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This probably hurts his chances to reach snake’s predicted 1400 yards rushing from Randle this season.
So…..Alex Anthopolous is OUT as GM of the Jays (as reported 30 mins ago) so that sux
At least the Cowboys still Sux. So that’s good
I hope the WRs received the Stickum I sent
Morning Fuckers
I can’t believe an RB was benched after playing behind that line. Must be the worst RB in league history.
Good morning fans of the first place NY Giants FootBall Dynasty
The Eagles receivers are going to use the extra time from the bye week to work out and do drills together. For some reason it looks like they decided to hold their practices on my street.
I got it. Lupo is saying if you mistook the trash men for the Eagles receivers, it must be because they were dropping garbage all over the street.
You don’t have to explain it… but it still wasn’t that good.
2016 NBA draft is going to be fun, Sixers picks:1st round pick – 76ers or Kings (Sixers get better of their own pick or Kings pick, assuming Kings pick falls in top-10).1st round pick – Lakers (unless it falls in the top 3)1st round pick – Heat (unless it falls in the top 10. Can swap with GSW if GSW pick is better)1st round pick – Thunder (unless it falls in top 15. Can swap with GSW if GSW pick is better)2nd round pick – Nuggets
They best start adding in legitimate FA players that same offseason.
Doesn’t matter. Sixers talk wouldn’t be appropriate on a basketball blog either.
On second reading, it’s probably more likely he comes over in 2017 so he isn’t bound by the rookie wage scale and can negotiate his own terms…
It’s possible, but I think it would make more sense for him to stay in Turkey the extra year.
I don’t know what to believe with the reports about him. One week it’s his father doesn’t want him to play for the Sixers and he might refuse to do it, the next week it’s that he seriously considered coming to the Sixers for the 2015 season… nobody really knows anything.
Indeed. It’s fun to think about the notion that next year’s team could be Okafor, Noel, Saric, Stauskas, Embiid, Sixers pick, Lakers pick, Heat pick, Thunder pick though.
It’s the Sixers, so it will never work out that way, but it’s still fun to think about.
I hope so. I just picked him up this morning, but I currently have him sitting on the bench until I get more info.
Doesn’t matter who they start at RB just as long as they give him the ball
I have him in 2 leagues now…. would love if he took the starting job from Jennings.. but I’m keeping him on the bench this week… not gonna start Dez this week, either….
I could use another starting RB after losing Charles and Foster in the span of a couple of weeks.
I picked up Hillman in the league i’m in 1st place.. got lucky on the wire
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Splooz is having a rough week
retread w/ a .477 career win % and he’s still an upgrade from Williams
Phil Collins comes out of retirement… Great days…
looks like they should be stacked.. now we’ll see what can go wrong… the Embiid thing has me worried
I got Dalton off the wire a few weeks ago, I’m doing some work there. I’ve probably made the most moves in my league, but I’ve been making it work. I’ve won 4 out of my last 5.
how long ago? Ginger is #2 QB overall this year so far…. that’s a nice snag
They did. They just couldn’t understand what the hell he was saying on the phone.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Oh I’m thankful Phil isn’t Drake
Drake Sux
All the experts are picking NO , expect NY to feel disrespected and destroy NO
Giants RCB Prince Amukamara will have an MRI on his injured pectoral Monday.
Amukamara said he still has soreness and restricted movement in his chest. He is not going to play this week, and it sounds like he is still a couple weeks away. Jayron Hosley will continue to fill in while Amukamara is sidelined.
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He’s getting a MRI NOW??? Why the wait???
LOL BNA
They SUX
Coach Coughlin is afraid of the magnetic waves…. back in his day they just rubbed dirt on it
How Floyd Mayweather leaves a strip club:
http://i.imgur.com/eTtxSD8.png
lddsfuws Why does he have it wrapped up like he just got it from a coke dealer?
According to http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/cowboys-corner-blog/article41776050.html of the Star-Telegram, Randle “bolted from the facility Wednesday for what has been termed ‘a personal issue’ by a source,” skipping a treatment session for a strained oblique that held him out of practice in the first place
Phyllis and Tkabs…happily ever afterLOVE IN THE ESPN COMMENTS SECTION
No, really. This couple met in the comments of ESPN’s Big Ten blog, flirted, met and got married. “It turns into a real nerdy story, real fast,” says the bride.
Afterwards, Garrett praised his leadership, humility, and work ethic.
Glad to see YOUR mom…fuck…shit…YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LOVES THE BALLS!
Weed found on him during a domestic incident where charges were never pressed no?
https://www.facebook.com/people/Jose-Velez/100000539530371 · https://www.facebook.com/pages/Oviedo-Florida/109407902410575: It took Randle 38 attempts to go 45 yards to get to his car after leaving the facility yesterday
I’m afraid to leave my house with all these Cowboys players around
choyboy0724 He needs to put on his big boy underpants from Dillards
If you have Dez in fantasy and bench him this week, then you are a complete idiot.
Randle should be cut… Jerry can’t have even more negative attention around…
He had his chance and has shown he doesn’t deserve another from the Cowboys imo
Sir Squatch “Joseph Randle is a leader of this team”
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17194497/Jun 29, 2015
If Randle keeps his head on straight, there’s no reason he can’t run for at least 1200 yards
“Right. Dallas never gives anyone more than 1 chance. Cut this stain on our honor”
– Josh Brent
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17033384/Aug 18, 2015
Randle is going to be the starter, play well, and have a damn good change of pace back in Dunbar. you can save this.
I’m imagining those are little feet below the vase on the left…and it’s so good.
lddsfuwsBold:
1. Dallas wins SB
2. Dallas has top 5 defense (DVOA)
3. Randle rushes 1500 yards
4. Eagles sign Bradford to extension,
trades 2 1st’s,Cox,Kendricks, Bradford to Titans for Mariota.
5. Eli gets sacked the most time in NFL history.
6. Lee plays full 16 games named All Pro.
7. Redskins finish above .500
8. Beasley has 70 catches 900yrds receiving 6 TD’s
9. T.Williams catches more passes with his hands than his body.
10. Weeden doesn’t suck/Rolando doesn’t fail another piss test.
Jerrry the zen master’s strategy is starting to reveal itself. If you always have a roster full of dipshits, the media can never focus on any one knucklehead for very long. There will always be another to come along and choy the next news cycle.
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/82447350/Aug 6, 2015
And in that vein, and as a serious Cowboy watcher, assuming he’s healthy this year, I predict Randle gets 75% of the rushing touches for the Cowboys this year. Don’t know what Murray’s percentage was last year, but Randle is going to get close to that.
JosephR2225 Right? Terrance Williams won’t catch anything.
Right. Brent killed a Cowboy. Randle stole some undies and got in a little trouble. Totally worse by Randle.
great mentor: http://www.scout.com/nfl/cowboys/story/1571806-when-cowboys-charles-haley-tried-to-kill-me
Sir Squatch Oct 29, 2015
“He had his chance and has shown he doesn’t deserve another from the Cowboys imo”
Don’t cry because you wish both could’ve played for the Eagles
My Prediction on Randle has been spot on…he couldn’t keep his head on straight
choyboy0724 That doesn’t make them spot on, it makes them wrong.
Even before this meltdown he is on pace for about half of what you predicted.
Dumbass.
Sure it is. He had the chance to rush for that amount if he kept his head on straight and since he didn’t then he won’t have the chance to acheive those numbers
choyboy0724 You didn’t predict he’d implode, you predicted he’d rush for 1200 yards with a caveat, that doesn’t make your prediction correct.
How many games left do they have plus you can’t predict injuries
choyboy0724 No, you didn’t predict he wouldn’t keep his head on straight, your prediction was wrong, get over it.
lddsfuws Probably wanted to dedicate more resources to the Hardy investigation.
lddsfuws lol I’m pretty sure that’s what the NFL/Goodell said verbatim about Greg Hardy
Because he probably spent his time away from the team smacking around hookers, robbing orphanages and kicking puppies or something.
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/659746451514335232https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/659746451514335232
JPP gets $214K each game active (up to 7 G/max of $1.5M). Additional $100K/week for 45% of snaps (200K for 75%, 250K for 80%) – Max of $3.9M
is there evidence he turned his life around? what does that mean? I’m just going by who he was when he played… also, when asked about Hardy last week and why Ratliff was cut and Hardy wasn’t disciplined, Haley’s response was, “If you’re a baller, you get treated differently”.. sweet motivator
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/659745609537187840https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/659745609537187840
JPP max deal could be worth slightly more than the prorated remainder of his $14.8M franchise tag. But it won’t be easy to achieve the max
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/659746781350264832https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/659746781350264832
JPP’s sack bonuses kick in at 1/2 sack ($50K) and go up $50K/sack up to 9.5 sacks (worth $1M). Gets $864K trigger at 7.5 sacks…
I would be ashamed if Greg Hardy played for the Redskins… Ashamed…
it may be the truth, but it’s just another guy related to the Cowobys enabling Hardy and him not seeing any consequences for his actions
yet the fanboy cowboys fans are behind him 100%.. look at the comment to this Intagram post from yesterday https://instagram.com/p/9YIqS_GNBcc7iQGf_VXIGo1QfN9mHQoJGPPV80/
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Right where he should be, not on the field.
I’m not saying a person can’t change, and if Haley has then good on him…. I just don’t see the need to publicize what he’s doing with Hardy
You’re defending everything he fucking does you god damn moron. You actually want him on your team and have no issue rooting for him. Most of us would have to suck up our teams signing a huge piece of shit but we wouldn’t pretend like we liked it or wanted to root for him.
Grow a fucking backbone and stop being so damn sensitive you fucking pussu
Fiversons No Spin Zone Heck, he’d be a better option than what the Cows have now….
Growing a backbone would mean standing up for what you believe in…which is exactly what we’re doing you dumb shit. Not pandering to the laundry someone else makes a mint selling.
http://www.ninersnation.com/2014/6/13/5807366/chris-culliver-hit-and-run-case-continued-to-july-10
Hit and run is something to be ashamed of too.
cloisterwerder Clearly an August-December relationship going on here.
Arguing with you is completely fucking pointless and an incredible waste of time
Say that while looking in the mirror three times…
Kellys_Chipadelphia http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/chris-culliver/ pleaded guilty to misdemeanor possession of brass knuckles and misdemeanor hit-and-run, according to Santa Clara County deputy district attorney Jaron Shipp.
He’s been a dick since he was at Carolina (and a homophobe) but he has the common sense to shut the fuck up now.
While it’s great that he FINALLY owned up to it, he still hit and ran.
So because he isn’t talking now, this is ok?
Kellys_Chipadelphia I’m not standing up for the guy, I was just posting what the outcome of that was, since you posted an article from 2014.
Choy is a dirty asshole… A Really stupid one too… That is all…
lddsfuws Just do what Justin does “He’s a piece of shit but a baller”, at least he admits it.
He plead guilty, he paid the price, and now he appears to be reformed. His teams haven’t been encouraging his bad behavior either. Should he continue to get out of line I’d hope the Skins dealt with him intelligently and harshly. Like I assume they’d do with Galette.
lddsfuws Dez might be an asshole but at least he takes it out on Gatorade and spittle. Hardy just went and straight up slapped a clipboard out of coach’s hands for no good reason besides being “fired up.”
Fiversons No Spin Zone Some baby wipes can fix that right up
Mary Kay Cabot
@MaryKayCabot
#NFL still reviewing Johhny Manziel incident, spokesman says. No decision yet on discipline
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NFL leaking stuff to get public reaction before making the actual decision?
Culliver was sentenced to informal court probation for two years and was ordered to do 40 hours of community service. Lastly, Culliver was ordered to pay restitution to the victims of the hit-and-run.
In a case where,
he hit a bicyclist, fled the scene, then threatened a citizen with brass knuckles in Santa Clara, California in March 2014.
Punishment totally fits the crime here.
I think the differences are:
1) Hardy is an unrepentant piece of shit
2) Hardy walked by paying off the chick
3) Dallas rewards him for each time he does or says something dumb.
4) He’s clearly not learned shit
Anyone here seen what brass knuckles can do to a person? I have…. Ugly
Sir Squatch “Test the waters guys. Are the females getting enraged?”
I dunno what to tell you. I’d not defend him if he kept doing and saying stupid shit.
yup… there’s a big difference between rooting for your team that has some bad dudes on it and actively defending some asshole dude’s actions… while your team continues to enable the POS’s behavior
Honestly, not defending Hardy, or cows fans defending of him, just pointing out every team has some people that are scumbags
If he’d fly straight and act right we’d all move the fuck on. He refuses to. Dallas refuses to make him. It’s insane.
splooz It’s kind of clear that Jones will take on just about anyone, for better or for worse. He’ll take on guys like Tyron Smith who he’ll look after and ultimately have him secure a team friendly deal, a security detail of babysitters for Dez to keep his nose clean, and taking on La’El and Hardy and vehemently defend them.
Dongtavious Steelwang I mean, would you put it past them to do that?
splooz As much as people hate Vick, he made strides to move forward and change. You don’t really see that at all with Hardy.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Absolutely not, with their about face on DV after the Rice tape leak.
I guess being good since 2014 buys a lot of credit with Splooz
Vick was redeemed. He took awhile but did what he had to. Hardy hasn’t even considered starting down that road apparently.
Katie Nolan put it perfectly. Hardy couldn’t even pretend to respect women for 10 minutes.
Don’t forget the shit he said about Brady’s wife a few weeks ago…
His behavior does buy credit with me just like I’m sure Vick’s did with you. Paid the price, acted right, showed he learned. That’s all we can assume Culliver is doing now until he Hardy’s it up.
Fiversons No Spin Zone The reporters encouraged it too. “You’re playing Tannehill later this season, he’s got a fine wife too…”
good and short article on the situation of salary cap flexibility for next season that McC both inherited and improved upon
I like eggs, I just can’t believe someone would choose fucking eggs as a last meal. I should consider the source I suppose.
That’s their job… It’s Hardys job to not say stupid shit and not take the bait…
Vick went to jail and lost a $100 mil contract over what he did, he wasn’t out of debt till like 2010. Slightly different than 40 hrs community service and probation.
HailBandG I still don’t think Kirk is a long term solution, but he has only played for just barely 16 games. Wonder if they address QB in the draft or they continue forward rebuilding, but that ultimately depends on if he actually makes huge strides forward this year.
Dongtavious Steelwang HailBandG Tandler said he has an article posting later today on what to do with Kirk
splooz Honestly, for a mostly dumpster fire of a team that’s been a laughingstock (much offense), we haven’t heard a damn thing about Gallette.
that was always fake money unless he turned into Aaron Rodgers this offseason. he got even worse.
I think the bigger issue is not signing a POS, it’s the team letting said POS keep being a POS, even encouraging it.
The issue Is the owner and team doubling down after he repeatedly fucks up again…
Not a god damn word. He’s surrounded by college teammates (Baker and Knighton) that vouched for him and are likely telling him to keep the fuck out of trouble. He’s doing it right…so far.
Sir Squatch Jerry Jones making utterly foolish statements supporting his actions underlines the insanity. Garrett and other coaches also falling in step, with the worse criticism of it being “it was the wrong place at the wrong time”
they’ll need to add a QB or two even if they bring Cousins back on a mid-level short term deal if he shows some consisitency in the second half of the season.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ It doesn’t. Gallette is as big a piece of shit as Hardy is
I think the biggest example of how blind the Cowboys are to optics is benching Randle after disobeying a coach’s orders, but coddling Hardy for just ‘being fired up’ for actually laying hands on a coach.
Bart Scott to https://twitter.com/DAonCBS “Me & Hardy would’ve had an issue. We would’ve personally packed his stuff (in BAL). ” https://t.co/XcaQzljtCT
It doesn’t have to affect me to have an opinion of it.
Rob Phillips @robphillips3
Garrett: Joseph Randle will not practice again today. Dealing with the oblique strain and also tending to a personal matter.
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You’re such a fucking pussy.
They signed 1. They gave him a shot. He’s behaved. Should he not one would think he’s gone. Dallas on the other hand continues to draft, sign and defend guys regardless of whatever they do.
has Galette even ever been arrested (serious, don’t know)? or is all this hatred for him based on some tweets.
@Lupo Although, that’s kind of silly considering Suggs was dragging his fiance from a moving car with his kids watching.
lddsfuws Nothing wrong with signing a guy who killed another member of the team he signs with. Not. A. Thing.
lddsfuws I think it was that it wasn’t his first incident with a DUI and it took his friend/teammate getting killed to actually have to make a change. It’s not like he didn’t have a second chance.
Lupo No video of it though. That’s how it’ll go with everyone before Ray.
HailBandG Galette was arrested in January after an alleged domestic dispute
There’s some things you can’t forgive or forget. Killing someone is one of them. Killing someone via DUI after he’s already had 1 DUI is worse. Killing someone close to everyone involved due to this reckless behavior is utterly unforgivable.
He was charged then the charges were dropped. No payout. There was not enough evidence to move on with the case.
splooz
It’s very forgivable in Texas if you are a Cowboy. 180 days plus 10 years probation after killing his passenger at two times the legal BAC.
HailBandG Less than a week after being released by the
New Orleans Saints because of off-field problems, Galette agreed Friday
to a one-year contract with the Redskins
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass And I hope they don’t re-sign him after this year
splooz i see. they were both arrested (both he and the woman, who wielded a knife, which he filmed lol).
Sir Squatch Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Good to see you have morals. It’s laughable that some Skins fans are trying to act like he is some sort of Saint because he hasn’t been in the news since signing with them.
None of us are acting like he’s a saint. Most of us are ok with guys getting a 2nd chance…especially if they were never even formally charged. We simply won’t defend him or their behavior and have 0 tolerance for additional missteps.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass My issue with the Hardy situation is the coaches/ownership handling, not Hardy. Yeah, he’s a piece of shit and shouldn’t be in the NFL, but teams shouldn’t be defending guys when they act like he has either.
lddsfuws
You know Jerry had him down on the sidelines a week after his “accident” while he was still awaiting charges.
Fiversons No Spin Zone No, I just woke up a little while ago.
He killed a teammate, ldds. I’m honestly not sure where you’re coming from with this. He killed a teammate. The Cowboys could have taken care of him by getting him counseling, but how can you let a guy who killed a teammate back into the locker room? How can you bring a guy back onto the roster who failed his team in the most colossal and spectacular way possible, and it cost another teammate’s life?
Vernon Davis has a lot of balls calling out someone for underperforming
Lupo Yeah, he hasn’t been fantasy relevant in YEARS! ASSHOLE!
Sir Squatch Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass I agree with you and understand you aren’t one of the trolls who act like a fool if the player is a Skin, I just find the double standard proves once again what trolls some people are.
I don’t know Tom very well, but I’m sure he’s had at least one VD at some point.
Lupo Still insanely physically talented…just hasn’t really had a good QB.
wouldn’t that be a NE move? sign him for relatively cheap and he blows up w/ Brady and Gronk?
Lupo Yup. Wouldn’t be the first time they got a talented player rotting in the Bay Area and making him all-time again.
Speaking of kap, I’m really hating sports radio right now, dumbasses think he could be good for the Eagles.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Lupo Less stabby/shooty, he does interior design
They have Chandler signed for next year for little money. Gronk and Edelman/Amendola take up all the targets. Doubt they would want Davis. Doubt Davis would take the tiny contract it would take to make the Pats interested.
HailBandG Except Davis is a thousand times better than Chandler. They could easily kick him down to a TE3
They asked them “too” you said twice. I figured you might know who they asked first.
meh, their productivity the last few years aren’t all that different (except for Davis’ one big TD year). Chandler has also arguably had worse QB play to deal with before this year. Chandler also has a lot less wear and tear compared to Davis.
I think he’s be the best option on Dallas right now by far till Romo gets back and a long term candidate too. I mock but I fear too.
While I’m pro anything against bullying, this seems like a dumb idea.
I get the idea, still a dumb way to do it.
I would tell my son to wear matching clothes and make fun of the other kids that dorm match…
I would probably end up making a matching outfit if I tried to purposefully mismatch.
Matt Mosley 4.1
Yes. Google “JPP hand job” to find out if he’ll still be an effective player…..
Schools should just let kids wear regular Halloween costume
In one district they cancelled it because some Christians didn’t like Halloween… Fuck them…
The problem is some people would send their sons as Caitlyn Jenner and let him get beat up.
my daughter has to go back after school for the costume party at her middle school.. not allowed to wear them during school hours
http://www.thepartywarehouse.net.au/products/Adult-Costume-%252d-%22I've-Got-a-Heart-On%22.html
This caused a few kids to get sent home when I was in hs, lol
Fiversons No Spin Zone I wonder if Choy would send his son to a Philly area school in a Tony Romo costume.
https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN/status/659767923142070272https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN/status/659767923142070272
ICYMI—Need to Know: What is Cousins’ future with the https://twitter.com/hashtag/Redskins?src=hash? https://t.co/UpjDZBeIQ9 https://twitter.com/hashtag/RedskinsTalk?src=hash
His wikipedia page is rad. Love this excerpt:Personal life[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Yusaf_Mack&action=edit§ion=3&editintro=Template:BLP_editintro]
Mack is a father of ten children and is engaged to a woman.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yusaf_Mack#cite_note-News.com.au-2 In 2015, he appeared in a Dawgpoundusa.com production titled Holiday Hump’n along with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_pornography actors Bamm Bamm and Young Buck.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yusaf_Mack#cite_note-News.com.au-2
Ahhh the “real” people line makes an appearance:
“All my real friends who really know me, know I like females,” Mack added. “I’m still me. You’ve got to realize that the ones that are not really talking to me are the ones that probably have skeletons in their closets. My whole life, I’ve been what they call a whoremonger. I love females.”
http://www.towleroad.com/2015/10/boxer-who-appeared-in-gay-adult-film-says-he-was-drugged-into-it/
Nats to hire Bud Black as manager. Safe. Boring. I wanted Cal just to spit in Angelos’s face. Probably would have been a bad call though.
Then you could have just left the first reporting sentence out of it. Otherwise, suffer the consequences.
he acts like the Internet doesn’t exist… the guy have Favorited multiple gay porn movies ion the past on Twitter
I know. In fairness…San Diego. Nats just need someone who knows how to not fuck up the game and let their talented players do the rest.
if Black was the manager the last 2 season the Nats would have been better IMO
Can’t disagree. Williams was worth a shot but boy did he blow it.
http://fanbuzz.rare.us/story/heres-what-happened-wednesday-that-led-to-cowboys-joseph-randle-bolting-from-valley-ranch/
Jerrah is fostering a breeding ground for domestic abusers and glen lives…
Sir Squatch They don’t have Sasquatches in the Badlands. But they do have dinosaurs.
I mean he had a great 2014 with a poor ending. I can forgive him that. His people management skills lack apparently and his game management skills clearly aren’t up to snuff.
I think a Buck Showalter would be perfect for this team.
Buck would have been perfect… and then worn out his welcome in year 5
What locale? I’ve actually been shopping for property in Kalispell/Whitefish. We could end up watching Skins games together and posting from Kalispell Brewery!
HailBandG No, same field as I’m in now but I’d get to fish a lot more.
splooz I’m looking all over, just happened to be the first place with an IA job
I thought I heard rumblings earlier this season about unhappiness with him… could be mistaken
Black knows how to manage a staff and pen. I think that’s where Williams was the worst. It’ll be interesting to see how Harper maintains without the same coaching group though.
I think there are actually some businesses in Kalispell I’ve consulted for that could be hiring. Check into AON. They do flood insurance and are in the federal space so you might be in great shape.
Philadelphia to Pitt is like 4 hours, lupo
https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/659775063147827200
Cowboys back Joseph Randle ruled out of Seahawks game, future still unclear https://t.co/81L3U8CJpO
Right but that’s across the bulk of the state of PA. Missoula to Bozeman is like 1/6 of the state of Montana.
The Cowboys are acting like the old Raiders?
You mean the old Raiders team that had a bunch of bad ass future hof players that helped them win championships? Those Raiders?
Thursday night Football baby! Wake, Suh and the rest:
ITS LEG BREAKING TIME!
choyboy0724 No, he means the old Raiders that couldn’t win shit because they had a bunch of head cases on their teams.
Even Brady isn’t this poor of a sport, deflation be damned
Truly Brady is scum. And he’s going to get hurt; it’s karma.
It’s funny when people want bad stuff to happen to others and use karma as the reasoning. Clearly they don’t get how karma works.
Oh he’s Better than good, he’s great.
He’s also a cheater that has gotta away with helping to destroy the integrity of the gme I love. Nd he must pay.
Right. AON is huge. NFS was who we did the IA consulting for. Good little group.
lddsfuws “It’s not that you have a black on your computer screen, Cloister, it’s a Canadian. And that we just cannot allow.”
They may however hurry Dez back and he will end up re injuring his foot.
U ever notice Choy and Shitrant come on at the exact same time almost every day?
Yes. It’s kinda like having to throw up and getting the runs at the same moment.
If Dez plays, which he almost certainly will they will beat the seahawks.
Hardy snapping Bradford and Murray like twigs next sun night will be a joy to watch
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
choyboy0724 Last time you wished an injury on Sam Karma got you and Hicks fucked up Romo. You should expect the same.
Yeah… That’s a lot better…
God Choy you really are a dumb Podunk
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
If Kirk somehow manages to lead the Skins to a win against NE…I’ll embrace him as the new Bob and never call him a cunt again. Gauntlet thrown Kirk the Cunt.
Choy may be right about Dez playing this week. I saw an article saying the Cows are in panic mode and may force Dez back even if it means he could re injure the foot and be out the rest of the season.
One of these days this has to be true…right? RIGHT?
splooz That’s like pulling X-Caliber out of the stone. Not likely.
He is absolutely playing and most likely scores at least 1 TD
splooz The Patriots would have to go full retard.
I expect the Pats will take the Skins and Kirk apart piece by piece.
cloisterwerder I can see it playing out like the Cowboys game. Defense keeps them in it, but the 2nd half is just Brady going to town on them.
And most likely starting on a tear that will continue well into January
Is this the First game since week 1 Dez has played? Thought so
It’s going to be interesting to see how long Dantellica can keep he fins playing good ball…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Don’t Jerry this up Fivers. You’re better than Jerry.
Fiversons No Spin Zone It sounds impossible but it’s true.
After this weekend the Cowboys will be 0-5 in their last 5 games. Discuss…
If Dez comes back this week and re injures the foot causing him to miss the rest of the season will Cowboys fans be happy he was forced to play while the foot was not 100% healed?
Discuss
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Choy will just RCU it with an injury caveat
Yes…the Pats should demolish the Skins. My peace offer to Kirk is predicated on that. Should he manage to not make that happen somehow then I’ll have to change my tune on him. As it stands, I am expecting to always and forever call him a cunt.
This is pretty great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXAW2qd65nA
Jimmy Halsell
@NewMexUncanny In acquiring talent, clubs either avoid plyrs w off field issues OR hv culture in place 2 mitigate. DAL has done neither.
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True chainz! Dallas Sux. This is what happens when you can’t draft defensive players and you get low character players in the cheap
“At no time did any of those game changing events, change the game”
Lupo He’s pulling off a nice Pete Carroll post Super Bowl look.
I don’t even know who Gregory or Collins are. Have they done anything on the field yet as first rounders?
I mean, a cheap shot on *Brady is all well and fine, but without a season/career ending injury to *Tom, it just isn’t enough, is it?
Collins started for a team that run for over 200 yds last week…how are your rookies doing?
*prospective Dallas Cowboy if not for your utter lack of physical talent
After Dallas wins sunday, the fear from fans of every other division team will be real as the reality sets in that their fun is over and their time is up.
I think with Gregory he seemed like his issues will come with time. I think Collins just got screwed over. It took Hardy a while to turn into a psycho after he had problems in Ole Miss
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
@ Fuws
Just FYI, No amount of logic or sense regarding the Cowboys matters when tweedle see and tweedle dumb are on herr spouting their usual bullshit… Don’t take it personal…
If you have to cheat to win, what is the win worth?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TnBI2GiZ3Yk
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I have been saying they will win every game, u have been wrong the last 4 games…
Cowboys have good players with some issues while the Redskins have shit players with no issues
excuses are like your mother nipple hairs… you and she have a ton and they all stink
So if the cows lose, our laughter at you will be very real too.
After the Seahawks beat the Cowboys will Choy be man enough to admit he now predicted 5 wins in a row and was wrong on all of them? Will he also be able to admit the Cowboys Sux?
Discusss
They won’t….in fact they won’t be losing many more this season. Maybe at most 2 more
The Cowboys have so many good players, they haven’t won a single game since 2 of them went down.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Will he finally admit that 2-5 is a bad place to be for the Cowboys?
You’ve said they would win for the last couple of weeks, how has that turned out?
“We’ve got ’em right where we want them. We’re a trap game for the rest of the year, look out NFL”
@ Choy
Avatar bet one week, I’ve got he Hawks u have the Cowboys… Deal?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Choy is not allowed to bet.
Careful fives, Choy doesn’t know how bets work, still waiting on my avatar
Fives…if the Cowboys lose more than 2 more times this season and don’t win the division then I will not come back here till the start of free agency and you do the same if you lose….deal?
Because he knows he will lose and thinks this shit will help him save face.
Because I wanna raise the ante and see how confident he truly is
No… I don’t want to stay away…. Take the week avatar bet this week…
choyboy0724 Dammit! You promised me their would be no more bets.
No bet is simple enough for Choy to understand, I’m still waiting on an avatar
Kellys_Chipadelphia I’m still waiting on the pizza Choy owes me.
So you’re not real confident as I figured and Deal on the avatar bet
He never actually bets a simple avatar. He keeps making bets more and more convoluted until you finally give up and no bet is made.
I’m confident the Seahawks will curb stomp the Cowboys this week… U say they Cowboys will win… U wanna make that deal or make up bullshit bets?
Fives….don’t make any proclamations if you don’t have the balls to back them up
Fiversons No Spin Zone He accepted the Seattle/Cows bet for a week avatar.
choyboy0724 Now this is rich. You do that on a daily basis
choyboy0724 but after the operation neither do you.
I just said they won’t lose more than 2 games the rest of the season….pretty bold I’d say
Has nothing to do with all the times you say shit and won’t back it.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! #NoBallsChoy
I proclaims the Dallas Cowboys suck… I am correct…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Don’t tell him that… he would love to call you Daddy.
I actually wanted Russell, but Okafor looks pretty fucking good. He’s a pure scoring big man
Choy means having sex with farm animals when he is talking about Bold Things.
Fives is a pussy who won’t man up and stand behind his convictions
That sounds like this guy Choy that comes here and talks out his ass.
Choy is a pussy who won’t man up and stand behind his convictions. LDD just offered to take him up on the bet and he backed out.
choyboy0724 He’s the one that put the bet forward, so just STFU already
I’ll bet you the Cowboys lose more than 2 games from now until the end of the season. Price? Banned for postseason and offseason.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass I told him not to. Choy does what I say.
What’s the point of the “won’t lose more than 2 games” if it’s offset by winning this weak division?
choyboy0724 LOL, just keep moving the sticks so you never have to take your own bet.
I’ll bet you that the Skins win at least 3 more games this year or they lose 7. If you don’t take it you’re a huge pussy.
Choy doesn’t even understatement what he is saying… He literally has no fucking clue…
https://twitter.com/ESPN_NFLNation https://twitter.com/ESPN_NFLNation/status/659790994292867073
Joseph Randle’s absence means hit for Cowboys’ run game https://t.co/M4GTVDHHCW
They have a shot because it sux, I admit that. Now you admit you don’t really believe they will only lose 2 more games.
Seattle Seahawks are going to beat the shit out of the Cowboys on Sunday.
10-6 and div champs
Whoever wants in on that bet is welcome
Later
That’s a parlay. So if either don’t happen…you lose. You understand what “and” means right?
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Choy going full Riley Cooper
cloisterwerder Dallas has to got 10-6 and win the division or Choy loses.
Choy just bet the Cowboys are only going to lose 1 more game after this weekend. What a moron.
It’s actually brilliant. He can bet with all of us and if he loses just not show up. But if he wins…he gets to post here all alone.
I don’t like this place much anymore anyway so its a win win for me
THe pay up for Choy Cloister bet will start as soon as Dallas loses their 7th game or when they go 10-6 or better and win the division.
I think it’s funnier to imagine Choy making bold predictions where no one will read them or care.
choyboy0724 Seriously though,
How do you like that I’m on top of the Pick’em????
I will say this though
Choy >>> Shitrant
However…..
Shitrant’s Mom > Choy
Cuz she’s a whore
Agreed… He will be mathematically eliminated soon…
So everybody else here is a douche because we don’t agree with you? Think about what you are saying.
You’re not allowed to skirt the bet by posting under your alias http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17033384/ either Choy.
This is nothing new. Hookers have been doing this for years.
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San Fran will do that to a man.https://twitter.com/Deadspin https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/659795348077047808
Report: Vernon Davis and Joe Staley fought over Colin Kaepernick https://t.co/2iM8nImUvL
Oh Phyllis…how wrong we all were about you
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/13880958/michigan-fans-meet-comments-section-fall-love-just-got-married
What if Seattle reported that Cary Williams would shadow him all game?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Ditto
He should wait one more week just to be sure
But he won’t
And Dallas Sux
So play Dez! PLAY!
Me too. I’m not going to wish him any ill will but I wouldn’t be surprised if he re injures the foot by coming back to early.
I’d like one more week for Hardy to explore the dynamic of Dez greeting him on sidlelines in the late stages of a lost game
I just want him to play so when they lose, Choy will have to make up another excuse…
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QB Tom Brady has 8-0 record as starter on Thursday & has passed for 2,249 yards with 20 TDs vs. 2 INTs for 112 QB rating. https://twitter.com/NFL https://twitter.com/hashtag/MIAvsNE?src=hash
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You would have won if you listened to me and took N.E. last week and 7 points is not barely in the NFL.
Lupo Don’t get me wrong, Miami is playing better
But they beat the Texans & Titans……
University of Alabama can give those two teams a run right now
It wouldn’t have tied it and calling out one play in a game is silly. The Pats were up by 10 points with 24 seconds left in the game. Not sure how you call that barely.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I watched it as well. The Jets played good but NE. Took over in the 4th quarter. The Jets kicked a late FG to make it look closer than it was.
I want Dez to play because it is HIGHLY IRRESPONSIBLE to have him return so fast without having at least a full week of full-participation practices under his belt.
Which gave the Jets an outside chance to tie the game. nothing more.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I want Dez to play because it is HIGHLY IRRESPONSIBLE to have him return so fast without having at least a full week of full-participation practices under his belt.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I said outside chance. Do you understand the difference?
Anything is possible, but it was highly unlikely…
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ i figured someone else on here was black. cunty maybe.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ With the amount of cases out there that support not rushing back, I think Dez should take the full 8 weeks
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Lupo remember, this is Lupo you’re talking to
Words have meaning… And anybody that doesn’t think so, doesn’t use them correctly…
Fiversons No Spin Zone do you believe in the irreducibility of meaning?
Lupo lol Kevin Garnett/Durant, same same
Well, Weeden, the defense and the rushing game should hold us over until then.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ That’s a nice thought but why not use 1 of your last 3 picks on N.E. who is the best pick of the week? Logic would say N.E. at home is the best bet. Granted anything can happen on any given Sunday but sometimes you have to go with the numbers over sheer superstitions.
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№❽❽₣ⱥӣ That’s a horrible way to think when it comes to betting. In the long run i’s all about the numbers. Nothing more and nothing less.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Again you are looking at something that has nothing to do with the odds. In order to win you need to put that behind you and do what’s right in this weeks games.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ JosephR2225 one is a black bird
Even better if you play the parlay with Luke Willson as league MVP.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ And you get to see who everyone else picked before you put you plays in?
southy and the iron fingers №❽❽₣ⱥӣ JosephR2225 Red/black what’s the difference? The only thing to look at here is neither one is white.
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17033384/7 minutes ago
name someone other than Julio
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Kevin Durant
Marvin Jones (missed season)
Hakeem Nicks (career went in the shitter)
Jodie Meeks (former Laker, current Piston) just went down with a Jones Fracture last night
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! why is Julio DQ’ed?
He doesn’t count. He just got hurt again reading your comment.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ No offense but it looks to me like he was answering your question. Not sure how you call this a troll
I’d prefer he play to eliminate him from cow fans myriad of excuses for suxing.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Assuming your guy is the exception to the rule is equally as foolish.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Not everyone heals the same
But you got to be mindful of the risks of coming prematurely
But you don’t know nothing about coming prematurely do you?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ “i have such a good understanding of modern medicine that I know for a fact Dez heals faster than the average athlete” – cannabis medical diagnosis
cloisterwerder This one would work better on the West board. http://media.fyre.co/01tTi9WHReKDgTC66FQv_12112390_890791527636469_3061052559376303417_n.jpg
They should rest him at least until the Bucs game. The next two games are losses anyway, might as well wait to bring him back until it might do some good.
I’m glad you’re coming back around to our side regarding Romo, but you should have remembered this Justin.
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He has a sweet car collection
If the training staff was that good, they wouldn’t have let him break his foot in the first place.
Ever think about that? Homer.
JosephR2225 Yeah, Matt Cassel can throw INTs meant for T-Will just as easily as he can throw them to Dez.
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! №❽❽₣ⱥӣ you mean, like, embarrassment and shame?
Joseph Esquire, Bankruptcy attorney. Here’s my card. Keep this in a safe place.
Sir Squatch needs to work on his shoe collection
JosephR2225 “So not my safe deposit box?”
“Exactly.”
Female announcer: Don’t you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone shit again.
[Later]
Male announcer: There’s just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It’s really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there’s no danger involved.
Let’s not foget, this is the same medical staff that called Greg Hardy a team leader…
I’d have more respect if it was a handicap spot. Anyone taking a parking spot away from RG3 is cool in my book
Having a player come back as soon as he can against the Seahawks and with Matt Cassel deserve what’s happening next
I’m not gonna foget, so if you don’t foget, we should be fine.
Don’t be a troll, Fiversons. The medical staff didn’t call him a leader, the owner did.
The medical staff were the ones that covered for him when he went AWOL from practice.
I would prefer to keep typing if it’s all the same to u..
honestly he shouldn’t be coming back at all. He should be in jail.
It’s not trolling it’s logic. He’s not gonna make a difference if he plays or not
People talk about Chip being arrogant as if it’s abnormal of head coaches. Newsflash: they all are. But the arrogance of the Cowboys organization takes the cake. They think they are some special organization with a structure to rehabilitate whatever talent they can get, no matter how mentally disturbed that player may be.
you want tire logic? you don’t replace the front driver’s side with a Yokahama when the other 3 are donuts… and the car is being driven by Matt Cassell
How does he? The good secondary won’t actually have to nap during the game?
Dez is awesome….just feels like he’s rushing back to save the day… he’ll be doubled all game in SEA…. Dallas’ weapons still aren’t good enogh to take advantage
As opposed to his other patients, who got screws in their feet whether they wanted them or not.
Remember what I said earlier? The same is true when Justin is here as well..
Even so, that would be helping to lose by less, not helping to win.
Exactly. Williams is still garbage and they still have McFadden starting
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Somebody snuck this picture of Dez at practice today. [img]http://i.imgur.com/4zk4dvO.jpg[/img]
The Eagles won the Cowboys didn’t. How is that changing the subject?
I’m just having some fun with this. I think the whole conversation is ridiculous, that we on a blog are going to tell trainers and doctors who have, you know, actually examined a guy whether it’s safe for that guy to return. Like the medical staff doesn’t know who Julio Jones is.
You have to remember we’re talking about how the team well do, but the individual player. Plus the Giants suck too
Alright, everybody needs to relax, take a breath, and have a good laugh.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I didn’t say that. As far as I’m concerned he should play whenever he wants to.
No, that he should wait until Hardy gets suspended again. The sideline tantrums are well take care of in his absence.
I’m with tire… The juice ain’t worthy the squeeze…
That was before one of those sides belonged to Cary Williams.
Personally I think Kaepernick would look good in Midnight Green. Discuss…
http://i.imgur.com/iodDqp3.jpg
JosephR2225 i think he means he had permission from Wiley to talk about it
I’d kick the Tires depending on how Bradford looks from here on out.
cloisterwerder I actually don’t remember this. What the hell is Bob doing on the GW Parkway?
Exercising like a dumbass. I would have thought that was evident from the photo.
JosephR2225 well he shouldn’t be doing it on a freeway. he could get run over.
I wouldn’t be surprised to see Kap and RGIII trying out for the Eagles next season if Sam falters.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ If he doesn’t win games when the WR’s catch the ball.
Not sure. I wonder if it will be before or after we get over the notion that any idiot who can run fast can play QB for Chip Kelly.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Sign off this name and back on Choy and post what you said earlier in the day about the Cowboys going 10-6
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Is that Joseph Randle?
No, but I’d certainly take a look at him. Chip’s playbook isn’t rocket science and the guy is one of the better runners as a QB in the NFL.
Sir Squatch Slim to none. He made it clear to me that he is welching on the pizza he owes me.
So is Terelle Pryor, he’s still looking for a job, why haven’t the Eagles brought him in? Know who isn’t a good runner? Sam Bradford. Also Matt Barkley. Also Mark Sanchez, and Thad Lewis. And Stephen Morris.
How many times
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Sir Squatch I know, but that really looks like Randle
If it is, he’s back in the starting role. That’s a true leader right there.
Well I’m sure it would be great to have, but not at the expense of passing and reading a defense, and Kaepernick is not good at those things.
Lol. Knock yourself out. And if it were in a backup role, sure why not take a look? I didn’t object to taking a look at Tebow and he is just awful. But that’s more of a lottery ticket than a plan.
Well, first of all that doesn’t really happen. The fear is that without a run threat at QB defenses will crash the back every time and force the QB to keep it to beat them, but in practice it just doesn’t happen. And second of all, I wouldn’t pick up 6 or 7 QB keepers on IZR plays per game at the expense of completing passes on third down.
I’m pulling for the receivers to actually catch the ball and Bradford to show what he’s capable of, but if that doesn’t happen, then hell year I’ll be looking at a QB with his skills if he’s an option.
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches misma mierda, dia distinto?
http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/gamelog/_/id/14001/colin-kaepernick
I mean, his numbers right now are better than Bradford’s this year.
cloisterwerder He’s a Wilson fan, you can’t expect him to have a solid understanding of QBs
U and Skewler need to start saving up yalls money…
cloisterwerder Your buddy Joe reminds me of a certain Redskins fan that loves to argue. You say black he says white.
Translation: misma mierda, dia distinto = same shit, different day
It’s ok to argue but to do it just for the sake of arguing even when you know you are dead wrong is strange.
I’m not Mexican.. I’m Rican. (thank God) Skooler is not Mexican, he’s Dominican.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Ricans and Dominicans have begger dicks than Mexicans.
ESPN College game day is in Philly this week. Any of you Philly guys going to check it out?
I have a shitload of work to do over the next few weeks so you fuckers are blessed with me in the early evenings now.
So what you are saying is you are going to be here talking to us later in the day instead of doing your work?
cloisterwerder I’ve been on here and ESPN for years and can’t figure out how you guys get any work done.
I’m gonna keep that a mystery. I’ve gone this long without anybody figuring out my profession, I’m not caving now.
But it isn’t just you. There are plenty of people on here all day long that are supposed to be at work. When you think about it you see it’s kind of crazy.
It is. I understand it from my point of view (and honestly I spend a little too much time here), but I’m not sure how others do it.
This person can’t be serious. Where does the Wussification of Americans end. http://i.imgur.com/I4gkZJg.jpg
I had been leaving around 3:30-4:00, but shit just got real and I’ll be logging ~60 hour weeks until Thanksgiving or so.
I would put a sign right next to it that reads: snickers it is!
Same here, and a night owl… I despise the mornings…
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass It’s not wussification, it’s narcissism. You see it both from the right wing culture warriors and left wing social justice warriors. Demanding everyone else do and say and live the way these people want and a complete disregard for other people or points of view to the extent of trying to legally or socially suppress them.
You don’t want to know what I would have written but I can give you a hint. You are far to kind.
Agreed… Who does his birch think she is to tell people what candy to hand out?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Besides, the kid can put on a bubble boy suit for Halloween. Perfect costume.
Dongtavious Steelwang Fiversons No Spin Zone Or a crucifiction victim costume since his mother has a persecution complex
22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang Fiversons No Spin Zone The cross was made with the wood from a peanut barrel from Five Guys, kid dead, what do I do?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Meh. I used to work between 90 and 100 hours a week
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It’s called starting your own business and wanting to succeed.
Matt Mosley 4.1 damn, I no longer have the Clint Eastwood “Get off my lawn!” meme.
honeybadger23 They only have character when they’re high?
honeybadger23 Every time a Cows player fucks up, in my mind I play the conversation between Winston Wolf and the lady from the demolition yard, the one about the difference between being a character and having character.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Great days… ahh the memories…
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass
“there’s a difference?” —-Jerry
honeybadger23 without the talent or production though.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass This is better read as two statements, your name and your text.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass All we need here is a creepy white van with “Free Candy, Peanut free!” spray painted on the side.
One big difference is there was no social media back then.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass and a much more compliant local police force.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ meh… you’re 2 months late on your menstrual period.
I have no idea what he is doing but I can tell you there is no way in hell they will ever get me to do it.
My wife is painting a pumpkin teal and putting it outside on Halloween to indicate that we are giving away candy that is completely nut free. Apparently, it’s a thing. I’m ok with this because I’m not a huge jerk.
That’s the PC thing to do which means Fiversons will be giving out bags of peanuts this halloween.
If that kid is colorblind and dies from touching a peanut, he probably wasn’t meant to live.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I just found out about it today and it was about 2 hours ago.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I will let you guys discuss this amongst yourselves.
I’m sure only a small percentage of people will do the teal pumpkin thing, so there will plenty of the good stuff to go around.
Kid allergic to nuts, eggs, wheat, lentils…..
Sounds like your kid is allergic to halloween, sorry.
I guess you won’t be putting a teal pumpkin outside of your cardboard box.
cloisterwerder LOL, amazing that he is an interim HC right now, motherfucker was still a player as late as 2009.
“the Cowboys have allowed just 35.2 receiving yards per game (third fewest) and one, count it, one receiving touchdown to opposing tight ends this season.”
“Dallas has allowed multiple touchdown passes in just three of its past nine regular-season games. You may not care for http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/13377/greg-hardy personally, but you can’t deny he has helped elevate this defense. Wilson has exactly one touchdown pass in five straight games, so you’re hoping for some rushing here, but opposing quarterbacks are averaging just two rushes per game against the Cowboys dating back (ding!) to last year.”
http://espn.go.com/fantasy/football/story/_/page/TMR151029/matthew-berry-love-hate-list-sleepers-busts-fantasy-football-week-8
dontblamemeuaintme There is a hell of a lot to like about the team this year, but with Romo missing half the season and their inability to put together 4 quarters of play win win a damned game in his absence….it’s still a grim outlook.
For those of you who may have forgotten. http://i.imgur.com/Hy6AYe3.gif
22SnakePlissken5150 dontblamemeuaintme Frightening how important the QB position has become to a team
Seems wrong somehow.
22SnakePlissken5150 cloisterwerder Speaks volumes about how qualified Joe Philbin is at running a team.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass The fact that this play happened in the same game in which the guy who Dallas let go of as their return man (Harris) ran a 100 yard KR against is really telling. Just highlighting what happens when you let a good return man go so you can pinch pennies and then decide to try to train another slot receiver who is not a natural or experienced return man to take the job instead of finding an established returner to replace the outgoing player.
My wife knows better than to ask me if we can put out a teal pumpkin…
Fiversons No Spin Zone If anybody knows of any kids in their neighborhood who have those kinds of food allergies I can totally see having a stash of non-nutty candy just for them or something like that, but that flyer from that pic posted below just pisses me off. It’s not asking people to help out and do something nice, it’s trying to shame them into doing it.
22SnakePlissken5150 Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Beasley is NOT a returner. His hands are (usually) fine, but he has no potential to break one.
Its sad really that they have him back there when they know the BEST they can get is the ball where the opponent kicked it.
dontblamemeuaintme 22SnakePlissken5150 It depends. Teams that don’t have a good QB often build an overall much better roster (they have the money and high draft picks to do so) which can lead to “being struck by lightning” when you finally get a good QB on your now really strong overall roster, but it seems that MOST (not all) teams with the ACE QBs spend so much money and picks trying to retain the QB and place complimentary pieces around him, when that QB is injured or retires it throws the whole system into chaos.
22SnakePlissken5150 Fiversons No Spin Zone Bitch didn’t have the courtesy to say PLEASE!
-Snake, burning flyers
22SnakePlissken5150 dontblamemeuaintme Well I can think of some TOP teams, record wise (*NE, Carolina, Atl. GB, ARZ) who have great or really good QBs and mediocre or worse teams) but I don’t know any great teams, with mediocre QBs that have really good records other than MAYBE Cinncinnati and the Jets, but in my eyes both Fitzy and Dalton are at least slightly better than mediocre.
dontblamemeuaintme 22SnakePlissken5150 Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Yeah, that’s just it. If they financially had to let Harris go, it is one thing, but they needed a plan to replace him that was better than “let’s train another slot receiver to do it”. Experienced college returners come real cheap, like undrafted FA and league min salary kind of cheap. No excuse for this blunder from the front office.
Everybody said the Cowboys were going to have problems replacing the ST free agents they lost, especially Harris.
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 Fiversons No Spin Zone It really does come down to how you ask for things.
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 cloisterwerder The absolute worst coach (with apologies to Marvin Lewis) in the entire league.
Sure… If I knew a kid had them I would have somehring for him if I liked him… But I’m not rearranging my candy selection for that bitches snotty nose kid…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Give him a “sorry about your allergy, even more sorry about your mom being a total bitch” greeting card, along with his travel size bag of planters?
Harris has done a great job as a gunner. I don’t think he’s been anything special as a returner yet. The TD Sunday was great, but you could have driven a truck through the lane setup for him. I don’t know how much credit he gets for that.
Things I recently found out that fivers doesn’t like:
1. black teenage girls
2. children with allergies
I like both actually… Just follow the rules, obey authority and don’t tell me to handle my candy policy beacaue u have a pussy stomach that can’t handle gluten…
But if your wife wanted to do something nice for kids with nut allergies, you wouldn’t allow it because you’re the man of the house. And the black girl should have obeyed the rules or get body slammed by a hot headed cop.
I wouldn’t allow my wife to encourage cunt lady’s to change our candy policy… If I knew a kid that had them and like them, I would have something for it beacuse I am nice… I don’t condone black girls getting slammed by cops, but I don’t feel bad for them when they are stupid little unruly bitches and don’t follow the rules…
Oh hey so with that “Officer Slam” situation in SC, I had to laugh my ass off when I saw that Fox News trotted out their expert, Mark “I hate niggers” Fuhrman to defend the cop. Using that guy as the expert for that case seems pretty tone deaf, even for them.
I don’t actually. I think those kind of points of view are unnecessary false bravado, which annoys the crap out of me. And to be clear, that sign is BS. The teal pumpkin thing is just and idea you can choose to do or not. It’s not forced on anybody and allows kids that are affected by something out of their control know which houses they can go to and enjoy Halloween a little bit.
I don’t know why they use that guy as their expert either… I don’t really know his history, but a guilty man got off because he said nigger before…
And teenage kids do dumb shit, I know I did. I think you’d feel differently if that was your daughter and it was a black male cop.
Fiversons No Spin Zone He actually spearheaded the solving of a major serial murder or rape case a long time ago and all of that but yeah, when they got you on tape saying racist shit and “nigger” about 40 times….maybe pick and choose which cases you publicly talk about.
I would be pissed, but I wouldn’t sue the school and I wouldn’t care what race he was… I never defended the cop, I just said he needed to remove her and that I didn’t feel any real sympathy for her… He was excessive and deserves to be fired…
rep138 Well, whatever happened and how, it did ensure the win so…
But, you’re right about his returning. It really slacked off last year for the Cowboys, and I’m sure that’s why they didn’t resign him.
The way I see it is if parents don’t want their kids to eat some Halloween candy, they got to make sure that either they don’t let their kids go out and get the candy, or they got to make sure that after the kids get the candy, they go through it and make sure that there isn’t anything their kid is allergic to.
But, don’t try to tell me what kind of candy I can give out, or should give out.
Losers.
I do see him on there and think this is the best guy fox could get? And I’m sure he was good at his job, but his past kinda brings down his value… And hey always bring on Bo Dietle, don’t know much about him either…
when I think of some of the things I did as a kid and how a lot of that kind of “kids being asshole kids” stuff is seen now by media and police now, I think if they treated that kind of stuff then as they do now I would have been killed for running from the cops after shoplifting a pint of booze and then had the media dig into my school history and notice I’d been in a lot of fistfights and then dismiss me as a ganster thug who deserved to die and was probably just going to end up being a murderous drug dealer or something.
They are both republicans and Jays why I’m sure… But I’m sure there are other republicans without the baggage they could get…
dontblamemeuaintme Yeah
Asking >>> Telling
So many people still don’t seem to understand that, or have such a high opinion of themselves that they don’t care.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Each side has become so tone deaf on issue after issue it is kind of amazing.
They’re failing us all yet again Starscream
http://deadspin.com/brandon-marshall-says-the-cowboys-are-failing-greg-hard-1739477162
splooz might very well be true. I think Jerry compartmentalizes things like that too much. He hires people to work with the troubled players but he does not make the connection that his own words (praise or minimizing behavior) enable the worst aspects of troubled players and undermine any progress the counselors and others can make with them.
Drew Magary with scathing remarks
Seahawks at Cowboys: Normally, I buy it when any coach explains away a sideline fracas by saying guys were “emotional” or whatever. Totally plausible. But come on, man. This Greg Hardy thing was different. This was a legitimate shitbag who terrorized a woman and has never displayed any remorse about it. And then he went off on a fucking special teams coach for a play that he wasn’t even involved in. This wasn’t like a QB and a wideout arguing over who was to blame for a pick. This was some rampaging asshole getting after a random coach to NO benefit of the team around him. There’s a clear difference between what he did and your average sideline beef. There’s no defending Hardy, even given his skill set. This was a good team without him last year and an AWFUL team with him this year. It’s not like the Futon King over here is the X-factor. Fuck that.
It’s national cat day and I just realized I should have been nice to choy for being such a huge pussy.
Suck a cock, vegan hippie fuckwads
http://i.imgur.com/6Fl8R4w.jpg
cloisterwerder I haven’t had one. I’m not particularly proud of that either.
I had a double down yesterday… minus the cheese and sauce.
DallasCowboysSux cloisterwerder Nope. He’ll be back by next Monday.
DallasCowboysSux 22SnakePlissken5150 No, cause if Dallas wins that you’ll change your avi anyways, I gain nothing.
cloisterwerder Eat MOAR of them. And use mashed potatoes and gravy as a dipping sauce.
cloisterwerder I felt like pooping after an hour. I usually don’t do fast food… once every few weeks… as a treat… Ive been eating healthy for many years now.
steamed veggies and poultry and fish… once in a while grilled or baked red meat. try to eat organic when possible.
Seriously? Damn, that’s good. I eat a lot of healthy stuff, but always eat a lot of grease and red meat as well. Not fast food, but not particularly healthy stuff either. I also eat a ton of grilled chicken, rice, and vegetables.
That’s what I was thinking
I may use Benjamin on Sunday. His average for home games this season is crazy. And they’ll likely be behind a lot vs Zona
Serious question… Hillman from Denver or Andrews from the Titans…
ITS LEG BREAKING TIME!!!!
I’m not hoping for a career ending injury for *Brady, but if it happens “it’s part of the game”
So, although I have Tannehill and Gronk tonight, I Pray, that Ryan throws nothing but INTs tonight, so that the fins defense has more (cheap) shots at *Brady.
Its the number that will destroy everyone on this blog in its path….and it will be a beautiful thing
Will be nice when I take over this blog. I have big changes in mind for this place
I wonder who long it will be after Choy loses the bet and he comes back and welches…
How can u say that? U think the Cowboys are going to win 8 out of ten games?
If there is anything u don’t lack.. It’s faith in the Cowboys… And
Why would wake celebrat after a sack that didn’t even appear to hurt *Brady?
Smh
Neverbanotherme you’re terrible at fantasy football aren’t you
This ain’t the fuckin titans and jags fuckin dan the primordial monkey man
Choy,
I have always admired your loyalty to the cowboys
But this bet, you’re going to lose
You should have sacrificed shitrant instead of yourself
Skins secondary will shadow pats tight but can our revampednfront 4 get pressure. Beli will bewilder kirk I’m afraid
You mean can 4 of us take your place…
His mother has a giant shit pit.
Titans and Texans not even bortles. Kunt shoulda beat these cunts
It’s cute when Phil Simms tries to sound like he knows what he is talking about
I don’t understand how he can’t… He was a starring QB for a decade…
Toms 4 outta 6 bigger than any other qbs appearances and counting. We’re witnessing the goat but dont like him like we could Montana…
Dr Rypper MD That’s cuz he likes soft Balls
And his coach videotaped practices
If I lose the bet then so be it but the Cowboys will win the division regardless
I don’t like them, but I respect them… They are best football dynasty to ever play the game…
Sure it will…Cowboys are the most talented team in the division top top to bottom and they’re finally getting healthy
If Romo hadn’t broken his clavicle, sure… With him on the bench, no… Y’all aren’t…
Sure they are…Cassel played well last week just needs to be a little more cautious with his throws but not much, running game exploded, defense only gave up 13 pts and now Dez is back
I like this update, I’m just not sure how long it’s going to last….
Choy,
Dallas needs Cassel to play above average AND the D to play lights out to get to 9-7
Never mind win the division
I don’t think you know how hard it is going to be
They’ll be lucky to get one for some games. They won’t get both
No team in the division looks like they can get to 9 wins right now
Seriously
DallasCowboysSux I can’t even like this
There’s dimples in her ass
And not the good kind
lddsfuws I’m taking in general
I think it is best for Dez to sit
But Dallas is stupid. And they sux. So Dez will play
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Is this more your taste?
http://i.imgur.com/OYhhkJx.jpg
With Dez back, Cassel is good enough to get them the wins they need before Romo is back
Its not that difficult the next 3 games and then Romo is back and they will be the team they should’ve been all season
10-6 there’s no questioning the upside
It’s the size of the hole that they will likely have that’s the problem
Matt Cassel would of made a better throw.
– shitrant
Half game back of second and with a win sunday will be in second because of div record and half game out of first after the Giants lose to the Saints
You are talking about possiblities, not realities.
Do you know the difference?
Yeah, Seattle isn’t that good and Dallas will expose them for the frauds that they are
No you clearly don’t. Let me help you.
Reality- Dallas is in last place in the nfce
Possibility- Dallas could beat the Seahawks
See one is a fact, the other is an unknown currently.
Because they didn’t have Romo or Dez…that is about to change
Excuses do not change the difference between realities and possiblities
Dallas will beat Seattle this sunday. No I don’t care if 3 teams in the division have 4 losses after week 7…ut means nothing
Again, not a fact.
Your statement is just you being a homer troll.
4-3
3-4
3-4
2-4
A jumbled mess before week 8…not even at the half way point in the season
“You can change the owner, you can change the players but the Clippers are who they’ve been for the past 30 yrs” – Mark Cuban
Right and the messiest team is the one at the bottom.
Wouldn’t that be listed on the injury report?
J. Randle- leg, head( lack of brain cells)
Ok that’s a fact, but an irrelevant fact.
Good Lord, CHoy is flat out predicting a Cowboys win over Seattle now?
I mean, I am somewhat encouraged about how Seattle doesn’t play that well when they travel east and how they haven’t looked all that good this year but still……hopeful that the Cows could steal a win here is very different than flat out predicting it will happen.
How does that surprise you?
Listen, I just taught him the difference between a fact and a possibility. Baby steps snake, baby steps
22SnakePlissken5150
The Giants are a good team for Cassel to try and get the rust off, but Seattle? No.
lddsfuws It’s the way Belichick builds his rosters. He builds a team the way that teams who don’t have a stud QB build them, as opposed to most teams with a star QB building rosters that are complimentary to the QB and his passing attack, Bill understands that a star QB will be good regardless and that the real job is building the other areas.
10-6 I can see them still having a good chance at 10-6, but they need to show me SOMETHING before I will go from optimistic to certain of them beating Seattle.
10-6
Seattle has a pretty good pass defense. Way better than a Princeless Giants. They also have a better pass rush and run defense. Other than that, Cassel shouldn’t have too many issues.
lddsfuws I don’t like Brady, but I do respect that he’s damn good, and I think Belichick is the best coach of the last 20 years hands down. However, a lot has to be said about their near 15 years of playing nearly half their games against AFC East opponents who are usually utter shit and even when they aren’t, they are usually good for half a season then go back to being utter shit. I saw the 49ers do this with an abysmal NFC West for 15+ years too back in the day.
Josh Paulin
Per @fboutsiders: Eagles rank 3rd in NFL in pass defense. No. 2 in coverage vs. RBs, No. 6 vs. TEs but No. 26 vs. opponent’s top receiver.
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You suck Maxwell
More from @fboutsiders: the Eagles rank No. 4 in pass coverage on the right side of their defense and No. 12 on their left side.
Josh Paunil
Per @fboutsiders: Eagles’ offense ranks No. 12 in starting field position, but No. 25 in points per drive & No. 29 in yards & TOs per drive.
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Offensive turnovers killing the team two years in a row
Press accept already and drop the Steelers D for an actual player
Eagles WR Sux 148 we’re OK on third and short. Like five yards or less. Long to go though? Yuck
Yeah need those WR to catch and Bradford to not check it down that far away
I can probably move moncrief for a RB now
Embarrassment of riches at WR in this league now
Eagles WR Sux 148 two with one flex spot
Non PPR tho
But I got Peterson, Hyde & Yeldon as rbs
Eagles WR Sux 148 someone dropped Brees
I put in a claim for him
this was on Kempski’s Twitter last night, bit no one gives a shit what Rendell thinks about sports…..
https://twitter.com/jeffphowe https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/659947686766837760https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/659947686766837760
Solo tackles tonight:
Ryan Tannehill: 1
Ndamukong Suh: 0
Lupo Most of the world can enter, just a few countries due to giveaway/import rules.
my wife is going there for work next week… the Pappy giveaway is for today only, yes?
How much will it cost the Eagles to keep Walter Thurmond, Nolan Carroll?
http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2015/10/how_much_will_it_cost_the_eagles_to_keep_walter_th.html#incart_river
That’s a question I’ve been wondering as well.
Lupo Yeah, if she had a UK address for them to ship it to I’m sure they would do that
cloisterwerder He’s got a point on Bradford. But Kaepernick though? I dunno. I’ve seen enough of him to not want to bring him in other than to take a flyer & have him compete to start.
“Four key players from Bill Davis’ defense – cornerback Nolan Carroll, safety Walter Thurmond, defensive end Cedric Thornton and pass-rush specialist Vinny Curry – can become unrestricted free agents after the season.” From: http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20151030_Keeping_Eagles__defense_intact_will_require_thinking_cap.html
I think they re-sign the first 3…. and Curry may get $$$ somewhere else that they don’t want to match
I think Thorton is replaceable and Curry will be hard to keep unless they make him a starter. Carroll and Thurmond (especially Thurmond) need to be kept.
I didn’t realize you were only referring to this, Rendell is a very intelligent fellow. About Kape though, I’m not completely sold on it, but I’d certainly give it some thought. He has better numbers than Bradford this season on a team in about as much turmoil as I can remember. He has certain issues, but I’d certainly be interested.
Good morning fans of the first place NY Giants FootBall Dynasty
Aftermarket, I’d expect this years release to be over 2, since it was such a small run
I am ok with Flowers and T Rex on left side and Beatty on the right
No to Kaep
Yes to Thurmond
Maybe to.Carroll (Rowe needs to step up and replace him)
No to Thornton (Money can’t go everywhere, replaceable)
Hopeful on Curry (found himself a great role)
Thorton fits nicely with what they want to do and may not demand top dollar.. I hope they keep him at a reasonable deal
Eagles WR Sux 148 they learned from the eagles game the ONLY bad game they have had
Thurmond is 28 and Jenkins is 27.. I’d like to see them both extended through 2018
the only pause with Thurmond is health which hasn’t been an issue this year… knock on wood
He’s a good player. If they can get him on the cheap I’m all for it, but he’s replaceable is all I was saying.
lddsfuws And what happens to juicers nearly a decade after they retire? Dude is probably in not so great shape and a ticking health timebomb.
he seems to have improved his pass rushing skills since last year and he’s very good vs the run.. he’s this team Mike Pitts…. solid guy, can’t overpay
Teidden Eagles WR Sux 148 I wouldn’t say that they looked all that good in their last game.
lddsfuws Given how much of a knucklehead Romocop was when he was a player, he should be careful throwing stones. Hardy needs some sense knocked into him, not knocking heads with a fellow malcontent.
https://twitter.com/cc660https://twitter.com/cc660
Did the ny jets asked the https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash to sweep their locker room for listening devices before last weeks game? YES THEY DID
Lupo Yeah, a pretty good one but his personality issues made him one of those guys who ended up playing like 1 or 2 years for about half of the damn league. I think Denver, San Fran, and Philly were three of his stops but I’m not sure and too tired to look it up.
I just remember him as a dirty player.. and possible racist… and that he spit in someone’s face… was that Portis?
Lupo This is why the AFC East will remain the Pats’ bitches even when they can actually field decent teams. They clearly are afraid of them in a similar way that the AFC West used to be afraid of Oakland in the 70’s.
Lupo Terrel Owens. Romocop was playing for the Broncos then and Owens was with San Fran.
good call.. I was never a fan of the guy even when he was on the Eagles
Hey Chip,
HE CAN CATCH & DOESN’T NEED STICKUM!!!!
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25357278/bart-scott-lions-need-to-blow-this-thing-up-trade-calvin-johnson
That’s nice and all, but the AFCE will remain the Pats’ bitches because of one reason: Tom Brady
Lupo Holy shit, only 4 teams. (other 3 plus Oakland). I thought he played for like 7 different teams or some shit. Fucker got 3 SB rings too, 88 and 89 with the Whiners, and 98 with Denver.
cloisterwerder Even a great QB/coach combo would not have won THAT much over the last 15 years if the rest of the div didn’t suck so bad.
But they are the main reason, not head games. The rest of the division’s inability to field good teams is pretty amazing though.
Lupo $20.9 million this year, $12.9 million next year and $4.8 million in 2017
Matt Mosley 4.1 It’s serviceman’s discount day at yo momma’s house.
they will save money by cutting/trading him starting in 2016… but I doubt any team trades for that contract… salaries are still between 15-18M per
Lupo Who knows. I would say that nobody is that stupid but somehow the goddamn Lions got a 1st and a 3rd for piece of shit Roy Williams a few years back.
Especially after Cuban said this last night: “You can change the owner, you can change the players but the Clippers are who they’ve been for the past 30 yrs”
cloisterwerder HAHAHAHA
I didn’t even wanna bring that one up. 2x 1st round picks. Almost RG3 trade level shit right there, and coming only 2 years after they chickened out on drafting Randy Moss too.
FUCKING JERRY.
Could he really get a first round pick? I don’t see that…
Fiversons No Spin Zone If the Cowboys had money I’m sure Jerry would break out of the handcuffs, hulk smash Stephen and pull the trigger.
I guess if a contender team could pay him this year, and give up a second it would be worth it…
it’s not feasible for DET to trade him this year, $$$$ wise.. it would have to be in the offseason
Matt Mosley 4.1 Your dad was Army or Air Force stationed in Germany?
Chris Carter as Shaft is pretty good… does anyone here wear a costume for Halloween? I haven’t since my early 20’s
Lupo I’m apparently wearing one with my son this year, no idea what it is though my wife won’t show me until tomorrow.
He’s wearing a brad jersey and you’re wearing a cutoff hoodie, admit it.
Eagles WR Sux 148 My wife hates the NFL, would never happen.
Lupo Don’t know, both are a surprise (if I knew his I’d be able to figure out mine, apparently. )
Thank GOD my daughter has reached that age where her parents aren’t cool anymore. No more trick-or-treating in costume for me. I get to sit back at home and hand out the candy now.
But awesome idea, now I need to plant this into her head for next year to somehow get away with.
yeah but soon she’ll be wanting to be a sexy bunny and you will have a stroke
Lupo You’re right. I’m not looking forward to the next 8 years.
22SnakePlissken5150 Sir Squatch I think an Al Bundy gif would be more appropriate here!
Sir Squatch Better idea than dressing at Jay Gruden & Kirk (or Bob)
Monz Venus 22SnakePlissken5150 Sir Squatch I wish I had a gif of him showing one of Kelly’s “boyfriends” the house via a guided tour of banging his head off of every wall and door frame in the house.
The whole family is going as zombies… I dress up with the kiddies…
Monz Venus 22SnakePlissken5150 Sir Squatch Speaking of Ed O’Neil, I saw a funny pic yesterday. Apparently Sofia Vergara dressed up like Peggy Bundy and took a photo with Ed on a couch that looks a lot like the one from Married with Children.
Sir Squatch HailBandG So much for BeenThere’s high hopes of the Pats finishing dead last in the AFC East
http://i.imgur.com/dq3Wqs5.gif
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/77076204/Apr 22, 2015
About to head back to vegas next week to make a big bet on the under.
Wins by New England 10.5
Just giving money away.
HailBandG http://www.livefyre.com/profile/74177034/Apr 21, 2015
More wins by Cowboys this year than Pats; book it!
Choy just be the entire blog the Cowboys are going 8-2 the rest of the season… Something is in ththe water down there…
Sir Squatch Only impact will probably freeing up the other receivers a bit. It remains to be seen whether Cassel can get the ball to them. If he plays like he did vs the Giants he will throw 5 picks by the 3rd quarter and be replaced by captain dink dunk by the start of the 4th.
And if Dez plays like he did against the Giants he’ll be a no show
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter
Cameron Wake tore his Achilles. Out for year. Brutal.
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Just when he started playing well.
Here’s the Vergara pic as Peggy Bundy
http://cdn3.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/675×380/2015/09/modernfamily_watermarkonly_lores.jpg
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! A woman I’ve wanted to fuck for several years dressed up as a woman I’ve wanted to fuck for 25 years. Nice.
is there an uptick in the number or torn Achilles injuries in the NFL the last few years or does it just seem that way?
I thought he re-injured his hammy watching the replay… such a shitty injury
Redskins, @Giants, Bills, @Broncos, Eagles, @Texans, Titans, @Jets, @ Dolphins
Lupo Division games, you never know what is going to happen.
the ultimate F You to goodell would be handing Brady the trophy at 19-0
Lupo It’s just so improbable to happen, it becomes a distraction.
Rough night for Dolphins
Not only did they get their asses whooped. Wake done for year with the Achilles. Devante Parker was carted off yesterday for his foot.
I just can’t see why Native Americans find the name offensive, we all know they all have red glowing eyes….
Everyone sucks against the pats, need an example?
See Shitrant
Mythical leprechauns have access to all natural steroids too hbg
I only got 7 predictions this week, not sure it’s even worth it for a new post.
Yeah, I thought about that after I posted, I figured no one watched carrot top so I was safe… Thanks lupo, lol
Carrot Top is a legend…. lives in Vegas.. multi millionaire… steroided up… living the dream
I know this is a terrible trade. I hate the idea of this trade. I would defend the shit out this trade if we made it. Ugh…Kirk. Die.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14003550/trades-see-chicago-bears-jay-cutler-washington-redskins-kirk-cousins-draft-pick
splooz Can we just have the third rounder and they keep Cutler?
Lupo Maybe I missed something, but Cutler sucks, is a team killer and bitch, why would you want him?
he’s athletic enough to be a threat in the read option and the coach killer stuff is BS… Chip’s system wouldn’t force him to make those Cutler throws that get picked off at the worst times
Why would we have to give up a third? What a dumb trade on our part…
You don’t acquire a potential franchise QB without giving up something I guess.
I would hate to have cutler on the Eagles, diabetic bitch.
Idk if it’s just me but I don’t mind resigning Bradford and keeping the same QB in the same system for another year. There’s a bunch of QBs in the draft. Get one of those in the first or third and develop one of those guys. I’m tired of seeing a new QB every year. I think continuity has done a lot for the defense and I think it can for the offense
I just don’t think Bradford is any good… outside of preseason and a little bit last week, he’s looked AWFUL
I want to see how the rest of the season goes for Bradford before I make any judgements.
Between cutler and Bradford. Right now I would stick with Sam.
Lupo He has but I’d rather him play and see if he can improve. hes shown hes had stuff sometimes
This. No need to make that decision now. I’d like to see what he can do if his receivers and backs catch balls that hit their hands. Hopefully we get to see that and make a better assessment.
Can it be with her ‘daughter’ from that Gilmore show?
And against WAS and the majority of the ATL game. You and Joe must be watching different games than I am.
Sir Squatch “How’s your career going, Lauren? Parenthood over?”
“Show us dem titties”
They are remaking Gilmore Girls. Wife loved it, thats how I know
Ex g/f would always put it on, she never got why I got “frisky” when it was on.
What’s wrong with watching Gilmore Girls? It’s not something I would watch on my own but it’s not something I walk away from if my wife is watching it.
*googles Alexis Bledel, finds that she looks like she’s 14, calls squatch and francis pervs
cloisterwerder The oline is playing better. The run game is getting better. We’ll see if Bradford does. Everyone in the offense was new but 4 players. Just give it time.
Kellys_Chipadelphia You’re just really turned on by strong women who run B&Bs.
That’s my thinking, but that point of view generally gets blasted. I’m cautiously hopeful. Chip’s play calling leaves a lot to be desired this year as well.
Dongtavious Steelwang Chipper has written half the erotic fan fic for Gilmore Girls on the internet
Squatch has read all the Gilmore girls erotic fan fiction.
We can still flag?
Doesn’t that make Mrs. Weech Mad?
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/10/30/9642706/nfl-general-manager-eagles-sam-bradford-contract-free-agency
A gm thinks the Eagles won’t resign Sam.
Flag Justin’s Canadian posts… It helps ease the pain…
Against Dallas, absolutely. I think you and many others misremember his play from the ATL game because the OL was such a hot mess.
So let’s not throw that term around as if every hothead asshole is schizphrenic then.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Roses are red violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.
cloisterwerder I’m more on board with the “Alcoholic” bandwagon at this point
That isn’t asshole, that is something much worse… Mental illness…
I known assholes and drunks, they don’t say shit like that..
Fiversons No Spin Zone U just described most of the people here.
People are stupid
https://twitter.com/NoelleonFOX7 https://twitter.com/NoelleonFOX7/status/660107948895571968
Cars SUBMERGED on US 183 at 71! https://t.co/EoyJu0uXeU
Fiversons No Spin Zone I said he was an alcoholic, not that he was drunk.
Racism rears its ugly head yet once again in our color blind society…
Free lunch spread at work due to long hours. Great days Werder’s living bros.
Garcon just said on National TV that Rodgers is better than Brady. This can only end well.
Sir Squatch Lots of people don’t play Tom Brady in Foxboro
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Rodgers is the best QB in the league by a country mile.
I hate free lunch at work
The sumbitches always get pizza
And everyone swarms the food like they’ve NEVER eaten before. Literally
Makes me glad I bring proteins shakes & snacks & shit
#InJayWeTrust Oh no, we are going to get demolished instead of destroyed because Garcon expressed an opinion on Tom Brady being slightly less great of a QB compared to another great QB that he isn’t playing!
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! I bet its that pizza with the watery tomato sauce that tastes better when cold. And it’s probably just all cheese and 50% crust too.
Edleman is a top offensive player right now. So far Rodgers doesn’t have that out of any of his guys.
I’m not arguing who’s better Justin. It’s a stupid argument as both are incredible. But the argument that Brady has no weapons is stupid. As much as the dude is a douche canoe, Edelman is a fantastic receiver. Probably on of the best underneath receivers in the league. Lewis (sigh) has turned out to be pretty exceptional. And of course he has Gronk. Amendola is only serviceable, but has nice speed. He has plenty to work with.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Team success, sure. As an individual player, Rodgers’ ceiling is much higher. He has everything Brady has, and even greater physical tools to use them.
cloisterwerder Ehhh. Brady’s nice, but I’ll take Kurt Cousins
#InJayWeTrust cloisterwerder Captain Kirk salutes you, InJay
Have you considered that Rodgers also elevates the play of his receivers considerably?
I wish the GB defense/STs didn’t choke that NFCCG away. That would have been the superbowl everybody’s been waiting for.
It’s a stupid argument, they are completely different types of QB
The system that the Pats are running and their scheme is top notch. That’s always underrated in the conversation.
cloisterwerder That was all on McCarthy IMO. Dumbest playcalling you could ever see.
That dude on STs trying to catch a ball instead of blocking like he was supposed to didn’t help.
cloisterwerder It was like Lovie Smith level of “I didn’t think we needed to score more points”.
Can we stop talking about Finley like he was good or even average?
cloisterwerder Absolutely true. But the calvacade of fuckups beforehand shouldn’t have meant the game would come down to one or two plays.
cloisterwerder Peppers making HaHa kneel after the INT was terrible. he could of taken it to the house
The players fucked up plenty. McCarthy certainly did as well, but there’s plenty of blame to go around.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ And Brady had Randy Moss prime, and has made Wes Welker and Edleman 100+ catch receivers. What’s your point?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You need to stop associating wins and SBs with QB play. I don’t think they are comparable QBs, but I can understand the argument that Rodgers is a better QB
He has a better arm. Can make more plays at an individual level. Has pin point accuracy on the deep ball
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ ….that Rodgers runs faster, throws better, a number of different things.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Don’t lump me in with Beaster, using wins for QBs is the dumbest possible argument to make
lol don’t use Romo as a shield, you didn’t give a shit about him
And can quit arguing over the 2 best QBs in the league. It’s making me upset.
cloisterwerder Peyton wanted to be included in this conversation, but he threw a duck/Chip Kelly.
cloisterwerder Barry Switzer’s a great coach, he’s got one ring.
Rodgers is a better QB than Brady, sit not even a debate… But here hasn’t been a better organization than the pats the past 10 plus years…
If we judge QBs by Super Bowl Appearances, Wins, Trent Dilfer and Brad Johnson must be better than a whole bunch of other people.
Cousins is a better QB than Bradford, sit not even a debate… But here hasn’t been a better organization than the ‘Skins the past 10 plus years…
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Fiversons No Spin Zone lol how are you inserting Romo into this?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Well you’re the one who wanted Romo gone despite his years of pretty quality QB play. Hard to trust your opinion on these things sometimes.
Romo is terrible QB because he never made it to the SB. That means he won’t effect the Cowboys Wins or Loses when he comes back from injury.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ So you’re saying it’s not a team effort and that it’s all on Romo?
I think it’s a stupid argument because they are both incredible. To say that Rodgers is definitely better is stupid though. Brady has worked magic for years, is deadly accurate, and knows exactly what’s going on the game on every snap. Rodgers is more gifted, but that doesn’t make him hands down a better QB.
Kellys_Chipadelphia Also its like how do you fuck that up. It’s noodles and tomato sauce and meat and cheese.
Save this so you can change it to Colt in a few weeks
So it sounds like a local science teacher blew up a classroom on accident, 6 kids sent to the hospital, two had to be medevaced
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ So once the team got better and he performed better that made him a good QB? WTF?
Who would that on your team? Rodgers or Brady? If u say Brady then I think your opinion is stupid…
Kellys_Chipadelphia “Your license to science has been revoked.”
Bunsen burner accident or accidental chemistry bomb making?
Why Asians only cook with noodles can’t screw that up to bad
Any way you shake it, the argument that InJay was making about Garcon saying that somehow effecting the Pats game against the Redskins is nuts.
Dongtavious Steelwang Kellys_Chipadelphia
Start with bad ingredients?
Matt Mosley 4.1 We cook using non-Lupo timing methods, excuse you.
screw, cook, noodle, Asians – how am I missing this joke opportunity?
Sir Squatch Yeah, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t care so much about that as much as wanting Goodell to hand him the Super Bowl MVP trophy and going balls deep on Goodell on national TV.
Dongtavious Steelwang I don’t think it will happen, but I agree with Lupo that it would be ultimate karma for Goodell if they went 19-0
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang As much as I hate the Pats, I’d love to see Goodell duck out of the Super Bowl presentation because he has no nuts.
Colt is a better QB than Cousins, sit not even a debate… But here hasn’t been a better organization than the ‘Skins the past 10 plus years…
https://twitter.com/ConorOrr https://twitter.com/ConorOrr/status/660124448805142528https://twitter.com/ConorOrr/status/660124448805142528
Ratliff, per the police report, said “I am the devil” and also “wished staff member’s children would die.” Someone notified police that…
https://twitter.com/ConorOrr https://twitter.com/ConorOrr/status/660124610252312576https://twitter.com/ConorOrr/status/660124610252312576
They believed Ratliff owned multiple firearms. Again, nothing more than a heated convo, but Bears had police presence the next day
As much as I hate Goodell I’d hate Brady winning another SB. He would never be passed as the GOAT in many people’s eyes
It appears change his name from Jay to Jeremiah did him a lot of good
Maybe he should change it back? I’m sure he is still on Jerrys radar…
Fiversons No Spin Zone “That Jeremiah is a stand up guy. Reminds me of that Jay fellow we had a few years back, what happeend to him”
https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/660124860627025920
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones confirms league is reviewing Joseph Randle’s case, says RB will be inactive Sunday https://t.co/gsWjuJgciJ9:03 AM – 30 Oct 2015 · https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/660124860627025920Reply Retweet Favorite More
Fiversons No Spin Zone “And will he take a paycut?”
Lol! I saw that I spelled it wrong and didn’t care, but then forgot to check if i used the right one. English language sucks so IDGAF
Fiversons No Spin Zone Multiple firearms. I wonder if he had one for each of his personalities.
cloisterwerder 6 points…is what I got for my fantasy team.
Sir Squatch moderator 15 minutes ago
So it sounds like a local science teacher blew up a classroom on accident, 6 kids sent to the hospital, two had to be medevaced
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Beaker? (aka BIOChem)
If it were bio, the kids would be mutants
That’s an awesome costume… But I would def have to really trust my dog…
True. This is much safer.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2Rg4PQg.jpg[/img]
“Here’s the move that if Chip [Kelly] had more foresight or more experience in how positional markets work: you could have paid Maclin’s Kansas City contract. As the market has escalated since then, that would not be seen as out of line,” Corry opined. “Since Maclin signed his $11 million (per year) contract, you’ve had it get pushed down the scale because A.J. Green got a deal, Dez Bryant got a deal, Demaryius Thomas got a deal, Julio Jones got a deal and T.Y. Hilton got a deal. So it wouldn’t be a deal which is way up there in the receiver marketplace; and it’s going to get pushed down even more when Alshon Jeffery gets one.”Read more at http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2015/10/30/twitter-mailbag-on-maclin-matthews-and-bradford/#gIaIoJPpgfXcrySh.99
I’m a fan of Maclin, just don’t think he’s worth $11mil a year
That’s fair. We could both use our respective lost players so far this season though.
So many of those groups take it to such extremes it turns away most people that actually agree with a lot of what hey are for…
Maxwell has played pretty well contrary to what trolls want to think. And even he isn’t making 11 per.
Obama just authorized 50 Spec Ops troops Syria to coordinate and advise on obtaining high value targets…
And so it begins… Again…
Philly has the caps space to have afforded both Maclin and the D and could have then used the 1st rounder elsewhere. I think the point about the rising WR salaries is pretty salient and am trying to keep that in mind as the Skins decide what to do with the Waiter.
Based on the opponent records after Week 7, the Cowboys’ 2015 opponents currently have a combined 59-40 record for a .596 winning percentage, the highest in the league. And those opponents’ combined points differential of +314 through Week 7 is also the highest in the league.
I dont think they have the cap to sign all the defensive players needing contracts next year.
Using said cap space would affect signing players like Cox, Kendricks, Throton, ect.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I know, doesn’t mean they weren’t there.
Kellys_Chipadelphia I dont think him or Justin are seeing the future
the tv contracts aren’t tied to ratings, are they? higher ratings would make a difference on the price paid for the next deal, years from now.
We’ve been bombing them already, that door has been open for a while
Well that’s a different beast. Just was thinking in terms of this year. But Philly does a good job of managing the cap and I’d be confident they could have made it work with Cox.
We have not had ground troops in Syria… And this isn’t a big deal militarily, but politically it’s a big one…
Well that contract to mac would of eaten up a lot of that roll over
Lol are you saying he’s gone after this season, chustin?
Well you don’t have to resign them all. That’s part of what good teams do. Keep core guys and replace others via FA and draft and hope they benefit from lining up next to the core guys.
I think Maclin’s value would outweigh that of some of the defenders at this point. Just my opinion though.
Wasn’t sure you had gotten to “butthole” in your english lessons.
In the beginning of the season, I agree. but once it’s adjusted mid-season, I think it’s a good measurable.
Actually pertains to you too. All of the NFCE is in the top 10 in SOS. Makes sense we get the top spot since we’re facing division’s #1 seeds because of the 2014 NFCE title
I know its weird, but not every team’s weekly storylines involve suspensions, skipped practices, assaulting coaches, and Casselpologies
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I don’t play daily fantasy, I don’t take FFB seriously, I wouldn’t put money on it.
To those who think Dez isn’t coming back to soon:
“Jodie Meeks had surgery on Thursday night to repair a non-displaced fracture of the 5th metatarsal in his right foot and will be sidelined for 12-16 weeks.”
Oh yeah, the spread was sandwiches, salad, and potato salad. Kind of underwhelming. But free and not bad.
Gets hurt while they lose by double digits…
– Shitrant seethes
NBA players are girls. They all look like they’ve been shot in the back every time they get a sprained ankle.
And what about the payouts and shit? If you do the legwork, I’d do it for 20
He’s not coming back too soon…it’s football and you have to take that risk as long as the long term implications are not significant. He’s certainly at increased chance of getting hurt again but who cares if he does as they can’t be any worse right now and if he doesn’t come back now they’re fucked for sure anyways (probably already are but that’s a different debate).
I have no real issue with him rushing back as long as he and Dallas are aware and prepared for the consequences. Missing the rest of a lost season isn’t really that big a deal IMO.
Of course you do. I wonder if I’m banned from using DFS too living in Utah.
splooz Also, what’s with calling Bozeman the boonies when you are talking about Whitefish, which is in the middle of the middle of nowhere.
Missoula is closer, Flathead is there, and Glacier is the tits. I just prefer Western Montana. Fuck Bozeman.
But the drugs won’t mule themselves to the US
HailBandG Then what does that make soccer players? Who all act like they’ve been shot in the back when someone touches them?
splooz Bozeman is western Montana. I want to be close to Yellowstone.
Kellys_Chipadelphia He moved up from harvester to transport.
Arizona, Nevada, Louisiana, Iowa, Montana and Washington state have banned it
You are like Hyman Roth. When is somebody gonna accept your visa application?
splooz LOL, unless somebody is offering a $200K job I can afford to live in Jackson
Weech Now we can track you all the time…I mean they, they can track you all the time.
No shit. Jackson is fucking expensive but rad. A friend runs a cat skiing business out in the Tetons and he makes a lot but barely gets by.
They track me anyway. Common hispanic name travelling constantly to Latin America? Nothing suspicious about that.
Unless you know someone who travels like him. Then you know someone everyday that travels like him.
Lots of well-to-do white people travel far more than I do. Splooz is one of them
If Splooz’s contracts are anything like ours, traveling overseas is a pain in the ass.
On the bright side, if the Skins did acquire Jay Cutler I could bundle my Jay hate and cover 2 people with 1 “Jay is a fucking cunt”. Go get him Scot the Dick.
True. I’m doing a lot of intl travel these days. I’m just saying, there are lost of bankers and people in the financial realm that travel to places like China, Japan, Europe, monthly. Not too uncommon for upper middle class whiteys to travel like this. That’s why guys like Cloister know peeps.
It does take a toll, dude. 12 hours to Sao Paulo then a 6 hour layover. There was a good article about a month ago about the serious downsides to business travel.
Stop being a pussy. You demand business class from your clients or boss and sleep/jackoff on the plane.
I have a bit of $$ leftover on my travel budget on this one. Gonna try and upgrade. It’s a red-eye too.
Yeah 12hrs of sitting, playing online, watching movies, drinking, eating and reading is rough….
Flying first or business class is fine. You read, sleep, do work, eat and drink while pretty comfortable. International it’s like a palace.
Pilot bro, while you are crying in the back, they are keeping the plane flying. Quit your crying
Mine does. I get all the skymiles, hotel points, and CC points for my travel. I’ve taken a few trips for free over the past few years.
I would do that but they take quite a while to reimburse. I’m racking up $6-$10K sometimes.
I am a pilot, and my point is they are working while you and everyone else is relaxing on the plane.
Here you go, J-Money. Good read on the downsides of business travel
http://www.economist.com/blogs/gulliver/2015/08/frequent-flyers
Stop acting like relaxing on a plane is a hardship
They issued me a company card. It costs them money to wire me money so I don’t think they’ll be up for it.
This part is bullshit weech
And finally, of course, business travellers tend to get less exercise and eat less healthily than people who stay in place.
Living in hotels with gyms and you have access to healthy food everywhere…you just need to choose to eat it.
Agreed. Most business hotels have gyms and healthy food options now.
The exposure to germs and shit is real but one can offset that by never washing my hands to improve their immune system. Ever. Even after you shit and wipe right before lunch.
Try it.
I doubt it’s bullshit. Just because all of that is available doesn’t mean the majority utilize it.
I was a nail-biter for about 28 years of my life. I introduced my body to who knows what. I have a strong immune system as a result.
Dude, when i land in Sao Paulo, the Rugby World Cup Final will be on. Heading to the lounge for a beer and some rugby. Fuck it.
Nah, I’m out of flying. Eye issues. But I’ve done plenty of long flights, or worse a ton of shorter flights in a day.
Spirit is…. An interesting airline
Exactly. The study wasn’t what was available to business travelers, it was a study on their general lifestyle.
I’m starving too and am about to go apeshit on a pizza. Fucking unhealthy staying at home for a week life…
I need to travel!
Most people don’t exercise or eat healthy though. Business travelers have the same or better access to fitness and healthy food.
Sorry, but this cracked me up
https://twitter.com/jeffphowe https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/660145343376572416
These guys had really good seats for the football game last night https://t.co/o3yOdfPIWF
Taking a still shot of players running to a player and say they were watching. Hilarious!
Trans Pacific and Atlantic flights have that. I saw hella movies on my china trip.
Inside Out
Mad Max (Favorite)
Imitation Game
Interstellar
Birdman
splooz takes exception to it because he travels and still works out and eats healthy. This doesn’t make it untrue.
drink more water. At altitude the air is drier meaning you dehydrate faster, which I guess could cause that.
I think it’s blaming laze on travel and I don’t that’s travels fault but the fault lies with the individual (or people as a whole) making the lazy choices.
Sir Squatch 87fiveoh254 lol no. I’m about an hour and a half North of it. Should break up before it gets to where I am.
87fiveoh254 I”m always amazed how quickly it floods down there
My first thought was nerves, I’m guessing Justin is a pussy flyer. But bellow I did think of a possible cause
HailBandG And they say we didn’t learn anything from Katrina
Press Secretary Josh Earnest on deploying US forces to Syria ‘I’m not sure that this represents a dramatic change in terms of our military air presence’
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That’s for Fivers
Sir Squatch 87fiveoh254 Thankfully I have pretty good drainage at my house so the water doesn’t become a problem.
Outside of what I just said altitude shouldnt have any effect on your stomach.
Problems with equalizing the pressure or like dizziness?
I’m not a doctor, but the aeromedical classes I took never mentioned any altitude related stomach issues.
Quita Culpepper @QuitaC_KVUE 43m43 minutes ago
The man were doing a live phoner with right now got swept away in his car and he’s currently stuck in a tree. IN A TREE. #atxwx
try to get a seat away from the engines, I had a sinus block on a flight once when I was younger, fucking sucked, but now I know how to make sure it doesn’t happen.
Used to do. But I loved it while I wa doing it, miss it bad.
Lol… What would expect him to say? I don’t think it is either, for now… But it is a change in this administrations policy…
The attention to detail is uncanny. I think he only shaved one leg too.
87fiveoh254 Pretty nuts. Amazes me the number of people you see that try to drive through flood waters
Air presence? What is he talking about? Why would it change the air presence? I’m not tracking…
Fiversons No Spin Zone It’s an admission that we already have assets on the ground supporting SORTIES
Who said something about their wife picked out the families halloween costumes but won’t them him what it is?
Engines need air to run? Who would have thunk it….
Well, it’s to aid in eliminating high value targets… This is the first time the admin has publicly said we have ground troops there…
Kellys_Chipadelphia Moving water is incredibly powerful, even if your car is still running, it’s going to be positively buoyant for a while and water is going to push it.
After seeing this, I would be very nervous if I were him. [img]http://i.imgur.com/GiOxMV4.jpg[/img]
I know, im talking about the people who gun it and cause the water to immediately flood the engine
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ There was a train that got tipped over from the floods last weekend about an hour NE of me. Pretty crazy what it can do.
Hurricanes and tornados take down buildings as if they are made of straw.
I’m guessing there are celestial bodies that are more powerful. Water is very destructive tho and most people fair to realize that.
Not really sure how you would define that, pretty sure it’s the deadliest on earth
Kellys_Chipadelphia You see this bucket of water? I will end that neutron star, just test me!
Volcanos are very destructive and are able to create islands
That bucket of water probably shares the same atoms from a neutron star.
STFU.
are you talking to him or something?
Kellys_Chipadelphia What if I am talking to him? You jealous?????? You have a secret crush on me?
No special secret underwear, can’t be Mormons
“Effective immediately we are suspending the publication of Grantland. After careful consideration, we have decided to direct our time and energy going forward to projects that we believe will have a broader and more significant impact across our enterprise.”
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Craziest Halloween party is in Key West. Chicks get butt naked in the streets and get their body painted.
HailBandG Damn you.https://twitter.com/Ourand_SBJ
Friday News Dump: ESPN suspends publication of Grantland. Official company statement is here: https://t.co/jsIru75yf9
Monz Venus Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass №❽❽₣ⱥӣ It’s a blast. I used to have airbrush artists painting chicks in my store. Saw some of the wildest shit during fantasy fest.
how many Grantlands could you have for one f-ing Stephen A Smith- lol
It’s funny the Cali guy is attacking east coast gays
I’m sure it gets good foot traffic for the site. What else is worth a read on there
Pricey writers and not enough traffic. Especially now that Simmons and some have left.
Lupo https://twitter.com/mgoblog https://twitter.com/mgoblog/status/660155178566438912https://twitter.com/mgoblog/status/660155178566438912
how many Grantlands could you have for one f-ing Stephen A Smith
cloisterwerder Just one? Christ, Cloister. I thought you knew me
They could only pump out so many pieces a day and people only are interested in certain topics on there. I mean Barnwell can only write so many intelligent articles a day and you’ll note that since Simmons left (and even before) guys like Chuck Klosterman and Malcolm Gladwell were no longer contributing.
It’s a cool concept but tough for a business to maintain.
Kellys_Chipadelphia He isn’t really attacking us. He just likes to talk about gay stuff.
They get a lot of 1 time traffic but you can only update it so many times a day. You’ll notice ESPN’s main site is driven by constant updates generating many many clicks.
Well hopefully it will be resurrected by someone else. I could imagine that if ESPN is willing to sell it to HBO that Simmons would return and a lot of the writers and editors would join.
https://twitter.com/Giantshttps://twitter.com/Giants
“I’m still the same JPP.” – Jason Pierre-Paul https://twitter.com/hashtag/Giants?src=hash
Maybe write an article instead of posting 40 tweets? Lazy ass Giants.
Arrive early for https://twitter.com/ESPNMondayNight, we’re giving away official https://twitter.com/hashtag/KeepPounding?src=hash flags at the stadium gates! https://twitter.com/hashtag/INDvsCAR?src=hash
Dez is back and in a couple months, a number of you will be on hiatus.
10-6 Have to say I didn’t expect him back so soon. I was figuring Thanksgiving….
Lupo Still enough to win the division….I don’t think they get to 9-7 though…
I hope he doesn’t re injure the foot by coming back too soon
10-6 I think you did. Hopefully he gets through this fine and then tears up the Eagles.
I’m thinking no worse than 4-5 when Romo returns but prob 5-4
The Cowboys are going to get destroyed by a weak Seattle team on Sunday.
10-6 Like to be that confident, the defense needs to create turnovers – they aren’t.
If they split the next two weeks (big if IMHO) then I could see 4-5.
With Romo…I have them with a loss @GB and then 1 more to either the Jets or Carolina.
9-7 might get them in, they need to beat the Eagles.
By 7:30 sun night, the rest of this division and cowboy haters everywhere is going to realize the fun is over
The fun will be over at 7:30 right after the Cowboys get their asses handed to them by Seattle.
I think they beat both Carolina and Jets….GB will be the real tough one
Not time to fuck off here today. Leaving for a two week trip to India and Germany. I will check in but we will see.
Cowboys Goal: Split the next 2.
Odds: 33%.
3-6 is my guess if Romo comes back against the Dolphins.
Good luck all, fuck off Beater.
But Dallas sucks and has a QB that throws to the other team.
2 Muslim Truckdrivers that were fired by their employer for refusing to deliver beer on their runs due to religious ground has just won 240,000 dollar law suit while the EEOC represented them for free…
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Since Kelly goes for those types maybe we can trade Cassel for Murray and a second rounder? This way, he can trade a top RB and get nothing for it twice in 2015….
Obie Juan and Only Or maybe he can hang out with the scumbag you root for Hardy in Dallas a couple more years. You must love Hardy.
a) Sucks Grantland is shutting down
b) #KeepPounding is the stupidest chant ever, worse than Go Cowboys
cloisterwerder Post a picture from this hotel on Tuesday.
By sun night….Eagles will be in last place, .5 game out of first place
What should his avatar be next week? How about I Heart Beaster?
cloisterwerder If you don’t care shut the fuck up when I say I wont be here….
Fiversons No Spin Zone Should be Cowboys Sux. Make it sting real deep.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Obie Juan and Only Actually not all….well covered territory here. I hate that they signed that fucker.
By Sun Night the Cowboys will have gone from a 4 game losing streak to a 5 game losing streak.
Obie Juan and Only Do you honestly think anyone here cares one bit about where you are going? You are like a turd in the toilet that is broken.
The rude awakening begins sunday and won’t end till you’re no longer on here
10-6 That will suck. I get the football reason, but all the shit Garrett says about character is meaningless if they do that. Build through the draft….
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Obie Juan and Only I don’t care what anyone thinks about anything.
Obie Juan and Only Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Do us all a favor and go away Turd.
By the way, u can’t post under shitrant or Justin either when u lose the bet…
10-6 Remember when you told us this? LOL [img]http://i.imgur.com/zp0ZBs1.jpg[/img]
Both Choy and Obie today. [img]http://i.imgur.com/u2Nflgl.jpg[/img]
SO Choy and Obie show up the same time and leave the same time. Coincidence ???? I think not…
Fiversons No Spin Zone I don’t like the idea of losing Choy. He may be stupid but he’s fun to fuck with.
Fives, I took this picture a few days ago at Pisgah. You really need to check that place out next time you are in the Asheville area. [img]http://i.imgur.com/BzZ6HuI.jpg[/img]
Agreed… I immediately thought the same thing after we made the bet…
Fiversons No Spin Zone The ones on the left are all their own brews. The right are from other breweries.
https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/660171447525056512https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/660171447525056512
Bill Simmons says what happened at Grantland is “simply appalling” https://t.co/LzBOuSgoAW
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Dongtavious Steelwang Ah well. Might as well savor the one you’re drinking, that looks nice a nice selection.
Clowns to the right of me Jokers to left stuck in the middle
Just there man… I can’t tell u how many times I have bought more than one drink…
STFU Bill Simmons. How the hell does this even come close to the level of appalling?
They never gave that site a chance and barely promoted it despite it being far and away their best content. That’s appalling.
I’ve been going to breweries in this area for years and they all have the 1 beer per person rule unless you get the flight of small pours.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I found it very strange. Maybe it’s a law for just breweries but not in the bars.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass cloisterwerder Say what you will about the guy and his homerism, but he gave a shit about the people who worked with him.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Mosley used to call you on his cellphone
Fiversons No Spin Zone Fuck Mosely but not the song. I kinda like the song.
People lose their jobs all the time when companies cut departments or change course for whatever reason. These people are educated and talented writers, I think they’ll land on their feet.
For you fantasy football players. Big Ben is listed as probable this Sunday.
cloisterwerder That’s not really the point. I liked having that collection of people in one place instead of scattered to the winds.
And yeah, it’s kind of dick to hear that you’re getting fired from social media instead of from the actual office.
Not like he owes much to ESPN at this point. Far more douche canoes in ESPN to worry about that are still employed there anyway.
I don’t see what you liking grantland or this post have to do with what I’m talking about.
cloisterwerder I don’t really get what your point is either. Hearing you’re fired over a tweet fucking sucks. And you hate Bill Simmons. That’s all I got.
I do I think he’s an egotistical, elitist, biased douche. My point was that in no way was what happened “appalling” as he claimed. I thought I made that pretty clear in my original post.
cloisterwerder …then we have a difference in opinion. That okay by you?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Cloister finds your use of appalling appalling.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I think he’s a big fat pussy. Other than that he’s ok.
He’s a whiny, arrogant, know-it-all who has probably never played a sport in his life
I gave it to choy, but he stuck it up his butthole so I guess we’re rolling blunts from now on
I was sitting here a couple minutes ago and heard by dog barking outside. Went out to see what he was barking at and saw a big buck in the yard. The thing was just looking at my dog as if he were saying you couldn’t catch me if you tried until I went out there.
cloisterwerder Why the fuck would you share with Choy? Do you want us to all get herpes? Because that’s how we all get herpes.
Fiversons No Spin Zone He whines and complains to much for my liking. I like guys like Dan Lebatard. That guy makes fun of himself all the time.
I don’t own one. I live by the ocean and never see these things down there. I have plenty of fishing polls though.
Sir Squatch Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass That buck had a Tec9 he was holding sideways and was like “I WILL WASTE YOU”
I have a lot of deer in my are at as well… I have this 80 pound mut that ran after a medium sized buck, and the buck stated running cater him and my dog ran away… Now when I had my 125 pound German Shepard, the biggest buck would run in fear…
Long story short… German Shepards are great dogs…
For some reason that made me think of that commercial where the guy stops short in front of a dear and the dear stares him down and kicks his car for good measure. That makes me laugh for some reason.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Belgian Malnois seem cool too. I always wanted a Shepherd when I was a kid
Fiversons No Spin Zone My dog is close to 100 lbs but he only has 3 legs now so he wasn’t going to get close to catching up to the buck.
3 days of limited practice for Dez, listed as questionable. Plan to play.
No way that could go wrong.
cloisterwerder
That makes me think of Peter Griffin when he hits a deer with his car, and then he doesn’t want to exchange insurance information with the deer claiming the damage was “just a ding”. Lol.
I love coming up to the mountains. I have gotten to see a few deer, a fox and a mother bear with her 3 cubs getting into a trash can. All I see where I live is fish.
It doesn’t sound like this is going to end up well for Choy.
cloisterwerder Mother bear eats you after you flop the nut straight
This is what a friend of mine had to say about Grantland.
Grantland was an “ego site” for Bill Simmons, something to satisfy him and his “creative juices” that was supposed to keep him around when his contract came up earlier this year. After it became evident that he was leaving (and ESPN rushed that departure), it was only a matter of time before Grantland would go down. Add in the factor that ESPN is in serious need of cutting down their budget (they are committed to approximately $2 billion in rights fees with sports organizations over the next few years), it is an easy cut to make.
Bill Simmon’s columns about his trips to Las Vegas are great. Reminds me of my trips. (albeit with fewer drugs and strippers)
I would imagine he doesn’t lose as much money betting on football.
I used to be pretty good. Not exceptional, but a winning player online and a lot of the times at cash tables in casinos. Small stakes – 1/2 or 2/5
I don’t know but you claim you bet a lot. You have to be down at least 10 units from the plays you have posted on here.
Fiversons No Spin Zone pfft.
Define a lot? The 400 I bet on them is….not much.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass “Units”? How much are my units?
dontblamemeuaintme Oh, you play small? I thought you were a bigger better.
It’s not the amount of money that’s the issue… It’s that u suck at betting and bet on the wrong teams…
U just said 400 bucks which isn’t big at all. I don’t understand you flying out to vegas to put a $400 play on a game. You can do that online.
Sir Squatch dontblamemeuaintme I know the definition of the term, and for purposes of betting I’m aware of that as well, but to claim that I’ve lost any number of them, without knowing what they are to me, is…unsupported.
You stated you were making a big bet on the under on NE’s 10.5 wins for the season. That’s not lookin so hot.
I don’t even think BeenThere has bet any money on any sports
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass $400 isn’t a big bet. And I didn’t fly out to Vegas to bet that bet.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I don’t think you understand the definition of either word.
HOMESCHOOL!
You said you were flying to Vegas to place a big bet on the Pats under 10.5 wins for the season. That looks like a loser.
It’s a pattern of making bad bets… We don’t need to know all your betting history to conclude u suck at it..
Fiversons No Spin Zone LMAO!!!
So, without knowing how many bets I’ve won, how do you reasonably conclude that I’m not good at it?
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass I don’t think you understand the definition of the word “lie”.
Kansas City bet… Stupid… Patriots bet… Stupid…. That is a pattern…
Sir Squatch If he has, he probably lost a lot of it
You told us you were going to Vegas to bet the under 10.5. Did you do that?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Hindsight is 20-20 my friend. Based on this, losing is stupid. Which demonstrates what you know about betting, and probabilities.
He just happened to be wrong about every bet he’s told us about beforehand. He makes 10x that amount of bets and all the ones he doesn’t tell us about are winners.
cloisterwerder The amount of my life that is shared here is small/insignificant. As are the number of bets I make, so…yeah.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Find that, and then lets talk.
We can go by the 10 plays you told us you put in which were all losers.
dontblamemeuaintme Do you really want to me post it again?
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Well, I told you I was betting the Cowboys plus 240 vs the Eagles; how’d that one work out?
dontblamemeuaintme Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass http://fyre.it/SAvpgl.4
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass dontblamemeuaintme Well sure.
So u just share the horrible stupid bets I lose on here?
It’s listed in the Prediction Center link in the above post, but claiming it was never said. Nice.
I would believe any moron that is willing to wager on Luke Willson as SB MVP as a backup TE is a degenerate and gambles on sports regularly.
Sir Squatch The day when that makes a difference to the truth, I’ll let you know.
According to him, he only shares the ones he loses on here… Never the ones he has won… That sounds like that Frank Dux when he won the Kumite…
dontblamemeuaintme Doesn’t sound like you know what the definition of truth is
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/77076204/Apr 22, 2015
About to head back to vegas next week to make a big bet on the under.
Wins by New England 10.5
Just giving money away.
I assume this is Canadian but fuck it…here’s the link to some real man shit.
http://espnmediazone.com/us/espn-statement-regarding-grantland/
This is what you ask me to post. ^^^^^ So were you lying then or now?
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Hey, you got it! Congratulations…for once.
The answer is no, I didn’t bet it.
How does one pull a Frank Dux Kumite reference out of thin air? Fiverson’s knows!
dontblamemeuaintme If you did I was wrong in saying you were 0-10. you are 1-11
So you told us you were doing this and you actually didn’t do it and now you are going to claim it wasn’t a lie?
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Once again, I don’t think you understand the meaning of the word “lie”; look it up.
Sir Squatch splooz Wear a hat. Maybe no one will notice.
I understand the meaning. I also understand you are a liar. I don’t need to look anything up to see this.
Is it next to the word “appalling”, because then cmn probably doesn’t understand it either.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass No, I don’t think you do, but you want to go on living in ignorance (which as a republican is typical) go right on ahead; I’m all for free will.
Now you are deflecting because we caught you lying. You are a sad excuse for a human being.
cloisterwerder Your lies about Dongy are appalling to me, Werder
As usual you feel the need to talk about other peoples family members when you are proven to be what you are. Yet you claim you don’t start this shit.
How can Choy and Shitrant like cominghere? All they ever do is just get kicked around from blogger about everything and hey just eat it up… Fucking Bizarre man, lemme tell yea….
Sir Squatch dontblamemeuaintme Doesn’t sound? I attribute that to your upbringing.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass See above, then tell me who started what; you sad excuse for a human being.
They come here because they like getting kicked around. They are a couple of those guys who pay hookers to beat them up and piss on them.
Fiversons No Spin Zone “Why did Jesus go where the sinners were?”
https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/660186043149365248
Redskins WR Pierre Garcon files a class action lawsuit on behalf of NFL players against Fan Duel.
https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/660186389066211328https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/660186389066211328
Here’s the press release from Garcon’s agent: https://t.co/GD2EKl8BKt
I bet their favorite song is “Ik only happy when it rains”
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Everyone lives in ignorance; its not a perjorative.
Sir Squatch You’re trying to get a job shitting?
Must be a southern thing.
U always try to talk your way out of things instead of just coming clean. This is one of the reasons people don’t like you. Most of us come here to talk sports joke and break balls. Sure we get heated at times but 90% of the time we are civil. Yet 90% of the time you are here you harass people or they harass you. It’s kind of sad that you have this sick way about you.
We here take KPMG take the ability to spray a man’s guest chairs with feces seriously and reward such skill and bravery.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass You’re a clown.
Read my first post here about Bill Simmons, then take a look at your first comment to me. I wrote about a sports writer, that others commented on, and you did what you always do.
And, you’re not here to make friends, and neither am I, but I do enjoy the banter/trolling; keeps me sharp.
But, you really ought to get a friend.
https://twitter.com/mcgreevy99https://twitter.com/mcgreevy99
Signature-gathering approved for ballot measure that would lower drinking age in California from 21 to 18
They’d love to can me but my resume is too useful. I’m in that sweet spot these days where I can be useless as long as they can sell me
U brought up the subject of Vegas and I asked you a simple question that could have been answered with a yes or no. Instead of answering yes or no you asked me a question which clearly shows you felt the need to keep the subject going not me. I’m sorry but if you make these stupid claims on here you are going to get called out on them. You could just tell the truth like most of us.
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/660190720192593920https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/660190720192593920
Mike Garafolo Retweeted Detroit Sports
DraftKings has a licensing agreement with the NFLPA. FanDuel does not.
splooz Isn’t KPMG a FOCI issue? Didn’t know they could directly work .Gov contracts like that
#InJayWeTrust This could get interesting. There are plenty of other DFS sites. In fact PokerStars/FullTilt just opened one a few weeks ago. I doubt they have licensing agreements with the NFLPA as well.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Look, if you were a known decent human, I respond to you as one, but…you’re not. And so, even though I NEVER start the snide bullshit comments to you,, as you did to me here initially, I obviously will engage AFTER you start. And you don’t get any benefit of the doubt when you ask a “simple question”. You’ve established your MO, and I will “understand” what you write to me based on that MO.
But, you did begin the nonsense, LONG before I engaged, so there you go.
Oh mannnnnn LOL
https://twitter.com/PierreGarcon https://twitter.com/PierreGarcon/status/497867659812560896
I love these 1-week fantasy football leagues on FanDuel. Join my week 1 league to win up to $5K on opening weekend http://t.co/jfIgdKKUxU
FanDuel class action from Pierre = THANKS FOR MAKING ME LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE FANDUEL IM SUING YOU
Negative. US Practice is a separate entity from the global firm HQ’d in Amsterdam. And yes…I’ve been to Amsterdam for work.
Dongtavious Steelwang I’m sure it’s a PR person there, but he has some good answers
If it were only me you talked to like this you would have a valid point. The fact that you speak to everyone like this says a lot about you and you not being a decent human. You saying don’t be a jackoff and you won’t be treated like one is something you should live by. There is a reason everybody here calls you shitrant and thinks your an idiot. You really should think about what you posted and you will see you were posting about yourself.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang They’re pretty vanilla for the most part but at least passingly interesting late on a Friday
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Just remember all posts here about me started with me posting that I liked Bill Simmons. then all the usual jackoffs, including you, made some stupid attacks on me about…whatever. And of course, I said NADA about them, or you, until AFTER “they started it”.
So, there you go, and hey, its alright. If I wasn’t used to it, and didn’t know the game, i’d go somewhere, but its fun this way so…
Don’t change being the jackoff you are for me.
Dongtavious Steelwang I liked his answer to the biggest things about going from college to pro ball
dontblamemeuaintme Again you point the finger at me for asking a simple question when you come on here for one reason and one reason only. To piss people off. I know you hate that you can’t get under my skin as I see you as an immature jerk. That is a reason nobody here likes you.
True. Gotta be weird where one bad day or getting hurt means you could be hitting the street the next day, no matter how much you’re getting paid or how well you did before.
Surprised to see analysts giving SC the nod as a better job than Miami but it’s happening
1. USC: It’ll pay and the roster is already stacked with talent, but Los Angeles living isn’t for everyone, especially the southern college town types.
2. South Carolina: It will also pay and the school has sunk millions into facilities on Spurrier’s watch. But its in-state recruiting advantage has swung north up I-26 (see: Clemsoning).
3. Miami: Won’t pay at the level of the two USC’s, but The U has also drastically improved facilities. Recruiting should be easy, but the stadium situation is still awful.
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/13971621/near-losses-alabama-michigan-state-shocking-upsets-utah-florida-state-highlighted-wild-week-8
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass dontblamemeuaintme Like I said, it wasn’t a simple question when you said that I had 10 losers. And the post about Simmons wasn’t to piss anyone off.
And, people hate cause they hate, and I don’t care whether I or anyone else gets under your skin, but you surely do deserve to have that happen given all the stupidity you talk here.
Like I said, pissing people off is no way to become their friend, and its obvious you want/need some, but you seem to have difficulty being around people; emotionally awkward I guess.
But, be the jackoff you always are and nothing will change.
I wish Nick Sundberg had been the one to sue FanDuel. That would have been fucking hilarious
dontblamemeuaintme The people don’t hate everyone but they sure do hate you. It’s not because they hate it’s because you act like an asshole. I could see if only a few people hated but everyone here hates u.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass dontblamemeuaintme Ah, the tactic of a loner; pretend that you’re really in a group to make yourself feel better.
dontblamemeuaintme I don’t need to pretend. It’s no secret that you are not liked here. You are the only person here that everyone refers to by the name Shitrant. There is a reason for this. You can’t admit nobody here likes you? Well maybe a couple people do but almost everyone here can’t stand you. Sorry if the truth hurts but you bring this on yourself. Maybe if you didn’t act like a tool 90% of the time it wouldn’t be this way.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass dontblamemeuaintme
your mother.
And, stay the way you are, and get what you’ve been getting.
dontblamemeuaintme You saying your mother says a lot about you. It usually comes out when you know you are wrong. Funny you would say stay the way you are and get what you’ve been getting as this applies to you. Maybe you should think about changing the way you are and you won’t be treated like a piece of shit.
For all you fantasy football buffs.https://twitter.com/SiriusXMNFL https://twitter.com/SiriusXMNFL/status/660199183102713856
Carlos Hyde is OUT this week for the 49ers.
My wife smokes pot on a daily basis. I smoke on occasion but would rather drink a few beers.
Let’s focus on Justin… He doesn’t have u like your wife does to keep him in check..
I was expecting it to be a lot more… That’s not too bad… Carry on…
Okung being out makes that game a little more interesting. He’s not good in pass protection, but presumably his backup is worse.
Remember when some of us were calling for him and not Trent? Not so Great days…
No thanks… I was just wondering if it was based on a true story, and if so, how much….
Rooster is great song… Long live Alice in Chains…
cloisterwerder Mosley’s wife said the same thing to me.
cloisterwerder as opposed to a liquid or gas?
A Nightmare On Cunt Street cloisterwerder Plasma, nigga!
22SnakePlissken5150 Don’t be stupid! Plasma isn’t real; just like global warming or dinosaurs.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Jerry Cantrel had some pretty decent solo efforts as well.
cloisterwerder Moving truck comes next weekend. We’ll try to leave it in decent shape for you.
I am not that has cares about the members of a band… Just the band… Othe than Kurt Kobain and think aic was Lane Staley, I couldn’t name one…
cloisterwerder The fact that you have a job sets you apart from most people who frequent this site.
Jesus. This is about 10 minutes from my house. https://twitter.com/baileenichole_ https://twitter.com/baileenichole_/status/660212350910238720
I-35 shut down in Troy, north and south bound
Fiversons may be right when he thought people overreacted from only seeing a short clip not the full context. http://www.wistv.com/story/30393934/spring-valley-students-stage-walkout-in-support-of-ben-fields
https://twitter.com/baileenichole_ https://twitter.com/baileenichole_/status/660197381607047168
After my last couple of experiences, I’ve decided https://twitter.com/Starbucks is falling off ?
Their is another video of a black cop taking down a black student at the same school
Matt Mosley 4.1 They’re great for one night stands, but none you would take home to the parents.
Kids can be assholes A lot of them think they can do whatever they want with no consequences.
In Germany as a MP we had orders to frisk any American kid we saw walking around after 10pm this was back in 99
You know that girl had to be in the wrong when you see all the colored kids backing a white cop.
Not convinced of anything yet. Just seeing the kids are backing the cop makes me think there is more to this than that short video. We jump to conclusions to fast these days.
Matt Mosley 4.1
Not as much fun as being on ‘courtesy patrol’ and having to confront Japanese Police (who have 0 concept of ‘human rights – or any other rights to speak of”
Does it really matter if he was a good guy and well liked by students. The video tells me all I need to know to be honest. Unless she was somehow assaulting him or acting violent before he threw her to the ground, his actions against a teenage girl for not obeying or probably talking back are simply unjustified.
Badboy Bob Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass
Well, this was in 1975, before the ‘Internet’ existed as anything other than a military domain.
There is a lot more that matters. Maybe he knows how she has acted in the past. I have learned even with video to reserve judgement until all the facts come out. Maybe she is a violent kid and we don’t know about it. Maybe he is an asshole and did the wrong thing. Time will tell.
And I’m just kidding, I hear what you’re saying. I just don’t see how that behavior would be necessary. That’s some Dallas Cowboy behavior.
cloisterwerder I felt the same when I first saw it. What he did to her looked crazy and didn’t look justifiable but maybe it was.
Badboy Bob Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass
LOL. someone once suggested that I write a ‘book’ about my experiences in the USMC during that time. Was a hard time to be a ‘real’ Marine – 1974-1980. Handling ‘deserters’ for 18 months may have been the hardest thing I’ve ever done. Every day someone threatened to kill me, so often that eventually I called them on it. “One of these days LT, You’ll turn around and I’ll be there, I’m going to kill you. Aftera few months my ‘standard’ response was “you want to kill me?” “Okay, then Kill me now” I’m here, you’re here, kill me now! Only had ne guy take me up on it …
Badboy Bob Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass
ROFL, my 2nd date with she who became my wife of 40 years (Plus 3 kids) I suggested that we eat at the Officer’s Club instead of out in town. When she asked why I explained, “Well, we released a deserter who has said he will kill me, the CO,& the 1st Sgt ( a Force Recon Marine). ” ” I don’t think he will actually do anything, but, just in case I’d rather not have you involved.”
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass
Why are so many articles highlighted?
https://twitter.com/ABC7 https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/660116656979447808https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/660116656979447808
GLENDALE UPDATE: Lanes 3, 4 closed on southbound I-5 after driver ejected onto freeway sign https://t.co/zi0IM0WxR3
Badboy Bob Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass
The ones that did had a very bad experience including broken bones, etc.
87fiveoh254 Thar must be a first. He must have been catapulted up there. Ouch.
Have we talked about how Ratliff is claiming to have a cognitive issue that he doesn’t remember anything that happened during the Bears coaching incident?
I assume that’s a no? Where is Cloister? Should he be here complaining about how the potatoe salad gave him the squirts and he can’t keep it quiet
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Wow, that’s almost as cool as the “Redskins Fight Song Ransom” story.
So what’s the deal with trying to defend that cop’s actions by pointing out that student walk out? The interviews with the kids clearly show what’s going on, they weren’t defending his actions, they were saying he’s a “good guy” and that that incident wasn’t representative of the kind of guy he was. Funny how those of you who are defending that cop are the first ones to blast the family or friends of someone killed while doing something illegal or charged with a crime when they similarly say “he was/is a good person and deserves/deserved to be treated better”.
http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/JPP1.jpg
The hand that haunts the beast
That is actually worse than I thought it would be… He is missing more than half his fingers…
Violence is never the answer against a child. Officer slam is a fired pos
That’s fine, but this isn’t your garden variety type of violence… To demonize the cop and say nothing about that student is just as wrong…
Shes an orphan so we cant blame her upbringing. Imagine sgt slam at dinner…how was ur day honey? Oh ok I flipped a 15yr old girl out her desk threw her to the front of tje class the full nelsoned her into submission. . How was yours dear? POS
Fiversons No Spin Zone
No big deal. He can sack with his left hand…
http://imgur.com/U6XKPyq
Mayhem Night in Philadelphia…
Fun times, hoe train is chugging along strong
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond…
cloisterwerder Nice to see the haters are still more obsessed with America’s Team than they are with rooting for whatever insignificant bitches they are allegedly fans of.
DallasCowboysSux So do the Eagles but nobody really gives enough of a shit about them to point it out all the time.
DallasCowboysSux I’m almost done with my empty Eagles trophy case costume.
Don’t forget to tur.n your clocks back tonight.
Which is a weird thing to say nowadays since most people have connected devices that do it, unless you’re like me and have a ton of mechanical clocks on the walls
Good game tonight, I feel bad for Temple but they can be proud that they made it close.
Fuck you Garcon you make enough money off you being has been:
Good morning fans of the first place NY Giants FootBall Dynasty
Returns are scored for the defense. It’s being reported that the Giants are giving Darkwa the chance to win the job this week, whatever that means. I’m assuming it means he will get the bulk of the carries.
It’s one of those choices where I feel like whichever one I choose will be wrong. I think I’ll give Darkwa a chance though, NO isn’t very strong against the run.
Neverbanotherme As much as I’d like them to win…….. There chance of winning is minuscule
Remember when Cowboys fans were trying to tell us this guy was going going to get 1200,1400 some said 1600 yards? It’s looking like he’s done for the year if not forever. LOLhttps://twitter.com/Rotoworld_FB https://twitter.com/Rotoworld_FB/status/660815814371733504
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I disagree. Seattle is not the Seattle of 2 years ago, especially on offense. Their line is shaky at best, nd they are matched against the biggest strength the Cowboys have (maybe even better than the OLine at this point).
The receivers are average and Lynch isn’t scary for the Cowboys, and Seattle has already shown that they have a hard time scoring this year.
Say what you will about Dez, him coming back is going to boat the team emotionally, and knowing they get Romo back in two weeks will do the same.
Cowboy CAN win this game.
Good move. He’s been not much this year. Can’t see much of a return for him though.
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Now tell me about your projections, before the season started for:
The eagles OLine;
The eagles WRs, (especially Matthews nd Agholor but throw huff in s well)
Bradford,
Murray, and
Maxwell.
But you’re not even projecting, you’re claiming Curry hasn’t looked good without even watching him play. Or just ignoring it and looking only at his stat page.
I’ve watched most eagle games. I’ve seen guys on the defense playing well, including their safeties (really good play) Cox (consistently good) their other inside tackle (maybe better at times than wven Cox) and Thornton, who I really like. Barwon has moments, but Curry…not so much.
This isn’t a Philly hate thing, it’s was an honest opinion about a guy I haven’t seen show much.
He’s played well in a pretty limited roll, which has been the case for a few years now. A lot of teams would be interested in his skill set, as he has a very quick first step. You’d know that if you really watched him play. He has a sack and 5 QB hurries while playing less than a third of the Eagles defensive snaps.
lddsfuws Well these teams are typically in rebuild mode because their roster is so deficient that they require quantity pieces. Putting players like that on the block is not an indictment of their personal value, but rather because they are simply one of the few pieces on the team that can net them assets in return.
Given the precarious nature of betting it all on the draft, I’d still prefer to keep those established guys instead, but that will never stop guys from panicking. It’s all monopoly money to us fans in the end, but it is their jobs on the line.
penguinfarmer It also has to do with wanting to build a young team and save salary. All 3 players the Browns put up are on contracts that will make them 8 to 10 mil per season for the duration of their deals. They are also 29 or 30 years.
No way Jim Caldwell survives this. Got to be his last game as HC
The 2014 HC hires were such a disaster. Caldwell, Whisenhunt, Lovie. I won’t put Jay on the list out of pride but I wouldn’t blame you if you did
Galette is apparently ahead of schedule (not that it matters) and it sounds like he’ll be back in DC next year. At lease we won’t have to worry about pass rushers in this years FA and draft.
http://www.redskins.com/news-and-events/article-1/Junior-Galette-Is-Ready-For-2016-And-His-Shot-At-Redemption/b41d05b1-0d38-449d-8012-e5ad6c9a5bb1
I wonder if he’s shown them enough to earn anything more than a 1 year vet min deal again.
splooz Apparently he was dominating in camp. I could see them giving him like 1 year 5 mil. He’s still in prove-it mode
1 year $5m seems like a lot especially if he’s still facing suspension.
splooz I don’t think he’s still facing suspension. It would have been announced by when he got hurt
In August, BR has a report that the Skins were hoping it would be only 2 games. Right before he got hurt too. Missing this year should cover his penance with anyone reasonable but we know Goodell is anything but.
All the NO articles about him from January till he was cut mention a 6 gamer. Would be nice to sort that out at some point and have it official one way or the other.
splooz The charges were dropped. And unlike Hardy, they were dropped before he was found guilty of anything.
Right and the video may or may not have been him. Reason tells us there should be no punishment but Goodell is never reasonable and especially not with Mara whispering in his ear trying to buttfuck the Skins at all turns.
splooz If there was gonna be a punishment, it would have been announced by now Splooz
Hope you’re right. No confidence though and they also usually announce when there will be no punishment and they’ve yet to do that. They even announced Crowder was clear.
Such a shame the Bears had to screw up the Lions shot at 0-16 twice in a decade
What are you whining about? Dez is a piece of shit. What’s the problem?
Galette is out for the year. Can’t come back “too soon”. He’s just reportedly ahead of schedule in his recovery and the Skins want him back next year..
Dez is a huge piece of shit. No one disputes that.
I think Dallas ending up with the #1 pick in a year many predicted they’d be a SB contender when they have a QB signed for the next 15 years would be priceless. Especially given the #1 overall talent is consider…OL!
Holy shit. STafford just stepped up past the line of scrimmage and overthrew wide open Calvin Johnson. He’s broken
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ penguinfarmer Is the Saints’ second or third string TE playing? Pick him up, start that guy and you’re welcome.
I don’t think there’s that much excitement for the top QBs this year. Tunsil from Ol Miss is the #1 prospect…a tackle.
This Lions offense is so fucking bad. Say ant you want about Jay, but the Lions offense make him and McVay look like Lombardi and Gibbs
Name the team that has owned the NFC East divisions basement most often.
The fans of that team really ought not speak about their betters which, in this case, means any other team in the East. (And probably since that team h been in its divisions basement more often than ny other team, they probably ought not speak of any other team.)
He’s huge and can play either DT or DE. Dallas needs to draft a skill guy. DE, WR, or RB.
splooz Not really crazy about this draft looking at it from this early on to be honest. Robert Nkemdiche is finally playing well, but it took him so long to develop.
I wonder how much it would take to snatch Stafford from Detroit….
Just visiting thanks. For the skins fans, you may consider us guests of honor. And we won’t change the furniture you guys have h here (and really it’s starting to mold, so, try and clean that up when you get back, alright?)
More or less. All of our teams do though except Eagles at RB, NY at WR, and Skins at OLB.
Your mother.
And enjoy your home; it’s got your stink all over it; smells like racism and sorrow.
cloisterwerder He’s in a horrible offense. I’d be interest to see what he could do in Jay’s.
lddsfuws I have their D. I hope Calvin racks up garbage yards against prevent D without the Lions scoring.
Yeah, it would either be RB3 or WR4, but injuries to Charles and Foster have depleted my RBs
Yeah. He’s not movable. Neither is Romo. Cutler only is cause the money is no longer guaranteed.
I don’t think we can afford the cap hit to deal Trent…or Kerrigan. Yet.
It’s only one of the 2 flex spots. I’d have to choose to start 3 RBs or 4 WRs
I think I’ll heed the advice of our resident fantasy guru and go with Ginn. I’ll wait and see on Darkwa.
Cloister, I’ll bet you Murray doesn’t get a single rushing yard today
The best part about the Cowboys winning today will be Justin looks like a fool once again
Wrong….you said 2-7 which won’t happen and you once again look like the FAG you are
cloisterwerder 0 rushing yards for DeMarco Murray today? Deal
If Justin predicted 5 straight losses that’s almost as impressive as Choy being wrong about 5 straight games.
cloisterwerder Yea don’t think I couldn’t see your bitch ass trying to use Latavius Murray from a mile away
cloisterwerder Im starting Darkwa today
I’m not proud thanks for nothing Carlos Hyde
You are prob fucked every week…considering your vast knowledge of fantasy football
I’m going Ginn over him simply because even though the Giants said they would give him a chance to win more carries, I still think they’ll go RBBC and Vereen will always be their main pass catching RB
Hoping the Mets can make a comeback here. Would love to see this go 6 or 7.
cloisterwerder standard league with yeldon on a bye week. Got Peterson going. Darkwa next man up
Cj Anderson was my other RB before I dropped him
And it’s yeah, not yea InJay. Why do people always say yea, is there some vote I’m unaware of?
Choy, u are going to be wearing a nice George Bush avatar this week…
Cowboys suck…
Your opponent has Julio as a flex player? LOL all you need to know about that league.
I won’t be here this week regardless but do a good job on it if the unthinkable happens
More pathetic:
Washington racists football franchise or;
Washington generals, Hrlem globetrotters whipping post?
10-6 the unthinkable is Dallas winning big
Dallas winning is highly unlikely but not unthinkable
Neverbanotherme Or the fact that both have a better record than the Cowboys
If the Cowboys, at their current rate of “success” were instead a batter in “MLB”, they’d be on their way to that sports “HOF”
And people watch that game?
LOL.
When the Cowboys go on to back to back div titles…this will be the game that started it.
It’s more likely that shitrant’s mom becomes a born-again virgin than the cowboys winning today
True story
If Dez makes his return but Cassel is the one throwing to him, did Dez really make his return?
Nice that they get to drink beers out of a bottle in London at games. Thanks a lot…Philly.
Choy after the game: “Why do I love a game so much…..that just rips my heart out?” #PoeticChoy
splooz tried that
Only guy I’ve lost a bet to & doesn’t want to collect
Wait till he starts crying about how unfair the injuries are to a bunch of Skins and Giants fans who are watching their teams lead the NFL in games missed.
I don’t think anyone ever claimed he wasn’t a good receiver. Romo is still much more important to the success of that team
Romo and Dez are better and more important than any of your teams injured players
10-6 he’s got a point
Only cuz the cowboys are so dependent on them
Curry on the trade block is no good. If they can get him for fourth I would think about.
Funny watching fans of teams protected to, at best, win between 4-7 games this season, SUGGEST that somehow losing the scrubs, who were deepened on to led them to thee outrageous win totals, is in ny why comparable to losing elite players, like de, from tem projected to win many more games.
Look, your teams were supposed to be terrible BECAUSE, in large part, the players you have are bd. the fact that some of them are hurt, men’s that a comparable bad player will slip in to replace that bad player.
There isn’t any racing stars like De, and Rono, and Scandrick, so it’s expected that there will be a substantial drop off.
Eagles fourth-year defensive end Vinny Curry‘s surfaced in trade discussions, Schefter reports (as relayed by Andrew Kulp of CSNPhilly.com). A 6-foot-3, 279-pound tweener in a 3-4 scheme, Curry could have value as a 4-3 end. He’s in the final year of his rookie deal and likely to depart the Eagles after the season, Kulp writes. The CSNPhilly reporter notes the best the Eagles could get for Curry, who has never started a game but recorded nine sacks off the bench last season, is a mid-round pick.
I’d rather wait till he signs with another team and get the compensatory pick. He can help the team this year to win the division
Not sure, but how the hell can anybody play a football game, let alone QB in the NFL with broken ribs?
Skins and NY were able to build deeper rosters to survive their injuries by not paying all the monies to 2 players…one in his mid 30s with a history of injuries. ShitRant seethes and watches Dallas lose…again.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975–76_NFL_playoffs
Tarkenton then vehemently argued with the referees, inspiring fans to throw objects onto the field, one of which was a liquor bottle that struck official Armen Terzian in the head, creating a large forehead gash and rendering him unconscious. Terzian had to wear a bandage, later requiring 11 stitches, as he walked off the field and replaced by substitute official Charley Musser for the final two plays. The NFL later banned glass bottles from being sold at stadiums.
Hey Splooz….
STFU
Minus the draft status, stats, superlatives, playoff success, and SB win.
Skins are destine to finish in the basement in the East, as usual, and there is no team in the entire league, as talented a the cowboys, when they are healthy. Which is why, when romo returns, it is reasonable to expect they will win every game.
Let’s hope they win the next three while he’s out.
Go Cowboys.
live by the troll die by the troll.
Actually, you can blame Dallas for this too.
So the basement where the cows currently are?
Talent usually implies depth. The past 4 weeks disagree with your post.
Yes, yes it does. Talented teams are able to survive the loss of players, the cows clearly fail in that regard.
In fairness…I only watched it once on my phone. But it looked clean!
https://twitter.com/WillBrinson https://twitter.com/WillBrinson/status/660881822201585664
ACC basically just released a “Top 10 Ways Duke-Miami Officials Screwed Up”
Splooz, his knee was down by a mile in the replay. It was painfully obvious. And Miami had a guy run onto the field off the bench while the play was still going. Without his helmet even
Well one of them is lame (the not conferring with the replay official to pick up the flag) and who cares about the last one?
Stop what? You seem very upset by this play. I don’t care if there were a few penalties…It was awesome.
splooz The refs blew the game. Everyone but you can see it
So? The play was still awesome and amazing. I don’t have any vested interest in the outcome and enjoyed it.
5 minutes ago
He just likes to disagree
Hey injay….
No, no it doesn’t. The two are mutually exclusive; a player can be talented, nd a tem can have no depth.
But you are talking about the team, a talented team has depth
I have no problem with the play. Not sure I’m the one being disagreeable.
A talented team might have depth, but it doesn’t have to.
That sounds good and maybe I’ll get some for after my workout for dinner. Good call skinny!
“The most talented team in the league…”
Should have depth.
I watched it once on my phone and was amazed. The potential blocks in the back that I saw all looked like shoulder hits to me. Didn’t watch any replays to validate anything though. Just looked like a fun and good play to me.
Lies. People that travel more than once every couple of months never work out.
Never tried that. Don’t drink soda though and am not a peach faggot. I’ll leave that to you and your grandpa toods.
Yes, they are the most talented team, WHEN HEALTHY, and should could would, doesn’t change that a talented tem might not have ny depth.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!!! New Jersey Sucks!
So they aren’t the most talented team in the league, glad you’be finally see the light.
I don’t fly out to Orlando till tomorrow. I’ll still do a workout. Not that hard to hit the elliptical for 20-30 minutes and do a pushup or 2.
You missed, or couldn’t understand, what I wrote. But I don’t expect you’ll ever get it.
No I get it, you are a troll and a homer.
splooz Clowney has gotten hurt more time in this one game than III in his entire career
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Two bad teams
Two bad defenses
Why am I watching this game?
Saints and Giants blow
We gots us a wild west gunslinger shootout today…bet the over 65 and get the popcorn
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ work out
Play freecell
Nap
Get laid
Jerk off
Call shitrant’s mom
Eat
But but…. They are the most talented team in the league….
-Shitrant
I think the Browns could beat the cows right now.
Truth be told, the whip na na isn’t all that fun to do… I tried it, didn’t really care for it…
Oh come on, that’s funny… Somebody like that post…
I have got pity fucks as well… They are all the same…
At an ALL TIME record of 560-594 have we seen enough to know that the Eagles will NEVER get above .500?
Fiversons No Spin Zone shitrant’s mom doesn’t pity fuck
She does it cuz she’s a whore
ELI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The most talented team in the NFL has gone 0-4….
#shitrantlogic
So, on the plus side, at 3-4, the Eagles are actually better this year, than they are all time.
O, there’s that.
U think this is the week…that Tom takes the big one like Redd Foxx on the sideline?
LMAO.
First, that doesn’t make any sense.
Second, even if it did, it’s incorrect.
So, as bad as the Eagles have been previously, they are even worse, percentage wise, this year?
Thanks for that!
Yup, but at least they are ahead of “the most talented team in the NFL”
I thought that defenders could hit QBs while running if they slide late like McCown did. Was that not a late slide?
The cows are the best team in the NFL when I add qualifiers…
-shitrant
Even when I add qualifiers, the Eagles are nothing but one of the worst tems all time.
—I thought Kelly was. Girls name?
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Redskin fans must be loyal just to watch the snyder train wreck
Truly the only RB I wanted the Cowboys to take; Guirley.
What a stud.
Remider for Choy and Beenthere that Dallas took Chaz Green over Matt Jones
Cart out for khiry Robinson
Not good at all
Season ending feel
I thought I liked jones. But, he’s looked pretty ordinary the last couple weeks.
Neverbanotherme The OLine has been bad. And he’s been eons better than Morris
What a catch by The Jeffrey. Held it all the way through. Dez, take notes from a true pro from a great and classy university.
OLine is important. But still, for me, surprisingly disappointing after some initial surprise.
A? Is STFU the new LGBT where we’re adding “A” to signify extra thingies?
Haven’t. Got him off waivers on fantasy, and have seen his stas. After one good week, he just disappeared.
Even when you add qualifiers the cows are nothing but one of the worst teams in the league currently.
Might have been asexual. No reported kids and this was way before condoms or abortions.
“This is why I didn’t think the Titanic would stay afloat.” -Justin
The same reason you didn’t pick against the Jets last week or Miami this week. They both lost?
I’m so glad I got Brees for my money league off waivers….. After I started tannehill
Stupid ass waiver period
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Yet the Cowboys lost to them last week.
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Yet the Cowboys lost to them a few weeks ago.
The best part is we won’t see Choy or Shitrant for most of this week.
Nah, you’ll go in hiding once the Seahawks win.
Beamer retiring at VT. Wonder if head coach in waiting Bud Foster gets the gig or they may give it to his son…Shane.
#InJayWeTrust Almost as much fun as watching N.E. destroy the Skins.
What a shitty week when your team has to play the Pats though. Like trying to get pumped up for an execution
Getting pumped up for an excecution happens all the time in Tx
No need to try to get pumped. We’re going to get crushed. Just root for us to lose by less than 24.
https://twitter.com/TBBuccaneers https://twitter.com/TBBuccaneers/status/660906154382499841https://twitter.com/TBBuccaneers/status/660906154382499841
Red zone turnover.
This time is Henry Melton.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bucs?src=hash fans, give it up for this defense so far!
Wow bell has already left the stadium to get his knee looked at.
Lets just hope the saints defense is slightly better than the BNA’s this game…
I like what Famous Jameis is doing. He looks like Scam with a real offense around him.
Better than the shitty offense the league has been seeing the first 7 weeks
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ #InJayWeTrust Like not having to face Kurt Cousins again
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
We have to play Mad Tom in the NE Hellmouth next week. I’m sure we’ll make NY’s effort today look spectacular.
Is this Eli’s best day in his career statistically?
Bad snap knocked em out of FG range. Just flopped for a flag to get back in.
Tucker about to bail them out. Shocked Harbaugh isn’t fucking this decision up somehow.
Hats off to eli…I guess
This is goin to the last possesion
Giants D lookin stouter than the aints…I guess
splooz I feel like you didn’t hype this up nearly enough.
splooz It’s only because everyone doesn’t understand its significance.
I think I like the clock stopping on 1st downs in NCAA better. Think it lends to exciting finishes.
Dr Rypper MD shows how good their defense is, though
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
The redskins are gonna win this fuckin disgrace. ..whoda thunkit
Kellys_Chipadelphia He’s on my bench in my money league, but I’m still up be 40 points.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahaha
Atlanta couldn’t quite complete the comeback. They don’t have Kurt Cousins
#InJayWeTrust No one has Kirk… only the racists are blessed.
It’s funny that Kirk cousins is only worth 2nd rd pick on the Kirk Cousins trade scale.
Kirk is the best QB in da bEast curretly playing…. until Sanchez starts playing.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Dallas doesn’t need a rb…. It’s all about OL
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/660936435684540416https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/660936435684540416
49ers fear a torn ACL for Reggie Bush, source says. This after he slipped on the concrete there in St. Louis. That has to be addressed.
Knock on wood, but it seems after today that Philly & D.C. are the winners today in the bEast.
Thanks NJ!
Thanks Dallas!
Well I guess Dallas fans can’t complain anymore about the nfl’s catch rule
Fiversons No Spin Zone You’re right! It should’ve been a Pick 6, dammit!
Kellys_Chipadelphia Difference between “can’t” and “won’t” though
Dr Rypper MD at least we learned ODB is an overrated piece of garbage….
Dr Rypper MD I don’t think so. Rain chances are still there I believe.
87fiveoh254 The important thing is that it makes sense…
This defense is just so good man. If they stay healthy, they are going to be great.
Dez is such a difference maker. 3 points for the Cowboys! They would of had 0 without him
YOU SEE THAT!!!! FAIR CATCH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
You see Andre Holmes?
I tried to tell eagle fn they ought to pick him up.
Nd the Cowboys should have kept him.
Neverbanotherme There was a log jam when Dallas had him. Had no choice but to cut him.
Denver D is by far the best on the league. Even though Manning is playing terrible I wouldn’t call it an upset
cloisterwerder Hahahahahaha you think the Eagles still have a shot
Eagles WR Sux 148 Yeah I hesitated to use the word, but they have been barely getting by.
How the fuk you call a holding on a fair catch?
That’s just stupid rule man.
Good thing the Giants suck for the rest of teams in the east or they would be running away with this lame ass division that will go 0-3 this weekend
Badboy Bob Teidden did you not read the first four words were i said they suck moron
Eagles WR Sux 148 he can only poke fun or troll football IQ is out of his league
Teidden Are you saying the same will happen to ODB?
What the hell was that Lynch? lol he just hugged Byron’s ankle.
Badboy Bob repost what i said the first five fucking words moron where i stated the giants suck
Badboy Bob Teidden i clearly stated the giants suck is why this division is close. if the giants did not it be a runaway
The rest of the teams in this shitty division are also lucky the Eagles suck or the would be 7-0
Dallas Sucks! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I’m enjoying this bye week very much so far and the Eagles can’t even ruin it!
Dallas will be 0-5 in their last 5 games after tonight… Discuss…
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Badboy Bob and you think that next year’s draft is the place to get the QB of the future?
DallasCowboysSux BBBBWWWWAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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87fiveoh254 made your dick hard, did it?
I post this so Eagles fans can see that, on spite of one Cowboy RB playing in 5 games (with 2 carries until he was injured in the 6th) and the other cowboy RB barely playing at all in 6 games, BOTH Cowboy RBs have gained more rushing yards than both eagle RBs, who have both played in 7 games.
“Olines matter”
BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAHA They suck so bad that Shitrant feels the need to talk about the Eagles during a Dallas game.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
penguinfarmer Hopefully you didn’t break your photoshop software.
Neverbanotherme All of my stuff. My neighbors might be upset though.
Just like your Raptors NBA Championships or any Toronto team at any of the top 4 sports in the past 20 years.
Philadelphia has more rushing yards than Dallas so far and it will be close to even after this game (which will make it 7 for both teams). Da fuq are you talking about shitrant?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Seriously? Eagles fans holding on to being COMPARABLE with the Cowboys rushing attack? After all that talk about how bd the Cowboy running game was going to be without Murray?
That’s too funny.
Eagles OL was absolutely horrendous the first 3 games or so, we’ve admitted that. You were just fluffing up your OL so I thought I’d give you the facts.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Neverbanotherme Serioulsy? Cowboys fans holding on to being COMPARABLE with the Eagles rushing attack? After all that talk about how good the Cowboy running game was going to be with the O-line.
Thats too funny.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
The facts are, with “horrible, terrible, high school quality” running backs, that OLine of the Cowboys has made the cowboys running game better than the Eagles with their GREAT running backs.
Badboy Bob Brought me up to be a man not a queer like you.
Not sure what point you’re really trying to make. It’s not better, it’s about the same.
Still trying to include yourself in a group to make you feel like you’re not alone in life?
Dez Bryant has really made a difference in the game. 2 targets. 0 catches. LOL
It’s Shitrant, his stats will be wrong, and there will be no point.
Still acting like a lying asshole because nobody here likes you? Tell me more about when you flew to Vegas to put that big bet in on the Pats winning under 10.5 games.
I don’t wish him an injury but just a lot of pain.
– Choy
He’s one of the few players you can actually root that he’s hurt. That being said, I hope he’s hurt.
Badboy Bob You are the one who told us about the all male orgies you went to with your dad and uncle.
Dez is acting like his usual bitch self crying on the sideline.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Bennett is mouthing off more than Dez and trying to start a fight.
Doesn’t make it right. We all know Bennett is an asshole as well.
87fiveoh254 Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass
Let them fight until the clock starts!
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Probably just a nasty concussion. Looks like he was asleep for a few minutes.
Bad, but he’s able to move his hands and feet.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Looked to me like he got him with his shoulder pad under the chin somehow knocking his neck back.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Didn’t look like anything out of the normal to me. He lowered his head into Heath’s shoulder.
He proves on a daily basis what a piece of shit he truly is.
Holy shit, I missed the Giants game. How fucking bad is their defense to give up 52 points to the same Saints team the Eagles only gave up 17 and 7 were on a last second garbage time TD?
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Still…. Brees is a fuckin beast
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass i would not want to be a defensive player on either team
Cassell is the Cowboys leading rusher. McFadden is their leading receiver.
Cowboys Sux!
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass
Their defense isn’t good and Brees in NO is way different than Brees outside.
A Nightmare On Cunt Street Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass so Eli at 6 td no INT wasn’t?
cloisterwerder you liek that sort of thing i seen that one night on here you and bad bob going back and forth
Cassel has 8 completions for 61 yards. Check. Check down. 1, 2. 1,2.
cloisterwerder Eli likes em in his face, Romo likes em in his ass.
Teidden I’m just saying… Brees has a hurt shoulder and has still managed to throw a minimum of 250 yards each game. The dude has missed a game and will probably be 2nd in passing yards after this week, behind Brady.
rep138 Teidden well we all know if randle gets touched he drops the ball
Can you imagine what ODB could do if he was on a good team? SIC
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Teidden rep138
How can he not extended his arms for that catch? I mean another two inches and he probably halls that in. He had a step and that pass was perfect. Can’t bitch too much about the offense today though.
Eagles WR Sux 148 because we love to get a rise out of that asshole
rep138 Teidden That’s who he is. Even on the holding call on the endzone, he still shied away on what should have been a strong attempt to the ball.
Teidden penguinfarmer rep138 I’m not sure it’s contact. He can take a hit when the ball is in his hands. But he just becomes so small when the ball is in the air.
The Cowboys passing game is looking much better with Dez. 61 yards in that half.
Personal Opinion: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Teidden Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass I hate to see players get injured. Worst part of the game.
i got a headache i am going to lay down before work ttyl. We all suck especially the giants defense. Sorry ass defense
Get it right bob, we need OL, you need RBs.
Luckily for you, the cows have him for another 3 years
Cowboys OLine just dominating the second best DLine in nFL.
DallasCowboysSux Matt Mosley 4.1 I’m ok with the players the Giants have on that defense.
I don’t understand. Why didn’t Cassel throw a TD instead?
It probably lead you to having to watch Weeden and Cassel more.
Dr Rypper MD Depends on what you mean by “active”
Why can’t the Cowboys offense block the pass rush? They were bad last season and worse this season. They look to be doing better blocking or the run but still horrible at pass blocking.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass You really can’t do anything about a DL putting his hands in the air.
87fiveoh254 You could chop his arms off
Anyone know how many sacks the second best DLine in football has against the cowboys today?
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass When Romo’s healthy, we don’t need pass protection
Heck, does anyone know how many hurries or pressures the second best DLine in football ha gain at the cowboys today?
Alright, Dallas… time to open another can of Whamp-Ass…
He’s trying to be nice without just saying the Eagles have the best D-line in game.
TAKE THAT SHIT, HATERS!!!!! DEZ CAUGHT A PASS!!!!
lddsfuws Neverbanotherme hahaha how long have you been holding on to that one?
87fiveoh254 Fuckin Moral Victory, man! I don’t even care if we actually win now!
Read an article about how all of john grudens assistants have been shitpiles as HCs
I’d love to stay and chat all night but heading to the bar for a couple cold ones. I will be back later. Enjoy!!!!
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass You might be back later
Eagles WR Sux 148 but… but… but… Dez caught 2 passes…
87fiveoh254 LT would’ve taken it to the house…
When I leave for work at 630 I’ll be driving against the cowboys DWIs wish me luck
I been one of those. And youre prob drunker than them anyways
So in Dallas u drive drunk commit manslaughter beat women assault coaches do drugs then get cheered as hero role model leaders?
Of course Greg Hardy makes the game altering play. Life is so fair.
Giants-Saints: bad defenses
Seahawks-Cowboys: bad offenses
All four teams: suck
Neverbanotherme Lol. None of them ever beat a woman. You’re bitter.
Said it before, Ill say it again. I hope Greg Hardy gets CTE
Djax is innocent Albert never joined shannys skins Sean was a hero Dex was failed by our education system. ..next
Said it before, I’ll say it again, the skins OWN the basement in this division.
#InJayWeTrust Nah! It was activated right before Hardy got the pick
Dr Rypper MD I think it’s more about Unger and Carpenter.
Dr Rypper MD That was never RW’s game. He take a few deep shots, investing in Graham was supposed to help that, but it’s kind of like Alex Smith. You can’t give the guy 20 mil in weapons and just expect him to change his throwing patterns.
Tim MacMahon @espn_macmahon 2m2 minutes ago
Tony Romo is over there on the sideline trying to convince Brandon Weeden to swap outfits with him real quick.
Matt Miller
I’ve seen high school offenses that are more complex than Darrell Bevell’s though.
Eagles WR Sux 148 He’s conserving time for a Cassel pick 6
Hey cows can u fire up the boiler down there the better tenants need the heat on temps are dropping on the east coast
I’m glad I’m off work this week. More time to drink my sorrows away even if Dallas wins. Romo needs to come back quick.
87fiveoh254 What sorrows? Dez caught 2 balls!
lddsfuws Damn right! It’s wrong. We could’ve used him the last few weeks!
The real losers today: NFL fans watching football on FOX
Game of the Week my black ass!
And we get to follow this game with noodle-arm Peyton Manning!
Oh joy!
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! It’s pretty bad when 2 teams that made the playoffs have a worse game than the Raiders and Jets.
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! True but Rodjahs is football porn
These motherfuckers should be suspended for the season. Horrible calls this game.
cloisterwerder Not much really. Overturned still Dallas ball
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Seahawks want that pick 6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jason Garrett finally stopped clapping. That’s all he does all game
@ Choy
Enjoy your bush avatar… U fucking idiot homer…
Welp. Time to drink heavily the rest of the night. I do not consent to any posts after this.
I HOPE BEASTER IS HERE BRIGHT AND EARLY TOMORROW AND LETS CHOY HAVE IT BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We won’t see Choy. Probably won’t see Shitrant either.
if he could die from that it would have happened already
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BUTTFUCKED!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHA! !
DALLAS SUX!!!!
kind of mad i didnt pick up deanglo and hold him yesterday for a lotto. Nothing will happen this week i say. I need the space
NY lost, Skins and Iggles 1/2 game back. Dallas falls further in the basement.
Great days bros.
Dallas, as always, sux.
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHA! !!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHA! !!!!!!! !
Cowboys defense just couldn’t come up with a stop. Couldn’t watch the game but it sounded like Dez didn’t contribute significantly…maybe decoy duty.
4 fields goals but couldn’t get into the end zone.
If they don’t beat the Eagles they are done, I give 1:3 shot.
They will also struggle with Tampa based on how Tampa played today.
Obie Juan and Only Dez didn’t really get targeted much, but when he did Sherman was great in coverage.
We are trolling the cows. Stay on point.
Cassel vs the Eagles is going to be so much fun next week
geno suxs cassel suxs and alex smith is a min cam newton now
Dez Bryant @DezBryant 50s50 seconds ago
Say this is some bullshit… I got on one knee and prayed for lockette I would never in my fucking life do some shit like that
Dez Bryant @DezBryant 50s50 seconds ago
Say this is some bullshit… I got on one knee and prayed for my mom I would never in my fucking life do some shit like that
Sherman is hard to beat at 100%. I think they wanted to get Williams open or witten and just keep Sherman occupied.
They needed to get in the end zone once.
No ints by Cassel.
Dez Bryant @DezBryant 50s50 seconds ago
Say this is some bullshit… I got on one knee and prayed they wouldn’t find the tape.
I mean, it’s not like dez is a choir boy. Also I could see saying something like that when the hit first happened before he knew anyone got hurt.
oh god let that be over and the fucking blue shirts everywhere
He was probably talking about the game on Saturday.
http://i.imgur.com/2yUcy0G.png
India bound bitches…..
We will see how much I can get on this week.
If the Eagles can’t beat the Cowboys they need to start over this offseason…..again.
those over seas flight arent bad with those movies. i love those things
Giants punter grabs Elis best game away Cows choke an easy one away and Glen lives in an hour…
These are greats days bros…
I only want to sleep 4 hours. Then awake 11 so I am on their time when I land.
No porn but I have been next to people watching it on iPads before…
r movies at least. watched we are the millers and Horrible bosses 2
Plenty of movies bit if you fly as much as I do you have seen them all.
Ugh…I’ll Dallas this one. Bad Vad got hurt or you woulda got smushed!
FUCK DALLAS BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Would have thought that Lee+ McClain would yield more turnovers.
Nutiing better than a Cowboys Loss to bring the SKA bEast community together. Great days Bros!
FUCK YOU CHOY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I’m on my phone so it’s kind of hard to type. I’d make a new name like Justin did saying be asters phone but I’m not gay
Hey shitrant how’s the basement this time of year BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Will be sleeping soon. Flying first so I get the full bed deal.
1.5 out of first. Boy do you guys suck. Cling to anything.
splooz
I like this one better because the points against is in smaller font.
You’re team is 2-5, losers of 5 straight and in last place in a bad division, and you point out how many games back.
Yeah. We’re the ones clinging.
After next week the Skins may overtake NY for points against. Brady is going to spray feces all over us.
splooz
I just found out yesterday that Steven Matz went to my high school. Wow.
1 horrible taunt of a man with his career flashing before his eyes.
Dez is why the cows will beat the Seahawks
-Choy
Trade them Bob. I’ll allow it.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/11/01/jets-already-are-calling-about-quarterbacks/
I like Rodgers listing his community college. Nice move by a class guy. Dez hates him.
A womans worst nightmare. ..Hardy beating her while Dez taunts her…
Weech Weech. I’m picking your avatar for the week. We didn’t make a bet, but you fucking deserve it.
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/660989493571289088https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/660989493571289088
The Giants are on pace to allow 6852 yards this season. That would be 2nd worst in NFL history.
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If they didn’t play the Cowboys twice I’m sure it’d be a lot worse
https://twitter.com/lawlornfl
Dallas finished the game with 91 yards passing. And Seattle needed a late FG to beat them 13-12. Not a good day for either team.
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I lie how bad the Cowboys are too
Is it still ok to beat women taunt unconscious players commit manslaughter and be 2-5?
#LosingWithNoDignity
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
lol Tire I saw that yesterday and one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski
Jerry, is your team 2-5?
https://vine.co/v/e3pemuZmbBQ
#InJayWeTrust 87fiveoh254 https://twitter.com/FillWerrell/status/660981893366743040
Last week I had Bell and Foster, and 2nd or better in most of my leagues. This week I get crushed in almost every league and might not have Bell for a few weeks. At least real football was good this weekend.
I lost Bell and Forte today. Not sure how long either is out.
You beat the right 2 NFCE teams. Got destroyed by the eventual division winner.
https://twitter.com/chucksapienza https://twitter.com/chucksapienza/status/660998638240473088https://twitter.com/chucksapienza/status/660998638240473088
Dez Bryant screamed at reporters, “Stay the (expletive) away. This is our (bleep) locker room. You (bleep) dirty (bleep).” From https://twitter.com/USATODAY
both seem MCL. Sucks. John Brown also being active dicked me over
When You Score 49 Points And Lose Shouldn’t You Fire Your Defensive Coordinator?
I mean NY’s D stinks but who gives up 49 to Eli Manning and his hobbled WRs? Rob Ryan should be looking for work too.
Didn’t he have the worst D in the league last year and one of the worst so far this year?
You know how I posted the giants are on pace to be the second worst D ever? Saints were the worst ever 2 years ago
Eagles WR Sux 148
I think Spags was their DC then. Lol. He’s good if you give him a pass rush…..
Saints Have One 4 Out Of Their Last 5. Only Loss Was Fluke Game Againts Eagles
I said fuck you, not “get a job and move out of my basement, Biased”
SaintChicka09
That wasn’t a pick. It was ruled fumble. They picked Brees on another play.
Things no one here cares about
1) Womens rights
2) Black lives
3) The Saints
Stick to the Giants trolls, we don’t care about what the Saints are doing
Saints chicka,
1. Saints D sux
2. Saints in general sux
3. I’m sure you’re a whore like shitrant’s mom
4. I bet it’s been 6 years since you have seen your toes
52-49
4 Out Of Last 5
We Didn’t Trade A Better QB And 2nd Round Pick For Sam Bradford
SaintChicka09 yeah
And you lost to that fucker
Get lost you fat cunt
Saints Beat Themselves So I Wouldn’t Say We Lost To Eagles
I bet Saints chicka is one of the whore daughters from that Louisville scandal
Except she’s the one who had to drive them and collect the money
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Because no one would fuck her. amirite?
i am heading to some buffets in 3 weeks in vegas! i love those
They say they want you to stay over hear over on the west board. They really dislike you.
That’s fine. I’m leaving soon anyway. You’re an easy troll, I’m sure they won’t mind.
You’ve been better against other teams, cool. When they play against each other Eagles > Saints, by a pretty wide margin.
Well most live in NoVa and MD. DC’s pretty geographically tiny. Does that help you?
SaintChicka09 yes
That’s a question about cowboys fans….dumbass
SaintChicka09 Except that the Falcons struggled with them and the Falcsons are better than the Saints.
splooz I do
He’s confused
That’s an easy answer
Nigga should be smiling
He’s either nutting or shitting to make room for that chicken. We both know he’s got that on lock.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Hoping to God that Eddie Lacy can score another 26 points
A Nightmare On Cunt Street Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass he might eat 26 Twinkies first
It’s not over yet! All you need is like 60 points from Adam Vinatieri tomorrow.
JosephR2225 Are you going to make some sort of trade with your QBs?
I was talking about Keals league that Chika is in and has won 2 games all season
JosephR2225 Yes…. make it so Cantanzaro makes the extra point so I can have the win
splooz nuh uh
And the end of the day, we’ll eat fried chicken regardless of where it is from
We got preferences but we eating it no matter what
JosephR2225 Take a look at my roster. Tell me what you would have in mind.
@ Beaster
Choy needs a new avatar because he is a homer ass clown…. I was thinking a mission accomplished bush avatar, but if u have any better ideas, let me know…
I Suck At The SKA LEAGUE. I Would Have Won Tiday But BREES Scored 60 Against Me
There is a stark difference… Beaster isn’t a moron…
Give me until tomorrow I’m at s bar on my phone at the moment . I’m sure we can pick him a winner
honeybadger23 funny thing is that you probably could’ve kept Mettenberger and the Skins D/ST in the lineup and still kicked my ass
Unless you’re talking about weight, in which case it’s not clear.
JosephR2225 Obviously, I want another player to go along with it. And, obviously, I’d willing to give up another player to get that other player; 2 for 2.
honeybadger23 I’m seeing if Joey has some deal he’d like to make because both of his QBs have the same bye week, but what did you have in mind?
Dez is difference maker. Meaning Cassel throws more yards without Dez on the field
splooz The fucked up thing is that we almost won. And, if he had played that “effectively” last week against the Giants, we would’ve won that game too.
Eagles WR Sux 148 FUCK YOU!!!! DEZ CAUGHT 2 PASSES!!!!
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! What about yesterday?
https://twitter.com/SheilKapadia
Dez Bryant to DAL reporters: “Let me get something straight real quick. Hey man, nobody didn’t get locked down over there. Let’s get real.”
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We need tiedden to translate
Eagles WR Sux 148 Shitrant… I’ll get back to you…
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora
Steelers expect to put Le’Veon Bell on season ending IR Mon w/ knee injury, pending MRI confirmation. Isaiah Pead in line for roster spot
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FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tire,
I gotta seek some info on Shady and how healthy he is for the remainder of the season
I don’t feel comfortable having Riddick as my third RB
I was going make a “RIP in peace” joke, but let’s be real, no one wishes him peace.
STFU, outside of you, Cowboys fans were all in on Weeden, and then all in on Cassel (except Snake) despite every other person here pointing out Cassels track record. Now it’s some sort of shock that he isn’t good,
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! He’s already admitted to be drunk and high, now is the time to fuck with his head
Dez is such a whiny bitch. I understand why cow fans like him from an ability standpoint, but don’t know how they can like the way he acts. I remember feeling that way about TO, shady, abd Desean
I like the Bradford version of this better.
They don’t. They just try to talk themselves into it, but deep down they all know he’s a headcase.
The offense was in field goal mode…. Exactly according to JG’s plan….
CWerd, if they can talk themselves into Hardy, they can damn sure talk themselves into Dez
JosephR2225 How bout the leftover Halloween candy instead?
You can have the Mary Janes, the Smarties and the Necco wafers.
Hardy is different. I think a lot of fans really think Dez is a good leader
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Nah! Time for Eddie Lacy to rush for another 180 yards and another TD.
JosephR2225 What about the Double Bubble?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Shit! They can amputate him after the game. I just want the win!
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I kind of get it, though. Halloween candy is expensive due to markup. If I wasn’t concerned with the leftovers, I would just get cheap, shitty candy too.
That’s why I buy my candy the week after halloween and just give it out the following year.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Out of obligation, he would’ve opposed your point anyway.
You don’t ask a Pats fan to be by your side. He’ll just cheat and steal your play and it’ll leave you deflated.
JosephR2225 Really? You’re going to buy bags of candy and hold on to them for almost a year without eating it?
WTF http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14032977/dez-bryant-dallas-cowboys-strongly-denies-making-derogatory-remarks-injured-seattle-seahawks-player-ricardo-lockette
JosephR2225 That’s good. Now, I won’t have to demand that you recant and apologize.
We discussed and came to the conclusion the girl hardy threw on the bed of guns was Dez
Teidden He did, however, urinate on the player.
Teidden So Dez insulted a guy while his life was in question, then blew up at the media about his locker room, then blamed the media.
lddsfuws Thats my thought my wtf was about how the media tries and still exploit people’s feelings negatively and positively
I thought that Dez thing on lockett was a joke
Dez is no better than Hardy with that shit
87fiveoh254 What is there to convince? He made a bitch ass comment about Lockette while he was still laying on the ground, started a bench clearing fight and then blamed the media for him being fucking nuts
So it’s pretty clear that’s what he’s saying, but you’re skipping some logical steps to get from Dez pointing and shouting at Irvin to Dez mocking Lockette.
JosephR2225 Shouldn’t he been given a flag for being on the field without a helmet?
Sir Squatch 87fiveoh254 From what I saw Bennet was the one that was jack jawing during that period and was the one that cleared the benches. Hard to get a clear picture of what happened first.
Last in the NFCE East and last in your hearts…ladies and cunts…the Dallas Cowboys.
JosephR2225 All because Dez was on the field without a helmet. THIS IS WHY THE NFL HAS RULES!
Funny that the team that has finished in the basement more than any other East team is NOT the worst percentage wise ALL TIME.
So, they got that.
No, I don’t think that was why. I think players had come out to check on Lockette and then the teams started jawing at each other, but I don’t think it was flagworthy.
So because the cows are in the basement, you deflect by talking history. True cow fan move.
So by my count:
On the field without helmet: flag
Comments about Lockette: suspension
Comments to reporters after game: hanged from yardarm.
It would be wiser to take your lumps with your last place, shitty team. Unsurprisingly, you have opted instead to double down on the stupidity.
Ok, let’s talk now:
3-4
Happy?
Cause, as you said earlier; the Eagles have a history of being even worse.
Neverbanotherme Why are you saying his name that calling for your mom?
2-5 cows makes me much happier.
And I was just pointing out you suck at math, not even lupo could help you.
Shitrant trying to yell from the basement BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#InJayWeTrust toss the bitch some chum so he can eat and shut up
We suck now, so let’s talk about something that has no relevance with our current team.
– Manual on being a Cow Fan
“I thought it was a classless play, from everybody down,” Bennett said. “I thought their coach could have come to the aid of our player to see if he was OK. That’s what [Seahawks head coach] Pete Carroll would have done. I thought Jason Garrett could have done a better job of that.”
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Garrett doesn’t even know what’s going on half the time, and Bennett expects him to know when an opposing player is hurt.
It say something about you if you understood that I made the error intentionally.
But, that’s beyond you.
He was displaying great leadership by sending dick pics to Lindsay Czarniak.
Eagles WR Sux 148 All trolling aside, what exactly is Bennett expecting?
Like your constant English mistakes? All intentional. Same with your shit getting advice… Go Chiefs!
It’s funny to hear fans of the racists and the Eagles mock the cowboys. Seriously, it’s like retards laughing at the mart kid who got put on detention with them.
JosephR2225 JG only knows how to send bail bondsmen and lawyers, you know this!
Amazing that, even with missing so many weeks, Dez still ha more TD catches than any other receiver over last three years.
So fellow Cowboys fans, any of you FINALLY ready to admit that you were wrong and I was right and we never should have replaced Weeden with Cassel or will this latest loss also be rationalized as “Weeden would have lost too” or some other bullshit?
Lets not forget the Cowboys got 0 zero sacks against the Oline that has given up the most sacks this year.
Eagles WR Sux 148 Defense has hardly allowed any points in the last 2 games since they’ve been healthy. I can give a fuck less about sacks or turnovers right now, they’ve played well enough to win the last 2 games.
Eagles WR Sux 148
Maybe. But I think they just wasted time getting Cassel in and trying to get him immersed in the offense.
They could have traded for someone superior though. They went cheap and are paying the price.
Packers D looks lost. Like they legit expected Peyton to just hand them the game
splooz Who would you have traded for that would have been on the block?
Eagles WR Sux 148 Weeden was doing 2 things Cassel isnt doing. He was moving chains and not turning it over.
Cassel game 1: turnover machine
Cassel game 2: did he even complete half of his passes?
lddsfuws He would have completed a fucking pass on the last drive at least.
Not sure anyone was on the block at that time per se but I’m sure they could have pried a better QB loose from a few teams if they offered a mid round pick.
Eagles WR Sux 148 that’s no excuse
They look unprepared and overmatched
Unacceptable for a team coming off a bye. An undefeated team at that
Snake- for the greater good of thise place can you please stop bringing up Weeden vs Cassel? They both suck. We get it
But they might have added up on the 9 chances the NFL gave them 😉
Eagles WR Sux 148 this can be said about the whole packers team now
I don’t get with the Packers don’t use the Pats playbook more often. They have Cobb. run 5 yard out routes from the slot at least once a series.
To be fair their both coming off their bye, and the Broncos have been adjusting mid-season. Its tough to see what’s coming when the other team is going through a remodel of their offense
World Series just got really interesting. Not even being sarcastic
The cowboys puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again…
#InJayWeTrust I just turned to it and its a commercial. Real interesting!
The game plan with Weeden was simple. Play safe small ball which helps eat clock and give the defense rest between drives, and with Weeden, doing that, we scored more points per game and had a higher average time of possession, and that was playing against superior competition. The idea was with expected good defensive performance, we would do well enough to get a few wins, what we didn’t have when Weeden was playing was anywhere near our normal starting caliber defense out there. We went into games with 3/4 of the DL and 1/3 of the starting LB corps out and the defense couldn’t hold our opponents, especially late in games.
With Cassel, we’re neither playing safe nor are we eating time and giving the defense longer breaks before returning to the field, and we are also scoring less points, and scoring less against inferior competition. We now have a guy who can barely complete half of his goddamn passes, and let me tell you, 2nd and 6’s and 3rd and 3’s beats the fuck out of 2nd and 10 and 3rd and 10. Cassel has had better defensive and rushing performances assisting him than Weeden had and he’s doing less with it.
THATS THE BOTTOM LINE.
lddsfuws This is pathetic. None of Weeden’s games, even the Pats game, were as bad as each of Cassel’s 2 starts. He obviously sucks more and never should have been made the starter. If you can’t see that then I don’t know what to say for you
This is the team Peyton needed to win the sb all along regardless of his stats that Fox couldnt give him…
lddsfuws as opposed to two time burning sacks and 2 lame duck incompletions. I’ll take it.
Dallas puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!!
I don’t know why Buck is bragging about Hosmer’s base running there
It’s was ballsy but hella stupid for baserunner with average speed
A decent throw ends the game. Never mind a good one
It puts lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!
Dont make me tuck my junk and be fabulous while you rot in the hole in the basement!
I said it couple of days ago and I’ll say it again. Nothing in sports is worse than extra innings
Twas a pretty good day for half of the East teams. The Cowboys and the Giants both played like poop while the Eagles and the Redskins watched.
Eagles WR Sux 148 If it wasn’t a Sunday night I wouldn’t mind
Tonight was more proof that Choy is right and Dez is a difference maker for the Cowboys. Those 2 receptions for 12 yards were huge.
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Took me all week to realize it was Hardy in your avi. Well played
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The Cowboys have now lost 5 games in a row and couldn’t even manage to get in the end zone 1 time with Dez in the game tonight.
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Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Romo is the catalyst to this team. End of discussion.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!!!!
DallasCowboysSux The Cowboys have now lost 5 games in a row and the Titans are the onlyteam in the NFL with a longer losing steak.
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#SundayFunDay BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
… and Choy swallows. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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SUCK IT SHITRANT You bitch…
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“I’m just gonna turn off my computer and ignore all this nonsense. Tomorrow is a new day” -Choy
I’m getting on a plane to India that has no internet.
Obie
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DallasCowboysSux You know both of them are reading everything we post, Shitrant is also reading this and can’t even post because he knows the Cowboys suck dick just like him.
LMAO!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MOSQUITO FUCKED!!!!!
wow, something tells me that you shegals fans post memes with one hand and play with your dick with the other hand
DALLAS SUCKS!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Today has been the most fun I have had in SKA at Cowboys expense… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
More concerned about how the Cowboys fare than any other team? Check
Nothing but Cowboys fans here.
This is good advice. [img]http://i.imgur.com/A5HuWoQ.jpg[/img]
Cassell puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!
Dr Rypper MD They need to send his stupid ass back to KC.
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Can you guys please stop being mean to Choy. You made him cry.
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Do any of you guys want to have phone sex? I’m bored and horny.
Ive got hemorrhoids so the shits I took in the basement and left to dry were all bloody cowpuke basement tenants!
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I’m don’t know if I’m more uspset about the Cowboys loss or my boyfriend breaking up with me last night.
DallasCowboysSux Badboy Bob I’m very depressed about both. This isn’t funny.
DallasCowboysSux Badboy Bob The guys up here in Canada are all bitches. I need a real man to hold me.
Badboy Bob I believe Snake is available… if you’re interested.
Alright peeps, laters… looking forward to the week long Dallas Sucks Celebration.
The Mets blowing this game like they did make me feel a lot better about the Wizards loss last night
Oh this comment on PFT made me crack the fuck up
drsimester says:Nov 1, 2015 9:21 PM
They should lock Dez Bryant and Greg Hardy in a room together and make them fight to the death, and then shoot the winner
#InJayWeTrust It’s called SLUG-FEST, and George Carlin invented the concept in the mid-90’s. Fuck drsimester
I did fuws, but I had Brady so it’s an 8pt difference between the two.
If anyone gets injured during the game you both have to go post on muddlestate till you get banned from there
That would take like 5 minutes. We would both just create BobbyIIISticksBlahBlahBlah accounts and it would be over before it started.
Not really, but I wouldn’t call it dirty either. A penalty for sure, but I don’t think it was his intention to dive at the knees and try to injure.
No. The league held a vote and decided the NFCE didn’t deserve a first place team. We are now starting the rankings at 2nd.
JosephR2225 It seems pretty weak for the number of those types of hits that don’t get called
JosephR2225 Offense wasn’t exactly great for the number of points they put up either
This Eagles Cowboys game is a clash of two betting principles: 1) Always bet on a home dog in a rivalry game; and 2) Never bet on Matt Cassel.
“….something…something…most talented team in the NFL…”
– Shitrant
Cowboys sux, but this play is objectively pretty fun to watch.
Cowboys sux.
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JosephR2225 Too bad he outblocked his runner and allowed the defense to get behind him
Collins got his guys done. The problem was Witten couldn’t hold, Martin whiffed and Beasley is an embarrassment.
and wtf Joe, link that shit next time…now I have to watch that shit on a loop?
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski
Eagles’ next four opponents have a combined record of 9-20.
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They better win the next 4.
I just wouldn’t get your hopes up that high with this team. They haven’t been good enough to expect a 4-game winning streak. They just need to beat Dallas.
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At least they play the Giants again. It’s nice to have at least one cakewalk game left.
I’m not expecting them to win all 4 games. I’m just saying what they need to do.
You should be, but you should also hate yourself a little for doing so.
I think you might want to lower your expectations for this team bro. They aren’t very good.
When Romo is eligible to come back, their record will be 2-7. Coincidence?
Over under when Choy finally shows up? I’m putting the line at Wednesday.
Kellys_Chipadelphia He shows up today with some new excuse and how it will all be better now that Romo can practice
The cowboys played Seattle hard they are going to destroy Philly
I’ve told you for a while that this division is coming down to Eagles Giants week 17, Mosley. Just accept that and sit back and wait.
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Sir Squatch
lddsfuws So much for him showing how he is the #1 back