm

https://twitter.com/BleedingGreen https://twitter.com/BleedingGreen/status/689489720263356417https://twitter.com/BleedingGreen/status/689489720263356417
Fletcher Cox could be the next Eagles home grown legend https://t.co/FGtHm2HXOu
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 4:51 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! Seriously. His writing is just painful to read
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 4:53 pm

#InJayWeTrust I know right?
How do you say Reich and Pederson complement each other, then bungle up the reporting of their teams stats?
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 4:54 pm

I think it’s premature to call any player ‘under the radar’ in a draft class in January
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 4:55 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! It’s not even just the stats. The writing is just so……rough. Feels like a 4th grader wrote it
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 4:56 pm

Bill_In_FL Media under the radar then. There are guys they are talking up who I think are very overrated and some guys not mentioned at all who should be early rounders. Even before individual workouts, the most important evaluation tool is over with the games ending.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 4:56 pm

Right. We want Jarrett lining up everywhere with a dedicated FS in there. Everyone wants that top end FS and I think we need to keep trying to find one and hope we spend significant resources trying.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 4:57 pm

The underwear olympics is especially important to the media mania about a player
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:03 pm

Seems like if Bosa is available, then that is where the Cowboys go, even if Ramsey is available. And this mock, to me, seems like the most likely 1-4 scenario…for now. Although the Chargers are a wild card.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000624738/article/brooks-mock-draft-10-browns-land-qb-jared-goff
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 5:04 pm

Any mock this early is speculation at best…
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 5:05 pm

So Bucky has the Eagles taking Conklin with Nkemdiche on the board.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 5:08 pm

REACH!!!! Oline reaches for the Eagles will be happening all the way till the draft. It’ll be worse than Landon Collins bring mocked to the Eagles all last season
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 5:08 pm

Any mock this early is speculation at best…
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 5:09 pm

https://twitter.com/BR_NFL
https://twitter.com/BR_NFL/status/689488633795981313

Ray Rice to coach RBs at NFLPA Collegiate Bowl https://t.co/h6ltpmOevw
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:09 pm

That is true. But, given the Eagles talent, and the dearth at OLine, it’s probably more likely than not, that the Eagles would reach there.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:09 pm

PedersonWentz2016!! Some early mocks even had the ‘Skins taking Landon 5th oveall
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:11 pm

PES Mocks the night before the draft are still speculation
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 5:11 pm

#InJayWeTrust that too!
I wish ESPN hired Sheil Kapadia to replace Sheridan, instead of writing for the Seapigeons
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 5:11 pm

Anything before it happens is mere speculation at his point…
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 5:12 pm

I never understood the Landon love.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:12 pm

PedersonWentz2016!! Ever since Earl Thomas became a stud and Seattle took off, everyone is drooling over that “next great safety”
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 5:12 pm

PES good for him
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:13 pm

Why are people so excited about a DE the amassed all of 7 sacks & 19 TFls in 35 games?
Sure the guy is a freakish athlete, but, so is Clowney and so have there been many busts in the NFL who were ‘freakish’ athletes.
He also has a bad tendency to take plays off.
He has an average of < 1 explosive play/game (for comparison Arron Donald had an average of 3) which is not what you’d expect of a top DL/LB.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 5:13 pm

Any mock this early is speculation at best…
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 5:14 pm

The funny thing is they aren’t even close to the and player. People pretending he’s the next Chancellor
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 5:15 pm

Even though the Eagles have Kendricks, Hicks, Kiko, and Ryans I wouldn’t mind the Eagles taking Myles Jack. Too good of a talent to pass up on because of the potential talent in the same position
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:15 pm

Jonathan Allen AND OJ Howard both going back to Bama. Both would have gone pretty early. Kinda surprising. But if it keeps Ohio State from winning the title, I’m all for it
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 5:16 pm

https://twitter.com/dmn_cowboys

https://twitter.com/dmn_cowboys/status/689493048699432962

https://t.co/r25khzpI9i mock has Cowboys going QB at No. 4, but not taking Goff or Lynch: https://t.co/SZRpf6pRiN
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 5:17 pm

BOOOOO!!!!
I called him already
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:17 pm

Everyone knows how close the Cowboys came to picking Manzel number 1 two years ago, and that was before Romo got hurt twice and lost significant time.
I just can’t imagine Jerry, if he’s able to get Manzel for peanuts (say a 6th round pick) NOT making the move, and then having to use their number 1 pick this year on a guy he can’t like as much as Manzel, and forgoing say Joey Ohio State if he’s there.
Going to be interesting because you KNOW he still wants him, and he has good reason to believe the Cowboys could straighten him out like they did with Dez.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:18 pm

They didn’t come close to picking Manziel at all
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 5:18 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear I can’t imagine the Browns would let Manzel go for a 6th rounder.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:18 pm

Sir Squatch Beenthnkingboutnextyear Are you being sarcastic or stupid? They’re getting rid of Manziel one way or another
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:18 pm

VERY close. If you believe Jerry anyway.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:19 pm

Does anyone believe Jerry?
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:19 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear But Dez is actually good at football
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:19 pm

Well, they are going to cut him otherwise, and I can’t see another team offering anything.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 5:20 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear Isn’t he still on his rookie contract? How much would cutting him cost?
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:20 pm

But the choice is getting someone Jerry wanted, for practically nothing, or using the pick, that the Cowboys won’t see anytime soon, for a quarterback Jerry isn’t as excited about.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:21 pm

Actually I think they end up cutting him.
And, with Dallas sting @ the #4 spot in the waiver (#3 if it’s Manziel since Cleveland is #2), they could have him for 0 draft picks.
That being said, I don’t think Dallas touches Manziel with a 10 foot pole, especially since they will out likely have a shot at RGIII as well.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:21 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear Just wait until he’s cut. Have you cake and eat it too
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 5:21 pm

I can see Jerry still wanting him but I would imagine somebody will talk some sense into him after the Hardy disaster.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:21 pm

Don’t know, but Jackson secretly (or not so much) made that a condition of coming to Cleveland; being able to cut Johnny.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 5:21 pm

*snicker*
http://www.nfl.com/teams/dallascowboys/profile?team=DAL owner Jerry Jones says you won’t find a http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000536647/article/jones-on-weeden-you-wont-find-a-more-gifted-passer in the NFL than http://www.nfl.com/player/brandonweeden/2532970/profile.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000536885/article/cowboys-trade-for-bills-qb-matt-cassel
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:22 pm

Not much, $2.5 mil
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:23 pm

How do you know Jerry isn’t excited about any of the QBs in the draft? Do you drink with the guy or something?
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 5:24 pm

Dallas likely needs an experienced, no drama type backup QB like Shaun Hill. So they will surely bring in RG3 or Manziel cause that’s what they do.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:25 pm

“As” excited. And don’t be that guy. Look, how much did Jerry want McFadden when he first came out? And who went and got him? Jerry don’t give up on guys he likes. It’s his nature to want what he wants and to get it when he can.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:26 pm

Actually they spent most of their 15 minutes in that draft waiting for someone to offer them a trade for the spot to pick Manziel. That tells me they had no intention of taking Manziel, if they did, they would have picked him right away.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:27 pm

And Dez doesn’t lie to his coaches and go to Vegas during game week wearing a disguise.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 5:27 pm

Word is they spent 14:45 of their 15 minutes wrestling the Manziel card from Jerry’s skeletal draft.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:28 pm

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/8/18/6032989/johnny-manziel-jerry-jones-nfl-draft-cowboys
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 5:30 pm

I wouldn’t be surprised to see Jerry go after Beast Mode after the Hawks cut him. Bruce Irvin could be available as well.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:31 pm

And if you believe that you’d have to believe in new laws of physics to explain how that draft card could get from Valley Ranch to New York in < 15 seconds
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 5:32 pm

Snapdeleted a pic
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 5:33 pm

U might be right…
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 5:34 pm

Yep but anything before it happens is speculation at best…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 5:35 pm

Unless it’s Jerry doing stupid shit…
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:35 pm

NFL requires the actual card.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:37 pm

Certainly, after letting Murray go because they don’t want to overpay a RB over 28 last season, they will decide to overpay another over 28 RB this season?
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 5:37 pm

I don’t think you’re picking up what I’m laying down.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:38 pm

Bill_In_FL Beastmode is actually good though
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:39 pm

So is Murray if you use him the right way, something that seems to have escaped Chip’s ‘players will play the way I want them to play’ mentality. No RB that gets 1200+ yards in two seasons is ‘bad’.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 5:39 pm

The difference is they could get Beast Mode on a 2 year deal.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:41 pm

So here’s the short version of Jerry’s brain:
“I loved Manzel and he’s a little like me…drunk and unpredictable…but we fix drunk cause…well cowboys.
We need a backup for Tony, and if we can get Manzel for a 6th (at worst) AND a guy like Bosa, this is a double win year.”
Otherwise, we’d wind up maybe having to take a QB with the highest pick we’ve had in years, and sit him on the bench, maybe for 3 years at least, taking up space, and leaving a hole that could have been filled by Bosa or Ramsey, who probably will end up as pro bowlers, while our fans get bent every time Romo throws an in opportune INT.
Give me Johnny and Joey, Steven or you’re outta the will.”
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:41 pm

Murray’s deal in Philly is actually a two year deal as well. The Eagles can walk away from Murray in 2017 with little impact to their cap.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 5:42 pm

Spend a lot of time with Jerry do you?
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 5:42 pm

No it isn’t. They would have 5 million dead hit in 2017
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:43 pm

Don’t quit your day job.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:45 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear Yea, good thing the Raiders took Fabian Washington in ’05. Aaron Rodgers would have just burned a hole on the bench
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 5:45 pm

Apparently he does bill… He knows what Jerry is going to do before Jerry does…
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:46 pm

Who did the skins get that year?
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:46 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear Jason Campbell. At least we didn’t pass on Rodjahs though
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 5:46 pm

We picked after he was off the board….
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 5:47 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear Carlos rodgers in the 1st
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 5:47 pm

Shitrant knows everything Jay… Didn’t u know that?
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:47 pm

You sure? Check again.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:48 pm

6th pick.
LOLOLOL
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:48 pm

PES Beenthnkingboutnextyear No clue what you’re talking about. Name doesn’t ring a bell. Right Fives?
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:48 pm

PES Beenthnkingboutnextyear We also didn’t pass on Adrian Peterson.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 5:50 pm

No idea Jay…
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 5:50 pm

#InJayWeTrust PES Beenthnkingboutnextyear Took Laron Landry the pick before AP
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:51 pm

PES That’s speculation at best.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 5:52 pm

Mere speculation…
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 5:52 pm

PedersonWentz2016!! Kendricks, Hicks, Jack and Ryans sounds good to me. Forget Kiko
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:53 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Fives, these clowns seem to be under the impression that Vinny Cerato wasn’t a good personnel guy. Ridiculous claim…
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:53 pm

Name the last 3 QBs taken in the first round by the Cleveland Browns.
How many of them (so far) have wound up playing for the Cowboys?
Hmmm, interesting.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:54 pm

Manziel. Weeden. Colt McCoy. Boom
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:54 pm

Colt wasn’t a first rounder, never mind.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:55 pm

Brady Quinn?
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:55 pm

Now part two of question…
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 5:55 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear one
Soon to be two
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:55 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear 1/3, soon to be 2/3
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 5:56 pm

Brady played for Cowboys, and so did Brandon.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 5:57 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear ew
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:04 pm

lol
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 6:05 pm

I bet u feel dirty for agreeing with Shitrant Jay…
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 6:09 pm

Jeff Risdon ‏@JeffRisdon 1h1 hour ago
Jeff Risdon Retweeted Michael
Skins met with a lot of the WRs and Arkansas State TE Darion Griswold, who excelled today at blocking
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:09 pm

shitter’s full
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 6:10 pm

HailBandG Ya beat me to it
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 6:11 pm

Another early round (first round!) Center this soon after Frederick?
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 6:12 pm

HailBandG I’d be good with a center at 21, if he’s really good
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 6:15 pm

Center is suppossed to be very deep this draft
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 6:16 pm

*psst* Callahan works for Washington
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 6:17 pm

Want to make an avatar bet?
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 6:18 pm

I’d be surprised to see us go C in the 1st given the LB, WR, DE, and S needs but I’d expect us to pick a prospect in rounds 2-4.
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 6:19 pm

You might remember that Jerry was just as in love with RGIII, possibly more, than he was with Manziel. If he has a shot at RGIII (and he will since Washington has to cut him) I’d bet a good bit that he signs him long before he takes a flyer on Manziel
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:20 pm

Schwartz it is!
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:20 pm

https://twitter.com/DonBanks
Breaking: Can confirm Jim Schwartz has agreed to be Eagles new offensive coordinator. Deal not signed yet, but done.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:21 pm

Lupo yes!
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 6:21 pm

Schartz sux
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:21 pm

Lupo Is this good or bad?
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:21 pm

he’s not Spags, so good IMO
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:21 pm

oh
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:22 pm

Sir Squatch we shall do more than just fork skulls
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:23 pm

Jim Schwartz led top 7 defenses in his last 3 seasons as a defensive coordinator.
87fiveoh254

January 19, 2016 at 6:23 pm

Lupo I thought he was a defensive guy? Or is that a typo in the tweet.
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:23 pm

typo by Banks
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 6:23 pm

Lupo Yea but he sux
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:24 pm

as always, I appreciate the hard hitting commentary
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:24 pm

Lupo Yeah but he’s the offensive coordinator, not DC.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:24 pm

Reid disciple in Pederson
Jim Schwartz as DC
Add a QB in the draft and we shall do more than fork skulls
Doing more than Reid era reincarnation
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:25 pm

https://twitter.com/DonBanks https://twitter.com/DonBanks/status/689512328480428032
Correction, defensive coordinator for Schwartz. Obviously. My bad.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:25 pm

Lupo TOO LATE! HE’S LEADING YOUR OFFENSE!
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 6:26 pm

Or, all those competing geniuses could outthink themselves and end up having losing records the next two years and getting fired.
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:26 pm

the sad thing is we have to double check in Philly… damn you Juan Castillo!
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 6:27 pm

Schwartz brings the Jeff Fisher magic
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:28 pm

Bill_In_FL don’t mess with my vibe
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:30 pm

lddsfuws hey man, its only fitting that if we’re tapping into the Reid tree for a coach that a Jim runs the defense
If we got someone else as DC, Lurie would probably demand they change their first name to Jim!
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 6:33 pm

LOL Redskins
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:34 pm

Weech I didn’t know that getting the best DC out there is funny
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 6:34 pm

The Chosen One does it again… Howie Roseman shows Scot who is the ultimate Skull Forker in the bEast. With the hiring of Jim Schwartz the Redskins will be Butt Fucked twice a year. #SuperBowlBound
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:34 pm

Weech and 4-12 vato
Cowboys sux
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:35 pm

Hi Weech
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:35 pm

DallasCowboysSux butt, mouth, ear, pussy, skull, you name it
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 6:36 pm

hi @fagget
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 6:36 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 6:38 pm

Weech !Hola Señor Suarez!
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 6:38 pm

It’s still LOL. Look at what has happened in less than 365 days.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 6:39 pm

Que tal? Como va todo mi amigo?
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:40 pm

Weech I know not what you speak of
We let Reid go and we’re replacing him with a Reid disciple
Good times
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 6:41 pm

Weech Muy bien. Just reveling in how I learned to type an n with a tilde on the laptop.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 6:42 pm

I just give mine whiskey and Benadryl…
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 6:42 pm

You’re lobbying for III now?
What happened to you?
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 6:42 pm

Robby Football
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 6:42 pm

lddsfuws http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/1617750255/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1453228956&sr=8-1&keywords=go+the+fuck+to+sleep
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:44 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone 70% whiskey 30% benadryl?
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:45 pm

Fivers, you around?
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:45 pm

lddsfuws He doesn’t really fight it anymore, he talked to his stuffed animal that is in his crib for 10-15min and then is out.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:46 pm

Well that was some crazy lag
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 6:46 pm

lddsfuws I bought this for the future penguin jr.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 6:46 pm

Something like that…
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 6:46 pm

Without a doubt. But, he’s still III.
Justins Gay Lion

January 19, 2016 at 6:46 pm

meow
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 6:47 pm

Here…
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 6:47 pm

Wait, you’re having a kid?
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 6:47 pm

Justins Gay Lion ^Here
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:47 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone New model from the Europeans just came out, pushed the storm south, 2+feet for you.
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 6:48 pm

Weech Not yet. Our marriage is August 2017 though. I expect all of the Redskins fans to buy everything on the registry.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:48 pm

http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/01/19/eagles-wake-up-call-getting-to-know-schwartz/
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:48 pm

Weech Welp, the world is doomed, the prophecy of the Penguin is coming true.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 6:49 pm

Hells yea nigga…. Snow party in the mid south!!!!
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:49 pm

How fitting was it that in the year of bad refs that they blew a coin toss!
That is still really damn funny!
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 6:49 pm

Congrats man. I expect you and Mrs. Penguin to have one of those T-Rex photoshopped wedding photos.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 6:49 pm

Baby squatch, penguins, and hamwallets abound.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 6:50 pm

Shut the fuck up cunt
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 6:50 pm

In a word: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:50 pm

lddsfuws excellent
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 6:50 pm

I am alas at skeptical though… We usually never get shit…
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 6:51 pm

Weech When she’s not looking. When it comes to wedding stuff, I just do what I’m told or else she chains me to the boiler again.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:52 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone That has been running north and south all week, still a bit too far out to trust any of them yet.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:52 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! I read somewhere that the coin doesn’t actually have to flip.
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 6:54 pm

lddsfuws Jailbreak. Step 2 of the plan is smothering you in your sleep.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:54 pm

lddsfuws I suspect that is not too far off for us.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:55 pm

Go figure! The cardinals won the original blown coin toss anyway. But hearing that doesn’t shock me one bit
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 6:56 pm

#CanadianLag
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 6:56 pm

https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/689520928418570240
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 6:56 pm

Thanks Howie!
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 6:57 pm

Fuws,
I prefer the rubbing between the eyebrows as a tactic to get the little one to sleep
Worked on my son, nieces and nephews
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 6:58 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! That’s fucking creepy, Frenchie
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 6:58 pm

Or u could tell them to stfu and go to sleep… That works for me…
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 6:58 pm

lol
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 6:59 pm

Maybe we should alert the Canadian social services…
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 6:59 pm

Sir Squatch Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! i imagine it came with a very eerie nursery humming and an oversized grin on his face.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:00 pm

Fives, how was your MLK Day?
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 7:00 pm

https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/689519867607691264
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:00 pm

Lol! Don’t knock it until you try it! Trust me. Works every time. It’s calming effect man
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:02 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! And much safer than the alternative vodka in the baby bottle.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 7:02 pm

It was fine… How was yours?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 7:02 pm

Thanks fives…
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 7:02 pm

IT WAS THE SCHEMES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:02 pm

It was very dark.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 7:03 pm

Lol…
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:04 pm

Geez. Telling you guys the eyebrows tactic, would’ve thought you’d go with a race related black man ten kids joke. I mean MLK DAY is over. I’m disappointed bros
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 7:04 pm

My checklist was Schwartz, Udlin, and Fipp. I’m glad they are keeping and getting all three. Schwartz being so strong on defense and having HC experience should help Pederson a lot.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 7:04 pm

I’m sure he meant fuds anyways… He hates me now…
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:04 pm

Some of the people in here are insensitive to the struggle.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:05 pm

PES I hate sharing my vodka anyways
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 7:05 pm

Blacks > Canadians
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 7:05 pm

How about black Canadians?
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:05 pm

PedersonWentz2016!! It’s like when Reid hired Jim Johnson
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 7:05 pm

It’s a shame…
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 7:06 pm

All four of them?
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:06 pm

HailBandG yeah!
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 7:07 pm

Except for this time Eagles will win Super Bowls.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:07 pm

This is an all-star coaching staff. I wouldn’t be surprised to see 5 to 10 Super Bowls over the next 10 to 15 seasons.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:07 pm

PedersonWentz2016!! Exactly!
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 7:07 pm

Great days we’re living bros… future looks bright. #SuperBowlBound #RedskinsSuck
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:07 pm

Pederson > Walsh > Bellichick
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:07 pm

PES oh the forking of skulls that lies ahead….
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 7:08 pm

Duh
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 7:10 pm

Butts are hurting down I-95.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 7:12 pm

Scot will massage them soon with another blockbuster draft in April…
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 7:12 pm

https://twitter.com/timkawakamihttps://twitter.com/timkawakami
Main reason I’m commenting on this: Think it’s some evidence that Chip might not have learned much from his hermit-like Eagles tenure.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:12 pm

And some Pizza crust
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 7:12 pm

Howie > Scot
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:13 pm

TIm is going to regret this when Chip leads the 49ers to more SB’s than Walsh.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:13 pm

Pederson presser time!
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:14 pm

I wonder if he will say anything like we’re moving on to next Sunday.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:14 pm

ZzZZZzZzZzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZzzZZZz
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 7:15 pm

fall asleep if you want, there is still a 2 drink minimum
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:15 pm

I do hate you now, Fives. Nay, loath.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:15 pm

I just hope Howie doesn’t hold Doug back the way he did Chip.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 7:15 pm

Weech You’re such a hate whore
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:16 pm

PES Howie is going to morph into Joe Nickels!
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:17 pm

I don’t know why Lurie is blabbing
Just say you wanted another Reid but better and you found him! And bring on Doug!
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:17 pm

I hate Lurie.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:18 pm

Homecoming!
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 7:19 pm

Schwartz was a very good get. Man, that defense doesn’t need much now. Maybe a corner wouldn’t hurt but they’ll be good right now.
Couple olinemen at top of draft and obviously a WR NOT from USC, and they’ll be who we thought they were.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:19 pm

PES ditto
I hope this is a new Reid era where Lurie STFU and more NFCE division titles, NFC championship games and with multiple Superbowl wins
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 7:19 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear Should have just kept Miles Austin.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 7:20 pm

Chip moves weren’t good.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:20 pm

Ha! Schwartz!
Oh the forking that shall come!
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 7:21 pm

Kosher forking.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:21 pm

I suspect we’re gonna hear a lot of the same bullshit from Lurie this year as we did 3 years ago with Chip.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:21 pm

The biggest question now is will the Eagles win more SBs with Pederson than the Pats did with Bellichick or just tie them?
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:22 pm

someone slip him some Scotch so he can be interesting
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:22 pm

https://twitter.com/mattbarrows
Chip Kelly had a chat with Colin Kaepernick on Monday … https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash … https://t.co/lmDy1GYw03
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:23 pm

https://twitter.com/Tim_McManus
Pederson says Bradford is a QB that could “fit perfectly” in his system
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January 19, 2016 at 7:25 pm

Doug sounds like there’s some Andy in him and that he is very much his own coach and that it will be done his way
I like it
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 7:27 pm

I agree. there’s some Andy traits in him… but there is a lot of Skull Forker as well.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:27 pm

Also liked his explanation of the Chiefs final drive
Same thought had entered my mind about the length of time it took. Seemed very strategic
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 7:29 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! like Chip
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 7:30 pm

Doug also said winning 10 games isn’t enough here
He gets it
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:31 pm

what flavor is his kool aid? 😛
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:33 pm

Them hiring Pederson must be like being asked to be bridesmaid #6.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 7:34 pm

Not sure, but if it makes them happy, I’m ok with it…
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 7:35 pm

Keep your wedding night fantasies of the blog
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 7:35 pm

Sounds like Weech has been asked to be a brides maid an awful lot of times.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:37 pm

This actually happened to my buddy’s wife. She got a call and she was asked, verbatim, if she would like to be bridesmaid #6.
Where you are in the lineup seems like a detail that isn’t important to the decision making process of the bridesmaid being asked.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:37 pm

Always the bridesmaid. Never the bride 🙁
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 7:38 pm

You are really overthinking the coming 2 year Doug Pederson disaster
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 7:39 pm

Philadelphia Eagles ✔ @Eagles
Lurie said no other candidate was ever set to be offered the head coaching job. He confirmed @jawsespn’s role in the search process.

Jaws GM is coming
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:39 pm

so Undlin is not confirmed to be staying
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:40 pm

Penguin asked me as well. But I’m busy August 2017
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:40 pm

has he picked a DJ yet?
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:41 pm

https://twitter.com/TroyVincent23 https://twitter.com/TroyVincent23/status/689481473452183553https://twitter.com/TroyVincent23/status/689481473452183553
Did you know? These were the three most watched regular season games this https://twitter.com/NFL season:
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:41 pm

a 4-12 team commanded that much viewership. Not surprised, though.
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:42 pm

all I got from this is Dallas fans are suckers
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 7:42 pm

Aw say it ain’t so
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:42 pm

Pederson added that Jeff Stoutland will be the offensive line coach. Beyond Fipp and Stoutland, no other holdovers have been finalized.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 7:43 pm

Weech I mean, look at the games, all three are nationally broadcast, of course they will have the highest viewership.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:43 pm

Again, it’s not only Dallas fans watching. I’d bet most of those are haters, such as yourself.
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 7:43 pm

Everybody likes a loser
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:43 pm

Were they the only ones nationally broadcast? There were plenty other Nationally televised games.
The Thanksgiving game makes sense, though.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 7:44 pm

Weech I think there is only one National Window a week.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:45 pm

Also, note the dates. This was in November and on. Dallas was already well onto their epic suckage.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:45 pm

So, there were 16 opportunities to claim the crown, yes? Why was it a clean sweep for Dallas?
Bill_In_FL

January 19, 2016 at 7:45 pm

Over how many seasons?
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:45 pm

while I am a Dallas hater, I have the Ticket and was not forced to watch that abortion of a team this year
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 7:45 pm

Weech The bandwagon of Dallas is no secret, I don’t think anyone could be surprised by these numbers
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:46 pm

One team’s fans does not have the power to pull that kind of numbers. This is a barometer of the average NFL fan. It’s shows every year that both the fans and the haters show up in groves to watch Dallas play.
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:46 pm

https://twitter.com/JimTrotter_NFL on NFL Insiders said https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash staff member reached out to him to make sure he doesn’t think https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChipKelly?src=hash is a racist.
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:47 pm

it’s droves, ese
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:47 pm

is that plural for drives?
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 7:48 pm

Weech No, it doesn’t. It shows that Dallas has a massive following and broadcasters will put the biggest seller on TV, that’s Dallas.
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:48 pm

as long as groves is plural for grives
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:48 pm

LOL. Your’e clueless, Zach.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 7:48 pm

Pederson is going to call all the offensive plays…
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 7:49 pm

Weech Pretty sure you’re the clueless on here, in groves of cluelessness.
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 7:49 pm

Weech everyone loves to watch a train-wreck.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 7:49 pm

They should have given the players reaction to him leaving more than the racists crap.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 7:51 pm

So who is the GM/decision maker regarding personnel?
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 7:51 pm

… ya’ll fucked… a lot of Skull Forking will be done.
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 7:51 pm

your mother
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:52 pm

Lurie continues to be vague about Roseman role, says structure will be revealed when search for new player personnel head is concluded.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 7:53 pm

Is Tunsil really that good?
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000625061/article/top-100-prospects-for-2016-nfl-draft
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 7:54 pm

Great job cowboys winning the ratings
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 7:54 pm

Yes…
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:55 pm

Lance thinks so
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 7:55 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 7:55 pm

Is this what you want to hear weechdog ?
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 7:55 pm

Need a hug to?
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:56 pm

Will you?
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 7:56 pm

https://twitter.com/Rotoworld_Draft/status/689535767648010240
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 7:57 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear Best tackle of the class. I’m somewhat souring on Stanley.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 7:58 pm

I hope he has small hands as well…
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 7:58 pm

That’s what some of the reports were saying. They’ll coach the team and get a first hand look at the kid. I think that’ll be a defacto pre-draft meeting with the kid. I still think they might wait to see if he falls to the end of the 1st
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 7:59 pm

due to what? his play on tape?
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 7:59 pm

I’ve never understood why this is a big deal. Even when the Skins have been coaches at this thing. Coaches and scouts for the other 31 teams are right there as well for every practice and drill.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:00 pm

I’m curious, do they get to speak to the recruits 1v1? That might be the advantage?
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 8:01 pm

They probably have more non-football interaction in lockerrooms, meals, etc….
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 8:02 pm

Lupo I think Stanley is the best pass protector, even better than Tunsil in that regard. But it’s a different story as a run blocker even though he improved. I think there are guys who play like they have to block, and guys who play like they want to block. i’m not trying to pigeonhole him into one of those mean road graders, but I just wish i saw more effort from him, blocking up to and through the whistle.
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 8:03 pm

Lupo I’d still take him at 10. I just understand now why Tunsil is regarded as the top tackle.
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 8:04 pm

Weech Every team talks to the players
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:04 pm

Glad to hear Pederson talk. Makes me feel better about the hire
As for Lurie? Aside from the time when Vick was first signed, every time Lurie speaks he sounds like he’s full of shit
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 8:05 pm

interesting… I never went back and watched his tape but I liked what I saw from him watching ND games.. I love his athleticism …….. I’m hoping the Eagles get Stanley at 13
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 8:06 pm

He’s Jewish
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 8:06 pm

It’s because he is… All owners are…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 8:06 pm

That doesn’t help…
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 8:06 pm

I would have been quite apprehensive if he couldn’t talk
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 19, 2016 at 8:07 pm

Jerry Jones…berg?
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:07 pm

Lupo Can you imagine what you would think if your team hired a new HC and he wouldn’t give a presser?
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 8:08 pm

I LOL’d when someone called him a hermit on Twitter
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:08 pm

Lupo Especially if he had been fired from a team under allegations of racism and bad locker room chemistry?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 8:09 pm

Jerry is the most full of shit…
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 8:13 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone He is saying the kosher diet leaves him constipated.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:14 pm

Where have Joey and cw been? Seems like we’re missing a lot of guys these days. Nuggz?
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:15 pm

Weech Gone. I think I’ve seen CW around once every couple weeks
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 8:15 pm

Buying Jets gear
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:16 pm

cwb has been overall absent this year. Did joey say he was gone for good?
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 8:19 pm

https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/689542221725446144
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 8:20 pm

I was ecstatic after that pick
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:21 pm

Weech Didn’t say, but hasn’t been here for at least a month
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:22 pm

You forgot to italicize this,
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 8:22 pm

his new job at the firm has him doing some real work, apparently…. he’s been on Phillymag a few times, but he could just be busy?
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 8:23 pm

Weech http://i.imgur.com/DQzX0Zv.webm
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 8:23 pm

https://twitter.com/moneymarcc91/status/682308947555041280
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:24 pm

I love that gif
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 8:25 pm

Lupo What was he talking about?
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:26 pm

penguinfarmer Pregnancy test
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:26 pm

penguinfarmer Lupo when Chip was fired
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 8:26 pm

Chip getting fired
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:27 pm

When Chapo was caught.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:27 pm

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk
Randle El regrets playing football, says game may disappear https://t.co/c1WRvNJsnk
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 8:27 pm

Sir Squatch It won’t
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:28 pm

Lupo lol no one would have been mad if Marcus didn’t misspoke
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:28 pm

penguinfarmer “I got paid, bitches! This game is horrible though”
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:29 pm

Sir Squatch too bad for him is that everyone forgot who Randle El is
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 8:30 pm

https://twitter.com/SinceEagleTitle/status/689529516637732864
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 8:30 pm

Random, but yesterday, a few were debating where to go for lunch. There is a restaurant here called Arepa Lady. I said, “I want Arepa Lady”. The room got quiet as I got a bunch of Bill Cosby stares.
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:31 pm

Hooray beer!
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 8:31 pm

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/689545243876814848
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:31 pm

Fucking CNN
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 8:31 pm

Sir Squatch penguinfarmer The game persists because guys will always want to hit one another and fans will pay to see guys hit one another.
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 8:31 pm

Maybe if you guys weren’t suck assholes people wouldn’t leave
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 8:32 pm

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/689545837517656064
#InJayWeTrust

January 19, 2016 at 8:32 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 http://i.imgur.com/DQzX0Zv.gifv
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:32 pm

penguinfarmer
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6_wBas472q4
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:32 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 Only Splooz sucks assholes
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 8:34 pm

Played for the Steelers
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:34 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 still don’t care about what he thinks
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 8:34 pm

never stop posting
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 8:34 pm

Where did The Schwartz go
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:35 pm

Hands off!
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 8:35 pm

SB 51 Champs
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:35 pm

Or drinking. pls.
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 8:36 pm

We already have a DC
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:36 pm

I read this in spanish so it took me a while to understand.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:36 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 lol no you don’t
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 8:37 pm

We have the best DC in FootBall
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:37 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 lolololololololol no you don’t
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 8:37 pm

Yes we do
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 8:38 pm

Then why where the eagles trying to steal him ?
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 8:38 pm

I want Gordita Lady doesn’t sound like something a sexual predator would say.
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 8:38 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 You do not… you only have the best WR in Football… Victor Cruz is bEast.
rep138

January 19, 2016 at 8:39 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1
Because Billy Davis.
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 8:39 pm

Who’s that ?
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:39 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 they thought it would be a good idea to bring Spags back home too. Then common sense kicked in
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:40 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! Or Pederson threatened to quit.
rep138

January 19, 2016 at 8:40 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1
The guy who held the Giants to 7 points.
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 8:41 pm

I’m glad he’s gone then
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:42 pm

rep138 Matt Mosley 4.1 still don’t know how he managed that
rep138

January 19, 2016 at 8:42 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1
Me too. Hope they try to steal Reese next.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:42 pm

Sir Squatch that too
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:47 pm

https://twitter.com/Reuters https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/689549005894860800https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/689549005894860800
BREAKING: Islamic State media outlet confirms ‘Jihadi John’ is dead.
—
Didn’t we blast this cunt like 2 months ago?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 8:48 pm

Yes…
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 8:48 pm

Only a couple of million more to kill
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:48 pm

Weech that Jihadi Jon
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:48 pm

Weech ISIS is Canadian
Weech

January 19, 2016 at 8:50 pm

lol
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 19, 2016 at 8:51 pm

I’m out
Son has an early basketball game
Later
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:52 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! Make sure not to rub him between the eyes.
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 8:53 pm

he lost
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:53 pm

Fuckin’ creepy Canadians
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 8:59 pm

https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane: Doug Pederson signed a 5-year contract with the https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eagles?src=hash, per NFL source.
———-
How long was Chips?
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 8:59 pm

same
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 9:01 pm

Thanks DeSean!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 9:03 pm

Iconic would not be the word I would use to describe it…
Lupo

January 19, 2016 at 9:10 pm

I love Snoop, but that was a solid 5/10… no more
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 9:11 pm

What the fuck is otters?
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 9:32 pm

I see the Fucking Redskins fans killed this place again.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 9:46 pm

Dallas Sux!
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

Welcome to Philly Douuuuuuggg
http://deadspin.com/new-eagles-coach-doug-pederson-immediately-grilled-abou-1753842206
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 9:50 pm

Dallas fans be like “INJURIES!!!”
Beyond the numbers, what makes Pittsburgh’s season so impressive is that they were able to get slightly better while dealing with a horrific stack of injuries, especially on the offensive side of the football. The Steelers were remarkably lucky with injuries in 2014, with their 11 offensive starters missing a total of just seven games due to injury. That obviously was not the case this season, starting with center http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/13250/maurkice-pouncey, who missed the entire season after fracturing his fibula in a preseason game against the Packers.
If you include the suspensions incurred by http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/15825/leveon-bell and http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/16886/martavis-bryant, Pittsburgh’s 11 expected offensive starters heading into training camp missed a total of 46 games this season. Just four of those expected starters made it through all 16 games. And that doesn’t include the injury that might have cost the Steelers their playoff run, a concussion suffered by http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/13934/antonio-brown late in the playoff victory over the Bengals. Brown was one of those four players to make it into all 16 games. It’s difficult to imagine the Steelers being so injury-hit in 2016, even if they are also unlikely to be as healthy as they were a year ago.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14602611/pittsburgh-steelers-need-young-stars-emerge-nfl
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 9:52 pm

“Uh, Alex Smith” should of been his answer.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 19, 2016 at 9:53 pm

Pittsburgh should be next year’s favorite to win it. I’m putting money on them again this year if they are near 20-1 like they were this year
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

Your mother?
– Shitrant
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

It’s also very unlikely for the Patriots to be anywhere near as injured as they were this season
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 9:58 pm

Moms Splooz hates ShitRant too
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

https://twitter.com/eaglestalk25
https://twitter.com/eaglestalk25/status/689553267098001408

Finally we have our first legit D Coordinator since the legend himself https://twitter.com/hashtag/RipJimJohnson?src=hash
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 10:05 pm

Or Redskins or Giants.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

Sean McDermott? Todd Bowles?
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 10:09 pm

Skull Forking Days ahead of us bros!
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:10 pm

Are both ok but nothing compared to the legends Jim Johnson or Schwartz
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:10 pm

Butt Forking times ahead.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 10:10 pm

ah I see. post 5 pm crazytime
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

Jim Johnson was one of the best DC’s of all time. Look at some of the defenses the Eagles had with him.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

This is mere speculation… Nothing is set in stone at this point…
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm

Everything is speculation until it happens.
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 10:15 pm

RCU is down with that.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

https://twitter.com/eaglestalk25

https://twitter.com/eaglestalk25/status/689567116903747584

EaglesTalk24/7 Retweeted Tim Luzier
Jenkins was rated #1 safety this year, Logan is a force in the run d and Hicks would’ve been DROY if not injured.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 10:17 pm

I do hope he found an alternative way to get even with his mother…
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:19 pm

And I hope he didn’t eat the pizza crust afterwards.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 10:19 pm

I need to confer with hailband before this is anything more than speculation….
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:20 pm

Him and RCU?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 10:23 pm

Hailband is very knowledgeable on a numerous of topics… Scot skull forking the draft being one of them…
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 10:24 pm

PES All jokes aside… I’ve always thought that Hailband and RCU are the same person.
HailBandG

January 19, 2016 at 10:25 pm

No need to confer. They have one of the worst defensive rosters in the league.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 10:25 pm

I’m not sure how u could say that… They are polar opposites…
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 10:26 pm

Hailband real name is STP
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 10:26 pm

*STD
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 19, 2016 at 10:27 pm

Just like you are Maniac
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 10:27 pm

Ok… It’s confirmed speculation…
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 10:35 pm

30th in YPG…28th in PPG. Must have all been those other guys.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:36 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/oDWneuP.jpg[/img]
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 10:37 pm

If Sploozy confirms. It’s settled…
22SnakePlissken5150

January 19, 2016 at 10:39 pm

UR AWL GHEY
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:39 pm

Yes they are.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 10:40 pm

Your avatar gives us reason to think it’s not us, but u with a weird pant suit fetish…
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 10:40 pm

32nd rated run D…maybe the tweet is a lie!
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 10:40 pm

at least we’re not Dallas Cowboys Fans.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:40 pm

She wears that bathing suit well. That sexy thing.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:41 pm

At least they were good enough to beat teams with a winning records.
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 10:42 pm

BOOM!
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 10:42 pm

I don’t see that on the standings or the stats pages.
22SnakePlissken5150

January 19, 2016 at 10:43 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone All you have to do is vote a new avi. You bastards control my Avi till the season starts, just need to outvote Beaster’s selection.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:43 pm

Sure matters if you want to be more than one and done but one and done is good enough for Skins fans as long as they try hard.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:44 pm

I want you to keep this one and that’s all that really matters.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 10:44 pm

I don’t recall that being calculated into the score in the game they lost. But did it help Philly get into the playoffs?
Skins had a winning record. Philly didn’t beat them. That must be why they didn’t get into the playoffs. I see.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:47 pm

It was clear in their 18 point beat down to GB who has a winning record. The Skins made the playoffs for the 4th time in the 2000’s which is only 7 less times than the Eagles. But who’s counting.
22SnakePlissken5150

January 19, 2016 at 10:48 pm

PES so far you got the votes. Another pick would need 5 or more votes.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 10:48 pm

I don’t know how, and even if I did, it seems like a lot of time and effort… I would just rather complain…
22SnakePlissken5150

January 19, 2016 at 10:49 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone It’s for the best.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:49 pm

Why would you want to change it? Hillary is looking hot in her bathing suit.
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 10:50 pm

22SnakePlissken5150 I’ll vote for whatever AVI you choose if you ban RCU.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 10:51 pm

You’re counting. Since we’re talking ancient history…let’s talk Super Bowls. Still counting?
22SnakePlissken5150

January 19, 2016 at 10:51 pm

[vomits in mouth]
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:51 pm

DallasCowboysSux I will vote on whatever AVI he wants if he comes back and keeps the mods in line so Keal doesn’t have to. Some of the mods are getting obstreperous.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 10:52 pm

Where Philly watched the Skins in the playoffs
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 10:52 pm

PES Yeah… we need him to keep DingDong in check.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:53 pm

The 2000’s are recent history but If you want to go back to ancient history we can bring up those Eagles Championships as well. Would you like to talk about the only team that ever beat Vince Lombardi in the playoffs?
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:53 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/r5wVB2m.jpg[/img]
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 10:53 pm

Recent history is the Skins making the playoffs 2 of the past 4 seasons.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:54 pm

Would be nice if he kept the clown in line.
splooz

January 19, 2016 at 10:54 pm

And…fin. Have a nice day all!
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 10:55 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:55 pm

The Skins going III-13 and 4-12 is pretty recent as well. Drops Mic!!!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 10:55 pm

This is my favorite picture…
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:55 pm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/bHzLZMd.png[/img]
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 10:56 pm

BOOM SHAKALAKA!
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:56 pm

You should be the one to post it not the guy who cries like a sissy when other post things he doesn’t like.
DallasCowboysSux

January 19, 2016 at 10:56 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 10:57 pm

Recent history!!!!! Pwned Splooz as usual. He makes it to damn easy.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:22 pm

PES How many SB’s eagles? Have a nice decade.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:25 pm

DallasCowboysSux PES I’ve never ever tried to be something else. I’ve had different names due to banning, etc, etc, but I’ve always been just one, the only one, skull forker for life. That multiple accounts trying to be multiple people is lame.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:25 pm

splooz all things twitter = facts.
Sir Squatch

January 19, 2016 at 11:26 pm

Looking good for you, Fivers

http://imgur.com/Y4kGe3W
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:29 pm

http://was.247sports.com/Bolt/Redskins-A-well-deserved-honor-for-Preston-Smith-42953208

Faggots laughed when we picked Brandon Sherff instead of Leonard Williams in the first rd, Then Scot McC laughed when he picked the Defensive Rookie of The Year Preston Smith. Thats a Skull Forking at the highest of levels. EVERYONE on the planet except the executive of the century Sir Scot McC was taking L. Williams over Sheriff. Cant wait for FA and the draft again.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:34 pm

Eagles got the Jags number 1 recruit for their Defense….LMFAO.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:36 pm

http://www.redskins.com/news-and-events/blog/article-1/William-Shatner-Admits-Hes-Been-Called-Captain-Cousins/c2f16b55-0f5a-49bc-955d-688afae1e796

K Cuzzo continues to skull fork.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 11:36 pm

Kirk is top 5 QB in most QB stats. Well maybe not top 5 but for sure top 5 to 10. Well maybe not 5 to 10 but definitely to 10 to 20.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:37 pm

PES Which major stats are not top 1-10? Please list them all. List what stats he is in the top 1-10 too so we have the entire picture. I’ll wait.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 11:38 pm

Look at your post from last night where you had him in the top 5. It was laughable.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 11:39 pm

http://www.livefyre.com/profile/90516962/1 day ago
Better. Who gets 2 top 5 franchise QBs in 4 years? That’s impressive
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:40 pm

PES So you wont put up the numbers and facts. Good. Your being a huge faggot ass pussy is showing. Quit talking out of your ass and prove your bullshit or shut the fuck up. Jealous eagles fans are sad.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 11:41 pm

I’m posting in reference to what you posted last night. U can either prove me wrong or admit you are.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:41 pm

PES RGIII and K Cuzzo were 2 top 5 franchise QB’s in their first years as starters in just 4 years. That will never be duplicated. Only the Redskins swag can handle that much juice and glory. I’d be fucking pissed too if that happened with any of our rivals. I get it,
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:42 pm

PES I’m right. Prove me wrong or shut the fuck up. You cant prove me incorrect so that leaves shut the fuck up and keep crying eagles fans.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 11:43 pm

RGIII is a franchise QB yet he will be cut. Cousins had 1 good season and 2 bars ones over the past 3. Even you can’t be this stupid. Thanks for proving what a retard you are.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 11:43 pm

I’m right. Prove me wrong or shut the fuck up. You can’t prove me incorrect so that least shut the fuck up and keep crying Redskins fans.
Wentzadelphia

January 19, 2016 at 11:50 pm

One of the idiot Redskins fans claimed the Dashon Goldson and Junior Gallett signings were great even know all the rest of the Skins fans here say the Goldson signing was horrible and we all know Gallett was paid 600k and didn’t play one snap this year. We also know Gallett isn’t signed for the 2016 season which means he may never play 1 singe regular season down for the Skins. Great pick up dopey. I bet you can’t guess which idiot made these stupid claims.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 19, 2016 at 11:51 pm

Holy smokes… It just keeps moving further south…
penguinfarmer

January 19, 2016 at 11:54 pm

PES Ahh Nickelodeon Doug. Good ol days.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:56 pm

Yrds top 10.
Completions number 7.
Comp % top 5.
TD’s number 7.
TD/ INT ratio top 5.
Overall QB Rating top 5.
Skull Forking with zero summer reps with first team and named the starter literally the week before the season started. number 1.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 19, 2016 at 11:59 pm

PES Goldson signing was good we got him for nothing and he started and played pretty average all year long without hurting us or costing us in any game. It was a HUGE upgrade over faggot ass Ryan Clark and is essentially a 1-2 yr stop gap until we draft the next Sean taylor or buy the closest thing in prime of his career Cam Chancellor who loves McC and was drafted by McC and hates Seattle.
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 12:00 am

Franchise record
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:01 am

U claimed he was top 5 in most categories and U are only showing him at 5 in three categories and not once did he make top 4. # BUTTFORKED
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 12:02 am

http://dailysnark.com/riley-cooper-ill-miss-chip-im-sure-well-see-klan-rally/
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:05 am

Now you are claiming the 8 million the Skins have to pay him next season is next to nothing. Stop proving what a retard you are.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:07 am

That Jr. Gallett signing was huge for the Skins. He got paid $600,000 and ended up with exactly 0 tackles all season. RCU claiming a guy who didn’t play 1 down was a great signing proves what a moron he is.
KickenWing

January 20, 2016 at 12:09 am

RCU is not a smart man.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:09 am

PES imitation is the greatest form of flattery. we know you eagles fans wished you were Redskins but you just aren’t built well enough for it. The glory and winning is a heavy, heavy, burdan very few can handle. Sorry you are destined to never win a SB and that the universe killed your soul by birthing you in such a disgusting and filthy disease ridden city of philly where somehow you managed to make it thru only to have to endure a lifetime full of regret, sorrow, and misery of your SBless eagles.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:10 am

PES You mean all the absolute most important categories for a QB? LMAO, Get the fuck out of here.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:11 am

Posting things like a retard is the greatest form of flattery. we know you Redskins fans wished you were Eagles but you just aren’t built well enough for it. The glory and winning is a heavy, heavy, burdan very few can handle. Sorry you are destined to never win a SB and that the universe killed your soul by birthing you in such a disgusting and filthy disease ridden city of Washington where somehow you managed to make it thru only to have to endure a lifetime full of regret, sorrow, and misery of your shitty Redskins.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:12 am

All I see here is u ducking out on your original post which is the same as admitting you were wrong. Got It!
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:13 am

PES I said he was a top 5 franchise QB. I just proved he is a top 5 Franchise QB in 3 of the 5 most important categories for a NFL QB dumb fuck.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:16 am

U said top 5 in most categories which is a lie. U can weasel your way out as usual instead of manning up as we are all know the truth. We also know what a Weasel you are.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:16 am

PES What 10 QB’s do you want instead of Krik in the NFL right now. Please list them.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:17 am

PES I rest my case. total forkeration.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:18 am

I can make a list bigger than 10 but I’m not going to waste my time if you aren’t even man enough to just admit your post last night about him being top 5 in most categories was bullshit.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:19 am

PES He will not be paid 8 mil next year by the Redskins. Would you like to bet on that?
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:19 am

Tell us more about how RGIII is a franchise QB. That was some funny shit.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:20 am

How much you want to bet?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:20 am

PES Your life.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:20 am

Backing out like a pussy I see.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:20 am

PES So you cant. Good to know.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:22 am

I told you I can but why bother if you aren’t even man enough to admit above?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:23 am

PES We didn’t pay him shit in terms of an elite pass rusher because he got paid millions by the Saints dumb fuck. He is appreciative of our generosity in giving him a second chance and said he is going to play here 5 more years and cheap to prove himself. You are a fucking idiot.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:24 am

PES Tell me more that RGIII wasn’t the rookie of the year with NFL and franchise records and considered a top franchise QB dumb fuck.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:24 am

$600,000 for nothing. Always a great move. And you call others idiots. #BUTTFORKED
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:25 am

U said franchise QB yet you he isn’t a franchise QB. Thanks for trying!
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:27 am

PES RGIII was considered a franchise QB with the Redskins his rookie year until mult injuries. Did Cousins get his leg shredded multiple time this year? I’m confused.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:27 am

U said he is a franchise QB. Nice try! U fucking dope.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:28 am

PES That is pennies in the NFL for anyone let alone an elite pass rusher. Get the fuck out of here you stupid imbecile.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:28 am

That’s exactly 600k for nothing U fucking stupid imbecile.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:29 am

PES because you cant. It’s simple.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:32 am

PES Down payment on a skull forker dick fuck. Jesus you are the dumbest person in here if you think 600,000 for an elite pass rusher in the NFL who happened to get hurt in practice. Hows that fucking Murray contract working our for you dumb fucking ass clown? Good lord, the fucking eagles fans dont know a god damn thing about contracts or money or about injuries for christs sakes it’s like talking to a brick wall.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:33 am

6000,000 is like the league min…..and that was for an elite NFL Pass Rusher. BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:34 am

PES Cousins is a franchise QB, RGIII was before injury. What the fuck is hard to understand? Do you have shit in your ears?
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 12:36 am

RCU, I’d love to see more of your stupid ass posts about RG and Cousins being franchise QB’s and you proving what a retard you are but I have to go. Stay here and talk to yourself or get yourself a pizza and enjoy the crust to piss your mom off again.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:37 am

PES We have had 2 top franchise QB’s in 4 years. A feat that will never be duplicated. Only the stone cold swag of the Redskins handle this type of heavy burden. I woudn’t and dont expect the eagles to understand. It has to do with winning shit.
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 12:48 am

It’s actually over $1mil for a vested vet, but it only counts $850K vs a teams cap.
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 12:54 am

How many sacks did your ‘elite’ pass rusher have for that $745,000?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 12:59 am

Bill_In_FL He was on IR. How many TD’s did Romo’s 10-20 mil do for your Cowboys this year? Injuries happen. We didn’t pay him shit anyway. It wasn’t like a Romo IR year where we got totally fucked over. Now we have a elite pass rusher still for cheap and you guys have an old brittle injury prone QB on the hook for even more money for several years.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 1:01 am

I was going to come on here and teach the preachings of Scot, but Bobby is doing a fine job of skull forking at the moment… Please proceed sir…
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 2:01 am

And those two ‘franchise’ QBs won you exactly 0 playoff games. Yep, it’s about winning shit
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 2:02 am

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 3:12 am

Lolololololololol Chip
https://twitter.com/dailynflstuff/status/689638454976757760
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 3:28 am

I told you all this wasn’t going to go well for Hilldog
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/19/politics/hillary-clinton-emails-server-classified-ig-report/index.html
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 3:43 am

https://twitter.com/alexmarvez/status/689653134491291649
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 3:43 am

Greg Manusky definitely comes off as a forker of skulls
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 3:44 am

#InJayWeTrust oh yeah!
Cuz he did a lot of that in Indy!
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 3:55 am

He’s an OLB coach you fuck.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 4:10 am

https://twitter.com/TDavenport_NFL/status/689660002513088512
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 4:12 am

#InJayWeTrust lol don’t be so sensitive
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 4:37 am

Wasn’t he a Skin?
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 4:55 am

Every time I hear Blandino talk about calls from the weekend, I feel dumber
How does a guy that sounds like he has no clue what he is talking about the director of officiating?
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 5:26 am

splooz yep
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 11:57 am

This place is a nightmare after about 4pm
92

January 20, 2016 at 12:22 pm

Pederson > the fat Gruden
92

January 20, 2016 at 12:29 pm

And I think it’s pretty safe to say that RCU has no idea what the term “franchise QB” means. Have a good day anuses.
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 12:42 pm

And I think it’s also pretty safe to say that RCU is random writing program that you input a few key phrases like ‘franchise QB’ and it makes random posts all day using that phrase. I suspect that somewhere, some graduate CS student at Carnegie Mellon Orr MIT specializing in speech AI is running an experiment (and laughing his ass off)
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 12:44 pm

And on weekends
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 12:47 pm

Holy Shit — HSI down 850 points, Nikkei down 632. Wall Street isn’t going to be pretty at 9:30 I’m thinking.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 12:49 pm

Bill_In_FL Futures are down 300 already. Oil prices are crashing out as well.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 12:56 pm

I had my doubts, and still am not totally sold, but fffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkk this has potential to be legit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRih_VtVAs
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 20, 2016 at 1:11 pm

Gas is 1.49 by me
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 20, 2016 at 1:11 pm

That’s insane
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 1:12 pm

Pay more for it. They will accept it.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 1:13 pm

HailBandG No they won’t. You have to give the extra to me.
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 20, 2016 at 1:14 pm

What milage are you getting on the jeep ?
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 1:17 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 I average about 25, get mid 30’s on the highway
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 20, 2016 at 1:20 pm

Texas AG says online fantasy sports illegal
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 1:21 pm

Matt Mosley 4.1 We know. How will you spend your days now?
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 1:25 pm

http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/01/19/san-diego-chargers-manti-teo-has-a-real-girlfriend-now-video/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=tpspages&utm_campaign=fb
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 1:25 pm

Man ti’s got him a real girl
Git some son
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 20, 2016 at 1:25 pm

I just play COD
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 20, 2016 at 1:26 pm

He’s doing better then half the people here
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 1:29 pm

https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/689798162547134464https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/689798162547134464
Confirming that https://twitter.com/hashtag/Browns?src=hash WR Josh Gordon has applied for reinstatement to the https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash from indefinite drug ban. 1st reported by https://twitter.com/TonyGrossi
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 1:29 pm

Thank obama for telling the saudis to keep pumping to dry up Putins war chest over Crimea. Saudis and Israelis both hate the red sickle and hammer. Will it hurt US and Canadian tar sands…sure but that junk is poison to Mother Earth anyway the refining process. We need more wind solar and geothermal
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 1:31 pm

Manziel getting the axe is going to provide such a cover for his return. Plus they’ll probably take a new QB in the draft. New coaches, new QB. He’ll be able to go kind of under the radar as long as he doesn’t screw up again.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 1:34 pm

Any insiders around?
@MelKiperESPN: Re-grading the 2015 NFL draft. Some teams — MIN, WAS, NYJ — look even better today: http://es.pn/1QdZWGq
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 1:34 pm

That last part is the issue
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 1:41 pm

I laughed as I typed it
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 1:48 pm

I suspect that Goodell will not reinstate him. He had to many fuck ups while suspended for Goodell to reinstate with a straight face.
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 1:49 pm

Is she the inflatable kind?
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 1:49 pm

Only if there’s money involved.
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 1:50 pm

I saw a pic of someplace in Texas where is was .99
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 1:51 pm

Bill_In_FL I don’t think the NFLPA will be okay with that
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 1:53 pm

That is absolutely, insanely untrue. The Saudi’s are doing this specifically to kill off the US (and other areas) resurgence in oil production from fracking & other new extraction methods. The ‘wellhead’ cost for obtaining oil that way is around $50-60/bl, the Saudi’s wellhead cost is somewhere around $5-10/bl. Once they have driven the US oil companies to shutdown their wells (and they can’t be easily reopened), they’ll shut down the supply and drive oil prices back to over $100/bl.
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 1:59 pm

http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/01/19/report-cowboys-petition-to-replay-2014-divisional-game-vs-packers-following-fitzgerald-catch/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=tpspages&utm_campaign=fb
Jereah demands nfl replay 2014 div playoff game vs packer over fitzs catch vs dezs…shouldnt he be signing romos collar cast or lookin at the draft?
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 2:00 pm

Why? And what can they do about it? It was an ‘indefinite’ suspension, not a 1 year suspension. The Commish has every right to evaluate the players behavior while suspended in making a decision to lift his indefinite suspension after 1 year or not to do so. The guy has shown that he doesn’t give a shit about the reasons he was suspended and has continued the behaviors that got him suspended, why should the Commissioner reinstate him?
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 2:00 pm

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 2:04 pm

Well that does it. Trump is finished now that Sarah Palin endorsed him. LOL
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 20, 2016 at 2:04 pm

She’s his VP
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 2:05 pm

An, she’s too busy looking across the Bering Straight into the Crimea
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 20, 2016 at 2:06 pm

You can’t trust the Russians
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 2:07 pm

Dallas Sucks
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 2:08 pm

Bill_In_FL Didn’t he say she would be part of his administration?
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 20, 2016 at 2:09 pm

Suxs
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 2:09 pm

24/7, 365, especially without Romo, Dez or Scandrick…
Go Fuck a Tranny

January 20, 2016 at 2:09 pm

You listen to what he says ?
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 2:12 pm

for all eternity and beyond, even with Homo, Deez or Sandwich.
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 2:12 pm

No idea.
Bill_In_FL

January 20, 2016 at 2:13 pm

Or the Afghans, Iraqis, Saudis, Ukrainians, Poles, well, pretty much you can’t trust anybody.
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 2:16 pm

DallasCowboysSux lol
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 2:19 pm

I can’t imagine the race coming down to Bernie and Trump…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 2:21 pm

The snow storm does not appear to make it down into North Carolina with a lot of snow… I hate NC winters…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 2:21 pm

These two comments are all I have for today…
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 2:24 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Yuck
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 2:25 pm

Yuck indeed…
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 2:25 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone http://i.imgur.com/PYuoSD7.png
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 2:29 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ snow
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 2:30 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone I suspect Bernie is playing off the young far left. I think he is as big of a bag of hot air as Trump.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 2:32 pm

I hope his model is right, but most of our local stations call for much less than this and ice as well…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 2:33 pm

Pretty much…
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 2:35 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Probably more accurate, models are still all over the place at this point. Today should hopefully bring a bit of clarity, tomorrow will be the real test.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 2:38 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone But looks like the models are pushing/staying south, that would mean more snow for you.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 2:42 pm

https://twitter.com/BR_Eagles
https://t.co/3698ui3qXF – John DeFilippo Reportedly to Be Named Eagles QB Coach: Latest Comments, Reaction: https://t.co/SNiXgbFVXN
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 2:48 pm

Frank Reich also rumored to be named OC. Obviously looking to get some of the magic that was the 2015 Cle. and SD offenses.
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 2:48 pm

How long before chip gives Boldin back to AZ for nothing or possibly Smelter since he’s about to be in his prime?
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 2:49 pm

No, Boldin is still a very good blocker but is clearly declining as a receiver, so Chip will extend him.
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 2:50 pm

if he was white the contract would have already been signed
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 2:51 pm

his voting record says otherwise
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 2:51 pm

Thank god we can sub on D again esp after Aaron ripped Joe Barry a new one in DC. Chips O worked better with Andys guys obviously and was not a pleasure to play against with them
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 2:53 pm

Actually, he’s a UFA
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 2:56 pm

http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/dal/dallas-cowboys
Post-draft grade: C+
http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2513035/byron-jones was a player I really liked, and he played well for a rookie. He really carries the grade. http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/3895806/randy-gregory is a talent, but I said then they were rolling the dice by taking him that early. They haven’t gotten anything from him yet. Still a work in progress. There’s nothing to write home about after that, and the team really fell off, with QB health the big culprit. I questioned not taking a running back anywhere, and I still think that’s a legitimate concern. I should remind people that http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2577302/la’el-collins doesn’t factor in here as he wasn’t a part of this draft class, and could have been signed by anybody.
New grade: C
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 2:56 pm

http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg/new-york-giants
Post-draft grade: B-
I know http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2969952/ereck-flowers was able to step in this season, but he struggled for the most part. I wrote then: “While the pick made sense, I had Flowers at No. 27 overall on my final Big Board, so for me this wasn’t a ‘best player available’ situation.” In a nutshell, the Giants reached on Flowers and have to hope he develops into the kind of player that can stick at left tackle. I see that as a major question. http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2979841/landon-collins is a good player I think people need to be patient with given all that he was asked to do. After those two, it’s hard to say who could break through based on early returns. Again, I saw Flowers as a first-rounder; I just thought it was a bit rich that early.
New grade: C+
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 2:59 pm

http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/phi/philadelphia-eagles
Post-draft grade: B+
Here’s a draft class that could look a whole lot better in a couple years than it does right now. Start with http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2971618/nelson-agholor, a talented kid who was just way too inconsistent in 2015 and is going to get better; or http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2576002/eric-rowe, who had a tough transition, but could get much better. Then there’s http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2514270/jordan-hicks, who was outstanding until he got hurt. There’s also http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2577237/jacorey-shepherd, who I thought could have played immediately in nickel looks but got hurt. Based on where things are now, the class doesn’t look so great, but there’s a lot of potential.
New grade: C+
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 3:00 pm

http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/wsh/washington-redskins
Post-draft grade: A-
I loved this class at the time. I wrote: “Everywhere you look, they got tougher. Overall, I was really impressed with this draft.” Not only did they get tougher, but the rookies rubbed off on other players and the team got tougher overall. http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2511708/brandon-scherff had to be good at guard given that draft slot, and he settled down and played well. http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2577446/preston-smith showed he’s going to be a big part of that defense going forward, and http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2576716/jamison-crowder was a reliable target. http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2980105/matt-jones had his moments and will in the future. http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2577889/kyshoen-jarrett was a nice get late, and don’t forget undrafted http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2516049/quinton-dunbar. There’s more to talk about with this class, but in short, it was really good.
New grade: A
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 3:06 pm

Someone please post this for Frenchie when he comes on later:
Blandino: “Ref did best job he could with Packers/Cards coin toss”
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 3:08 pm

Kinda makes sense Lupo seeing as its a real GM Scot vs. Reeses bad pieces, Howie and Jerrah. Reese and howie seem better at balancing the budget than finding talent and Jerrah has no real counterpoint from his son on draft day.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 3:09 pm

Scot does it again!
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 3:09 pm

It’s post-season for the refs, too.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 3:17 pm

Morning Fellas
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 3:17 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! STFU
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 3:18 pm
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 3:19 pm

HailBandG It’s equally creepy that you googled it afterward.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 3:19 pm

Did u see my post below?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 3:20 pm

Rub it faster, counterclockwise…
– Frenchie
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 3:21 pm

This is the first image that posts when you search under “Frenchie”
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 3:21 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Blandino is a moron
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 3:32 pm

And we are now under a blizzard watch.
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 3:34 pm

nice! jealous
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 3:35 pm

It looks like we might get a half inch of ice now… If that happens, I am probably going to die somehow…
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 3:43 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Yeah. Blandino is an idiot
Don’t know how that man is the Director of Officiating. He’s beyond stupid
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 3:43 pm

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/these-gay-men-touch-a-vagina-for-the-first-time_us_569e4caee4b0cd99679b4e0b
Choy touches it for the 1st time and it aint a romo playoff victory
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 3:44 pm

Don’t drive or walk and u will live
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 3:44 pm

lol… Be sure to post this when he is here…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 3:45 pm

What about the 200 foot tall sweet gums behind the house?
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 3:45 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Cut them down now just to be sure, plus then you’d have a nice gun range!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 3:46 pm

Good idea…
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 3:46 pm

F those trees and their spikey balls
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 3:49 pm

Lupo Now you’re making Justin uncomfortable.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 3:50 pm

Fivers, you been following SHOT show at all this week?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 3:54 pm

I haven’t… What is it?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 3:54 pm

I hate them lupo…
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 3:54 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Nevermind
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 4:00 pm

Fivers, where in NC are you again?
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 4:01 pm

Sir Squatch I think this is a conversation that should be continued on plaintextmosley.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 4:02 pm

penguinfarmer Why?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 4:02 pm

Near Winston Salem-Greensboro…
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 4:05 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone You’re screwed http://imgur.com/IBWEpqH
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 4:09 pm

I just hope it’s snow and not ice… If we do get a half inch of ice, none of y’all will see me again…
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 4:17 pm

https://twitter.com/thebiglead
Jim Trotter Says Sam Bradford’s Agent Asked Eagles For $25 Million a Year https://t.co/T7CMH4Z7ja
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 4:21 pm

It’s snowing again. Skins got an A in Mel’s regrade. I didn’t break the yolks in this mornings eggs over grits. Great days we’re living as offseason division champs bros!
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 4:22 pm

Ice needs love too
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 4:22 pm

in-season, too
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 4:24 pm

Like Firestone tires, all seasons sir.
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 4:25 pm

lddsfuws Can’t click on it, but are they suggesting they trade up for a QB?
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 4:29 pm

yes, to #1, for Goff
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 4:42 pm

Have the Giants hired an offensive coordinator?
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 4:44 pm

PedersonWentz2016!! Mike Sullivan
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 4:44 pm

Where he from?
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 4:45 pm

PedersonWentz2016!! Giants. Promoted from QB coach. Was Tampa’s OC before last year. I hear McAdoo may still call offensive plays.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 4:47 pm

So basically Coughlin was the only guy to get fired by the Giants. Good stuff
rep138

January 20, 2016 at 4:52 pm

PedersonWentz2016!!
OL line coach. DL line coach. Strength and conditioning coach.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 4:56 pm

Frenchie isn’t happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/iareRico https://twitter.com/iareRico/status/689852384646946816https://twitter.com/iareRico/status/689852384646946816https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3A3797791ff9c0e4c6
Fire at Yonge and Front. https://twitter.com/hashtag/Toronto?src=hash https://twitter.com/hashtag/maybesomeoneshouldcall911?src=hash https://t.co/vCKbKx2cMt
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 5:10 pm

So this just happened! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! Fucking ass clown eagles are hilariously getting fucked no lube prison style.
Only faggots get fucked like this!!!!! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! SKULL FORKED!!!!!!!

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/19/10795124/sam-bradford-agent-25-million-per-year-eagles-contract-2015-season-salary-cap
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 5:10 pm

Sir Squatch Isn’t happy about what???
I just got tickets to see Chappelle in Toronto on February 10
I’m real damn happy! Like Fried Chicken Dance Happy!
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 5:13 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! So why are you burning stuff?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 5:14 pm

Sir Squatch Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! eagles fan dummy…
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 5:20 pm

Contrast with:
Terrance Knighton @MisterRoast98Dline just ordered 3600 bottles of @FIJIWater to @CCharitiesUSA in Flint, Michigan. Our Prayers are with that city and hope this can help.
Dr Rypper MD

January 20, 2016 at 5:21 pm

http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/01/20/jason-kelce-responds-back-to-philly-radio-host-that-called-him-a-house-negro/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=tpspages&utm_campaign=fb
Jason Kelce is the house negro
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 5:24 pm

HailBandG They could have ordered nearly 10K bottles of regular water for that same price.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 5:27 pm

HailBandG Oh, might have done some Lupo math there. Looks like it might be 50K bottles or more.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 5:30 pm

um
https://twitter.com/theScore/status/689853915093860353
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 5:31 pm

So it’s your teams chance to pick. Both Joey Bosa and Jalen Ramsey are there (probably only a reality if your team is the Cowboys but Nvm that)
Which guy do you choose?
Bucky will surprise you.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000625458/article/buckys-big-board-fsus-jalen-ramsey-debuts-atop-rankings
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 5:31 pm

that was before the 2015 season…. an agent doing his job.. why is this news?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 5:33 pm

Because Doug isn’t very interesting
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 5:33 pm

Redskins Suck
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 5:33 pm

if they sign him to be the highest paid QB in the NFL then laugh and troll away, but this is a year old report that means nothing to the current team
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 5:33 pm

We aren’t paying rg3 money
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 5:34 pm

you’re so dumb
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 5:34 pm

I’m guessing the agent isn’t starting at the same number this year…. Much lower
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 5:34 pm

Mr Roast only provides the finest in packaging
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 5:37 pm

Kirk sends every dump he takes to Philly
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 5:38 pm

are you using Bucky Brooks to bolster your argument that Dallas should take Ramsey at 4?
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 5:39 pm

Dallas needs everything besides C so who cares who they take?
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 5:40 pm

no one… this is going to be this years “3 1st round talents”… we got the #1 overall guy at 4!!!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 5:41 pm

Mere speculation…
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 5:41 pm

Weird how all their “1st rounders” didn’t compare to the Skins and Vikings normal drafts.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 5:44 pm

So Kirk still plays with his poop?
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 5:46 pm

DallasCowboysSux Speculation at best.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 5:48 pm

I had my doubts, and still am not totally sold, but fffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkk this has potential to be legit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRih_VtVAs
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 5:49 pm

But there is no way I can believe Will Smith as Deadshot, he’s going to have to completely change his personality to make that work.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 5:51 pm

Well, at least we know there won’t be a sequel…
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 5:51 pm

No. Just asking a question is all. But, I do like Ramsey for the Cowboys.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 5:52 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Probably will be.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 5:53 pm

But they all die… They are the suicide squad…
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 5:55 pm

Margot Robbie is reason enough to see any movie. Except Focus. There is never a reason to see Focus.
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 5:55 pm

Spam
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 5:57 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Zombies
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 5:57 pm

There will be a suicide squad coming near you…
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 5:59 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone They don’t all die.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 6:00 pm

splooz She looks like she will be a brilliant Harley Quinn.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:01 pm

Will Smith is a bad guy? Ehhh
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 6:01 pm

I come on here and see Redskins fans posted the same post about Sam Bradfords agent 3 times in under one hour. They are trying as hard as they can to kill this place.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 6:02 pm

Interesting end to the article where it shows which teams were seen talking to which players after practices. Apparently, no one wanted to talk to anyone from the skins because of their well known racism.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000624845/article/what-we-learned-monday-at-eastwest-shrine-game-practice
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:02 pm

Dallas sucks… Better?
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:03 pm

Seems like it’s been a while since Will Smith put out a GREAT movie. He needs to stop fucking around and get to work.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 6:03 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone U might be the only normal Skins fan here. You also happen to be the only one here that didn’t post it.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:04 pm

There are many normal ones… It’s the offseason also, I can’t get worked up over speculation… Mere speculation is what kills this place…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:05 pm

I like Will Smith a lot, but when did he ever put out a “great” movie?
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 6:05 pm

#InJayWeTrust Wasn’t he highly praised for Concussion?
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 6:05 pm

he spit out two idiot kids
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 6:05 pm

Speculation is only good to talk about after it becomes fact.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:05 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Independence Day was GREAT. Seven Pounds was very good. I am legend was solid
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:06 pm

Are they really idiots?
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 6:06 pm

Loser talk from the basement
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 6:06 pm

I’m pretty sure they came out of Jada not Will.
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 6:06 pm

Jada being a sex freak is the best thing about Will’s career
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:06 pm

I am legend was good, but far from great… He isn’t a great actor, he is a good one…
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:06 pm

That’s speculation at best
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 6:06 pm

I am Legend is fucking terrible. It’s a massive insult to the novella.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 6:06 pm

#InJayWeTrust The thing is, in the comics, Deadshot is a really really really really bad guy, not in the evil I want to kill the world way, but in the get in his way and he will kill you without thinking way.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:07 pm

Lol…
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 6:07 pm

Your mother
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 6:07 pm

If anyone has experience at this it would be you.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:07 pm

She is a good looking girl…
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:07 pm

splooz Harsh but fair.
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 6:07 pm

I was so disappointed in what they did to that story.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:08 pm

That’s why I don’t read Sploozy…
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 6:08 pm

pretty sure they came out of Will’s dick too.. but keep up the good work
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 6:08 pm

#InJayWeTrust Enemy of the State was his last “good” movie.
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 6:08 pm

Q. I’m curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly? Is your music one way to sort of turn it over and reflect on it?
WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.
JADEN: It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 6:08 pm

Vast. Years of. Born with. Skins fans.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:08 pm

Spitting out of wills dick… I c what u did there as they say…
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 6:10 pm

Well Jaden understands relativity so there’s that.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:10 pm

Lmfao… What a stupid question though… Even dumber responses…
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 6:10 pm

well, however time works, somebody owes me some of it for reading that
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 6:10 pm

http://media.fyre.co/w2InpSmJTDOYbz0KzKlh_12507423_1063287093717978_5901524042819476175_n.jpg
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 6:11 pm

splooz Not sure that counts as understand relativity so much as knowing something of that sort exists and then attempting to explain it while on PCP.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:11 pm

Irrelevant dribble…
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 6:11 pm

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of a guy spitting out children. It’s always been a term used on girls. I must be getting old.
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 6:11 pm

http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/11/17/jaden-and-willow-smith-exclusive-joint-interview/?_r=0
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:12 pm

Don’t get Shitrant all excited…
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 6:12 pm

Too late.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 6:14 pm

lddsfuws HEY! It’s Penguin appreciation day, you will not disagree with him today!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:15 pm

I think lupo is older than u…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:15 pm

Get use to it, they are winning the Super Bowl again…
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 6:17 pm

Everyone always wants their teams to trade down yet someone has to trade up….right?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 6:19 pm

Sir Isaac Sploozton
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:19 pm

https://twitter.com/JasonColeBR/status/689837074388746240
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 6:19 pm

Wouldn’t be too surprised if Chip ends up with the same opinion, no?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 6:20 pm

Shanny is burnt on running qbs
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:20 pm

He probably is… They suck…
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 6:20 pm

https://vine.co/v/ieKI9rebnEB

i don’t know if this will embed or not, but i found it very funny
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:23 pm

Her son was just charged with domestic violence… Good times for the Palin family…
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 6:26 pm

Seems unlikely
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:27 pm

https://twitter.com/JeffRisdon/status/689848898677035008
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 6:27 pm

Your mother?
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 6:28 pm

http://nymag.com/following/2016/01/this-iggy-azaleasarah-palin-mash-up-is-perfect.html
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:34 pm

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000625398/article/pederson-explains-chiefs-clockburning-drive-vs-pats

Pederson didnt know he was down by 2 scores not 1………fucking retard eagles fans singing this guys praidses like fucking ass clowns and imbeciles!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Andy Ried school of clock management!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!! Fucking eagles suck!!!!!
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:35 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Except for Cam and RW and Aaron Rodgers…
Preparation_A

January 20, 2016 at 6:36 pm

i bet Sarah Palin gives great head
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:36 pm

HailBandG
https://twitter.com/micnews/status/689838697173356544
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 6:36 pm

Not sure how anyone could know that yet.
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 6:36 pm

If I’m honest with myself, I don’t know who Iggy Azalea is.
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 6:37 pm

This person looks like someone who has made her parents proud.
Preparation_A

January 20, 2016 at 6:37 pm

stupid Livefyre wont let me update my avatar
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:37 pm

HailBandG It doesn’t even matter
Preparation_A

January 20, 2016 at 6:37 pm

thanks a lot Obama
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:39 pm

Lets take a break from Sam Bradford wanting 25 mil a year for being more brittle than RGIII and look at Pederson who didnt know in a playoff game that his team was down by fucking 2 scores and effectively drove his team into the ground cause he is a fucking idiot like Ried.
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 6:39 pm

she’s married to Swaggy P!
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:39 pm

HailBandG You arent missing anything. She’s todays white girl version of vanilla ice.
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 6:40 pm

lol
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:40 pm

Lupo Engaged
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:40 pm

Lol…
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:41 pm

lol
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:41 pm

Lupo Explain how your new HC managed his team into the ground not knowing what the fucking score was! BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!! CANT WAIT TO PLAY THE eagles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 6:42 pm

let’s add reading comprehension to the list of things you are not good at.
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 6:42 pm

This is a glorious mess
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:43 pm

eagles fans what do you think of your jack ass HC who cant manage the clock?
Preparation_A

January 20, 2016 at 6:43 pm

RCULegendOfASkullForker didnt they let him go?
Preparation_A

January 20, 2016 at 6:43 pm

RCULegendOfASkullForker after he let all the good players leave or traded them away?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:43 pm

TonaldDrump RCULegendOfASkullForker Nope, just hired! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Good days bros.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 6:44 pm

What’s going on? Who are we bashing?
Splooz? Gays? Redundancy?
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 6:44 pm

El zingo
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 6:44 pm

he’s had too much sugar… best to just wait until he falls asleep on his binkie
Preparation_A

January 20, 2016 at 6:44 pm

Weech yes
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:44 pm

TonaldDrump RCULegendOfASkullForker The Redskins thwarted Chip and made him get rid of all thier players and then had them fired for beating the shit out of them in their own house and ending their season 2 yrs straight.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 6:45 pm

El Zorro*
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:45 pm

Weech it’s a mute point
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:45 pm

Weech Eagles new HC Pederson didn’t know his team was down by 2 fucking scores instead of 1 and ran the clock out to lose the game. Classic eagles move. No wonder they hired him so fast without any research.
Preparation_A

January 20, 2016 at 6:46 pm

They signed their coach to a 5 year deal and he will only be there 2 years.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:47 pm

Who?
Preparation_A

January 20, 2016 at 6:47 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Eagles
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:47 pm

No seriously, eagles fans tell us how the fuck your new HC ran out the clock on his own team?
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 6:48 pm

*peeks inside*
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 6:48 pm

Weech Hi, HateWhore
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:48 pm

Skull forked!!!
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 6:48 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Turn back now
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 6:49 pm

still haven’t read the story?
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 6:49 pm

Something Chip fans, and skins fans can unite behind.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/act-four/wp/2016/01/20/whiteness-history-month-is-a-great-idea-here-are-7-ways-to-observe-it/
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 6:49 pm

He’s too busy skull forking for that…
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:49 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang DONG!!! Tell the eagles fans to come back and explain how the fuck did they hire a HC who just ran out the clock on his own team in a playoff game?
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 6:50 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aoXjQnYYDCI/U2xHexFLOEI/AAAAAAAAGN8/SWORP2hOPtM/s1600/eagles.gif
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 6:51 pm

Why do you treat me so?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 6:51 pm

Lupo I watched the actual interview where he explained that he ran the clock out on his team and thought they were up by 1 TD not the 2 TD’s they were actually up.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 6:51 pm

RCU is out for blood. And I hear Pad Thai is on the menu.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 6:52 pm

RCULegendOfASkullForker Dongtavious Steelwang Hwhat?
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 6:55 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear “Go about your business” is just repeated 7 ways
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 6:57 pm

Weech Pad Thai is delicious. Pad Kee Mao and Pad See Ew are also delightful.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 6:58 pm

https://twitter.com/Forbes https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/689882839870017536https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/689882839870017536
Climate scientists say 2015 was the hottest year on record https://t.co/YOKygulxgi
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 6:59 pm

Weech Plus they found a new planet
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 6:59 pm

“Teach a man to fish, and he will fish until there are no more fish”
Confucius
http://www.csmonitor.com/Environment/2016/0120/Global-fisheries-are-depleting-faster-than-we-thought-What-can-be-done
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 7:00 pm

Uranus?
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 7:00 pm

Skins met with him yesterday
https://twitter.com/MikeMayock/status/689884972484796416
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 7:00 pm

Spam…
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 7:01 pm

It was renamed due to those immature jokes you keep making.
Henceforth it shall now be known as Urectum.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:01 pm

Coincidence?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 7:01 pm

I thought you were better than all this speculation Jay?
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 7:01 pm

Weech Eagle fan bitterness and negativity moved north.
Or that’s just Frenchy.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:03 pm

PICK NO. 4 CARSON WENTZ QB NORTH DAKOTA ST. The Cowboys will get a chance to coach Wentz at the Senior Bowl and I think they’ll fall in love with him.
PICK NO.10 EZEKIEL ELLIOTT RB OHIO ST .Todd Gurley proved to be a home-run pick for the Rams last spring, and I expect similar results for Elliott next season.
PICK NO.13 RONNIE STANLEY OT NOTRE DAME Stanley isn’t flashy, but he’s a very reliable pass protector.
PICK NO.21 SHELDON RANKINS DT LOUISVILLE Rankins is a disruptive interior defender and he would complement the edge rushers in Washington.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:04 pm

You’re too close to Canada, Squatch. Come back.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 7:05 pm

Studies show that white male republicans are responsible for 99% of the worlds fish eating population…
– Shitranr
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:05 pm

Niners Nation @NinersNation
Chip: Seeing the 5 Lombardi’s, coming down Bill Walsh Way, one of the greatest coaches, if not the greatest
———–
Sick burn!
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 7:09 pm

HOMESCHOOL!!!!!!
Dude I wouldn’t say or even think such a thing. However, I WOULD expect MAN republicans to both deny the science, and/or suggest that this fact is either a good or alright thing and MOST of them will say that no big bad gov’ment ought to be doing anything about it.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 7:12 pm

There is some phenomenal DLine talent in this draft
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 7:12 pm

Better than “Ukilledem”
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 7:13 pm

I hear it’s very good for Centers too.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 7:14 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear Yep
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:16 pm

Squatch, the end is nigh my friend. This place is a ghost town.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 7:16 pm

Matt is back!!! As Jason Borne that is. Such good movies with him in them.
http://www.reviewjournal.com/opinion/columns-blogs/norm-clarke/jason-bourne-passes-valet-parking-aria
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:17 pm

https://twitter.com/RyanMaue https://twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/689882543680651264https://twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/689882543680651264
Major freezing rain event for Kentucky & North Carolina heading into Friday.
Winter weather in Northern Georgia https://t.co/erXLplsH3g
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 7:17 pm

Weech YOU’RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
….ER A GHOST TOWN!
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:17 pm

Weech Can’t say I’m surprised.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:18 pm

Fivers is going to be so happy
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:18 pm

Nope. It was coming. Which place will we cannibalize next?
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:19 pm

Weech No idea, need to find a place with a good comment policy though.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 7:20 pm

I’m fucked…
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:21 pm

Any Eagles fans watching the Chip presser? Thoughts?
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 7:21 pm

“But wait. I thought global warming etc etc.”
—Every republican I know
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 7:21 pm

Sir Squatch Fuck that guy, I guess
Not currently watching it
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 7:23 pm

Shouldn’t we just get rain and not freezing rain?
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:23 pm

I think this sums it up.
Let’s pack it up, boys.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 7:23 pm

Did he mention brining in Riley Cooper?
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:23 pm

That’s the tough one. Send one of your minions out to scout.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 7:23 pm

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/689890572945895429
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 7:23 pm

Chip has a fucking huge head. How did I never see this
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 7:25 pm

Weech We now do not have:
-Chip
-McCoy
-DeSean

-Maclin
-Happiness
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:25 pm

https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanforahttps://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora
Eagles have hired Frank Reich as their OC. Done deal…
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:25 pm

Who?
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 7:26 pm

Weech Frank “Third” Reich
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 7:27 pm

Another backup quarterback.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 7:28 pm

http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/01/20/three-leftovers-from-doug-pedersons-introduction/
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:28 pm

Was the the DL coach?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 7:29 pm

Done deal Frank Reich is the Eagles OC…
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 7:29 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Screw you Fiversons!
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 7:29 pm

FUNNY GUY!
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 7:30 pm

Dick
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:31 pm

Just got a raise, bitches. Drinks on me.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:31 pm

Weech Congrats!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 7:31 pm

Hey man, I just report the news, I don’t make the decisions…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 7:32 pm

Probably didnt deserve it…
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:32 pm

Thanks man! Perks of working for a British company. They give a raise every year, just so long as you’re not fucking up.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:33 pm

Fake it till you make it, vato.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 7:34 pm

Weech is eating pizza tonight!
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 7:34 pm

But seriously congrats bro
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:34 pm

I’m feeling rich. No more cabbage soup.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 7:35 pm

Mexicans eat cabbage soup? I thought that was reserved for my Irish brothers
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:35 pm

Weech I’ll be over there in a few months, I’ll make sure to mention that you’re not doing a proper job on the lawns.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:35 pm

I’m heading to London in March myself.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:36 pm

Weech Drink Scotch
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 7:36 pm

Fullers London Pride. One of my fav beers, simple and very drinkable.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:36 pm

Dude, I’m trying to extend my trip to fit in a visit to Glasgow.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 7:37 pm

It’s not enough that he lives in our country, he has to eat our food too…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 7:37 pm

Also, just about anything from Sam Smith Brewing is very good.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:37 pm

Weech If you do make it, you have to go to the Pot Still
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze

January 20, 2016 at 7:37 pm

Trump approved, but he still wants them out of our country
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:39 pm

Irish food is American?
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 7:44 pm

#InJayWeTrust Fiversons No Spin Zone Seven Pounds? Really?
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 7:44 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Depends on your beliefs of chemtrails.
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 7:47 pm

I think Franck Reich was the backup for all 4 Buffalo SB losses. So there’s that.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:50 pm

Weech, you being sent back to Columbia anytime soon?
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:52 pm

I’ve never been to Columbia. Only Colombia.
And no, not this year.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:53 pm

Weech Well if they send you back, just realize because it’s trying to get you killed.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 20, 2016 at 7:53 pm

Congrats on the raise Weech
I hope that the Brits didn’t pay you in tea & crumpets
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 7:53 pm

They make great winter jackets though…
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:53 pm

https://twitter.com/Rickthelaureate https://twitter.com/Rickthelaureate/status/689885802440974336https://twitter.com/Rickthelaureate/status/689885802440974336https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3A3b77caf94bfc81fe
I knew it! https://t.co/4cbpTdfSXo
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 7:54 pm

jeez. all white people aren’t the same. we don’t all know each other, either, dang.
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 7:54 pm

I got a raise in November. Drinks still on Weech.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:55 pm

Meh. There are far more dangerous places.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 7:55 pm

Thanks ese
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 7:55 pm

Weech Not been keeping up with the news?
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 8:01 pm

Just let me know when the Groomsmen fittings are. I’ll meet you in NY.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 8:04 pm

Are you talking about the acid attacks?
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 8:05 pm

Just let me know when the Hen Night is.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 8:12 pm

https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/689902382008922112
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 8:14 pm

pretty easy vote
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 8:14 pm

Lupo Unless you’re a Dallas reporter
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 8:15 pm

LOL.. of course he wanted to vote for Lee
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 8:16 pm

FWIW
PFF ranked the Dallas OL best in the NFL for the 2nd straight year.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 8:18 pm

LOLPFF
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 8:19 pm

IIWJS
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:22 pm

This place is quiet… I wonder if Redskins fans and the Mods are happy with what they have done.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 8:22 pm

Good lost of players the Cowboys have drafted from the Senior Bowl since ’89.
2014 – Zack Martin (1st round)
2013 – Terrance Williams (3rd round)
2011 – DeMarco Murray (3rd round)
2007 – Anthony Spencer (1st round)
2005 – DeMarcus Ware, Marcus Spears (1st round)
2011 – Dwayne Harris (6th round)
2003 – Bradie James (4th round)
2002 – Andre Gurode (2nd round)
1999 – Dat Nguyen (3rd round)
1998 – Greg Ellis (1st round), Flozell Adams (2nd round)
1994 – Larry Allen (2nd round)
1991 – Alvin Harper (1st round)
1989 – Daryl Johnston (2nd round)
http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/2016/01/19/phillips-why-senior-bowl-has-been-good-cowboys-decades
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 8:23 pm

It has some merit behind it, I think. DMC was 4 overall and didn’t even start for 6 games.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 8:23 pm

I decoded this. IDK if that’s a good thing.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 8:24 pm

Obviously they are the best, and Collins is just gong to be really good going forward. He might have been right; this might just be one of the greatest olines in history one day.
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 8:24 pm

GFY
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 8:25 pm

TFR
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 8:25 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear What ever happened to Anthony Spencer
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 8:25 pm

they are a very good run blocking OL
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 8:25 pm

Went to New Orleans and got hurt.
Sir Squatch

January 20, 2016 at 8:25 pm

https://twitter.com/timkawakamihttps://twitter.com/timkawakami
Other presser overview: Chip Kelly is immediately the smartest guy at 49ers HQ and it’s not by a little bit.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 8:26 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear He was pretty good. Shame he never stayed healthy
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 8:26 pm

Damn. That is a good list.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 8:26 pm

Sir Squatch That’s probably not a good thing for the Niners
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 8:26 pm

A sad organization since McC left. Maybe Chip can turn it around.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:27 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear and 4-12 this year. Paying dividends clearly…
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 8:28 pm

LMAO
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:28 pm

PES Redskins fans are happy to be the Champions why wouldn’t we be?
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:29 pm

https://twitter.com/EagledelphiaPA

https://twitter.com/EagledelphiaPA/status/689899151316930560

UPDATE: The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eagles?src=hash have officially hired Frank Reich as offensive coordinator: https://t.co/c5nGhzG5Yo https://twitter.com/hashtag/EaglesTalk?src=hash
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 8:30 pm

he’s not calling plays. guy to run practices and help with gameplans.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:31 pm

PES LOL!
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:33 pm

I cant wait to be up 2 scores on the eagles and they run the clock out for us. Two easy wins next yr.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:34 pm

№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 30 is cool.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:34 pm

eagles fans be like, poof….
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:35 pm

http://media.fyre.co/IrKGhcuES3aJ2cLgFmod_screen-shot-2016-01-18-at-12-58-02-pm.png
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 8:36 pm

Beaster I blame you for this
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 8:36 pm

Redskins Suck
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 8:36 pm

Doesn’t look like she needs another one.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:36 pm

For what this time?
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:36 pm

24/7/365
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 8:37 pm

I’ll give you one guess.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 8:37 pm

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/689908610802008064
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:37 pm

For RCU coming back and acting like a complete tool? Sorry, I thought he would have learned his lesson.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 8:38 pm

Eric Rogers visited a lot of teams, pretty coveted. Did not visit the Skins, not sure if he visited any other NFCE teams
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 8:38 pm

Precisely
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 8:38 pm

Great… Latest weather update basis getting 6 to 8 inches of snow instead of all freezing rain…
Great days we are living bros…
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:39 pm

http://i.imgur.com/jOpU63s.png
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 8:39 pm

i’ll take a foot of snow over freezing rain any day
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:39 pm

We are getting 6 to 8 inches of Sunny weather down here in Florida.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 8:39 pm

Yeppers… Freezing rain just sucks…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 8:40 pm

Justin is also getting 6 to 8 inches, but not wearher related…
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:40 pm

And he enjoys it as much as we enjoy our weather.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 8:41 pm

That he does… That he does….
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 8:42 pm

he visited with 16 teams… he was a UDFA for Dallas in 2013
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:43 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Mine says 64degrees, 4-7ft swell, 6 mph onshore winds, and current +0.4 low tide. Water temp 60 degrees.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:43 pm

The https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash are signing CFL star Eric Rogers to a 2-year deal with a $125K signing bonus, $75K in bonuses & $100K base salary guarantee.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 8:44 pm

Where do u live?
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 8:44 pm

Home of the 2 Foot Pizza Crust
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:44 pm

In the basement?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:45 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Whales Vagina.
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 8:46 pm

he was on Dallas in 2013
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:47 pm

Can eagles fans tell me what they think of thier new HC’s clock management game plan? The run your own teams clock down and lose strategy specifically.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 8:47 pm

Lmfao…
Lupo

January 20, 2016 at 8:48 pm

I think Redskins fans are more apt to speak about losing… just going by the last 20 years
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:50 pm

That sounds like a nasty stank hole.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 8:51 pm

Redskins should of kept the ball away from the Packers
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 8:51 pm

F.Y.I. New Eagles HC can win games against teams with winning records.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:52 pm

Something Gruden has never done.
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 8:53 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 8:53 pm

PES You mean Cousins?
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 8:53 pm

Is this actually a fact?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:53 pm

Lupo Lets start with the most recent year this past NFL season where we sept the shit out of your team and made your entire franchise quit and get fired and ended your pathetic season for the 2nd year straight. Then lets talk about the Dynasty 4 SB’s in 9 years winning 3 of them with 3 different QB’s and 3 different RB’s same HOF head coach.

Now eagles fans go.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 8:53 pm

PedersonWentz2016!! no
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:53 pm

Nope.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:54 pm

DallasCowboysSux He can run the clock out on his own team and lose too.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:55 pm

Yes it is.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 8:55 pm

PES He beat two last year
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:55 pm

Gruden can get beat by every team his team played this season with a winning record.
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 8:55 pm

We’re talking about this year.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 8:56 pm

PES You said never, dipshit. Then you edited it.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:56 pm

PES Cant get beat by the eagles thats for sure. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 8:57 pm

Not unless their secondary coach gets hired by the Jags
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:57 pm

Eagles will never beat the Redskins ever again based off of this seasons results.
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 8:58 pm

http://i.imgur.com/twcBCf5.jpg
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:58 pm

DallasCowboysSux You are saying Kirk wont be good? Wow thats low even for you. I’m ashamed of you.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 8:59 pm

He’s going to have to fight Eli for the crown though.
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 8:59 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 8:59 pm

Beenthnkingboutnextyear Eli thinks the pick doesn’t get enough attention.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 9:00 pm

Kirk can get paid 30M a year and lead the league in INT’s by 20. As long as he sweeps the Eagles again, I’m good
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 9:01 pm

RCULegendOfASkullForker DallasCowboysSux No, he’s saying he’s going to be an All-Pro DB like RG3 was meant to be
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 9:02 pm

http://i.imgur.com/rdH3JJZ.png
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 9:02 pm

Mel Kiper Regrades for the 2015 Draft
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 9:02 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang I’m not zooming in that far
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 20, 2016 at 9:03 pm

#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang tl;dr you bitches went from A- to A and I hate you
Wentzadelphia

January 20, 2016 at 9:04 pm

https://twitter.com/CamInman
https://twitter.com/CamInman/status/689888923024158721

BREAKING: Chip Kelly’s golden retriever Henry sat on Trent Baalke’s lap for two hours during interview process
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 9:04 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 9:05 pm

Ok, this was funny
https://twitter.com/DragonflyJonez/status/689916122037116929
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 9:05 pm

PES Baalke also had his penis inside Henry, more on that at 11..
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 9:07 pm

Nobody could destroy a franchise better than the Redskins and Chip just did to philly. I feel no remorse, only power.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 9:08 pm

I’m fine with Scot, Jay and Kirk going forward… How about you Bobby?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 9:08 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang Have to add in ST ace and baller our fucking Kicker who helped us and paid major dividends. Another Scot McC forker.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 9:11 pm

Are u jealous of the snow we are about to get on the east coast?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 9:14 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Scot, Kirk, and Jay. Skull Forkers to be sure. Jay ruined the eagles by beating Chip’s goofy ass 3 out of 4 times including 2 season enders and got the entire coaching staff fired. Kirk ruined the eagles defense and beat the fuck out of them 3 of 4 times making their players quit and lay down on the field. Scot tho…Scot McC orchestrated the entire symphony of destruction and malice by executing his plan perfectly for total skull forkery prison style without lubrication in every man, woman, and child’s orifice in that disgusting disease riddled filthy city.
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 9:14 pm

Sam Bradford has never played in a playoff game.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 9:15 pm

Dongtavious Steelwang after the first game Scot was like um we need a new kicker boys. Try this all pro out for size…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 9:16 pm

This is an interesting stat…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 9:17 pm

Skull forking one division win at a time!
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 9:17 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone Not surprising at all.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 20, 2016 at 9:20 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Has a little more juice when I do it..the original.
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 9:20 pm

Is it interesting? Watching him play (or not), would you think that he had ever led a team to the playoffs?
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:21 pm

Hoyer and Cousins led their teams to the playoffs
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 9:24 pm

Hoyer won 5 games last year. His second highest single season win total. Fits what you’d think when you see him play.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:25 pm

Derek Carr replaces Rodgers in the Pro Bowl. QB play across the league has been pretty bad the last few years. This might take the cake
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:25 pm

It just shows you don’t need a QB to make the playoffs once you have a decent team
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:28 pm

Yeah.
HailBandG

January 20, 2016 at 9:28 pm

Skins had a terrible running offense last year, and their defense and special teams sometimes played ok, but maxed out at mediocre (certainly nowhere near as good as a team like the Texans). But the Skins were a top 10 scoring team this season because of the passing game. They were able to win more shootouts and close out games because of the passing game.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:30 pm

Players are not interested in playing. People are not interested in the Pro Bowl
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:32 pm

Some players
#InJayWeTrust

January 20, 2016 at 9:32 pm

First time since the season ended I watched the highlights. Got warm fuzzy feelings. What a fun fucking year
http://www.redskins.com/media-gallery/videos/
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:34 pm

The one thing I’m impressed with Pederson is his assistant hires aren’t a bunch of guys he’s familiar with or worked with like the rest of the league did this year. Idk much about Riech but Schwartz was a great get
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:37 pm

Not that I saw. I didn’t really want him personally if that’s what you were asking
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:41 pm

That’s what I read. He even interviewed for the 49ers HC gig. They all run different systems. Finally coaching to the players strengths and not one specific system.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:42 pm

I don’t understand what you’re saying
DallasCowboysSux

January 20, 2016 at 9:42 pm

Me thinks DeFelipo hiring means the Eagles are going to draft a QB.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:44 pm

Wentz!
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 9:46 pm

Sad thing is they don’t even play the same position
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 10:24 pm

I don’t think this is true. Episode 7 dropped on December 17th. They like the Xmas time premiere.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 10:34 pm

Man, if Joey Bosa fallas to Dallas at #4, I’ll be so happy.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 10:36 pm

But they have Gregory who’s supposed to be good
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 10:36 pm

He is good. With Bosa, they’ll be UNSTOPPABLE!
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 10:38 pm

Nah. Cowboys will suck as usual
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 10:38 pm

nah. Division is ours next year.
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 10:39 pm

“I don’t like that”
– Kirk
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 10:41 pm

I’ve got a raging boner at the thought.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 10:43 pm

Cowboys already used their one good year with Garrett
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 10:43 pm

I’ll wager a pizza that Dallas doesn’t win the East next year.
Weech

January 20, 2016 at 10:45 pm

Lets revisit this after May.
penguinfarmer

January 20, 2016 at 10:47 pm

Weech Dallas will get a defensive lineman at 4. I’m just hoping it’s the guy who fell out of a window.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 20, 2016 at 10:58 pm

So here’s how I see it already for next year (after Cowboys add Bosa or Ramsey)
Best OLine
Best DLine (with Hardy or Bosa)
Best QB
Best WR
Best LBs
Best Kicker
That’s a…a good start.
splooz

January 20, 2016 at 11:19 pm

All of that and they somehow still managed 4-12. So weird.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 20, 2016 at 11:24 pm

Having the worst coach means a lot
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 20, 2016 at 11:49 pm

Curious… How can the team with the best everything still manage to go 4-12…. Hmmm….
Obie Juan and Only

January 20, 2016 at 11:54 pm

Fiversons No Spin Zone On the one hand I tend to hate when someone boasts as below. On the other:

Best Oline : Hard to argue.
Best DLine: No, Bosa would be an improvement but still no.
Best QB: Hard to argue.
Best WR: Debateable.
Best LBs: I think I agree.
Best Kicker: Ok.

He doesn’t claim BEST RB, Secondary, Coach and certainly not front office.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 21, 2016 at 12:06 am

So is Slinging Sammy Braddy just a one year lease or….what? Now that Shurmur went byebye…
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 12:07 am

Not sure if this is Canadian or not, but Preston Smith, Brandon Schreff, Erick Flowers, Will Tye and Landon Collins made the NFL.com All Rookie team.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 21, 2016 at 12:09 am

Sir Squatch Nelson?
….Nelson?
…Nel…son?
rep138

January 21, 2016 at 12:12 am

Sir Squatch
For Flowers and Collins that pretty much means a participation award.
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 21, 2016 at 12:13 am

rep138 Sir Squatch This close to sealing the deal against the Pats.
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 12:13 am

Dongtavious Steelwang But nice to know you have that bright future going forward
Dongtavious Steelwang

January 21, 2016 at 12:14 am

Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Indeed, barring injury
rep138

January 21, 2016 at 12:15 am

Dongtavious Steelwang rep138 Sir Squatch
So we have him to thank for McAdoo I guess.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 12:17 am

That wasn’t for u…
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 12:18 am

.https://twitter.com/capitalweatherhttps://twitter.com/capitalweather/status/689964624452677634
MT https://twitter.com/DNeckel19: If this is what happens when there’s a dusting, imagine the two feet in two days. https://t.co/ga6G6NgrRf
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 12:20 am

Total lockdown… It’s going to be great….
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 12:21 am

Fiversons No Spin Zone The sad part is that this isn’t really all that different from a regular rush hour around here.
rep138

January 21, 2016 at 12:24 am

Sir Squatch
Lol. Yikes.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 12:26 am

Sir Squatch I’m from Herndon!!!!! Upper left. The birthplace of all that is Skull Forking!!!!
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 12:26 am

DC traffic is god awful…
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 12:27 am

#InJayWeTrust And we have just begun…
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 12:28 am

HailBandG with zero running game to speak of proves Cousins is even better.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 12:29 am

“Nobody could destroy a franchise better than the Redskins and Chip just did to philly. I feel no remorse, only power.”

A wise man said this once..
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 12:30 am

@ Squatch
Where do u go to get those snow fall totals?
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 21, 2016 at 12:30 am

I wouldn’t mind either option at this point. He was slinging it around quite well at the end of the season
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 12:34 am

Fiversons No Spin Zone The models you mean? http://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/

You’d be better off just finding your local Met office’s forecasts though
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 12:41 am

QB – I don’t think it’s hard to argue that Eli or Cousins are better than Romo at this point.
WR – I would give ODB the nod and it’s not really close right now. As a pass catching group the Skins are likely tops due to depth though Dez or ODB would be their #1.
OL – interesting. Skins and Dallas match up better than expected here. LT and RG are pretty even. Fred is much better than Licky but Moses is better than Free. LG is a toss up. Collins is the most talented guy there but I assume he’s moving to RT next year and Luvao or Long played well this year.

DL – If we’re including pass rushing OLBs (which I do) then Dallas is behind both DC and Philly.
LBs – Assuming we’re comparing 3-4 ILBs to 4-3 LBs then I’d give Dallas the nod of course though Philly’s close if Hicks is as good as he flashed.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 12:42 am

Liked, liked, and liked some more…
DallasCowboysSux

January 21, 2016 at 12:45 am

http://i.imgur.com/si9AhzT.jpg
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 21, 2016 at 12:49 am

Well there is no WR on the division anywhere close to as good as Dez, in fact, there really ain’t one in the entire league so it’s not an shame on the rest of the division.
Let me just throw this out: the Cowboys OLine made Darren McFadden a top 5 RB on spite of his starting only 11 games, and have no passing game. The skins OLine got their RBs the 31st YPC in the league last year.
Between Hardy, and Lawrence, and Crawford, and Gregory/Bosa, there is no comparison with any other DLine in the division.
Of course, anyone that would put Cousins into the same conversation as Romo is….not bright so…there you go.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 12:51 am

Hardy, Lawrence, Crawford, and Gregory finished 3rd in the East in sacks. So…there’s that.
Cousins was the best QB in the the East in the most recent season. Who cares though? Eli has 2 more rings than all the other East QBs combined and is the only HOF candidate in the current group. Clearly not important though.
I don’t think anyone would compare Dez to the top WRs in the NFL right now. Cut the fucking jokes.
4-12 means something.
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 12:51 am

DallasCowboysSux RCU in his favorite shirt.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/iLl2ysg.jpg[/img]
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 12:53 am

[img]http://i.imgur.com/KQTfqqz.jpg[/img]
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 21, 2016 at 12:55 am

Dez is, without question, the best WR in the division, and although ODB is very good, it’s not close. The rest of the division is….lacking.
Cousins is…a very average Qab on a good day. romo is a top 5 QB everyday. (And for many years)
Sacks don’t tell the tale, and the only other contender in this division (the Eagles) don’t have the talent the Cowboys do across the board.
And, records don’t tell the story; I mean the worst team in the division had the best record so…there’s that.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 12:56 am

splooz Cousins best QB in the East by a landslide this past year. He was number 2 overall in every major category for the last 10 weeks of the season and never had a snap with the 1st string all offseason and was named starter the week of the opener. Zero run game. Cuzzo number 1 by landslide.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 12:57 am

Records don’t tell the story? Are you fucking retarded? Is this really happening?!?! This is jokes. It has to be jokes.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 12:59 am

Beenthnkingboutnextyear Dez is a injury prone pussy who drops the most important catches of every game he plays.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 21, 2016 at 12:59 am

From the son of a mother that tells the world 0-1 is better than 0-0 your words mean less than nothing.
Oh and, tell me about the sport where doing what you’re paid to do once out of nine chances gets you in the “HOF” again.
That was a good story.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 21, 2016 at 12:59 am

Your mother?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 12:59 am

Beenthnkingboutnextyear Dez’s mother..
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:00 am

Cousins best QB in the East by a landslide this past year. He was number 2 overall in every major category for the last 10 weeks of the season and never had a snap with the 1st string all offseason and was named starter the week of the opener. Zero run game. Cuzzo number 1 by landslide.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:01 am

PES You could insert Redskins instead of Manning head and the bitch ass eagles on Brady’s head and be correct.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:01 am

You’re still trying to pretend it’s better to not go to the playoffs then go and lose. Cute.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 1:03 am

Shitrant is pouring it on something special this evening…
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 21, 2016 at 1:03 am

1-9
“HOF”
Funny.
“0-1>0-0”
Priceless
DallasCowboysSux

January 21, 2016 at 1:03 am

Duh… but didn’t you used to claim it was RG3?
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:03 am

[img]http://i.imgur.com/nXqOOed.jpg[/img]
DallasCowboysSux

January 21, 2016 at 1:03 am

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:03 am

DallasCowboysSux Used to when RGIII was. Yes. Now he isnt and Cousins is. Injury is a hell of a drug.
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:04 am

RCU is getting horny.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:05 am

No idea what you’re 1-9 garbage is about.
Making the playoffs > Not. End of discussion.
DallasCowboysSux

January 21, 2016 at 1:06 am

In other words you are just a homer…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 1:06 am

Not sure why u are even entertaining him sir Sploozy…. You are much too classy for that…
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 21, 2016 at 1:06 am

1 hit, in 9 chances to hit=HOF
“Priceless”
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:07 am

DallasCowboysSux In the words I used the first time. We have done the impossible and made it possible making us the greatest franchise of all time.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 1:07 am

Lmfao!!!
DallasCowboysSux

January 21, 2016 at 1:07 am

http://i.imgur.com/rgNRwws.jpg
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 21, 2016 at 1:07 am

Stay out of this homeschool. No sense you getting muddied.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 1:07 am

Lol!!!
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:07 am

RCU taught them well
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 21, 2016 at 1:07 am

Homo?
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:07 am

Funfers…do you think he’s actually retarded?
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:08 am

[img]http://i.imgur.com/7IwCzn6.jpg[/img]
DallasCowboysSux

January 21, 2016 at 1:08 am

Greatest of all time for making the Playoffs without beating a team with a winning record?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 1:08 am

No… That would be Romo playing hide and go seek with 13 guys at his Batchelor party…
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:09 am

Fiversons No Spin Zone How is this so funny? I dont get it.
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 21, 2016 at 1:09 am

I’m starting to believe you might be playing RCIs pizza delivery guy homeschool.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:09 am

I don’t understand this pizza crust in ass thing but if Olivia Wilde told me to stick some Papa Johns in her cornhole then eat it…I would.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:10 am

splooz Olivia Munn too…
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:10 am

Wilde > Munn…sir.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:13 am

splooz Is O. Wilde into ass play? Cause Munn is bout it…sir.
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:13 am

[img]http://i.imgur.com/95CggZT.jpg[/img]
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:13 am

PES not this kind of pic you sic fuck!
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:14 am

I found that for you.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:14 am

How do you know Munn likes it in the ass?
DallasCowboysSux

January 21, 2016 at 1:14 am

Damn that’s like a orgy for RCU.
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:15 am

I wonder how many times his mom had to take him to the emergency room to get it removed.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:16 am

splooz It’s documented…in all it’s glory.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:17 am

That old thing could be made up. Regardless…I’m sure they’ve both had dicks in asses. I still take Wilde over Munn
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:17 am

Maybe you should try to get in touch with her to let her know you like the same things.
DallasCowboysSux

January 21, 2016 at 1:18 am

http://i.imgur.com/aP7ETGx.jpg
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:18 am

When Olivia Munn’s phone was hacked, people got to see just how much women enjoy rough sex. Olivia Munn texted her boyfriend:
Chris, I <3 when you… finger my in the doorway, lick my tight asshole and choke me so hard i can’t breathe… pull my hair, push my head down, shove your big, long dick in my mouth so deep i tear up and choke… slap my pussy til I come… fuck me in the ass slow and good. it hurts me but you won’t stop because you know how bad i want it and how good it feels to force your dick inside my tight ass. slide your raw, perfect dick inside my tight, wet, warm pussy that i’ve saved just for you… on top of me, dick in my pussy, it’s so good i can’t take it. you grab my face, I look at me with the fucking look in your eyes and tell me to take it like a BIG GIRL… come so deep inside me… kiss me… slap me OVER and OVER, HARDER and HARDER until i learn to do what you say… <3 Olivia xoxo
DallasCowboysSux

January 21, 2016 at 1:18 am

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:19 am

Munn > Wilde…sploozy 🙂
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:20 am

U are driving RCU crazy. He’s like this right about now. http://media.fyre.co/eSd7dZN6QZmugzAtPwfc_giphy%20%288%29.gif
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:21 am

RCU after seeing all of that pizza crust.

http://media.fyre.co/eSd7dZN6QZmugzAtPwfc_giphy%20%288%29.gif
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:22 am

PES quite projecting.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 1:25 am

Lmfao…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 1:26 am

Lmfao….
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:27 am

The Champion Redskins should be celebrated and worshipped for showing the NFL how to pick a top 1-10 franchise QB. 2 in 1 draft, 2 in 4 years. Wow. The glory that is the Champion Washington Redskins is hard to swallow but the faggot ass eagles fans are up to the challenge and dare anyone to try and choke them with cock to prove their throats are massive and can take the biggest of cocks.
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:29 am

[img]http://i.imgur.com/9LnurMk.jpg[/img]
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:31 am

Hey RCU, have you ever tried the pretzel pizza? Sounds like it would be right up you alley. [img]http://i.imgur.com/D1wxcoh.png[/img]
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:34 am

Splooz and RCU are the biggest fucking idiots around
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:34 am

Truer words have never been spoken.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 1:34 am

Lies…
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:34 am

For that matter, so are all Redskins fans here
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:35 am

Virginia is known for inbreeders.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:36 am

They actually believe that there is a player on their team that is the best in the division at their position, its fucking comical
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 1:40 am

Sure… U and Choy are just fountains of logic reason and knowledge…
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:44 am

Yet somehow…
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:45 am

And this. [img]http://i.imgur.com/bHzLZMd.png[/img]
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 21, 2016 at 1:46 am

Dez Bryant is the most overrated player in the league
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:46 am

PedersonWentz2016!! Not really, it’s not like people think he is good.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:47 am

He is the best WR in this division and top 5 in the NFL
rep138

January 21, 2016 at 1:48 am

RCULegendOfASkullForker
Jeez. This reads like a 13 year old boy writing to Hustler pretending to be a girl. Regardless I’m sure Rodgers is repulsed.
And Wilde >>> Munn,
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:48 am

Save that, won’t happen again for a while
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 21, 2016 at 1:49 am

No and no
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:50 am

16 TD’s in 2014 when healthy, like he will be in 2016 and like he wasn’t in 2015
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 1:50 am

Brown, Jones, ODB, Hopkins and maybe Dez… But there are about 3 to 4 others that deserve it as well…
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:51 am

choyboy0724 He’s never healthy cause he is a total faggot ass bitch and injury prone. Thats the fucking problem. Tell him to man up or you can shut the fuck up about a pussy who’s pinky is sore.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 21, 2016 at 1:52 am

Still not top 5.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 21, 2016 at 1:52 am

rep138 I agree. I’m sure Rodgers doesn’t have the slightest clue what to do. Hence, him being repulsed at Munn. But wondering if he can say that same stuff to Chris….
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:52 am

Do faggot ass biches get more injuries than people who shove pizza crust up their butts or do you get them often as well?
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:53 am

Never healthy smh…..RCU go drown yourself in the ocean please
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 21, 2016 at 1:53 am

RCULegendOfASkullForker PedersonWentz2016!! Lol
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:53 am

PES I would refer to you about pizza crust in but injuries and goings on. Thats your shtick, not mine.
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:53 am

RCU is an idiot. He would be better served shoving pizza crust up his butt to make his mom mad
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:53 am

choyboy0724 He doesn’t miss games every fucking year like a bitch? Lol.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:53 am

Nobody outside of Dallas really rates him up with Brown, ODB, or Julio
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:54 am

Go break your foot and see how effective you are at your job
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 21, 2016 at 1:54 am

Wilde > Munn
Dez is not top 5
That is all
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:54 am

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! Munn likes butt play and is funny.
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:54 am

He played every game for 3 seasons in a row before this.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 21, 2016 at 1:54 am

I’ll ask Edleman about that.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:55 am

Bringing RCU back was the worst mistake ever by SKA
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 21, 2016 at 1:55 am

RCULegendOfASkullForker that just means she’s a dirty slut
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:55 am

choyboy0724 I’d be pissed too if the Redskins owned my fucking team too.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:55 am

Choy. You said Dez was going to return 100% healthy. Now…excuses. Cute.
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:55 am

No it wasn’t. He’s like the clown at the circus. Things aren’t the same with out the idiot.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:56 am

I’d rather you do it to yourself
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 21, 2016 at 1:56 am

We’re the Cowboys supposed to lose after Dez came back?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:56 am

PES And you follow the elephant cleaning up the enormous turds.
penguinfarmer

January 21, 2016 at 1:56 am

Munn isn’t anywhere close to Wilde. I think few are.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:57 am

He tried then injured his leg while over compensating for his foot
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:57 am

No. He said so.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 1:57 am

choyboy0724 So he’s a fucking pussy ass bitch. Got it thanks.
penguinfarmer

January 21, 2016 at 1:57 am

rep138 RCULegendOfASkullForker Also this was released in 2012. Rodgers was probably drawn to her because of this.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 1:57 am

Haha. This is adorable.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:57 am

You would know
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 1:58 am

Sorry if the truth offended you. I meant no offense by posting this. Just pointed out the facts.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 1:59 am

Its nice Splooz is here so much, missed you around this time of year
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 2:00 am

choyboy0724 I know a injury prone pussy when I see one and Dez Bryant is the king of them.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:00 am

This doesn’t make sense.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 2:01 am

Just shoot yourself in the head and be done with it
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 2:01 am

Those 3 seasons in a row playing every game before this were? You have Dez confused with Desean who always gets hurt.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 2:01 am

You normally are long gone most years at this time
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 2:02 am

PES clown > elephant shit cleaner is the point retard. Jesus you are denser than a neutron star.
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 2:02 am

So true
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:03 am

Gone? Cause I go skiing on weekends? Not really true but ok.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 2:03 am

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson! RCULegendOfASkullForker And?
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 2:03 am

His posts normally don’t brother…
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 2:03 am

Yup, can’t find him when the Redskins suck but one decent season and look what happens
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 2:04 am

Yep
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 21, 2016 at 2:04 am

Anquan Boldin is going to be an FA this year. That’d be a nice cheap option. If he has something left
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:05 am

Is it some sort of badge of honor to sit around and waste your sunday watching your team suck instead of doing something fun?
What is wrong with these people Senator?
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 2:06 am

PES Thats a lie.
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 2:06 am

Nope
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 2:07 am

Dez Bryant has not played every game before this year.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 2:07 am

The last 3 years twat fuck
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 2:08 am

choyboy0724 He didn’t play in every game the past 3 years dumb fuck. I just looked.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:08 am

Another guy who had a better season than Dez.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 2:08 am

splooz Our backup TE did I think. And I dont even know his name he came in week 8 or 9 or something…
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 2:09 am

PES Yep. Look it up.
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 2:09 am

U must be mixing Dez up with Desean the injury Jackson who has only played all 16 games in 2 of his 8 years in the league. #BUTTFORKED
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 2:09 am

Splooz won’t be here much next season, so he needs t shoot his wad now
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 2:11 am

1 in the last 4 and 2 of 8. Proves he is an injury prone player. Dez playing every game for 3 straight seasons before this says a lot. Now go get some pizza crust and piss your mom off.
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:12 am

There you go making predictions again
Wentzadelphia

January 21, 2016 at 2:12 am

the 3 before this
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 2:12 am

You won’t be because its who you are
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:13 am

I am here every year you fucking moron.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 2:15 am

For a little while sure when things are going well, but the minute they go south you are nowhere to be found
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 2:15 am

Fuck you, you piece of shit
KickenWing

January 21, 2016 at 2:16 am

Does that guy always talk like this?
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:16 am

This is not true but ok Choy. Cry again about how sad you are that Dallas sucked this year please.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 2:17 am

Not sure… I think it happened when the public funding for mental health dried up…
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 2:17 am

Its 100% true. You are a cockroacj
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:18 am

Yeah. 38000 comments and I’m rarely here.
choyboy0724

January 21, 2016 at 2:19 am

Guess Splooz doesn’t like being called out like the fucking weasel that he is
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:22 am

Skins suck right? Yet I posted 38k+ comments. But I don’t come around when the suck…
Something doesn’t add up.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 2:24 am

Just stop playing his game sir Sploozy…
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:24 am

His game is bad predictions and I love it.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 2:25 am

For his sake, I sure hope he doesn’t bet money on his predictions…
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:28 am

A man should save his money for fresh wings IMO.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 2:29 am

I wonder what Choy does when he isn’t giving us his accurate predictions or threatening to kill our bloggers… I’m sure he is a fine American…
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:31 am

You can say this about him, he’s wrong, a lot. But he doesn’t mind being wrong cause he’ll just make another bad prediction soon.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 2:33 am

Harsh, but fair and accurate…
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:34 am

Arguably the least harsh thing I said about that cock smuggler all day. But I appreciate yer kind words internet friend.
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 2:38 am

Anytime fine sir… Long live Scot the skull forker!
splooz

January 21, 2016 at 2:41 am

May he fork skulls, drink vodka, and draft A+ drafts till the day he dies of cirrhosis.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 21, 2016 at 2:56 am

RCULegendOfASkullForker cowboys sux
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 2:57 am

PES Yeah, He didn’t. Lol, look it up. Is this a joke or something? Espn says he played 12 games his rookie year and 15 the next so….
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 21, 2016 at 2:57 am

Guys,
Cowboys Sux
DallasCowboysSux

January 21, 2016 at 3:02 am

Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond…
Fiversons No Spin Zone

January 21, 2016 at 3:10 am

24/7, 365, especially without Romo Dez and Scandrick…
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 4:33 am

lddsfuws 2012 15 games.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

come on cowboy fans quite fucking lying. He’s played 2 full seasons out of fucking 6 for christ sakes. Fucking 2 meaning he is injury prone and a huge pussy. Sorry I’m not sorry.
RCULegendOfASkullForker

January 21, 2016 at 4:38 am

PES 2012 he did not play the entire season is the point fucker. He’s had only 2 of his 5 seasons that he actually played all 16 games
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 21, 2016 at 4:55 am

The Eagles will retain Duce Staley as running backs coach under new coach Doug Pederson.Considered one of the best position coaches around the league, Staley even got a courtesy head-coaching interview from the Eagles before they chose Pederson. Staley played on teams with Pederson in Philadelphia, and the two coached together in Philly before Pederson left for Kansas City with Andy Reid.
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 21, 2016 at 4:59 am

Eagles hired Greg Lewis as wide receivers coach.
——–
Good! The one thing Lewis could do was catch! Hopefully these young wrs will learn a thing or two
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 21, 2016 at 5:06 am

Browns hired Ray Horton as defensive coordinator.
——–
Hire a guy that you are still paying for from the last stint as DC there
Lol Cleveland
<— Dak's Missing Testicles

January 21, 2016 at 5:18 am

lddsfuws let go after the 2013 season
Still paying him from that
Beenthnkingboutnextyear

January 21, 2016 at 6:04 am

Fair (albeit slightly more positive than may be appropriate) for the skins most recent “savior” and his value as a FA
“15. Kirk Cousins, Washington Redskins quarterback: Replacement level starting quarterbacks are worth plenty, and that appears to be Cousins’ floor. At worst, he’s a poor man’s Andy Dalton with room to improve over time. He has more value to the Redskins than anyone else.”
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000602379/article/top-20-unrestricted-free-agents-for-2016
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 12:02 pm

Frenchie – Welcome Home Pederson!
He’s a good get. Will be a good HC some day.
Maybe Cleveland is finally ‘getting it’.
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 12:07 pm

Planet X may have been ‘found’. Now we know where all those UFOs have been coming from.

Planetary scientists, Konstantin Batygin and Mike Brown of Caltech
announced intriguing evidence for a Neptune-sized planet orbiting the
sun beyond Pluto. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/90377_Sedna
and five other objects in the outer solar system are grouped together
as if they are being shepherded by a larger body. That body, say Batygin
and Brown, is a planet at least 10 times as massive as Earth traveling
along http://www.spaceweather.com/images2016/20jan16/orbits.jpg?PHPSESSID=it36orjto8di67n039l83k3323 more than 200 AU from the sun. This is the most persuasive argument so far for the existence of a “Planet X.”
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 12:19 pm

El Nino is beginning to fade, especially in the western Pacific and Eastern Pacific near central America (where the warm water is pumped across the Pacific). There is a cold water Kelvin Wave currently moving under the surface of the central Pacific that spells the end of an El Nino. It may be over by mid-Feb with a La Nina coming later this year.
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 12:20 pm

lddsfuws
No idea since they haven’t actually seen Planet X, just deriving it’s existence from gravitational effects on other known objects
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 12:33 pm

Bill_In_FL It’s Planet 9, not X.
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 12:36 pm

Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL
Well, it’s hard to keep these imaginary planets straight. Actually I thought they came from the ‘mirror’ earth that orbits in the the ‘real’ earth’s orbital path only on the other side of the sun.
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 12:37 pm

lddsfuws
The Science Daily article says the orbit would be between 10,000 & 20,000 years.
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 12:38 pm

Bill_In_FL I actually asked Mike Brown how he was going to deal with all the Planet X crazies now that he has fed their fire. It will be interesting if we could get a picture of it though.
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 12:39 pm

Get ready, Fivers
https://twitter.com/wralweather https://twitter.com/wralweather/status/690128854904655873
Winter storm warning goes into effect at midnight tonight. Be ready to stay home tomorrow. https://twitter.com/hashtag/wral?src=hash https://t.co/M1h7FD5LIK
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 12:42 pm

Sir Squatch
I remember a huge Blizzard that hit DC right before the evening rush hour. Dumped 2-3 inches of snow in about an hour & 1/2. I was riding Metro from Ballston to Dunn Loring and lived about 7 miles from Dunn Loring in Annandale. It took me 8 hours to get home. Folks living further west took 12-14.
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 12:43 pm

Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL
The Aliens won’t allow that
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 12:47 pm

Bill_In_FL That’s what happened last night with barely an inch.
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 12:48 pm

So ISIS has officially declared war on the Shia now. Should be interesting

“Dabiq, as the English-language publication is called, devotes a majority
of the 56 pages in the latest issue to justifying the killing of Shia
Muslims. In numerous articles, the magazine goes to great lengths to
give a theological basis for killing members of the minority Muslim sect
that controls Iran and Iraq and has been at odds with Sunni Muslims for
over a millennia.”
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 12:50 pm

Bill_In_FL It didn’t declare that 11 years ago?
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 12:55 pm

lddsfuws Models still running all over the place, but yeah you are looking at upper 20’s, into the 30’s and if things go right (well, I guess that depends on your love of snow), might hit 40.
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 12:58 pm

Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL
Not officially.
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 12:59 pm

lddsfuws
The one in 2010? I livd in Annandale at the time and we got over 2′
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 1:01 pm

Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL
LOL, I pulled in to a Safeway near the house, which was largely empty, but, when I was checking out a lady came bursting through the front door yelling “Bathroom – STAT!!”.
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 1:02 pm

Bill_In_FL People were just getting out of there cars and going to the bathroom on the side of 66 last night. Guess when you have to go, you have to go.
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 1:03 pm

Bill_In_FL They’ve been pretty open about wanting to bring an end to any and all Sunni for a long time.
Bill_In_FL

January 21, 2016 at 1:05 pm

Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL
You mean Shia? ISIS are Sunni, it’s why the Saudis support them on the sly
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 1:07 pm

Bill_In_FL That’s what I meant. I was in Iraq in 08, pretty much everyone was killing each other.
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 1:11 pm

lddsfuws Well I hope it misses you and we get 3′ of snow.
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 1:16 pm

“Now, rather than revisiting the 18-game season, NFL owners appear to have strategically prioritized expanding the playoffs, giving them significant added revenues while paying players relatively nominal additional income. From the league perspective, it makes obvious economic sense: Why pay regular-season prices for extra games when they can pay discounted postseason prices? And while true those additional revenues from added playoff games would be shared with through Salary Cap accounting, that incremental gain pales to even a marginal increase in regular season player earnings.”
————
Interesting take on the expanded playoff push.
DallasCowboysSux

January 21, 2016 at 1:22 pm

Dallas Sucks
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148

January 21, 2016 at 1:24 pm

That sucks. Especially for the players. Especially for the players postponing rehab so they can play in the all important playoffs.
Sir Squatch

January 21, 2016 at 1:30 pm

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