| Username | Prediction |
| Fiversons No Spine Zone | Redskins and BNA win… Cowboys and Eagles lose… But I really have no idea.. |
| Lupo | Redskins get the only Beast win… Mosely keeps posting that stupid Eli GIF |
| Splooz | Choy predicts that Dallas will win this week and every week till Bob calls us all home. |
| Anal Matt Mosley | Back in first |
| Frenchie | This is all Beaster’s Fault |
| Frenchie | Eagles D will allow a 50-Burger |
| Squatch | NFC East embarrased on MNF. No matter who wins, we all end up losing |
| Frenchie | Jets 27, Giants 21 Cowboys 31, Skins 28 Win or Lose, I expect the Eagles to embarrass themselves |
| Weech | Dallas somehow wins, fucking up their draft position |
| Matt M | Eagles and Cowboys fight it out for last place Giants win Please send $10 to Matt when leaving the blog and $10 when you return |
| Badger | Cowboys score on the first drive of the game and Choy suddenly appears to tell everyone how Dallas will still win the division. Dallas ends up losing by 35. |
| Badger | -Dallas fans chant “we want Weeden” during the game at some point. -Alfred Morris/Matt Jones combine for 1 TD. -Choy buys a plane ticket to Syria. -Justin comes back and starts discussing the 30 players he think are the -top-5 in the 2016 draft. |
| Badger | -Cassel throws 3 interceptions, 2 pick-6s -Run-DMC has 23 rushing yards and 1 fumble -Dez Bryant has more drops than receptions -Cousins throws 4 TDs and 1 int -Desean Jackson goes for over 100 receiving yards -Dashon Goldson kills Cole Beasley -Cole Beasley’s wife rushes the field -Tony Romo is shown laughing on the sidelines no fewer than 4 times, — –Dallas is losing every time -Jason Garrett keeps eyeing the owner’s box, afraid that Jerrah will have him in his scope -Jerrah is on the sideline by the middle of the 3rd quarter -Dan Snyder is shown rubbing an Indian headdress for good luck -Dan Snyder is then shown spitting on said Indian headdress for more good luck -Philly fans everywhere wonder why Sam Bradford is their starting QB when they could have traded Foles and a 2nd Rounder for Kirk Cousins -ESPN anchors discuss the Redskins name and whether it is insensitive to Native Americans, no less than 7 times -Chris Cooley says on radio broadcast that at this very moment, he’d be the second best TE on the Redskins -Ryan Kerrigan gets 2 sacks and a strip -Mason Foster gets 1 interception |
| dontblamemeuaintme | The Cowboys will beat the Redskins by 21 points and begin the take over of the East. Tom Brady will get hurt this week and the Patriots won’t win another game this season. |
| Dr Rypper MD | Cowboys sux |
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